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Lantis

09-25-2007, 08:21 AM

The whole location could not be described accordingly. There was no sense of dimension or space. The whole place was surrounded by things like cars, basketball fields, corn cobs, trees, sign posts, goats, wheels of fortunes, and tractors. It was a huge garbled mess where nothing really made sense, and this is where the Heaven Clash tourney appears next. Everyone looks around in blatant confusion, as Aioria steps along amidst the perilous terrain, finally making a stand atop a beach ball rolled in amidst the junk.

Zander looked around and scratched his head without knowing what was going on, “What is this chaotic mess of garbled nonsense?”

Aioria kicks away a tire, “I know this scenery is not all that harmonious, but it is what it is inside a Katamari.”

“Kata…mari?”, Xandu raised an eyebrow at this newfound expression. Aioria nodded.

“Yes, it is a creation of the Prince of all Cosmos. You see, his father, the King, wanted his son to grow, so now he goes around using his powers to make huge balls out of whatever object crosses his path. As you can see, the Prince has been around quite a bit, collecting any piece of junk along the way.”

Marina nods as she keeps watching around, “Totally bizarre…you never know what is lurking around here….”

Marina gives a step back, and almost jumps when he hears a moan behind her, “Hey, watch it lady! Stop stepping on my nose!”

Marina gasped as she screamed, “All right, all right! Let’s get on with the matches! YIKES!”

It would be The Beast who would come prancing out first, looking as grumpy and fierce as ever. He would be followed by Dinobot, still in his velociraptor form, who narrowed his eyes, locking with The Beast’s.

“A very rare specimen indeed”, hissed Dinobot. “What is your original form anyway?”

The Beast sneered at Dinobot, “I was a prince…once before…in a time long past….”

Dinobot seemed interested, “Hmmm….royalty, eh? We seem to have a fair share of you blue-blooded cowards as it is! Don’t expect any favors out of me!”

The Beast went down on all fours, looking ready to strike, “And you don’t expect any mercy out of me! GRAAAAAARGH!”

Hamann was weary about a line made of wooden toys while he was aiming out for his representatives.

Ash Williams walked out, and apparently he still didn’t have time to change his clothes, looking as murky as ever. He raised his chainsaw-hand as he watched the poorly-mishappened dragon Trogdor also waltz out…in its’ very peculiar and sui generis way of doing so. Ash looked bewildered at such a strange sight.

“Man, I knew this place was nuts, but this guy takes the toll! Talk about a face only a mother could love…and this one probably doesn’t even have one!”

Trogdor just spit out some shots of fire, and emitted some rather unortodox roars, as Ash readied his shotgun, “OK, you mofo ugly pissly-drawn piece of crap! You want a piece of me? YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!”

Aioria now kicked away a Barbie doll as he beckoned for his troop to come forth,

The artificial Pokemon Mewtwo floated out into what many considered the middle of the stage, surrounded by his typical dark field of psychic energy. After him, a large green giant made quite the big leap towards where Mewtwo was, and when he landed, several ducks sprouted out of the ground. Hulk grinned at Mewtwo.

“Well well, a Pokemon! You know, your kind has always intrigued me. Care to come with me to the lab for some check-ups?”

Mewtwo frowned at the suggestion, and spoke once more without even opening his mouth, “I detest labs, and I loathe the people who desire to experiment with our race even more. How can a behemoth like you even grasp the basic concepts of science anyhow?”

Hulk tapped his head repeatedly, “Easy, slick! I created myself out of gamma bombardment. My own technical genius! Sure kinda gets tough after a while of seeing this face in the morning, but I can get used to it!”

Mewtwo shaked his head, as he levitated, carrying a bunch of spare nuts and bolts with him, “Then, expect no deliverance from me! Instead, await a untimely demise!”

Hulk wiped off his nose, “It may sound cliched, but LET’S ROCK!”

Queen Gildran had to grab ahold of Farnir to start her match due to a multitude of dog’s heads barking out at her.

Bo Jackson once again came out and tipped his cap off for all his fans (which there happened to be some amidst the whole bunch), now wearing a Chicago White Sox black-and-white uniform. But what is this?

IF YOU SMEEEEEELLLLLLLL…..

The Rock comes out in a decisive pace, stops, and raises his arm. Several more fans cheer for him also amidst the mess. The Rock then directed his attention to Bo.

“So, The Rock will say this just once: Does Bo know where the next SMACKDOWN is coming from and how much The Rock is gonna pound his ass?”

Bo just does some practice swings with his bat, “I don’t need to know! Bo knows enough of wrestling. Bo knows that your Sharpshooter looks like crap! Here’s a quarter, so you can go buy yourself a set of moves, and also go buy some more for that scrub John Cena!”

The Rock raises an eyebrow, “The Rock will tell you this: Bo knows jack SHIT! The Rock is a SIX TIME WWE Champion. Tell The Rock, Bo…. How many titles do YOU have?”

Bo just fiddled around with his bat, “Oh yeah? Bo knows that he made more money playing one game with the White Sox than ‘Be Cool’ and ‘Doom’ could do in their whole run in theaters!”

The Rock did not take too kindly to Bo’s words: “Well, that does it! So do this for The Rock, Bo…. Take that bat, shine it up nicely, turn that sum bitch up sideways, and shove it straight up YOUR CANDY ASS!”

Aioria cringed at the verbal showdown, but noticed that a spotlight sticking out of the ground was changing from red to green. Aioria realized that the time of destiny was here.

Stage: Inside a Katamari/Katamari Damacy

Cow Parade (300 words, 3 votes)
From the skies (which also happened to be covered), a multitude of cows just come falling down from above! Perhaps taking out an umbrella might help, but it won’t work for too long as the sheer weight of these animals can flatten just about anyone. Beefy!

House Complex (400 words, 4 votes)
A series of houses are also located amidst the huge sphere that is this Katamari, of all sorts and from all walks of life. Crash your opponent against them, perhaps manage to infiltrate them, and do all sorts of wacky stuff inside the houses for random fun!

What a Zoo! (500 words, 5 votes)
The Prince must have made a stroll down the whole animal kingdom, because you can pretty much find every animal species stuck within this mess! From mammals to reptiles to fishes and whatever there is in between, these hostile animals can stick out and cause havoc to any who cross their path.

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TODAY'S MATCHES

ATHENA DIVISION
-The Enchanted Prince-
The Beast/Beauty and the Beast (Muff Daddy)
VS.
-Predacon-turned-Maximal-
Dinobot/Transformers: Beast Wars (P. Gorath)

HADES DIVISION
-The King of the Boomstick-
Ash Williams/Evil Dead (9999)
VS.
-The Terror of the Villages-
Trogdor/Homestar Runner (Windlord0)

POSEIDON DIVISION
-Giovanni's Own Creation-
Mewtwo/Pokemon (ArcadeFire)
VS.
-Bruce Banner's Alterego-
Hulk/The Incredible Hulk (Adam Warlock)

APOLO DIVISION
-The Diversely Talented Athlete-
Bo Jackson/Tecmo Super Bowl (RockBogart)
VS.
-The People's Champ-
The Rock/WWE Smackdown (Return of Shiki)

Was SRK acting gay for anyone else earlier this morning? It did for me.... :confused:

All the same, and as compensation, this day will end one hour later.

Have coffee and make friends with it (like me!) :sweat:

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 08:23 AM

Reserving this post for shenanigans.

this is your gateway (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4329044&postcount=13) to (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4329048&postcount=14) propaganda (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4329076&postcount=15).

The Beast is a stone-cold pimp, see for yourself. Furries everywhere wish they could be The Beast.
(http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4329345&postcount=31)

break all The Beast's stocks.

and start things off with a Phoenix Wright assist.

