CRAZY FRELLING BET: 1 man. 12 beers. 1 hour.

[Adam Warlock]

Not just a bet, but a CRAZY fucking bet. Shit that makes no sense and you have no reason to try other than to say "I did it when everyone was against me." A friend of mine who also posts here, recently made a bet that he can drink 12 beers in an hour. The liquor content is cake; it's the volume that everyone questions. This is going down tomorrow and I plan to record segments of it and post it on youtube. Hilarity will ensue.

EDIT: pissing is legal!

[Rooks4]

Im the son-of-a-bitch who's gonna make the attempt.. It actually started beacuse a guy we work with claimed it was "Impossible." I've done a rediculous amount of drinking in my time, and am almost positive i've done this at least once before .. then again, maybe i was just shitface drunk and 'thought' i did.

Anyways - I decided to put up 50$ on another guy at work and see what I could do. Im currently working on strategy.. Eat a shitload of food to stretch out my stomach (i sorta started this late since uhhh we are trying this tomorrow), Drink down as much beer up front as I can early (im thinking 5ish in the first 5 minutes)... this way my body can start to process as I do 3-4 more near the 30min mark.

I've got a beer funnel ready and a cold 12-pack in the fridge.... I suppose at worst it'll be great entertainment (for us and you, since AW decided to post it here) :P

[Biolink]

I could do that shit if money was on the line.

EDIT for stupidity.

[ViciousSLASH]

Im the son-of-a-bitch who's gonna make the attempt.. It actually started beacuse a guy we work with claimed it was "Impossible." I've done a rediculous amount of drinking in my time, and am almost positive i've done this at least once before .. then again, maybe i was just shitface drunk and 'thought' i did.

Anyways - I decided to put up 50$ on another guy at work and see what I could do. Im currently working on strategy.. Eat a shitload of food to stretch out my stomach (i sorta started this late since uhhh we are trying this tomorrow), Drink down as much beer up front as I can early (im thinking 5ish in the first 5 minutes)... this way my body can start to process as I do 3-4 more near the 30min mark.

I've got a beer funnel ready and a cold 12-pack in the fridge.... I suppose at worst it'll be great entertainment (for us and you, since AW decided to post it here) :P

I believe in you.

If you fail, my belief never happened.

DON'T FAIL MY BELIEFS.

PS. Random Nigga is black and can't count. I bet you could drink 4 and say you drank 12 and he would know none the better.

[Bacardi]

Im the son-of-a-bitch who's gonna make the attempt.. It actually started beacuse a guy we work with claimed it was "Impossible." I've done a rediculous amount of drinking in my time, and am almost positive i've done this at least once before .. then again, maybe i was just shitface drunk and 'thought' i did.

Anyways - I decided to put up 50$ on another guy at work and see what I could do. Im currently working on strategy.. Eat a shitload of food to stretch out my stomach (i sorta started this late since uhhh we are trying this tomorrow), Drink down as much beer up front as I can early (im thinking 5ish in the first 5 minutes)... this way my body can start to process as I do 3-4 more near the 30min mark.

I've got a beer funnel ready and a cold 12-pack in the fridge.... I suppose at worst it'll be great entertainment (for us and you, since AW decided to post it here) :P

eat alot of loaf bread and some broth

[Adam Warlock]

I believe in you.

If you fail, my belief never happened.

DON'T FAIL MY BELIEFS.

PS. Random Nigga is black and can't count. I bet you could drink 4 and say you drank 12 and he would know none the better.

The bet is with a white guy, at his house. A REAL white guy too. Not Saotome Kaneda white.

[Geese Pants]

You can dooo eet.............

[sbw]

alright, I dont think this is impossible, but what are the stipulations?

what kind of beer? belching is allowed? can you take a piss?

so many of these things have a huge impact.

Im gonna say something to the effect of 12 coors light in an hour would be possible. Something like new castle or guiness, oh hell no.

[J-ride]

That is awesome. Epic events like this one are the sole reason youtube was created. + Man points if he succeeds.

[Adam Warlock]

It's going to be budlight and he can piss all he wants. The only stipulation is he has to hold it down the entire night, so if he feels like superman when he's done and drinks a gallon of vodka or some dumb shit and loses his lunch, he loses the bet. He's got the right idea by prepping and releasing all the carbonation when he pours the beer. If he succeeds, there's a contest to see who can eat 4 double quarter pounders in an hour. 3 is doable. 4 scares the shit out of me.

[DeathReaper47]

You GOT to tape this, and then somewhere in the video, you got to put the camera on yourself and be like "This shit for you SRK!" or something along the lines of that.

[Devil X]

Hmmm, I find it disturbing that I read the title and said to myself "so?" heh. I usually drink 6 in an hour to catch a good buzz. I think I could push myself to 9-10, the only thing that would slow me down would be not being able to hold that much liquid.

[Adam Warlock]

Hmmm, I find it disturbing that I read the title and said to myself "so?" heh. I usually drink 6 in an hour to catch a good buzz. I think I could push myself to 9-10, the only thing that would slow me down would be not being able to hold that much liquid.

Well DUH, Columbo. Did you not read the part where we said alcohol isn't the issue? it's the liquid+carbonation. The alcohol is the red herring. And 6 beers in an hour is pussy shit. I drank that for breakfast.

[sbw]

Well DUH, Columbo. Did you not read the part where we said alcohol isn't the issue? it's the liquid+carbonation. The alcohol is the red herring. And 6 beers in an hour is pussy shit. I drank that for breakfast.

I wish I could participate, now Im dying to know. In fact I asked like 5 dudes here at work what they think.

One things for sure, it wouldn't be easy, but I think its easier than a gallon of milk in an hour.

[Striderhyru05]

my friend has no gag reflex he drank 20 give or take coronas in less than an hour

good luck

[mastermind]

There better be an under-the-table cam just in case he decides to cheat and pee his pants mid-way through. And then multiple .gifs will be created.

