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jae hoon
09-24-2007, 01:40 AM
Back when the Saturn first came out Blockbuster had this big contest to where if you rented 4 games you got entered into a drawing to try to win a Sega Saturn. 1st place was a Saturn and a big screen tv plus games, second place was a Saturn plus games. I begged my grandmother when I went over there to try to get money to rent games for my Genesis, just to enter this drawing. At the time I was a big time Sega fan and the Saturn was completely out of my price range.

So finally I get enough rentals to enter this contest even though the winner isnt announcer for weeks. I actually completely forgot about it christmas that year came around.(dont remember what year but it was the first year Saturn was released.) Most of my other christmas presents sucked ass, which is nothing new for most christmas's for most people. Then my grandma came over with this huge ass box. Now I didnt know what it was but I was excited to open it. I shredded the wrapping like it was cheese and low and behold it was a Sega Saturn still in the box. At first I thought my Grandma and Mom bought it. But then they said there would be no way in hell they would purchase a game system for that much.

It was then my Grandma told me that she recieved this package at her house with my name on it from a Blockbuster and just hid it until Christmas. I won the second place on the contest and was completely dumbfounded. It was the first and only thing I have ever actually won. Not only did I win the Saturn but it had VF 2, Virtua Cop 2, Virtua Racing and Daytona USA. Which was more then enough to satisfy me.

Now fastfoward years later and I am in the Army. I am being shipped off to Ft Lewis, WA and I tell my mom specifically NOT to move my Saturn, as I will ship it to me when I get the money. So a year or so later I call back to ask where it is at and she told me, SHE LET MY SISTER BORROW IT. The anger I was feeling at the time can not really be mentioned. I knew my Saturn was ruined and I would never see it again. My sister just got married to a dirtbag and would more then likely steal it. When I came back to physically grab my Saturn my sister made some bullshit story about they dont know where it is. So yes I lost my Saturn plus about 20 games that included Panzeer Dragoon Ziew, Guardian Heroes. Blazing Dragons among others. All because my mother thought it would be a good idea to "loan" it to my sister and her loser husband. They are now divorced and I will never see my Saturn again. :(

Dhalsimowns
09-24-2007, 01:51 AM
>_< ahhhgg god I am so sry. :wasted:
Moms fuck things up like that. Everybody's dad/uncle has a story about mom throwing our their mikey mantle card, or superman #1 or somthing. That hurts.

I dont know how old your sister is but I have experienced the same thing. My sister is spoiled as fuck 18 yr old and anytime she ever even looked at somthing that was mine it would disapear with a bs excuse to follow.

Me calling from college:
"Hey, that cd player I got for xmas that holds 400 songs was in your bag. Where is it? Oh, you dont know or you havent looked? ::bitchy screaming:: I want it back,look for it. I'll be home in a week. ::bitchy screaming:: Ya, well it is....was mine. Why cant you find it? It was in your bag, just open your bag. ::bitchy screaming, parents yell at me for spoiled brat being stupid and iuresponsible::
K...(swallows pride)...please...look for it ok? You will? Ya..."

Never saw that thing again. Three months went by and she didnt even remember it.

PsychoSquall
09-24-2007, 01:58 AM
jae hoon, your mom deserves the death penalty.

But seriously, it's always the moms that give away some of your most prized possessions without consent. Old comic books, sports cards, rare toys, video games, stuff with sentimental value.... FUCK IT MOM!!!

R.P.D rookie
09-24-2007, 02:09 AM
Well this one time back in 1999 (man, it's been a while), when Dragon Ball Z was first shown on Toonami. I live in Alabama, which is a prime spot to be hit by hurricanes and lucky me one rolled through late in the evening and knocked all the power out. Anyway, I had already seen the DBZ episode for that day and it was episode where Nappa is JUST ABOUT to kill Gohan with a energy blast and Piccolo is rushing to Gohan.

I had no idea what was going to happen and when the power went out, I was like "Holy shit, the power has got to come back on before 4pm tomorrow".:rofl: I think that's when DBZ was shown. Anyway, I spend all damn day looking at the clock and looking outside at the drab grey world with the remnants of whatever hurricane passing through. It's like 4:25 and no power, I was hearbroken, so my mom asks me to go wade outside to get one our dogs that had jumped outside and was swimming away, like a jackass.

I go outside and open the gate to our fenced in yard to go get the dog and I bring her back in and my mom takes her in the house. Just then I look inside and notice the power has come back on! So I go to rush inside to turn on the tv to try and catch the last brief shred of DBZ and my mom blocks the door and says "Go close the gate." and I'm like "Look, Dragon Ball Z is about to go off, I really would like to see the last part of it before...."

"NO, would you go close that fucken gate?!":rofl:

So I leap off the porch and go close the gate and run back inside turn on the tv just in time to see the DBZ credits. That's the only time that I can remember in my pathetic existance where I was pissed off over the dumbest thing.



This other time involved the current college I attend. It's three hours away from my hometown and I remember back in 2002 a few weeks before I was going up to college, my parents were like "Well, you got your wish, you're going to Auburn, but you're not taking the Corvette with you". I was like "What.......in...........the fuck?!", well not out loud but I sat there with my mouth hanging open for a moment.

My parents got me a Corvette as my first car, which turned out to be a lemon on wheels but I busted my ass and cut my knuckles to keep it running. All my other friends going to the same damn college were taking their cars, why couldn't I take my only mode of transportation? So the thought of walking every-fucking-where I needed to go didn't sit too well with me. So, in good old teen fashion I said "I guess you think you've lit a fire under my butt by telling me I can't take my car to college to help MAKE LIFE EASIER. I guess it's because you didn't want me going to that college so you figured you would take a parting shot on me for it.".