PHOENIX WRIGHT
Name: Phoney Evidence
Description: Mr. Wright tries to persuade the jury by using some evidence that may or may not be pertinent to the case in turn.
Effect: The next 2 votes against Wright’s partner will become void (jury unable to determine a culprit)

15 SP remaining.

vote The Beast. The Beast wins this hands down. Dinobot can't kill The Beast.

Hazards and propaganda to come later.

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 08:25 AM

I'm not at a pc so propaganda will follow later.

Bottom line is hulk fucks up marvel's top tier psychics. A walking cat abortion is not gonna get the job done. mewtwo is responsible for brining emo to the pokemon world.

Keits

09-25-2007, 08:26 AM

Dinobot
Trogdor
Hulk
Bo

Sano

09-25-2007, 08:28 AM

Dinobot - Gonna have to go with a Transformer.

Ash - He rules!

Mewtwo - Huh. Gave it some thought and I like Mewtwo more than Hulk, who'd of thunk it?

Rock - Does Bo know what the Rock is cooking? Well in the Gameplan Rock is allergic to cinamon so maybe it's not something that has that. :looney:

NeoChaosX

09-25-2007, 08:34 AM

Dinobot
Trogdor
Mewtwo
The Rock

maxx

09-25-2007, 08:35 AM

dinobot
ash
hulk
rock

Return of Shiki

09-25-2007, 08:42 AM

WHO IN THE BLUE HELL IS THIS ROODY POO BO JACKSON?! To think that he can go ONE ON ONE with the GREAT ONE?!

"Bo Knows Baseball" "Bo Knows Football"! Well let the Rock tell you what Bo DOESN'T Know!

Bo doesn't know how to count to 6 without using his toes! Bo doesn't know how to find TORONTO! Bo doesn't know how his wife is a TWO DOLLA Ho! Bo doesn't know where to find a good GELATO!

And most IMPORTANTLY, Bo doesn't know he's going to take the Great One's boot and stick it up his monkey ass!

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

P. Gorath

09-25-2007, 08:46 AM

Dinobat
Ash
Hulk
The Rock

RockBogart

09-25-2007, 09:15 AM

Hulk
Bo
Ash
Dinobot

The Rock is only capable of 50%UNR at best. Going against Bo whose rocking full meter is suicide.

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 09:18 AM

House Complex (400 words, 4 votes)
A series of houses are also located amidst the huge sphere that is this Katamari, of all sorts and from all walks of life. Crash your opponent against them, perhaps manage to infiltrate them, and do all sorts of wacky stuff inside the houses for random fun!

+

What a Zoo! (500 words, 5 votes)
The Prince must have made a stroll down the whole animal kingdom, because you can pretty much find every animal species stuck within this mess! From mammals to reptiles to fishes and whatever there is in between, these hostile animals can stick out and cause havoc to any who cross their path.

The Beast turns to Belle with a grin on his face. He was still treating her like crap. He needed to keep her this way while his battles were going on. “Get as far away from here as you can bitch!” Belle was pissed. The Beast had been arguing with her ever since they arrived here, but she couldn’t figure out why. “Look here you shit. I don’t know what’s up with you, but when we get back home I’m gonna make you lick peanut butter off my crotch for a month! You hear me?!” The Beast simply smiles as Belle runs off to take cover.

The Beast stared his opponent down, who also happened to be a beast. In his beast form, Dinobot readied himself for a frontal assault from The Beast. He needed to remain in beast mode in order to prevent stasis lock – but he was confident that his raptor form could to the job. To his surprise, The Beast does not take on steps towards him. Instead Dinobot finds himself surrounded by many strange household objects. The Beast throws his hands into the air as if to say, “What up?” The Beast utters three words: “Bring it chump.” Dinobot snarls at his opponent. This was what The Beast was waiting for. As soon as his mouth opens, a group of forks, knives, and spoons fly into Dinobots large dino-mouth, coming to a rest in his metallic abdomen. “Bleh!”, exclaims Dinobot, “You fool! What type of an attack is that? Is your plan to gross me out until death?!” “Hardly”, replied The Beast.

“Enough of this,” snarls Dinobot as he lunges at The Beast. To his surprise The Beast runs in the opposite direction, closely followed by a brigade of enchanted objects, retreating backwards as Dinobot gives chase. “Running is useless!” Dinobot closes ground as The Beast continues running. In the distance, a giant ball of debris crosses their path. “That’s it, keep running,” The Beast thinks to himself. The Beast runs directly into the massive ball of debris with Dinobot in hot pursuit. Realizing that his beast mode is useless in the giant ball, Dinobot transforms into robot mode, he’ll need legs to maneuver in this thing.

The Beast and Dinobot roll around in a heap of construction materials and consumer goods. Intermingled in the debris are The Beasts enchanted objects. Dinobot chases after The Beast as he maneuvers through the debris with amazing agility; deftly avoiding falling cars and houses as he leads Dinobot into the center of the storm. Dinobot is bashed repeatedly by bricks and jagged metal as he struggles to keep up with is quarry. In the confusion, Dinobot’s body is invaded by even more knives and forks that now rest inside his metal body.

The Beast leaps from the moving heap of junk followed closely by Dinobot just as the ball of debris rolls off a cliff. “You fool, you could have gotten us both killed,” screams Dinobot as he removes a sword from a compartment in his back. “Now you’ll pay!”

“Not just yet,” exclaims The Beast as he takes off running, again. A voice within Dinobot’s monitoring systems alerts him to his condition: “Warning, stasis lock imminent.” – “Ah fuck!,” he exclaims as he reverts to beast mode to give chase.

The Beast takes cover amidst a group of wandering animals. Dinobot skids to a stop as he scans the area for his opponent. Dinobot’s sensors alert him to a presence in the area: “Life for detected, ten meters west.” Turning again into his robot mode, Dinobot turns with sword in hand, ready to take a chunk out of his flighty opponent. He turns to find a large Lego robot looking creature frolicking happily amongst the many animals before him. “Oh, Hello there”. Dinobot is greeted by the Katamari Prince. “I see that you can take the form of a Velociraptor. Would you like to become one of my animals?”

“Shut up you fool! I’m looking for someone,” replied Dinobot “Have you seen a brown, large furry looking thing with teeth and claws?!”

“There are many animals here that fit that description good sir. Perhaps you could be more specific. Or perhaps you might try looking for him.” The Katamari Prince motions with his arm to reveal the endless heard of assorted animals in his kingdom.

“Search …in this?,” Dinobot was incredulous. There was no way he’d find The Beast in this massive herd. Dinobot began searching wildly – tipping cows, skewering bears and wolves. “Stop this madness,” screamed the Katamari royalty. Dinobot ignored his plea and kept shoving animals. “Show yourself coward!,” he scream in frustration. As he finished his sentence he is sent flying through the air, charged by a buffalo. Before he can hit the ground, Dinobot is stabbed by a rhino, exposing a large circular wound from which sparks pour forth. The wound is invaded by yet another wave of spoons, knives, and forks. Dinobot simply chuckles as he continues his assault. “This is hardly an impressive display of combat abilities vermin. When this is over I’ll hang you in the Maximal ship and stuff your body with scrap metal!”

Crash! – Dinobot is charged again from behind. He whirls around to find not another buffalo, but The Beast, who had shoulder checked him in the back. “So you finally decided to show yourself, ay vermin?”, asks Dinobot as he readies his sword again.

“That’s right you fool. I’ve decided to show myself, but it’s already too late for you. I’ve got some making up with my girl to do.”

“What?”, Dinobot wondered to himself, as he pondered just what The Beast meant.

Word count: 945

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 09:22 AM

Don’t vote for Dinobot. If you voted for Robocop over Grimlock, you should vote The Beast.

basically, the Beast Wars incarnations of the Transformers are the most bitch-made versions of the Transformers ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u7Rb2fU4cA <-- skip to the 3:00 mark and watch Dinobot attack Megatron with a stick. despite the fact that Megatron has become a "transmetal" at this point, Megatron gets his shit pushed in by a stone attached to a stick. "A stiiiiiick?!", asks Megatron. at first, Megatron brushes it off like nothing. then later on, Megatron is completely floored by the same stick with a basic rock attached to it. if a stick could to that to Megatron, image what it would to do Dinobot.

Dinobot's power is limited. The Beast can't be stopped. you never come up short when Love is your power source.

then later on in the series they teach the early human how to defend themselves against Predacon attacks with simple weapons. Beast Wars Transformers = wimps.

Dinobot could be owned by Spike in an Exosuit.

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 09:24 AM

It seems as if people are thinking that The Beast can't do shit. I'm looking to change that.

Why you should vote for The Beast

First of all, because of the name. Say it aloud, "The Beast". The Beast is a pimp.

The Beast can do a lot more than you think. I'll try to explain some of what he is capable of and why he can get more wins than you might imagine, broken down into 4 parts.

Part 1 - Physical Properties of The Beast

The Beast is a Beast!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture13.png - Beast possesses physical capabilities far beyond that of a normal human - In the Disney movie, he beats back a pack of wolves who are attacking Belle; no normal human could do this barehanded.

The Beast is strong!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture14.png - The Beast will BODY you. He can hold a grown man by the neck, WITH ONE HAND! Grown man, I'll put Paws on you!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture15.png -- Gaston's face says it all, "OH SHI-"

The Beast can move between different worlds and realities!

The world of Kingdom Hearts is a collection of various levels that the player progresses through. Each level in Kingdom Hearts is referred to as a "world". Thirteen can be accessed throughout the game and one, the Disney Castle, is shown in cutscenes. Additional worlds are mentioned by various characters, but are not accessible because they have been destroyed by the Heartless. Ten of the worlds are based on Disney fiction,[15] primarily from the Disney animated features canon, and the other four were created by Square specifically for the game.

Each world varies in appearance and setting, depending on the Disney world upon which it is based. The graphics of the world and characters were meant to resemble the artwork style of the environments and characters from their respective Disney film. Each Disney world is inhabited by characters from their respective Disney film; Hercules and Philoctetes inhabit Olympus Coliseum, and Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, and Jafar inhabit Agrabah. Each world is disconnected from the others and exists separately. Most characters in the worlds are unaware of the existence of the other worlds, but some notable ones are aware. Players travel from one world to another via Gummi Ship.

Gummi Ship

The Gummi Ship is the mode of travel between the various worlds in Kingdom Hearts. The gameplay is very different from the rest of the game as it switches to a rail shooter format while piloting the Gummi Ship. The player controls the vessel from a rear, third person perspective as it travels in an outer space setting. At the beginning of the game, there are few options available to customize the ship, but as the game progresses, new weapons, engines, and armor become available. In addition, many different pre-designed blueprints can be found throughout the game which can be used to quickly construct ships.[12]

Normal characters might have to use the Gummi Ship to move between worlds, but not The Beast:

http://www.khinsider.com/kingdom-hearts/storyline.html
Sora, Donald, and Goofy arrive at Hollow Bastion soon after, surviving a barrage of Heartless trying to take down their Gummi Ship en-route. They arrive at the bottom of an impressive, looming waterfall, with magically supported rocks forming a staircase up to the largest, most intimidating castle that the three friends have ever seen. They begin the climb to enter the castle, but are interrupted once again by Riku as they proceed. Riku is busy confronting a stranger from another world, a huge beast in search of his beloved, Belle. He had supposedly followed her through sheer force of will, without the aid of Heartless or a Gummi Ship, when she was kidnapped from their home world and brought to Hollow Bastion.

Not even the vacuum of space pr the crushing force of gravity could stop The Beast. if The Beast wants to beat you down, there's no stopping it.

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 09:26 AM

Part 2 - The effects of the spell being lifted:

The nature of the spell he's under gives The Beast certain advantages.

1. The removal of injuries.

The Beast can't be killed. Prior to the transformation, he was shot in the back with an arrow by Gaston. http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture6.png --> http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture7.png --> http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture8.png -- He was then smashed through a window by Gaston.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture12.png - While in his Beast form, Gaston stabs him in the back with a knife.

Note that the knife is considerably large: http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture17.png

When he is transformed back into the prince, the wounds are completely healed - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/what-happened-to-the-stab-wound.png -- pay close attention to his back which is where the stab was located as well as the arrow, there are no wounds whatsoever, not even blood stains.

Look at the Prince's face as he realizes, "Holy shit, I can cheat death!" --> http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/holy-shit-i-can-cheat-death.png

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture11-1.png -- Before his fight with Gaston, The Beast hurts his right arm in his earlier fight with the wolves.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/arm-injury-gone.jpg - After the transformation, his right arm is perfectly fine.

2. The return of the servants to their human form.

Picture of the castle servants in their anthropomorphic object form - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/objects.gif

Picture of the servants in their human form after the spell has been lifted - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Endspell.jpg

3. The speed of the transformation

Belle tries to reassure the badly wounded Beast that everything will go fine, but he believes he is about to die. Eventually, the Beast dies and Belle, who is now heartbroken, whispers in tears that she loves him, just before the last petal falls from the rose. He is immediately transformed and returns to his human form--handsome yet unrecognizable except for his piercing eyes. When Belle and the prince kiss, the curse is broken and the castle becomes beautiful again and the enchanted objects turn back into humans.

The last scene shows Belle and the Beast happily dancing in the ballroom, in front of many guests, which includes Maurice and the now-human assistants of the castle. Everybody is well, everybody is happy. Belle and the Beast live happily ever after.

In the disney version, the spell on the castle and the servants is lifted when he tongues her down and some magical fireworks go off, but I am disputing the speed of this under the all versions rule (see part 3). In Vertigo's comic, Fables (in addition to earlier versions of the story), the transformation is instant.

Part 3 - Basis for the Beast being able to manipulate the properties of the spell and instant transformation.

(From Wikipedia: "Beauty and the Beast are characters in the Fables comic book. They are resident in the New York City branch of Fabletown, and are rather poor at the beginning of the series. Beast's continued human appearance is contingent on the happiness of their marriage; when they quarrel, he begins to turn back into the Beast")

http://fabletown.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=21783#21783
Frau Tottenkinder is interesting because she's had dealings with so many of the other characters in the past, even if only she is aware that it was always her. When Frau told Beast that she had figured out his curse and could alter it so that he could change at will, she neglected to mention that she was the one responsible for the curse in the first place.

Essentially, what the all versions rule allows for is that as soon as The Beast and Belle stop fighting, things turn back to normal. In Fables, his Beastliness increases in proportion to the unhappiness of their marriage; the reverse is also true: he turns more human as their happiness increases. But, since my character is the Disney/Kingdom Hearts Beast, this introduces a huge loophole due to the all versions rule. In order to close the loophole, this means that The Beast and Belle are necessarily quarreling the majority of the time in order for The Beast to remain in his Beast form to do battle in the BP. Battling as a plain generic prince/human would be stupid. However, this means that Disney/Kindgom Hearts Beast also retains the instantaneous transformation properties of Fables Beast under the all versions rule: if he starts to change back into the Beast when they argue, then he obviously turns back into a human when make up; in order to have Kingdom Hearts Beast as a character in the BP that can retain the instantaneous transformation properties of Fables Beast under the all versions rule, they have to be arguing. What this means is that there is no reason for them not to be quarreling the entire tournament, as this is to the Beast's advantage in battle. If you go back and read my story on Day 8 you'll see this is what I had set up.

