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R.P.D rookie
08-27-2007, 11:52 AM
Hogan Knows Best member Nick Hogan crashes his yellow souped up Supra and puts a passenger in critical condition. Just heard it on the news I didn't even see the pictures, just two and two came together:

Nick Hogan + love for Supras + Wants to drift + News report of accident = profit?

It was a yellow Supra he crashed, possibly his dads, well what's left of it. Looks like Hulk needs to start putting Nick on lockdown like he does Brooke. It always amazed me how overly protective he was of Brooke but let Nick run wild.

GreyFoxx
08-27-2007, 11:56 AM
Heard of it wow Nick Hogan running wild on the highway NWO style...

GRITZ
08-27-2007, 11:57 AM
Yeah I felt the same way about the completely different parenting styles. That Nick needs to get put in his place. Too bad he had to put someone else in critical condition before his parents start wising up.

4Play
08-27-2007, 11:57 AM
Nick will be okay. He will no sell any car crash.

R.P.D rookie
08-27-2007, 11:59 AM
That episode where Hulk secretly had a tracking device put in Brooke's car sealed the deal on him being a lunatic. He's the perfect father that takes the gun out and polishes it in front of his daughter's date type.

Luigi-Bo 87
08-27-2007, 12:30 PM
That episode where Hulk secretly had a tracking device put in Brooke's car sealed the deal on him being a lunatic. He's the perfect father that takes the gun out and polishes it in front of his daughter's date type.

:rofl: I can see that goin' down on an episode. He'll be hangin' upside down like Major Payne and shit. I fucking hate your avatar.:rofl: Every time I see it zoom in on the face I bust out laughing.

CrouchingTiger
08-27-2007, 12:32 PM
:rofl: Awesome thread title.

Taichi
08-27-2007, 12:37 PM
You know Hogan really isn't their last name, right?

Hulk Hogan's real name is Terry Bollea.

bill_rizer
08-27-2007, 12:38 PM
Whether Hogan likes it or not one day someone is going to Inpregnate his little princess, then watcha you goin do, WATCHA YOU GOIN DO BROTHA.

Raziel321
08-27-2007, 01:32 PM
i wonder if he pushed his son to be very athletic and active, or excel in his education because its what he would have always wanted to do

Logos
08-27-2007, 01:59 PM
Whether Hogan likes it or not one day someone is going to Inpregnate his little princess, then watcha you goin do, WATCHA YOU GOIN DO BROTHA.

Fucking awesome. :rofl:

Nick and his dad are way too fucked up. The few times I've watched that show Nick just seems like a retarded little wigger that's spoiled beyond belief. His dad's just straight fucked in the head. Seriously, the man's an egomaniac, a huge control freak, and amazingly insecure about stupid shit. It's honestly pathetic how he's always talking about his wrestling days and whatnot. :rolleyes:

Monte
08-27-2007, 02:03 PM
anybody see that episode where that trainer tells Hulk Hogan that wrestling is bullshit? Hulkamania definitely ran wild on that trainer after he said that :rofl:

shenakuma
08-27-2007, 02:03 PM
This isn't SRK general discussion worthy, throw away.


lame.

Dan?
08-27-2007, 02:03 PM
That episode where Hulk secretly had a tracking device put in Brooke's car sealed the deal on him being a lunatic. He's the perfect father that takes out his frikkin arms and polishes them with a belt sander in front of his daughter's date type.

Fixed.

strakka
08-27-2007, 02:04 PM
Whether Hogan likes it or not one day someone is going to Inpregnate his little princess, then watcha you goin do, WATCHA YOU GOIN DO BROTHA.
He's going to punch her in the stomach in a steroid-induced rage. Think about it - two birds with 1 stone! Not only is there some quality discipline action, but he also saves money on abortion costs!

maxx
08-27-2007, 02:06 PM
lol i like the episode where hogan tries to break up his sons relationship with his g/f cuz their "spending too much time together" so he gets like a 25 yr old hot fucking model to do it. haha. hogans no sells in real life as well as in wrestling.

4Play
08-27-2007, 02:13 PM
I hate Hogan so I'll let Bookah impart some words of wisdom:http://youtube.com/watch?v=a1o82BVKFp8

Dhalsimowns
08-27-2007, 02:36 PM
Whether Hogan likes it or not one day someone is going to Inpregnate his little princess, then watcha you goin do, WATCHA YOU GOIN DO BROTHA.

rofl! What is that kid, 16-17? No doubt he will get in accident. Too bad the spoiled kid hurt somebody.

