SRK Battle Poll Round 2 Day 1. Ready for action. FEEL THE HEAT!

[Lantis]

8:47:18

Jack Bauer storms into the Situation Room, which was riddled with scattered papers and computers working at full march. Several office workers were running everywhere with all sorts of folders in their hands. Jack looked determined as ever as he bursted into the main communications complex, where Tony Almeida and Nadia Yassir were looking into some files of some importance. Jack made his presence immediately felt when he slammed a whole book onto the table, which instantly gained the attention of both Tony and Nadia, as well as other office workers in the vicinity.

“Heaven Clash…. What sort of riddle is this, Tony? Is this the name for some secret terrorist organization?”

Tony swayed his total attention towards Jack, “Look, Jack, you don’t have to be hasty about this. We received a call from some unknown origin that some people working under this ‘Heaven Clash’ were coming in today. We do not know at which time this will happen, but I’m betting that it will be soon enough.”

Jack slapped his thighs in a sign of frustration, “What?! ANOTHER break-in into the CTU? Jesus Christ, Tony, let’s salvage the name of the institution for once and actually have someone NOT breaking into the facilities?”

Nadia stepped in, “Jack, we have already contacted our agents in India and Siria, and we have no information whatsoever on any criminal organization called ‘Heaven Clash’. We are currently looking into the matter to see if there is no inner terrorist group that might be behind this.”

Jack slammed his fists against the table, looking down, and shaking his head, “We don’t have much time…. What are they planning? What are they after?”

Mike Doyle suddenly barges in from behind Jack, looking quite exasperated, “They’re here! The guys from Heaven Clash are here! And they sure do seem to be an odd bunch at that.”

Tony puts down the files he was checking, “What?!? Where are they? How many are there?”

Mike took a deep breath, as he gulped down a big lump in his throat, “They’re in the command center right now. They are around 50 people of all sorts. We’re talking giant robots, weird creatures, the works. Seems directly taken out of a science-fiction movie, if you ask me….”

Jack seemed to be pulling the last remaining roots of his hair, “How could you just let them in here? Can anybody just come walking in here like they own the place? What’s the matter with you?”

Mike was sweating cold, “They…They seem to have some clearance papers, sir. Of the highest authroization level possible! They could even have the right to shut down this place without as much as saying ‘hi’!”

Tony walked out of the room, “That’s impossible! Let’s go check it out!”

9:12:40

Tony, Jack, and Nadia ran over to the command center, and indeed, once they broke into the room, a huge bunch of oddities were expecting them, and in the forefront, Aioros was expecting them all, with his usual gracious smile.

Jack slowly walked towards Aioros, while looking in every direction possible to avoid outcomes. The looks from Raoh and Dinobot were apparently making Jack feel uneasy. Aioros was indeed, holding some papers in his hands.

“Are you from Heaven Clash?”, Jack slowly asked with his hand gracing his gun.

“Indeed, we are. We’ve come to host a series of battles over here in your command center. I hope you don’t mind”. Aioros said this with the calmest tone that no one could ever imagine. He handed over the papers to Jack, who promptly gave them a run-through, and much to his chagrin, seemed helpless by them.

“Who did this? Tell me!”

“I believe that is my doing, detective!”

Phoenix Wright stepped right in, proud as ever, with his chest stuck out, and extending his hand for a shake, “Phoenix Wright is the name, Ace Attorney is my game. We’ve had the info about CTU for quite some time now. I do hope this will be enough, detective Bauer?”

Jack grinded his teeth and clenched his sweat-drenched hands, “Fine, but we’ll get the case on you soon enough!”

Jack left as soon as he came in. Wright and Aioros nodded at each other with much glee, as Xandu took the signal to make way for his competitors.

9:25:03

Wearing red gloves, white pants, and red feet protectors, Kazuya Mishima steps out, his left eye still gleaming with a eerie orange hue. His smirk was creepy, as usual. His opponent this time, however, seemed up and ready for the challenge as he stood up from a crouching position, and jumped in place a couple of times.

“Hey, you must be that Mishima Zaibatsu flunkie! Heard you had a bad habit of jumping into volcanoes. Sounds totally rad, but not really my style….”

Kazuya crossed his arms and flinched his mouth, “You’re the Masters dog that everybody keeps talking about. You seem to enjoy being under the shadow of your former training partner. I wonder why you won’t excel past his capabilities?”

Ken flicked a fist at Kazuya, “I do my own thang, boy. Now how about you come over here so I can wash your face with my fists?”

Kazuya dusts off his biceps, “Don’t blame me if you get plastered all over the floor!”

9:36:22

Zander nodded, and stepped aside to let his choices pass through.

Snake walked out calmly as he inspected the room, “This is why I never was interested in office work. Too much paper and boring sessions sitting behind a desk. That really wouldn’t suit me….”

Snake would have tripped over Itachi had he not realized he was there just a couple of steps before bumping into him. Snake jumped back and put himself in guard, “Whoa, who are YOU?”

Itachi stared Snake down with a cold glance, “I see you have killed many people in your lifetime. Are you not satisfied with the blood that has spilled by your hands?”

Snake wipes his cheek, “I don’t usually carry a track record with me. Why are all you ninjas so concerned with death anyways? Go out there and get a life, for Pete’s sake!”

Itachi narrowed his sight, “Foolish soldier…this is a field which you cannot infiltrate!”

9:42:57

Aioros motioned for his competitors to come forth towards the arena.

Robocop walked out with his distinguished pace, and looked around constantly, “The CTU. A good place to enrichen my database. I wonder where the computer terminals are….”

He was cut off at that moment by the thunderous steps coming from the huge Autobot, Grimlock, already in robot mode, “Me Grimlock aint going nowhere! You Robocop stay here and play!”

Robocop looked up, “You must be Grimlock. I appreciate that you saved me back there in Osaka. How strange now that I must fight you….”

Grimlock taps his forehead, “Yeah, me Grimlock not like very much. Me Grimlock like shiny clothes you have. But me Grimlock must stop you, so me Grimlock can become KING!”

Robocop tilts his head slightly, “Understood. I will not hold back either. My directives comply me to stop any threat, whatever it may be….”

9:55:01

Farnir raises his arm, and the fighters follow suit to come out.

Coincidentally, two boxers follow one after the other, one of them being slightly taller than the other, but each wearing the typical shorts and gloves. Ippo smiled brightly as Date also took his place, “Wow, Date Eiji! I heard you had retired for good after you lost to Martinez. I’m so glad I can have a bout with you now! Especially after that fight we had were you knocked me out….”

Date smacks his fists together, “Ippo! I saw your fighting spirit burn brightly in every match you had, and in your last battle with that toad. Your moves are still as sharp as ever. If this is going to be my last match, let’s at least give a show to the crowd, for old times’ sake!”

Ippo looked depressed, “A last match? That doesn’t sound too good. What will become of the Featherweight title without you?”

Date winked, “The answer is within you, Ippo. I have a family to look forward to, but you have a whole life ahead of you. Make the most of it!”

Ippo enters a guard stance, “All right, I will! Prepare yourself, Mr. Eiji!”

Date also puts his guard up, “Comin’ at ya, Ippo!”

Jack whispers to Tony, “Get me a file on these Heaven Clash characters…maybe we can get some dirt of them….”

Stage: CTU Headquarters/24

Defcon 5 (300 words, 3 votes)
The highest level of national security alert, everyone must be on guard! Zero tolerance mode is entered, and everyone suspicious will be held responsible without further questioning. The CTU forces will pin down anyone who gets out of line!

Bomb Squad (400 words, 4 votes)
Reports of scattered bombs within the CTU facility have spread around! Now the bomb squad has arrived to defuse any possible explosive, but some of them might still be around. If one character steps accidentally into one, it could mean mayhem before you know it.

Crisis Averted (500 words, 5 votes)
Whenever in doubt, call on Jack! He is the man for the job. Using whatever method that is in his hands, he can solve any problem that may arise. Against any character, Jack always has a solution and a way to put them down for the good of the country.

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TODAY'S MATCHES

ATHENA DIVISION
-Host of the Devil Gene-
Kazuya Mishima/Tekken (Lantis)
VS.
-United States Martial Arts Champion-
Ken Masters/Street Fighter (DragonSama)

HADES DIVISION
-The Legendary Soldier-
Solid Snake/Metal Gear (Ephidel)
VS.
-Master of the Mangekyo Sharingan-
Uchiha Itachi/Naruto (The Damned)

POSEIDON DIVISION
-The Law Enforcer of the Future-
Robocop/Robocop (ToyRobotTerror)
VS.
-The Thunderous Autobot-
Grimlock/Transformers (Diek Stiekem)

APOLO DIVISION
-The Up-and-Coming Star-
Ippo Makunouchi/Victorious Boxers (ShinkuuR)
VS.
-The Featherweight Legend-
Date Eiji/Victorious Boxers (maxx)

Gotta get on to some VOTING, dammit!

[Lantis]

My votes:

- KAZUYA! C'mon, men, don't fall for some guy who got punched in the balls by some 6-year old kid. That's not MANLY! Vote for real men who punches babies and kicks old ladies in the head. GANGSTA!

- Snake, because I'm barely getting into Naruto.

- GRIMLOCK, for sheer comedy purpose.

- Ippo. Uhhh...I dunno...cuz he's the hero? And reminds me of Little Mac? :sweat:

[4neqs]

Now would be a good time to see some more of Damned's writing. it's an odd but a certainly intriguing matchup.

I think I'll pitch votes later after the initial propaganda and skills salvo. That is, when WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

[The Damned]

Wait? I fight today? Oh, goddamn it.

Sigh.

I have too many things to do again, but at least I don't have work. I hope this doesn't cut into my study time.


Anyway, Itachi can actually win this one unlike his fight with Tir, which is pretty iffy at best.

Snake can't really do anything in this situation except maybe use that infamous box to shield his eyes and, maybe, use some land mines.

Snake also seems to more adept with a knife than a gun, which just plays into Itachi's eyes and hands. Itachi won't be hit by anything that Snake can dish out unless he wants to, and if he wants to it means that Snake is already caught in his genjutsu and/or is hitting a Bushin that is about to explode.

You don't really have to see like Naruto at all see that the Sharingan is rather broken against people with no powers all.

Speaking of which, isn't Snake also somewhat at disadvantage? Despite being this uber spy or whatever, doesn't age really, really fast?

Itachi could just wait him out to death with a swarm of bushin.


Oh well, I have a feeling this will come down to popularity again.


Votes:

Ken Masters - Kazuya might be more than human in the Tekken world and thus pretty powerful, but Ken Masters is still pretty high in the SF world, and pretty much everyone there is more than human. Having a sparring partner that can lift 8 tons > demonstrating power by being to survive being thrown off cliffs into various things.

I swear, the Mishimas have Geese Howard syndrome.


Uchiha Itachi - "Snake? Snake! Snaaaakkkkkee!!!!"


Grimlock - Murphy gets fucked up too much, and not in the stereotypical "Irishmen get smashed" way.


Date - They are both from the same anime and it seems like Date eventually beat Ippo.



Wow. Today was easy.

4Photon Edit: I will of course be writing later, especially since I expect for Ephidel to show up and probably lose to Snake's popularity regardless.


Vote Change EDIT: Whoops. Had it changed around. It seems like Date beat Ippo, not the other way around.

I vote for Date now. Sorry, Shinkuu.

