Can you really fight?

[b00mshakalaka]

so we all play fighting games,but I just have one question for al SRK'ers can you really fight?

[Debaser]

Gun-fu master.

[b00mshakalaka]

Gun-fu master.

hot lead master nice.

[LimeGreenPatato]

My pikachu fights for me.

[Figcoinc]

*Sigh*

Yes I can fight. Quite well actually but I don't like it. It is something in my past. Fighting is a overall stupid decision. I learned that after I hurt someone very badly. So what you can fight...defending yourself enough to get away is the key. The ones who claim they are very tough and can fight usually are the ones who lose or don't know when they are outclassed and get very hurt. Why? Pride mainly.......

That is just my input on fighting. Protect yourself if you can't get away. So what if they call you names if you don't fight. When you get older you realize to fight for the sake of fighting is useless, ignorant and very much a sign of weakness that you can't deal with things better.

[Carpet Lint]

Sometimes you just gotta stomp a nigga. Ain't proud of the shit I done, but that's how we roll in the middle class suburbs of TORONTA.

YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL

[Ali M]

Word is bond.. I'd knock the niggadom out of a nigga son.. word.

[Kisame]

2-2 fights but every person i fought was bigger than me

[Luciano Leone]

I put a dent in a car, with a buddy of mine (who's no longer a buddy of mine). I've choked the shit out of a buddy of mine (who's no longer a buddy of mine). And I've 1-hit KO'd a would-be rapist at a party, one kick in the back. I then proceeded to rob him of all 10 dollars he had, shut and locked the door. BTW I was drunk in all of these.

I only lost one fucking years back in middle school but I deserved it because I was being a pussy. That was the only one I lost. And I've been in lots of almost fights and almost knife fights.

I've probably been in more but chances are if I was, I was drunk so either a) it mustve not taken any effort if I won, or b) I didnt feel anything if I lost.

[SlayerofBodom]

My background-

I was an amateur boxer for two years in high school, I did Kyoshikin karate for about five years before that, and I've also done a little bit of Muy Thai and sambo.

I'm presently doing BJJ (Brazilian jiu-jitsu), and occasionally go Kenpo karate classes.

I exercise at the gym about three times a week, plus two days of cardio/push-ups/sit-ups/light exercise, plus three or four days of swimming.

However, let me clarify something; I'm presently 6' 4", 185 pounds, and am incredibly naturally weak. I have ridiculously long legs and arms, my upper body is disproportionately small to my height, and it took me years of working out before I could upgrade my strength level from "frail" to simply "weak".

I know that for a number of reasons, I will never be able to count myself as a great, Baki Hanma-esque fighter.

I regularly get my ass handed to me by excellent wrestlers in BJJ. Ditto for skilled boxers when I did that.

However, if a normal, untrained person were to pick a fight with me, I have confidence in my ability to beat the absolute fucking shit out of him. (Thankfully, I haven't had a street fight in years, though)

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If I could rep you, I would. I completely agree with fighting generally being a last resort, used to keep an already bad situation from becoming even worse. The stronger and more capable I became at fighting, the less I wanted to engage in street fights, and the more discipline and self-control I learned.

I think that's generally true of the really good fighters I've trained against, too.

[Akelexre]

I'm confident I can take on that 90% of the population that doesn't know how to fucking fight with few problems. [Assuming one-on-one of course. Groups are a whole different thing].

When I'm in shape, working out regularly, and studying some martial art--which is usually the case--I don't sweat the other 10%. That's not to say I would win, mind you. But now that 10 would probably kick my ass, since I've been out of practice for months sitting around playing video games and learning kanji.

I don't want to fight nor do I go looking for it, but if I have to, I will. Some people fucking deserve to have their heads stomped in.

[BORIStheBLADE]

I practice the art of H&k USP 40. I'm a pretty good shot too.

[MOD]

Oh wow look its another one of these threads.

I did 10 years of BJJ

I did 10 years of Muay Thai

I also did 10 years of Isshin Ryu Karate

And another 10 years of Northern Shaolin

I'd post my weight training and workout regiment but its just far to advanced for mortal beings to comprehend.

I also was sitting on my porch one day and these 4 dudez came up an knock mi beer over. I was like "man, Y U do that?" He said "What you gon do bout it little B". So I grabbed his arm and broke it, then I threw him into his buddy on the right. Then the guy on the left stepped in with a right hook, which i easily dodged and elbowed him in the head. Then the last guy tried to tackle me, but I was to strong for him. I gouged his eyes out and raked his face along some stairs.

I'm also 6'4" and weigh 225 lbs. I am an unstoppable force who will wander Japan for 10 years learning my destiny.


OK really common. Why do we need threads like this shit. Just dudes talk about fake ass bullshit and bragging about nothing. Anyone on SRK can think well enough, so sure they can fight. And for the trolls, they can buy guns.

[ShawnLoganownzu]

ive been in 3 real arguments that turned to punching...

I never throw the first punch, i just wait until they do... when they throw it, i dodge, counter, KO.. every fight ive thrown one counter punch and knocked them down.. its so easy because they almost always throw a hook

Ive wrestled with guys who work out everyday(athletes), i hold my own.. wish i could goto the gym 3-4 times a week like i used to :{

[SIMPLY_HUGO]

I replaced fighting talent with crazy. Yet i still cant fight =o

[Indy]

I can fight and have been in a few when I was younger. Although now if I can walk away without having to fight thats what I'll do. Fights don't really prove anything, you just end up making a fool of yourself.

[Shadowcuz]

yes because i believe in myself

[SlayerofBodom]

I'm also 6'4" and weigh 225 lbs.

That's actually very skinny for a strong fighter, heh.

At any rate, you totally missed the point; did you bother reading the posts that myself, figcoinc, and Akelexre made in this topic?

Fuck, I practically admitted to being a natural weakling who still gets his ass beaten against good fighters despite a lifetime fascination and love of all combat sports.

And all three of us basically said the same thing; a real fight is never pretty nor cool. I would be the happiest person in the world if I never had to use any of the things I was taught in a real fight.

It's only a last resort, to prevent an already bad situation from turning even worse. Examples include someone attacking you or a member of your family, or about to commit some despicable crime.

[goodm0urning]

People started shit with me a lot in high school. I was usually pretty lucky to avoid fights, but one started once and I managed to put the guy on the floor before it could go very far. It scared me enough that I whipped my ass into shape and taught myself to punch, but once high school was over I found that I didn't really need it anymore.

Anybody who still gets into fights after high school is probably an idiot. But the world is full of idiots, so I stay in shape.

[MOD]

That's actually very skinny for a strong fighter, heh.



Don't go quoting parts of that shit for seriousness (where the whole post was not) and be like "O rly Thats not very strong lol, I no fighting and I'm weak except stronger than 90% of the population" or some shit like that. Seriously, If you're good at fighting, then you don't need to list stats of what you've done, and you don't need to prove yourself to anyone. So no big deal. This type of thread always turns into some shit that is just beyond childish or a load of Ashida Kim like people.

This thread is beyond a waste of time already. Gonna stop posting.

[MrBlank]

Can i fight?

Sure...

the real question is can i WIN....

[Biolink]

Yes.

I'm a smart fighter though.I'm not about to fight a million niggas,and sometimes I kind of hesitate to fight somebody that has alot of "connections".I'm not about to fight a million niggas,fuck that shit.If it's just one guy I'll fucking dog walk his ass.

This also brings up another question.Say you get into a fight and the other guy started the fight.You beat his ass up real bad and he's sprawled on the ground.You step on his fingers and break them.Will you be liable to pay for the medical bills even though he started the fight?