*It should also be noted that Beauty and the Beast are most likely immortal in Fables and have been married for almost a thousand years. You can download the first issue of Fables and see for yourself: http://www.dccomics.com/graphic_novels/?gn=1606

Manipulating the spell

Since they are required to argue the majority of the time, it means two things:
1. She could be completely in love with him, but he could be arguing with/mad at her; or
2. He could be in love with her, but she could be unhappy w/ him.

The most common theme across the numerous versions of the story is that the initial lifting of the spell was contingent on two things: 1. The Beast had to learn to love another; and 2. and he had to earn someone's love in return (i.e., obtain mutual love/happiness). What this means is that as long as Belle's love for him remains a "constant", The Beast can use his love for her as a "variable" to manipulate the transformation at will. He would basically go into battle while cursing the bitch in order to stay in Beast form, until such time as he saw fit to start loving her again in order to trigger the transformation. Conversely, as long as Belle's hatred for Beast remains a constant, the transformation can be triggered on the other end by Belle's love due to the mutuality clause of the spell. If Belle stops hating/arging with him, he turns back to normal, thus negating any wounds received.

How does being able to control and manipulate the spell help The Beast in battle aside from instantly healing any sustained injuries/cheating death?

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 09:33 AM

Part 4 - Basis for using the castle servants as weapons (knives, spoons, forks, napkins, i.e., very small and/or sharp objects) - a.k.a. He Kills with Love:

In the "Be our Guest" sequence, all of the Beast's tableware magically prepares a meal for the scared and hungry Belle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h3XKUlQAyc <-- (watch at the 40 second mark in the video, and again at 1:04, and again at 3:15. -- they form an Eiffel Tower (:43 - :48) and can obviously work in teams.)

Note that these are knives, forks, and spoons that can move under their own power:

The forks kick their feet up - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/dancingforks.png

The spoons dive into a punch bowl - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture1.png

And then they do synchronized swimming, further proof that they can work in teams - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture2.png

The napkins leap off the counter - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture4.png

The napkins move across the table - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture5.png

The broadway version of the Be Our Guest sequence which also includes knives, spoons, and forks - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/beourguest_broadway.jpg

They can obviously withstand the heat of blazing hot soups and scalding water without melting or feeling pain (notice that the soup is piping hot) - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/can-withstand-heat.png

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture17-1.png - a spoon floats in mid-air in this pic.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture16.png - they can also fly.

So they have the properties of metal and can move under their own power - remember, the dishes do themselves. If such items can prepare full-course meals, fly, and move across tables, they should be able to climb or fly into a mouth or an anus. Or, for example, Beast could stab an opponent in the chest with one (or the arm, or the leg). Once stabbed into an opponent, they can burrow even further into the wound. If they get into the mouth, they can crawl down into the esophagus and into the stomach; and you can't vomit or spit them up because not only they can actively resist any gag reflex, even regular spoons are hard to get back up. http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=3694 <-- Yes, it can happen.

And, it's highly doubtful if you can get a fork/spoon to come back up from vomiting: http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20070910p2a00m0na005000c.html

Spoon found in intestine of elderly woman living at nursing care home

A spoon has been found in the intestine of an elderly woman living at a western Tokyo nursing care home for the aged, police said.

Doctors removed the spoon, but she died a week later. Police are investigating how she swallowed the spoon and are trying to determine the cause of her death.

An official at the care home said he has no idea how she swallowed the spoon. "We questioned all the employees, but nobody said they noticed that she swallowed a spoon. We don't know whether it was an accident or a crime."

The 61-year-old woman who lived at a nursing care home for the elderly in Hachioji, western Tokyo, was taken to a hospital in Machida on June 29 after repeatedly vomiting at the facility.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=174583

Sydney doctors remove swallowed spoon
Saturday Dec 30 22:54 AEDT

Doctors in Sydney were forced to sedate a woman and remove a spoon she swallowed during a dining table laughing fit.

The 26-year-old woman accidentally ingested the cutlery during an uncontrollable burst of laughter while eating spaghetti, News Limited newspapers report.

She gagged reflexively, but it was too late.

Doctors placed her under general anaesthetic and eased out the spoon, which was stuck in her throat at the top of her stomach, lassoing either end of it with snares.

The procedure, which pulled the silverware upright and up through the oesophagus and mouth, took 90 minutes.

They can't be vomited back up, even if you try.

Think you can shit them out? Think again: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=12164015&dopt=AbstractPlus

Department of Emergency Medicine, Kaohsiung Medical University Hospital, No. 100, Shih-Chuan 1st Road, Kaohsiung 80707, Taiwan.

Foreign body ingestions are a frequent occurrence, a common presentation at emergency departments, but long, pointed-end metallic spoon swallowing is an uncommon occurrence. Unlike most cases of foreign-body ingestion, there have been no cases of spontaneous passage reported. Consequently, prompt removal is recommended before complications develop. We report a case of accidental ingestion of a long, pointed metallic spoon which failed to pass through the gastrointestinal tract and be excreted. This patient was managed successfully with gastrotomy to remove the object. We recommend this approach for the removal of long pointed foreign bodies to avoid complications developing.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=21e_1176243246

So, the enchanted objects can be swallowed or stabbed into the opponent, and you can't get them out - but this is not where the real damage comes from. Keep reading to find out how this can be used as a weapon.

The castle servants in their object form - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/objects.gif

The anthropomorphic objects in Beast's castle are not simply household items, they are former humans who were transformed into objects. The spell was placed on the entire castle, not just on The Beast. All of the servants who were in the castle at the time were transformed into objects that corresponded to their real names: Mrs. Pots became a teapot - her son Chip became a teacup that had a Chip in it - Cogsworth was turned into a clock ("cogs", get it?) - Lumiere (lumens, light) was turned into a candlebra - Armoire became the wardrobe - and so on. The servants who were turned into generic items like forks and knives and dinner plates (or brooms, or pitch forks) were probably named "Ted" or "Larry". (also, for some reason the candle can start a fire simply by blowing on the wick O_o)

You may be thinking, "Okay, so the enchanted objects can potentially get inside people, big deal. How is this a weapon?", but this is not the tame children's movie Beast that we met in the 1991 Disney film, as written by Disney - this is a cunning, battle-ready Beast who will go to any length to win (as written by me). The kiddie gloves are off here. Forget everything you knew about The Beast. Under the all versions rule, the transformation is instantaneous. Once an enchanted object is inside the body of an opponent (in the throat, stomach, intestines, colon, or jammed in the body by stabbing) the entire game changes.

Observe: The castle servants in their human form after the spell has been lifted - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Endspell.jpg

Because of the fact that either The Beast or Belle can manipulate the properties of the spell and trigger the transformation at will, any enchanted objects that are in the body will be transformed back into their human form when the spell is lifted. What this means is that if The Beast manages to get five or six knives/forks/spoons/a simple napkin in the opponent's body (swallowing/stabbing), those items will be turned into full grown humans when the transformation takes place! The increase in physical mass that results from a spoon/fork/knife expanding to the size of a full grown human while inside your body will obliterate any internal organs in the process (if a spoon is stuck in your esophagus, a grown human will grow in your throat until your neck explodes, severing your head - if three forks are in your stomach or intestines, three grown humans will emerge from the bloody mess that used to be the middle of your body) the opponent can be destroyed from within. Even just one knife lodged in the rib could be deadly - or stabbed in the arm, or the leg. The Beast can use the physical expansion of the enchanted items as the equivalent of expanding human bombs - a crude, but elegant tactic for causing massive damage.

