Roomate goes bananas. Help me?

[Jaldaboath]

So there I was yesterday minding my own shit playing 100 survival on SFA3 when my roomate comes back from a looong weekend at his mom's when he sits down and all serious he tells me he has something to talk about with me; I try to pause the game, fail miserabily and get creamed by adon, so I turn around and it goes like this:

"''Sup?"
"Er... I dunno how to put it..."
"Just fucking come out and say it, is it good or bad?"

At this point I'm wondering if the electric company finally wised up and we're so deep in debt and the best option is to kill the other and sell the corneas to pay up.

"er... Not really one or the other"
"What the fuck is it?
"Well, my gf had a problem and she's gonna have to go to another state to live with her mom. I know we had an agreement of not letting other people to live with us, but... that's what happening. She's coming to live with me."

Ok, Time for an old fashioned Naruto-like flashback:
Some time ago I went to live with a girl, it didnt work out and I was left living alone in a really run down apartment.

Depression was setting in so, as he was living on his own on an apartment his mom owns and he needed cash for his school he offers me a low rent deal with some conditions based on what he saw happen waaay back when I shared a place with other friends:

1. We don't lend the place to other friends to come and fuck their girls.
2. We don't modify stuff without the other's approval.
3. As soon as one has a problem it has to come out right away.
4. We don't let anyone be here without the supervision of one of us.
5. House expenses like maintenance, the electrical bill and such are shared, but each one has his own food (super easy as each has a fridge).

Back to the action.

"What??"
"Yeah, it's one of those things I know I have to do, if she goes away the relationship will be over and I really wanna know wher this will go. If I don't do this I know I'll regret it later"
"You know this is..."


Time for another parenthetical apart. Now about this guy

Way back he went to live with a girl, they lasted like 5 years, but never got out of living in her mother's place. Girl was crazy and in heat and ended up giving him the boot. BTW, she was daaaaamn fine and he got completely destructed after she left him, he put on weight and got into a static job.

Later, his mom offered him a place to live and to pay him school (3D animation) just to see him not throw everything to the air, she even got him into some "self-confidence" courses. Couple of months later he invited me to live there. I thought great, as having someone working hard around me will push my buttons to hurry up with school.

But, thing is never got after his last girl. No matter how much we took him out he wouldn't try to get with girls, he always focused into some stupid detail about the girls: too short, too old, too dumb, her eyes aren't perfectly aligned, you know that kind of BS. Note that he's not bad looking, he's blonde and with clear eyes and a strong chin. Girls in general around here in DF slobber over that kind of looks. It was just him deciding to be a bit miserable in exchange of not having girl problems.

Up until a couple of months ago when a mutual friend introduced him to this girl...

I unfortunately lack pics, but she's not good looking in the least, zero ass (srsly, I dunno how her legs connect to her body), flat & fat, below-average face and totally unsociable (apart for a couple of female friends she claims to have), she doesn't laugh at other people jokes and all around looks like a boiler. To make matters worse claims to be a Goth Besides, whenever they are together he switches from the upright "Hey guys!" to an acid "Lemme alone I'm with my girl". Then they bunker in his room and get mad each time anyone wants to use the restroom (which is in his room). He's fucking annoying.

This girl is good, she got to stay with him on the first night with everyone around, pulling him from whatever activity our friend's group is planning with some dumb excuses or just a plain come-and-see-me

But let's go to our main show, where I'm containing my displeasement like a pro.

"...a.... really bad idea, right?"
"You should see how it went with my mom..."
"Well, I don't like the idea, but whatever. When are you planning for this to happen?"
"like... this weekend"
":wtf: *sigh* Just tell me if you're serious so I can look or a place to move."

Insert unconfortable silence as I go back to play.

Then it was like 10 minutes of him repeating the same bull, I shut my hole and decide to cool down for a day before I actually talk to him. I have anger management problems and had I pushed the issue it would have ended real bad, prolly with nasty scars on both sides and a broken friendship, so I just brush him off and keep playing.

