The weirdest dream I can remember

[Rioting Soul]

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Coincidentally, it was also a sex dream. I had it today.

I'm eating out who seems to be Jaime Pressley but with extraordinarily muscular thighs, which she uses to keep my head from leaving her crotch. For some reason Fabio is mentioned and then she grabs a dildo that appears to also be a TV remote(there were buttons on the top side) and thrusts it into her mouth. Something(either semen or mucus) starts frothing from her mouth. Whatever it was, I wanted to stick my wee wee into it. I somehow disregard the fact that Chun Li thighs had my head in a death grip and stood in front of her face for the old FF. I insert but promptly feel a light prick on my phallus and then the track "I'm ridin spinnas" starts playing. I look down and see that her mouth is now a cassette player(NO, I WOULD NORMALLY NOT FIT INTO A CASSETTE PLAYER). I'm weirded out, but not enough to stop. I ejaculated into her oral cavity/cassette player. The consistency is like that of lotion. I don't know how, but it got over the ceiling, walls and floor. Some black dude near the bed(no segue, he just "appeared" there) insinuates that I'm gonna make it a one night stand. I say "indeed" and left the room, using the towel now on my back like Batman's cape in that episode of Robot Chicken where he was on Real World("......The Bat signal!"). I have a change of heart when the black guy says something about how messy it is in there. I turn back into the room to see that EVERYTHING is now covered in semen. I take off my cape/towel(during the whole thing, I had nothing else on and it never occurred to me that dude could see my giblets) and clean the room even though a single towel couldn't clean all of that up. Jaime Pressley/Chun Li/cassette player fell asleep after the ejaculation but she woke up as I finished cleaning up. She apparently morphed into a black girl, I don't remember what her face looked like but I was getting a strong Meagan Good vibe. She suggests we take a shower, I agree. At some point, the black dude leaves/disappears. She steps into the shower first and then I do. The water is scolding hot. She's standing in front of me, facing away. I hug her and then she presses her shiny, wet ass up against my junk. It was then that all of life's troubles melted away. And then my raging boner woke me up. I checked my boxers to make sure they were dry and then tried to go back to sleep but couldn't. I guess I shouldn't have went back to sleep anyway since it was 1:56pm.

[Manx]

This dream needs an explosion (besides a semen explosion) and it could be teh win. :tup:

[Alzarath]

You know what I did after I read this? I went here. (http://spinnahs.ytmnd.com/)

I wish I had dreams that weird nowadays :tup:

[NG1313]

The black guy may have been a messenger from above.

My uncle decyphers dreams. I dreamt about somethingsomething, and it ended with my uncle (who in reality was a messenger) holding a full grown lion under his right arm. He first showed it to my uncle (a human example, in the form of my uncle, I suppose); the lion put his jaws around his neck, without biting, just to show.. like show & tell in school. Then it was my turn, and I was thinking/ saying: "..Don't" :looney: He brought it anyway; the lion took a hold, I held still and prayed to God to give me life after sleep again, and I woke up. My uncle told me it meant others have walked the wrong path and suffered because of it, and the consequences would be worse for me if I did the same. Somebody showed me a headless snake before that, and that appearantly meant there used to be ill-will in my close proximity/ family, but no longer because its head was cut off.

Meanings of dreams depend on the day of the week and time of day. Dreams in the morning are the most credible, dreams during daytime (during a nap) are meaningless, and dreams on fridays are the most valuable.

Dreams have the reverse meaning or outcome, except on fridays.. if I remember correctly.

[Manx]

What does it mean when the burning passion you have for another woman that works in your in 1940's Chicago mail room office sets a parking garage on fire and then when you go back into your office because you "forgot something" and you're really supposed to meet this girl for a date and you find that she's been waiting for you on the street corner like she agreed to for over an hour and it's all raining and she's crying and you feel guilty so you just hold her and then you see your girlfriend looking at you from across the street...?

Yes, I seriously dreamed that.

[Alzarath]

I usually just dream about marvel =(

[Biolink]

"I'm ridin spinnas,I'm ridin spinnas THEY DON'T STOP..."