Of course that wasn't the problem, I was just a dumbass and my parents have been around a lot longer than me: don't take a car of questionable reliability and send a teen with it off 3 hours away and hope for the best that the car doesn't blow up. I do remember I was mad about that, like really mad. Going 90mph was as fast as I use to go in that thing because I was scared to go any higher but as soon as my parents told me about the situation involving the car, I told them I was just going to go out for a drive. I took that Corvette out on the interstate and laid down 146 mph.:rofl:

And the only reason I even did that was because some guy in his brand new 2002 TransAM (it WAS the year 2002 so it was a new T/A), wanted to "run it". I was still so pissed off while talking to him that I was smiling knowing I was about to do something that could possibly kill me given my car's condition. It made him nervous and he started asking if I was running nitrous, I just smiled and said "nope, plain ol' V8". If he only knew I had just had an internal meltdown. I guess a lot of shit over the years had been building up and let itself out that day.

So I survived my interstate race, I lost, he hit 165 mph and left me in the dust with my 146 mph and I felt like normal again and calm. Two weeks before I was supposed to leave for college, my car broke down, so in the end I didn't get to college with a car. My little red Corvette still sits in my yard and hasn't run a day since in August 2002.:rofl: The only thing that goddamn car was reliable for was raping my paychecks on a scheduled basis and ruining my life but I'll be damned if I don't love it still. Oh yeah, I love my parents too for being the brains of the family, lol. Next time I see them I should just blurt out "And knowing is HALF THE BATTLE!".

MrBlank
09-24-2007, 02:16 AM
Snizzip

:sad: i feel bro...

i wouldnt want kill my mom though, she doesnt know any better, just like my mom still loans my brother money even though he never pays her back period.

but your sister on the other hand... you need to take care of that shit bro and let her know whatsup and handle that douchebag ex-husband.

My brother always has to lend my shit out to his random friends and one day i fucking lost it and busted his shit up. Never again did he lend my stuff out without asking for my permission.

jae hoon
09-24-2007, 02:19 AM
Well I dont actually want to kill my parents, its metaphorical. To this day my sister still takes my shit. She wears my shirts all the time and tried to steal my vans hoodie.

MrBlank
09-24-2007, 02:28 AM
^ haha i know you arent going to kill them literally homie.

BTW imma kill yo ass if you dont get "DAT HALO3" Monday night / Tuesday morning

jae hoon
09-24-2007, 02:37 AM
Getting it on Tuesday evening, I work nights.

SNAAAAKE
09-24-2007, 02:37 AM
almost everyday :annoy:

Will Gotti
09-24-2007, 02:43 AM
Man my mom threw away some Volleyball magazine I got autographed by Sinjin Smith, my favorite volleyball player at the time back when I was about 11 or 12 yrs. old. Wikipedia him. I had to fight through a bunch of kids to get that thing. She tells me I shouldn't have had it laying out on the fireplace. WTF I had the thing standing up displaying it. I told her I wanted to throw some of her shit away. She threatened to whoop my ass. I was fuming and raging ready to destroy shit around the house so bad she never threw my shit away again that I remember w/o asking me. She even asks me about some stuff that I have at home still. I feel kinda bad.

I meet celebrities almost weekly anyways from work so I guess that makes up for it.

Dios <-X->
09-24-2007, 02:50 AM
I want to fucking kill my sister. I got into LUNAR really late. i bought the last copy and couldnt believe my eyes when i found it, being long out of print...it was hidden behind alot of other games in a toys R us , for 64.99....i think dreamcast was already out at this point.

anyway , i loved that fucking game, kept it mint, and my sisters bf at the time was a huge gamer and we were pretty cool. i let him borrow it, and they broke up like 2 weeks later. he ended up moving in with his room mates in some apartment in another state, and im like " bitch you know he has my game, its worth more than you are, go get it back ! " shes like " i hate him ! im never speaking to him again " omfg i wanted to deck her so badly. my lunar, gone. son of a fucking bitch.

As fate would have it however, a friend got one in mint condition, he didnt like it, and now i have another copy. pretty much brand new. for 10 $ hehe.

sainthuey
09-24-2007, 02:50 AM
Ouch man that sucks pretty bad, my mother has never thrown any of my shit away. Although she did find my brothers porn, then later on his metallica CD's as well and snapped those puppies:rofl:

Will Gotti
09-24-2007, 03:12 AM
My mom and dad found my Playboys and other nudie magazines in my room after I moved out to Cali back in 2003. Behind my dresser there's a crawl in closet that has lots of room. No one knows the closets' there until you show them except for me, my mom, dad and sisters.

They decide to do some "spring cleaning". WHAT....THE...FUCK? They never cleaned out that damn clusterfuck my dad made with his years of crap in that cool ass loft in the basement my whole life. He turned our garage into a fucking autoshop. My mom told me right before I was born and when we moved in, the previous owners had the garage spic and span, had carpet, nicely painted walls, various fun stuff in there, etc. She said "It was basically a fun garage and your knuckleheaded dad mucked it up." When I asked him about it, he would just say garages are for cars, even though he rarely parked in there just worked on our cars in there. We have a long bigass driveway too. My moms' been wanting to superclean for years but my dad likes to collect junk as she calls it and she doesn't. Now in his old age, they wanna go into my old room and sift through shit. Never sifted through my sisters shit.

Only reason why they stopped in their tracks was to call me up and ask me what in the hell was I doing with so many nudie mags ready to go ballistic. I told my dad that those filthy things were worth money nigga (I have the Playboys that are worth money dating back to the 60's and shit that I aquired). Next words outta his mouth was; "really? in that case I'll leave em right there." It was funny cause he was telling my mom in the background not to mess them up.

valaris
09-24-2007, 03:23 AM
This is why all the games/movies are stashed at my place. My brothers have to go through me and get my permission to lend their own fucking shit out to their friends.

