The official Yo Mama joke thread

[Luciano Leone]

Inspired by the current SRK lounge shit goin on. Fire away!

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

[Taichi]

Personal Favorites:

Your mama's teeth so bad when she smiles it looks like her tongue's in jail.

Your mama so dirty, she stuck a Q-Tip in her ear, and pulled out a Sugar Daddy.

[Big Pete Roasa]

I personally like your moma so fat her jeans are made by hummer.

[Shodokan123]

<subscribes> this is gona be full of win

[Murt!]

Warpticons Iceman joke is my personal favorite so far from the FG themed ones.

[SF Punker]

Q: What's the difference between yo momma and a hockey player?





A: A hockey player showers after three periods.

[Gasp]

ehh

your moms so stupid she asked magneto to help her get MAME working.





...cuz he ROMs........emulators...play ROMS
fuck you all.

[Tito Mel]

ehh

your moms so stupid she asked magneto to help her get MAME working.





...cuz he ROMs........emulators...play ROMS
fuck you all.

Damn, buttons got jokes. Jokes and spaghetti.

[scrubydan]

UR mother is so FAT that when she jumped for JOY...

[Mixah]

UR mother is so FAT that when she jumped for JOY...

UU'v been negged for typing "UR" in place of "your"

Q: What's the difference between yo momma and a hockey player?





A: A hockey player showers after three periods.
Full of WIN!

personal favorite, simply because it brings back memories of childhood and brings a tear to my eye...

Your mother's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

Very corny, but it worked!

[Gorehound]

Yo momma is a like a Toilet.....Short, round, and full of SHIT!!!


Yo momma is so nasty, when I said what was for dinner, she opened her legs and said "Crabs"!


Yo momma is so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out!

[Socketman]

ya mother so black she sat in a jacuzzi and it made coffee

ya mothers pussy is like a naval base, its fucking huge and filled with semen

ya mothers like a SUV big black and room for 7

[Gorehound]

Yo momma is so stupid, when I said what was for dinner, she lit my pants and said "Hot Pockets"

Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company!

Yo momma is so old, she owes Jesus a Food Stamp!

Yo momma is so fat, when someone yells "Yo Cool-Aid", she comes crashing through the wall!

[Kayin]

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

[Digitalbooty]

Some of these are just awful, lol.


Like this one...

Yo mama so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.

[Warpticon]

I wish I could think of more fighter themed one.

Since it got mentioned, the iceman one was:

Yo mama so dumb she dresses up as Iceman when she eats Doritos so she doesn't get chip damage.

[Rooks4]

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she got baptized in the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a change refund.

Yo mama so old her birthday expired.

Yo mama so old she new the Burger King was he was still a prince.

Yo mama so fat when I fuck her I gotta slap her thighs and ride the waves in.

there are so many more to choose from.. i guess ill stop for now.. all old but funny :P

[Brutal-R]

Yo mamma so fat that when she enters restaurants they don't bother with the menu, they just give an estimate.

[Shadow Ace 50]

Yo mamma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund..

Yo mamma so dumb she went to a Church and asked for Chicken

Yo mamma so poor she kicked a can and said she was moving

Yo mamma so poor she gets robbed by dirt

Yo mamma so dumb she studied for a blood test


Yo mamma so fat she thought the Souljaboy was a new sandwhich

[Will Gotti]

Yo mama so stupid she stupid doopid.

[Nokato]

But someone on here recently said something like,

"Your mom's so big that everyone has an infinite on her."



Well I thought it was funny at least....:wonder:....:rofl:

[Ryu & Ken]

Your mum is old that when the lord let there be light, she's the one that switched it on

[Brutal-R]

Yo mamma so old she farts out dust

[Kuya]

From In Livin' Color (from what I remember at least)

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map, she can see people waving

[Will Gotti]

Yo momma so short she can hang glide on Doritos.

Yo momma so stank she used Secret and it told on her.

Yo momma so poor for dinner she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.

[EvilSamurai]

Yo mamma so nasty that when she takes a shit, they have to put police tape around the toilet.

[kingfismit]

Yo momma is so fat, she was born on January 1st and 2nd.

[The Chief]

Yo mamma so POOR, she has to get a credit check to call an assist.

[Lobelia Mk. IV]

Yo momma so fat, she walked outside wearing a red shirt and everybody in the streets says "KOOOOOOOL-AAAAAAAAAAAID! KOOOOOOOOOL-AAAAAAAAAAAID!"

[The Chief]

Yo momma so fat, she walked outside wearing a red shirt and everybody in the streets says "KOOOOOOOL-AAAAAAAAAAAID! KOOOOOOOOOL-AAAAAAAAAAAID!"

Yo mamma so FAT, she causes slow down when she moves.