[masher]

Only if it's a girl and I have backup...
:nunchuck:

[J-ride]

Biolink: First, you would need several witnesses saying he started the fight, but even if you had that, breaking the guys fingers at the end is beyond what would be considered reasonable self defense. It will mostly depend on your record, the guy you fought's record, and how the DA feels about it. (At least I think the DA handles that kind of stuff)

Yes, and I did that when I was younger. Most fights can be avoided, and usually occur in 4 places: Getto ass clubs, Getto ass bars, and parties with idiots or frat boys. You avoid those places and it is funny how small of a chance you have of getting into fisticuffs. For me to fight someone at this point in my life, it would have to be life or death, them breaking in my house, or them attacking someone I cared about.

[SlayerofBodom]

Don't go quoting parts of that shit for seriousness (where the whole post was not) and be like "O rly Thats not very strong lol, I no fighting and I'm weak except stronger than 90% of the population"

Jesus, learn to shut the fuck up, you humorless douchebag. If you can't even take an obvious joke, then perhaps Internet forums aren't the place for you.

I also love how you fail to answer a single point I mentioned in my last post. I guess being an arrogant cumbubble is just more satisfying, right?


This thread is beyond a waste of time already. Gonna stop posting.

Thanks. Your worthless contributions won't be missed. Next time, instead of bitching about how you dislike a certain thread, SHUT YOUR HOLE AND DON'T FUCKING POST IN IT.

[Thongboy Bebop]

I'm 6'7 (minimum, I might be taller) and about 220. Not really that skinny.

N

[fishjie]

nope. my strat is to run away. i got beat up in middle school and high school. i fought back once, and that pissed the bully off, and he beat me up even worse. he was like a foot shorter than me too. so today, whenever theres conflict, i try to prevent escalation. i took karate in college LOL but then i found out that those dancing moves they taught us (katas?) were useless. OH WELL.

i also work out at the gym but i am not naturally very strong. i currently bench 175 5 sets of 5. in other words, everyone else at the gym can bench more than me. LOL! but at least when i started, i could barely even do the bar by itself. i've bulked up enough so that hopefully people will not try to mess with me. if they do, plan B is to run away.

[SlayerofBodom]

I'm 6'7 (minimum, I might be taller) and about 220. Not really that skinny.

N

Are you serious, or just fucking around? From your pics in the "Show Yourself" thread, I would guess you were 5' 9" and 180 pounds.

[Hitaro0]

I probably could fight well, but the lack of experience/practice (I don't even remember the last time I threw a punch and I'm in high school) might do me in.

[Biolink]

Biolink: First, you would need several witnesses saying he started the fight, but even if you had that, breaking the guys fingers at the end is beyond what would be considered reasonable self defense. It will mostly depend on your record, the guy you fought's record, and how the DA feels about it. (At least I think the DA handles that kind of stuff)

At that point,you couldn't claim that it was in the heat of the moment,and you were so angry that you couldn't control yourself

[Thongboy Bebop]

Are you serious, or just fucking around? From your pics in the "Show Yourself" thread, I would guess you were 5' 9" and 180 pounds.

No, I was 6'7 when I was about 19 (six years ago), so I assume I'm at least that tall still. From a distance and in pictures I look like a normal sized person, unless you have something to compare nearby. Most people this tall are disproportionate, that's the thing. I look like a normal sized person, just... much bigger.

Last night I was talking to a friend of mine who's kind of short (she's like 4-something) and I had my shirt tucked in. I walked up close to her to say something and she realized my waist was above her shoulder.

N - Yeah, I'm huge.

[J-ride]

At that point,you couldn't claim that it was in the heat of the moment,and you were so angry that you couldn't control yourself

Well, you have to stop, then break his fingers in front of all of your witnesses, and really it will just depend on how good your lawyer is. Whereas if you beat the guy down and walked off, it would be easier to say that you were just defending yourself and aren't someone who belongs in jail. :rofl:

[Chasem0]

Other than wrestling and doing girly punches with this kid in the 2nd grade, I've never been in an actual fight. There were a few events when I threw a punch, and it was done (I didn't knock them out, but it finished it). Like this one guy slapped me across the face (not a playing around slap, a hard slap), so I punched him in the nose, his nose started oozing a lot of blood a few seconds after the punch, so he ran to the restroom. There was also this one deaf kid that stabbed me in the arm with a pen, so I flicked his hearing aid off, kicked him in the balls, pushed him down then ran to the nurse's office when I saw my arm bleeding.

[Irennicus]

The only 'fights' I've been in I've won out of sheer luck. I would have a great deal of trouble besting most people physically if they're even moderately in shape. So no. That said, I don't find fighting that necessary. I can very easily space my life out to not have any relationships with people that even border towards physical violence. Fighting is unnecessary and the only way I truly find it rewarding would be for sport or for fitness.

[ArcadeFire]

I think so...:wonder:

[Silks]

That's actually very skinny for a strong fighter, heh.


Dumb thread, but it got my attention of course.

Just wanted to comment that 6'4" 225lbs is perfect for a fighter. Not "very skinny," and not too big either. Has the ingredients for a good combination of speed, balance, stamina, and strength imo (if well trained). Of course, all that good stuff really only matters in regulated matches... not as much on the street. There's always guys like me who have fingers naturally magnetized for eyeballs :D So you better WATCH OUT. Yeah, you SAW what I did there. Man I can't control myself!

[Biolink]

Well, you have to stop, then break his fingers in front of all of your witnesses, and really it will just depend on how good your lawyer is. Whereas if you beat the guy down and walked off, it would be easier to say that you were just defending yourself and aren't someone who belongs in jail. :rofl:

True,True :rofl:

[Tigerboi]

I grew up in east nashville. Nuff said. Beat a nigga ass.


















Korean Tae Kwon Do helps. After the years.

[Silks]

Korean Tae Kwon Do helps. After the years.

As opposed to what? Swedish Tae Kwon Do? Just a bit redundant is all :wink:

[SlayerofBodom]

Just wanted to comment that 6'4" 225lbs is perfect for a fighter. Not "very skinny," and not too big either. Has the ingredients for a good combination of speed, balance, stamina, and strength imo (if well trained). Of course, all that good stuff really only matters in regulated matches... not as much on the street. There's always guys like me who have fingers naturally magnetized for eyeballs :D So you better WATCH OUT. Yeah, you SAW what I did there. Man I can't control myself!

I mostly agree with you, I just thought that it was funny MOD tried to sound like the perfect badass fighter, when, in reality, a strong 6' 4" guy probably weighs at least 240 pounds. (Again, highlighting his lack of knowledge)

And hell, I'm also 6' 4", and will probably max out at 200-210 pounds (if even that!) because of my skinny, lanky body type.

And obviously, good point about street fights being a completely different affair from more traditional fighting. I've never really tried to eye-gouge though; it's a tactic I would only resort to if I was badly losing, and had no other way of turning matters around.

[Tigerboi]

As opposed to what? Swedish Tae Kwon Do? Just a bit redundant is all :wink:

What the hell are you talking about? the thread is called "can you fight" and I said I know korean tae kwon do.

[Bob Poundmax]

I fucking hate fighting. I really do. Win or loose the outcome is always shitty.

And being good at fighting is kinda like having a big dick......If you must constantly tell someone how big your cock is then odds are its not true.:rolleyes:

[Tigerboi]

I have a big cock. I actually do. Seriously.

[Thongboy Bebop]

240 is chunky at 6'4. Hell, it'd be beefy on me at 6'8.