[maxx]

My votes:

- KAZUYA! C'mon, men, don't fall for some guy who got punched in the balls by some 6-year old kid. That's not MANLY! Vote for real men who punches babies and kicks old ladies in the head. GANGSTA!

- Snake, because I'm barely getting into Naruto.

- GRIMLOCK, for sheer comedy purpose.

- Ippo. Uhhh...I dunno...cuz he's the hero? And reminds me of Little Mac? :sweat:

what kinda hero is ippo. he lost to date twice and even with a baton pass because date thought he saw potential in ippo. ya know what ippo does..fucking cries about his homo lover miyata. WAHHH i can't fight my gay lover in a match. He seriously cried a whole day cause he couldn't fight him. A real warrior would man the fuck up and find a new stronger opponent..nah ippo just has yes homo moments. Date can defeat ippo any day of the weak, he just got stronger and stronger as he got older.

I mean the fucker has a shot that can actually stop your heart.
http://www.dynamiteglove.com/images/fights/datevsippo202.jpg
http://www.dynamiteglove.com/images/fights/datevsmartinez204.jpg

he is a dignified and defined warrior.
http://www.dynamiteglove.com/images/fights/datevsmartinez202.jpg

ken
itachi
grimlock
date

The Damned: ippo never beat date. date beat him twice. once in practice and then for the title..after ippo fucked up, he dropped the title.

[MrQuotes]

the only match im undecided on is snake vs itatchi....
the others are kinda easy

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Kazuya
Itachi
Grimlock
Ippo

A thousand apologies for my absence but it couldn't be helped.

[The Damned]

the only match im undecided on is snake vs itatchi....
the others are kinda easy

You must like Snake quite a bit, because one on one, he's not beating Itachi with his Sharingan bullshit. It's not like Snake even rely on traps like tripwire or land/proxmity mines since the Deidara fight revealed that the Sharingan can, for some reason, see microscopically to some extent. The same fight also showed that ninja in the Naruto, for some reason, or capable of moving at (barely) supersonic speeds if they (read: Sasuke, who is basically Itachi lite at everything outside of the "version-exclusive" Chidori abilities) can outrun huge explosions, so grenades and bullets are also out.

Snake is moving slow-mo this whole fight, and will soon be dust in the wind.

[ToyRobotTerror]

Ken Masters/Street Fighter (DragonSama)
Uchiha Itachi/Naruto (The Damned)
Robocop/Robocop (ToyRobotTerror)
Ippo Makunouchi/Victorious Boxers (ShinkuuR)

Robocop break all his stocks

[EndLeSS8]

Ken
Snake
Robobcop
Ippo

[Sano]

Ken - Course I'm gonna vote for Ken!

Solid Snake - Uchiha Itachi's a beast but I like Snake better.

Grimlock - "Me Grimlock eat Buzz Lightear! Me no lose this battle, ME KING!"

Date Eiji - All set to vote for Ippo until I read maxx's post lol!

[ToyRobotTerror]

A vote for Robocop is a vote for america

[maxx]

a vote for ippo is a vote for yes homo.

[The Damned]

Following that, a vote for Snake means that you're just really in love with David Hayter. (http://game.newyork-tokyo.com/wp-content/david_hayter-medium.JPG)

"Isn't he pretty? I want to run my fingers through his hair and I'm just a voice."[/Yugioh: The Abridged Series]

[4neqs]

Wait....what the hell? :wtf: I've never seen you vote before. Like, not once have I seen you vote, since the Battle Poll has been going on. What gives, why now? Anyway



He runs the whole thing so naturally he's busy. He votes whenever his matches are included. They are just usually tacked on after the intro(s).

Edit- What the heck, turns out I'll be busy for the remainder of the day, might as well pitch my votes.


Ken
Robocop
Itachi
Eiji

[ShinkuuR]

Holy crap. I just got back from AWA and I didn't even know I fight today. Damn.

ANYWAY, Ippo wins this hands down. Yeah Date did beat Ippo back then, but Ippo improved ALOT since his lost(and even back then Date said that Ippo would be a great test of his skills). Plus Date retired so his skills aren't nearly as sharp nowadays.

And secondly, the main reason that Ippo lose was the Heartbreak Shot that Date knows...but that has been recently rectified. (http://ippo-online2.confusticated.com/783.html)

Simply put...Ippo has the advantage in the match now. He wins.

[ToyRobotTerror]

so yeah i dont have time to write any stories today sorry diek

[DragonSama]

Damn I’m up again with the same character two BP days in a row.

Solid Snake
Robocop
Date Eiji
Ken

Why would you even vote for Kazuya? He’s the epitome of Emo. And a sell out.

“wahaaa my daddy doesn’t love me!”
“Wahaaaa my daddy threw me off a cliff”
“Wahaaa I can’t beat him so I’ll sell my soul to the devil”
“Wahaaa daddy threw me into a volcano I’m gonna sell myself to a research firm”
“Wahaa my son, daddy and Grandpa doesn’t love me”
“Why don’t they love me!”
“I’m gonna listen to my Linkin Park CDs!”

Do you want to vote for someone so freaking Emo like that? I’m willing to bet that great big scar on his chest is not from the fall but from him cutting himself!

Ken already loaded and doesn’t need some Zaibatsu to float him along. He fights just for the heck of it. He fights to an even match or even beats Ryu who is considered the most powerful in the SF universe. He's not all Emo about Ryu either like some Mishima family member is over his whole freaking family. It’s a friendly rivalry that they both enjoy.

So a Vote for Kazuya is a vote for Emo. Vote Ken!!!

Break 3 stocks right freaking now!

[Diek Stiekem]

so yeah i dont have time to write any stories today sorry diek

Shame.... But I expect you to beast against Rumble thursday :wgrin:

[quiche]

Ken
Snake
Robocop
...who? I'm just gonna coinflip and say Ippo.

...seriously.

[The Damned]

Use of Amaterasu and breaking of stock.

[Diek Stiekem]

Propaganda:

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4388/g1grimlockguidovl5.jpg

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9338/lithodinodevaxe6.jpg

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/8995/posterdinobotsfr6.jpg

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7695/g1v203coversl2.jpg


So Robocop uses guns... that means snack time for Grimlock.. Hmm crunchy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow5EoD3dWyw

Speaking of food..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkxMXlsv_Ac

Seriously people, Robocop failed on life.. btw his "prime directives" can't make him hurt Grimlock, applying AZ's theory here: retards > law



Votes:

- Kazuya : Ken's too flashy... the Devil gen gives Kazuya the edge he needs

- Itachi

- Grimlock

- Date : Maxx's post pulled me over



Rumble assists Grimlock

Name: Piledriver Shockwave
Description: Rumble shapes both of his arms into piledrivers, and pound the ground so hard, it causes a small tremor.
Effect: Opponent loses balance. The next 3 votes against Rumble’s partner will become void.

That leaves a healthy 12sp


Oooh 24 stage today.. wicked

[ShinkuuR]

....Okay, we're playing this way huh?

what kinda hero is ippo. he lost to date twice and even with a baton pass because date thought he saw potential in ippo. ya know what ippo does..fucking cries about his homo lover miyata. WAHHH i can't fight my gay lover in a match. He seriously cried a whole day cause he couldn't fight him. A real warrior would man the fuck up and find a new stronger opponent..nah ippo just has yes homo moments.



A real warrior wouldn't get his ass whooped, retire, comeback after 7 fucking years, and get his ass whooped again by the same guy.

http://ippo-online2.confusticated.com/175.html


http://www.dynamiteglove.com/images/fights/datevsmartinez204.jpg


Why don't you tell them the rest of the story? What really happened after Date did that punch??

http://ippo-online2.confusticated.com/339.html


7 Years and Date still wasn't in that man Martinez's league. That's sad.

Vote Ippo!!

[maxx]

....Okay, we're playing this way huh?



A real warrior wouldn't get his ass whooped, retire, comeback after 7 fucking years, and get his ass whooped again by the same guy.

http://ippo-online2.confusticated.com/175.html



Why don't you tell them the rest of the story? What really happened after Date did that punch??

http://ippo-online2.confusticated.com/339.html


7 Years and Date still wasn't in that man Martinez's league. That's sad.

Vote Ippo!!
I wasn't going to bring martinez up because apparently you forgot..you got tooled as well by martinez.
http://www.dynamiteglove.com/gifs/martinez.gif

damn fucker you cant even win in a videogame
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPluUGQP4Eo

excuse me..your bitch ass ippo comes into the ring shitting himself. Having yes homo moments for every fighter he faces. I'm surprised he didn't suck each of their dicks in the middle of the ring.

He cries to takamura, thje manliest man in the series next to date...takamura dont take his shit either. tells him to stop being a pussy.

he cries to his not girlfriend of like 5 fucking years...this fucker hasn't manned up and told this bitch she's his. instead he pussy foots around and doesn't just throw the bitch down some stairs just to tell her thats a warning shot if she even thinks of another man.

He keeps claiming he's sorry for his mom having to overwork because of boxing..and so what does he do...keep boxing.

it took this man a whole 2 rounds to realize he was fighting a southpaw...HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE HE'S LEFT HANDED! If you got a right fist in front...uhh holy shit maybe he's cross with a left. fucker is an idiot

idiot/pussy/homo

vote for date if your a real man!

[Ephidel]

No, Snake is trained in ALL weaponary Sho 2. You must be thinking of Big Boss CQC techniques, in which involves expert use of the knife.

Snake is no human, he is THE perfect soldier. A clone from the legendary Big Boss himself - he has seen it all. Mind Readers, Cyborg Ninja, Giant Tanks, you name it. Since he's a clone from Big Boss, he gains all the advantages Big Boss had/learned - including the skills to take out things that seem abnormal ie:

The Fury
The Pain
The End
The Sorrow

I mention these because Big Boss took down all these freaks (not so much as the sorrow, he already died) Then you have the occasional sniper wolf, giant shaman, some girl who can't be hit by bullets, the works.

Snake is made for combat of any sort, I'm most certain whatever Itachi throws out there snake should be focus and prepared for it.


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On a lighter note, I had no idea I was fighting today either :O

I think this also will come down to popularity.

[The Damned]

No, Snake is trained in ALL weaponary Sho 2. You must be thinking of Big Boss CQC techniques, in which involves expert use of the knife.

The Big Boss is the woman he's cloned from, correct?

I know very little about MGS, so I doubtless did mistake the original for her clone. Sorry about that.

...Not that it really helps, but more on that later when I don't have a presentation I'm going to fail in two hours.

[Ephidel]

The Big Boss is the woman he's cloned from, correct?

I know very little about MGS, so I doubtless did mistake the original for her clone. Sorry about that.

...Not that it really helps, but more on that later when I don't have a presentation I'm going to fail in two hours.

Well Big Boss was trained by The Boss (the "woman" you are refering too) on mostly CQC. The Boss has been through great wars of our time, so the experience is certainly there when it comes to weaponary.

Big Boss started as a rookie, not too great with weapons - but over time he just found ways to beat strange/abnormal opponents, then even bested The Boss herself.

Since Snake is a clone, his aging should have no effect towards his combat skills. Not that it matters thanks to all versions rule lol...

[NeoChaosX]

Ken - broken
Itachi - doubly broken
Robocop
Date - coinflip

[Diek Stiekem]

The following takes place between 10:00 am and 11:00 am...
Events occur in realtime..

Grimlock and Robocop's battle started out in the main hall as this was the only place large enough too hold Grimlock.
The office workers looked stunned when they saw Grimlock transform from robot into dinosaur mode.

