Did someone on SRK write this?

[Digitalbooty]

http://www.jjmike.com/old_school_games/street%20fighter%20II/default.html


The only part that really made me laugh was the Balrog part. Looks like there are now officially TWO rap songs about the Las Vegas Boxer.

Edit: he also names all the characters in Gief's BG.

[sainthuey]

cool!

Edit: I just posted in this thread because it pretty much flopped and I didn't want you to feel bad for not getting replies:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[defcon]

nah the best was at the end how he breaks down the russkie onlookers in zangief's stage...

"On the left, bearded Papa Yakov jumps up and down for the motherland. To the right, JoJo and Pazovinski (the guys in green coats and hats) also cheer Zangief on. These guys are Russian twin brothers in the military, and they're a lot like The Cobra Twins, but not evil. They usually just play chess. To the right of them is Raskolnikov (I was reading Crime and Punishment at the time) drinking vodka from a bottle."

LOL

[SlayerofBodom]

Digitalbooty, thank you so much.

I've read through JJMike's site, and it's fucking hilarious. I'm already a fan.

[Manx]

This is obviously Ding Dang Doom's or whatever his name is rival's site. If he sees these mad rhymes there gonna be some beef! :tup:

[Rioting Soul]

If there was some indefinable homo-force in the universe that scrambled the psychological structure of someone manly and super not-gay (like Jack Palance) and forced him to become a gay bitch for someone, he’d probably try to be gay with Guile. But of course Guile would just roundhouse the gay right out of Jack and make him straight again. That’s how much of a stud Guile is. This is my third glass of cognac.

filler.

[terracotta]

lol.. good stuff

[matrix9280]

That is cool.

[Digitalbooty]

cool!

Edit: I just posted in this thread because it pretty much flopped and I didn't want you to feel bad for not getting replies:rofl::rofl::rofl:

It's all good. I wasn't sweating the replies. I just wanted to bring it to your guys attention. The dudes in the armani suits at Nin Nin Hall = win.

[white shadow]

A-DIKE-DICK-DOO-KEN!!!

[ChennehCis]

Finally, Guile’s ending was one of the most satisfying endings of any game I’ve ever played. Just as he’s about avenge his friend Charlie’s death by killing M. Bison, Guile’s wife and daughter conveniently show up on the scene. To make a short story shorter, he is forgiven by and reunited with the wife and daughter he deserted. The music evokes sympathy, and the ending is admirably void of any Engrish or awkwardness. Guile’s ending is also the only video game ending I’ve ever wept over, and I don’t care if you think this is nerdy or gay or whatever. FUCK YOU.

:rofl: That site is gold :rofl:

[JJ Mike]

Ha ha, so this is why I just got a good rise in visitors. Thanks guys. I've been meaning to join Shoryuken for a few months now, especially since I'm writing a lot of fighting game stuff. Thanks for giving me added incentive. I also recently finished what I think to be the 10 craziest NES games ever, so you may want to check that out.

[Carpet Lint]

Ha ha, so this is why I just got a good rise in visitors. Thanks guys. I've been meaning to join Shoryuken for a few months now, especially since I'm writing a lot of fighting game stuff. Thanks for giving me added incentive. I also recently finished what I think to be the 10 craziest NES games ever, so you may want to check that out.
Your technique is strong.

[DaDesiCanadian]

nah the best was at the end how he breaks down the russkie onlookers in zangief's stage...

"On the left, bearded Papa Yakov jumps up and down for the motherland. To the right, JoJo and Pazovinski (the guys in green coats and hats) also cheer Zangief on. These guys are Russian twin brothers in the military, and they're a lot like The Cobra Twins, but not evil. They usually just play chess. To the right of them is Raskolnikov (I was reading Crime and Punishment at the time) drinking vodka from a bottle."

LOL

Yeah, easily the best part. :rofl:

Good shit man.

[Okazaki III]

Zangief tries to pull a Daniel LaRusso crane kick

LOL...I've seen this move since 1992 and never once thought about it like this. Great stuff.