[Biolink]

It's going to be budlight and he can piss all he wants. The only stipulation is he has to hold it down the entire night, so if he feels like superman when he's done and drinks a gallon of vodka or some dumb shit and loses his lunch, he loses the bet. He's got the right idea by prepping and releasing all the carbonation when he pours the beer. If he succeeds, there's a contest to see who can eat 4 double quarter pounders in an hour. 3 is doable. 4 scares the shit out of me.

Ah.he has to hold it in the entire time.That will be the hardest part.A true battle of internal wits(And stomach acids).I don't think he'll be able to hold it all in,but drinking a pack of budlight shouldn't be the biggest problem.

[Adam Warlock]

No no no, he's allowed to piss, he just can't throw up. I'm thinking of spiking his beer with everclear if I decide to bet against him.

[Biolink]

That's what I meant by holding it all in(My fault for not be specific).Anyway estimate the time that he isn't allowed to puke

[Yansoma]

I had two friends with a similar argument about eating 50 chicken nuggets, but in the end he ate 55 because he was still hungry.

[Adam Warlock]

EVER. He has to not puke all night.

[Biolink]

LOL.

No way he will win.

He better prepare just in case,and make sure that he doesn't eat anything for the entire day,and if he has GGPO.

[MrBlank]

as a last minute maneuver he can beer bong whatever he has left...

i used to do 3 beers at a time down the tube. of course i was very very stupid drunk after doing that 3 times and it took longer then an hour. but for a last minute maneuver he can pull it off.

[Hyperhal]

I can drink 12 sodas in one hour.

Yay for us underage SRKers. :rofl:

[Demon Dash]

So basically you're downing a pint every five minutes? Good luck...

[Rooks4]

Ok.. Prep -

Eat lots of food to stretch my stomach prior to the attempt (I started this last night.. and it goes down tomorrow night.. not really enough time, but I'll make with what I can do.)

Beer Strategy:
Pour into Glass to release carbonation --> into beer bong --> SHOTGUN MUTHA FUCKAH.
First 5 minutes - 5 Beers.
~ 30 minute mark - 3-4 more.. Hopefully im pissing Niagra falls.
Start sipping and get down whatever I can.. if Im feeling good, start pounding them down. If im struggling with the liquid, bust out the Kobeashi shake, do some Yoga.. or some sorta shit to pass that shit through and make room. At the last 10 minute mark, Man up and take it down or admit defeat.

Tonight i'll start drinking LOTS of liquids to try and get a cycle going and flush out my system. I want to be EMPTY when I start :) Tomorrow i'll probably have a light breakfast, stop drinking/eating anything by 11am. Maybe leave early and hit the gym to get my body into a "I need to renergize my shit" state and the cans get cracked at 7ish pm.

And as was stated, hilarity insues. It's definitly possible.. We'll see how it goes :)

So basically you're downing a pint every five minutes? Good luck...

No... that would be stupid.. I need to get down as much as I can up front so my body starts to process it and remove it from my system. The more I get down early, the 'easier' it will be in the end.. At least, that's my thought process.. Logically it should be equal but uhhhh it's not like I used logic when I signed up for this, so why start now?

[Pablo_the_Mex]

He should start drinking lots of water to stretch out his stomach so that he will be ready for the job at hand.

[FurryCurry]

I can drink 12 sodas in one hour.

Yay for us underage SRKers. :rofl:

Awww. How adorable.

That shit sounds doable. But damn all that liquid! How much total is that just sitting in your belly?

[acesmith5]

as a last minute maneuver he can beer bong whatever he has left...

i used to do 3 beers at a time down the tube. of course i was very very stupid drunk after doing that 3 times and it took longer then an hour. but for a last minute maneuver he can pull it off.

QTF

My bong holds 3 beers aswell. This is like 1 beer bong every 15 mins. or just 1 bong and casually drink the rest in the hour.

Budlight/coors light This is easy.

[Rooks4]

Awww. How adorable.

That shit sounds doable. But damn all that liquid! How much total is that just sitting in your belly?

12*16=144oz. Just a bit over 1 Gallon.

My Insperation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4vQiQ6jhMQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eij8NBACXug&mode=related&search=

There's a few others but I don't think anyone keeps it down.. I won't be trying a 6 in 1 shot, but I might double up the beer bong early once or twice just to kick it off :)

[Figcoinc]

When I was younger I did that. Actually 11 beers in one hour. Though 4 hours prior I did a bet that I could drink 8 shots straight.

They were:

Vodka x2
Tequila
Everclear x2
Rum x3


By the end of that night I was so drunk that I went to sit on a chair and missed it by a good 3 feet. hahaha

I won 400 bucks though.

Ah...the young and stupid days were fun.

[ShawnLoganownzu]

12 beers in an hour?? have you gone to college?

do a case in an hour and THAT is impressive.... our greatest contender was an albino kid who did a 12 beer BONG.. yes 12 beers, one giant ass beer bong, one passed out kid.. i hope i have the pics somwhere

none the less, good luck.. if you dont wanna throw up, take exlax and shit it out or just eat a lot of pizza..

[platinum_pinoy]

That shouldnt be too hard. Have you ever heard of the power hour? Its one shot of beer every minute for one hour. 1 shot of beer is 2 ounces. If you can do two shots of beer every minute, you're in the clear.

2 shots = 4 ounces. You can finish in 36 minutes.

[MrBlank]

Try to also eat some pretzels

http://www.galactic-guide.com/articles/6S20.html

[Rooks4]

snip

A CASE in 1 hour? Im going to have to call bullshit on that one. Even at 200lbs, your BAC would be pushing .50, which would basically kill you.

Unless you weight 400lbs? :) Maybe we can sign you up for the 4 Double Quarter Pounders with cheese challenge.

[Weeks]

good luck man. just remember your training and you WILL make it out alive

[Dan?]

Weeks just ended this thread with a Michael Ironside/Starship Troopers reference. Until we get videos, discussion OVA!

[Adam Warlock]

SNIP

Rooks, what does the scale say about his weight?

[Rooks4]

Rooks, what does the scale say about his weight?

.....

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!

[PimpC]

I can drink 12 sodas in one hour.

