So...how would you tell your ex you wanna do the hokey pokey?

[SirFritzalot]

I went to the carribean festival today...and I saw my ex. We're not going out because I thought she was acting real stupid and I cut her. Not on bad terms or anything. Plus she got mad that I was messing with this girl she didn't like. But when I saw her today...and I know she was checking for me, too. Cause you don't convieniently see the same person 4 times in a crowd of 10,000+ people. She gave me a hug and all that. But my goodness...I dun remember her body being that good...Titties was bigger than I remember. And she's always had an ass.

But how would you go back to an ex and try to fuck her again? I don't wanna just call her out the blue and be like "I saw you at the carnival and I forgot how good you looked. Wanna fuck?"

We broke up about a year ago. It wasn't on bad terms as in she doesn't hate me, but like I said she was mad at me at one point for fucking this girl who stole her prom date. Long story...

-Fritz:confused:

[Infernoman]

tell her straight out..."wanna have some fun?" why beat around the bush?

[R.P.D rookie]

What about the other girl from Myspace? :wonder:

[SirFritzalot]

Still talking to her, but...iuno. Let's say I manage women...

-Fritz:badboy:

[Mr_Punkus]

Tell her you want to jumping HP > standing HP > shoryuken her warm baby chamber. Then roll cancel into another state.

[Panicked]

I don't; I just kinda do it. /attempt at sounding cool

[ShinAkumax]

Do you actually need help or do you have it under control?

[doujinshi_2001]

where are the pics

had to ask sorry :rofl:

[BORIStheBLADE]

I would say in my most intellectual voice, " Yo bizzi, Can a playa hit it??

[SirFritzalot]

iuno cause there are factors that are holding me back.

1. She's my sister's friend. I don't want my sister in my business, especially since my sister knows my ways right now. She might talk her out of it. And my sister would cockblock me, cause I "hurt her before".

2. She probably still acts stupid. She's 18...but she be playing childish games and shit.

3. I don't normally go back to my exes...but she's something else. While she be acting childish, she just does stuff to me with that body...

-Fritz:confused:

[Ne0phyte]

But how would you go back to an ex and try to fuck her again? I don't wanna just call her out the blue and be like "I saw you at the carnival and I forgot how good you looked. Wanna fuck?"

That works.

[Muff Daddy]

you tell her in the same way that you let someone know that they're about to get a big fat infraction for swearing in thread titles: you're about to be fucked.

edit: lol@ the hokey pokey.

tell her to let Bruce-Bruce hit it.

wear a Bruce-Bruce name tag.

[Gimpy]

Fritz, weigh the pros and cons with this girl. Me, being the wiser old man that I am, would still talk to her and let it play it self out. You still go this other girl also and trust me, being a playa also means playing yourself eventually.

[SirFritzalot]

whoops...didn't know...sorry?

-Fritz:sweat:

[Infernoman]

I say just fuck it...literally...and pics man of ex. how badly you want to Cr. Fierce her?

[Mr_Punkus]

you tell her in the same way that you let someone know that they're about to get a big fat infraction for swearing in thread titles you're about to be fucked.She would get moist over the mods interaction.

[SirFritzalot]

Well...actually more than the chick from myspace....as hard as that is to believe.

For the simple fact that she's more blessed than Shakihra. And I'm into dark skinned chicks.

And...cause I didn't get to do it while we was going out. Cause she'd always get on my nerves.

-Fritz:sweat:

[Mr_Punkus]

Well...actually more than the chick from myspace....as hard as that is to believe.

For the simple fact that she's more blessed than Shakihra. And I'm into dark skinned chicks.

And...cause I didn't get to do it while we was going out. Cause she'd always get on my nerves.

-Fritz:sweat:That's okay i was out with a dark-skinned chick today. She didn't show enough attention so she got kicked to the curb. Bitch better know about going home alone unless she sucks dick on first meeting. Standard procedure.

[G.O.T]

What is it with you and the guy wth the luffy av always getting cockblocked by somebody regardless of a connection to you? I sense a ominous cloud approaching man.

[ShinAkumax]

It depends on the individuals. It also ain't happening unless somebody has moves. If it does, it leads to those really weird anime couples.

[Gasp]

Tell her you miss the feeling of you and her smashing.
Every other girl was missing something that she had.

aka bullshit to make her feel that shes special and smashed like no other.
of course you'd be lying.

[ckrazy]

I refuse to give out advice/opinions until I see pics =)

[Taichi]

Don't tell 'em

if you do, then they won't be surprised when they arrive at their vacation cabin, and you jump out of the closet with a werewolf mask on, tie them to the bed, and have your way with them.

[PuppetXMaster]

What kinda childish games did she play on you homie?I mean, it was that bad that you had to cut her off?

[final_cut]

Say it with a wink. I hear stories of my grandpa and how he got so many damn women cuz of that powerful wink. I can't do that shit though. I have ptosis so I look like goddamn popeye when I try.

[X-Sapphire]

My humblest advice is highly subjective to visual information, aka pics. :tup:

[xero15]

iuno cause there are factors that are holding me back.

1. She's my sister's friend. I don't want my sister in my business, especially since my sister knows my ways right now. She might talk her out of it. And my sister would cockblock me, cause I "hurt her before".

2. She probably still acts stupid. She's 18...but she be playing childish games and shit.

3. I don't normally go back to my exes...but she's something else. While she be acting childish, she just does stuff to me with that body...

-Fritz:confused:

nigga if it aint talrules its your sister :rolleyes::looney: cockblocking comes to you in all forms next thing you know youll be getting cockblocks in the mail

[TheSix]

"Excuse me, does this towel smell like Chloroform to you?"


Ah come on....somebody has to try this SOMETIME. It just HAST to work on some idiot. And your girl COULD be that idiot.

[fatherbrain]

You put your right hand in, you take your right hand out... repeat

[tindiamond]

Lead her on, take her to your room...then BAM!

[Weeks]

don't tell TAL about that shit

[Taichi]

WEREWOLF MASK

[Allosaurus]

tell her straight out..."wanna have some fun?" why beat around the bush?

WORD.

Works for me 90% of the time.

[Demon Dash]

I have nothing to say untill pics arive...

:wonder:
















Damn!

[RoninChaos]

For the simple fact that she's more blessed than Shakihra. And I'm into dark skinned chicks.



You're a god damned liar. Don't turn SRK into a house of lies.

[mastermind]

"Excuse me, does this towel smell like Chloroform to you?"

:rofl: :rofl: Best pick-up line ever.

[MrBlank]

* takes a seat and waits for TAL to cockblock*

[G.O.T]

^
hella funny. Tal made history.

[p91]

to be honest it's all about comfort level. 3 easy steps
opening,
transition
and comfortlevel.

you don't want to over aggro her with a blunt opening, there are several types of openers. since you know her you can start talking about what things you liked and missed being with each other. if thats still laying it on thick, ask her opinionated questions which she can answer without feeling biased like "what are your plans for the rest of the night?"

make the transition into more one and one time, so doing anything will involve both of you as opposed to you two having seperate plans.

dont let her know you wanna fuck her so bad, once you feel comfortable to how it was when you were together, then it's a done deal. if youre both feelin each other, your body language will tell so...
just a few "magic bullets"

[Weeks]

lets put the ex back in sex

[R.P.D rookie]

don't tell TAL about that shit

For the first time in my srk career, I'm with Weeks on this one.:smokin:

[DietSoap]

Lead her on, take her to your room...then BAM! Lol, the way I read this made me laugh so HORD!! :rofl:



But yeah, I'm a little confused... Where da pics? It feels like it's lacking 'something'. I think pics.

[Dan?]

First, no pics.

Second, just toss a quarter on the ground. Whether or not she bends over to grab it, kick dat door in.

[ViciousSLASH]

You're a god damned liar. Don't turn SRK into a house of lies.

As the first master of lies, I decree, the more lying, the better.

RoninChaos is a very handsome man with a beautiful mane of hair.

Weeks ISN'T a ginger kid.

Lies? Find out next week.

My "ex" girlfriend has been boned by me like twice, I think she just felt sorry for me or something. Either that or she is a horny tramp. Whatever.

[Weeks]

You're a god damned liar. Don't turn SRK into a house of lies.

too late :sad:

[DeathReaper47]

I will require visual aid of the subject at hand for further advice.

[jsheppar]

i'd probably start by putting my left foot in.

[Javid]

This young one seems to be lost. He doesn't know the rules of SRK when it comes to women. Somebody post that diagram up that shows what one must do if the topic is about a girl.

[spideyman]

pics or this thread fails

[DaDesiCanadian]

This young one seems to be lost. He doesn't know the rules of SRK when it comes to women. Somebody post that diagram up that shows what one must do if the topic is about a gril.

This young one seems to be lost. Check his last thread where he did post up pics and see what happened.