Yo mamma so UGLY, her assists help the other team.

[Anakron]

Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

[The Chief]

Yo mamma so BLACK, her shadow has a solar system.

[capcomANDsnk]

yo mama so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell!

[Gasp]

more game jokes.

your mommas so fat tron needs to do her standing roundhouse to switch her in.

[DeathReaper47]

yo momma so stupid, it said "Don't write under the dotted line" and she wrote "OK"

[Autocrat1]

Yo momma so huge she bought 300 from the video store and made me go "THIS IS... FATNESS!"

Yo momma's a health freak cuz she eats all her vegetables including my zucchini.

Yo momma so stupid she heard "I wanna take you for a ride" playing at the mall and slip-n-slided on DDR.

Yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror and cured herpes. Oh wait, there is no cure...

[Luciano Leone]

Yo mama so old she got her copy of the bible autographed

[Spinning Beat]

Yo momma so fat, Oro uses her for a yagyou odama substitute

[Autocrat1]

ALL FIGHTER EDITION

Yo mama's vagina is so stretched out even Dee Jay lost his rhythm.

Yo mama's hitbox is so wide she caught my vacuum from across the street.

Yo mama so broke CE Sagat yelled "Kitten!" instead.

Yo mama so ugly I picked Sheeva on Mortal Kombat and got a Glitchality wtf

Yo mama so fat she picked Bob's 3rd outfit on Tekken 6 and became her own palette swap.

Yo mama so fat she thought Pocket Fighter was Diet Hot Pockets.

Yo mama so stupid she parried education by screaming "Just Defended!"

[AKUMA2000]

Your momma gums so black, she spit yoohoo

Your momma so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl

Your momma so dumb, she thought inpeachment was a fruit flavored breath mint

Your momma so dumb, if gasoline was common sense she couldn't even drive around the block

[axeman61]

Yo mama so nasty she had to cut the string from her tampon to keep the crabs from bungee jumping.

[Spinning Beat]

Yo mama so stupid she parried education by screaming "Just Defended!"

That makes no sense, but L-O-FUCKING-L

:rofl::rofl:

[General Deamond]

Yo mama so fat, whenever she wears high heels she strikes oil

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

[DeathReaper47]

Yo momma so huge she bought 300 from the video store and made me go "THIS IS... FATNESS!"

Yo momma's a health freak cuz she eats all her vegetables including my zucchini.

Yo momma so stupid she heard "I wanna take you for a ride" playing at the mall and slip-n-slided on DDR.

Yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror and cured herpes. Oh wait, there is no cure...

Not only did you steal Rock B's avatar, but all these jokes are horrible :rofl:

[Will Gotti]

ALL FIGHTER EDITION

Yo mama's vagina is so stretched out even Dee Jay lost his rhythm.

Yo mama's hitbox is so wide she caught my vacuum from across the street.

Yo mama so broke CE Sagat yelled "Kitten!" instead.

Yo mama so ugly I picked Sheeva on Mortal Kombat and got a Glitchality wtf

Yo mama so fat she picked Bob's 3rd outfit on Tekken 6 and became her own palette swap.

Yo mama so fat she thought Pocket Fighter was Diet Hot Pockets.

Yo mama so stupid she parried education by screaming "Just Defended!"

*Scratches head* :confused:

[NappyJin]

Yo mama's so dumb, I told her drinks were on the house and she went up to look for them.

Yo mama's cooking is so bad, she has grease fires in the microwave.

Yo mama's so dumb, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's house is so small, I have to go outside to change my mind.

Yo mama's so white, she went to her wedding naked.

[Spinning Beat]

Yo momma like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and comes rolling back for more.

[Will Gotti]

Yo mama's so white, she went to her wedding naked.

:rofl: :rofl:

Yo momma so poor when a burglar tried to rob her house, two cockroaches tripped him and a rat stole his wallet and gold teeth.

[Autocrat1]

Not only did you steal Rock B's avatar, but all these jokes are horrible :rofl:
I made my av first.

And isn't that the point?

[Starhammer]

My turn:

yo momma so dumb she lost six games in a row to the demo screen.

yo momma so ugly that Sabretooth grabbed birdie's gun and shot himself!!

yo momma so fat that it takes extra credits to pick her.

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to SPD her Zangief looked at me like,"ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!"

-Starhammer-

[TheWholeFnShow]

ALL FIGHTER EDITION




Yo momma so ugly she Just Offends. :looney:

[Sasmasta]

Yo momma so fat, Oro uses her for a yagyou odama substitute

:rofl:
This one was some funny shit [though a Tengou Stone substitute would've made it better].

[Penguin]

Yo momma's so ugly Cable's timeflip copy shot himself.

