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Adam Warlock
07-23-2007, 07:17 AM
Are you bitches kidding me? You think you get to claim victory after that wack-ass showing? Is there even a Y chromosome among you? All I see is more triple X's than Ron Jeremy's resume.

Here's the deal:

There is no line-up. It's team vs team just like last year. People vote on the TEAM they think wins, not the individual for this round. This thread will be open for exactly 72 hours for everyone to go all out. Votes will only count on the fourth day. Any votes given during the first 72 hours will not be counted.

So.... let's get to the teams shall we...


Team Playa Haters
- Deathscythe
- N-Ken
- Warpticon

vs.

The Dream Team
-Muff Daddy
-Slide
-Jive Turkey Jones

maxx
07-23-2007, 07:18 AM
team playa hatas..niggas will stab their own peoples to win..thats serrrious hate.

Slide
07-23-2007, 10:54 AM
Team Playa Haters
- Deathscythe
- N-Ken
- Warpticon




Hate us cause we're about to play you.

^yeah i know, that line was kind of corny, but it was no cornier than the flames that came from Deathscythe the entire br. Wack ass bitch... I can't believe people were thinking you actually brought heat this time around. :arazz: You couldn't spit if you were nervous jailbait that refused to swallow.

If you ever got a vote from me? it was just out of pity.

DS, i father'd your a3 A-Guy game! So it's only right that I son you at your own game for the br. You're nothing but horrible jokes about genitals and cheesy one-liners. You AND your whole team lack more creativity than crouch roundhouse Ken users wearing DBZ shirts and smelling like armpit sweat.

Cheesy one-liner ahead, just for you -> 'I'm A-Guy and you are A-Girl' ged it!!?? LOLOZLZL

N-Ken, I mean what is there to say that hasn't been said about you? Again, my votes to you were only out of pity. I mean you honestly believe that you deserve to be here?

Before this began, I had faith in you... :rofl: :rofl: but that was before I had remembered that I don't believe in pieces of shit.
You're Blind, cause you can't see me. Go back to playing e-poker cause you don't want to cross this Bridge, I'll just throw you into the River.

Warpticon, yo man, I lolled at your posts. Haha, not cause they were actually funny! It was just cause I was picturing a 30 yr old nerd typing furiously on his mom's desktop in her room. That's also why I had to vote for you those times I did. It's just like when Malone went to the Lakers, man, nigga was gettin old and needed to win a championship. Thing about this is, we all know that you won't deliver this round. Warp, you fuckin herb, don't even bother checking your closet for that goku shirt. I burnt that shit and left a stick of right guard in it's place after I got through with your mother. When you get on your mom's keyboard to type a response, stick around, cause I know i did.

Muff Daddy
07-23-2007, 10:57 AM
we shouldn't expect Team Playa Haters to be punctual.

we all know it'll take them a while to see this thread:

JIVE TURKEY JONES
07-26-2007, 02:56 AM
So... this Battle Royale gonna happen or what? :confused:

Jive Out!

4neqs
07-26-2007, 04:25 AM
lmao.

(filler)

Adam Warlock
07-26-2007, 04:39 AM
DS says he quits out of fear. Warp is MIA and does it really matter wheter N-Ken shows or not? He's the permanent sixth man on a three man squad. I guess the answer is cancelled due to bitch syndrome.

ToyRobotTerror
07-26-2007, 04:46 AM
i vot no maŽam

Slide
07-26-2007, 05:11 AM
Yep so pretty much my 5 min was wasted in that first post that other day i typed it. Oh wait, no it wasn't cause I was sitting there acting like I was actually doing work, just like I am right now. :rofl:

Either way, since the other team doesn't feel the need to respond, even though it could've been fun, then that's it, and I take back my response.

Peace.

Tantin
07-26-2007, 11:35 AM
I vote for me. DS was trash in the last round.

Warpticon
07-26-2007, 07:51 PM
Was this ignorance or apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

Carpet Lint
07-27-2007, 11:48 PM
Best.

Battle Royale.

EVER.

I'm so glad to have been a part of this magic.

ShinAkumax
07-27-2007, 11:54 PM
This is the longest tease ever since I dated the girl saving herself for marriage.

quiche
07-28-2007, 12:30 AM
Team Exclamation Point!

It looks like we won the last BR that mattered. This year had more shades of fucked up than Michael Jackson's had shades of skin...or of fucked up, for that matter.

...serously.