Now I'm in a puzzle as to what to do. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH A GIRL, much less one that pisses the fuck out of me. I'm mentally preparing a speech to see if I can talk some sense into him, if I fail i'm getting our friends together to talk to him peacefully on friday. Barring that, I still have three more cards to play:


One is manipulating his mom into threatening to take his shool fund. (Yeah that's low, sue me)
Two is making him a bet just to get some sense into his thick skull: "I bet you 5 grand that in a year she will already have managed to get pregnmant and get you maried"
And the other is asking him if he's willing to sacrifice his ONLY friend (me) over this.



Or maybe I'm the one who needs some sense talked in, so, what you guys think?

[Robust]

stop being pussy

[Goose]

just leave them alone

[sexy back ver 2]

Since there was a prior agreement between the two of you, he's got to stick by it, right? Also, since you don't like the bitch, it would be too awkward for you and also the others since presumably, they know you don't like her.

Finally, just say "Bros over hos".

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Both of you sound emo.

[The Epidemic]

this actually isnt too bad of a situation for you imo. If his gf has hot friends you automatically got a shot at whoever she brings over. It will be kinda of annoying with her being there at first...but, in time youll get used to her. Im assuming shes gonna be helping with rent so...hats another thing in your favor.

...or you could just fuck his gf and that will make them breakup, so you wont have to move out...

[Thongboy Bebop]

It's his mistake to make, but now it's bleeding over into your territory. Quite the mess.

I'm sure you've had friends with useless and destructive girlfriends before, you know the drill here already. You'll tell him she's horrid, he'll denydenydeny and hate you, a month later he realizes his error and then hopefully weasel his way outta there. So in the meantime, you gotta figure out damage control so she can get the fuck out of your life as soon as possible and with the most minor of ripples.

If he's a good friend, you should try and stick it out until he figures out that he's fucking himself. Otherwise the hell with him, move on groove on.

N

[Angelic Diablo]

You're screwed. Find a new place and watch his life be destroyed. You can pick up the pieces later on when he inevitably turns to you for support.

[Jaldaboath]

this actually isnt too bad of a situation for you imo. If his gf has hot friends you automatically got a shot at whoever she brings over. It will be kinda of annoying with her being there at first...but, in time youll get used to her. Im assuming shes gonna be helping with rent so...hats another thing in your favor.

...or you could just fuck his gf and that will make them breakup, so you wont have to move out...

Nah, her friends are actually worse looking, I'd rather fuck a coke can filled with salami.

Although fucking her may be a worthy sacrifice.

If he's a good friend, you should try and stick it out until he figures out that he's fucking himself. Otherwise the hell with him, move on groove on.

N

Thing is, he's a good friend, but I really have too much stuff going on with my own girl and my career to really play the savior here. Thanks for the advice N.

You're screwed. Find a new place and watch his life be destroyed. You can pick up the pieces later on when he inevitably turns to you for support.

This may be the only real viable option. I'm gonna miss not paying my electrical bill and living near my office.

[Steve F]

That is a tough spot man, I would try to have her NOT move in, especially if she is that bad.
If that's not possible, if it's technically his place, then it might suck, but you might have to move if it would suck so much living with them together. I personally have a friend who lives with his girl, and you couldn't pay me to live there with them. He's a good friend of mine, but man does she piss me off. I say talk to him some more, and at least delay it a little so you can figure it out. Surely the girl can stay somewhere else a day or two so you guys can decide.

[Jaldaboath]

ˆ I'm going to ask him for a week, besides he choose the woerst time for me to dump this on me I have a fuckload of homework right now.

Another thing, I've been quite respectful of the rules we had till now. If I stay with them, I'm giving both my gf and my best friend keys to my place, just as in every place I have lived before. To fuck with rules while I figure out where to move to.

[fishjie]

we had a friend who moved out 3 months before the lease was up to live with this hideous girl we named shreq. she had big breasts, but that was because she was fat. and ugly. and annoying. anyway, he moves out, doesnt pay rent for 3 months, and when it comes time to move out, he doesnt clean up the huge mess he left in his room. he stopped talking to all of us, but when shreq finally dumped him, he tried to come crawling back. DECLINED.

we now prank call him at 3 am in the morning.

[MrBlank]

if shes not hot that sucks...

but maybe she can cook and clean and shit..

i mean shes part of the household now so her ass better not be a pampered byatch and do some fucking shit in the house.

[King9999]

Just move out and save yourself the hassle.

I've lived with other people before and I didn't like it. People taking your food and not taking out the garbage and crap. Guys screwing their girls next door to you, and you can hear all that shit.

I realize that was my own situation and not quite yours, but the point is, if you find your own place, the only crap you have to deal with is your own.

[Infernoman]

all I will say is...be prepared to lose a friend. Seen it happen with 3 friends already who lived together. my best bud and his friend + fiance. Lasted about 6 months. Girl now hates my best bud and for a short time so did his friend but both guys are now cool again.

Shikamaru was right...girls are troublesome. dude just hope for the best...and...prepare for the worst.

[Goose]

be a man and lay the smack down. don't let somebody walk over your turf because you're a wuss who can't enforce your own rules. grown men don't let weak stuff happen. this kind of drama should be drafted and sent to the disney channel. quit being a loser about living with girls and quit being a doormat that your friends walk over.

the fact that you lost to adon says more about your manhood than anything else.

[ShinAkumax]

Agree, stay there, look for a new place, fuck her, fuck her hard, leave. Skip out on rent and never, ever talk to that fucker again. Why are you friends with a twat? - ShinX

[Septimus Prime]

Tell her to pay half your rent.

[The Chief]

Settle it over a game of dat madden. Winner get's final word.

...if this dude is breaking the rules ya'll previously set he should know that he's on the defensive here. He's basically asking for mercy.

Ultimately you already have final say.

[HeaT]

this shit is classic just cause you failed at pausing the game...BAHAHAHAHAH wtf...

im outi

Roberth

[quiche]

Solve your problems.

Take a big shit on her pillow.

Her being somewhere else is optional.


...seriously.

[Adam Warlock]

The easiest solution is to fuck her.

[BBCampbell]

Co-sign on all the posts that say "Move out." or say "Sorry bro, but you gotta find somewhere else to live..."

First off, this chick sounds TERRIBLE. Any chick who identifies herself as a "goth" (or anything else for that matter, what the fuck is this, High School?) has emotional problems with a side of immaturity. All she's going to do by living there is make life a living hell.

Second, you guys are roommates living under an agreement. He has now broken this agreement, so you've got to put your foot down one way or the other. Letting little things like letting him take a girl back to your place to fuck or eating your sandwich can be overlooked. Once in a while. However, he's changing the living arangement of the deal, fuck that.

Third, and on a side note, he's sounds like he's on a train to "fuck my life over's burg" and you don't want to be onboard that.


In every partnership, there comes a time when it's no longer beneficial to maintain that partnership and it should be dissolved. This goes true for friendships as well. You sound like you're at this point.

Tell your friend "GGPO" and get out.

[J-ride]

Tell her to pay half your rent.

I concur, he is the one breaking your original agreement, therefore, you deserve financial compensation, as this girl is likely crazy as hell. Also, who goes back on their word to a friend? -10K Man points for your pussy friend. Men don't go back on their word, you need to tell your boy to man the fuck up.

If you don't have any other good options for housing, you could stick it out and see how it goes, but these kinds of things almost always end badly. This girl sounds like the dramatic type, so may need to just move out and let the whole situation go up in flames, that way she won't be able to blame all of their problems on you living there. (Which will probably be her go to as far as the blame game goes.)

[skisonic]

Later, his mom offered him a place to live and to pay him school (3D animation) just to see him not throw everything to the air, she even got him into some "self-confidence" courses.

WOW I feel fuckin AWESOME all of a sudden jesus christ. Dude can fall that hard and STILL somebody has his back? Im gonna respond cuz that was dope, I feel lkie I just walked around an anime convention (GREAT ABOUT MYSELF!)