Biolink
08-27-2007, 03:12 PM
Whether Hogan likes it or not one day someone is going to Inpregnate his little princess, then watcha you goin do, WATCHA YOU GOIN DO BROTHA.

Leg Drop Str8 to the stomach and ovaries.

R.P.D rookie
08-27-2007, 03:13 PM
This isn't SRK general discussion worthy, throw away.


lame.

Everyone in this thread seems to be enjoying it except you.....



:rofl: I can see that goin' down on an episode. He'll be hangin' upside down like Major Payne and shit. I fucking hate your avatar.:rofl: Every time I see it zoom in on the face I bust out laughing.

:rofl: Awesome thread title.

Whether Hogan likes it or not one day someone is going to Inpregnate his little princess, then watcha you goin do, WATCHA YOU GOIN DO BROTHA.

Fucking awesome. :rofl:

Nick and his dad are way too fucked up. The few times I've watched that show Nick just seems like a retarded little wigger that's spoiled beyond belief. His dad's just straight fucked in the head. Seriously, the man's an egomaniac, a huge control freak, and amazingly insecure about stupid shit. It's honestly pathetic how he's always talking about his wrestling days and whatnot. :rolleyes:

He's going to punch her in the stomach in a steroid-induced rage. Think about it - two birds with 1 stone! Not only is there some quality discipline action, but he also saves money on abortion costs!

lol i like the episode where hogan tries to break up his sons relationship with his g/f cuz their "spending too much time together" so he gets like a 25 yr old hot fucking model to do it. haha. hogans no sells in real life as well as in wrestling.

I hate Hogan so I'll let Bookah impart some words of wisdom:http://youtube.com/watch?v=a1o82BVKFp8

:wonder:

EDIT: Including Biolink with the leg drop straight to the ovaries

evilj
08-27-2007, 03:19 PM
lol i like the episode where hogan tries to break up his sons relationship with his g/f cuz their "spending too much time together" so he gets like a 25 yr old hot fucking model to do it. haha. hogans no sells in real life as well as in wrestling.


bwahaha.

Murt!
08-27-2007, 03:20 PM
Hogan Knows Best = shit tier television, anyway.

AkumaTX
08-27-2007, 03:43 PM
if your talk about hogan has nothing to do with wrestling, you are officially a joto.

DietSoap
08-27-2007, 03:47 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hogan%27s_Car.jpg

Dayuum.

Kid Wonder
08-27-2007, 03:57 PM
Hogan Knows Best = shit tier television, anyway.
You are either stupid and/or watching it for the wrong reason. Brooke Hogan is high caliber and MILF Hogan is sex tier. Sure, she looks like a literally washed up version of Brooke, but......Katie's got some big ass tittays! [/Tyrone]

Logos
08-27-2007, 04:02 PM
if your talk about hogan has anything to do with wrestling, you are officially a joto.

Fixed.

Murt!
08-27-2007, 04:06 PM
You are either stupid and/or watching it for the wrong reason. Brooke Hogan is high caliber and MILF Hogan is sex tier. Sure, she looks like a literally washed up version of Brooke, but......Katie's got some big ass tittays! [/Tyrone]

I don't watch television to see so so white women prance around fully clothed, so I suppose that I am watching it for the wrong reason.

AcEtUrNeDjOkEr
08-27-2007, 04:13 PM
It always amazed me how overly protective he was of Brooke but let Nick run wild.

Maybe he is a VOODOO CHILD.....LORD KNOWS HE'S A VOODOO CHILD:rofl::rofl::rofl:

SkyeElemental
08-27-2007, 04:16 PM
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside....

sixtymhz
08-27-2007, 06:01 PM
I heard Ronin touched Brooke's va jay jay and dodged Hulkamania

LimeGreenPatato
08-27-2007, 06:19 PM
I wonder if nick is friends with dany heatly.

tl613
08-27-2007, 06:23 PM
I don't see why guys trying to get with Brooke are so scared of Hulk anyway. You see the way he limps around the house and all the physical problems he has? By the time he bounces off the ropes and goes for that leg drop I could be half way to China already.

Murt!
08-27-2007, 06:25 PM
I don't see why guys trying to get with Brooke are so scared of Hulk anyway. You see the way he limps around the house and all the physical problems he has? By the time he bounces off the ropes and goes for that leg drop I could be half way to China already.

Then maybe SRK should sponsor a cage match between you and him. Winner gets to kiss Brooke goodnight.

white shadow
08-27-2007, 06:29 PM
......Katie's got some big ass tittays! [/Tyrone]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!:devil:


But seriously Katie should've gotten more airtime.:sad:

spideyman
08-27-2007, 06:31 PM
shit that was a sweet ass car. i think hulk and nick had their cars in super street a while ago. hulk has a supra too. i think hulk's was nicer though, go figure.

