View Full Version : The greatest show of the 1990's is returning
JUDDERMAN_
08-23-2007, 02:07 PM
AMERICAN GLADIATORS IS RETURNING TO TELEVISION.
http://tv.ign.com/articles/815/815073p1.html
I am at a loss for words.
/me gets ready for Powerball.
ThePurpleBunny
08-23-2007, 02:09 PM
Oh... my... GOD
Watch NBC fuck this up.
If they don't, hallelujah!
katraqueyous
08-23-2007, 02:11 PM
NBC wont mess it up. Check out Dog Eat Dog.
Arsenal
08-23-2007, 02:11 PM
I remember the Gladiators babes wore skimpy outfits. Haha. Good times growing up.
Figcoinc
08-23-2007, 02:12 PM
Oh wow. That show was awesome! No they should just go for it. Let people get fucked up for real. haha
*InVeRs3*
08-23-2007, 02:12 PM
about freakin' time!
ckrazy
08-23-2007, 02:12 PM
I don't know what to say seriously o.0 speechless
cain[e]
08-23-2007, 02:13 PM
SRK american gladiator betting pool, you better beleive it.
tl613
08-23-2007, 02:13 PM
It's all about that human hamster-ball event.
Nerdgasm.
Nerf Gauntlet better be back.
mastermind
08-23-2007, 02:15 PM
Competitors reaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Gladiators reaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaay
:rofl:
Geese Pants
08-23-2007, 02:15 PM
NITROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Awesome.........
DeathReaper47
08-23-2007, 02:31 PM
This thread has NOTHING to do with Nickelodeon OR Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Phailure of Epic Proportions
Jedi W.
08-23-2007, 02:33 PM
There is no way in hell this can be better than Ninja Warrior, where their competitors where little to no protective gear while traversing obstacle courses much more difficult than anything I've seen on US television. On top of which, only a few people have ever made it to the end. Ever.
...stupid sue happy Americans, I want to see people hurting themselves doing stupid shit and pushing themselves as hard as they can for no other reason to say that they did it...
--jedi\/\/.
Biolink
08-23-2007, 02:34 PM
I was hoping for the Dinosaurs :sad:
American Gladiators should suffice though.I was getting a little tired of watching all of those re-runs on ESPN Classic
TheWholeFnShow
08-23-2007, 02:35 PM
There better be Assault!
MrBlank
08-23-2007, 02:36 PM
2007 is just full of crazy....
Milk Stone
08-23-2007, 02:38 PM
So it's like this, I saw this guy comin'... and I took the most EXCELLENT HIT of my life.
Next thing I knew, I was on the beach... takin' in some cosmic rays, gettin' healed by mother nature. Takin' a little brewski, hangin' onto a beautiful babe... and I'm fine today!
What can I say, I'm a child of mother nature.
psychochronic
08-23-2007, 02:39 PM
Eliminator! :lol:
Alzarath
08-23-2007, 02:40 PM
The fuck is this shit. We slippin into a timeloop or somethin? This is awesome.
What would be even MORE awesome? If they brought back WMAC fuckin Masters, son.
Monte
08-23-2007, 02:40 PM
There is no way in hell this can be better than Ninja Warrior, where their competitors where little to no protective gear while traversing obstacle courses much more difficult than anything I've seen on US television. On top of which, only a few people have ever made it to the end. Ever.
...stupid sue happy Americans, I want to see people hurting themselves doing stupid shit and pushing themselves as hard as they can for no other reason to say that they did it...
--jedi\/\/.
Have you ever seen American Gladiators? The problem with Ninja Warrior is hanging ropes don't hit back. Nitro, on the other hand will fuck you up! It's time for some Powerball and Breakthrough and Conquer! :nunchuck:
DragonSama
08-23-2007, 02:41 PM
There is no way in hell this can be better than Ninja Warrior, where their competitors where little to no protective gear while traversing obstacle courses much more difficult than anything I've seen on US television. On top of which, only a few people have ever made it to the end. Ever.
...stupid sue happy Americans, I want to see people hurting themselves doing stupid shit and pushing themselves as hard as they can for no other reason to say that they did it...
--jedi\/\/.
Ninja Warrior is awesome. I am so addicted to that show that I can't help but watch it even if I've seen that Episode already. Heck a few friends of mine are setting up a training course so they can try to compete on the spring Sasuke tournament next year. I might even train with them and try to take a shot at it.
Chachi
08-23-2007, 02:43 PM
Would it be too much to get the old gladiators back in shape? If so, we need to nominate their replacements.
Someone find the office Terry Tate's working at...
Ninja Warrior IS awesome (and you should look for my brother on the commercial lol. For the American Ninja warrior contest that is) but American Gladiators had some great things. Hearing about assault makes me want to go out and mod some nerf guns :P
Would it be too much to get the old gladiators back in shape? If so, we need to nominate their replacements.