YuuFone
09-24-2007, 05:59 AM
Yes i did!

when they threw out my Hori PRO!

and when they let a kid in to my room and he fucked up all my Gundam Models

thurst
09-24-2007, 06:04 AM
my grandma tossed my saturn just bcuz...yeah

AdverseSolutions
09-24-2007, 06:32 AM
if it's cool with you, i'll kill your mom.

rsigley
09-24-2007, 07:19 AM
once she served dinner to me cold

a black eye and broken ankle later and she never brings me dinner cold again

so you don't have to goto the extreme of killings

Arsenal
09-24-2007, 07:28 AM
That sucks. The Saturn is truly a piece of gaming history...

Bacardi
09-24-2007, 07:35 AM
got pics of your sister?

G.O.T
09-24-2007, 08:34 AM
my cousin also a girl took my snes without my consent with SFII turbo, Super Mario Kart, Super Bomberman and Bust A Move and lost all of it. Mind you at this time I did not know of Akuma, the Dark Hadou, or the the 15 hits of oh shit...But something of that nature came out of me that day. : ( I am a very angry person.

BBCampbell
09-24-2007, 09:20 AM
You should send Segata Sanshiro over to your sister's house.

jae's sister: Hello? Hold on, I'm getting the door...

Segata: :mad:

jae's sister: WTF?

Segata: SEGA SATURN SHIRO!!! (Throws her 50 yards away where she explodes)



Side Note: Gotta love the fact that moms (and other women) just think they have license to throw your shit away just because. I say next time, fight fire with fire...

Will Gotti
09-24-2007, 09:31 AM
Side Note: Gotta love the fact that moms (and other women) just think they have license to throw your shit away just because. I say next time, fight fire with fire...

Read my first post and see how that shit works and what they try to do if you dare fight back. They want to do to you, but as soon as you want to fight with your fire, they have a problem. Same with divorce, child support all that shit. Women always want the upperhand no matter what and don't want to understand your side. Their agenda is more important.

That's why you go fucking psycho on them. They'll get "creeped out", I hate that fucking phrase, but you get results. Not all the time, but most will stop fucking with your shit and maybe you all together, depends. :rofl:

DS
09-24-2007, 09:34 AM
got pics of your sister?

The Lidless Eye co-signs on this post.

Anyway, I've established it very well to my parents that if they throw my stuff out, they will die a horrible death. I was never kidding either. And the stipulation still stands till this day.

*hugs white Japanese Saturn and American Saturn*

axeman61
09-24-2007, 09:37 AM
I've never wanted to kill my mom over anything, but I said I would if she interrupted me during new seasons of The Shield.

ThePurpleBunny
09-24-2007, 09:43 AM
My mom took my lego collection to the trash. Right in front of me.

I cried that night.

And was filled with rage for months after.

The Chief
09-24-2007, 09:46 AM
This reminds me of the time my mom got mad at me for playing nintendo when I was suppose to be washing the dishes.

She asked me to wash the dishes before she got home for work. This was when Street Fighter 2 Turbo just came out on SNES. I'll never forget it. I was ussing Guile fighting CPU Cammy.

Suddently the front door opens. I pause and run to the kitchen but I was too late. My mom looks at me and then the dishes in the sink. She unloads with a loud yell as she rips the console from the TV, runs to the front door and tosses it out over the balcony of our 2nd floor apartment.

I reached the balcony in tears just in time to watch a homeless man take of running with my SNES and my launch copy of Super Street Fighter 2.

My dreams are haunted to this day.

RushedDown
09-24-2007, 09:54 AM
Back when the Saturn first came out Blockbuster had this big contest to where if you rented 4 games you got entered into a drawing to try to win a Sega Saturn. 1st place was a Saturn and a big screen tv plus games, second place was a Saturn plus games. I begged my grandmother when I went over there to try to get money to rent games for my Genesis, just to enter this drawing. At the time I was a big time Sega fan and the Saturn was completely out of my price range.

So finally I get enough rentals to enter this contest even though the winner isnt announcer for weeks. I actually completely forgot about it christmas that year came around.(dont remember what year but it was the first year Saturn was released.) Most of my other christmas presents sucked ass, which is nothing new for most christmas's for most people. Then my grandma came over with this huge ass box. Now I didnt know what it was but I was excited to open it. I shredded the wrapping like it was cheese and low and behold it was a Sega Saturn still in the box. At first I thought my Grandma and Mom bought it. But then they said there would be no way in hell they would purchase a game system for that much.

It was then my Grandma told me that she recieved this package at her house with my name on it from a Blockbuster and just hid it until Christmas. I won the second place on the contest and was completely dumbfounded. It was the first and only thing I have ever actually won. Not only did I win the Saturn but it had VF 2, Virtua Cop 2, Virtua Racing and Daytona USA. Which was more then enough to satisfy me.

