Woman sets fire to ex-husband's manhood

[Spinning Beat]

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/od_nm/russia_crime_penis_dc;_ylt=AppEJhFl70Nov2d9ssbvZds DW7oF

Lorena Bobbit with the intensity level maximized! Thats how they do it in Russia! Oh shit :rofl::rofl:

[TALrules]

see THATS cockblocking

i didnt do anything.......

[Ferdinandz]

as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka

WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG

[Irennicus]

see THATS cockblocking

i didnt do anything.......

God fucking dammit stop talking about your fucking cockblocking ass. I just want to punch you over and over and over again until you can't say the word 'cockblock' anymore.

FUCK.

[TALrules]

thats right let out all your anger on your keyboard

[Indy]

And I thought it was bad when I got hit with a soccer ball hit at full speed in my balls.

[woof]

WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG
:lol:

[Irennicus]

thats right let out all your anger on your keyboard

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4222994&postcount=146

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4223674&postcount=22

And of course your first post in this thread. Shut the fuck up already.

[TALrules]

the first step was admitting
so i did

[DaDesiCanadian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQMYtUB2Y_k


...literally.

[PsychoSquall]

Fire-crotch has a whole new meaning.

[Spinning Beat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQMYtUB2Y_k


...literally.

YES! SRK puns ftw!

[Son Them All]

In Russia bitch burns you!!

[ThePurpleBunny]

It is a dark day in humanity when a man cannot sit naked in his own place, and not get his crotch set on fire.

A dark day indeed.

[axeman61]

How did she set it on fire though? That's what I want to know. If I'm awake (watching TV to boot), my dick won't turn into The Fury if you have to pour anything on it first. I'll catch on way before the matches come out.

[Spinning Beat]

In Russia bitch burns you!!

Same could be said for prostitutes in back alleys.

[Weecho]

Well at least he know that the burning sensation on his penis aint from an STD. =P

[Taichi]

If it had happened in my house, the headline would read:

"Woman has womb cauterized shut with a soldering iron, for burning husband's genitals"

and you goddamn better believe I would.


NO WOMAN should have the right to mutilate a man's genitals, I don't care if he's raping you with an inside out rape condom.

[SlayerofBodom]

Yeah, that's just how crazy bitches roll in my mother country.

Honestly, as fucked-up as that story is, it's not even half as insane as some of the shit I read in online Russian newspapers.

For instance, there was this one man who robbed a Moscow liquor store with an AK-47. Now, he didn't rob any money, he robbed it for four bottles of vodka.

When he was arrested a week later in his flat, they found that the AK-47 didn't even have ANY BULLETS. When asked why he did it, the man simply shrugged and replied; "I was just really thirsty one night...."

[SNAAAAKE]

this is nowhere near as bad as ballz...REMOVED !! :wow: (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=123680)

[quiche]

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. Not no more it don't!

...seriously.

[white shadow]

OUCH! Burning is even worse because unlike a severed penis which can be reattached a burnt penis can never return to its former glory.

I don't think there's any skin on the human body that could suffice unless he uses his lip skin to graft it on his dick. Talk about tooting your own horn. :rofl:

[Rhio2k]

"he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka"

As soon as I saw that I said out loud "Russia". I just KNEW. Anyway....I guess she wanted some of the hot dick she hears american women talking about, and took it literally.

[voodazz]

How did she set it on fire though? That's what I want to know. If I'm awake (watching TV to boot), my dick won't turn into The Fury if you have to pour anything on it first. I'll catch on way before the matches come out.

There was a good chance the dude was shit faced out of his mind, he probably didn't know what the hell was going on until he got lit up.

[ThePurpleBunny]

There was a good chance the dude was shit faced out of his mind, he probably didn't know what the hell was going on until he got lit up.

Fire will sober your ass up QUICK! </richard pryor>

[Demon Dash]

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
:rolleyes:

[Orochi Jeebus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oRrrnGeLCs

[Logos]

If it had happened in my house, the headline would read:

"Woman has womb cauterized shut with a soldering iron, for burning husband's genitals"

and you goddamn better believe I would.


NO WOMAN should have the right to mutilate a man's genitals, I don't care if he's raping you with an inside out rape condom.

Man, it seems like every time I try and rep you I've done it too recently for it to work. You're definitely one of the most entertaining GD posters imo. :rofl:

But yeah, that shit's just wrong. Kinda strange that her first idea would be to light it on fire.

[quiche]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59kyot6H5Ok

...seriously.

[monbaby]

Hmmm...

I wonder what would happen if i put some tabasco sauce on a womans pussy before i licked it...

You think she'd get angry?...

But back to the topic...

Yeah and don't burn or cut the family jewels man...

They the family jewels for goodness sake...

What make these women so hostile now a days...

[xero15]

naw what they dont tell you though is that dude was havin an affair with her (http://http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/7134/02kongofire49055fs8.jpg) and his ex wife just wanted to ignite his burning desire.

[MrBlank]

More like Roasted Nuts has a new meaning....

[Autocrat1]

MOSCOW (Neuters)

You've made Bob Barker proud. :china:

[Higher-Jin]

In united states, penis gives woman burning sensation. In soviet russia.....

[DietSoap]

WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG Exactly what I though. :rofl:

I got nothin... Oh wait, I'm on SRK... FUCK WOMAN! All they do is ATTACK OUR BALLS! :mad:

[Taito]

Form Blazing Sword?

[Dan?]

Burn baby burn! Dicko Inferno!

[PuppetXMaster]

In united states, penis gives woman burning sensation. In soviet russia.....:rofl: Woman burns you!:rofl:

Good one man, but seriously that goes along wit rape & murder crime wise.THAT IS NOT COOL!!!:tdown:

[scrubydan]

way to charge meter on a raging boner

[voodazz]

Fire will sober your ass up QUICK! </richard pryor>

Ha! You got me there!

[TS]

I was thinking more like, "In soviet Russia, penis burns YOU!!"

But it's mostly the same joke.

Also, someone needs to call Lil Wayne and the old Cash Money Click crew, because there's clearly an infringment case here. THE COCK IS HOT, THE COCK IS HOT HOT HOT... They just changed "block" to "cock."

Unforgivable.

[RyuHikaru]

Is he sure it's not just gonnorhea? :lol:

[Spinning Beat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oRrrnGeLCs

You win

[CarpeNoctumXIII]

Well, I'm never getting ME a Russian women. No BBQ with my sausage, no sir.

[ReggieHadoken]

Man, that is horrible! What is with all these crazy women? The minute they snap, they go for the penis. He should have threw some gas on her vagina along with a match! :annoy: