The "Name Your Child" Thread

[moocus]

so i was wondering. if all you srk-ers had one son and one daughter, what would you name them and why? so one name for a boy and one name for a girl. i'm sure many on here already have kids, what was the reason behind their name?


i don't plan on having kids soon, but maybe someone who is can reference this thread when deciding on a name.

(if this topic has FAIL written all over it just let me know so i can delete it before a hundred people call me a ***.)

[MrBlank]

meh its a so so thread.

so maybe only 10 people will call you ***...

[valaris]

Son: Texas Ranger
Daughter: Mydadhasashotgun (in 1 word)

[Ducky]

I am always tempted to name my future child a name with all constanants, preferably hard constanants, no vowels. Something like Ktvxwqztpdkbczctq. When people ask how to pronounce it, I would say "Bob. His name is Bob."

[Cisco]

phag..

[TS]

Violencia if it's a girl.

Gay Anal if it's a boy.

[MrBlank]

^ Gaynal sounds like you can get away with...

[w1r3d]

i like the name Jennifer for a girl
for a boy, I think Solomon sounds cool, plus I could call him Sol. I dunno if my future wife would let me get away with it though :wonder:

[Biolink]

For my 1st son

Eric Williams III

My second will be named something like Deandre,Deangelo, or Lawrence

Having a girl really isn't an option.I want muh niggas to be the fuckers,not the fuckees ya heard?

[SlayerofBodom]

Here are a few good ones;

Boy-Crystal, Brianna (builds character, and they'll be excellent fighters from all the experience they'll have against bullies growing up)

Girl- LorenaBobbitt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt)

[Ninja Wallace]

Awesomeo.

[Draeger]

Boy - Jack Bauer
Girl - Jackie Bauer

[spideyman]

I got 3 kids already. Jayson, Jasmine and Jack.

[Taichi]

Boy: Grayson
Girl: Cassandra

[Geese Pants]

Son - Geese.

I'm serious...............I'm gonna name my son Geese.

[MagnetiX]

Boy : Ai Wang Slap U.


For girl...hm, iono, I guess the wife can name them.

[ProfessorS]

Leon James or Miles Alan if a boy.

Dunno if it's a girl.

[Infested Jester]

Boy or girl, they will get a normal fucking name like John, Stever, or Jen. I really hate this trend with weird names lately as it's getting worse and worse. I heard some names recently and I thought they were jokes at first....."Orbit" and "Camper." I mean seriously, it's gonna get to the point where any word can be a name...."This is my son Wallpaper and my daughter Golf Club."

[thurst]

boy: kevin
girl: whatever non-ghetto shit her mom wants

[The Green Trench Coat]

my bf and i already decided:
boy: Maximum Power
girl: Mass fuerte'



also how many of you guys are Jr's or 2nds or 3rds.
I don't think i'd ever name my kid a jr. it's like the ultimate in egotistical bullshit IMO.



btw i'm a Jr.

[Unreallystic]

Girls: Harmony, Jasmine, Melody
Boys: Bob, Brian, Kuhthooloo
- :bluu:

[dirzzt360]

My daughters name is Natalie Ann - I liked that name, me and her mom agreed it was a good name.

My sons name is Joseph Paul Jr. - I wanted to name my first son after me

[phae]

My son I will name Donovan. No lie, I am naming my son Donovan and anyone I settle down with has to agree to this name.

My daughter will be named after me. I hate my name, I will pass it on to my daughter. Welcome to the world, baby Marilyn! :tup:

[Infested Jester]

What's wrong with Marilyn? What do you guys think of Jimothy as a name for my son.

It sounds like an attempted joke on the name Timothy. :shake:

[Biggzy]

Vikram

[phae]

I'll tell you what's wrong with the name Marilyn..

It's a fucking old people name! I have never met a Marilyn under the age of fucking 60! All Marilyn's are either me, or old as time itself! Fuck!

That and no one can ever spell the damn name right - this really pisses me off because sure it's an uncommon name but it's fucking famous as all hell - Marilyn Monroe AND Marilyn Manson? And myself? It's been spelled Maryland, Marylin, Marilin, and one illiterate faggot actually spelled it "Marlin" once.. I wanted to curl up and die.

[ToyRobotTerror]

Schtoltenheim Reinbach and Brünhilde.