Yay for us underage SRKers. :rofl:

age is no excuse, man up and start drinking now.

[Carpet Lint]

That was VICIOUS.

Did anyone just see that? Two straight alley-oops on both sides of the court.

Somehow Weeks threw up an insanely wild pass that no one could have gotten, and Dan? skies out of NOWHERE to put it in. It was like Baron and J-Rich all over again.

And then Adam to Rooks with the solid, Shaq-style power jam to answer.

Disturbing.

[TheSix]

...STRAIGHT EDGE MOTHAFUCKAS!

/Leaves


I kid, I kid.

[Dan?]

Oh TheSix, you lovable scamp!

*laugh track*

[Thongboy Bebop]

I've drunk more Irish Carbombs than that in an hour. 12 Bud Lights? Fuckin' free money.

N

[Adam Warlock]

I've drunk more Irish Carbombs than that in an hour. 12 Bud Lights? Fuckin' free money.

N

A car bomb is HALF the volume of a beer since it's only half a beer. Focus people.

[Weeks]

That was VICIOUS.

Did anyone just see that? Two straight alley-oops on both sides of the court.

Somehow Weeks threw up an insanely wild pass that no one could have gotten, and Dan? skies out of NOWHERE to put it in. It was like Baron and J-Rich all over again.

And then Adam to Rooks with the solid, Shaq-style power jam to answer.

Disturbing.

we're on FIYAAAAH

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/3531/nbbalo9.jpg

[Dan?]

Everyone, please, if you no longer care about what is occurring, we would like to ask you to put your hands in the air and wave them vigorously.

-Thanks,

Management

[ShawnLoganownzu]

A CASE in 1 hour? Im going to have to call bullshit on that one. Even at 200lbs, your BAC would be pushing .50, which would basically kill you.

Unless you weight 400lbs? :) Maybe we can sign you up for the 4 Double Quarter Pounders with cheese challenge.

nah a case would be impressive, never done it or seen it done... i have seen 2 people run through a 24 pack in less than an hour, usually done in case races (its generally easier cause of competition and motivation)... but a case by urself, yea thats pushing it but im sure i could bet some kids to do it, lawl at drunks

[Muff Daddy]

A friend of mine who also posts here, recently made a bet that he can drink 12 beers in an hour.

is this the same big-ass dude who was at FR with the hat?

[Adam Warlock]

is this the same big-ass dude who was at FR with the hat?

Nah. that is the dude who ate like 5 baconators though. In an hour, maybe hour and a half.

[MAGUS1234]

dude you want to win, open all the beers like a couple hours before. get all the carbonation out, make sure its warm(so it doesnt burn going down.THen procede to bong.

btw 5 baconaters is pretty impressive. Dude sounds like a champ!

[Bacardi]

I wish I could participate, now Im dying to know. In fact I asked like 5 dudes here at work what they think.

One things for sure, it wouldn't be easy, but I think its easier than a gallon of milk in an hour.

Noone can win the gallon of milk bet, you cant keep it down

[fishjie]

wtf the alcohol is not a problem? you guys must all be irish or something. goddamnit. i tried this thing called a power hour once, i cried after beer #3 i think.

[Thongboy Bebop]

Noone can win the gallon of milk bet, you cant keep it down

100 bucks at Evo says otherwise?

N

[Rooks4]

wtf the alcohol is not a problem? you guys must all be irish or something. goddamnit. i tried this thing called a power hour once, i cried after beer #3 i think.

Well I calculated out the BAC content I'll get after 12 beers (144oz @ 4.2%Volume) and I get like .211 or something like that. I can't find the website now, but it basically said I'd be pretty Fkd up but it wasn't pass-out level or anything like that.

Of course, you ALWAYS believe what you read on the interwebz. :rolleyes:

[Septimus Prime]

100 bucks at Evo says otherwise?

N
I'd like in on this. But it has to be whole milk.

[Angelic Diablo]

Maybe it's a Canadian thing but that doesn't really sound that difficult assuming you get to piss it out. I mean you're going to be fucking full when it's over but 12 bottles (I assume bottles and not pints) is perfectly workable.

Good luck to the man stepping up.

[Thongboy Bebop]

I dunno, I usually drink low-fat because I prefer the flavor. I'd have to actually do a trial run at home first for whole milk.

N

[Septimus Prime]

Tape your trial run.

[Thongboy Bebop]

Agreed. I'll get it done this weekend for sure.

N

[Adam Warlock]

I dunno, I usually drink low-fat because I prefer the flavor. I'd have to actually do a trial run at home first for whole milk.

N

You *prefer* the flavor? "let me get a gallon of milk. No, no, not the good stuff. let me get that white water." *chugs* "Mmmm-mmmm" :tup:

[Dan?]

Agreed. I'll get it done this weekend for sure.

N

Give it the Streets of Rage 2 theme like your Twelve tutorial.

[Septimus Prime]

Okay, so here are my bet stipulations:

1. A gallon of whole milk.
2. 20 minutes to drink it.
3. Keep it down for an hour.
4. Someone needs to tape this.

[MAGUS1234]

^^dude, keeping it down for an hour is a dumb stipulation.

Nastiest thing I seen was my hommie did a box of wine in 10 hours....pretty brutal.

[ShawnLoganownzu]

Well I calculated out the BAC content I'll get after 12 beers (144oz @ 4.2%Volume) and I get like .211 or something like that. I can't find the website now, but it basically said I'd be pretty Fkd up but it wasn't pass-out level or anything like that.

Of course, you ALWAYS believe what you read on the interwebz. :rolleyes:

Just be sure to eat a little bit before and during :\ it will lower that

i hope you have like a hang over remedy ready too, but bud light isnt so bad..

Hang over remedy:
-handful of peanut butter
-pepto bismol
-tums
-bread
-several glasses of water
-asprin/tylenol

Maybe it's a Canadian thing but that doesn't really sound that difficult assuming you get to piss it out. I mean you're going to be fucking full when it's over but 12 bottles (I assume bottles and not pints) is perfectly workable.