And I'd still hit a guy with a brick if it came down to it. If you're fighting somebody you don't know, you better put him down right away. Fuck "fair", I'm going home with all my pieces and he's not.

N

[Silks]

What the hell are you talking about? the thread is called "can you fight" and I said I know korean tae kwon do.

I think you missed the joke. I'll try to explain.

Tae Kwon Do is KOREAN. You don't have to tell us it's KOREAN TKD that you practiced because the only TKD IS KOREAN. So asking, "as opposed to what, swedish," is a joke. There aren't multiple versions, until some brazilian comes along and puts his name on it :looney:

[V4MPIRO]

Yes, I been on approximately in 45 fights in my life, the last time, i get fired for beat the shit out of somebody's face, at work, He end up with several broken bones.

[Sixshot]

Thread needs more poll options.

Jeet Kune Do son

[Silks]

Yes, I been on approximately in 45 fights in my life, the last time, i get fired for beat the shit out of somebody's face, at work, He end up with several broken bones.

LOL that sounds like a story you need to elaborate on :)

[Windlord0]

I have done martial arts my whole life (see profile), and I know I have more guns/sword/knives/other toys than any one person should own.

Can I fight though? In most cases fuck no. I am not going to throw away the good life I have just to try and prove something. Fighting is something I am happy I grew out of, and unless you are being paid to fight professionally there is no reason an intelligent adult should be fighting. If my life is in danger I am not going to fight you, I am just going to kill you. With my life threatened I will put a few rounds in you and be done with it. Any other situation I will swallow my pride and walk away, because I don't need the hassle.

[FragMasterGen]

can i fight? Ill let you be the judge

thats me on the left
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Mg9Lcuyc4

now he knows how i roll so he decided to use a helmet on this one... he should of chosen a cup lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYfy3AM-lSQ

[Kusanagi02]

*Sigh*

Yes I can fight. Quite well actually but I don't like it. It is something in my past. Fighting is a overall stupid decision. I learned that after I hurt someone very badly. So what you can fight...defending yourself enough to get away is the key. The ones who claim they are very tough and can fight usually are the ones who lose or don't know when they are outclassed and get very hurt. Why? Pride mainly.......

That is just my input on fighting. Protect yourself if you can't get away. So what if they call you names if you don't fight. When you get older you realize to fight for the sake of fighting is useless, ignorant and very much a sign of weakness that you can't deal with things better.

Thats why i have adopted a semi-pacifist attitude since middle school.
I only fight unless:
A)i'm protecting myself
or
B)i'm protecting someone close to me(ie:my younger brother and girlfriend)

[Windlord0]

can i fight? Ill let you be the judge

thats me on the left
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Mg9Lcuyc4

now he knows how i roll so he decided to use a helmet on this one... he should of chosen a cup lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYfy3AM-lSQ

Is that really you? Cause that guy there is from the UK and older than your profile says you are. Or maybe you were kidding and I just missed it.

The knife techniques there are really solid, and some I have never seen before, which really impresses me. As for the rifle stuff, I disagree with any empty rifle action that doesn't involve a push and transition to pistol, but this guy obviously knows more than I do, so they must be something I should learn.

[Darkstalker]

I've been trained in tae kwon do. Did that for about 4 years or so. So like, that at least gives me a small edge over someone with no training.

When I'm forced into a corner to fight, I generally don't tho. I try my very best to avoid an outright physical fight (now bitching is a different story). If in any case I'm forced to fight, I shall uphold the very finest of pirate tradition - I will fight, to run away. Basically, about any damage I do will be more towards buying me time to get away rather than actually actively fighting.

I mean, I like fighting for sport (sparring and such) but in a real world situation, I'd have to be very desperate to even consider it in the first place.

[Hoonyo]

these other fighters is cowards with fireballs

[JackTenrac!]

I'll let my k-groove "flight or fight system" be the judge of that. I turn purple when it kicks in.

[Pinion]

I rely on bitch tactics/cheap shots/sucker punches to do my dirty work.

[Sixshot]

If possible I will just snipe from afar

[Sanchez]

I think so...:wonder:

Ha!:rofl:


And I'd still hit a guy with a brick if it came down to it. If you're fighting somebody you don't know, you better put him down right away. Fuck "fair", I'm going home with all my pieces and he's not.

Brick-Fu is some real shit. Best believe.

[Taichi]

I haven't been in a real knock-down drag-out fight in a while.

I used to fight all the time, then I turned 18, now I only fight ignorant drunks at the bar.

when I go to the bar.

[v1y]

Based on the some of the beatings I've taken in my bjj class, I would say no.

Seriously though... highschool wrestling, some judo, and some bjj... i have tons of faith in my abilities.

[angryliberal]

*looks at avatar*

yeah, i'm not gonna be fightin anyone anytime soon.

[versus addict]

I see through eyes unclouded by hate...

[Don Mack]

Yeah I can fight, but I'd only fight if I had to protect myself or a close friend or relative, or if someone is trying to rob me of my loot.

[J-ride]

*looks at avatar*

yeah, i'm not gonna be fightin anyone anytime soon.

Actually, one of the funniest fights I've ever seen in my life was one night when I was on 6th street in Austin, some gay dude was dressed in drag and some redneck didn't like it, and tried to fight him. I don't think the redneck was ready for the realness that the cross dresser was bringing, because he flat beat the SHIT out of him. If you fight a cross dresser, it really is lose-lose because no one is going to give you props for beating one up, and if you lose, you look pathetic, lol.

[Dan?]

Man, it's not like I enjoy fighting, but sometimes a fool up an tries to play me, throw a hail mary on first down middle of the first quarter or whatever. So, gotta do what I gotta do, ya feel me?

I show blitz 24/7 man, that's real talk, I be mercin em in dat madden.

[Pinion]

Actually, one of the funniest fights I've ever seen in my life was one night when I was on 6th street in Austin, some gay dude was dressed in drag and some redneck didn't like it, and tried to fight him. I don't think the redneck was ready for the realness that the cross dresser was bringing, because he flat beat the SHIT out of him. If you fight a cross dresser, it really is lose-lose because no one is going to give you props for beating one up, and if you lose, you look pathetic, lol.

LOL! Are we talking about Leslie the "Queen of Austin" here? If so that shit had to be golden!

[J-ride]

I don't know, it was some skinny black dude, is that what Leslie looks like? Actually, that night there was a disproportionate amount of cross dressers, it was my first time to visit Austin, so I just figured it was always like that. :rofl:

[Pinion]

I don't know, it was some skinny black dude, is that what Leslie looks like? Actually, that night there was a disproportionate amount of cross dressers, it was my first time to visit Austin, so I just figured it was always like that. :rofl:

Ah, well if that's the case then it's not Leslie as he's a homeless white guy in drag.

But damn, if you're black AND a cross-dresser in Texas, shit, you better know how to fight! :rofl:

[Shodokan123]

240 is chunky at 6'4. Hell, it'd be beefy on me at 6'8.

And I'd still hit a guy with a brick if it came down to it. If you're fighting somebody you don't know, you better put him down right away. Fuck "fair", I'm going home with all my pieces and he's not.

N

co-sign

I took ninjutsu for 4 years and this is exactly what it teaches. Never to underestimate anyone and to do what is necessary to incapacitate them as quick as possible or put them in so much pain they do not wish for the fight to continue.

[FallingEdge]

Here's a vid of me training
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eZcV1UuUzI

[The Epidemic]

^lol im just gonna stop viewing youtube links from srk for now on....