[Wild Kitty]

Boy: Dejermahlkwin

Girl: Ruhshahndolyniquah

[Warpticon]

Girls: Harmony, Jasmine, Melody
Boys: Bob, Brian, Kuhthooloo
- :bluu:

I see you wanted to go with musical names like I do. I haven't picked middle names, but I really wanted to come up with music-related names for my children that don't sound retarded. So I came up with Dorian and Lydia.

[valaris]

I'll tell you what's wrong with the name Marilyn..

It's a fucking old people name! I have never met a Marilyn under the age of fucking 60! All Marilyn's are either me, or old as time itself! Fuck!

That and no one can ever spell the damn name right - this really pisses me off because sure it's an uncommon name but it's fucking famous as all hell - Marilyn Monroe AND Marilyn Manson? And myself? It's been spelled Maryland, Marylin, Marilin, and one illiterate faggot actually spelled it "Marlin" once.. I wanted to curl up and die.

Try having my name in an American settings. How many of you asked me to spell my name at evo?

[Hyperhal]

Son - Geese.

I'm serious...............I'm gonna name my son Geese.

Man I'm tempted to do that shit too, or at least name him Rock

For a girl, either Athena or Fiona

[DS]

My son I will name Donovan. No lie, I am naming my son Donovan and anyone I settle down with has to agree to this name.

Your love for Vampire Saviour ish unbrockable.

My daughter will be named after me. I hate my name, I will pass it on to my daughter. Welcome to the world, baby Marilyn! :tup:

It's a cool name. And those old people? They were young, too.

Try having my name in an American settings. How many of you asked me to spell my name at evo?

Dipswitches can fix that.

Anyway, I will NOT name my kid after me. My mom fucked up on that play and it cost her a 5 yard penalty.

I'll probably name my kid something cool, but not after me. Vincent was always a cool name because then I can call him Vinny and he'll just bust me in the kneecaps with a bat.

"That's daddy's little boy. OH! THE PAIN!"

[Taichi]

Nobody seems at all surprised, or opposed to me naming my hypothetical future children after Batman Characters.

I'm actually kinda surprised.

[RoninChaos]

If I have a son I'm going to name him Brian after my boy who passed away.

If I have a girl, I'll probably go with Angela or Kairi. I really dig both those names, but my current girlfriend doesn't. She wants to do Sophia Belen. I dig the name Belen though. I don't know anybody with that name.

[DS]

NEW UPDATE: In spite of my love for Arcana Heart(October 11th fools. Buy it!), I will name my daughter Arcana. Or Lilica.

"BITCH! YOU BETTER 236A YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!! :mad:"

[white shadow]

Girl: La' Scivious

Boy: Lurdbergutter

[moocus]

I am always tempted to name my future child a name with all constanants, preferably hard constanants, no vowels. Something like Ktvxwqztpdkbczctq. When people ask how to pronounce it, I would say "Bob. His name is Bob." i laughed so hard at this :lol:

anyway, i've always been fond of one syllable names, especially Jack. i love that name.
for a girl, definitely rena (pronounced reena, not rayna). coolest girl name ever.

someone said donovan earlier in the post. if i had two sons, they'd be jack and donovan, definitely.

[moocus]

maybe you should name her mug. mug costanza!
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[Sasmasta]

Schtoltenheim Reinbach
LoL. Good one.

Son: Damien
Daughter: Lorraine

I always 'dug' those names...

[Pablo_the_Mex]

My son shall be named Maximus.

[f_man]

maybe you should name her mug. mug costanza!
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wait nm theres more

art. art vandelay hernandeez.

[Kzoh]

Son: Kevin Ray Lewis III, because im the II, a girl i am not sure..me and my wife would have to decide on that .

[StuartHayden]

I've always liked the name Isaac for a boy

Lily or Rose for a girl.

-SH

[ShawnLoganownzu]

Boy - leonidas
Girl - leonidas

[Asura]

I want to name my daughter either Alexiel or Lileath, I want to name my son Alexi but not if my dauther is named Alexiel. Then I'll name him something like Demetri.

[Spooty Whiteboy]

I'll tell you what's wrong with the name Marilyn..

It's a fucking old people name! I have never met a Marilyn under the age of fucking 60! All Marilyn's are either me, or old as time itself! Fuck!

