My friend just told me he got his g/f pregnant...

[Dataika]

He wants to know he should do?

What do you guys recommend?

Scenario 1:
People's Elbow her stomach. Wait till she's asleep and throw your elbow pad on her face and drop the elbow on her kid?

Scenario 2:
Take her to a "dr's appointment" and detour to the abortion clinic and in the waiting room lock her in the crossface until she agrees to one.

Scenario 3:
No explanation needed.

Scenario 4:
Needs no explanation

[Debaser]

Falcon Punch!

[akumachan]

Im voting for the stairs.


-AC
cause pregnant women falling down a flight of stairs = funny ^_^

[xero15]

make sure that it aint a preg trap

[GuMz]

handle it

[RoninChaos]

Jesus Christ.

[4Play]

Bah Gawd! Stunner Stunner!

[Son Them All]

Dudley's got a good idea (http://www.newwavemugen.com/~zweifuss/colorswap.php?pcolorstring=DudleyPalette.bin&pcolornum=16&pname=dudley/dudley-wpwk.gif)

[The_Dragon]

Jesus Christ.

Hey, at least he didn't cop out on grabbing Brooke Hogans titties.

The Handle It Like A Man and Stairs option should be merged, by the way, as they are the same.

[RoninChaos]

Hey, at least he didn't cop out on grabbing Brooke Hogans titties.

The Handle It Like A Man and Stairs option should be merged, by the way, as they are the same.

Cop out? When was the last time you got near a pair of titties when you didn't have 20 bucks in your hand?

[Biolink]

Lawl at how guys react when their girlfriends tell them they are pregnant.

He got no choice,but to handle that shit.

That or the worse alternative and pay child support for 18 years...

But yeah,he should just do whatever he can to make her feel better,and do what he can to be involved in the child's life and a good father

[Zor]

He wants to know he should do?

What do you guys recommend?

Watch Menace to Society & take notes.

[Alzarath]

Put you in his will. That fucker's done.

[jswey]

get a dna test on the muarry show, ya dig?

[G.O.T]

Watch Menace to Society & take notes.

Caine, what are you gonna do, huh? Run the streets until you get killed like your cousin?!

[The_Dragon]

Cop out? When was the last time you got near a pair of titties when you didn't have 20 bucks in your hand?

Probably the same time you had to make an excuse as to why you copped out on grabbing those titties.

[DS]

-AC
cause pregnant women falling down a flight of stairs = funny ^_^

You need to post more. And yes, pregnant chicks falling down stairs is always an awesome thing. It's a 50/50 and you NEVER know the turnout. This shit is it's own main event.

Cop out? When was the last time you got near a pair of titties when you didn't have 20 bucks in your hand?


Hey, now......That's how some of us roll.

[scrubydan]

parry that.

[Hunter D]

Tell him to punch in the stomach and then eat whatever comes out. If the umbilical cord is good for people I can only imagine how good the still born child would be. I might just add ten years to your friend's life.

[RoninChaos]

Probably the same time you had to make an excuse as to why you copped out on grabbing those titties.

You mean like the excuse you gave the cops when they tried to figure out why you were hanging out at play grounds? I heard cops don't tend to believe "She said she was 18" when the kid can't spell her own name without help.

I had no idea some people had to live vicariously through various other people on the internet. Sorry I let you down by not getting to a mall and grabbing a pair of tits you could only dream about grabbing.

[RushedDown]

only thing he can do is man the fuck up unless its a trap and its not his or the bitch is lying

but yeah...... either way he is fuckin up

[The_Dragon]

You mean like the excuse you gave the cops when they tried to figure out why you were hanging out at play grounds? I heard cops don't tend to believe "She said she was 18" when the kid can't spell her own name without help.

I had no idea some people had to live vicariously through various other people on the internet. Sorry I let you down by not getting to a mall and grabbing a pair of tits you could only dream about grabbing.

I know it must be easy for you to confuse children with women when those you date have the breast size and intelligence of the former, but for me, it hasn't been a problem. Oh, and I'm sorry you didn't have the balls to not cop out too, son.

[SuicidalGrandpa]

Be cool, wrap your tool!

[RoninChaos]

Oh snizzap!

I can't flame members past 04. Feels like I'm picking on retarded children because they can't add.

Seriously, who are you? Did I really offend you by not getting arrested? I had no idea I'd let you down. I got a bunch of PMs from people really upset that I didn't do something stupid enough to get myself arrested. I'm kinda shocked that people would take a joke thread so seriously.