[Dan?]

Here's a vid of me training
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eZcV1UuUzI

I just got Rap Roll'd.

[Lantis]

I did 10 years of BJJ

I did 10 years of Muay Thai

I also did 10 years of Isshin Ryu Karate

And another 10 years of Northern Shaolin

So...are you like 40+ years old or something? :confused:

[DS]

I'm 6'7 (minimum, I might be taller) and about 220. Not really that skinny.

N


I dub thee Craig Marduk.


Anyway, I guess I can fight. Always wanted to take up boxing, but due to an injury as a child, I was prohibited from fighting ever again.

some people are actually that old on srk.

Don't let the profiles fool you. And even if they are, they're inactive users.

[maxx]

So...are you like 40+ years old or something? :confused:

some people are actually that old on srk.

ya i can fight...have i needed to...yup...fucking white kids.

4 years-kempo karate

4-years kaijukempo kung fu

2 years-bjj

3 years- olympic style tkd

3 years-chung do kwan tkd...have my black belt test in sept.

[Carpet Lint]

What if he just did all four at the same time?

MOD could be like the deadliest 10 year-old in the world.

[Lantis]

some people are actually that old on srk.

Probably...but not MOD, at any rate (he's only 21). :looney:

Carpet: What, is there some martial arts college I dunno of?

"Gotta run....I'm already late for my Donkey Punch 101 class!"

[The Epidemic]

^^ i was just about to say something along those lines

[Bacardi]

I dub thee Craig Marduk.


Anyway, I guess I can fight. Always wanted to take up boxing, but due to an injury as a child, I was prohibited from fighting ever again.



Don't let the profiles fool you. And even if they are, they're inactive users.

yea craig marduk if he went on the south beach diet and had a gastric bypass surgery, Thongboy reminds me of the lil black imaginary friend on fOSTERS. I mean the hair is exactly the same

[Pablo_the_Mex]

My size is decieving (5' 9"ish), but I can toss around taller and heavier people because I am very strong for my size. Thanks to my crappy genetics, you could never tell I work out/ do cardio so I just look normal. Everyone I have fought was always much larger than me. I am fearless, but fighting random ass niggas is always a bad decision. They may have weapons, or call up forty of their closest homies to do you in.

[maxx]

Probably...but not MOD, at any rate (he's only 21). :looney:

Carpet: What, is there some martial arts college I dunno of?

"Gotta run....I'm already late for my Donkey Punch 101 class!"

their is a guy running an mma team for next semester at a sports college. some info on sherdog forums.

[ShinAkumax]

Depends who I fighting.

[GuMz]

idk im a big dude ive only been in 3 fights and i won all 3 but im not a fighting type of dude i like to watch em though =]

[RockBogart]

Just so I dont see any of you locked up in the near future, hitting a unarmed man with a brick in a fight is considered excessive force and you will end up with a harsh jail sentence. Most people dont know how self defense is worded in their state.

[maxx]

Just so I dont see any of you locked up in the near future, hitting a unarmed man with a brick in a fight is considered excessive force and you will end up with a harsh jail sentence. Most people dont know how self defense is worded in their state.

shit in mass ur pretty fucked if the dudes drunk and has a weapon and u start dismantling his arm....wack ass state. I'm just gonna put niggas to sleep if i can.

[Ki Shima]

i love fighting, i love the psychological depth of it, its about trying to control yourself and knowing the true physics of impact

when you can control distance, speed and impact in practice, then you can fight, if u can control the reality thats wen u fight like a genius.

[RockBogart]

shit in mass ur pretty fucked if the dudes drunk and has a weapon and u start dismantling his arm....wack ass state. I'm just gonna put niggas to sleep if i can.

There is so much shit I can say about Mass. To get a self defense case in your favor, you gotta be damn near dead. To get a lethal or even less than lethal weapon like a baton or tazor, you have to prove imminent danger. :wtf:, Everyone bitches about gun control, but don't realize the states were damn near everyone is a gun owner, there is overall less crime. Granted, population density is a factor. But still no ones gonna try to rob a neighborhood when they know everyone in shouting distance is packing.

[True Grave]

so we all play fighting games,but I just have one question for al SRK'ers can you really fight?

I used to take karate for years as a kid, i'm a big guy in ok shape and could probably knock someone out if i had too.

However i avoid fighting when at all possible. In this day and age bad legal shit can happen which far outweighs the satisfaction of punching someone out, it is just not worth it.

In addition to this some of the more intelligent assholes out there will *WANT* to get punched out by someone they don't like, just so they can get them in trouble with their boss/school/law.

"most normal People will do just about anything to avoid a fight"- Fightclub

[GuMz]

Just so I dont see any of you locked up in the near future, hitting a unarmed man with a brick in a fight is considered excessive force and you will end up with a harsh jail sentence. Most people dont know how self defense is worded in their state.

there was a kid here in my town that got off of a self defense case [no he wasnt white] when shootin a man[the dood died] with a rifle for breakin into his house

[DaemoN_]

I get too nervous and shit in a fight unless I'm actually angry then I just rage and throw punches everywhere DBZ style.

[maxx]

there was a kid here in my town that got off of a self defense case [no he wasnt white] when shootin a man[the dood died] with a rifle for breakin into his house

lol well ur in texas right? we know how u roll.

[Dan?]

I live in the south, so yeah, you can pretty much use whatever force you want as long as you're white. My dad lives in this little town called Fountain, and his next door neighbor (and by next door, I mean a few acres away) shot a child molester for coming on his property.


*Banjos*

[RockBogart]

there was a kid here in my town that got off of a self defense case [no he wasnt white] when shootin a man[the dood died] with a rifle for breakin into his house


Texas dont count. You can shoot someone for looking at you wrong.:rofl:

[True Grave]

I get too nervous and shit in a fight unless I'm actually angry then I just rage and throw punches everywhere DBZ style.

It is funny how the tension and nervousness of a fight can get you more worn out than running a mile!

I can run a mile ok, and not pass out over it.

If almost get into a fight? After the tension dies down i feel like have to take a nap to recoup the energy.

Perhaps this is because of the adrenaline surge that usually occurs in a situation of possible danger.

[P. Gorath]

im going to say no

[maxx]

It is funny how the tension and nervousness of a fight can get you more worn out than running a mile!

I can run a mile ok, and not pass out over it.

If almost get into a fight? After the tension dies down i feel like have to take a nap to recoup the energy.

Perhaps this is because of the adrenaline surge that usually occurs in a situation of possible danger.
adrenaline>tension and nervousness

clearly your body is more into the flight mechanism of the fight or flight response.

[The Green Trench Coat]

so we all play fighting games,but I just have one question for al SRK'ers can you really fight?

not a skilled fighter in the sense of I've had training. I'm more of a brawler. Like 'geif. I could probably get easily owned by a mediocre boxer of any class.

Which shouldn't suggest that even in that situation that i wouldn't fight if i had to... but it seems going toe to toe with anyone is alittle tougher for me. I always seem to do my best to knock the other person to the ground or toss them somewhere to take the fight out of them.

[maxx]

not a skilled fighter in the sense of I've had training. I'm more of a brawler. Like 'geif. I could probably get easily owned by a mediocre boxer of any class.

Which shouldn't suggest that even in that situation that i wouldn't fight if i had to... but it seems going toe to toe with anyone is alittle tougher for me. I always seem to do my best to knock the other person to the ground or toss them somewhere to take the fight out of them.
listen we know how u really fight...u threaten to rape them..and they get the fuck outta there.

[The Green Trench Coat]

I have a big cock. I actually do. Seriously.

*slides over*

"hey there, :wgrin:"

listen we know how u really fight...u threaten to rape them..and they get the fuck outta there.

LOL!!

"Gaystyle is an ancient technique, and immune to nearly any weapon.
When it's properly used.. it's almost invincible"


I will say.. in both fights i've had with people that were over the gay.. my goal was to strip them naked. it became really hard for them to throw punches when they were bare assed and stained undies exposed for the world to see.

[maxx]

*slides over*

"hey there, :wgrin:"



LOL!!

"Gaystyle is an ancient technique, and immune to nearly any weapon.
When it's properly used.. it's almost invincible"


I will say.. in both fights i've had with people that were over the gay.. my goal was to strip them naked. it became really hard for them to throw punches when they were bare assed and stained undies exposed for the world to see.

just imagine them as a bear lol...game over....no continuation...no putting your quarters in..straight ggpo.

[Tigerboi]

I think you missed the joke. I'll try to explain.

Tae Kwon Do is KOREAN. You don't have to tell us it's KOREAN TKD that you practiced because the only TKD IS KOREAN. So asking, "as opposed to what, swedish," is a joke. There aren't multiple versions, until some brazilian comes along and puts his name on it :looney:

....actually, there are multiple versions. Korean is the only one worth a damn, but there is a such thing as American Tae Kwon Do.

[maxx]

....actually, there are multiple versions. Korean is the only one worth a damn, but there is a such thing as American Tae Kwon Do.

olympic style=american style

[GuMz]

lol well ur in texas right? we know how u roll.

Texas dont count. You can shoot someone for looking at you wrong.:rofl:


lol true but he wasnt white iz really the main awe of this lol

[angelslayer13]

well I hate seeing fights since its usually a nice guy coming in contact with a douche that just wants to fight. Ive seen a lot of good people get there asses kicked because they try to fix it in a nice pacifist way only to get jumped/sucker punched/beat up.

I always wanted to learn a martial art but its just too expensive and time consuming. I also found alot of the moves inpractical in a real world scenario. I made the decision to "learn" how to fight on my own. I think were all born with the ability its just that we need to refine it.

I went to a yard sale and bought these old worn out boxing globes that were covered in duct tape. every weekend my friends and I would square off against eachother. the first time it was awkward throwing slow punches avoiding hard hits but by the third week we were going nuts.
finding ways to throw eachother off balance setups the whole deal. you see we were all afraid, afraid that one day we would have to defend ourselves and not be able to thats why we did it. after a while we decided that we all felt good about our fighting abilities so we stopped. that was four years ago, and since then I havent had to fight anyone. I know backyard boxing sounds juvenile and stupid but I still think anyone afraid to fight should do it (well with your friends) dont worry about fighting people that know karate or Bjj as we've seen from there posts its not them that start fights or act like pricks.

oh and Im 5'5 and 140 pounds so I pretty much had to learn to fight

[Biolink]

^^^

Nothing wrong with that.As long as you have some trust worthy friends they can take getting punched and don't try to get all serious and stuff.

[The Green Trench Coat]

just imagine them as a bear lol...game over....no continuation...no putting your quarters in..straight ggpo.

dude if i attacked an opponent like they were a bear dude?!
they'd be naked in record timing..

[maxx]

dude if i attacked an opponent like they were a bear dude?!
they'd be naked in record timing..

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: too beastly.

[Satomiblood]

I can't knock a nigga out.

[Dasiatic]

what?
I can knock a nigga *BOP*, just like THAT!

fuck SRK. i take on all you punk niggas.

biolink, what? you dont none of this.


angelslayer, you dont want this.

tigerboi, ill bring the tigerheat on that ass.

TrueGrave, you're nothing.

Death, you're a pussy.

maxx, nah, MAYBE you can stand a chance. but overall, you're a pussy.


just kidding, i know everyone here HAS to know how to fight. what kind of father would'nt rasie his son on how to defend himself anyway?
and for you fatherless dudes, if its not your father, its your environment.

anyway, all jokes aside.

I think, in real-time physical combat, you can either fee like its lasting forever, or it can end before we all know it. There are alot of factors that can determine the outcome of a battle. Those factors could be pretty much anything, from how your posture, position, location, size, age, ect...

In my opinion, thats how many of different forms of fighting styles come to light. They were developed from different people with thier own ideas on how to control/manipulate/adapt to common factors to gain the upper hand in such conflicts.

[Dan?]

In my opinion, thats how many of different forms of fighting styles come to light. They were developed from different people with thier own ideas on how to control/manipulate/adapt to common factors to gain the upper hand in such conflicts.

This is stupid. Clearly, different fighting styles were developed to make World Warrior.

[Dasiatic]

This is stupid. Clearly, different fighting styles were developed to make World Warrior.

yeah, i forgot Street Fighter was a result from a couple thousand years of martial arts development.

and i thought that was Hokuto Shin Ken.

[Tigerboi]

what?
tigerboi, ill bring the tigerheat on that ass.




...no homo right?

[b00mshakalaka]

where I live niggas neva fight fair 5 dudes will jump one person :(

[Biolink]

biolink, what? you dont none of this.

"You must defeat Dan to stand a chance..."

[maxx]

where I live niggas neva fight fair 5 dudes will jump one person :(

never fight a hispanic girl..she always has the assist button pressed.

[b00mshakalaka]

never fight a hispanic girl..she always has the assist button pressed.

yes indeed.

[Silks]

....actually, there are multiple versions. Korean is the only one worth a damn, but there is a such thing as American Tae Kwon Do.

It originated in Korea, so it's Korean. That's my point. Just because some Americans adopted it doesn't mean they originated anything.

[Half-Ro]

never fight a hispanic girl..she always has the assist button pressed.



Lol


You havent really lived till you have been jumped....its HELLA fun :looney:

[Dasiatic]

...no homo right?

:rofl:
alright you.

you asked for it.
now its time to take this E-style.

*swings at tigerboi, and biolink*

[maxx]

It originated in Korea, so it's Korean. That's my point. Just because some Americans adopted it doesn't mean they originated anything.

you clearly didnt do tkd or you would truly understand the difference between korean style and american style.

[HeaT]

My background-

I was an amateur boxer for two years in high school, I did Kyoshikin karate for about five years before that, and I've also done a little bit of Muy Thai and sambo.

I'm presently doing BJJ (Brazilian jiu-jitsu), and occasionally go Kenpo karate classes.

I exercise at the gym about three times a week, plus two days of cardio/push-ups/sit-ups/light exercise, plus three or four days of swimming.


this shit was gold dawg...but i got you made, i run marathons 5 days a week and swim at the same time im running them...been doing that for the past 5 years...i also do akido while lifting weights 3 days a week...then 2 days a week i wrestle bears the other 5 days i wrestle gorillas...of course i do the usual 1000 pull ups and sit ups at the same time every day that take me 3 mins to do...

regardless of all my intense training, i am extremely weak...i have only 90% strength of a silverback gorilla...

im outi

Roberth

[*InVeRs3*]

I notice in all the fight vids in the internet, barely anyone knows how to fight.

[Silks]

you clearly didnt do tkd or you would truly understand the difference between korean style and american style.

Actually, I have a blackbelt in TKD, taught by a Korean. Maybe I just didn't do some bullshit "american" style you speak of.

[Tigerboi]

Uh, just becuase he was Korean doesn't mean he knew korean TKD. And how do you know if you don't seem to understand the differences?

[MrBlank]

....actually, there are multiple versions. Korean is the only one worth a damn, but there is a such thing as American Tae Kwon Do.

Isnt American TKD = Rex Kwon DO?

"You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?" - Master Rex

[Escapedsoul]

I say I've won 7/10 of my fights

[Silks]

tigerboi: Well, my master was born and taught in Korea. So I'd assume what I was taught was much like what he experienced :rolleyes: But honestly, if you can point me towards some real concrete listed differences I'd appreciate it. I've obviously never experienced this "american" version. Or maybe I have and I don't know it. (we also did some Hapkido... does that have "american" versions too?) I'm also at a point where I don't care since it was just part of what I use to fight. I guess I'd be considered more a JKD guy in my thought processes, not strictly a TKD practitioner.

[Tigerboi]

Isnt American TKD = Rex Kwon DO?

"You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?" - Master Rex

Ah, the smacks to the back of the head...

tigerboi: Well, my master was born and taught in Korea. So I'd assume what I was taught was much like what he experienced :rolleyes: But honestly, if you can point me towards some real concrete listed differences I'd appreciate it. I've obviously never experienced this "american" version. Or maybe I have and I don't know it. I'm also at a point where I don't care since it was just part of what I use to fight. I guess I'd be considered more a JKD guy in my thought processes, not strictly a TKD practitioner.

Well, it's good that you don't know about it. My boy Jarrod often told me horror stories about a TKD school he attended here in the states. I later took a look for myself and...wow.

It's no secret that there are school that exsist on false teachings for the sake of profit. But this is like, one guy did it, alot of people beleived him and turned it into a genre.

Starting with Jarrod's story, it's no secret that Tae Kwon do is physically demanding in both power and flexibilty. It's not as simple as just learning the techniques.

Well, he clearly told me that after about six months he hadn't learned anything. He told me it was mostly a bunch of routines that felt like if judo aikido and karate had a bastard child. No balance practice, no extreme stretching, no new techniques to learn.

Confused I went and watching them practice.

Yeah, it was nothing like Korean tae Kown do.

Strike.

Mid-strike.

Side-kick.

High-kick.

That's it. Not a single axe, side snap or any other tae kwon do staple.

Oh, and for the side kick, they LEANED BACKWARDS for a kick that was lower than the waist.

[jae hoon]

American TKD is a sport not a martial art. They are taught so much impractical shit its sickening.

[Silks]

American TKD is a sport not a martial art. They are taught so much impractical shit its sickening.

There, it's a sport. If that's the case, then my original joke stands :)

[Tigerboi]

Oh, and 0% grappling. Because you know, grappling isn't cool. There's never any grapples in movies, therefore it mustn't work. >.>


EDIT: And remember! Always start a fight with a full rotating roundhouse! Without fear or hesitation!

[AdverseSolutions]

anyone study krav maga here?

[Silks]

tigerboi: if that's true, then I am relieved I haven't experienced that.

If the "american" version is what you're describing (stripped down version of TKD without a hint of inner-self aspects), then I still don't think it's a version at all. It's exactly what you mentioned, for-profit bullshit. Just enough to make the students believe they know something and pay for it. And I'm very aware of that kind of garbage. That's why there are "TKD" schools on every street corner in the US. Sad indeed.

[RockBogart]

anyone study krav maga here?

I have, problem is finding a school. Go here http://kravmaga.com/ to locate one. If its not on the list, then don't bother. Schools on the list have certified instructors recognized by the association. I went to one in Baltimore. It expensive as fuck though, about 200 a month. But tend to have a lot of good seminars which are free most of the time. Like the one they had when I was living up there was counter terrorism dealing combat situations on an airplane. They tend to have a lot of Special Forces and government types to come in as well.

[AdverseSolutions]

I have, problem is finding a school. Go here http://kravmaga.com/ to locate one. If its not on the list, then don't bother. Schools on the list have certified instructors recognized by the association. I went to one in Baltimore. It expensive as fuck though, about 200 a month. But tend to have a lot of good seminars which are free most of the time. Like the one they had when I was living up there was counter terrorism dealing combat situations on an airplane. They tend to have a lot of Special Forces and government types to come in as well.

yeah just went to a one day training in osaka, it was awesome. i was totally destroyed after it though, damn they work you hard. unfortunately krav maga is only taught in tokyo so i can't take classes down here in osaka (they said they might make a studio down here in two years or so, sigh). any advice on a martial art to work on in the meantime?

[RockBogart]

yeah just went to a one day training in osaka, it was awesome. i was totally destroyed after it though, damn they work you hard. unfortunately krav maga is only taught in tokyo so i can't take classes down here in osaka (they said they might make a studio down here in two years or so, sigh). any advice on a martial art to work on in the meantime?

Yeah the reason the work out is longer than actual instruction, is basically because your usually gonna get jumped/ at the worse possible time. And that teaches you to deal with stress. Akido is nice because it teaches you how to keep your opponents weapon away from you and makes them do all the work. The less work you have to the better. In a street fight putting a guy on the ground once usually squashes it. But always try talking first. Judo is a good style to learn as well but, by my experience requires more effort. Not to say Akido doesnt require any work, but it just feels better letting someone else do all the work for you.

[AdverseSolutions]

cool yeah i'm looking for a defensive style to use. would prefer it to be krav maga, but aikido would probably be fine.

[BBQ]

I always have to put my dukes up; y'know to fight off THE LADIES!!!!!!!!!11!!!onez!!!lol-omg-gtfu-stfu-knthx-rofl-a/s/l?-ggpo-wtf-bff-tmi

[SirFritzalot]

I'm 6'4", 250.

I have a long wingspan, too...although I dunno exactly how long it is...

but that's self-explanatory. I'm a beast.

-Fritz:sweat:

[GuMz]

im 15 and im like 6'2 idk how much i weigh for i never bother wif it


but i dont look my age at all at school i almost got kicked out of a prep rally cuz the teacher thought i was like 20 or sumtin but luckily my english teacher was there lol

[SlayerofBodom]

oh and Im 5'5 and 140 pounds so I pretty much had to learn to fight

That's not a terrible size at all. A friend of mine is 5' 5", weighs between 135 and 140 pounds, is a brown belt in BJJ, absolutely ripped, and an intimidating, powerful grappler who would have a good chance of kicking my ass (I'm 6' 4", 185 pounds) in a street fight in addition to the beatings he administers to me during training.

As for the legality of a situation, I think you should worry about that AFTER the actual fight. In general, I try to only use my actual body to do the fighting, no weapons. With that said, I have stomped on people's ribs and heads as they lay on the asphalt before. It's important to make sure they don't get back up and start fighting again.

Plus, chances are that you don't have a police record, whereas the jerkoff picking a fight with you will.

[Dasiatic]

im 15 and im like 6'2 idk how much i weigh for i never bother wif it


but i dont look my age at all at school i almost got kicked out of a prep rally cuz the teacher thought i was like 20 or sumtin but luckily my english teacher was there lol

holy shit, what the fuck!?
you're 15, and you're about 6 feet?
damn.

i know some 16-17 year olds that look alot older than they are, but damn.

[SlayerofBodom]

holy shit, what the fuck!?
you're 15, and you're about 6 feet?
damn.

i know some 16-17 year olds that look alot older than they are, but damn.

This is officially one of the funniest uses of sarcasm I've ever read on SRK.

[Lantis]

holy shit, what the fuck!?
you're 15, and you're about 6 feet?
damn.

i know some 16-17 year olds that look alot older than they are, but damn.

I was 6'5" when I was 15. :confused:

[GuMz]

holy shit, what the fuck!?
you're 15, and you're about 6 feet?
damn.

i know some 16-17 year olds that look alot older than they are, but damn.

lol yea i look nuttin like 15 most peepz think im like a senior that failed alot i was like nah homie im a sophmore and im suppose to be a sophmore

[DaliPicard]

I've never been in a fight (which is amazing considering where I lived for 20 yrs) so I don't know if I can fight or not. Probably not though.

[Dasiatic]

lol yea i look nuttin like 15 most peepz think im like a senior that failed alot i was like nah homie im a sophmore and im suppose to be a sophmore

well, what can you do?
make sure you give yourself the right, and healthy maintenance, and everything would be alright.

I was 6'5" when I was 15. :confused:

its ok, my man.
its ok......

there are somethings in life we cant change.
ill pray for you.........

[GuMz]

well, what can you do?
make sure you give yourself the right, and healthy maintenance, and everything would be alright.


ferreal most peepz think im alwayz up to no good when im usally the bitch thats like fuck that man we'll get in trouble lol

[Dasiatic]

This is officially one of the funniest uses of sarcasm I've ever read on SRK.

surprised only one person here caught that.

[Gasp]

). And I've 1-hit KO'd a would-be rapist at a party, one kick in the back. I then proceeded to rob him of all 10 dollars he had, shut and locked the door.
fucking christ hahaha
ive been in two semi fights (1 broken up before anybody could do anything and one was like two punches and it got broken up)
ive been in a boxing style (hey throw on those gloves and lets tape it)
i got popped in the nose once or twice it was a pretty good shot, i got him in the nose too it was an equal fight.

other than that i've never been in a serious fight don't plan to im a really chill person if you met me you'd be under the impression that i dont care about shit, cuz i dont. people could talk mad shit to me and i'll just laugh it off.

but i do wanna learn boxing or how to box just incase i do get in one.. i mean its fucking Los Angeles haha.

[DevilJin 01]

LOL. I agree with MOD. Only because he has an Oro avatar. I like Oro.

Oh and I've trained for 15 years in ninjutsu and BJJ. I didn't really need BJJ since I can teleport whenever I want with ninjutsu but it's good to have.

[snakedizzle209]

I'm about 5'10 or 5'11 and 175. right now I'm trying to put on about 10 pounds of muscle because people have always called me scrawny just because they're fat and out of shape. I used to train TKD when I was younger for about 2 years, but I stopped when I felt like I wasnt learning anything useful. Practiced boxing for a little bit. Nothing too serious, but I'm probably gonna stick with BJJ and muay thai for the long run. I dont really fight often anymore cause I'm pretty chill, but I wont back down from some immature poser or anybody that thinks i'm a pushover. Other than that I think it's immature to pick fights and any time I fight it's mostly cause of somebody else.

BTW, Does anybody know how to get into pro MMA? I know of all the time, hard work and training it takes, but I'm still young (18) and I think that if I really want to take this seriously then it would be wise to start training before it's too late.

[ShinAkumax]

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=117815

Originally Posted by Jedi W.

3 times.

Once when I was 15. Picked a fight with the neighborhood bully after he made my sister cry. One the fight and broke his leg.

Once in college. Got mugged on the way home at knife point. Disarmed the guy and broke his arm.

Once again in college. Got mugged from behind. Harder fight, but I walked away, probably after breaking a few of the guy's ribs.

--jedi\/\/.

[maxx]

Actually, I have a blackbelt in TKD, taught by a Korean. Maybe I just didn't do some bullshit "american" style you speak of.

wut style of tkd do u have ur blackbelt in.

[Nightwing1990]

I beating my little brother counts then i can fight but im 16 and i never got in a fight i watched my friend get jumped. Is that messed up??

[Gasp]

it all makes sense now.

[raishinken]

I can safely say i can beat that crap out of all of you...... well thats if you are in my weight class! Its no fun squshing the smaller guys! But yeah, crush yall none the less.

[SlayerofBodom]

BTW, Does anybody know how to get into pro MMA? I know of all the time, hard work and training it takes, but I'm still young (18) and I think that if I really want to take this seriously then it would be wise to start training before it's too late.

I'm friends with several pro fighters. What would you like to know, specifically? If you're from Stockton, I would encourage you to join up Cesar Gracie's MMA team. Go from there.

and i never got in a fight i watched my friend get jumped. Is that messed up??

Well, let's put it this way; if I were your friend, not only would I fucking hate you for the rest of my life, but I would jump your treacherous, cowardly ass, too.

[maxx]

BTW, Does anybody know how to get into pro MMA? I know of all the time, hard work and training it takes, but I'm still young (18) and I think that if I really want to take this seriously then it would be wise to start training before it's too late.

generally you start wit a reputable mma school. Then work your way through some ameatur matches...exhibition matches and stuff. you can transfer pretty easily to pro. My boy is turning pro...he's pissed cuz joe lauzon is like a big star now even though he beats his ass on the daily. lol.

[Weecho]

Fighting was fun back in middle school/high school. I can fight but i rather avoid fighting if I can. Seems like the older I get the more I try to avoid fighting. I became a lazy bitch. :shake:

[Darkside3024]

Fighting was fun back in middle school/high school. I can fight but i rather avoid fighting if I can. Seems like the older I get the more I try to avoid fighting. I became a lazy bitch. :shake:

It's not cause you're lazy, it's cause your ass will be goin to jail.

[Dasiatic]

I beating my little brother counts then i can fight but im 16 and i never got in a fight i watched my friend get jumped. Is that messed up??

i know ANYBODY from SRK can fuck you up.
i just know it.

I can safely say i can beat that crap out of all of you...... well thats if you are in my weight class! Its no fun squshing the smaller guys! But yeah, crush yall none the less.

punk bitch, come get some.

im here.

[Weecho]

It's not cause you're lazy, it's cause your ass will be goin to jail.

lol, well that too. :rofl:

[SlayerofBodom]

What is with all the people mentioning jail?

As long as you're not some psychotic fuck who randomly attacks innocent bystanders, but fights in self-defense, has a clean record, good school/job, and preferably, at least one impartial witness, you're not going to get arrested, let alone convicted.

[raishinken]

i know ANYBODY from SRK can fuck you up.
i just know it.



punk bitch, come get some.

im here.




Sure why not? But i do my shit in the cage. I dont fight for free. There is event here in October. Come on through. Called the FCFF.com make sure you are a HW thought. be over 205 lbs. Im 6'6 285 lbs. record of 9-1. so you got plenty of time to get ready.


LOL, i know your not serious but still, you shouldnt be talken like to grown folks like that E-Gangster.

[SlayerofBodom]

Called the FCFF.com make sure you are a HW thought. be over 205 lbs. Im 6'6 285 lbs. record of 9-1. so you got plenty of time to get ready.


Dude, you have to give us more evidence than this. I'm sorry, but with a Mai avatar, it's hard to believe you're a respectable pro mixed martial artist.

What's your name? Show us some pictures of you training, or at least tell us what camp you train under. Tell us about your training regime, or who you've sparred against. You know....actual evidence to back up your claims.

There's a possibility you're legitimate, but until we see the proof, it's just too easy to pretend to be someone else on the Internet.

[Dasiatic]

Sure why not? But i do my shit in the cage. I dont fight for free. There is event here in October. Come on through. Called the FCFF.com make sure you are a HW thought. be over 205 lbs. Im 6'6 285 lbs. record of 9-1. so you got plenty of time to get ready.