Now fastfoward years later and I am in the Army. I am being shipped off to Ft Lewis, WA and I tell my mom specifically NOT to move my Saturn, as I will ship it to me when I get the money. So a year or so later I call back to ask where it is at and she told me, SHE LET MY SISTER BORROW IT. The anger I was feeling at the time can not really be mentioned. I knew my Saturn was ruined and I would never see it again. My sister just got married to a dirtbag and would more then likely steal it. When I came back to physically grab my Saturn my sister made some bullshit story about they dont know where it is. So yes I lost my Saturn plus about 20 games that included Panzeer Dragoon Ziew, Guardian Heroes. Blazing Dragons among others. All because my mother thought it would be a good idea to "loan" it to my sister and her loser husband. They are now divorced and I will never see my Saturn again. :(


damn u lost pdz, guardian heroes and blazing dragons that fuckin sucks man
if nights was in there too

i condone any viloence u must use to bring inner peace to yourself on the issue

Will Gotti
09-24-2007, 10:10 AM
Damn. All these sad stories :sad: For real, I feel your guys pain. What pisses me off the most is the fact that they don't realize the rage that formulates in us. Then they wonder why certain things stay with us for years and we explode like a a-bomb on them or someone else for a similar offense. Dads too sometimes like mine wonders and never understands this. At least he never threw my shit out. He's a tough guy, but after realizing the extent of my anger towards bullshit situations, he warns others when they keep pushing not to cross me cause he knows I'm a good person till you step over that line.

beatsofdevil
09-24-2007, 10:35 AM
my relatives must all die...

I do hate that shit so much! urgh!

ReloadChapstick
09-24-2007, 10:45 AM
Dude, I feel you.

I was living in Brazil five years ago, and I had a shit load of comic books and action figures I used to collect and so did my brother. I had to leave it there though because I couldn't bring everything. So I told my grandma to leave it alone, if the time came for her to move to her new house, to take it with her and put it away until I gave her the money to mail it to me or to wait 'til I go there to visit.

I'm talking to her on the phone maybe around last year and I ask her how my and my brother's belongings awere...and she tells me: "Oh! I gave it away to some kids. I thought it was just paper and stupid toys." And somehow she thought this was funny.

I definitely wanted to kill her for that.

Now I find myself trying to recollect the stuff I used to have.:annoy::arazz:

beatsofdevil
09-24-2007, 10:47 AM
ugh murderous intent! bloodlust! manslaughter!

Night
09-24-2007, 10:49 AM
I think every person in the world has at one point in their lives, wanted to kill their parents. Not first degree murder, but definitely kill em.

Most people who are really nice to others and never show any outbursts or rage and you never expect to ever get mad... their parents are the folks that they can get mad at. I'm one of em!

Kisame
09-24-2007, 10:51 AM
the only thing im pissed about is after going to college she let some dude take my 300 dollar Japanese katana....


in fact thinking about it now just pisses me off again.

Shadow Ace 50
09-24-2007, 11:05 AM
My beloved Sega Dreamcast and Sonic Adventure was destroyed by my relatives.......Anger,Confusion,Hatred,Rage,Angst, all combined to form the Dark Ace....man I was pissed and this was year it first came out....

Not to mention my Project Justice and MVC2 were damaged beyond repair.....I never knew the value of those games till this day..im so pissed....everytime I see "them" the deadly duo I just wanna go nuts.....but I wouldnt hurt anyone over a game though

gemdoom
09-24-2007, 11:37 AM
my moms threw out my snes with donkey kong country 1,2,3 chrono trigger, and an unopened box of final fantasy 3/6 . this left me with no system and had to watch t.v with no cable for like 5 years.........

when i got my gamecube i put away my dreamcast so it would't get messed up since i was gonna go all out on the gamecube.

when i get back into the fighting game scene i was happy that i saved my dreamcast..only to find out that my moms lent it to my cousin who is 8. when i went to get it and the mvc2 and other games he was playing it and dropped ice-t on it ..right in front of my face because i was taking it it back never the less i decked that nigga in the face out of anger. so yea i had to buy another one and am using a marvel mix cd instead of the original

Will Gotti
09-24-2007, 11:45 AM
my moms threw out my snes with donkey kong country 1,2,3 chrono trigger, and an unopened box of final fantasy 3/6 . this left me with no system and had to watch t.v with no cable for like 5 years.........

when i got my gamecube i put away my dreamcast so it would't get messed up since i was gonna go all out on the gamecube.

when i get back into the fighting game scene i was happy that i saved my dreamcast..only to find out that my moms lent it to my cousin who is 8. when i went to get it and the mvc2 and other games he was playing it and dropped ice-t on it ..right in front of my face because i was taking it it back never the less i decked that nigga in the face out of anger. so yea i had to buy another one and am using a marvel mix cd instead of the original

Damn. He poured that ice-t on purpose? That called for a running powerslam too. Dig in it like the British Bulldog.

Satomiblood
09-24-2007, 11:47 AM
I don't fucking get it. How and why do parents just throw consoles and games out like they're old newspapers. Are they retarded?

(Yes)

gemdoom
09-24-2007, 12:06 PM
Damn. He poured that ice-t on purpose? That called for a running powerslam too. Dig in it like the British Bulldog.

yea he was bitching that i was gonna take it back poured it with tears in his face for a small amount of satisfaction.............

beatsofdevil
09-24-2007, 12:13 PM
that should have ended his selfish no-good existence

scum gale 88
09-24-2007, 12:19 PM
my mom sold a vast majority of my jurassic park, spider man and ninja turtles toys one year at a garage sale while I was at my grandparents without telling me.

and when youre an 8 year old boy, NOBODY has the right to fuck around with your tmnt and dinosaurs.

Im still pissed about that...and every morning before my mom wakes up...I spit in her hair.



when i got my gamecube i put away my dreamcast so it would't get messed up since i was gonna go all out on the gamecube.

when i get back into the fighting game scene i was happy that i saved my dreamcast..only to find out that my moms lent it to my cousin who is 8. when i went to get it and the mvc2 and other games he was playing it and dropped ice-t on it ..right in front of my face because i was taking it it back never the less i decked that nigga in the face out of anger. so yea i had to buy another one and am using a marvel mix cd instead of the original
whoa, that kid had balls.
"if I cant have it, then nobody will!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!":rofl:

Will Gotti
09-24-2007, 12:24 PM
yea he was bitching that i was gonna take it back poured it with tears in his face for a small amount of satisfaction.............