[sealhunta]

well his girlfriend should realize that they cant afford a kid and Abort dat, get a reset done to her ovaries.

or if she can afford to have one, then go for it

[The_Dragon]

Oh snizzap!

I can't flame members past 04. Feels like I'm picking on retarded children because they can't add.

Seriously, who are you? Did I really offend you by not getting arrested? I had no idea I'd let you down.

Oh snap. I didn't realize I had to have that 1337 join date. My bad, right? It's okay though, I understand your lack of manliess must be a "sensitive" issue for you, and I won't press you further.

Cry Ronin Cry?

[RoninChaos]

I love black cock. It makes the asshole loose!

... uh.

... okay.

[Zor]

I love black cock. It makes the asshole loose!

Synikal, is that you?

[The_Dragon]

Is editing my posts the best you can do to win? Honestly amusing.

Once again, on the topic at hand, how long has he known said g/f?

[SNAAAAKE]

"ARE YOU OKKAYY BUSTAAH WOOOFF !!" that shit down:nunchuck:

[debs]

blodia punch.

[TornadoFlame]

Just repeat the words from the Mouse Trap board game song and start building the trap.

[Azrael]

Your friend, if he is an avid lover of the stairs as I suspect he might be, may want to take that route. I vote escalator, for the infinite.

However, realistically speaking, sadly the girl holds all the power in this case. If he doesn't want the kid, then he's gotta find a way to convince her to abort it. Perhaps she doesn't want it either, so it'll be an easy task. If she's on the fence about it, it'll take a caring, supportive hand to help her fall on the desired side.

If she's just not gonna do it, or hell, maybe he wants the kid...well, its time for some things to change in his life. Luckily, he'll have half a year to think things out and get himself ready.

GL whichever way it works out.

[debs]

trying to convince a female to get an abortion has to be one of the hardest things to do in life. hopefully none of you ever have to deal with that (and don't put yourself in that situation) but shit...thats when you realize that females have damn near 100% of the power in a relationship.

[ArcadeFire]

Abortion FTW.

[Yos]

Donkey Punch that shit! Or handle it like a man.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

Abortion FTW.


damn, no punchlines or nothing. just straight to it :lol:

[SNAAAAKE]

GIGATON PUNCH DAT SHIT DOWN SON !!!! :rock:

[kempobot]

Good Fuckin' Gawd! No disrespecting the stairs, but am i the only one who still believes that abortions are an unhealthy life decision?! :looney: How old's the guy? Tell him to man the fuck up. I don't know about you, but I'd wouldn't be able to live with myself if 20 years down the road, something like this finally sinks in and haunts me to my grave...

[BIGWORM]

My condolences.

[0746]

fuck her dead

[Phobos]

Tell him good luck, with that child support payment later:looney:.One word: DNA testing. And don't sign shit!

[Zor]

All bullshit aside, talking to her about adoption would be the best choice if they're too young and not financially stable enough to raise a child.

[maxx]

GIGATON PUNCH DAT SHIT DOWN SON !!!! :rock:

quote co-sign w/e i agree with this man. this is the updated form of abortion

and lol@mini flame battle with random no named poster and ronin.

[Weeks]

dude's got some balls stepping to a mod. i'll give him that.

but on topic, i'll say man up and take care of your shit. i wanted to get an abortion too, when i found out my chica was pregnant. but we decided against it, and now i'm glad we did.

[maxx]

dude's got some balls stepping to a mod. i'll give him that.

but on topic, i'll say man up and take care of your shit. i wanted to get an abortion too, when i found out my chica was pregnant. but we decided against it, and now i'm glad we did.

lol may your child never find out you did. i can see the hate they would bring to your life the moment they found out.

[Weeks]

if srk is around 12 years from now, then i'm fucked

then again i can just say 'that decision isn't irreversible son'

[maxx]

if srk is around 12 years from now, then i'm fucked

then again i can just say 'that decision isn't irreversible son'

oh man please use the "I brought you into this world and i can take you out."

[pherai]

Where the fuck is the Hail Mary on here?

[Legendary Gokou]

If she doesn't want to get an abortion, another option is having the child up for adoption. That way you don't regret throwing away a life and at the same time give it a financially supportive family.

[masher]

Scenario 5: Beg your friend to let you bang his g/f cuz there ain't no fucking like fucking an impregnable snatch,and then nuttin all up and down that ish! :sweat:

[Rekka1210]

Unforgivable!