Robocop scanned his opponent, but his cpu concluded that there was no crime in progress, thus the Autobot was no threat.
The mechanical cop continued his original objective of gaining acces to the CTU databanks

"WHY YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME, GRIMLOCK?" asked the dinobot as Robocop found a free terminal and hooked himself up with the CTU network


Inside in the main command room..


"I can't believe these Heaven Clash members have the highest security access.." utters Jack seemingly a bit frustrated

"Well I'm not exactly thrilled about it myself Jack, but as you know that's how things work around here." answers Tony

Jack walks up on of the rooms windows and observes the carnage that unfolds, however one of the match-ups doesn't seem to have
much action, as he sees Robocop tapping into one of the system's terminals

"Damnit! One of those guys is tapping into our system! Chloe get a security camera on this guy!"

"Done Jack."

One of the computers in the command room now displays a larger image of Robocop..

"That jaw.... Chloe cross reference his facial features with everything in the system!"

Chloe inputs some commands on her keyboard and multiple photo's zip past on her computer screen.. after a small wait one result pops up...

"Henderson..." utters Jack

"It's not a 100% match Jack." mentions Chloe

"Besides Jack, Christopher Henderson is dead, there is no way it could be him.." adds Tony "Besides protocol won't allow.."

Damnit Tony! Can't you see what's going on?!" interrups Jack "This Heaven Clash is just a cover to steal our data!"
shouts Jack as he marches out of the command room
"Jack don't interfere, this is outside our hands!" shouts Tony, but Jack's mind is set.

While Robocop is downloading data he suddenly hears someone behind him..

"Give it up Henderson!" shouts Jack with a gun pointed at Robocop

"Threath detected.. commencing proper action"
a gun pops out of Robocop's leg holster, he grabs it and aims for Jack

"Drop your weapon and do not resist arrest" commands Robocop

"It's over Christopher! Your cover is blown!" shouts Jack "Surrender and I'm sure we can work something out.."

"Your time to comply is up... proceeding with arrest" Robocop steps forward

Jack, not taking any chances opens fire at Robocop, however the bullets ricochet off his chest plating.
Robocops returns fire but Jack quickly roll cancels for cover behind a pillar.

As Robocop needs to reload, Jack aims for the metallic cops's head and hits the visor, knocking of his helmet in the process, revealing
his cybernetics. Seemingly damaged Robocop falls to the ground.

Jack walks up to him while keeping his gun ready all the time...
"My God, Christopher what happened to you?!"

With his battle computer knocked out for now, Robocop lies helpless..
"So you figured it out... I guess I'll tell you what happened.. After you left me for dead, Graem fished me up...
With my body shattered, they rebuilded me with cybernetics.. to the thing you see before you...
I was once a man Jack... once a man.... it's all useless now...."

"Step back Jack!" Tony suddenly appeared with a security team "This is beyond us Jack, now come with us!"
Extremely reluctant Jack Bauer agreed as he walks away from the battle ground.


At that very moment Robocop's cpu rebooted again and took full control, only to be greeted by a tailwhip to face from Grimlock.
"ME GRIMLOCK SAY, THAT'S HOW GRIMLOCK'S LAST DATE ENDED."



Word count apx. 570

[RockBogart]

ippo
snake

[P. Gorath]

ken
snake
robocop
ippo

[Diek Stiekem]

ippo


Uhm... aren't you missing 3 others?:wonder:

[Keits]

ken
itachi
robocop
eiji

[Diek Stiekem]

A vote for Robocop is a vote for failure..

Vote Grimlock, He King!

[Ephidel]

Uh snake is broken in his own right too...Man defeats walking tank countless times lol. If that's not broken, I dunno what is...

[MrQuotes]

kazuya mishima - no matter what, the mishimas will always come out top tier in the end
solid snake - maybe its my amazement on how beastly snake is, or just how much i dont like naruto. we'll never know
grimlock- like i said before, robocop's epic scale of fail is unmatched by any other robot i've ever seen in movies tv or games. he's on the level of scratch and grounder for god's sake.
date eiji - the truest of true

[Diek Stiekem]

Where Robocop failed, Grimlock actually saved the universe.

Grimlock's greatest victory came when he and a large number of other Transformers with animal transformations were summoned to a world at the centre of the galaxy by the ex-assistant of the ancient genius, Primacron, creator of Unicron. The assistant had assembled these "Primitive" Transformers in the hope that their simple instincts could defeat Primacron's newest creation, Tornedron, but one by one they fell to him, with Grimlock apparently crushed under Trypticon. Grimlock survived, however, and followed Tornedron back to Primacron's lab. When Tornedron turned on his master, like his predecessor, Primacron's complicated plans and equations could not find a way to stop him; Grimlock, on the other hand, randomly flicked a switch which reversed Tornedron's energy polarity, undoing the damage he and done and dissipating. Dancing around over his successful saving of the universe, Grimlock decimated Primacron's lab, dubbing it the smartest thing he'd ever done.

[DragonSama]

Ken and Kazuya traded Blows back and forth. The two were really putting on a show in the art of Karate. Ken’s Shotokan was a prefect match for Kazuya’s Mishima Style.

“Humph Pathetic. Is this all the power you possess? I heard that you were as powerful as your rival. I thought this match might be fun but in the end all you are is another insignificant worm. If I had not been told so I would think you were a double for that fool Paul Phoenix. Now die.”

Kazuya Charged at Ken full speed and grabbed him. Ken tried to pull away but was hit from the left then from the right with Kazuya’s foot knocking him to the ground. It was then that Kauzya’s body started to crackle with electricity and he started to spin toward Ken. And as Ken got up Kazuya launched into the air with an uppercut. However Kazuya was shocked to when he missed his opponent.

“let me show you how this is done. Shoryuken!!” Ken’s punch connected with Kazuya in the air knocking him back into a desk smashing it to bits.

“how?!? How did you escape my punch how!”

“Roll cancel. Plus that punch of yours has a hell of a long start up time.”

Meanwhile Jack was still concerned that this fight was breaking out in his Headquarters.

“Damn it Tony I don’t have time for this shit! I only have 12 more hours to stop yet another nuke and we have bombs in the building as well and NOW you go bringing in your loony friends.”

“They’re not my friends. I don’t know these people”

“you competed in this thing a couple years ago didn’t you? That makes them your friends.”

“umm I’d rather not talk about that and their not my friends. Anyways the bomb squad is still sweeping the area. They think they have them all taken care of Jack.”

“They THINK they have it taken care of! I don’t want to hear what they Think I want to hear what they know. Damn it Tony you are so fucking useless sometimes! Maybe I should feed you to the Dinosaur or better yet let the two Karate guys use you as damn punching bag!”

“Sorry Jack they did check every room and disarmed all the bombs. There was only one room they had not checked yet and they are waiting for the all clear to enter.

“what room is it Tony?”

“umm this one”

“What?!?!? I hope one of those clods avoid setting something off because if they don’t I’m gonna have to go down there and law down the law on al of them!”

Kazuya pulled himself up and dusted the remains of the desk off when he noticed an object hidden behind it. An evil grin spread over his face. “allow me to end this now.” He quickly grabs the ticking time bomb that has 20 seconds left and throws it at Ken.”

Ken quickly as if on the instinct of a beast puts his arm up to deflect the bomb back at Kazuya. It explodes in Kazuya’s face knocking him hard into a wall. Ken was knocked back as well but managed to regain his footing before crashing though a desk himself. However Jack Bauer was not pleased in the least.

“that’s it! Time to kick ass and Chew some bubblegum. And I just ran out of gum!”


Word count 573

Bomb Squad (400 words, 4 votes)
Reports of scattered bombs within the CTU facility have
spread around! Now the bomb squad has arrived to defuse
any possible explosive, but some of them might still be
around. If one character steps accidentally into one, it
could mean mayhem before you know it.

[DragonSama]

God damn it Tony they are setting off bombs inside the building!!!!! I knew this was bad idea form the get go! Fuck I bet some god damn terrorist bastards are running this show and using it as a front to destroy us all!”

“umm jack I don’t think that is it at all and if you let me..” But before Tony could finish explaining to Jack was going on Jack punched him square in the jaw knocking a poor hapless Tony out. Jack then stormed out to confront the fighters.

Kazuya stood up from the explosion of the bomb without a scratch on him. He smirked “is that the best you have? I’ve survived being thrown into a volcano so this little blast is nothing to me.”

A smile came over ken’s face “really I’ve heard about you Mishima’s it seams all of you have daddy issues. Your father hates his dad and you keep whining and crying about how bad your daddy treated you. So tell me there Kaz what is the best Linkin park CD? Or better yet I hear Evanescence is playing a concert down the street today. Why don’t you go to that and leave the fighting to the non Emo kids.”

“that tactic may have worked with the toad but it won’t with me.”

“really because there is your daddy is over there watching us right now”

Kazuya looked into the crowd to see his father Heihachi watching the match.

Heihachi smiled and waved at Kazuya. This confused him greatly until Ken’s foot landed on the side of his face. Heihachi just laughed “Useless son of mine keep your eyes on the damn fight. If you keep this up there is no way you will ever best me!”

“See what I tell you daddy issues! Why the Fuck do I have to fight Emo bastards all the freaking time, Remy, the toad, this guy here. Why can’t I have a decent fight for once.”

However Ken’s complaining would be short lived as a shot rang out and a bullet landed in between the two.

“Ok you two start talking right now! I want to know what is going on, who you’re working for! And what the purpose of this so called tournament is!!!”

Both fighters turned to see Jack Bauer standing with a gun aimed at the two of them.

“First you pretty boy. Who the hell are you!”

“Ken Masters the chief of the master’s foundation. The same guy who also donated to your fund raiser last year.”

Jack then turned his attention to Kazuya.

“What about you red eye who the hell are you!”

“your worst nightmare!” Kazuya then did the unthinkable. He bum rushed Jack Bauer. Jack managed to dodge the attack using the same technique he saw Ken use earlier.

“damn it! I knew this wasn’t going to be my day! Have a little something from me to you!” Jack then overturned a large desk hitting Kazuya in the back pinning him down.

“I need a fucking vacation at least a bare minimum of 24 hours where nothing happens”

World Count 519


Crisis Averted (500 words, 5 votes)
Whenever in doubt, call on Jack! He is the man for the
job. Using whatever method that is in his hands, he can
solve any problem that may arise. Against any character,
Jack always has a solution and a way to put them down for
the good of the country.

[NeoChaosX]

Uhm... aren't you missing 3 others?:wonder:

Yeah, you gotta vote for every match, RB. You can't just vote for a few and fill in the other matches later.

[Windlord0]

Ken - I don't like him or tekken, but he has fire so....
Snake - It's Snake, he has a long history of being beastly while Naruto characters have a long history of being gay whiny emos
Grimlock - transformer
Date - don't really care about either, but this guy seems a little better

[Ephidel]

Bomb Squad

Snake had already begun combat stance against Itachi, the two began to attack but snake noticed something...

That's Strange, he said.

Snake draws space between Itachi and tkes off to another room.

Running away will get you nowhere, Itachi replies.

In the other room snake is in, the codec sounds:

140.85

Campbell
Snake, the CTU area you're in contains claymore bombs scattered throughout your section.
Yes I know...
Your opponent may have already sensed this, but maybe you can use this to your advantage!
How, what are you saying?
Snake, I have contained information about CTU's approaching bomb squad, they will be there to unfuse the bombs...
Ok...
Snake, you must not tell them about your mission - classified information.