Hell naw, how old is this dude? That just calls for a straight up BEATDOWN. Crying and cracking a little smile while fucking your shit up. That's just selfishness for something that ain't even his to begin with and disrespect.

Ryu & Ken
09-24-2007, 12:31 PM
Back when the Saturn first came out Blockbuster had this big contest to where if you rented 4 games you got entered into a drawing to try to win a Sega Saturn. 1st place was a Saturn and a big screen tv plus games, second place was a Saturn plus games. I begged my grandmother when I went over there to try to get money to rent games for my Genesis, just to enter this drawing. At the time I was a big time Sega fan and the Saturn was completely out of my price range.

So finally I get enough rentals to enter this contest even though the winner isnt announcer for weeks. I actually completely forgot about it christmas that year came around.(dont remember what year but it was the first year Saturn was released.) Most of my other christmas presents sucked ass, which is nothing new for most christmas's for most people. Then my grandma came over with this huge ass box. Now I didnt know what it was but I was excited to open it. I shredded the wrapping like it was cheese and low and behold it was a Sega Saturn still in the box. At first I thought my Grandma and Mom bought it. But then they said there would be no way in hell they would purchase a game system for that much.

It was then my Grandma told me that she recieved this package at her house with my name on it from a Blockbuster and just hid it until Christmas. I won the second place on the contest and was completely dumbfounded. It was the first and only thing I have ever actually won. Not only did I win the Saturn but it had VF 2, Virtua Cop 2, Virtua Racing and Daytona USA. Which was more then enough to satisfy me.

Now fastfoward years later and I am in the Army. I am being shipped off to Ft Lewis, WA and I tell my mom specifically NOT to move my Saturn, as I will ship it to me when I get the money. So a year or so later I call back to ask where it is at and she told me, SHE LET MY SISTER BORROW IT. The anger I was feeling at the time can not really be mentioned. I knew my Saturn was ruined and I would never see it again. My sister just got married to a dirtbag and would more then likely steal it. When I came back to physically grab my Saturn my sister made some bullshit story about they dont know where it is. So yes I lost my Saturn plus about 20 games that included Panzeer Dragoon Ziew, Guardian Heroes. Blazing Dragons among others. All because my mother thought it would be a good idea to "loan" it to my sister and her loser husband. They are now divorced and I will never see my Saturn again. :(

I think this film's tagline sums it up best

Somewhere... somehow... someone's going to pay!

sir_arthur
09-24-2007, 12:52 PM
You should send Segata Sanshiro over to your sister's house.

jae's sister: Hello? Hold on, I'm getting the door...

Segata: :mad:

jae's sister: WTF?

Segata: SEGA SATURN SHIRO!!! (Throws her 50 yards away where she explodes)



lmao this kept me laughing hard :rofl: don't know why tho...

Satomiblood
09-24-2007, 01:08 PM
You should send Segata Sanshiro over to your sister's house.

jae's sister: Hello? Hold on, I'm getting the door...

Segata: :mad:

jae's sister: WTF?

Segata: SEGA SATURN SHIRO!!! (Throws her 50 yards away where she explodes)


Segata commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V65dtKOk2Y

kz0060
09-24-2007, 01:17 PM
:rofl: Thread title had me chuckle a bit.

Raziel321
09-24-2007, 01:24 PM
I mean it's beyond them that they might actually be worth something. It simply can't be helped, studies in psychology have shown that all elderly women develop this way of thinking at a certain age.



Indeed. It's a mixture of apathy and raw insensitivity. It's the same reason why they all suck at driving.

Will Gotti
09-24-2007, 01:27 PM
I mean it's beyond them that they might actually be worth something. It simply can't be helped, studies in psychology have shown that all elderly women develop this way of thinking at a certain age.

Women develop that shit from an early age and it gets ultra worse when they get older. Moms start throwing away your important stuff as soon as you're old enough to care.

TheSix
09-24-2007, 01:36 PM
I have a feeling I will have a story to tell soon.

I keep all my old PC Game boxes(the big ones from the 90s) right here. My mom is starting to constantly nag me about throwing them away. Apparently they take up too much room....on the computer desk(the desk that is used to house my games :wtf:)

If I come home one day and they are gone....there will be hell to pay.

ReloadChapstick
09-24-2007, 01:40 PM
Yeah you basically fucked yourself when you did this. Everyone knows about the Grandmother stereotype, they'll always throw your Amazing Fantasy #15 in the trash, and give all your old toys to some random kids trick-or-treating if given the chance. They always say "Ohhhh-hh, I thought they were just some old papers and toys you didn't play with anymore sweeetiee..."

I mean it's beyond them that they might actually be worth something. It simply can't be helped, studies in psychology have shown that all elderly women develop this way of thinking at a certain age.

Tell me about it, haha. I just thought I could take her word for it when she said: "Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it." Oh but she still manages to hold on to stuff like my baby dresses....which are ancient.:arazz:

Women develop that shit from an early age and it gets ultra worse when they get older. Moms start throwing away your important stuff as soon as you're old enough to care.

That doesn't hold true for all women.:sweat:

Will Gotti
09-24-2007, 01:52 PM
That doesn't hold true for all women.:sweat:

When I said women, I meant specifically moms. You can get technical with wives and girlfriends, but moms, they're all trying to throw their kids important shit away.

ReloadChapstick
09-24-2007, 01:55 PM
When I said women, I meant specifically moms. You can get technical with wives and girlfriends, but moms, they're all trying to throw their kids important shit away.

Can't disagree with that.:rofl:

Biolink
09-24-2007, 01:56 PM
Man they are throwing away Systems like fucking paper weights or something.

