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Autocrat1
08-24-2007, 07:59 AM
For those who don't know WTF is going on in this mug (http://youtube.com/results?search_type=search_videos&search_query=wmac%20masters&search_sort=video_date_uploaded&search_category=0&search=Search&v=)


Yeah, there's a lot of off-topic stuff as of late regarding this cheesy yet addictive awesomeness that is Ho Sung Pak going Lui Kang on ninjas acting like Power Ranger Putties so here's the official thread.

That announcer was top-fucking-tier. Coincidentally, he and Shao Kahn (MK2) almost simultaneously redefined announcing in martial-arts related gimmicks at the time. Imagine him in MVC2: "Thanks for playing...Marvel. Vs. Capcom. 2. Your name will. Be inscribed...in. Fighting. History. :rofl:

I wished they finished the cliffhanger with that ninja who suddenly started whupping niggas and stealing shit. It had to been somehow who "quit" WMAC or stole the star I think. Tsunami?


EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WMAC_Masters - OH SNAP THEY DID...SPOILERS lmao


Bam...lmao...I remember him with the long skinny ponytails doing katas with his almost look-a-like son...god that was creepy...

Anyway, CONTROVERSIAL TIER TIME! (Note: this is from who I remember from several episodes, some peeps are missing)

God-Tier: Yin-Muthafuckin-Yang Man, Black Widow, Warlock, Ho Sung Pak, Hakim The Machine, Turbo

High-Tier: TSUNAMI!!!1, Lady Lightning, Great Wolf, Star Warrior, Wizard, Shannon Lee (lol)

Mid-Tier: Tarantula, Cyclone, Olympus, Kid Carmichael, Chameleon

Low-Tier: Red Dragon, Princess, Tiger Claw <--- YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT!!!

Puzzle Fighter Dan Tier: Bam, Baby Doll, Ho Young Pak lol?


DRAGON BELT STA-TUS: FULL OF WIN.

Biolink
08-24-2007, 08:03 AM
Cheesiest show I have ever seen.

That's said,I remember this Asian guy with like a Blue Mountain or wave on the front of his warm up suit,kicking all kinds of ass

cain[e]
08-24-2007, 08:06 AM
Lawl Tsunami was the best. Him and Wizard were always ruining people's shit.

Alzarath
08-24-2007, 08:11 AM
<-- Warlock fanboi

Biolink
08-24-2007, 08:21 AM
Lulz.

Bruce Leeroy(The Last Dragon)was on the show.

Daddyneptune
08-24-2007, 08:38 AM
They never finish that show. It was hot back when we where in elementary school.

Murt!
08-24-2007, 08:46 AM
Hakim the Machine >>> all

Figcoinc
08-24-2007, 09:09 AM
Tsunami FTW!

donaldducktm
08-24-2007, 09:16 AM
I miss this show =(

Red Dragon FTW!1

Gimpy
08-24-2007, 09:29 AM
Lulz.

Bruce Leeroy(The Last Dragon)was on the show.



Only in a flashback. :sad: He would have whipped everyone if he tapped into THE GLOW

tajiri
08-24-2007, 11:11 AM
shannon lee<3

close thread.

:/

MrBlank
08-24-2007, 03:45 PM
Bulletball (a high caliber table game) is a wayyyy better sport then this. everything is choreographed, where as bulletball is all skills all day son... what you know about 13 year old girl tournament champions...

nothing cause your too busy watching choreographed soap operas about a false belt :arazz:

Alzarath
08-24-2007, 03:54 PM
Bulletball is all-powerful, but don't knock WMAC. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is akin to treason around here..

4Play
08-24-2007, 04:04 PM
I would love to bone Shannon Lee. I still remember that one episode where two of the fighters were in a "subway station" when an earthquake hit and the whole place fell apart. :lol:

matrix9280
08-24-2007, 04:06 PM
I remember watching this show and thinking Mike Tyson could beat the living daylights out of every one of them.

MrBlank
08-24-2007, 05:05 PM
its funny because bam was probably the only one out of everyone here to gain a lil success after the show...

he went on to make "Taebo" the best self taught exercise discipline ever.

TornadoFlame
08-24-2007, 07:53 PM
Dont know bout ya but Chameleon was fine as hell. Too funny when she was about to grab the Dragonstar and the shit was GONE. But I know who took it....................:rofl:

SlayerofBodom
08-24-2007, 08:21 PM
It was all about Hakim the Machine. That guy was ST Akuma-tier broken, and could probably beat anyone in the cast in a real fight.

D'Nyc3
08-24-2007, 08:23 PM
Hakim the Machine >>> all


Hell yea..

dude is Broken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGfqV5lh_JM

Senjutsu Sensei
08-24-2007, 08:27 PM
Bulletball (a high caliber table game) is a wayyyy better sport then this. everything is choreographed, where as bulletball is all skills all day son... what you know about 13 year old girl tournament champions...

nothing cause your too busy watching choreographed soap operas about a false belt :arazz:

Ha, the original pos(t)er trying to use the obviously high caliber and popularity of Bulletball (a high caliber table game) to get people to come into his thread. It's easy to claim something is greater than something else, especially when you don't have the catchra gates to even attempt something like Bulletball (a high caliber table game), so everybody, don't listen to someone who isn't even a bulletballer (one who bulletballs) yet claims something is better than it.