Itachi appears and attacks snake, but snake continues to flee before each strike.

I don't have much time!
Snake listen up! Use the bomb squad personnel as bait! They won't attack you thinking you are there to help them as an ordinary soldier.
Plant C4 next to the bombs while Itachi kills the bomb squad personnel.
Understood.
Escape the compound, then activate the C4!

Snake holds off long enough until the bomb squad arrives.

Is that him (One replied)
Which one?
The guy with the soldier suit appears to be one of us...

Damnit! Get over here and support! (Snake)

Radio

Jack, I think we've located your guy! (Bsquad member)
Defuse the bombs and save CTU! (Jack/Radio)
Understood, we will offer assistance to the one with the soldier uniform while he defuses the bombs.

The Bomb Squad attack Itachi instead of doing their job lol. They are depending on Snake to get those bombs defused! This gives time for Snake to defuse the bombs....OR IS HE!?! He is planting C4 next to them...Itachi begins killing bomb squad members one by one...but they keep coming still :7

That should be all of them. (Snake)
Sir, this way! It will lead you outside via tunnels - hurry! (BS)

Snake has a smirk on his face as he follows the path to safety. Itachi, though having already owned the entire squad, tries to head after him....BUT IT'S TOO LATE! :7

Mission Comprete'!!!! (Snake)

Snake activates the C4.

BWRASSSSSSSSHASSSSSSHHASHHHHHHHHH!!!! A giant explosion engulfs half of the CTU compound.

Bomb Squad to jack come in! (Jack)
Is anybody there? (Jack)
Jack, half of CTU has exploded! (agent)
What happened?
One of the bombs were trigger into a chain reaction...
Jesus.
We must do what we can the save the rest!
If you say so jack. (But the only real person I like is that nadia...fine as fuccckk)


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Gotta word count now. :)
Should be 400, 4+ votes I believe (though I said I wouldn't do this)

[jae hoon]

Ken
Snake
Robocop
Ippo

[Diek Stiekem]

The following takes place between 11:00 am and 12:00 am....


Most of CTU was already a mess, thanks to the four battles that raged all through the complex.
Even the parking lot wasn't safe as Solid Snake and Uchiha Itachi played a deadly game of hide and seek.
Jack was even less happy, due to the fact that CTU was blown up before last year, due to a joint Cobra / Shadaloo assault.

In the meanwhile, due to Grimlock attack, Robocop's directives now allowed him to fight the Dinobot as he opened up a barrage of bullets upon
Grimlock, but they couldn't penetrate Autobot's armor.

"ME GRIMLOCK NO HURT.."

Robocop continued to fire as Grimlock moved towards him, as he was within reach the Dinobot lunged at Robocop firearm and ate it!

"HMMM CRUNCHY!" mentioned Grimlock as he snacked the gun away.

Now with any firepower Robocop concluded that a tactical retreat was in order, as he needed to re-arm himself.
Robocop quickly scurried away in one of the building's hallways, which were too small for Grimlock to fit in.

"WHY YOU RUN AWAY, ME GRIMLOCK JUST WANT TO PLAY?!"
Somewhat disappointed heads for the command room...

Inside the room, an angry Jack Bauer is in discussion with Tony Almeida

"Damnit Tony! It was already bad enough that red eyed karate freak had to disarm that bomb for us!"

"It's been taken care of Jack! What do you..."

"Uhm.. Jack.... Tony.." Nadia gasps in disbelief as a huge mechanical dinosaur breaks one of the glass windows to enter the room.

Jack and Tony both look up suprised.

As the Dinobot walked across the room towards the main console.

"OOOOH BUTTONS, ME GRIMLOCK LOVE PUSHING THOSE!"
Dinobot randomly pushed one...

Computer voice *Off limit zone now opened*

"What the... he opened the secured doors to the part of CTU that still hasn't been reconstructed since last year's attack!" mentions Tony

"THIS SWITCH LOOK REAL RAD.. ME GRIMLOCK GONNA PULL IT NEXT!"

*CTU lockdown now in progress*

"ME GRIMLOCK HAVE FUN, HMMM WHICH BUTTON NEXT... INI MINI MINY MO...."

"You!" shouted Jack as he caught Grimlock's attention "Listen, tell me what you know about Henderson and the Heaven Clash and I can get you full
immunity.. and I'll throw in him as a free snack." says Jack as he points at Tony

"Hold on Jack! I'm not gonna.."

"Shut up Tony!" shouts Jack "Chloe get me the President on speaker phone!"

"ME GRIMLOCK WANT NO IMMUNITY.." mentions Grimlock

"I can get you anything.." answers Jack

Grimlock seems excited by the proposal.


In the meanwhile Robocop gains acces to the formerly locked down area, as he walks around in the darkened quarters his sensors
detected an infrared beam, as Robocop moves in for he closer look he sees a small object with an Cobra sign on it....

*Boooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!*


Back at the command room

President on speaker phone:
"So let me get this straight Jack... this "robot" demands to be King of L.A., wants an pool of oil and have Tony Almeida as his personal assistant?"

"Yes Mr. President" answers Jack

"Are you sure about this Jack?"

"Absolutly sir" answers Jack

"Alright it's done.."

"Thank you Mr. President" says Jack as he ends the phone conversation.

"It's done Grimlock, now tell me what you know about this Heaven's Clash!" commands Jack

"ALL ME GRIMLOCK KNOW IS... ME GRIMLOCK FELL THROUGH SHINY HOLE WHILE FIGHTING BAD MEGATRON..
LITTLE GREEN ROBOT TELL ME GRIMLOCK ABOUT FIGHTING TOURNAMENT WHERE ME GRIMLOCK BECOME KING,
IF ME GRIMLOCK WIN." says Grimlock

"Do you know more?" asks Jack

"YES..... ME GRIMLOCK NOW KNOW LITTLE GREEN ROBOT WAS WRONG... ME KING ALREADY!"

"That's all?" utters Jack angry

"WHY YOU MAD AT ME GRIMLOCK? ME GRIMLOCK TELL YOU ALL HE KNOW..." says Grimlock confused

"Damnit, get your metal butt out of here!" shouts Jack as he slapped his forehead

"ROYAL BUTT FOR YOU NOW.... COME TONY WE GO!" reluctant Tony follow his new "boss" at is was all part of the deal....



Word count apx. 620

[Lantis]

Wait....what the hell? :wtf: I've never seen you vote before. Like, not once have I seen you vote, since the Battle Poll has been going on. What gives, why now? Anyway

Uhhh...what are you talking about? I've voted in all my matches. I just don't vote in any other match. :sweat:

Why would you even vote for Kazuya? He’s the epitome of Emo. And a sell out.

“wahaaa my daddy doesn’t love me!”
“Wahaaaa my daddy threw me off a cliff”
“Wahaaa I can’t beat him so I’ll sell my soul to the devil”
“Wahaaa daddy threw me into a volcano I’m gonna sell myself to a research firm”
“Wahaa my son, daddy and Grandpa doesn’t love me”
“Why don’t they love me!”
“I’m gonna listen to my Linkin Park CDs!”

Do you want to vote for someone so freaking Emo like that? I’m willing to bet that great big scar on his chest is not from the fall but from him cutting himself!

Ken already loaded and doesn’t need some Zaibatsu to float him along. He fights just for the heck of it. He fights to an even match or even beats Ryu who is considered the most powerful in the SF universe. He's not all Emo about Ryu either like some Mishima family member is over his whole freaking family. It’s a friendly rivalry that they both enjoy.

I think you're mistaking Kazuya for Lee Chaolan.

Kazuya just beats up on his old man. And his adoptive brother. And his son. And maybe even his woman if she weren't DEAD! :wgrin:

Oh, and let's not begin with the Ryu/Ken gay jokes.... You know.... like that initial SF II V episode where Ryu and Ken go skinny dipping together in that pool...and I think Ken even pulls down Ryu's trunks during a training session, revealing his bare ass. :wtf: Ummm....yeah.....

So even if you're against emo, I would rather slash my wrists than have my pipes cleaned by "my best friend".

WHAM!

Wind God Fist come ACTIVATE!

Let's make things interesting....

[ShinkuuR]

12:28 PM

From the second floor of the CTU offices, the entity known as Jack Bauer looked at the scene of carnage below with mostly disinterest. While the Heaven Clash participants were unique, powerful, and mostly showed supernatural power in some form or another, all that the CTU God saw was the savagery in their styles. He long for the days he was back with his S.H.I.T brothers, wrecking shit with their brains and stealth. You know...manly shit.

"You're remeniscing again, aren't you?" Jack looked to his right and he saw the faint image of long dead former CTU God, George Mason, watching the battles. "Thinking about that fight you had with MacGyver again?"

"...yeah. Those were the days." Thinking back, Bauer and MacGyver weren't fighting over anything as trivial as prestige or power. It was just the type of thing that cosmic entities did in those days. "I haven't seen him in a while..."

"I think he's playing around with space portals these days. You know how he feels about technology..." Mason focused his attention on the two boxers who were fighting fiercely below. "But those two are really going at it. Scientific and savage at the same time, and their focus on nothing but the victory. I'm sure you can appreciate that."

"Yeah, you're right about that..." Jack said right before his phone started ringing. He sighed. It was Tony. "This is Bauer."

"Hey Jack, there's a situation that we need your help on. Come up to the briefing room."

"Alright, I'll be there in a minute." Jack hung up the phone, shook his head, and headed upstairs.



12:35 PM

Jack walked into the briefing room where Tony, Nadia, and Chloe were waiting for him. He wondered what the hell was going on this time, and why can't they solve the problem without having to call him everytime. I mean yeah, working at CTU was a fun playtime distraction for the God, but even Gods have times where their patience wears thin. "What's this about, Tony?"

Tony Almedia pointed at the large monitor and a image of a Japanese man appeared. "This is Kenji Sonoda. He's currently the leader of the Japanese Yakuza and recently he was conducting a drug deal with the Russians in Chicago when the local FBI interrupted the deal and took down both factions."

Chloe raised her hand. Tony sighed. "Yes Chloe?"

"That sucks, but what does that have to do with us? We're for national threats Tony, or did you forget?" Jack laughed. Nadia just sat there and looked hot.

"No shit, Chloe." Tony ignored the randome and continued with the briefing. "The problem is, during hng the raid, the FBI killed his daughter who was leading the deal. And in retaliation, Sonoda has basically declared war on the U.S. by using nationwide bomb threats. Less than an hour ago our New York and Houston branches were hit. It's only a matter of time before it happens to us."

"Especially with our track record of stellar security." Chole mumbled. Jack laughed again.

"Shut up Chole." Tony continued. "The reason they couldn't detect the bombs were because they weren't the usual C4 type bombs. One of the suvivors found something strange about one of the victims of the blast. Their body ended up being...greenish in color. It also came up that the victim in particular had past ties to the Yakuza. And also, before the blast, the victim got into a fist fight with one of the employees...."

Jack's spider sense started tingling. "Oh shit."

"DEMPSEY ROOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!" Was the last thing Jack heard before a huge explosion rocked the core of CTU.



12:42

After the smoke finally cleared and the wounded was taken care of, the two boxers who were the cause of the blast were seperated and held in interragation rooms. Jack decided to take Ippo, who was knocked out from the blast, first. After slapping him in the face several times to wake him up, Jack started his favorite part of the day.

"You wanna tell me what happened?"

"Um....I I don't..." Ippo was scared as hell. He didn't know this man, but his fighting spirit was off the charts. If he raised his fists against him, he would no doubt be slammed into the dust.

"TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!!!" Jack's breath smelled like salami as he screamed at Ippo.

"I don't know! Me and Date were fighting....and I guess since he hasn't been in the ring seriously for a while I had the advantage. He went for that corkscrew blow of his, and I went for the Dempsey Roll for the counter, and....I don't know sir." Ippo tried to smile afterwards, but nothing came out.

"Don't give me that shit!" Jack said as he jacked up the boxer. "The reason he blew up was from a bomb from a terrorist attack that YOU brought in!! Now WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!!!!?"

"No one!! Except my trainer!!! Honest!! Help!!!" Jack was on the verge of choking the boy when Nadia came into the room.

"Jack, there's something that you should see...it's with the other prisoner."

He scowled, threw Ippo on the ground, and went to see the other prisoner, Date. He took the brunt of the blast, and for good reason: the right side of his body was green. Jack wasted no time in rushing up on Date and threw him against the wall, breaking the former champion's arm in the process.

"AAAARRRUUGGGHH!!! SHIT!!!"

"WHERE IS HE!!!!!"

"wHO?????"

"WHERE'S SONODA!!!"

"The boxer?? He's in Japan!!"

"KENJI SONODA! THE LEADER OF THE YAKUZA! HE'S IN THE U.S. RIGHT NOW!! WHERE IS HE!!!"

"I don't know him!!"

Jack punched him in the face, and Date saw stars. He's never felt pain like that in his life, and wondered where that magical strength came from.

"You liked that punch, didn't you? I actually follow boxing quite a bit and trained in the sport myself..." Jack picked Date up from the floor and tied him up to the chair. "Actually...one of my favorite boxers inspired me to pick up a new torture technique. You ever heard of Mike Tyson?"

"....Y-yeah, but...what does he have to do with..." Date turned to his interrigator and noticed that his teeth turned unusually long. "Oh shit...."



12:55

"Hey Nadia, where's Jack?" Chole asked as Nadia watched Jack threw the one way window.

"He's questioning the client...there's alot of blood there though..." Chole laughed.

"That's just him using the 'Jackula' technique. It's a favorite of his nowadays. Anyway, it turns out that the 'bomb' was actually airborn nanites that grafted onto Date's skin for some reason. It's unique in the fact that the trigger was kinetic energy, so if enough force hits the spot where the nanites are it triggers an explosion. It was pretty easy to break down once we got samples of the explosion, but both of them are innocent."

"...In that case, we gotta stop Jack before he kills that guy!!!" Nadia started to enter the room, but Chole stopped her.

"Leave Jack alone with the guy. He needs some fun in his life anyway...." Chole walked away with the echoes of screams behind her.



12:59:56

12:59:57

12:59:58

12:59:59...


I don't have Word so I don't have a accurate count. Let me know if I'm short.

Bomb Squad: +4
Crisis Averted: +5

[ArcadeFire]

Kazuya
Snake
Grimlock
Ippo

[Ephidel]

Crisis Averted!






Codec Sounds...but snake can't anwser it because he's busy fighting Itachi.

Damn... (snake)
Hahaha! Foolish man, you will die and there is nothing you can do to stop it! (Itachi)
Sorry, I've got too much to live for the moment... (snake)
Such a pity, your weapons are horrible - it's amazing why haven't you just stood there and let me kill the likes of you. (Itachi)
I don't make it that easy kid... (snake)


Snake puts some distance between himself and Itachi, he answers the Codec.

140.85

Campbell...
Snake! You don't have much time! You need an assist from the legend in Jack Bauer!
Jack what?
No snake, I have checked the records in contacting him and he is on his way - but he doesn't know who to support!
Itachi will have to find another source in contacting this Jack Bauer, but you can already do so using the codec system.
Is that so?
Yes Snake! Here's his frequency - It's 424.24
Gotcha
Good luck snake.

The transmission ends. Itachi finds snake again but snake continues to run.

You know, for a great soldier you sure are a coward...(Itachi)
I have a plan. (Snake)
Unlike you, it takes common knowledge to win some battles. This I already know...
And you think I don't? (Itachi)
I don't care. (Snake)

Snake runs out and uses the codec, frequency 424.24 - it's JACK BAUER!

Who are you? (jack)
Snake (Snake)
Snake...some kind of enemy code name?
No.
Whatever - it seems that CTU has been breached again!! Are you responsible for this? Correct?
Not....really.
Then who -
Listen Jack, I need your help.
I'm listening.
I need you to come to this location and assist me with someone.

Itachi finds Snake, Snake pulls out the FAMAS and fires - no bullets hit.

Grrrrr, try to hurry.
I can't stall him forever....
Who's him??!?! Nevermind, on my way! CTU!

Snake gives Jack the location as Jack heads toward his position. Nadia speaks into the radio also....

Jack...
What is it now?
Fighting can be heard throughout the compound, CTU is under attack!
I already know, I'm going to help somebody within the compound now!
What is it anyway? (jack)
SRK Battle Poll?
What? (jack)
Nevermind - I'm assisting a soldier named Snake - I'll get in contact with you later on....
Okay Jack, try to be careful ok?
Yeah.

Jack arrives towards the location snake had given, he see's a guy with a soldier uniform in trouble - so he supports!

Who the hell are you? (Itachi)
Jack Bauer.
? (Itachi)

Itachi attacks jack, but nothing is working - SRK has given him a tier that beast on naruto characters!

What the - (Itachi)

Jack attacks Itachi, there really isn't nothing he can do but stand there and get his ass handed to him.

Ughgh! Why aren't my stupid naruto powers working! (Itachi)
No...(Itachi)

CTU STRIKE

Snake sits there and watches Jack attack Itachi, the pwn in this move is so great that Jack himself is even amazed...

Jack just basically yells CTU and strikes, it's too good to be dodged. Snake is actually impressed by the skills of the BAUER, the crisis has been averted....for now.

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Should be 500, gotta count it. Gotta add stuff and edit, but

Stories:

Bomb Squad
Crisis Averted

+9 votes

[DragonSama]

Uhhh...what are you talking about? I've voted in all my matches. I just don't vote in any other match. :sweat:



I think you're mistaking Kazuya for Lee Chaolan.

Kazuya just beats up on his old man. And his adoptive brother. And his son. And maybe even his woman if she weren't DEAD! :wgrin:

Oh, and let's not begin with the Ryu/Ken gay jokes.... You know.... like that initial SF II V episode where Ryu and Ken go skinny dipping together in that pool...and I think Ken even pulls down Ryu's trunks during a training session, revealing his bare ass. :wtf: Ummm....yeah.....

So even if you're against emo, I would rather slash my wrists than have my pipes cleaned by "my best friend".

WHAM!

Wind God Fist come ACTIVATE!

Let's make things interesting....

Umm what? Are you saying that the Mishima’s are not the most dysfunctional family to ever walk the earth? Sure Lee is the red headed step child of the family but Kazuya’s focus in life was and still is beating his daddy. Once more Kazuya was trying to kill him and failed at it. Then selling out to a devil to get the power he needed to beat his dad. He couldn’t do it on his own he had to sell out in order to do it. Then it wasn’t enough and he got his ass beat 2 years later.

Then after getting his ass beat and being thrown into a volcano he let himself be captured by G corp to be nothing more than a lab rat. Why did he let himself be a lab rat? Because he knows he can’t beat daddy on his own he has to shortcut his way to the top.

Ken on the other hand has trained his ass off to become the beast he is. He even fought Shin- Bison and had to watch Sakura’s ass the whole time. Ryu came back pissed about the brain washing but still needed the Ken assist to beat him.

So a Vote for Kazuya is a vote for selling out everything just because you have daddy issues.

Vote Ken because he worked hard to become strong and has fought and won against gods and demons.

[maxx]

Umm what? Are you saying that the Mishima’s are not the most dysfunctional family to ever walk the earth? Sure Lee is the red headed step child of the family but Kazuya’s focus in life was and still is beating his daddy. Once more Kazuya was trying to kill him and failed at it. Then selling out to a devil to get the power he needed to beat his dad. He couldn’t do it on his own he had to sell out in order to do it. Then it wasn’t enough and he got his ass beat 2 years later.

Then after getting his ass beat and being thrown into a volcano he let himself be captured by G corp to be nothing more than a lab rat. Why did he let himself be a lab rat? Because he knows he can’t beat daddy on his own he has to shortcut his way to the top.

Ken on the other hand has trained his ass off to become the beast he is. He even fought Shin- Bison and had to watch Sakura’s ass the whole time. Ryu came back pissed about the brain washing but still needed the Ken assist to beat him.

So a Vote for Kazuya is a vote for selling out everything just because you have daddy issues.

Vote Ken because he worked for his shit and has fought and won against gods and demons.

uhh ken worked for his shit?

uhh isn't he rich cause of his family not cause he actually did any of it. He was a brat as a kid isnt that why he was sent to japan.

[Fudd]

Ken
Snake
Grimlock
Ippo

[DragonSama]

uhh ken worked for his shit?

uhh isn't he rich cause of his family not cause he actually did any of it. He was a brat as a kid isnt that why he was sent to japan.

I'm sorry I should have clarified that. Ken worked to get as strong as he is. He didn't cut deals with Demons or be a Guinea pig for Some corporation. he got powerful the old fashioned way. Training his ass off.

[Ephidel]

Break Stocks

[maxx]

I'm sorry I should have clarified that. Ken worked to get as strong as he is. He didn't cut deals with Demons or be a Guinea pig for Some corporation. he got powerful the old fashioned way. Training his ass off.

ahh gotcha.

[Wolfkiller]

Lazy day. Coin flips for all, except for Ken who is the bomb.

Ken Masters - Fuck Tekken. SF LOVE!!!!!!!!!

Uchiha Itachi

Robocop

Date Eiji

[The Damned]

Not.

In.

Character.

Ah. I see. So that's how you want to play it.

I can still play a fair game, though. No?

Let's just get this done with then. Two for two.

Bomb Squad and Crisis Averted: "Excuse Me, but do you have the Time?"

From the view traced down his pointed index finger, Itachi saw that Snake was grinning like a fool. Behind that, he could see that one of the clocks in the expansive, open room, something like a hallway with a second floor, with a plexiglass guard rail, right above parts of its smaller rooms.

13:02:47

Odd. Itachi had not expected his genjutsu to have that effect, although the man did seem fixated upon something separated from reality and kept saying alternating between the words "pwned", "box", and "Bauer" as he giggled in a somehow manly way.

"Idiocy," Itachi said as he readied a kunai under the loose wardobe of his Akatsuki uniform.

Itachi disliked killing, well, at least killing for killing's sake as Kisame seemed to so indulge in. After all these years, Itachi hadn't figured his tenacity out for violence completely, perhaps because hadn't been taken up much of his thoughts. There were more important things than to meditate upon why one so atuned to the sensibilities of sharks would be so violent.

He himself was called a raven at time. A trickster. Called lazy in his work by Deidara even when Deidara was not one of the fingers of Akatsuki.

Itachi scoffed at both the memory of the explosive artist and at current situation before him.

He may have disliked the killing unnecessarily, but the rules of this farcial tournament were clear: There can only be one.

As swift as a running river, his left arm blurred lifted, the stored kunai in his sleeve dropping down fluidly before being flicked away at his hapless opponent's head. The kunai flew as true as fiercely thrown stone, ready to splash down too harshly on the surface of a pond and bring forth a fountain of liquid in this lastest bit of wet work.