Anyway, its ridiculous that he's gone back on your agreement, and by the way he stated it, you know he and his girl had some bs conversation trying to pump him up so he could do it, cuz he fuckin KNOWS he's wrong.
You can be very accommodating and let it go, or put up a fight in whatever way to let it not happen. I see you have outlined your plans, but are you willing to take option C as far as moving out? If you move out, you're going to want to make sure you do it at a time when its gonna hurt him, otherwise the whole gesture is pointless. Try to do it before rent is due. I don't think the bet idea will work out in the end, I mean, are you going to take 5k off a dude with a kid on the way and a wife? LOL. Besides you dont want to see your friend go down like that, and we all know that WILL happen. Going to moms is kinda bitchmade too, unless you are actually tight with his mom. I have some friends whose moms Im cool with like that, but not too many.
Anyway, point being, whatever you do, make it strong, don't let him recede into what people around me used to call the "vagina vice" and avoid the problem that you create. Its harsh, but you know... judge mathis say tough love.

[Mizuki]

Skeet on her pillow.

[Jaldaboath]

Agree, stay there, look for a new place, fuck her, fuck her hard, leave. Skip out on rent and never, ever talk to that fucker again. Why are you friends with a twat? - ShinX

Yeah, pretty much a summary of what everyone is telling me to do.

you guys are roommates living under an agreement. He has now broken this agreement, so you've got to put your foot down one way or the other. That's what I'm angry about, he just showed me his word ain't worth shit. If he's changing the rules of the game, I really hope he's ready for the rules I'm changing.
Third, and on a side note, he's sounds like he's on a train to "fuck my life over's burg" and you don't want to be onboard that.

Tell your friend "GGPO" and get out.

Sigh, back to look for an apartment. Again :arazz:

[Raziel321]

Wow this thread is hilarious!


This situation is extremely crucial and difficult. Sure you could move out, burn the place down, fuck her, fuck him, etc. All of that will require lots of patience and work, along with saying good bye to your comfortable apartment.

The source of all of this? Your friends girlfriend

She is the source

So instead of allowing the source to parade into your sanctuary, set ablaze to your crops, and fornicate with your women.....




.....You shall have to sabotage the source



plant some heroin/crack on her
plant some of your roommates "stolen" items in her purse


That's all I can pull out of my bag at the moment, but I'm sure you get the picture. From the looks of it, I don't even know why your friends with this guy. He sounds like a fucking pussy bitch. And his girlfriend? Noassatal? Flat-breast-fat-chest? I practically stifled my vomit typing that last bit up...

I consider it an insult to all of SRK if you let these two good for nothings tread into YOUR territory and drive you out like insignificant vermin.

[BBCampbell]

If you move out, you're going to want to make sure you do it at a time when its gonna hurt him, otherwise the whole gesture is pointless.

No, the point of the move isn't just to spite him. That's petty and immature, plus changing your life situation just to fuck someone else over is bad planning. You should never let your emotions decide your actions. Influence, sure, but decide? No.

The point of moving out is to save yourself from what's bound to be a bad situation.

However, since the other guy decided to break the agreement without even asking, then you get to do the same by moving out without consulting him. The finest ownage you can deliver is to have him come home to an empty apartment, a note from you, and bills for whatever bills he didn't pay or money he owed you.

Remember the old wisdom: Two's company, three's a crowd.

[Z!M]

let it be and just wait for the sure to come breakup! dont make your friend turn on you over an ugly goth chick, just bear down and wait it out.

if all else fails just find a new place and wait for your friend to come around.

[True Grave]

I say get the hell out of there. Chances are you have plenty enough problems of your own, and don't need that kinda sh*t too! I agree with the other member who pretty much stated that your friend is probably on a train to self-detonation anyway, and you don't need to be aboard for the ride.

Basically let him screw up his own life if thats what he wants, you don't need to be in the middle of it.