Rhio2k
08-25-2007, 04:19 AM
I would love to bone Shannon Lee. I still remember that one episode where two of the fighters were in a "subway station" when an earthquake hit and the whole place fell apart. :lol:

Lady Lightning for me. I hated when they added people who were so slow and awkward that even a kid could tell they weren't martial artists...you know, Tracer (so-called Master of multiple styles sucked so bad, he had to perform his exhibition kata with tonfa. Loser) and Chameleon.

Ukyo Tachibana
08-25-2007, 09:46 AM
God-Tier: Yin-Muthafuckin-Yang Man, Black Widow, Warlock, Ho Sung Pak, Hakim The Machine, Turbo

High-Tier: TSUNAMI!!!1, Lady Lightning, Great Wolf, Star Warrior, Wizard, Shannon Lee (lol)

Mid-Tier: Tarantula, Cyclone, Olympus, Kid Carmichael, Chameleon

Low-Tier: Red Dragon, Princess, Tiger Claw <--- YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT!!!

Puzzle Fighter Dan Tier: Bam, Baby Doll, Ho Young Pak lol?


DRAGON BELT STA-TUS: FULL OF WIN.

How can you rank Star Warrior as High Tier and Ho Young Pak as Dan Tier, when they are both the same person. :rofl:

Edit: You are forgetting Panther, the other black dude in the show. He was supposedly the stunt actor for the original Green Ranger.

And most importantly, you're forgetting "Tracer", who was the "bad guy" of the show with Warlock and Tsunami, near the cancellation of the show.

Ukyo Tachibana
08-25-2007, 10:00 AM
its funny because bam was probably the only one out of everyone here to gain a lil success after the show...

he went on to make "Taebo" the best self taught exercise discipline ever.

Chris Casamassa (Red Dragon) was Scorpion in two Mortal Kombat movies.

Rhio2k
08-25-2007, 12:08 PM
Chris Casamassa (Red Dragon) was Scorpion in two Mortal Kombat movies.

And the tv show.

Rioting Soul
08-25-2007, 12:11 PM
Hakim the Machine >>> all

Shang Tsung, Liu Kang >>>>> Hakim the Machine
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Lqh3BswCqk

Son Them All
08-25-2007, 12:11 PM
Hakim the Machine >>> all

Whenever I think about him, I always picture him gettin his shit murked by Shang Tseung and gettin his soul stolen.

Rioting Soul
08-25-2007, 12:18 PM
Edit: You are forgetting Panther, the other black dude in the show. He was supposedly the stunt actor for the original Green Ranger.

All that guy was good for was flipping all over the place.

mastermind
08-25-2007, 01:15 PM
its funny because bam was probably the only one out of everyone here to gain a lil success after the show...

he went on to make "Taebo" the best self taught exercise discipline ever.

You're joking, right? My sarcas-o-meter is in the shop right now.

Willie Johnson != Billy Blanks.

gemdoom
08-25-2007, 06:04 PM
yo red dragon had the belt before how is he low tier?

MrBlank
08-25-2007, 06:15 PM
You're joking, right? My sarcas-o-meter is in the shop right now.

Willie Johnson != Billy Blanks.

:rofl::rofl:

if you did have your meter it would be going off...

i just thought they looked so alike i would refer to the taebo guy as THE BAM teaching exercisers how to "Sweat" at the cost of 20 bucks per dvd.

Rhio2k
08-25-2007, 06:37 PM
All that guy was good for was flipping all over the place.

And flashing those tight-ass fangs. I wanna know where I can get a set like that...

Autocrat1
08-26-2007, 12:51 PM
Ha, the original pos(t)er trying to use the obviously high caliber and popularity of Bulletball (a high caliber table game) to get people to come into his thread. It's easy to claim something is greater than something else, especially when you don't have the catchra gates to even attempt something like Bulletball (a high caliber table game), so everybody, don't listen to someone who isn't even a bulletballer (one who bulletballs) yet claims something is better than it.
My point.
How can you rank Star Warrior as High Tier and Ho Young Pak as Dan Tier, when they are both the same person. :rofl:
Eh, I guess I'm racist. :rofl:

Speaking of racist...

Edit: You are forgetting Panther, the other black dude in the show.

They could've called him something else, now. Like....Lex Steele or something...

Ouroborus
08-26-2007, 01:08 PM
this show brings back good memories

TheSix
08-26-2007, 01:25 PM
This show is THE SHIT. God I miss the 90s. GDLK television.

JackTenrac!
08-26-2007, 01:45 PM
....one choice poll.

- No Superstar or Warlock(as mr. 2nd place)? Com'on. Great shows like this deserve a thread that is accountable for a proper representation.

Warlock was rape. His wushu was great.

Rhio2k
08-26-2007, 02:52 PM
Warlock was rape. His tae kwon do was great.

Fixed for you. I remember the time he kick-raped a masked ninja. The ninja threw a Superman-style punch, and Warlock ducked and moved to the ninja's left side, and fucked him up:
left roundhouse to the back of the knees
right roundhouse to the thigh
left roundhouse to the small of the back
right roundhouse to the solar plexus
left roundhouse to the upper back
right roundhouse to the face
left roundhouse to the back of the head, flipping the ninja over forwards to land on his back.

I swear to god, Hwoarang needs that as a side throw.

Autocrat1
12-04-2007, 01:21 PM
Shit load of episodes on Youtube OMG

http://youtube.com/results?search_type=search_videos&search_query=wmac%20masters&search_sort=video_date_uploaded&search_category=0&search=Search&v=&uploaded=