Despite the fact that he would take not satsification in Snake's death, his face still creased, the permanently slanted sandbags underneath his eyes become something of a minutely snaking zigzag, as he saw, in slow-motion, his kunai deflected mid-air by a projectile a fraction of its size. At the same time the sound reached him along with the sound of a distinctive "click".

Itachi craned his head ever so slowly as though at once to survey the new threat and express his disapproval of it, as if to sigh breathlessly "What is it now?"

He looked to see a man with fair skin--though not as pale as himself--who possessed dirty blond hair, some light stubble, a middling and flattening nose and, most importantly, a piece of technology that Itachi had seen quite a few other combatants use called a "gun".

"Just who the hell are you people?" Even when though not raised, the man's voice was aggressive and managed to be loud with shouting, though it was not high-pitched.

"...That is a curiously...compact weapon you have there."

"What the hell does that have to do with anything? Answer the damn question!"

Obviously, the man had a short temper. Itachi almost smiled.

And he thought that this might be distracting.

He made it a point to drag out his next sentence as if slowly dragging a dagger with furtive, devious designs in mind.

"...You would have to...how do you say...define "you people". I am...how do you say...unsure of what importance your question could have."

"Answer the damn question!" The man was quite irritable, seemingly used to going from standing to sprinting without any type of building. At any case, he would wear himself even more quickly at this point.

Itachi made it a point to sigh melodramatically, though he made it a point to also make sure that it was clearly an artifice used to stall for time as the clocks of the building ticked by in their alternating C and D tones.

13:04:38

"...I don't know."

How frustrating the truth can be.

"What? Don't know?" The man's eyebrows seemed to geniunely quirk for an instant that seemed to tick by slowly before the eyes of the Sharingan. "Don't give me that bullshit!" He added in a bark. "Why would try to kill this man then?! For fun! What kind of sick terrorist Chinese fuck are dealing with now?!"

"...China? ...Never heard of it."

"If you're not going to answer my questions, then I suggest you surrender and stop talking! There are lives on the line here!"

"...Aren't there always?"

The man leveled his weapon wordlessly as

"...Isn't that all the nature of life? To be in danger of perishing and then perish anyway?"

"One more goddamned word! One more goddamned word out of your mouth and you can be sure to there will be another whole in your head, though I guarantee you won't be able to talk through it!"

Itachi waited for felt like minutes to himself, with the clock telling otherwise as its digital red blurred and meshed in the field of his biological red. It was only five seconds later when Itachi decided to act by saying.

"...Surely--"

Bang!

True to this word, the man had fired at first word. There was all that remained there, hanging in the air for the bullet to hit as Itachi blurred ever so slightly, his hand signs inconceivable and seemingly unimportant to the man who kept firing at him. Or trying to.

His bullets, being squeezed out of their chamber with almost automatic rapidity, whizzed by Itachi, missing both him and the bushin he had just created. The pair split, with Itachi's word but the merest whisper with loud pops around them. Still, he of course knew what to say with to himself.

"Deal with him."

Itachi leapt up on the catwalk as Itachi also zigzagged back and forth across the hall, stepping smoothly toward the man like a shade. The Itachi on the ground had purposely made his actions more aggressive as he placed himself in the path of which seemed most optimal for hitting his opponent behind him.

If he could conserve chakra and still have the man dead, then this mission would be even easier.

The man's aim, however seemingly enraged, proved true however. Although he did not hit Itachi, who moved about calmly due to the Sharingan, he managed to miss Snake, if only barely. The ritochet off the wall nearest where Snake was swaying managed to graze Snake, although only one bullet grazed the flesh of his cheek.

This was all that was necessary to break the improper genjutsu that Itachi had placed him in.

"Itsabo~oowwww!" Snake rubbed his cheek, partly for the physical pain but mostly for the emotional and psychological pain of being forced to leave his box nirvana.

"Dammit. Why do I always get the psychic loonies?" He thought aloud as he turned his attention towards Itachi...or so he thought.

Even as he readied his gun and his knife and sighed as the sounds of gunfire still echoed from another man's--"Why do people want to play hero?"--now emptied gun, out of the corner his eye saw something flashing towards him. He rolled out of the way to dodge two shuriken and then more easily dodge a kunai that embedded itself in the wall.

"What the...?" He looked up to see Itachi peering down at him over the high edge of his collar. He was tempted to rub his eyes or do a double take, but he knew that would be dangerous.

Therefore, he merely sighed and chalked it up to a bad cosmic.

"I guess I always have to deal with clones as well."

"...You seem to be inherently resistant to illusions. I find this...almost interesting."

"Flattery will get you nowhere," Snake as he readied his gun. He just now noticed the loud ticking sound of the clocks.

Itachi continued as if he said nothing at all. "And yet you are still deceived. I suppose that is way of those who are not great ninja."

Itachi's voice was pitiless as the ticking, which grew more persistent.

"I've known great ninja and I've beat the crap outta...."

Wait.

If all the clocks were digital, then why the hell was the ticking so loud. Almost like a timer counting dow--.

Snake's head snapped to his right, where the kunai had embedded himself in the wall. Or at least what had been the kunai was still on the wall, for it was now a ticking bomb just underneath one of the clocks.

13:07:00

Realizing this, he turned to run saw that the two shuriken behind him had been replaced by similar destructive constructs.

Desperately turning towards what had just been his front again, he sprinted forward yet managed to instantly stop before he hit the chest-high and knee-high pieces of tripwire before him.

He knew that he couldn't outrun the explosions now.

"Well shi--"

KABOOM!

The bombs rocked main hall's end as, at the other end, Itachi leisurely swatted aside the man's chaotic attempts to be lethal.

The man was a good fighter, not an excellent taijutsu, but far above average for non-ninja. He must have been military and not civilian.

It mattered not, for Itachi caught before his arms, swayed backward ever so slightly from the attempted headbutt, kneed the man in the stomach for his mistake and the man growled in return, trying immediately strike back with a ferocious kick to the groin. Before his leg could even reach his robes, Itachi had swiftly kicked the sneak of his knee, fracturing it. The man hissed but did not otherwise allow himself to be distracted.

It was almost admirable as he spoke, still in a demanding voice, "Kill me. I will tell scum like you nothing." He spoke with pride even as he let himself, doubtless begrugdingly, be held up by Itachi's iron grip.

Itachi simply closed his eyes and snorted.

"I don't take order from you."

With that, he opened his eyes, revealing the Mangekyou Sharingan. "I will teach you a lesson now. Please do well to remember it."

With those words, the man was thrust into the open wilderness, though it seemed his eyes and his mind had truly begun to fail him: Everything, even the impossibly full moon, appeared to be hues of red and black.

"Jack Bauer."

The voice was male yet familar and came from behind him in the clearing. He turned around and, uncharacteristically, gaped.

Standing before him was none other than TV's MacGyver.

"There can only be one," MacGyver stated matter-of-factly before he began to rush across the clearing.

Jack understood as he too began to run across the ghastly, ghostly fields.

Even as MacGyver somehow manifested a gigantic Proton Cannon mid-run from what looked like a chewing gum rapper, a bandage, and a blade of grass, Jack smiled.

This was destiny.

Timeless destiny.

00:00:00.


****

Bringer of the Stock Break EDIT: Breaking the stock that Wolfkiller just gave me.

And, ya, this should be longer than 900 words.

I still can't believe I forgot this laptop doesn't have Microsoft Word again.

[maxx]

Date and Ippo enter the ring, for a final meeting. Date is calm and reserved thinking what has this young prodigy learned since their last meeting. Date, a welcome visitor to the Kamogawa gym, has seen a lot of Ippo as he has grown. But this will be their final meeting..as Date plans to leave it all in the ring.

"ROUNDDD 1111" the announcer exclaims

Date and Ippo dance around the ring to feel eachother out. Ippo realizes what Date has in his arsenal…age and experience..the rope a dope…corkscrew punch and the more evolved form, the heartbreak shot.

The two almost as if they shared the same thought, rush in for the battle. They begin to exchange blows. Ippo, uses his strong legs to keep a low stance but ducks right into a few short uppers. But he bounces back, getting a few good shots of his own. Round 1 ends in an ok style.

Date’s second is Jack, a strange man who comes from the land of ctu.

“Becareful date, I feel he’s setting you up for something and not just the Dempsey roll.”

“hmmm I agree” date replies

Ippo and Date get back into the ring and as the battle rages on, two more rounds go by, each trying to wear the other down for the specialties. Date trying to work on Ippo’s lower body to keep him focused on that area Where Ippo is trying to drill Date down with his speed and agility to set up for his ultimate combo.

Ippo rushes in with what seems like a blatant hook with his right but feints to the left and drills a hook into the side of the old mans head. Date brushes it off and comes in with off timed jabs to Ippo’s face. As Ippo is thrown off balance he drills a downwards hook to Ippo and lays him on the canvas.

“DOOOWNNNN!!” exclaims the announcer

As Date thinks, he thinks about how one more down and Ippo will be done for..but knows Ippo is too much of warrior to go down that way. He will either die or be koed in this ring…he respects Ippo’s resolve.

Ippo struggles to get to his feet but manages to and the fight continues…Date bobs and weaves to throw Ippo’s rhythm off and begins to throw off timed jabs and again. Date in a rare mistake slips up and throws too wide a hook, Ippo captalizes on it and throws a short upper to the body and looks as if he’s about to throw his gazelle punch. But…it wasn’t a mistake.

Date moved slightly to the side minimizing the damage by the short upper. As the gazelle punch comes up, Ippo misses Date. Leaving himself wide open, Date comes in and drills Ippo right in the face. Ippo is a strong warrior but wasn’t at all prepared for such a sneaky strategy. His second had wanted him to use dirty tactics…Date has no idea where this man comes from. But refused to use any kinds of tricks on Ippo, this young prodigy has much growing to do. He is growing very strong and fast but there is still some left to do.

As Ippo falls to the floor, Date thanks him just before he blacks out.



crisis averted(548 words)
break 2 stocks
date uses heartbeak shot

[Muff Daddy]

Votes

Ken

Snake

ROBOCOP - i'll say it again: having these two fight in this match was complete and utter bullshit. it should have been Transformer versus Transformer. don't you guys get tired of getting raped by uber-powerful robots in the Battle Poll? a robot won the whole thing last year, right? and how many robots ended up in the top 8 last year? at least two that i know of right off the top of my head. it could have been an even match, but instead we got this croc of shit. so i'm voting for the underdog. Go Robocop!

- in the original American cartoon and in the movie, Grimlock is just a robot that speaks like how we imagine a fictional caveman would sound, you know the one: "Me cave man go down street, cop feel on woman, and drag back by hair to cave for sex and stairs." it's the same thing with Grimlock, "Me Grimlock smash something." isn't it obvious that Grimlock has been doing a step 'n' fetch it routine all these years? stop voting for this cooning motherfucker. they try to sell you his character on the premise that, "oh, look how prehistoric and dinosaury he is kids, that's just how him talks like that. Regardless of him speech impediment, him still king!" Grimlock teaches kids to have low expectations. think about that for a second. a robot that sounds like a stereotypical caveman. vote Robocop.

- Grimlock is like Yoda but worse: as soon as he starts talking he makes everyone else him around start talking stupid too. you find yourself sounding like a dumbass without even noticing that you're doing it. ever notice how there's always that one person who wants to talk like Yoda after they've seen Star Wars? or the person who saw original TFTM and started talking like Wheelie or Grimlock? ...didn't you always want to punch that person in the face?! if you vote for Grimlock, you ARE that person. vote robocop.