LOL, i know your not serious but still, you shouldnt be talken like to grown folks like that E-Gangster.

nah, i was only fuckin around.
I got nothing but love for all of SRK, even though i talk stupid shit all the time.
last thing i want from any pro MMA fighter is to get caught in some sort of submission that i've never heard of from mount position.

who's this E-gangster, though?


Dude, you have to give us more evidence than this. I'm sorry, but with a Mai avatar, it's hard to believe you're a respectable pro mixed martial artist.

What's your name? Show us some pictures of you training, or at least tell us what camp you train under. Tell us about your training regime, or who you've sparred against. You know....actual evidence to back up your claims.

There's a possibility you're legitimate, but until we see the proof, it's just too easy to pretend to be someone else on the Internet.

oh shit, slayer is calling you out.

[SlayerofBodom]

oh shit, slayer is calling you out.

I'm hoping he's legitimate. There are countless online forums where well-known, pro mixed martial artists talk with their fans. I'm not the least bit surprised or intrigued by that.

It's just that finding such an individual on SRK, and with a Mai avatar no less....now that would truly be something amazing.

[Dasiatic]

I'm hoping he's legitimate. There are countless online forums where well-known, pro mixed martial artists talk with their fans. I'm not the least bit surprised or intrigued by that.

It's just that finding such an individual on SRK, and with a Mai avatar no less....now that would truly be something amazing.

guess we'll have to wait until raishinken is finished googling for a name.


oh, and in case he took me seriously:
I'M PLAYING, raishinken.
I'M PLAYING!!

[Mickey D']

Sure why not? But i do my shit in the cage. I dont fight for free. There is event here in October. Come on through. Called the FCFF.com make sure you are a HW thought. be over 205 lbs. Im 6'6 285 lbs. record of 9-1. so you got plenty of time to get ready.


LOL, i know your not serious but still, you shouldnt be talken like to grown folks like that E-Gangster.

Oh wow...good shit Jetay. Set the kids straight mayne!

Yo not only that...to whoever said "You have to show us more than that" Check out the pictures of Jetay putting a fetus on top of his opponent's head.

Shit....Jetay can fight...I can vouch for it.

EDIT: Jetay sports Mai's avatar cuz the bitch is fine...shouldn't say anything against him not being able to fight.

[raishinken]

LOL

Well Im not Pro 1st off. Sorry if i lead you that way, i just gave the website of the event i usually event i usually fight at.

If you really want evidence.

Myspace.com/raishinken. plenty of pics. I use to have 1 of my fights on Preppy's site but i dont know what happened to it. but there are plenty of pics there. and im not serious about fighting anyboyd on here 2bh. I have a fight schedualed in october anyway. If you really dont belive me.... well only thing i could do is AIM you the fights i have. but i hope it dosen't come to that.

[SlayerofBodom]

Myspace.com/raishinken

Jesus...you truly are legitimate. Even though you're still an amateur, that's simultanously awesome and hilarious; someone sporting a Mai avatar on SRK is training to be a pro mixed martial artist.

I really hope to see you on television one day, hopefully in the UFC, and tell all my friends; "Dude, I know that guy....he posted on a fighting game forum, and had an avatar of half-naked female video game characters." None of them will believe me.

Anyways, who are you training under? What's your primary discipline and strength? Ever met or sparred with Sokoudojo?

Come on man; your fans want to learn more!

[raishinken]

Ha, Fans. thats not likely.

I train with a bunch of guys really. I cross train alot. Impact Jui-jitsu, Straight blast, Quest, and my Main place SAGA. but i go all around Oregon. My main thing is striking but I have no problem slamming the shit out of someone with my move i call the Negroplex. " belly to Belly overhead suplex " I havent trained with Soko but i have got in some rounds with the Portland Wolfpack and Matt lindland. just picking up my game little by little and im planning on going Pro by the end of the year

As far As my Avatar goes: I like Titties and i play all big breasted characters. From Mai to Asuka. Aoi to B.Jenet. Didnt know a Av can make you look soft.

[Gasp]

yea you need an av with big hard dicks to show your masculinity :P no homo
anyways aside from your gloating about being able to beat up a website

have you gotten into street fights?

[Akelexre]

What is with all the people mentioning jail?

As long as you're not some psychotic fuck who randomly attacks innocent bystanders, but fights in self-defense, has a clean record, good school/job, and preferably, at least one impartial witness, you're not going to get arrested, let alone convicted.

Yeah, we're black, dude.

Yet another reason to stay out of a fight. Wanna fucking have to deal with the cops and explain to them that NO the fight didn't involve me trying to rob someone/deal with drugs? Fuck that shit.

[raishinken]

yea you need an av with big hard dicks to show your masculinity :P no homo
anyways aside from your gloating about being able to beat up a website

have you gotten into street fights?


Well, i really wasnt serious. I dont get in Street fights, I dont mess with people and people dont usually mess with me... Plus, i dont like the idea of fighting for free.

[SlayerofBodom]

I havent trained with Soko but i have got in some rounds with the Portland Wolfpack and Matt lindland. just picking up my game little by little and im planning on going Pro by the end of the year

Heh, that's interesting; can Matt Lindland take you down with his Greco, despite your immense size?


As far As my Avatar goes: I like Titties and i play all big breasted characters. From Mai to Asuka. Aoi to B.Jenet. Didnt know a Av can make you look soft.

It doesn't necessarily make you soft, but look at it this way; if you took 1,000 random people with avatars of big breasted, half-naked video game characters, how many would be MMA heavyweight prospects, and how many would be Cheeto-fingered nerds living in their mom's basement?

[raishinken]

Yes Matt can take me Down. Dude's Greco is beastly. I can't even touch it. espicially seeing that he took down fedor and i sure as hell aint no Fedor.

[SlayerofBodom]

Yes Matt can take me Down. Dude's Greco is beastly. I can't even touch it. espicially seeing that he took down fedor

Well, not quite....Fedor ended up on top. Props to Lindland for vastly improving his stand-up, however; it really showed against Rampage, Horn, and Fedor.

And best of luck in your next amateur fight, man; represent for the SRK community.

[Striderhyru05]

Im beefy as hell Id knock the fuck outta anyone

[JHON_OF_THE_DEAD]

Fighting? I can kick anyones ass.. just give by Cable's guns and Sent* assist.. makes magic happen

[Kisame]

when did this turn into an mma thread?

Rampage >>> all (cept chuteboxe) ::shudders::

[thurst]

i get my track star on, but i defintely have one or 2 good punches reserved for emergency situations.

[fishjie]

raishinken once posted a video of one of his fights in the northwest discussion and matchmaking thread. in the video, he pwned this white guy so badly that he faked a hurt hamstring in order to get out of the fight. as the story goes, the the white guy was seen later on, boozing and walking around in the bar, perfectly fine.

lolz.

[Kuenai]

I use to have 1 of my fights on Preppy's site but i dont know what happened to it. but there are plenty of pics there.

If you didn't catch it, Preppy had his site hacked a couple months back and had to reupload everything fighting game related. I don't think your vid made it.

[Preppy]

I can put them back up. I thought they were back up, actually. Just lemme know if you want em back up.

[ChunLi]

8 years of martials (doesn't mean I can fight).. but so far.. I've been 3-1 ... =)

[Ducky]

8 years of martials (doesn't mean I can fight).. but so far.. I've been 3-1 ... =)

I'd fight you for some chocolate chip cookies.

[Preppy]

I finally had a couple minutes, so put raishinken's matches back up:
* http://zachd.com/mvc2/jetay
<3

[Socketman]

ima be real my skinny ass would get knocked across the fucking street if some decided to uppercut me