Good luck to the man stepping up.


Yea pissing does make it a bit easier, i say throw in the now piss rule!!! :tup:

If youve never played "Edward 40 hands" i suggest you do it (Duct tape two 40oz to your hands, no use of hands allowed until complete)... that means no pissing until both 40s are done, you will learn quickly how fast you can drink booze and how GDLK pissing is.

[Divine Tenken]

There's a contest to see who can eat 4 double quarter pounders in an hour. 3 is doable. 4 scares the shit out of me.

Yo warlock I'll take that bet $50 bucks
name the time and day lol.

The bud lite bet I'll leave for the pros.

[Carpet Lint]

Jesus Christ, I vomitted now at work just reading that milk challenge.

Ah, it's all over my keyboard and stuff. Ugh.

There's absolutely no way a human being can keep down that much milk. I feel bad enough when I chug down just a single glass while running out for work some mornings.

And twelve beers is pretty crazy, but I've seen white people and large Asian guys consume the alcohol equilvalent of that in shots and hard liquor. I'm personally a bitch, but I've seen it done.

It's the volume that's incredible. Once you do it, you'll have to get out, because if they tempt you with any amount of food or drink afterwards, it's all coming up.

Jesus, that shit's going to triangle jump all over your kidneys.

And I don't know how you can do four quarter pounders. That's a solid pound of McDonald's beef...I can't do it. Three isn't even on the horizon for me. I had two once, and I saw Jesus' eyes, I was so close to death.

We're talking McDonald's, right? Because I can eat like two pounds of beef in steak form standing on my head, but I can't do half a pound of McDonald's patties in all that oil they have.

[Adam Warlock]

Yo warlock I'll take that bet $50 bucks
name the time and day lol.

The bud lite bet I'll leave for the pros.


^ guy who ate the baconators

[Septimus Prime]

^^dude, keeping it down for an hour is a dumb stipulation.

Nastiest thing I seen was my hommie did a box of wine in 10 hours....pretty brutal.
It is a good stipulation because it is impossible to hold it down for an hour. That's the theory TB wants to contest, anyway.

Specifying that it's an hour will give him a false sense of security because an hour doesn't seem that long. And then what happens as the time winds down? He'll start to tense up, trying to make it. And then he'll relax as he almost wins. And then he will lose.

[Starhammer]

don't know. I HAVE been able to hit up at least 8 16 ouncers within an hour. I don't remember puking, but then, I don't remember much of that day, that night, or anything until late the next morning. I say hit it. 12 ounce curls till someone hurls!!

-Starhammer-

[Thongboy Bebop]

Okay, so here are my bet stipulations:

1. A gallon of whole milk.
2. 20 minutes to drink it.
3. Keep it down for an hour.
4. Someone needs to tape this.

20 minutes is way too little, I don't think I can cop to that. And does the hour start when I finish the entirety or after a certain amount has been consumed?

Also, is it ok to eat before, after, or during?

N

[Septimus Prime]

If you agree to the 20-minute rule, the hour starts when you start drinking. How's that?

[Autocrat1]

This thread is too white for me...

The bet is with a white guy, at his house. A REAL white guy too. Not Saotome Kaneda white.
...whatever that means.

[b1gazn]

if its being beer bonged or shotgunned, then its possible.

[Panicked]

Agreed. I'll get it done this weekend for sure.

N

:rofl:

[jswey]

I'll drink a 12 pack in 30-45 minutes. it's nothin

[Thongboy Bebop]

:rofl:

Hahahaha, I love you man. Full homo.

N - I'm having someone else tape this, so it should actually get done on time.

[The Epidemic]

I'll drink a 12 pack in 30-45 minutes. it's nothin

yea...this bet is cake

[Rooks4]

I'll drink a 12 pack in 30-45 minutes. it's nothin
yea...this bet is cake

Let's see vids of you tackling it - There's a reason you can't find any on Youtube.

As for the Milk... I've found 2 on Youtube that didn't result in projectile Vomit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4lG2WDZYKM
The other was Joey Chestnut doing it on some radio show... I can't find it now, but it's there.

Nobody said it's impossible (well, the guy who bet me 50$ did.) But it sure as hell isn't easy.

[Jaldaboath]

I need to find a camera, I'm almost certain I can do the milk thing, I did something similar with a gallon of coke back when I was 18.

As for the beer... If I can pour it beore drinking I don't really see the problem; although being slightly drunk and not wanting to get even drunker and pass out seems to me like a wasted night.

[Adam Warlock]

We now have two guys willing to give this a try simultaneously.

[jswey]

I don't have a camera but I am serious, 12 beers in an hour is super-easy. I live in Wisconsin, state of the binge drinkers. Like I said, it's nothing.

[Luciano Leone]

God.. last time I got 'stupid' drunk was.. I dont even remember what I did. Something along the lines of a 40 of OE and a tall boy or 2, and like 3 double shots of monarch vodka in a row. I probably had more, I dont remember but I know I got hella drunk and hella sick. I dont get stupid drunk often. Usually I just stick to alot of hard liquor and get snoop dogg drunk. Kind of like just chillin with the breezys and civilly shit talking other guys who are talking to girls, badly freestyling. Thunder stealin.

[Septimus Prime]

Like I said, it has to be whole milk. It is impossible because your body can't process the lactose fast enough.

[Adam Warlock]

Like I said, it has to be whole milk. It is impossible because your body can't process the lactose fast enough.

Especially if you're black. If I did that I could ride to evo on a wave of pure, watery feces, like a bastardized Iceman.

[The Epidemic]

the (insert drink) gallon hour stipulation is do-able...the only thing i couldnt do and tried was the cinnamon teaspoon shit

edit- and gallon of whole milk is impossible...ive tried

[KrassHole]

Ok that beer challenge is mad pussy. Especially since you're doing it with american beer.

I'm not much of a drinker so I probably couldnt do it, but if hes a bigger guy it shouldnt even be a hassel.