- a vote for Grimlock is a vote for gross incompetence. "Me Grimlock lol'ing all the way to the bank. Me Grimlock going to waltz into Round 3 because tournament director can't tell difference between 35ft tall robot and 6ft man wrapped in aluminum foil. Me Grimlock roffle cakes." vote Robocop.

- when the Dinobots were created, did the Autobots watch old Hollywood clips of actors playing cavemen to base his speech patterns on? of course not. Meanwhile, Optimus Prime gets all the super dramatic and stunningly coherent lines like, "One stall stand, one shall fall." do i have to spell it out for you guys?! the whole Grimlock character is nothing but Robo-Minstrelsy. he's the metal equivalent of the three crows in Dumbo: Good Old Fashioned Family Racism (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATn67vXK6Vg).

don't believe me? watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFowMyWCivQ):

We can't stand by and watch the destruction of this beautiful planet.
But how can we battle the elements?
We can't, but I know who can.
Who?
The Dinobots. They can take more punishment that any of us!
Perhaps it's worth a try.
Alright!
Look at the monitor! You MUST help stop these disasters!
Grimlock: UuUuuUh, me Grimlock not care..whole planet fall apart ..make no difference to ..me Grimlock.
With you on it?!
Grimlock: MmMmmM, had-din't taut of dat
Dinobots transform!


who do you know that can battle the elements (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanin) and take lots of punishment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_the_United_States)?

BLACK PEOPLE, that's who. stop voting for this racist, metal coonery!

Robocop doesn't see race. some of Robocop's best friends are black! vote Robocop.



Ippo

[Ephidel]

Snake use the Stinger. Shut em down...

+5 votes

0SP remaining

[ShinkuuR]

Votes

Ken: He's the man.

Snake: Metal Gear has a better story than Naruto bar none.

Robocop: If it isn't Grimlock, I can't give the nod to any Dinobot. Plus Robocop's pretty funny.

IPPO: I guarantee that he'll do what Date couldn't: Beat Martinez and win the World Championship. Besides, one of the fighters Date trained lost his first fight, and Date didn't kick him down the stairs. What kind of crap is that???

Breaks stocks, Uses Ryu's Windmill Star and Ippo's Gazelle Punch.

[Lucretz]

VOTES
-Ken Masters
-Itachi .. I guess.
-Robocop
-Date Eiji

[Ephidel]

Don't vote Itachi! Snake has accomplished more than what this character can do in decade.

Snake is cooler, and more badass.

[4neqs]

Snake didn't kill his own family for kicks, though! :looney:
At least, not from what I remember.

***


Oh okay, maybe I just overlooked you voting during your own matches then. But I knew you didn't vote when one of your characters wasn't fighting.

What's with everyone voting Ken? Kazuya would flip his wig back. I'm talking a godfist counter hit from TTT. Plus you have to support Lantis after all. Vote Kazuya.

Someone's the "anything can combo into anything else" rule that Ken seems to follow wherever he does (very evident in the 3 series, especially 3s I might add). Or the tatsumaki glitch from Ken in MvC2 or even K-Ryu in MvC1.


Counter hit you say? Someone also, in all likelihood, has never seen Ken's alpha counter in SFA2.

:party:

[4neqs]

Also, before I leave for the university

Online word counter for those who don't have Office. It came in handy last year too.

http://www.spellcheck.net/

[quiche]

Snake didn't kill his own family for kicks, though! :looney:
At least, not from what I remember.Snake killed his own father. He also killed his twin brother. He also slaughtered a bunch of soldiers whom he shared DNA with.

So ya...

...seriously.

[The Damned]

Snake killed his own father. He also killed his twin brother. He also slaughtered a bunch of soldiers whom he shared DNA with.

So ya...

...seriously.

Meh. More like killed versions of himself considering he's still Big Boss's clone rather than his son.

He kind has to kill people more than once, though. I know he had to "kill" Big Boss at least twice.

Hell, didn't he not even kill Liquid? The Foxdie virus just conveniently killed Liquid when they were fighting (and wasn't Liquid winning that fight)? Even then, Liquid seems to have the devil's own long to be grafted to the body of the latent son of psychometric.

Snake's trained to be pretty spectular at killing people, but he needs work on keeping them down.

Itachi, on the other hand....

[Ephidel]

Yes but these aren't ordinary people we are talking about. It's easy to kill a mere soldier and keep him down, but big boss is something all together different. The rich cast of MGS has certain people with abilites beyond that of a mere mortal. Hell, just putting him/her/it down the first time is quite an accomplishment...

[Infernoman]

Ken - no reason...Ken is the man!

Snake - again...I HATE the uchiha clan...fuck Itachi

Robocop - metal man vs metal beast? well look around...human are the dominat lifeform...

Ippo - no specific reason

[The Damned]

Yes but these aren't ordinary people we are talking about. It's easy to kill a mere soldier and keep him down, but big boss is something all together different. The rich cast of MGS has certain people with abilites beyond that of a mere mortal. Hell, just putting him/her/it down the first time is quite an accomplishment...

Oh, yeah, of course. The cast of MGS is largely amount a bunch of mostly lethal oddballs...who will would mostly fall to all Naruto characters not named Ten-Ten.

Hell, the people that look like they could stand a chance are a handful of people. The Big Boss himself (in his prime), the Boss (since it seemed like "threw" the match), The End (who doesn't seem to kill people), Psycho Mantis (maybe), Raiden (whom everyone seems to think is a whiny bitch) and Grey Fox (who is another ninja).

And that's just against the bench warmers.

Itachi's pretty top tier right now, and he's egregiously broken as I'm sure we can both agree due to Sharingan stupidity.

Face it. Snake just looks into Itachi's brokenness and the next instant "Fission Mailed" flashed before his eyes.

[Ephidel]

What about Gene, Null, Ursula/Elisa - powerhouses and proven opponents. Hell, Ursula controlled an entire Metal Gear like it was a puppet...comparing a naruto character to the MGS cast is a joke. Blasphemy I tell you!

[quiche]

Not to mention Vamp...

...seriously.

[The Damned]

Will use Chaos Stream and then break stock if I have any.

Otherwise, good night and good luck.


EDIT: I forgot about Vamp, but I don't know who the others are.

I thought that Null was just another name for Grey Fox/Cyber Ninja, though. I'm probably just confusing myself with Wikipedia's overload again.

[Ephidel]

Kazuya
Snake
Grimlock
Ippo

Almost forgot to vote myself, break stocks! (if any)

[Lantis]

It's about high time this thing was CLOSED!

[The Damned]

Kazuya
Snake
Grimlock
Ippo

Almost forgot to vote myself, break stocks! (if any)

Oh right.

You didn't vote.

...Damn it.


In the event of a tie, I'll just use Eneru's assist. Otherwise, I should win.

...Right?

[Lantis]

Kazuya (**): 12
(Lantis, L.one H.iryu S.aga, #6 with Cheese, Diek Stiekem, MrQuotes, Wind God Fist +5, ArcadeFire, Ephidel)
VS.
Ken (*****): 31
(The Damned, maxx, ToyRobotTerror, EndLeSS8, sano, 4neqs, DragonSama, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, givequicheachance, NeoChaosX, P. Gorath, Keits, Bomb Squad +4, Crisis Averted +5, Windlord0, jae hoon, Fudd, Wolfkiller, Muff Daddy, ShinkuuR, Lucretz, Infernoman)

Snake (*): 34
(Lantis, #6 with Cheese, EndLeSS8, sano, DragonSama, givequicheachance, P. Gorath, MrQuotes, Windlord0, Bomb Squad +4, jae hoon, ArcadeFire, Crisis Averted +5, Fudd, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, Muff Daddy, Stinger +5, ShinkuuR, Infernoman, Ephidel)
VS.
Itachi: 34
(The Damned, maxx, L.one H.iryu S.aga, ToyRobotTerror, 4neqs, -miracle stock break-, Diek Stiekem, Amaterasu +3, NeoChaosX, Keits, Wolfkiller, Bomb Squad +4, Crisis Averted +5, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, Lucretz, Chaos Stream +2, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-)

Robocop (**): 14
(ToyRobotTerror, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, EndLeSS8, 4neqs, DragonSama, givequicheachance, NeoChaosX -void by Piledriver Shockwave-, P. Gorath - void by Piledriver Shockwave-, Keits - void by Piledriver Shockwave-, jae hoon, Wolfkiller, Muff Daddy, ShinkuuR, Lucretz, Infernoman)
VS.
Grimlock (****): 21
(Lantis, The Damned, maxx, L.one H.iryu S.aga, #6 with Cheese, sano, Diek Stiekem, Crisis Averted +5, MrQuotes, Windlord0, Bomb Squad +4, ArcadeFire, Fudd, Ephidel)

Ippo (*): 27
(Lantis, L.one H.iryu S.aga, ToyRobotTerror, EndLeSS8, givequicheachance, P. Gorath, jae hoon, Bomb Squad +4, Crisis Averted +5, ArcadeFire, Fudd, Muff Daddy –void by Heartbreak Shot-, ShinkuuR, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, Windmill Shuriken +2, Lucretz –turned by Gazelle Punch-, DragonSama, Ephidel)
VS.
Date (**): 23
(The Damned, maxx, #6 with Cheese, sano, 4neqs, DragonSama, Diek Stiekem, NeoChaosX, Keits, MrQuotes, Windlord0, Wolfkiller, Crisis Averted +5, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, Heartbreak Shot +4)

[The Damned]

How the hell?

I thought we didn't get miracle stock from story posts? Also, Snake had no miracle stock going into this and Itachi had five. I did the tally myself, so please do tell me how I lost exactly.

We should have tied after Ephidel barely (grr...) remembered to vote by my count. So, yeah.... :confused:

[Lantis]

Hmmm...you should have been more clearer about the stored stock.

But still, Eneru's assist (Mantra) is not offensive, so the match is still tied.... (but Eneru assist does mean that Snake has to gain 3 votes in order to win).

SUDDEN DEATH COMETH!

[NeoChaosX]

...how does Sudden Death work, anyway?

[The Damned]

Yeah, sorry about that Lantis. I thought it was implicit since you yourself wrote the stock tallies.

NeoChaosX, basically it means anyone with a vote left--where the hell is Adam Warlock--or (offensive) assist can decide the match if does three or more.

*cough*you*cough*can*cough*assist*cough*itachi*cou gh*.

(There's a Tsukiyomi in it for you.)

[Lantis]

Somebody who hasn't voted yet must come in and decide the winner (but must also vote for the other 3 matches, regardless if the winner is already determined in those battles).

You know, I MIGHT have a mind to do something that would seem like karma right now...but I dunno...I need my SP for Orton-Leonidas. :looney:

[The Damned]

You know, I MIGHT have a mind to do something that would seem like karma right now...but I dunno...I need my SP for Orton-Leonidas. :looney:

I don't see how it would be "karma" when Kazuya lost by such a large margin. I started nothing there.

...Unless you're talking about screwing over Snake. Then please do by all means. :lovin:

[ArcadeFire]

OSHIT SUDDEN DEATH :looney:

[MrQuotes]

damn, kaz lost :sad:

sudden death huh? i already voted so theres nothin i can do but sit here and watch these guys sweat

[Lantis]

I don't see how it would be "karma" when Kazuya lost by such a large margin. I started nothing there.

...Unless you're talking about screwing over Snake. Then please do by all means. :lovin:

Just remember what I did this day.... For I expect equal treatment in Orton-Leonidas.