At least ask a nigga first

kane_warhead
09-24-2007, 02:57 PM
I had alot of stories involving those mom's getting pissed and doing shit with your Saturn(I have no idea why it always involved my Saturn, Not my playstation or Genesis).

PsychoSquall
09-25-2007, 05:02 PM
I'm gonna go make and print out some warning stickers that say in big bold letters: "REMOVE THIS, AND I WILL KILL YOU" and sell them to people.

Night
09-25-2007, 05:22 PM
My mom and dad found my Playboys and other nudie magazines in my room after I moved out to Cali back in 2003. Behind my dresser there's a crawl in closet that has lots of room. No one knows the closets' there until you show them except for me, my mom, dad and sisters.

They decide to do some "spring cleaning". WHAT....THE...FUCK?

Oh god, the "surprise cleaning" stuff is ALWAYS bad. It's like you come home, and she's in there because she had a day off. No matter how well hidden the Playboys are (I personally put them in magazine holders between two Maxims on both ends, while the Playboys are reversed), a mom always manages to find them, you KNOW she found em, it's a tense moment to wonder what she's thinking at the time when she found em, and worst of all you're wondering where they are, if she threw em out and if you gotta go to the god damn garbage to retrieve them! FUUUUUUUCK!

Then there's all the game stuff lying around, like the boxes, the discs, etc. are all in disarray and when she asks "Do you need this?" when she's shows you stuff like your old ass game manuals and old crap like that and of COURSE you still want it, and there's no justifiable reason that she'll accept to stop her from throwing it out.

Nothing more frustrating.

X-Death
09-25-2007, 05:24 PM
I wanted to kill my friend's mom after some "cleaning" at his place that saw one of my games, and my Nintendo Power NES Game Atlas (I miss that thing so fucking bad) disappear.:annoy:

P. Gorath
09-25-2007, 05:39 PM
lay down with fleas you get dirty

Brutal-R
09-25-2007, 06:42 PM
I have actually lost 2 consoles and 1 handheld to my 'mother'. I left home and left my SNES, Saturn and Neo Geo pocket color there. I went to pick up my stuff and asked where it was. She said it was boxed up so I thought 'great'..... Fucking loosely boxed up in a leaky shed outside!!! Needless to say everything was ruined....and some PSone games too. 'Mother' needs to learn that when I lose the plot on my stuff, the incorrect response is 'oh its only games'........ :mad:

sainthuey
09-25-2007, 07:01 PM
Neo Geo pocket color

i wanted one of those bad boys when i was a young buck, if i had one of those and it went MIA there would be hell (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/sainthuey/sc.gif) to pay

Brutal-R
09-25-2007, 07:04 PM
i wanted one of those bad boys when i was a young buck, if i had one of those and it went MIA there would be hell (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/sainthuey/sc.gif) to pay

You don't know how much I had to restrain myself from doing that. Got it day of release too. :sad:

Dangerous J
09-25-2007, 07:11 PM
wow, I feel bad for y'all.

The only thing i am mad (not so much then, but now) was we moved to the states from the caribbean. My dad went back and sold of a lot of our shit, and brought our essentials. Unfortunately,my snes/games made it, but not my G1 transformers , some rare color reprints of mirage TMNT 80's comics, etc.

But other than that, since weve been in the us, and ive gone away, my mom doesnt throw any of my shit, doesnt let kids play with my stuff, or consoles. So, overall, Ive been very lucky.
(No siblings= insta-win)

Will Gotti
09-25-2007, 07:25 PM
Anyone ever been forced to give away stuff to relatives like little cousins? Man I remember when one of my 1st cousins came over with her son. She just bought him a Next Gen Sega Genesis, I had the 1st one that came out. I got it for Christmas 1990 or 1991. This little nigga had one game I think and when my cousin came over the house she was talking to my mom.

My mom suggests, on my behalf and not my consent, to let him have one of mine. You can just imagine the wtf'ness that came over me when I was approached about it. I had Mickey Mouse's Fantasia, Brutal, Altered Beast, Buster Douglas Boxing, Strider and something else. I wasn't giving up any of those bitches. A couple of which are rare. She badgered me knowing that she's the only person in this entire world who I'll break down for.

I ended up parting ways with Altered Beast which I didn't know of it's rarity at the time, the one that came with the system, and I was in emotional pain but was a man about it. I was close to tears but said fuck it cause I beat it so much already. Come to find out that shit is rare in perfect condition too and I told her about a few years later. All my games stayed in mint condition. I just got a shrug while she snacked on ham.:sad:

Luciano Leone
09-25-2007, 07:43 PM
I ended up parting ways with Altered Beast which I didn't know of it's rarity at the time,

I didn't know it was rare? Is it just the one that came with the system or are all copies rare?

I took it back to the game shop when I was a kid cause I thought it sucked..

Will Gotti
09-25-2007, 08:28 PM
I didn't know it was rare? Is it just the one that came with the system or are all copies rare?

I took it back to the game shop when I was a kid cause I thought it sucked..

When I last looked, yea it was. I told my mom about it years later, you're a little younger than my cousin. When I researched the ones that came with the system were acknowledged as rare. IDK about now. Either way, I don't have it now.

Satomiblood
09-25-2007, 08:29 PM
My mom threw away my shampoo a few times.

Ho0v-Man
09-25-2007, 09:44 PM
My mom had a yard sale about six years ago and sold all my nes stuff. I had the console, 2 controllers, the zapper, oh yeah and 50+ GAMES!!!!! I shit like megaman 1-6, double dragon, battletoads, all the marios, the TMNT games, everything. I had it all put up b/c my nes DID WORK, but you had to tinker w/ it for a few minutes so I was like whatever. But I would still get it down a couple times a month and rock it.:rock:

Anyways, the day she sells it, I go to play some good ol' MM6 and find that none of my stuff is there anymore. I ask her about it and she tells me SHE SOLD IT ALL FOR 50 CENTS!!!!!!!! :annoy::annoy::annoy::annoy::annoy:

Now I could understand selling the console b/c I intended to get another anyway but come on! Her reasoning was that I don't play it anymore. My games are all in my room. How would she know what I play?