Taichi
08-27-2007, 07:08 PM
Don't click here, unless you want me to win the thread with bad taste (http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/alvatron/hogan.jpg)







Don't get all indignant about my insensitivity, it was six years ago. And don't act like you didn't laugh.

Episode_667
08-27-2007, 07:17 PM
I wonder if nick is friends with dany heatly.

Ooooooh snap. Hooray for hockey references no one else gets.

Logos
08-27-2007, 07:59 PM
I felt sorry for Heatley when that shit went down. He already has it bad enough with that freakish face of his. :wink:

snakedizzle209
08-27-2007, 08:31 PM
Not a suprise. I knew this was gonna happen eventually.

HoneyBBQGrundle
08-27-2007, 08:34 PM
Not a suprise. I knew this was gonna happen eventually.

You knew that Hulk Hogan's son was eventually going to be in a serious car accident?

snakedizzle209
08-27-2007, 08:49 PM
You knew that Hulk Hogan's son was eventually going to be in a serious car accident?

Who didnt see this coming? Especially after he crashed twice on national T.V. trying to do what guys dedicate their young lives and money to, with a overnight class and a phone call from his dad to get him a high end drift car to play with.

maxx
08-27-2007, 08:57 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hogan%27s_Car.jpg

Dayuum.

how did he survive that?

Anakron
08-27-2007, 09:11 PM
Good thread. I saw Hulk Hogan in real life. That's a big bitch. His mustache was huge too. You could see that shit from the back of his head.

ckrazy
08-27-2007, 09:13 PM
Damn he lucky to survive that the car look fuck up hella bad.

Wonder how much money was put under the hood of that car probably had it tune pretty well to :/

AcEtUrNeDjOkEr
08-27-2007, 09:30 PM
how did he survive that?

Cause he's a VOODOO CHILD!!! LOL

Taito
08-27-2007, 10:37 PM
http://www.camaro5.com/forums/images/bumblebee250.jpg

Dayuum.
Holy shit

TheSix
08-27-2007, 10:40 PM
Hulk had to fork out some money by him a 1-up.

He should be dead.

mastermind
08-27-2007, 10:46 PM
Don't click here, unless you want me to win the thread with bad taste (http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/alvatron/hogan.jpg)







Don't get all indignant about my insensitivity, it was six years ago. And don't act like you didn't laugh.

I repped you with: "I laughed. Hard. hahah and that's why I never forget."

The Bucket Of Truth
08-27-2007, 10:53 PM
You know Hogan really isn't their last name, right?

Hulk Hogan's real name is Terry Bollea.thank god you were here to clear up the confusion

Taichi
08-28-2007, 01:57 AM
lol.

I just don't get all the "Nick Hogan" shit. It's Nick Bollea.

do they call themselves "The Hogans" on the reality show?

Kid Wonder
08-28-2007, 03:35 AM
Don't click here, unless you want me to win the thread with bad taste (http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q292/alvatron/hogan.jpg)
Don't get all indignant about my insensitivity, it was six years ago. And don't act like you didn't laugh.
Did you make that, because it's funny as hell. Ruined my song for me, though.
You knew that Hulk Hogan's son was eventually going to be in a serious car accident?

As stupid as it sounded, I think he was referring to him being an amateur drifter and being a celebrity's relative, he was bound to do something stupid enough for attention.(not like this, of course)
He was probably all, "Hey, now watch this move I'm about to do -- this is what I did on the show....."














:wasted::wasted:

Obkb
08-28-2007, 01:10 PM
You are either stupid and/or watching it for the wrong reason. Brooke Hogan is high caliber and MILF Hogan is sex tier. Sure, she looks like a literally washed up version of Brooke, but......Katie's got some big ass tittays! [/Tyrone]

Yeah, MILF hogan is hot, for sure. She looks like a chainsaw/torch wielding plastic surgeon with tourrete's syndrom ran wild on her before she left the circus.

Wil
08-28-2007, 08:14 PM
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/cincinfocal/nick5mg5-1.jpg

Snap into a Supra! OOooooooohhhhh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Taichi
08-28-2007, 08:19 PM
fuckin' car looks like Bumblebee in mid-transformation.


and no, I didn't make that Hulk Pic, though I wish I had.

I found it online somewhere, and so I keep it for "Random Picture" threads, or the odd thread regarding Hulk Hogan, or 9/11.

it really did change everything.










everything funny, that is.