[BananaWeed]

LOL this thread is too good.

You should make sure the kid's yours. Some crazy bitches go to great lengths to trap a man.

[Striderhyru05]

let me ask you something brother

[Weeks]

oh yeah, tell him to get a paternity test with the quickness. i don't care if he's gotta do it on the sly, or whatever, just get it done.

i did one with my g/f just to be sure. with a woman, you can never, ever tell.

Shit, go all out, book Maury and have a good time with it

edit: sweet, 10,000th post

[w1r3d]

if it really is his, he should man up.

[bill_rizer]

Your friends reply to her when she told him the news should have been "congratulations"

[Alzarath]

Just tag out imo. You gots no meter left anyway.

[Carpet Lint]

Scenario 1: People's Elbow her stomach
Scenario 2: Crippler Crossface her at the abortion clinic until she taps out and agrees to an abortion
Scenario 3: Stone Cold Stun her stomach down a flight of stairs
Scenario 4: Handle it like a man
Ah, so this is one of those A, B, C, or "all of the above" multiple choice questions.

Lol @ Dragon trying to make a name for himself by taking on the biggest, baddest, and whitest dragon there is. Shoot for the stars, cowboy.

[Autocrat1]

Bah Gawd! Stunner Stunner!
I voted for Snitsky. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cdSClCCyBE)

[Lv.32 Z-Ism Rose]

Patternity test taht shit down if there is even the slightest doubt. Preferably, do it before you sign the birth certificate. once your name is on that paper, it is OVER. Even if you are found not to be the father but your name is on that paper, you are still liable for that child support for a good long while.

Of course, if you wait until he is born, then go on teh Maury Povich show! Work on your victory dance/walk-run of shame. Make it memorable:lol:

[RoninChaos]

Ah, so this is one of those A, B, C, or "all of the above" multiple choice questions.

Lol @ Dragon trying to make a name for himself by taking on the biggest, baddest, and whitest dragon there is. Shoot for the stars, cowboy.

I think it's kinda funny, actually. I guess I let down the internet. Dude's probably 3 seconds from slashing his wrists. Even Zor was like "Why's he talking? Who is he?" lol

So you consider "man up" as doing ALL the options above lol

[Javi]

hanger ftw.

[Lantis]

I think it's kinda funny, actually. I guess I let down the internet. Dude's probably 3 seconds from slashing his wrists. Even Zor was like "Why's he talking? Who is he?" lol

So you consider "man up" as doing ALL the options above lol

But...it was true! You didn't take your vitamins or said your prayers, and got intimidated by those 24-inch pythons. :sad:

So let me ask you one thing, Leigh....
























WHATCHA GONNA DO?




















...when the 2005 nOObs try to run wild on YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU???!

[Obkb]

If she's sexxxy and knows how to cook... he should handle his shit and be glad.

If she's a nightfighter (watch eddie griffin stand-up), he should move to mexico and send her and Ashton Kutcher postcard that says "Punk'd!" on it.

[HeaT]

Oh snizzap!

I can't flame members past 04. Feels like I'm picking on retarded children because they can't add.

Seriously, who are you? Did I really offend you by not getting arrested? I had no idea I'd let you down. I got a bunch of PMs from people really upset that I didn't do something stupid enough to get myself arrested. I'm kinda shocked that people would take a joke thread so seriously.

didnt you know, the only way to please srk is to do stuff that gets you arrested...thats how the new cats roll now...im going to start a thread about robbing a bank now and grabbing the tellers titties on the survailence camera...

im outi

Roberth

[Shion]

hanger ftw.

BRUTALITY!

Obviously your man should man up and handle his business, but he should also consider the People's Elbow especially if he can get a crowd going.

[sir_arthur]

handle it dude...

[Luigi-Bo 87]

BRUTALITY!

Obviously your man should man up and handle his business, but he should also consider the People's Elbow especially if he can get a crowd going.

Oh my god, too retarted!:rofl:

[Javid]

Wow, how old is this friend of yours? I guess he should have known that there are consequences for sticking his dick in her without wrapping it up. Plain and simple. Handle that shit like a man and take full responsibility for it.

More importantly, we are talking about a life here. I think the main focus should be the well being of the child to be and not his fucked up decisions. At any rate, you should be a good friend and be supportive of him.

[RoninChaos]

But...it was true! You didn't take your vitamins or said your prayers, and got intimidated by those 24-inch pythons. :sad:

So let me ask you one thing, Leigh....