If you don't, I'll screw you over so bad, it'll make Sol-Lobo look like picnic time.

Cid comes back from the grave.

He notices Snake, the man who defeated him.

CID PERFORMS BOOST JUMP!



AGAINST!































SNAKE!

Karma wheel spins for everyone, LOL!

And with that, ITACHI WINS!

[The Damned]

Yay!

Bribing the system works!

:wgrin:

...Though that was retarded to use Eneru like that on my part.

Oh well. What's new?

[MrQuotes]

such grudgingly behavior will only lead to your detriment :lol:

[NeoChaosX]

Ah, was thinking about assisting there (mainly to make up for voting against Eneru in the first round), but I guess Lantis saved me the trouble. Plus, I want to save my SP for my matches. Tiffany-Robin will be a push, really, and HOLY HELL will I need all the help I can get taking on Chun with Fina. Sorry Damned.

[Ephidel]

What!? I had a stock left! I said break all stocks though! Snake should be the winner. What's going on?

It should be 35-34 Snake! That one stock I have left apparently is the winning stock! I demand justice! ;r

[Lantis]

What!? I had a stock left! I said break all stocks though! Snake should be the winner. What's going on?

It should be 35-34 Snake! That one stock I have left apparently is the winning stock! I demand justice! ;r

True that. But Damned also had a stored stock left along with Eneru (paired with the 5 he had with Itachi), so it would still be tied anyway.

[Ephidel]

True that. But Damned also had a stored stock left along with Eneru (paired with the 5 he had with Itachi), so it would still be tied anyway.

Didn't Eneru get defeated? You can use stocks off dead characters?

[Lantis]

Didn't Eneru get defeated? You can use stocks off dead characters?

Didn't I explain this already? Yes, you can. Dead characters kinda work well to store the stocks that the living characters can't carry anymore.

[Ephidel]

Pfft, fuck me.

Well I hope you all are happy, when you go up against Sho 2 and lose don't say I tried. Thanks to all that supported me though...

[Lantis]

I don't see how....

The Damned has no stocks left, no assists/skills from his partners, and barely 9 SP to make him through.

I would say he got pretty crippled. :sweat:

[Ephidel]

Yeah but he's advancing, and I'm not...again. This happened to Rikimaru in 2005 - so close to getting past the 2nd round only to be defeated by some pirate assclown...thing is, IT WAS YOUR CHARACTER LANTIS! This is the second time out of 2 year round polls that I've lost a key player because of you. You bet your ass this isn't over, I will have vengence! :p

[Diek Stiekem]

Break 4 stocks to regain 2sp, that would make my total 14sp

Thanx to all who supported Grimlock

[Adam Warlock]

Dammit. Sorry for not voting. I'm on travel again and getting a signal is a bitch (and posting while driving sucks).

[Adam Warlock]

Somebody who hasn't voted yet must come in and decide the winner (but must also vote for the other 3 matches, regardless if the winner is already determined in those battles).

You know, I MIGHT have a mind to do something that would seem like karma right now...but I dunno...I need my SP for Orton-Leonidas. :looney:

My votes:

- KAZUYA! C'mon, men, don't fall for some guy who got punched in the balls by some 6-year old kid. That's not MANLY! Vote for real men who punches babies and kicks old ladies in the head. GANGSTA!

- Snake, because I'm barely getting into Naruto.

- GRIMLOCK, for sheer comedy purpose.

- Ippo. Uhhh...I dunno...cuz he's the hero? And reminds me of Little Mac? :sweat:

By your OWN WORDS, your assist does nothing. You already voted.

ATHENA DIVISION
-Host of the Devil Gene-
Kazuya Mishima/Tekken (Lantis)


HADES DIVISION
-Master of the Mangekyo Sharingan-
Uchiha Itachi/Naruto (The Damned)

POSEIDON DIVISION
-The Thunderous Autobot-
Grimlock/Transformers (Diek Stiekem)

APOLO DIVISION
-The Featherweight Legend-
Date Eiji/Victorious Boxers (maxx)

Damned OWES ME, not you you last minute cheater :arazz:

[Lantis]

By your OWN WORDS, your assist does nothing. You already voted.

Damned OWES ME, not you you last minute cheater :arazz:

Anyone could have used their assists/skills to help either, even if they had already voted. The matter here was that if anyone was willing to spend their SP to do so. (And Damned and Ephidel could do nothing since Ephidel has no SP left, and Damned already spent his remaining assists)

Besides, what are you ranting about? *I* need the help, not you. You're doing pretty good as is, and I'm down to my last man. Let me be! :bluu:

[Adam Warlock]

Making up shit as we go along? Shennanigans I say! Have at thee good sir! Should have thought of that before you hate matched me with quiche!

Maybe we're both dumb for actually putting Itachi through.

[Lantis]

Making up shit as we go along? Shennanigans I say! Have at thee good sir! Should have thought of that before you hate matched me with quiche!

Maybe we're both dumb for actually putting Itachi through.

I like jews vs. negros. The most repressed minority WINS! :clap:

But Quiche is shorty. He may invoke mad MIDGET POWAH!

Don't worry, as it seems, Itachi won't be doing much after this. It's like surviving a car wreck and the runaway Mack truck charged with explosives is coming at us.

[Diek Stiekem]

Vector Sigma...... Why haven't I noticed this before.....
I finally made the connection between AW's av and the flick "Don't be a menace.. etc."


Oh well I'm white, so I get away with it :rofl:

[Adam Warlock]

Edit2: Missed the damned's post lol. Oops.

[Lantis]

Jack keeps yelling at his cell phone as smoke starts to envelop the room he is in, alarms going off everywhere, “DAMMIT! Where’s my backup unit?! These bastards are RUINING the CTU office! Tell the President to send the reinforcements NOW!”

Jack’s speech was interrupted when Ken came blasting through the window and crashing hard against a desk. Ken slowly got up with papers still flying everywhere as Kazuya stepped into the hazard room, his left eye still gleaming with evil energy. Ken spit on the floor, and began his attack on Kazuya once more. Ken began with a barrage of punches that Kazuya blocked in every form possible. Ken then switched to some kicks which Kazuya dodged too. Kazuya meant to return with an electric punch, but was met with Ken’s flaming punch, with the clash creating a small explosion that launched Jack Bauer back a couple of feet.

Jack hid behind a thrown desk with his gun in his hand, as he peeked about to see Ken and Kazuya flailing punches at each other, the exchange being so wild that sometimes blows from each side would connect and they would not even notice. Ken finally grabbed Kazuya by the head and attempted to throw him over his shoulder, but while Kazuya was flying above his head, he grabbed Ken’s shoulders, and both slumped on the floor. They both came up kicking, and kept exchanging kicks, until Kazuya whiffed with a straight punch to Ken’s chest, which Ken took advantage by kneeling on the ground, clenching his fist, and then coming up strong with a rising uppercut that connected with Kazuya’s jaw.

SHORYUKEN!

Kazuya went flying out a window at the other side of the office, and landed nearly unconscious on the hall, lying aside his own father…Heihachi. Heihachi had his arms crossed, looking down at Kazuya with some disdain.

“Hmph! You weakling…. You deserve to die for having lost like that….”

Kazuya’s bloodied mouth managed a crooked smile, “Your fate will be no different, old man. Your time in this world will soon come to an end…. Mark my words on that…..”

Heihachi furiously tried to pick Kazuya up from the ground, but Kazuya was already surrounded in light, and vanished from his sight. Heihachi sneered and clenched his fist, releasing a small amount of electricity as he did.

Ken helped Jack back up to his feet, who looked at Ken with distrust, “What is the son of a wealthy family doing here causing all this ruckus?”

Ken scratched the back of his head, “It’s a little hard to explain….”

But as they were discussing, Snake was rolling and shooting at his assailant, the resilient Itachi. Snake was using his SOCOM with the supressor to fire away at the somber ninja, but Itachi used his incredible agility to get off of it. Snake watched a small glimmer in Itachi’s eye, and then, everything became darkness.

Snake looked around, and then suddenly saw some discolored soldiers slowly crawling towards him, all moaning and squealing towards Snake. Snake tried to shoot them down as well, but to no avail. Everybody kept complaining about some part of their body.

“Ooooooh, my NECK!”

“My legs….I can’t feel my LEGS!”

“I….can’t…..BREATHE!”

Snake then realized that he was surrounded by not a few but many soldiers trying to creep up on him. In the middle of the surrogate ocean of corpses that was clinging on to him, stood a single man, a rather old man, wearing a suit, a cloak over it, and an eye patch. His face closely resembled Snake’s as he smiled.

“It is time we both departed the battlefield, my son! Into a world where combat never stops, and war is eternal. You will like it…down here with us!”

Snake barely managed to take out a grenade as he removed the pin and was about to throw it at the bundle of ghosts piling up on him, but he felt his hand being firmly grasped by someone. He turned around to see Vulcan Raven holding the hand with the grenade.

“I already told you, Snake…. The path that you walk…. Is paved with the corpses of your enemies!”

Snake’s eyes opened wide, and then, all of a sudden, the grenade exploded in Snake’s hand!

Back in reality, Itachi was a front-row witness to the explosion as the hot air passed right by him. He merely lowered his head, and turned around, as some rocks and dirt fell from the ceiling.

Tony was in a jam of his own, typing on a laptop to see what kind of security access he could break to access the files on these Heaven Clash members. But as he was sweating cold typing passwords and hacking codes, he felt the whole ground tremble, and when he looked out the window, he saw the figure of a metal Tyrannosaurus Rex’s head pass through, and his heart nearly stopped,

Turns out that Grimlock was walking towards Robocop, who was firing at Grimlock with dead precision with his Auto-9, but could only make minor wounds into the Autobot’s body. Using his tracking system, Robocop managed to shoot Grimlock dead in the eye. The fiber glass shattered as Grimlock roared in pain. Robocop knew he couldn’t afford losing this chance, and activated his rocket pack system, and shot out like a bolt straight to Grimlock’s head, where he held it for dear life.

“You’re coming with me, Grimlock!”

Robocop once again used his Auto-9, this time firing at point-blank straight at Grimlock’s head. Grimlock was getting slightly annoyed with all this.

“Me Grimlock get very mad! Me Grimlock will trash Robocop like sardine can!”

Suddenly, Grimlock transformed into robot mode, which took Robocop off balance, and fell to the ground below. However, he was caught in mid air by Grimlock, and held upside down like a rag doll.

“Me Grimlock shank you like pig!”

And with that, Grimlock pulled out his energon sword, and indeed severed Robocop right through the middle. Grimlock kept Robocop’s lower body in his hand, while the upper part smashed against the ground. Robocop was experiencing a blurred vision, until he saw a big foot come on right over, and squash him down like a bug. All that came out of Grimlock’s foot was sparks of light, as Grimlock held his head.

“Ooooooh…. Me Grimlock have terrible headache tomorrow morning….”

Meanwhile, Ippo and Date were having the more “normal” fight in a pure boxing match. Rights and lefts were exchanged from every point, and the sound of fists against flesh became common. Both men sporting swollen eyes and some bruises around their body, they kept nailing each other with everything they got. The speed of their punches was amazing, as Ippo tried to connect with repeated jabs, while Date went the long way and covered more territory with his wide hooks. Ippo tried to weaken Date’s midsection by pummeling it with straights, but since Ippo’s head was low for this attack, Date came right back with uppercuts that dazzled Ippo.<