Someone find the office Terry Tate's working at...
lol hire brock lesnar to replace nitro.
i still remember the family matters episode where carl and steve went at it on american gladiators.
I remember this show! haha
man, I cant wait to see it again!!!
I hope they dont mess this up.:wasted:
Dog Eat Dog was good:tup:
ninja warrior/sasuke course is easily more epic than the eliminator, but its the rest of the events that make gladiator great. I still remember making a makeshift "assault" course with my siblings using nerf guns and footballs.
StuartHayden
08-23-2007, 02:57 PM
...holy freaking god.
Yes.
This is amazing.
We need to get Madden as one of the commentators.
....American Gladiators 2k7 better be fucking top tier...or I will riot.
-SH
Monte
08-23-2007, 03:01 PM
ninja warrior/sasuke course is easily more epic than the eliminator, but its the rest of the events that make gladiator great. I still remember making a makeshift "assault" course with my siblings using nerf guns and footballs.
I don't think it's fair to compare the two. American Gladiator is about direct competition, both between the contestants and the contestants vs the gladiators. Ninja Warrior is one person vs. the obstacle course and there's no competition between contestants. Of course the obstacle courses are more challenging in Ninja Warrior because the challenge of the show is can you complete the whole thing, American Gladiator is can you do these obstacle courses better than your opponent/can you do these tasks with a 300 pound gladiator on your back.
...holy freaking god.
Yes.
This is amazing.
We need to get Madden as one of the commentators.
....American Gladiators 2k7 better be fucking top tier...or I will riot.
-SH
have u ever listened to madden commentate. heres a play by play of madden doing gladiators
"well..the point of this game is to not get beat."
"He's gonna not to get hit by the gladiator."
"His best strategy is to not get knocked out."
and those will probably be his most intelligent comments.
StuartHayden
08-23-2007, 03:03 PM
have u ever listened to madden commentate. heres a play by play of madden doing gladiators
"well..the point of this game is to not get beat."
"He's gonna not to get hit by the gladiator."
"His best strategy is to not get knocked out."
and those will probably be his most intelligent comments.
Exactly why we should.
We need to get Vince Russo to hire new Gladiators as well and develop story lines for them.............................................. .................................................. ....................../suicide
-SH
As much as this news brings joy to my day, I still can't help but hope for a WMAC Masters return. That show was the truth.
Raziel321
08-23-2007, 03:06 PM
*disappointed sigh* maybe they'll have new episodes of Seinfeld in heaven...
I don't think it's fair to compare the two. American Gladiator is about direct competition, both between the contestants and the contestants vs the gladiators. Ninja Warrior is one person vs. the obstacle course and there's no competition between contestants. Of course the obstacle courses are more challenging in Ninja Warrior because the challenge of the show is can you complete the whole thing, American Gladiator is can you do these obstacle courses better than your opponent/can you do these tasks with a 300 pound gladiator on your back.
I'm not really comparing, I'm just saying the entire point of ninja warrior is that its ONE BIG ELIMINATOR... and nothing else. and its only one player. like I said, the rest of the show is still great.
Ferdinandz
08-23-2007, 03:10 PM
Ewww TV
jae hoon
08-23-2007, 03:17 PM
Sweet god this is awesome. Assault for the motherfucking win.
As much as this news brings joy to my day, I still can't help but hope for a WMAC Masters return. That show was the truth.
wuts funny is i've met alot of the people who were gladiators or at least worked on the show.
my old tkd teacher worked on the show behind the scenes.
my current teacher was taught some stuff by like tsunami haha and a few others.
Chachi
08-23-2007, 03:36 PM
JR needs to preside over commentating duties for Joust.
BAH GAWD HE HIT EM WITH THE NERF STICK
jae hoon
08-23-2007, 03:39 PM
JR needs to preside over commentating duties for Joust.
BAH GAWD HE HIT EM WITH THE NERF STICK
THE LIGHTS ARE ON BRIGHT COLE
Debaser
08-23-2007, 03:41 PM
There is no way in hell this can be better than Ninja Warrior, where their competitors where little to no protective gear while traversing obstacle courses much more difficult than anything I've seen on US television. On top of which, only a few people have ever made it to the end. Ever.
...stupid sue happy Americans, I want to see people hurting themselves doing stupid shit and pushing themselves as hard as they can for no other reason to say that they did it...
--jedi\/\/.
DO THEY HAVE GIANT TWEEZERS? I DIDN'T THINK SO.
katraqueyous
08-23-2007, 03:45 PM
Whats the name of the game on AG where the guys are crawling/racing on the ceiling?
Power Man Fox
08-23-2007, 03:47 PM
What was that one show called? Battle dome? It's prolly gonna be like that.