That and no one can ever spell the damn name right - this really pisses me off because sure it's an uncommon name but it's fucking famous as all hell - Marilyn Monroe AND Marilyn Manson? And myself? It's been spelled Maryland, Marylin, Marilin, and one illiterate faggot actually spelled it "Marlin" once.. I wanted to curl up and die.

Bitch about your name all you want, but at least your name isn't Dusty Cox. Oh, the amount of dirty penis jokes I heard in school. People still laugh in my face when they find out my name.

I'll probably name my son something horrible so he can go through the same experience I did growing up. It'll be good for him...toughen him up.

[P. Gorath]

always wanted to name a son ORION but I doubt the girl would let me. Might curse them with RALPH too

[Lei Mana]

I'm going to have my kids beat the shit out of any kids named after video game characters. Especially KOF characters. Choose your names wisely.

[coco_j]

^ Being Hiscock, I used to get a fair share. " Is your middle name sux? "

[Ouroborus]

Girl: Amber
Boy: Alex(ander)

[Warpticon]

Bitch about your name all you want, but at least your name isn't Dusty Cox. Oh, the amount of dirty penis jokes I heard in school. People still laugh in my face when they find out my name.

I'll probably name my son something horrible so he can go through the same experience I did growing up. It'll be good for him...toughen him up.

I'm a Dolphins fan. At one point they had both Cox and Beavers in their linebacking corps.

[Unreallystic]

I'm a Dolphins fan. At one point they had both Cox and Beavers in their linebacking corps.

:rofl:
I'm done for the day off this alone.

And yeah I want musical names, couldn't think of more outside of the three girl names that weren't too "WTF". Decibul...uhm...no. Bass...er...no. Stanza? Maybe.
- :bluu:

[RyuHikaru]

I like Melody... thats nice.

Boy - Chase
Girl - Faye [for real, shit is g]

[Dangerous J]

boy - Magnus

girl - Vanessa

[Windlord0]

for a girl I've always liked the name Nimue.

I don't know about a guys name.... maybe Cable,yeah he could be Cable.

[Pinion]

As gay as it may sound I love picking out baby names. Now with the guidelines provided, if I had to name one boy and one girl I'd go with the following:

Girl: Emma.

Boy: Otto.

Not many people like the name Otto, but if I were to change my birth name (Nathan) that's what I'd go for.

[krost]

Boy: Damien
Girl: Charlotte

[Striderhyru05]

i always liked the name zelda for a girl

but thats just asking for it

[DS]

i always liked the name zelda for a girl

but thats just asking for it

Why not just go all the way and name her SexyZeldie? =p

[Son Them All]

Sons - Dante, Kairo (or Dante and Vergil if twin boys)
daughters - Rachel, Angelina (or Angel for short) makes her initials "AA" as well

[GuMz]

girl-hoopty
boy-rolex


lol

[DjClayFace]

Boy- Sid
Girl- Lili

[Wellman]

Girl: Eden (cause several girlfriends and sisters have told me, no woman will allow you to name their daughter Edward, so I'll settle for her nickname being Ed)

Boy: Probably name him after my pops or something Augustus.

[Luciano Leone]

Boy: Jack, Diego (only if I have a kid with a hispanic wife)
Girl: Eva, Jen

I was gonna give some smartass answers but I grow weary of Dane Cook-esque responses to important questions. Also at 18, its way too fucking early in my life for me to be contemplating this shit

[EM Disruptor]

boy- DeeJay or DJ
girl- no thx =)

[xcfrisco]

I REALLY want to name my firstborn (obviously male) Crono, but I might spare him the grief and just make that his middle name.

Girl is getting a normal name though, probably Maria.

[wez]

Girl is getting a normal name though, probably Maria.

Really original:rofl:

I HAVE 10 COUSINS NAMED MARIA![/exaggeration]:looney:

[moocus]

i think having 10 cousins is a feat in itself.

[[SLAYER]chaos]

Girl: Jillian or Gina.
Boy: Tommy or Mike, something normal.

Even though I'd never give my kids first names for anime/video games, god knows that's going in their middle name. I just can't wait to have like, Mike SUPER SAIYIN LEVEL TWO GOKU Capo. That'd be too cool, and in all caps like it should be.

[Phobos]

Girl:Yuri

Boy:Gohan