[skisonic]

No, the point of the move isn't just to spite him. That's petty and immature, plus changing your life situation just to fuck someone else over is bad planning. You should never let your emotions decide your actions. Influence, sure, but decide? No.

The point of moving out is to save yourself from what's bound to be a bad situation.



Did you continue reading? My point was, he needs hurt the other guy in order to make his point felt. The guy that he knows, if he just moves out, is going to just stick with this girl through all the meddling bullshit she puts him through, and as he stated, theres a great chance his friend will be married with a kid pretty soon. Maybe you're ready for that, but the majority of people in this age bracket are trying to avoid that situation. This guy most likely be fucked if dude moves out, you want him to just move out and leave his homey hanging like that?

[True Grave]

Did you continue reading? My point was, he needs hurt the other guy in order to make his point felt. The guy that he knows, if he just moves out, is going to just stick with this girl through all the meddling bullshit she puts him through, and as he stated, theres a great chance his friend will be married with a kid pretty soon. Maybe you're ready for that, but the majority of people in this age bracket are trying to avoid that situation. This guy most likely be fucked if dude moves out, you want him to just move out and leave his homey hanging like that?

Sometimes it can't be helped, some people at one point in their lives are just compelled against all logic and reasoning to make stupid mistakes, and there is nothing you can do about it. They have to learn the hard way for themselves.

If he gets in the way, his friend will just end up dragging him into the mess. Time to think about whats best for himself and get the hell out while he still can.

[ShinAkumax]

One is manipulating his mom into threatening to take his shool fund. (Yeah that's low, sue me)
Two is making him a bet just to get some sense into his thick skull: "I bet you 5 grand that in a year she will already have managed to get pregnmant and get you maried"
And the other is asking him if he's willing to sacrifice his ONLY friend (me) over this.

1. Check - Chess

2. Call. - Poker

3. If you were a real friend, youwould support me on my decision. - Check - Poker

[SlayerofBodom]

Dude, it's real simple; if it bothers you that much, you have to find a new place.

Talking sense into your friend isn't going to work. His mind and soul are presently (and possibly permanently) under the spell of a foul harpy-beast; mere human words won't reach him.

Alternatively, you could just wait for her to move in, drug your friend, butcher the girl to death with an ax, and then frame the roommate for the murder. Best of all, no one will ever disturb your SFA3 games again.

[True Grave]

3. If you were a real friend, youwould support me on my decision. - Check - Poker

Supporting a friend on a decision is all well and good, but when it begins to bleed into and threaten to screw up another person's life in the process, then there is a problem and action of some kind must be taken.

Even if that action means leaving and letting the friend quietly screw up his own life.

[Jaldaboath]

3. If you were a real friend, youwould support me on my decision. - Check - PokerLet him use that line, it's useless: "No you imbecile, being a friend is not about supporting your idiotic pussy-driven impulses, is about telling you when you're gonna cut your own foot off.

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Thanks for the ongoing discussion guys as dumb as it sounds it's really helping me cooldown.

I don't really think I have too much respect for him left at this point. had he had the decency to ASK for my opinion, I would, and there's a very big chance I would have supported his desicion, just because.

But since he didn't he can fuck his life over, nothing I say's gonna stop him, so...

Basically, I have 2 choices here.

GTFO and wish him a GGPO or...
Make the bitch go away.

I think I'll try the 2nd one first, I mean, I can get away from the shitstorm as long as I get some prep ready. I can arrange to get my stuff to my girl's house as long as I fix a room there, and I can crash with another friend for indefinite amount of time while I get my own place.

But I'll feel better if I can just make the problem go instead of running from it, but just as BBC, True Grave and countless others say, I'm gonna secure a escape plan. I'll ask a friend for his camera so I can get some pics for you guys over the course of the week.

NOTANEDIT: A light of hope: a female friend just called me, she asked me for some cash as she got some nasty fungus in her vagina which could leave her sterile. I agreed to lend her the money as long as I can have a colony for my own... research.