LightningStorm
08-23-2007, 03:49 PM
Oh WTF?! Gladiators?!?!
SWEEEEEET!
I loved this show then... Here's hoping (like everyone else) that NBC doesn't fuck it up.
Muff Daddy
08-23-2007, 03:49 PM
they need to bring back Malibu. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=VGDwScgb_Y0)
Calcal
08-23-2007, 03:54 PM
Whats the name of the game on AG where the guys are crawling/racing on the ceiling?
Sky track.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbkr81SEAMo
bring back rico!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rico_Constantino
Muff Daddy: i want w/e malibu is taking.
Team Cable
08-23-2007, 05:12 PM
Well, obviously the thread is lying since Beverly Hills, 90210 isn't coming back.
But I will settle for Gladiators. I too liked WMAC Masters, but it seemed kinda ghey knowing how the shit was choreographed worse than any low-budget martial arts film.
Battledome was also pretty cool. It reminded me of a bastard brother to Gladiators. T-Money was my favorite. That nigga kicked ass.
And I think NBC will do a good job. Dog Eat Dog was good, but mostly because the great tits and ass of female contestants and the tits and ass of Brooke Burns.
i remember zap. she was...um...a lot of girl :sweat:
Biolink
08-23-2007, 05:43 PM
they need to bring back Malibu. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=VGDwScgb_Y0)
Steve-O?
white shadow
08-23-2007, 05:45 PM
Wonder Years was the greatest show of the 90s for me. Thank Jeebus the TV execs weren't thinking of resurrecting it.
TrunksSS3
08-23-2007, 05:49 PM
i still remember the family matters episode where carl and steve went at it on american gladiators.
i remember that episode =]] lolz
i used to always watch it....will it be as good as it was back then?? hmmm
colguile
08-23-2007, 06:01 PM
Might as well bring back roller jam too while you're at it.
Warrior's Dreams
08-23-2007, 06:05 PM
they need to bring back Malibu. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=VGDwScgb_Y0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGDwScgb_Y0
This Malibu interview is priceless. Its like Steve-O on 'roids
Bring back Larry Csonka!
RPGv2
08-23-2007, 06:30 PM
READY RED!!!!!!!!!!
READY BLUE!!!!!!
Am I the only one scared of a next gen American Gladiators game. :confused:
8-bit
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yCaWs2cm_hM
16-bit
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6CE63fqGDac
voodazz
08-23-2007, 06:57 PM
I hope they keep the old theme song
Warrior's Dreams
08-23-2007, 07:00 PM
READY RED!!!!!!!!!!
READY BLUE!!!!!!
Am I the only one scared of a next gen American Gladiators game. :confused:
8-bit
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yCaWs2cm_hM
16-bit
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6CE63fqGDac
Those games were horrible! Still, I wouldnt mind a 3d version of Assault. That was one of my favorite American Gladiator events
katraqueyous
08-23-2007, 07:08 PM
Might as well bring back roller jam too while you're at it.
I used to watch that shit on TNN. Some of those chicks were hot in those outfits.
GreyFoxx
08-23-2007, 07:27 PM
-sings theme song- Man good stuff...and them ladies...
goodm0urning
08-23-2007, 09:41 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about Batman: The Animated Series.
Lucretz
08-23-2007, 09:50 PM
Yeah, one of my friends told me about this. Hahaha. Fucking awesome.
SNES American Gladiators was the shit. Getting stuck on the Wall was a bitch. Fuckin' Atlasphere with those shitty ass controls, and when the Gladiator ball would hit you it wouldn't move you in the opposite direction or anything, you would just get stuck against them. Mashing L and R to run through the Eliminator. Good times. :tup:
4Play
08-23-2007, 11:55 PM
Battledome was also pretty cool. It reminded me of a bastard brother to Gladiators. T-Money was my favorite. That nigga kicked ass.
I always knew T-Money was chump change.
American Gladiator was great, but I would love it if a follow up was made for WMAC Masters, especially that ending. Tsunami:annoy:!!!
TornadoFlame
08-24-2007, 12:12 AM
I totally got baited with the misleading title. I thought you were gonna tell me about Zack Morris, Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Turtle, Screech Powers or something. American Gladiators is good though nonetheless. Also, did like WMAC Masters. Chameleon was pretty hot but damn that Tsunami. Hakim the Machine was a beast though. I remember when he won the Dragon Star. We was like "A BLACK CHAMP" Yup that's right, a black champ :lol:
Son Them All
08-24-2007, 12:27 AM
JR needs to preside over commentating duties for Joust.
BAH GAWD HE HIT EM WITH THE NERF STICK
FROM HELL FROM HELL GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY HE BROKE HIM IN HALF!!
Goddamn I'm hyped, both because Gladiators2K7 will be that shit and I guessed right when I read the thread title.