And the thing is, how many people would ever imagine that The Beast could attack someone in this way? If you go back to Beast's first match on Round 1 Day 8 and read what I wrote closely, you'll see that I had already attacked Keits' character (Teach) twice, and no one even noticed. Both Keits and Lantis referred to the attacks as "primitive" and basically thought nothing of it, but that's the "beauty" of the attack. Lantis wrote Teach as "spitting up" the objects in the ending story of that round, but it would have already been too late, the objects were already in the body. The Beast would start out trying to achieve this through deception, i.e. getting the opponent to eat a meal or put an enchanted object near their mouth. Barring that, he would try to stab them with one or more of them, if he could. Failing that, the objects would start to swarm the opponent - flying into any openings and burrowing into any open wounds.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/floating.png - Additionally, as seen in the clip when the transformation begins, The Beast's body is lifted into the air and it twirled around in the air by magical force - this would also presumably lift and tear the opponent as well. And because of the magic mirror, Belle doesn't have to be anywhere near the fight because she can see everything through the mirror.

If The Beast is faced against an opponent that he can't overpower with brute strength, the solution is to fight smarter, not harder. I submit to you that this method of killing is not only The Beast's primary mode of attack, but it's his best option against opponents who are stronger than him. In all likelihood, The Beast would ideally fire some of his enchanted knives into the opponent using a modified crossbow and he could easily sharpen the tips of his knives/forks/spoons into crude arrows. And since they can move under their own power, the objects can simply burrow even further into the wound to ensure it stays in place. The Beast's primary goal in battle would be to lodge one or more of the enchanted items into the opponent's body and then trigger the transformation, even if it's just a knife stuck in the leg. The result is a bloody, but magical, mess. The sharper the object, the better; and there are numerous types of objects for these purposes already in his possession:

The Pitch Fork - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture2-1.png --> http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture4-1.png --> http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture5-1.png (Notice how it can move on its own.)

The Axe - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture18.png
(note that when Belle is trapped underneath the ice of a frozen lake, the Axe breaks her out with ease.)
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture19.png - Belle is drowning.
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture20.png - Axe to the rescue! Yes, the Axe can swing itself.

The Fireplace Pokers - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture9.png -- and -- http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture15-1.png

The Forks, Spoons, and Knives (in this pic they're in formation. again, note the team aspect) - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture21.png

The Shovel - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/Picture11-2.png

There are other objects in the direct-to-video movies:

- In the Enchanted Christmas movie there are even more enchanted objects introduced. There are christmas ornaments, a christmas angel, a huge pipe organ, and a flute/picolo.

- In Belle's Magical World we see Webster the dictionary, La Plume the pen, and Crane the pile of papers.

Further, since all injuries are negated during the transformation, the enchanted objects can be used this way repeatedly: 1. fork/knife crawls into opponents mouth/is stabbed into opponent, 2. belle declares her love for the beast or vice versa, 3. the fork/knife/spoon turns into a human (opponent is ripped open) 4. transformation is reversed by hating each other again 5. human returns to fork form 6. repeat.

It should also be noted, again, that the transformation is instantaneous under the all versions rule as the prince begins to change back into the beast whenever they start to argue in Fables. As soon as Belle declared her love for the Beast in the Disney movie, the spell was lifted. And since the enchanted objects can move under their own power, it is perfectly reasonable, then, to believe that one or more of these would be able to crawl into an opponents mouth or be jammed into the body with little effort during a fight. Secondly, although they're small, the enchanted objects are not exactly slouches in battle. They beat back an entire mob of villagers who are attacking the castle.

But wait Muff Daddy, who's to say that The Beast and Belle can manipulate their love for each other on a whim?
The Beast and Belle have been married for nearly a thousand years in Fables, this practically makes them experts at controlling their emotions towards each other. Staying married for a thousand years is no easy feat, so we have to assume that either Beast of Bell can trigger the transformation at will after years and years of experience in love.

A lot of people are assuming that Beast would attack people with basic punches and claw swipes, but the Beast attacks how I say he attacks. People have different interpretations of the characters depending on who the sponsor is. Muff Daddy's version of The Beast is not 4neqs' version of the Beast, nor is it like how Adam Warlock's version of The Beast would be, just as examples.

Lastly, I leave you with an attachment of what this version of the Beast's attacks might look like.

I have turned a beloved Disney character into a cunning Killing Machine! Even if you don't believe The Beast could pull this off, you have to admit it, this method is pretty original.

Love is a Battlefield - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9J9rTZJBmw

VOTE THE BEAST!!!
VOTE THE BEAST!!!
VOTE THE BEAST!!!
VOTE THE BEAST!!!

Lantis

09-25-2007, 09:42 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u7Rb2fU4cA <-- skip to the 3:00 mark and watch Dinobot attack Megatron with a stick. despite the fact that Megatron has become a "transmetal" at this point, Megatron gets his shit pushed in by a stone attached to a stick. "A stiiiiiick?!", asks Megatron. at first, Megatron brushes it off like nothing. then later on, Megatron is completely floored by the same stick with a basic rock attached to it. if a stick could to that to Megatron, image what it would to do Dinobot.

Dinobot's power is limited. The Beast can't be stopped. you never come up short when Love is your power source.

You showed "Code of Hero" as an argument against Dinobot? :wtf:

IMO, that episode was what actually cemented Dinobot's legacy. :looney:

EndLeSS8

09-25-2007, 09:47 AM

Dinobot
Ash with shotgun assist
HULK
The Rock.

The Beast is a wannabe furry.:confused:

Ephidel

09-25-2007, 09:48 AM

I'm still not over day 1's lost, I'll vote later on.:shake:

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 10:00 AM

What a Zoo! (500 words, 5 votes)
The Prince must have made a stroll down the whole animal kingdom, because you can pretty much find every animal species stuck within this mess! From mammals to reptiles to fishes and whatever there is in between, these hostile animals can stick out and cause havoc to any who cross their path.

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The Hulk stared at his opponent. He had encountered many things in his vast travels, but never before had he seen a creature such as this. The curiosity in the Hulk got the better of him and he questioned his current rival: “What the hell are you?” The Hulk stared at the pieces that comprised the creature before him. “Are you some kind of sick joke? It’s like a Siamese kitten was raped by a kangaroo, aborted, and brought back to life by the Pet Cemetery.”

“I am Mewtwo,” came the reply.

“Mew… 2 huh? So, where’s the rest of you? I’ll bet Mew sixty-nine is a real swinger!” The Hulk chuckled at his own joke since no one else would.

“There are none. I exist alone.” Mewtwo’s demeanor was rigid. It was obvious that he cared not for the words of his enemy.

“Well, then, as a scientist I suppose I should feel bad. I’m about to exterminate a species.” The Hulk grinned. “On the other hand, I can’t say it’s the first time. I’m about to kick your inbred ass back to the Isle of Dr. Moreau that spawned you.”

Mewtwo’s face darkened. His hands crackled with energy as his deformed fists clenched tightly. “You humans are all the same. Immoral. Aggressive. Come die by the seeds you sew.”

“So you hate humanity and it’s underhandedness too, huh?” The Hulk sighed. “We’re so much alike. It’s a shame I have to break your face now. You would have made a nice pet.” The Hulk leapt into the air in an attempt to position himself above Mewtwo. Mewtwo responded by forming a shield around his body and flying into the air to meet his foe.

“Right,” said the Hulk. “Part kangaroo. Can’t believe I had forgotten that already.” As Mewtwo sped toward the Hulk, the Hulk brought both his hands together with maximum force. The resulting sound wave was like Dolly Parton’s titties colliding while bungee jumping, and the shockwave created sent Mewtwo tumbling toward the ground.

The Hulk landed beside him. “Unfortunately, I can’t say this is the first time I’ve given a pussy the clap.” The Hulk’s ensuing chuckle was cut short by a blast of force to his chin. The blow took him off his feet and when he looked again he saw Mewtwo stanring him down.

“Humans always overestimate themselves.” Mewtwo’s eyes were glowing.