But she let me keep the 50 cents. A legacy of classic games, a can of soda, same thing, right?

Mr.Noodle
09-25-2007, 10:00 PM
After a year when I bought my PS2(about 5-6 years ago), I noticed my PS1 and SNES gone. I looked everywhere for it and couldn't find them. I asked my mom about it and in an angry voice she says "I don't know where they are". It bugs me to this day that I don't know where they are. I know she had something to do with it since she the only one that cleans the house and is notorious for throwing shit out without asking if we need it. Also, just a month ago, she threw one of my SLAM magazines in the recycling bin. When I confronted her about it, she thought all there was in the magazine was just ads for clothes. Course I yelled at her for throwing it away and she had the nerve to snap back at me.

I came to the conclusion that she gave away my systems to some punk ass kids or they went in the trash, but I always have that slim hope that they're somewhere in the house.

Noticing from all the post. I guess most fathers know not to mess with your stuff:confused:.

axeman61
09-25-2007, 10:16 PM
My mom had a yard sale about six years ago and sold all my nes stuff. I had the console, 2 controllers, the zapper, oh yeah and 50+ GAMES!!!!! I shit like megaman 1-6, double dragon, battletoads, all the marios, the TMNT games, everything. I had it all put up b/c my nes DID WORK, but you had to tinker w/ it for a few minutes so I was like whatever. But I would still get it down a couple times a month and rock it.:rock:

Anyways, the day she sells it, I go to play some good ol' MM6 and find that none of my stuff is there anymore. I ask her about it and she tells me SHE SOLD IT ALL FOR 50 CENTS!!!!!!!! :annoy::annoy::annoy::annoy::annoy:

Now I could understand selling the console b/c I intended to get another anyway but come on! Her reasoning was that I don't play it anymore. My games are all in my room. How would she know what I play?

But she let me keep the 50 cents. A legacy of classic games, a can of soda, same thing, right?

You left out the part where you choked her into looking like a Smurf.

HeartNana
09-25-2007, 10:47 PM
Man that sucks for you guys.

My parents havent like, ever thrown out anything of mine that i would find REMOTELY valuable. If anything, theres too much crap lying around our house. My dad is one of those people who saves EVERYTHING (Yes, we still have the BOX to our SNES from 1993 or whatever, don't ask me why we still need the box for it, but we have it nonetheless). Plus my dad is a gamer and knows the value of games and stuff, and my mom just knows not to throw anything of mine away. Especially if i have it in my room, then she knows its something i have there for a reason and wouldnt take it. And when she asked me if there was anything i had to give her godchildren as toys that i dont use anymore, i just found a naruto headband thing that i won for free at a tourney, and a couple manga to give the kids, and she made sure that if i even remotely still wanted them to just keep them.

So yeah, sucks to be you guys with crappy parents. Even when i went to Japan for 9 months, i came back and my room was like, untouched except for the fact that they used my old desktop cause my room is conveniently located. Im sure some of you would have half their stuff gone and sold. :lol:

PsychoSquall
09-26-2007, 09:21 AM
That'd be mad funny if a gamer actually tried to sue his mom for taking his crap.

Ne0phyte
09-26-2007, 10:31 AM
My mom put a box of Cinnabons I had just bought in the freezer and they got ruined =(

You guys' parents/family are mad disrespectful. My parents never touched my stuff or went in my room. The benefits of being a good, trustworthy kid.

Will Gotti
09-26-2007, 10:38 AM
I was trustworthy. I didn't even have a curfew in HS on school nights, I was asked what time I thought was a good time to get home and I said 11pm. My dad said OK and I was home either a couple minutes before 11pm, early or on the dot. I was never late once and that's the dead truth. What kid gets to make their own curfew? That's some shit.

A lot of parents just like to know what's going on with their kids by looking through their shit or cleaning up their house which includes your room and the stuff they bought you.

ReloadChapstick
09-26-2007, 12:22 PM
My mom threw away my shampoo a few times.

I would kick my mom's ass if she touched my shampoo!:annoy:

Ne0phyte
09-26-2007, 05:44 PM
I was trustworthy. I didn't even have a curfew in HS on school nights, I was asked what time I thought was a good time to get home and I said 11pm. My dad said OK and I was home either a couple minutes before 11pm, early or on the dot. I was never late once and that's the dead truth. What kid gets to make their own curfew? That's some shit.

A lot of parents just like to know what's going on with their kids by looking through their shit or cleaning up their house which includes your room and the stuff they bought you.
I bought my own stuff.

Will Gotti
09-26-2007, 05:49 PM
I bought my own stuff.

Oooh damn. I was perrenially unemployed during HS. My momma and daddy paid me for being me yo. If I had a girl like you who had a job in HS, I wouldn've had to pay for shit...but you seem like a "take no shit type of chick" so yea I probably would have.

jae hoon
10-13-2007, 03:09 PM
I would kick my mom's ass if she touched my shampoo!:annoy:

What is worse is when your mom uses your shampoo. You come back from a trip or something and the damn thing is half empty.

uknowuwishuwereme
10-13-2007, 11:57 PM
This reminds me of the time my mom got mad at me for playing nintendo when I was suppose to be washing the dishes.

She asked me to wash the dishes before she got home for work. This was when Street Fighter 2 Turbo just came out on SNES. I'll never forget it. I was ussing Guile fighting CPU Cammy.