Who was the black dude who looked like Montel Williams?
I hated that guy, for some reason.
Phobos
08-24-2007, 01:19 AM
That show was so hot during that time, just like InlivingColor.
Warrior's Dreams
08-24-2007, 02:40 AM
-sings theme song- Man good stuff...and them ladies...
IF they dont have the theme song on the show, man, thatd just kill it for me
RockBogart
08-24-2007, 03:15 AM
What would be even MORE awesome? If they brought back WMAC fuckin Masters, son.
That shits faker the prowrestling. Waste of fucking time.
That shits faker the prowrestling. Waste of fucking time.
lol no duh. its funny cuz my old tkd teacher worked on the show. he has clippings from the paper all over the place.
SlayerofBodom
08-24-2007, 03:41 AM
As excited as I am about this, the following statement from the article made me pause;
Plestis said he is also inspired by the original UK version of Gladiators that preceded the US incarnation, which had more of a focus on the characters and the backstories of the contestants,
The great thing about the first run of American Gladiators was that it was all action; no extended interviews with boring, mumbling contestants, no emotional backstories, just lots and lots of running, hitting, and swinging.
Now, they want to change a proven formula to further appeal to sexually frustrated 50 year old white trash housewives who married a redneck with a beer belly.
In the process, guys are simply going to get bored waiting for the actual events, all while being bombarded with this emotional bullshit.
The emphasis on the background story is also the same reason the Olympics on NBC were damn near unwatchable; instead of showing the fucking sport, the viewer is treated to a five-minute clip of the tragedy of Third-rate Athlete's pet cat Fluffy dying, followed by poorly-done highlights if the event is over three minutes long.
I mean, if you were watching the football game on Sunday, would you want to be subjected to constant video footage of players talking about their lives and families? No? You say you couldn't give a shit less about them as human beings, and just want to see some fucking football?
It's a shame the American Gladiator producers haven't figured this out.
Autocrat1
08-24-2007, 06:24 AM
So much good shit in this thread and in my pants :rofl:
Battledome was also pretty cool. It reminded me of a bastard brother to Gladiators. T-Money was my favorite. That nigga kicked ass.
Terry Motherfuckin' Crews $tW. (blatant Shift+4)
He should take another timeout from acting, get on here and call himself "EVERYONE HATES DIS"
Hell put every Terry on here...Terry Tate, Terry Crews, Terry Bradshaw...
...Terry Bogard...
Nerdgasm.
Nerf Gauntlet better be back.
DAMN SKIPPY
What would be even MORE awesome? If they brought back WMAC fuckin Masters, son.
As much as this news brings joy to my day, I still can't help but hope for a WMAC Masters return. That show was the truth.
American Gladiator was great, but I would love it if a follow up was made for WMAC Masters, especially that ending. Tsunami:annoy:!!!
FREE NO HOMO PASSES FOR EVERYONE!! :lovin:
i still remember the family matters episode where carl and steve went at it on american gladiators.
Man, this thread is KILLING me with the nostalgia-Groove.
Assault for the motherfucking win.
I fondly remember Wesley "Two Scoops" Berry beasting on DAT AG like Daigo with a broken Start button.
But if they put in the aforementioned, boring sadsack stories for the contestants and shit...that actually would make me root the Gladiators ALL the time which wasn't always the case (due to the many likeable underdogs in the no-drama B.S. version).
OH?! BULLETBALL™ WASN'T A HIGH-CALIBER POINT IN YOU LIFE, YOU SAY? JOUST IN YO MOUF BITCH :mad:
JR needs to preside over commentating duties for Joust.
BAH GAWD HE HIT EM WITH THE NERF STICK
During Breakthrough and Conquer:
HE'S RUNNING LIKE A SCALDED DAWG KING!
I thought this thread was going to be about Batman: The Animated Series.
:rofl: God-Tier!
First Bear Grylls, then senior citizens (including Bob Barker), then Joey Chestnut, now this.
2007 = The year of Manliness.
Luigi-Bo 87
08-24-2007, 06:57 AM
So much good shit in this thread and in my pants :rofl:
Terry Motherfuckin' Crews $tW. (blatant Shift+4)
2007 = The year of Manliness.
That was muthafuckin' Terry Crews?!:rofl: Damn, son! WMAC would be hot if if came back. I still remember that blackout episode and the montage about that blue ninga dude (forgot his name). Need to go buy some fuckin' VCR tapes, this shit is gonna be an instant classic!
Satomiblood
08-24-2007, 07:02 AM
Aww, I was expecting this thread to be about the Wonder Years.
Luigi-Bo 87
08-24-2007, 08:23 AM
Aww, I was expecting this thread to be about the Wonder Years.
:rofl: Man, I wanted to fuck the shit out of Winnie Cooper when I was younger. I made sure I caught that shit every night, son!
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