“Maybe it’s time I got some help then!” The Hulk reached into a pile of animals near them and pulled out a T-rex that seemed upset. There were scratches all over it’s face and a few bits of metal still protruded from wounds that his poor, tiny vestigal arms just couldn’t reach. The Hulk tossed the animal at Mewtwo only to see it get ripped to shreds as Mewtwo’s psychic energy enveloped it.

If brute force won’t work…. the Hulk thought to himself. “Mewtwo, buddy, pal. Why do we have to be enemies?” The Hulk stepped toward the zoo of animals around them. “A guy like you must get frustrated being alone. Especially if you’re the only one of you’re kind.”

“Well,” Mewtwo replied, “it is difficult.”

“See that kitten over there? She’s totally into you and your whole Grimace impersonation. She thinks it’s hot.”

“R-really?” Mewtwo stammered.

“Fuck yeah! You should go talk to her. She’s in heat dude. Can’t you smell it from here?”

“Y-yeah. I can. Okay. I shall claim my companion and we will finish this when I am done,” Mewtwo promised.

“Take your time,” the Hulk encouraged.

As Mewtwo turned his back and walked away, the Hulk pulled out his Pocket Monster and masturbated with the fury of a thousand monks. “GAMMA CRUSH!!!!!!” he yelled as he completed.

“UGH!” Mewtwo yelled. “He felt his body crippling from the inside. He fell to his knees and turned to his foe in confusion. “Wh-what happened? What did you do?”

“Oldest trick in the book. Everytime I masturbate, god kills a kitten. HULK SMASH, BITCH!”

Return of Shiki

09-25-2007, 10:13 AM

Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-OW!

What the ROCK IS....COOKIN'!

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 10:28 AM

Infernoman

09-25-2007, 10:28 AM

The Beast - the name says it all...

Ash - broomstick FTW

Mewtwo - can choke the life out of the hulk before he can say HULK SMASH

The Rock - THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT! :cool:

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 10:32 AM

Mewtwo - can choke the life out of the hulk before he can say HULK SMASH

No he can't. Telekinesis can't hold the hulk. It becomes a battle of the hulks strength vs. mewtwo's will and the hulk's strength is INFINITE. Infinity > emo cat. Plus, the hulk doesn't have to breathe. He regenerates FASTER than wolverine. There's nothing Mewtwo can do to put him down. Marvel's SMARTEST and most powerful people shot him into space because there wasn't a damn thing they could do to him. Guess what? He came back and bitched them all. The hulk is resistant to psionics/psychics.

VOTE HULK!

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 10:40 AM

Why Hulk beats mewtwo:

Hulk is the strongest there is. period. Infinite strength = win.

The Hulk is as fast as Spiderman/Thor etc. His speed also increases when he gets madder like his strength does.

Impenetrable skin.

Instant healing factor means mewtwo can't do any real damage.

ArcadeFire

09-25-2007, 10:40 AM

^ Uhhh I'm here now. :confused:

Anydamnway votes until I can throw a Hazard up

Beast
Ash
Mewtwo
The Rock

And how the hell is Mewtwo emo? Let me guess..the first scene in The First Movie Right?

Infernoman

09-25-2007, 10:47 AM

No he can't. Telekinesis can't hold the hulk. It becomes a battle of the hulks strength vs. mewtwo's will and the hulk's strength is INFINITE. Infinity > emo cat. Plus, the hulk doesn't have to breathe. He regenerates FASTER than wolverine. There's nothing Mewtwo can do to put him down. Marvel's SMARTEST and most powerful people shot him into space because there wasn't a damn thing they could do to him. Guess what? He came back and bitched them all. The hulk is resistant to psionics/psychics.

VOTE HULK!

EDIT: And if you're gonna vote for Mewtwo at least let AF you know, show up first!

I ain't waiting on him to make my vote that I knew I was going to do from the start man. pokemon powerhouse Mewtwo beats out that green giant aside from psychic ablilities. the games show that mewtwo can learn over 100+ attacks and in various elements that can lock down the hulk. GTFO with that emo BS. as for what moves mewtwo can use:

Recover - mewtwo can recover any damage done to it as well

Aura Sphere - fighting type attack that CANNOT miss!

Protect/Barrior/reflect - all defensive moves that eithe cut down physical damage and/or block it altogether

power swap/guard swap - both moves switches mewtwo's own power and defense for the opponents. if hulk's strenth is infinite then a power swap gives mewtwo the infinite power and thus OHKO's hulk.

Psych up - copies foes effects and gives them to the user (so any strength boosting he does, mewtwo copies and gain the power boost as well)

and those are just moves he can learn...not including TMs

Ephidel

09-25-2007, 10:50 AM

Let me show you my pokemans!

RockBogart

09-25-2007, 10:54 AM

Lantis

09-25-2007, 10:58 AM

Yall niggas was on lunch box during recruitment. I mentioned something, but y'all over looked it. Now y'all mad cause the gamma green giant is raping Battle Poll. And if you haven't noticed, Warlock has yet to break a stock or bother using a special move the entire time on any character. We're all just playing for second.:rofl:

He did use Where's Your God NOW? against Joe Thornton. :sweat:

Ephidel

09-25-2007, 10:59 AM

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 10:59 AM

You showed "Code of Hero" as an argument against Dinobot? :wtf:

think back to all the robots Dinobot beat up in that episode. The Beast has a clear, distinct advantage over them: The Beast can't die. it doesn't matter what Dinobot does - The Beast can't be killed by anything Dinobot can throw at him. any injuries he could inflict on The Beast are erased in an instant. "Belle, I love you." And bam, no more injuries.

The Beast is a wannabe furry.:confused:

you've got it completely backwards. Furries want to be The Beast.

Get your facts straight. Furries look up to The Beast as their fucking hero son.

Name one furry that could pull a fine ass chick like this (http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/pimp1.png) who has a banging body like Belle (http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/pimp2.png). you can't name one. Belle's titties are pratically flopping right out of that dress - and The Beast has been hitting that for over a thousand years!

in fact, The Beast is such a damn pimp, he pulled Belle WHILE IN HIS BEAST FORM!

The Beast shits out more game in one of his turds than a furry does in an entire life time.

Want to know why Dinobot walks all stiff? it's because he gets no pussy. he has no concept of it.

plus, The Beast embodies what SRK is all about. just look at these awesome quotes:

Beast: Who are you? What are you doing here?
Maurice: I-I-I was lost in the woods, and, and...
Beast: You are not welcome here!
Maurice: I-I'm sorry.
Beast: What are you staring at?
Maurice: N-nothing.
Beast: So, you've come to stare at the Beast, have you?
Maurice: Please, I meant no harm. I just needed a place to stay.
Beast: I'll give you a place to stay.

how awesome is that? i'll give you a place to stay nigga - THE DUNGEON!

Belle: Who's there? Who are you?
Beast: The master of this castle.
Belle: I've come for my father. Please, let him out! Can't you see? He's sick!
Beast: [Yelling] Then he shouldn't have trespassed here!
Belle: But he could die! Please, I'll do anything!

when was the last time a furry had a girl tell him she'd do anything for him? try never.

Beast: [pounds on Belle's door yelling] I thought I told you to come down to dinner!
Belle: I'm not hungry!
Beast: [yelling to Belle] You come out, or I'll... I'll break down the door!

vintage SRK right here. bitch won't do what you ask? break down the door and SUPAMAN THAT HOE, NOW WHY ME YOUUUUUU!

Beast: You will join me for dinner!
[screaming]
Beast: That's not a request!

The Beast lays it down like a grown ass man. THAT's an order bitch!

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 11:04 AM

I ain't waiting on him to make my vote that I knew I was going to do from the start man. pokemon powerhouse Mewtwo beats out that green giant aside from psychic ablilities. the games show that mewtwo can learn over 100+ attacks and in various elements that can lock down the hulk. GTFO with that emo BS. as for what moves mewtwo can use:

Until Hulk pulls out his Master Balls and mewtwo bows to them. OVER 100 ATTACKS! OH NOS! Wtf is that bullshit? he can learn all the shit he wants, it's not fucking with the hulk. The hulk fucks planets twice the size of earth up. Mewtwo does what again? Cry about humanity while hulk does something about it.

Recover - mewtwo can recover any damage done to it as well
not if he's fucking dead.

Aura Sphere - fighting type attack that CANNOT miss!

So what/ A rock thrown at a barn doesn't miss. Hit all it wants it's not getting through hulk's skin.

Protect/Barrior/reflect - all defensive moves that eithe cut down physical damage and/or block it altogether

here's a quick math question: Half of infinite strength to the face = what? INFINITE STRENGTH!

power swap/guard swap - both moves switches mewtwo's own power and defense for the opponents. if hulk's strenth is infinite then a power swap gives mewtwo the infinite power and thus OHKO's hulk.

All those ifs mean you don't know wtf you're talking about. If he switches he gets hulks strength at that point which makes hulk madder and stronger than before and busts his ass AGAIN.

Psych up - copies foes effects and gives them to the user (so any strength boosting he does, mewtwo copies and gain the power boost as well)

All those are slow as fuck. Mewtwo has to do ALL of those to stand a chance. One punch in the face and he loses. he's not gonna get a chance to get psyched up, he gets FUCKED UP.

and those are just moves he can learn...not including TMs

Fuck a TM. The hulk can shatter the earth and watch him die while he backstrokes to Mars. And trainer moves? You're bringing in items from the game he was in? The Hulk has access to ANY of the infinity gems if you want to play it that way. The gauntlet is banned. The individual gems aren't. You can't fuck with the worms in the can you just opened. Reality Gem= Mewtwo's a fucking pretzel.

RockBogart

09-25-2007, 11:05 AM

He did use Where's Your God NOW? against Joe Thornton. :sweat:

That a drop in the bucket. You know how much combined stock this man got lying around. Its "Game over man, game over".:rofl: There are only a small handful of characters left who legitimately compete with the Hulk and Cable.

Black Panther due to all versions rule *looks at list*.....and thats it. It might get close due to nut hugging and favoritism but he can simply out stock or out special maneuver his opponents. The only way to get rid of his characters would be for niggas to assist each other. But SRK is too selfish for that:rofl:

Infernoman

09-25-2007, 11:06 AM

Zom was so powerful and destructive, The Living Tribunal had to banish him. Dr. Strange just recently combined Zom's power with his own AND STILL GOT BITCHED SLAPPED BY THE HULK.

Yall niggas was on lunch box during recruitment. I mentioned something, but y'all over looked it. Now y'all mad cause the gamma green giant is raping Battle Poll. And if you haven't noticed, Warlock has yet to break a stock or bother using a special move the entire time on any character. We're all just playing for second.:rofl:

if you're thinking like that, then you're obviously never going to win.

Nigga I never play for second! :P

<3 <3 <3 <3

there you go! vote mewtwo!

another move: endure - Mewtwo can use that move to survive any hit...NO MATTER HOW HARD OR POWERFUL IT IS!

and I said "if" towards hulks infinite power...because for all you say...I'm not buying it.

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 11:11 AM

That a drop in the bucket. You know how much combined stock this man got lying around. Its "Game over man, game over".:rofl: There are only a small handful of characters left who legitimately compete with the Hulk and Cable.

Black Panther due to all versions rule *looks at list*.....and thats it. It might get close due to nut hugging and favoritism but he can simply out stock or out special maneuver his opponents. The only way to get rid of his characters would be for niggas to assist each other. But SRK is too selfish for that:rofl:

Stop trying to divert attention. SRK, this nigga has all 3 people left and still has 14 sp (I have him by 1 point) and he's complaining? don't fall for the gimmicks. this is why I fucking hate black people.

SKILL POINT LIST
ShinkuuR: 10 SP
RockBogart: 14 SP
Ephidel: 0 SP
ToyRobotTerror: 14 SP

SHINKUUR
- Ippo Maknuouchi (*) (Victorious Boxers 2)
- Monkey D. Luffy (***) (One Piece) *
- Ryu Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden)

ROCKBOGART
- Raoh (*) (Hokuto No Ken) *
- Black Panther (**) (Marvel Ultimate Alliance)
- Bo Jackson (Tecmo Bowl)

EPHIDEL
- Sopihita (****) (Soul Calibur 3)
- Riku (Kingdom Hearts II)
- Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid) *

TOYROBOTTERROR
- Q (***) (Street Fighter III: Third Strike)
- HK-47 (**) (Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic) *
- Robocop (***) (Robocop)

Stop the hate.

ArcadeFire

09-25-2007, 11:18 AM

I'll use Robin's assist.

Once again when does Mewtwo cry about humanity? If anything he is pissed at humanity for making a him a twisted clone of Mew. Throughout the entire movie he's hellbent on wiping humanity/pokemon off the face of the earth.

BTW when the hell did Hulk get the Infinity Gems?

RockBogart

09-25-2007, 11:20 AM

Stop trying to divert attention. SRK, this nigga has all 3 people left and still has 14 sp (I have him by 1 point) and he's complaining? don't fall for the gimmicks. this is why I fucking hate black people.

SKILL POINT LIST
ShinkuuR: 10 SP
RockBogart: 14 SP
Ephidel: 0 SP
ToyRobotTerror: 14 SP

SHINKUUR
- Ippo Maknuouchi (*) (Victorious Boxers 2)
- Monkey D. Luffy (***) (One Piece) *
- Ryu Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden)

ROCKBOGART
- Raoh (*) (Hokuto No Ken) *
- Black Panther (**) (Marvel Ultimate Alliance)
- Bo Jackson (Tecmo Bowl)

EPHIDEL
- Sopihita (****) (Soul Calibur 3)
- Riku (Kingdom Hearts II)
- Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid) *

TOYROBOTTERROR
- Q (***) (Street Fighter III: Third Strike)
- HK-47 (**) (Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic) *
- Robocop (***) (Robocop)

Stop the hate.

:rofl:shhhh. damn, Ephidel doesnt have any SP. I guess thats great for his opponents. And AW, I was simply making your job easier.

Ephidel

09-25-2007, 11:25 AM

Fuck yeah, I'm done. I probably won't even sponser my characters anymore because it's pointless - if I didn't beat sho 2 I knew that was it.

I wonder if I can give my stocks away.

RockBogart

09-25-2007, 11:27 AM

Fuck yeah, I'm done. I probably won't even sponser my characters anymore because it's pointless - if I didn't beat sho 2 I knew that was it.

I wonder if I can give my stocks away.

yes........to me:badboy: With our combined efforts we can win:tup:

Infernoman

09-25-2007, 11:32 AM

taken from the wiki on the pkmn movie:

"The project, codenamed Mewtwo, goes awry as the being awakens and destroys the lab, killing all of the scientists in the process after discovering his clone nature..."

mewtwo hates scientists and only will go hellbent on taking out the hulk as he is a scientist himself. Furthermore:

"it is therefore his mission to purge the planet of humans and the Pokémon they train and repopulate the planet with cloned versions of all Pokémon. With this goal, Mewtwo rebuilds the lab and enacts an elaborate plot to create a clone army for himself."

how is that emo?

DragonSama

09-25-2007, 11:37 AM

Dinobot
Trogdor
Mewtwo
The Rock

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 11:42 AM

RockBogart

09-25-2007, 11:45 AM

The Hulk got shot with hundreds of thousands of admantium bullets and just got stronger....wtf Mewtwo gonna do? The Hulk squashed the sorcerer supreme, a being Mewtwo cant even hold a candle to. Thor, a god of immense power doesn't even like fucking with the guy.