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Real edit this time:
NOTANEDIT: A light of hope: a female friend just called me, she asked me for some cash as she got some nasty fungus in her vagina which could leave her sterile. I agreed to lend her the money as long as I can have a colony for my own... research.

Great... I'm still being juvenile about it, guess that means my spirits aren't down.:rofl: Raziel321 is actually making a lot of sense to me right now.

Guess I really have to plan out how to sidestep his mess (not to mention a month's rent and a hell of a phone bill) and go look for a new place to live.

[ShinAkumax]

That's why it's just a check. It's not actually how I feel, it's just something likely to be said.

Your problem is not the girl fool, it's him. He is untrustworthy.

[Jaldaboath]

ˆ Damn, true.

WOW I feel fuckin AWESOME all of a sudden jesus christ. Dude can fall that hard and STILL somebody has his back? Im gonna respond cuz that was dope, I feel lkie I just walked around an anime convention (GREAT ABOUT MYSELF!):rofl::rofl::rofl: I missed that paragraph before.

I'm feeling GREEEEEEAT!

I'm actually feeling waaaay better now.

[TheSix]

You're screwed. Find a new place and watch his life be destroyed. You can pick up the pieces later on when he inevitably turns to you for support.

Excellent advice.

Just the reason I plan on staying by myself. Shit like this.

[ShinAkumax]

Excellent advice.

Just the reason I plan on staying by myself. Shit like this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41EKUp2ak5o

[ShinAkumax]

Hey what happened?

[Obkb]

It always disappoints me when people can't see the good (true good) of situations when they immediately assume it is all bad.

Man, can you not begin to appreciate the overwhelming number of options you have for stirring absolute chaos? If she's a true bitch... unload.

Your average woman's psyche is paper-thin and transparent. There are so many variables to work with in this situation that I feel left out. Patience and diabolical ingenuity have just become your most necessary attributes. Find ways to cause strife between them where they have no reason to suspect you. Completely decimate their relationship and, by relation, their very lives.

Options:

1. Date his mom and bring her back and bang her in front of the two. That could be a finale if at all plausible. Get his girlfriend in on it if you can, an added bonus.
A. You completely fuck up his mojo for life. He no longer has need of his GF and will never be able to look his mom in the eye.
B. If his parents are still together, they get divorced and he loses his paid trip through life.
C. You become the fuckin' idol for every non-pussy male in the galaxy.

Things you can do in the meantime:
1. See if she has any pets, or would like to get one. Try and get a dog in the room. One day when they're leaving, tell them you are as well, but stay behind. Find something your roommate prizes, something expensive or priceless, it does not matter. Take that item and let the dog chew on it and destroy it. If the dog refuses, take the item destroy it in the manner of a dog and leave.

Make sure your roommate returns home first to find the mess. He will hate/get rid of/kill the dog and create enmity between himself and the girl. The girl will turn to you for support. Bang her and tell him to GTFO.

This single track has limitless possibilities.

Just some ideas. If you like the guy, there are ways to get rid of the female while being the hero on everybody's side. You keep a friend and gain a booty call. I don't know man, take it and run with it.

Your best gifts at this time are patience and wisdom. Do with them what you will.

[ShinAkumax]

Once again! I request an update!

[nothingxs]

who is the lease to your place signed to, you?

if so, her being there is technically trespassing, isn't it?

maybe i'm seeing things way too black and white here, but i don't know why her being anywhere near your apartment is somehow an issue. throw her out of your place and down the stairs.

[Lv.32 Z-Ism Rose]

Well, I guess since he wants to be bringing his woman to live there, you two needto talk $$$. Is she going to be paying bills and rent? At least if she paid her way, it would be more acceptable than her essentially free loading off of you. If she is going to free load, then look for a new place. At that point better to get out while you still can. It is going to be awkward either way, but no need to rush out nd get yourself an apartment before you might have to. I mean, if she doesnt have $$, you can just say that since she isnt paying her way, she cant stay. You get rid of her AND you arent too much of a villain:lol: