What Will Happen When The Trix Rabbit Finally Snaps/Where'll You Be When It Happens?

[ReggieHadoken]

After decades of being denied some freaking cerial, its only a matter of time before the Trix Rabbit finally loses it and takes his revenge on everyone in sight. And since he's a master of disguise, no one will see it coming. People will be minding their own business at GameStop and all of a sudden, some kids and adults that just picked up the latest Pokemon game will be laying face down in a huge pool of blood. And that's just the begining. Armies won't be able to stop that friggin' rabbit from getting some long overdue payback.

Me, I'll be hiding out in an underground bunker with 3 years worth of food and all the games, anime, manga and comics I could ever need.

[SRKev]

I don't even know where to start...so I'll just ask...

What?

[axeman61]

I haven't even seen the Trix Rabbit in a while. You think he's planning something?

[ThePurpleBunny]

I think Robot Chicken answered this question.

[SirFritzalot]

Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVoVuDyP6ik)

-Fritz:lol:

[scum gale 88]

I haven't even seen the Trix Rabbit in a while. You think he's planning something?

no, he just fucks up so much he gave up.

think about it, that master of disguise stuff is crap, once he sees the cereal he buckles like a belt and gives himself away, usually by jumping out of his clothes lupin III style. the reason he doesnt get the trix is because he is a fuck up and its his own fault.

that lucky charms leprechaun pisses me off too, JUST GIVE THE KIDS THE DAMN CEREAL! they say its part of a good breakfast but does he give it to them, nooooo!

[woof]

i dont eat that sugary shit so

[DeathReaper47]

I don't even know where to start...so I'll just ask...

What?

This

[Taichi]

Tragedy at General Mills today, when an unknown assailant opened fire on a crowded parking lot.

"We were just walking to work,looking forward to a GRRRREAT! day, when we heard these loud popping sounds" Tony T. claims "We just thought it was business as usual, the Rice Krispie guys usually get here early".
But this morning, it wasn't the cheerful sound of Snap!, Crackle!, and Pop! echoing through the parking lot.

No, this time, The Snap was the sound of steel on brass, as the firing pin connected with the primer on round after round of ammunition, The Crackle was the sound of lead whizzing through the air, and the Pop was the sound of bullets shredding bone, flesh, and organ with extreme prejudice.

An unknown Assailant climbed the bell tower in Battle Creek, Michigan, and began taking out mascots, one at a time.

The first victim to fall, was one Dig 'Em the Frog, once a celebrity in the 80s, Dig 'Em's star had faded a bit, after a long battle with Sugar Bear, and his Golden Crisp cereal became a market leader. Dig 'Em, who was a Crispian by faith, is survived by a wife, and a puddle full of tadpoles.

After the first victim fell, the rounds came hot and heavy, and the kills began piling up, the assailant, who kept shouting five simple words "I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!" was obviously attempting to establish a motive of insanity.

also slain were Lucky, the Leprechaun, whose luck appears to have finally run out, Captain Horatio Crunch, who was days away from retirement, Quisp, and two out of the three Cinnamon Toast Crunch bakers. Wendell was not available for comment.


after a tense standoff that lasted 23 minutes, the Cookie Cop was able to talk the shooter down, and bring him into custody, without further incident.

Memorial services will be held Saturday Morning, just after the Ninja Turtles.

[KnuckIfYouBuckley]

Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVoVuDyP6ik)

-Fritz:lol:

"YOU SHARE!!!"

LMAO.

[Autocrat1]

I think Robot Chicken answered this question.
That was the Stix Rabbit.....................................

[Silentness!]

First a monopoly thread and now Trix...

WTF. *logs off the internet* It's study time!

[Galactic]

no idea. (http://www.bash.org/?75154)

I hope I'm nearby tho so I can watch.

^_-;

[Xero Kaiser]

Tragedy at General Mills today, when an unknown assailant opened fire on a crowded parking lot.

"We were just walking to work,looking forward to a GRRRREAT! day, when we heard these loud popping sounds" Tony T. claims "We just thought it was business as usual, the Rice Krispie guys usually get here early".
But this morning, it wasn't the cheerful sound of Snap!, Crackle!, and Pop! echoing through the parking lot.

No, this time, The Snap was the sound of steel on brass, as the firing pin connected with the primer on round after round of ammunition, The Crackle was the sound of lead whizzing through the air, and the Pop was the sound of bullets shredding bone, flesh, and organ with extreme prejudice.

An unknown Assailant climbed the bell tower in Battle Creek, Michigan, and began taking out mascots, one at a time.

The first victim to fall, was one Dig 'Em the Frog, once a celebrity in the 80s, Dig 'Em's star had faded a bit, after a long battle with Sugar Bear, and his Golden Crisp cereal became a market leader. Dig 'Em, who was a Crispian by faith, is survived by a wife, and a puddle full of tadpoles.

After the first victim fell, the rounds came hot and heavy, and the kills began piling up, the assailant, who kept shouting five simple words "I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!" was obviously attempting to establish a motive of insanity.

also slain were Lucky, the Leprechaun, whose luck appears to have finally run out, Captain Horatio Crunch, who was days away from retirement, Quisp, and two out of the three Cinnamon Toast Crunch bakers. Wendell was not available for comment.


after a tense standoff that lasted 23 minutes, the Cookie Cop was able to talk the shooter down, and bring him into custody, without further incident.

Memorial services will be held Saturday Morning, just after the Ninja Turtles.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[TornadoFlame]

He was probably snatched up by Dateline. They probably baited him with a bowl of Trix on the table.

<Rabbit> I want to BLANK you until BLANK runs down your nose and onto your BLANK
<ImaWhore> So what are you planning to do with that spoon
<Rabbit> Take your sweet BLANK
<ImaWhore> But I'm only 15
<Rabbit> Sounds old enough to have your BLANK licked
<ImaWhore> Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids

[Septimus Prime]

Snip, crackle, and pop
What were Tony T. and the Rice Krispies Crew doing there? Those are Kellogg's cereals.

I smell conspiracy.

And where's the Cookie Crook? Yeah, that's what I thought.