Yo momma's so ugly Hulk did "gamma crush" and never came back down.

Yo momma's so nasty her stank does chip damage.

[Autocrat1]

Yo mama so black I couldn't find her until the 4th of July

[CoMpOuNd]

Yo momma's so fat, when she falls down the game breaks...

yo momma's so hairy, she gave blanka lice...

yo momma's so dumb, she broke her joystick cause she was mad...

yo momma's so short, bb.hood called for her undies back...

word.

[Warpticon]

Yo mama's so dumb she didn't pick an assist because she didn't want to join a sorority.
Yo mama's so trashy she always picks terry because "CRACK SHOOT!" sounds like a good idea.
Speaking of which, she's such a whore, whoever fingers her gets BURN KNUCKLE

[Brutal-R]

Yo mamma so ugly that Terry's RISING TACKLE goes limp.

[Will Gotti]

Yo momma so ugly and skinny, when she walked through Geese's Raging Storm and he saw her, he ran into his own super.

[Markudea]

*This "Yo' mama" joke is from Will Smith on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air*

Yo' mama's like a doorknot, everyone gets a turn.

[Brutal-R]

Yo mamma so ugly that Uriens Aegis Reflector breaks on sight.

Kabals MK3 Fatality ain't got nothin' on yo mamma's face.

[Focusflute]

yo mama so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street and asked her what she was doin and she siad "I'm moving"

[Gorehound]

Yo momma is so stupid, when I said "lets play Marvel" she pulled out her bag of Marbles!

Yo momma is so stupid, she died to Dan's super taunt!

Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to shrink her character because her button said "Short"!

Yo momma is so fat, she always wins matches because I can't reach the Joystick!

Yo momma is so ugly, FAUST puts his paper bag on her!

Yo momma is so stupid, when she picked Jam, she pulled out a piece of toast!

Yo momma is so stupid, when she went to Super Battle Opera, she started to sing!

[Will Gotti]

Yo momma is so stupid, when she went to Super Battle Opera, she started to sing!

Ooooooh! Yo momma so stupid, when she went to Evolution she turned into a caveman.

[Spinning Beat]

Yo momma is so ugly, FAUST puts his paper bag on her!


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Damn thats fucked up

[Eminent]

your momma's so poor, she couldn't pay attention...

[EvilSamurai]

Yo mama's vagina is so broken, it makes X-men vs. Street Fighter seem balanced.

[Digitalbooty]

Yo momma's pussy so broken, it's banned from all major tournies.

I tried...

My turn:

yo momma so dumb she lost six games in a row to the demo screen.

-Starhammer-

this one is too good!

[Starhammer]

Yo momma so ugly she Just Offends. :looney:

:rofl: I'd forgotten about that one.

-Starhammer-

[Gorehound]

Yo momma is so ugly, Sagat took his other eye out!

Yo momma is so stupid, when I told her to do a 360 motion, she got up and did a body spin!

Yo momma is so ugly, she reflects projectiles!

Yo momma is so stupid, she thought a Tiger Shot was an African drink!

Yo momma is so fat, she always beats Oswald because she is a FULL HOUSE!!

Yo momma is stupid, when I told her to tap that button, she grabbed her cup and tried to pour out beer from it!

Yo momma is so stupid, when I told her "Lets play Fighters History" she brought out her History Book!

Yo momma is so ugly, even the Arcade lags!

[MagnetiX]

Yo momma so dark, when she touches herself, it's considered black on black crime.

Yo momma so old, she was a guest at the last supper.

[12:51]

Yo momma so fine with that paper bag on.

[Darkstalker]

Your momma's so ugly, Geese wouldn't stain his hands with her bra!

[$hAoLIn]

Ya momma's so nasty, Cable's Hyper Viper Beam refuses to make contact with her.

[Rudy_]

yo momma is so fat, when she pasted by my window it was dark for 3 days

[Darkstalker]

Your momma's so fat it doesn't matter which Aegis you use after a knockdown!

[Starhammer]

yo mama so fat the ONLY way she can jump is a glitch.

yo mama so ugly that instead of saying,"You cannot escape from death!" he says," H--h-h-hey WAIT!! can't we talk about this!?"

yo mama so short that she can jump UNDER sagat's C.FP.

yo mama so ugly that Kabal pulled his mask off and put it on her.

-Starhammer-

[MegamanDS]

heard alot of these on yo mama on mtv.

your momma so ugly, when she goes to the beach the cats try to bury her

[Gorehound]

Yo Momma!

[Autocrat1]

Yo mama so ugly she appeared on Extreme Makeover and got canceled

Yo mama so short Rex Grossman made a pass over her

Yo mama so horny the bumper sticker on her car says "Blow Me"

Yo mama so fat Birdie told her to go to Jenny