[Rioting Soul]

In other, less explicit dreams I've had, I would be flying(like Superman does) but something would always be impeding me. Either there would always be powerlines in the way that I can't navigate through, I just sort of lose my ability to fly and begin to descend, or the sky appears to have a limit like a ceiling.

[Black Chanler]

I was fucking this ghetto ass chick in the same place Serphiroth killed Aeries in FFVII

[ytwojay]

I used to have a recurring nightmare about getting killed by a giant Bullet Bill :wasted:

[marcusg]

I felt like I just had a dream in high definition last night. It was me walking up and down the street as Max from Streets of rage 2. I had skate and axl behind with a radio playing SOR music while I was body slamming mofos with one hand. It was a good dream until I raped Blaze by accident.

[sonicspear64]

I had a dream about watching some weird show that was like a Veronica Mars/Lost/CSI-hybrid (don't normally watch those shows). Then I look out my room door and into the kitchen and I see T.I..... with a bat...?! He then throws the bat into my room and I protect myself and flinch. When I open my eyes, the nigga is right in front of me with a spray bottle (with water I think). I laugh my ass off then he shoots it and it sounds like a gunshot (and to my suprise it kinda hurt).

[{PFH}-Lake]

ya I had a dream my drill sergeant was a hot chick. She kept giving me shit all the time, then walking up to her I asked her, “so you want to fuck?” She was like ok. So we went to a hotel and were fucking while a party was going on out side. Soon a man walked in and said, “THAT'S MY WIFE!” It pissed me off so some how wolverine claws came out of my hands and stabbed him, then picking him up and throwing him out the window and then went back to fucking his wife.

[NG1313]

What does it mean when the burning passion you have for another woman that works in your in 1940's Chicago mail room office sets a parking garage on fire and then when you go back into your office because you "forgot something" and you're really supposed to meet this girl for a date and you find that she's been waiting for you on the street corner like she agreed to for over an hour and it's all raining and she's crying and you feel guilty so you just hold her and then you see your girlfriend looking at you from across the street...?

Yes, I seriously dreamed that.

I didn't remember this bit by bit, but I asked my uncle, in case you're interested. It might be inaccurate or completely wrong, depending on the time and day. So judge for yourself. Anyway... he said the fire/ arson suggested she promised some sort of marriage to someone, but didn't follow through. The rain represented her regrets. Your girlfriend looking at you suggested someone having similar feelings towards you, as you had towards that girl, or that girl towards you... guess I forgot :wgrin:

In other, less explicit dreams I've had, I would be flying(like Superman does) but something would always be impeding me. Either there would always be powerlines in the way that I can't navigate through, I just sort of lose my ability to fly and begin to descend, or the sky appears to have a limit like a ceiling.

Seeing famous characters are "good" signs. Even someone like George Warrior Bush, since he is the president of a powerful country. That he might be a moron isn't of any significance. The sign is in the superficial character. I didn't understand the specifics, but he took a guess at that you wished to do great things, but personal traits you have are holding you back.

2 cents for ya'.

[Wild Kitty]

The thing about dreams is that they mean something different for everyone and noone can tell you what they mean. People brought up in completely different environments and have different emotions or attachments to different symbols in dreams and therefore the symbols, if they are even symbols at all, would have different meaning to everyone in which dreams they appear. The way the symbol appears and who it appears with can also mean something different, from my point of view anyway.

Not to take any meaning away from what NG's uncle has said about the dreams, but I would just like you all to keep an open mind about what I said and realize that just because some people think they can tell you what dreams mean because they were taught it, doesn't make it so. The human subconscious is one of the things that we have not even begun to understand and I personally find it hard to place trust with someone and give them credit for understanding dreams that even I cannot, especially when they are raised under different circumstances and the symbols that appear may mean different things personally as they have appeared in our respective lives.

That's all.

weird dream though man

[Rioting Soul]

I didn't understand the specifics, but he took a guess at that you wished to do great things, but personal traits you have are holding you back.

I want to design an awesome fighting game but I'm a lazy, procrastinating mofo. I'm sure it's pretty difficult to get your foot in the door when you have no programming skills and are a college drop out.

[NG1313]

Don't we all :lol:

I dreamt about SFI the other day.. don't remember when. The graphics were shiny, sprites were small/ thin, specials were easy, and the fireball command was HCB instead of HCF.