[Thongboy Bebop]

My crack team of analysts say 20 minutes is far too low. Once it's down I'll keep it down all day, but even I don't think I can drink anything that quickly without giving it back.

...unless I get better odds.

N

[Carpet Lint]

The more I think about this, the harder it seems. 355 mL per bottle...that's over 4 liters of beer. Over a gallon of liquid. An average person's stomach capacity is about like half a gallon.

So I think that like after...6 or 7 beers, you're already going to feel like vomitting. Jesus.

The carbonation is the big thing here - if the beer isn't flat, then it'll probably be worse than the milk. Though I don't think there's a big difference either way - a gallon of liquid is a gallon of liquid.

You should open them all up and get the carbon dioxide all out as soon as you can. And then just absolutely blitz yourself with the first couple, like go three or four as fast as you can, and let that digest and leave the stomach over as much time as you can spare.

I don't think you can take too much without feeling like vomitting, so maybe you should get it down to like five or four, and then prepare to make a final glorious run at 12 with flat beer.

And do it standing up. (...which might be hard since it's beer.) But if you stand up instead of sitting or lying down, you straighten all your organs out, and there'll be no folding or compression in your stomach or intestines. Doubtful about exactly how much it'll help, but you'll probably be looking for any edge that you can get.

Jesus, I didn't think about exactly how much 12 beers was. I don't know which one's harder now...on one hand there's more than a gallon of stuff in 12 beers...but so much milk is pretty nasty. ...though beer is a diuretic, so maybe that makes it a lot better than milk since it runs through your system so quickly.

And I think you'll end up feeling cold as hell if those beers are even slightly cold. I wonder if the drunkness will improve your ability to and dull the full/vomit sensation...or if it'll enhance it?

Thank God I don't need to find this out first hand.

Also, FAST. Don't eat or even really drink anything for like eight hours before the thing. You need as much space as you can.

And don't move. Like at all, in the time to follow. You should actually probably split as soon as you down the last beer, to avoid getting baited into moving, laughing, or consuming more food or drink.

I think either way it's going to be glorious.

[Adam Warlock]

Ok that beer challenge is mad pussy. Especially since you're doing it with american beer.

I'm not much of a drinker so I probably couldnt do it, but if hes a bigger guy it shouldnt even be a hassel.

He's not that big.

[Septimus Prime]

I will research this some more and come up with another impossible situation, then.

[Adam Warlock]

If we're lucky, I'll have a reason to post here (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=111437&page=67)when we're done.

25 hours and 40 minutes until showtime!

[Carpet Lint]

And I think whole milk is harder than skim milk. There's a lot more fat content in whole milk, and that's probably what stops it from being digested as quickly as like...beer or water.

I don't think it's the lactose thing, because the problem lactose intolerant people have is that they don't have the enzymes to break it down after they've already started to digest it. So I don't think the lactose will affect how fast the milk leaves your stomach, because you don't start breaking it down until it's in the lower intestine.

I think it's the fat, more than anything - that's why milk's tougher than beer or water. Plus, probably a lot of it's mental, and milk starts to taste pretty nasty after like two glasses, whereas you don't have that problem with water and beer.

Imagine drinking a gallon of milk from a jug...and pausing at regular intervals just trying to get that nasty, full, thick dairy taste out of your mouth...ugh.

Skim milk tastes a nastier than the 2% or whatever...but honestly, when you're dealing with a gallon of milk, it's going to taste nasty no matter what.

And the thing with milk - even though it wouldn't affect the actual bet during the drinking - is that afterwards, it's going to COMPLETELY FUCKING DESTROY YOUR COLON. You'll just be pissing forever with beer or water, but milk is going to do some heavy damage on you back there.

These sound like absolutely horrible ideas.

[Panicked]

Hahahaha, I love you man. Full homo.

N - I'm having someone else tape this, so it should actually get done on time.

This might be helpful.

In humans, the stomach has a volume of about 50 mL when empty. After a meal, it generally expands to hold about 1 litre of food, [3] but it can actually expand to hold as much as 4 litres. When drinking milk it can expand to just under 6 pints, or 3.4 litres. [4]

[RoninChaos]

Agreed. I'll get it done this weekend for sure.

N

your last video came out like 4 years ago. Face it, you ain't tapin' SHIT. lol

[Phobos]

Better bring some beer nuts,chips.. Etc.:sweat: too help soak that beer up.

[Septimus Prime]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallon_challenge

Okay, new rules:

1. You have one hour to drink it now, but you must hold it in all day/night.
2. You can use chocolate syrup with your whole milk, if you wish. Still has to be whole milk.
3. No eating during drinking time, but you can eat before and after (I don't want you dunking bread and shit into your milk so you'll drink less).

[Adam Warlock]

We should combine the beer and milk challenge and make him drink a 1 gallon white russian.

[SRKev]

the only thing i couldnt do and tried was the cinnamon teaspoon shit

WTF is this?

[Septimus Prime]

We should combine the beer and milk challenge and make him drink a 1 gallon white russian.
You are brilliant. I'll pay 2:1 odds to he who completes this challenge (still have to hold it all night).

[Septimus Prime]

Okay, okay, okay. For $20, you have to eat two Chinese soup spoon fulls of salt and swallow it all, no spitting, within 5 minutes.

[SRKev]

Okay, okay, okay. For $20, you have to eat two Chinese soup spoon fulls of salt and swallow it all, no spitting, within 5 minutes.

Only $20? Those are some deep ass spoons!

[final_cut]

Have you ever heard of doing a power hour?

Me and my roommates did that once. once a minute, you drink a shot glass full of beer. I think I went through like 10 or something like that. you don't really feel it because its just a shot, but when you try to go to another room you're fucked.

(uh, I mean "frelled")

[The Epidemic]

WTF is this?

that shit sounds easy, i know...but that cinnamon coats your whole mouth and i couldnt do it...

I think its supposed to be "swallow a teaspoon full of cinnamon" but, my boys put extra on that shit..i couldnt do it. i ended up coughingg up cinnamon clouds after it. Ended up losing 50$ cause of it too:sad:

[Plutoburn]

LOL.