WHATCHA GONNA DO?


...when the 2005 nOObs try to run wild on YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU???!

I'm gonna whip out the ban hammer cause I'm too tired to argue with people who are completely irrelevant. lol

Seriously though, I don't give two shits. I'm about to team up with Roberth and start smashin' banks and grabbin' titties cause I feel the need to impress the fucking internet. Like I got nothing else to do but pretend that shit is important to me. I guess the only thing more pathetic than that is impressing some used up douche bag from Colorado by doing some shit that would have got me arrested.

WHERE'S MY GUN?!

[Zor]

I think it's kinda funny, actually. I guess I let down the internet. Dude's probably 3 seconds from slashing his wrists. Even Zor was like "Why's he talking? Who is he?" lol

So you consider "man up" as doing ALL the options above lol

That shit was like watching wrestling when I was a kid. Back when if it wasn't Wrestlemania or SummerSlam or something, some bum who just walked in off the street was taking on Hulk Hogan. Even at that age I was thinking why in the fuck am I watching this and why in the fuck is he even wrestling this guy?

[Dan?]

That shit was like watching wrestling when I was a kid. Back when if it wasn't Wrestlemania or SummerSlam or something, some bum who just walked in off the street was taking on Hulk Hogan. Even at that age I was thinking why in the fuck am I watching this and why in the fuck is he even wrestling this guy?

Cause that's Hulkamania for ya Brothaaaaaa!

On topic, kid needs to man up or stairs it, no pussy-footin in the middle ground.

On the fight, wtf is this youngin tryin to do against Ronin? It's like Ronin's limbs don't even have to form the Megazord, they can just kill him 15 minutes into the episode and head back to the juice bar.

[Slide]

It was The_Dragon against the world, and he just wasn't good enough.

There's been times here when someone that was nameless made a name for themselves by stepping up to much more known members of GD.

It's the fast track, one way or the other.

[Zor]

On the fight, wtf is this youngin tryin to do against Ronin? It's like Ronin's limbs don't even have to form the Megazord, they can just kill him 15 minutes into the episode and head back to the juice bar.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[The Damned]

Wow, how old is this friend of yours? I guess he should have known that there are consequences for sticking his dick in her without wrapping it up. Plain and simple.

I'm glad you're some kind of voyuer considering this would be an otherwise baseless assumption due to Dataika not mentioning that anywhere in the thread. It's possible for condoms to fail, especially if they're put incorrectly as apparently a lot of people do, and even then....

As for you're little, "it's a life/man-up" Lifetime channel spiel, he needs to make sure the bastard is his if he can't convince her or force her--I voted the second option--to get an (official) abortion. That shit happens way more often than people think because, lo and behold, women like sex as well, even if they don't act like it most of the time.

Either way, I don't really care as long as this "friend" isn't actually Dataika himself.

Ugh. Now I need to start of contingencies if someone I know gets pregnant (not by me of course, I'm not that stupid). I guess I could always spell some oil on their stairs....

[R.P.D rookie]

*Contemplates attacking Ronin while his guard is down.....


Before that however, this is an interesting situation. By interesting I mean a situation that happens too many times in one day all over this country. I'd say, if the girlfriend is for the abortion, maybe that's an option. If not, then adoption could be the next step. If the girlfriend wants the kid, then it's time to start eating nails for breakfast and get tough cause shit is gonna get complicated.

I'd hope he would learn a lesson from this if things do work out in his favor but I get the feeling it won't. I mean nothing wrong with having a good time but everyone knows there comes that chance with fooling around that pregnancy is just one thing that can happen. I'm not saying swear off sex but pace yourself with it until you get a good financial foundation beneath yourself and THEN go hogwild with it. Then, if something does happen, you can handle it without having to lose your mind.

[Carpet Lint]

I just assumed "handle it like a man" also meant throwing her down the stairs. I can't think of too many things maniler than that off the top of my head.

Haha my bad, SRK.

I respect Dragon's raw unbridled ambition, if nothing else. I get it. Sometimes that's just how you gotta roll. You can sit at the table all night playing conservatively and win a couple of odd pots here and there…or you can push it all in the middle and go for the big money and the fabulous prizes.

True, they say you can’t lose what you don’t put in the middle. But you can’t win much either.

…you know…just that…usually guys who go all in on those bigs hands do it with more than pocket twos.

But I GET IT, you know? I took on some big names back when I was a youngin’ as well. I still remember going at GameboyGTS and Naslectronical in one of the early Superman vs. Goku threads…and getting absolutely SHAT on. Like cats today think they got it hard – nah, this site wasn’t half as forgiving back then. I got raped by the best, back when they could still be the best. That’s why everyone’s so soft and doughy now. It’s like back then when parents could still straight up whup their kids, compared to now when they gotta worry about those loser child safety activists that say it’s abuse to spank your child. Kids grow up soft, they don’t know the meaning of pain.

It was all deserved though, I was like arguing even Post-Crisis Supes could do it. They didn’t know who the fuck I was – they probably still don’t because I haven’t seen either post in like three years and who the fuck remembers shit like this – but I’ve been there before, I understand the raw ambitious HATE in the young blood that courses through those veins.

You can either toil it out, put in your years and slowly work your way up to the SRK Illuminati, or you can try and take a short cut. And even if you put in the years, there’s still no guarantee. Like how Dan?’s e-penis girth is suddenly comparable to mine? Dude, what the fuck? I paid my dues – how’d he fast track me? Fuck this shit.

So I say to the hotshots that want a bigger piece of the SRK pie…go ahead, take your shots. Keep these guys on their toes. The day that Ronin can’t slap a 2005 bitchass back into the Mesoic Era is the day he no longer deserves to be Ronin. If you can’t handle the new blood, then you’re washed up, like that faggotass Adam Warlock, who has not posted one enjoyable post in over two years now.

Yeah, I said it. WUT!?!

I've completely off-topic here now, by the way. I apologize.

[HeaT]

I'm gonna whip out the ban hammer cause I'm too tired to argue with people who are completely irrelevant. lol

Seriously though, I don't give two shits. I'm about to team up with Roberth and start smashin' banks and grabbin' titties cause I feel the need to impress the fucking internet. Like I got nothing else to do but pretend that shit is important to me. I guess the only thing more pathetic than that is impressing some used up douche bag from Colorado by doing some shit that would have got me arrested.

WHERE'S MY GUN?!

natural born killers, porno style son...

im outi

Roberth

[Irennicus]

*Snip*

Off topic: Why the fuck didn't you grab Brooke Hogan's chest?

[Demon Dash]

Solution...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2VunLTw1zw

[ReloadChapstick]

First of all, he needs to check if the kid is really his.

If it is, tell him to talk to the girl nicely, 'cause there's no way you're going to piss off a python and then try to get it to cooperate with you.

She basically has him in the palm of her hands right now. So he just needs to talk some sense into her, nicely. If they can't afford to take care of the kid then he needs to get that into her head and either go with A) an abortion or B) put the kid up for adoption. If they can support the kid then tell him to man up, face the consequences and take responsibility.

[pherai]

A paternity test should be the last thing you do. You asking for a paternity test is you making the assertion that your girl cheated on you, so you basically rule out any chance of convincing her to get an abortion or adoption.

[pwnagemachine]

Tell him to give her a surprise abortion. You just gotta find that special moment to do it. For example:

Him: Babe, I've got something to tell *gets on one knee* Will you....

Her: Oh baby! *hands cover face, revealing stomach*

Him: *his eyes gleam as she takes the bait* FALLLCOOONNNN PUUNNNNCCCHH!!!!! *SSBM knockout ping rings fetus takes 110% damage*

Him: *Balrog pose winning pose* I GOT PAIDDD!!!!

[Ferdinandz]

bail out

[BEWD]

*Sigh* This is all so simple.


Crouching Fierce.

[jsheppar]

option 4 is redundant, all the answers are indicative of a real man

[SuicidalGrandpa]

*Sigh* This is all so simple.


Crouching Fierce.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Goddammit, why'd you go and make me lolirl at werk? I'm gettin' weird glances now.

Anyway, Abortion would be my first choice, but if not...I have no idea, guess he's fucked

[ViciousSLASH]

Big Poppa Lays is mad.

YOU MAD.

Just tell your friend to raise the baby free range.

That way, the baby THINKS it's free, but you can still eat it later.

[akumachan]

You need to post more. And yes, pregnant chicks falling down stairs is always an awesome thing. It's a 50/50 and you NEVER know the turnout. This shit is it's own main event.

.

Im trying to post more :) but I fail mostly.

and whoever said a punch in the stomach has no sense of style. Because there's something truly romantic about the way pregos fall down stairs. Its almost poetic.

-AC
*cries a bit*

[Kid Wonder]

This is full of win, but the question begs to be asked......................where's the OP?