Suddently the front door opens. I pause and run to the kitchen but I was too late. My mom looks at me and then the dishes in the sink. She unloads with a loud yell as she rips the console from the TV, runs to the front door and tosses it out over the balcony of our 2nd floor apartment.

I reached the balcony in tears just in time to watch a homeless man take of running with my SNES and my launch copy of Super Street Fighter 2.

My dreams are haunted to this day.

God damn I would have killed that bitch.

SirFritzalot
10-14-2007, 12:41 AM
I have a Sega Saturn still.

That's all I wanted to say

-Fritz:angel:

mr. newbie
10-14-2007, 05:08 AM
my step mom's parents won't let me take MY snes and game collection away from their house for no damn reason. they just lock the cabinet and say they have to stay for when i visit (never).

bitches be crazy!

FighterX
10-14-2007, 06:31 AM
So yeah, sucks to be you guys with crappy parents. Even when i went to Japan for 9 months, i came back and my room was like, untouched except for the fact that they used my old desktop cause my room is conveniently located. Im sure some of you would have half their stuff gone and sold. :lol:

I hear you. I've never fathomed how some parents can be so disrespectful to their kids. "They're not here, they don't want this." *toss*

I've been away from home for 8 years, and went back a few weeks ago and my old G1 TFs are still in my mom's closet with a copy of the checklist I made, and all toys were in the OG zip-lock bags I put them in before I left. I'm glad that they understood how much I value my personal items. They told me that I can keep there there as long as I want :lovin: When we get a house here, I'll def be back for them.

SuicidalGrandpa
10-14-2007, 09:04 AM
The part I hate is after I buy things with my own money, they take them from me when I get outta line (hardly ever). I worked and paid for my shit, but they just take it.

Alzarath
10-14-2007, 10:43 AM
Wow, some of you guys have shitty parents/relatives...

Riot Guard
10-14-2007, 10:47 AM
I would take the most important thing she had and do the same thing to her.

Helter Skelter
10-14-2007, 10:59 AM
My mother is hardcore.

My mother never gave away consoles, or lost them.
She smashed them fuckers with hammers, or just smashed them against the floor.

The worst was, I has fucked up at school (badly).
The bitch made me, smash my N64 up myself.
I always feel like a bitch, when I remmeber that.
I was like "...Mom...Please...Don't make me do this...Sniff sniff...(SMASH!)".

FighterX
10-14-2007, 11:01 AM
The bitch made me, smash my N64 up myself.


That's the gaming equivalent of making you go get your own switch to beat your own ass with. :rofl:

Ho0v-Man
10-14-2007, 12:35 PM
My mother is hardcore.

The worst was, I has fucked up at school (badly).
The bitch made me, smash my N64 up myself.


I would have smashed it over her face. But then again, I always bought my consoles and games for the most part.

Biolink
10-14-2007, 12:41 PM
What is it with women and video games?

These thing's cost alot of fucking money,and they are treating them like paper weights

PsychoSquall
10-14-2007, 08:19 PM
My mother is hardcore.

My mother never gave away consoles, or lost them.
She smashed them fuckers with hammers, or just smashed them against the floor.


Jeez, that was harsh.

I love how moms try and get you to give up your old toys/games to younger relatives, and if you didn't, they throw some guilt trip about how selfish you were...

Holy Knight
10-14-2007, 08:53 PM
Damn, some fucked up shit in this thread. :sad:

Condolences all around.

scum gale 88
10-14-2007, 09:08 PM
My mother is hardcore.

The worst was, I has fucked up at school (badly).
The bitch made me, smash my N64 up myself.
I always feel like a bitch, when I remmeber that.
I was like "...Mom...Please...Don't make me do this...Sniff sniff...(SMASH!)".

no kid should EVER have to go through something like that.

thats like the videogame equivalent of a Saw movie.

fishjie
10-14-2007, 09:21 PM
nah i love my parents and now that i am older i see that i am pretty lucky. i got two parents who loved me and they sacrificed a lot to make sure i could have a good life in america. when we came over here, dad worked his ass off trying to get his phd while making sure we had food to eat, and he was so stressed his hair had turned all white by the age of 30. mom was working overtime every day as a waitress. we were poor as hell, but they kept at it and are basically an example of the american dream come true - coming from a shitty country and starting a great life in the land of the free.

yes there were times when i hated them, but that was when i was much younger, and all those problems and arguments now all seem to trivial. i am incredibly grateful and will make sure they are well taken care of as they grow older.

IzunaDrop
10-14-2007, 09:28 PM
My mom is crazy like that too. I've owned 2 NES's, 2 Playstations, 2 Super Nintendos, and the list goes on. Each time, I accumulate a massive amount of games for each one, and then she grabs everything and sells it at a garage sale for $10. When I bought my Wii, she tried to get me to sell my ps2, n64 and Gamecube. "You don't need those systems!" I bought them, I bought every game for all of them, yet she thinks she can up and sell MY property. That crap is beyond annoying.

TrunksSS3
10-18-2007, 09:02 AM
i remember when i used to act sick or get cought cutting school, my mom would take away all my video game systems Snes genesis ,and hide them and give them back whenever she felt like it!! or all she had to hide and not give back were my controllers..u cant play or do shit with out them =[

Javid
10-18-2007, 09:50 AM
Yes i did!

when they threw out my Hori PRO!

and when they let a kid in to my room and he fucked up all my Gundam Models


Haha, that happened to one of my friends with his Gundam models. He was pissed. I mean they were fucked up to such a point that he couldn't even put them back together. To this day they just sit in a box collecting dust, since they have missing pieces. How does a little kid do so much damage, it's beyond me...