No way he will win.

He better prepare just in case,and make sure that he doesn't eat anything for the entire day,and if he has GGPO.

He'd puke if he doesn't have anything in the stomach. Empty stomach + carbonation + alcohol = lose

[Thongboy Bebop]

Okay, okay, okay. For $20, you have to eat two Chinese soup spoon fulls of salt and swallow it all, no spitting, within 5 minutes.

Show me the spoon.


1. You have one hour to drink it now, but you must hold it in all day/night.
2. You can use chocolate syrup with your whole milk, if you wish. Still has to be whole milk.
3. No eating during drinking time, but you can eat before and after (I don't want you dunking bread and shit into your milk so you'll drink less).


Done and done. Let's get this money!

N

[The Epidemic]

Okay, okay, okay. For $20, you have to eat two Chinese soup spoon fulls of salt and swallow it all, no spitting, within 5 minutes.

wtf? that shit sounds painful...is that worst than cinnamon?

[EndLeSS8]

Okay, okay, okay. For $20, you have to eat two Chinese soup spoon fulls of salt and swallow it all, no spitting, within 5 minutes.

I'm not sure...I don't think that will kill you, but I know it is EXTREMELY bad for you because it will REALLLLLLLLY mess up your kidneys.

[ringopan]

im sure everyones tried the "eat 4 saltine crackers" in 1 minute bet, has anyone ever done it though?

also, 2 soup spoonfuls of salt at once, without the proper amount of water, may cause your cells to shrivel up.

[Soldier Zero]

Anybody know the saltine crackers challenge? IIRC, you eat 2 packs of the crackers that come with soup under a minute or two. My friend said that it's impossible because your mouth becomes so dry.

*EDIT: im sure everyones tried the "eat 4 saltine crackers" in 1 minute bet, has anyone ever done it though?

also, 2 soup spoonfuls of salt at once, without the proper amount of water, may cause your cells to shrivel up.

Yeah, that's the one.

[Luciano Leone]

im sure everyones tried the "eat 4 saltine crackers" in 1 minute bet, has anyone ever done it though?

Easy money nikka. I power saltines down by the pack. 4 a minute is a joke.

[ringopan]

the actual number might be 6 saltines, but 4 is pretty damn hard too. you gotta swallow them completely within the minute. after about 2, you run out of saliva, and unless you have water or some sort of fluid, its impossible to swallow in time without forcefully pushing the unsoftened cracker bits down your throat.

[Dragon Punch]

Its gonna be hard but not that hard. I've done century club with OE befor (100 shots of beer in 100 minuts) so i'm assuming i could pull this off. If buddy does end doing it i'll see if i can get a camera from some one and beat his record.

[Sneaks]

Its gonna be hard but not that hard. I've done century club with OE befor (100 shots of beer in 100 minuts) so i'm assuming i could pull this off. If buddy does end doing it i'll see if i can get a camera from some one and beat his record.

Yes, thank you. I was going to correct the Power Hour, you beat me to it.

I did the Cent-Club with Marca Bavaria before they stopped making it. It was gorgeous, I had a slice of pie between shots 60 and 70 because I was getting cocky... betweens hots 90-95, I was subjected to severe pain and cramping.

95 to promised land was pure adrenaline though.



POST VIDS after you guys do this shit... I have great photos from Cent haha

[acesmith5]

We now have two guys willing to give this a try simultaneously.

lol

for $50 I drive to Orlando and do it then drive home :P

[go0nie]

I'll drink a 12 pack in 30-45 minutes. it's nothin

Really? Just to put some perspective on this - 12 beers at 12 ounces is 144 ounces. That is 1.13 gallons, 9 pints, or 864 teaspoons of beer. There is no way you are drinking OVER a gallon of anything in 30 minutes.

This bet is much worse than a Centurion (100 shots in 100 minutes). 100 1.5 ounce shots is roughly the same amount of beer, but you have to do it much less time! 60 minutes instead of 100. That means you really have to do a shot of beer every 30 seconds for almost an hour! That has got to be extremely difficult. No way I could do it. Good Luck man!

Can't wait to see what happens.

[Adam Warlock]

I may do the centurion for moral support.

lol

for $50 I drive to Orlando and do it then drive home :P

$50 bucks it is and you have to use Sam Adam's Triple Bock as your beer. If you succeed I'll even give you gas money. Bet it.

[Irennicus]

A one gallon white russian? That would cause.....death.

(I drink six packs in under fifteen minutes all the time, but I do it with beer that's worth a shit, I'll give this 12-pack challenge a try.)

[KrassHole]

I may do the centurion for moral support.



$50 bucks it is and you have to use Sam Adam's Triple Bock as your beer. If you succeed I'll even give you gas money. Bet it.

So did the guy get it done?

[Rooks4]

So did the guy get it done?

It goes down tonight (Thursday).

[Adam Warlock]

I'm going to do the power hour, but the cafe kicked my ass. FUCK. I feel like there's a brick in my stomach.

[Rooks4]

I'm going to do the power hour, but the cafe kicked my ass. FUCK. I feel like there's a brick in my stomach.

I guess This Point goes to Aramark?

[jswey]

Really? Just to put some perspective on this - 12 beers at 12 ounces is 144 ounces. That is 1.13 gallons, 9 pints, or 864 teaspoons of beer. There is no way you are drinking OVER a gallon of anything in 30 minutes.

This bet is much worse than a Centurion (100 shots in 100 minutes). 100 1.5 ounce shots is roughly the same amount of beer, but you have to do it much less time! 60 minutes instead of 100. That means you really have to do a shot of beer every 30 seconds for almost an hour! That has got to be extremely difficult. No way I could do it. Good Luck man!

Can't wait to see what happens.

My strategy is to pound down as many as possible right off the bat, I know I can do atleast 6, chugging them one after another. Then I have the rest of the time to leisurley drink the rest of the beer. You also need to take into account that I'll likely be pissing up a storm and emptying myself of the fluids within about 20 minutes. Unless the rules say I can't piss or something.

Another SRK member will be there when I try this. I'll post up when I do it.

[Dragon Punch]

Yea i think i'm gonna give this thing a go too. I'll post up the video when it goes down (gonna do it beside a digital clock or some shit, just so people don't have to sit through an hour of boring assed tape).

[Plutoburn]

I think you are better off drinking a can every 5 min to give your body time to adapt.

[Adam Warlock]

So I just ate about an aardvark's weight in chicken. Power hour is not looking good.

[Thongboy Bebop]

Look up a digesting spell in your Negronomicon?

N

[Septimus Prime]

Thongboy: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/Chinese_spoons.jpg/300px-Chinese_spoons.jpg

[RoninChaos]

Jesus, Niles is your FRIEND, Eric! Stop trying to fucking kill him.

[Septimus Prime]

Truth. No payouts to Thongboy for the salt bet. Anyone else?

[Thongboy Bebop]

Haha, though I considered it thoroughly, the salt is a little too dangerous for my system.

Howsomever, last night I called my mother and asked her opinion, and she said I've easily consumed a gallon of milk in nearly one sitting several times over. It's on, son.

N

[RoninChaos]

Christ.

Niles, you gonna be around later? I gotta catch you up on the details, sir.

[Thongboy Bebop]

Ya ya, I'm gonna get the hell outta here in about 20 minutes, hit me up when I get home. Haha, I gotta know.

N

[Jaldaboath]

Haha, though I considered it thoroughly, the salt is a little too dangerous for my system.Yeah, change that for habanero and I'm game, I did the whole "snort wasabi" last year's x-mas.


EDIT: I migght get ahold of a camcorder :bgin:

[Septimus Prime]

Change habanero to Blair's 16 Million Reserve, and we'll have a bet, maybe.

[Thongboy Bebop]

http://www.hotsauceblog.com/hotsaucearchives/blairs-16-million-product-review/

This I gotta see.

N

[Adam Warlock]

Power hour was cake with a full stomach. This guy did 12 fucking beers with 10 seconds to spare! All hail the fucking beast.

[AdverseSolutions]

how much pissing was involved?

[LimeGreenPatato]

Not just a bet, but a CRAZY fucking bet. Shit that makes no sense and you have no reason to try other than to say "I did it when everyone was against me." A friend of mine who also posts here, recently made a bet that he can drink 12 beers in an hour. The liquor content is cake; it's the volume that everyone questions. This is going down tomorrow and I plan to record segments of it and post it on youtube. Hilarity will ensue.

EDIT: pissing is legal!


These guys i know from high school have been having an annual competition since we were in grade 10.

30 minutes you have to drink as many beers as you can. The record is like 19 or something like that.

i think they are having it this weekend....it's either this weekend or last weekend.

[Adam Warlock]

Here's the recap:

snip

^this guy gets it done.


snip

^this guy attempts it after drinking a shitload of JD. Gets to 11 beers, throws up in his mouth, SWALLOWS it, and continues. Contest is halted for a moment to determine the legality of the reverse upchuck maneuver. Judges rule it's legal and he continues. He gets to the last 3 ounces and goues all Mt St Helens on his patio. DONE.

[Grimm_Demize]

Beer is such a deceptive liquid. People always underestimate the stomach's ability to deal with the sheer amount of volume of liquid you put into your stomach, plus the fact that it's carbonated.

Good shit for being able to do that in such a short amount of time.

*EDIT*

I want to see somebody do this shit with Malt Liquor. 3.6 40oz bottles...do you drink 3 and a half, or make the person go for a fourth? I've drank three 40oz bottles of Mickey's in a short time (hour and a half) and my stomach wasn't pleased at all with the amount of liquid I was putting into it. I threw up like a bitch.

[Pinion]

Props to Rooks4 for stepping up to the task and getting it done! Granted the task wasn't that hard, but it's certainly not something I could do.

Now onto other things...

Okay, okay, okay. For $20, you have to eat two Chinese soup spoon fulls of salt and swallow it all, no spitting, within 5 minutes.

For $20? Fuck that man, destroying your kidneys and pissing rocks ain't worth it.

that shit sounds easy, i know...but that cinnamon coats your whole mouth and i couldnt do it...

I think its supposed to be "swallow a teaspoon full of cinnamon" but, my boys put extra on that shit..i couldnt do it. i ended up coughingg up cinnamon clouds after it. Ended up losing 50$ cause of it too:sad:

I've done this before and it is a pain. Basically the cinnamon sticks to every inch of your mouth and becomes practically impossible to swallow. Then there's all the coughing that takes place afterwards lol.

im sure everyones tried the "eat 4 saltine crackers" in 1 minute bet, has anyone ever done it though?


Yes. I've done 4 in a minute with relative ease, 6 on the other hand is practically impossible. Hardest part is dealing with the saltine crackers #3 and #4 as they'll stick to the side of your molars.

Edit: I'll so bet against Thongboy in that whole milk challenge. There's no way.

[EndLeSS8]

Was there a video? Or photos?

[Rooks4]

Was there a video? Or photos?

To be honest, it's a lot harder than it looks/sounds :P At least, I think so. We have tons of pics, and I believe AW is gonna bust out some mad Niggardry and edit us up a video for YouTube.

I pretty much thought I was busted at 10 beers.. It almost came up and I had about 6 minutes left to finish two.. Went down to 2 minutes and I took them down in a glass. The first 10 went via Beer Bong.

I dropped two double beer bongs in the first 5 minutes, then hit up 2 more singles so I was at 6 beers around 15 or 20min into the challenge. From then on I tried to stay ahead of the clock by taking another Beer Bong every 5 minutes or so. When I hit 10 I was pretty much ready to give up. However everyone kept cheering me on (probably because they wanted to see me fail in epic form) and I just willpowered the last two and kept them down. As for the pissing rule, I tried to piss once. It was like a scene out of zoolander where "Morty" is begging for a few drops. My body just wasn't processing the liquid fast enough and I got basically nothing out.

The guy who was attempting it with me gave up at like 6 beers - and then tried to tell me "It's easier if you eat some pizza....." when I had just taken down #10. SUUUUUUURE buddy! I did have a few crackers with a slice of cheese and peperoni on them right before starting, and a little bit of water.. I didn't wanna go with a completely empty stomach.

As it turns out, the guy who's house we were at was banking on me not being able to complete it - His part of the deal was if I finished, he had to do it right after :P So he had some JD and what not prior which probably didn't help him any. I didn't really watch him drink any of his beers, but I believe AW kept him honest and he almost pulled it off.

Switching gears, this seems like a fun little trend to start. How about an Epic Contest once a month or something? Think of some crazy shit to do (thats obviously legal and non-life threatening) and see who is willing to give it a go? I like the Gallon of Milk idea up next... You can find vids of people completing it on YouTube.. but most ends in some pretty nasty projectiles.

[Jaldaboath]

Change habanero to Blair's 16 Million Reserve, and we'll have a bet, maybe.

That stuff looks aaaawesome, I'll try to get ahold of some and then see if it's doable, I mean, the article sounds very exagerated. Wonder if I can get some shipped to mex.

[Septimus Prime]

I looked it up, and that shit is $300/bottle. Hope you're a real enthusiast.

[ShawnLoganownzu]

gs on finishing...

how about someone try the dreaded eating a huge tablespoon of cinnamon.. yummy

[AkumaTX]

you people fail at drinking. 12 beers for a mexican is just the beginning, but the again, blacks were always known to be pussies at drinking.

[Jaldaboath]

I looked it up, and that shit is $300/bottle. Hope you're a real enthusiast.
Spending 300 to win.. what a month's prem? :rofl: I'll stick to habanero thank you.

[xero15]

Props to Rooks4 for stepping up to the task and getting it done! Granted the task wasn't that hard, but it's certainly not something I could do.

Now onto other things...



For $20? Fuck that man, destroying your kidneys and pissing rocks ain't worth it.



I've done this before and it is a pain. Basically the cinnamon sticks to every inch of your mouth and becomes practically impossible to swallow. Then there's all the coughing that takes place afterwards lol.



Yes. I've done 4 in a minute with relative ease, 6 on the other hand is practically impossible. Hardest part is dealing with the saltine crackers #3 and #4 as they'll stick to the side of your molars.

Edit: I'll so bet against Thongboy in that whole milk challenge. There's no way.

eatin saltines? four to six in a minute? that shit is easy i do it everyday at work when im hungry and i cant eat anything. pop some crackers in my mouth and im good.

you people fail at drinking. 12 beers for a mexican is just the beginning, but the again, blacks were always known to be pussies at drinking.

not pussies at drinkin we just dont want the damn pictures and shit every other race puts up when we drunk. we get drunk after everyone else that way we can talk shit bout them makin it better for us.:rofl:

[Rooks4]

Finally got the pics and video of the 12-in-1 challenge. Gonna throw it up on youtube soon - probably going to put some music over it so you don't have to listen to us bull$hit and stuff like that.

I'll edit this post when its up... Prolly tonight!

[Kuya]

I had two friends with a similar argument about eating 50 chicken nuggets, but in the end he ate 55 because he was still hungry.

Gah - I want some food now lol

[spideyman]

u guys think he did it? or failed?

[wez]

WHERE'S THE VIDS AND PICS?!:confused:

[vapulus]

That shouldnt be too hard. Have you ever heard of the power hour? Its one shot of beer every minute for one hour. 1 shot of beer is 2 ounces. If you can do two shots of beer every minute, you're in the clear.

2 shots = 4 ounces. You can finish in 36 minutes.

We did power hour at my friend's bachelor party. The problem was the damn head. You had to be so careful to get basically zero head in the shotglass or you'd feel like puking in 10 minutes. I was careful. Most were dead-sober but throwing up within 45 minutes. Good times. =)

Also, there's no way in hell I could drink that much Bud Light. I know it's weak and that's the point, but... gross.

[Fade]

.....

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!

DBZ right? Vegita if i'm not mistaken? God that takes me back a ways...

[Rooks4]

u guys think he did it? or failed?

It's been long over.. I did it. Just wanted to hook up the video.. I'll have it up soon.

[Adam Warlock]

We did power hour at my friend's bachelor party. The problem was the damn head. You had to be so careful to get basically zero head in the shotglass or you'd feel like puking in 10 minutes. I was careful. Most were dead-sober but throwing up within 45 minutes. Good times. =)

Also, there's no way in hell I could drink that much Bud Light. I know it's weak and that's the point, but... gross.

WTF? power hour was cake. I did it and more while he downed 12 like a porn star.

[MAGUS1234]

^^^^^
pics or it didn't happen :/

[vapulus]

WTF? power hour was cake. I did it and more while he downed 12 like a porn star.

I did it, too. I'm saying the people who didn't control their intake of nasty bear-foam are the ones that worshipped the porcelain gods.

Power hour is just a measure of how well you can pour a beer shot.

[Kromo]

For all of you wondering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBjjXA2FW0

4 litres of milk in 10 minutes...

[Rooks4]

For all of you wondering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBjjXA2FW0

4 litres of milk in 10 minutes...

Yea thats REALLY hard to do :rolleyes: when you are allowed to PUKE.

[maxx]

not pussies at drinkin we just dont want the damn pictures and shit every other race puts up when we drunk. we get drunk after everyone else that way we can talk shit bout them makin it better for us.:rofl:

haha and here i thought i did it cuz it was smart now i know its my genetics that tell me to do it.

[Kromo]

Yea thats REALLY hard to do :rolleyes: when you are allowed to PUKE.

What does being "allowed" have to do with anything?

[Shion]

Props for finishing it.

[Rooks4]

What does being "allowed" have to do with anything?

I wasn't allowed to throw up at all, for the rest of the night, with the 12 beers (which just so happens to be slightly more than a gallon.)

If you can throw up, it's not difficult at all.. Drink, puke, drink some more.. The difficulty comes from the amount of liquid you are trying to consume at once.. Throwing up defeats the purpose.