Ephidel

09-25-2007, 11:54 AM

yes........to me:badboy: With our combined efforts we can win:tup:

I gotta ask Lantis first, given my next opponents have beastly characters and are somewhat active - it's like why bother trying anyways. Especially with 0SP, nigga ain't never been this broken down.

ArcadeFire

09-25-2007, 11:54 AM

Mewtwo and The Hulk glared at one another from across the arena, the stage was some sort of unusual place of bright colors and random animals popping out of random places. “What kind of place is this?” Mewtwo thought to himself.

“Hey cat mutant! Are you gonna fight me or what!?” Hulk blurted at Mewtwo who simply ignored the green giant while still scanning the area for anything that looked familiar besides his partner Robin.

“Guess I may as well fight this green idiot.” Mewtwo sighed to himself.

“Hey asshole! I’m no idiot!” Hulk yelled. “I’ll crush your puny head for saying that kind of shit!” In a flash Hulk dashed at the pokemon at incredible speed. “GAMMA CHARGE!”

“Child’s play” Mewtwo said blankly who threw up an invisible barrier to block Hulk’s attack just inches away form his body. “Hmph…simply brute force I see.” Hulk stopped his assault and began to slam his huge fists into the barrier but to no avail.

“What the hell!? I’ve broken Dr.Strange’s shit with no problem before!” He complaied.

“Because you’re too stupid to see that I am a superior mind to him.” Mewtwo replied before he launched Hulk several yards away into what looked like a nearby zoo. “How fitting.” Mewtwo smirked to himself.

Teleporting over to Hulk’s location Mewtwo floated a few inches away from the jade giant looking down at him. “You think that’s the extent of my abilities!?” Hulk smirked “I’m only getting started! Take this!” Slamming his fist into the ground a group of jagged stalagmites began to rain onto Mewtwo who simply began to glow blue within his aura.

‘You simply don’t learn do you?” Mewtwo asked before redirecting Hulk’s attack right at him! Mewtwo laughed and landed back onto the ground as Hulk got wailed on by his own doing.

“You’ll pay for that!” Hulk shouted “Nobody makes me look like a fool and lives to tell about it!”

Mewtwo was ignoring Hulk again when something caught his eye, swimming around a nearby pool was one of the most feared Water-type pokemon around: A Gyarados. “What the? What’s one of those doing here?”

“Hey! Are you listening to me!?”

Mewtwo floated over to the pool and looked down at the massive serpent below before it exploded forth from the water, bellowing at him. “Maybe I can use you to my advantage.”

Hulk picked up a large chunk of slab that was laying around. “Guess I’ll have to get your attention then!” and hurled it at Mewtwo who had positioned himself in front of the Gyarados.

“Yes just like that my puppet.” Mewtwo teleported behind Hulk and psychically grabbed him with his mind before throwing him into the air. Meanwhile the chunk of rock nailed the already angry Gyarados in the face making it even more pissed off then it already was who was waiting for his green annoyance to land.

As soon as Hulk was within range the water serpent’s mouth began to glow whiteish-yellow with energy. “Hyper Beam that fool to hell Gyarados.” Mewtwo ordered.

What a Zoo! WC=512 +5 Votes

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 12:00 PM

I gotta ask Lantis first, given my next opponents have beastly characters and are somewhat active - it's like why bother trying anyways. Especially with 0SP, nigga ain't never been this broken down.

You can't transfer stocks but you can break them to help other people. Like the Hulk perhaps. :tup:

Return of Shiki

09-25-2007, 12:24 PM

The Rock says...break 2 of his stocks

ShinAkumax

09-25-2007, 12:45 PM

Dinobot
Trogdor
And I'm VOTING HULK!
The ROCK!

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 12:45 PM

Dinobot
Trogdor
And I'm VOTING HULK!
Bo

Like all real men.

quiche

09-25-2007, 12:50 PM

Beast
Ash
Mewtwo
Bo

...seriously.

The Damned

09-25-2007, 12:53 PM

I'm somewhat torn about the Hulk and Mewtwo fight.

In a straight out fight, where Mewtwo is trying to physically (or even mentally) destroy the Hulk, he kind of fails, mostly due to the Hulk's healing rather than his strength.

However, given how egregiously strong the Psychics of Pokemon are telekinetically--think Sabrina--Mewtwo seems like he could just forcibly teleport the Hulk away or potentially turn him in something (like with Sabrina and her "dolls").

I'll have to think about this for a bit.

ArcadeFire

09-25-2007, 12:54 PM

Mewtwo warps Hulk to a random location and wipes his memory of anything that happened.

The Damned

09-25-2007, 12:56 PM

Mewtwo warps Hulk to a random location and wipes his memory of anything that happened.

...I don't think mind wipes work on the Hulk, mostly because of how fucked up Banner's psyche is. It's basically like trying to mind wipe at least three aggressive people who can regenerate their brains at the same time...though the most current version of the Hulk does seem rather "intergrated" psyche-wise given that recent astral conversation with Strange.

Ephidel

09-25-2007, 01:17 PM

Beast
Ash
Hulk
Bo

1. Coin Flipped, I like both.

2. I dunno both but Ash sounds cool.

3. Too bad it's Generation 4, all hulk needs is some steel and something dark.

4. Bo KNOWS everything. He knows the rock bottom, the people's elbow, the people's eyebrow - EVERYTHING!

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 01:20 PM

(cont.)

Far away from the battle, Belle watches the battle between The Beast and Dinobot using the magic mirror. With this she could keep an eye on The Beast wherever he went – it’s the primary reason why The Beast could never cheat on her. She watches the stand off between the two beasts, thinking to herself, “Stupid lout. Get as far away from here as you can he says; shut up and watch me through the mirror he says. Don’t take you eye off me for a second he says. Sheesh, if I didn’t love him so much I’d call Pet Control on him."

Back at the scene of the battle, Dinobot was puzzled by The Beast’s statement. “What do you mean it’s already over for me? You haven’t layed a finger on me!” The Beast stood proudly with his chest out. “Like I said, it’s about time for me to make up with my girl. She’s been watching us the whole time. And my love for her could never be stronger than it is right now. So how about you shut your trap and give me your best shot.” Belle’s eyes lit up as she heard this statement coming from her lover. Curiously, he had been shunning her harshly right before each of his battles; but no one knew why. Dinobot was about to find out.

“Enough of this nonsense,” shouted Dinobot as he charged up his eye lasers, firing a shot directly into The Beast’s chest, knocking him off his feet. “Heh, gotcha.” Dinobot’s celebration was cut short by an internal rumbling in his body. Dinobot could feel the numerous knives, forks, and spoons stirring around in him. The Beast stumbles to his feet, laughing. “Heh, is that all you’ve got? It’ll take more than that to keep me down. With my lady by my side, I’m virtually indestructible.” Dinobot reveled in the challenge, “We’ll see about that. Yah!” Throwing a straight right-hand jab, Dinobot’s fist connects with The Beast, sending him flying back fifteen feet. Watching through the magic mirror, Belle begins to tear up at the sight of The Beast being pummeled. “No!” she cried, “I can’t lose him!”

Back at the battle, Dinobot picks The Beast up from the ground using one arm. “Pathetic creature, you never stood a chance against a true warrior.” The objects inside Dinobot begin to grow; his movements become slower. “Must be the stasis lock. This shouldn’t take much longer,” he thinks to himself. Dinobot holds The Beast above his head, cocking his right arm back for a massive hit on The Beast. At the last moment before impact, The Beast form a cross guard with both of his arms. He is sent flying into the distance. He his the ground with a mighty thud.

“It’s over!” snarled Dinobot. But before Dinobot could celebrate with a warrior’s speech, he hears a loud and booming voice cry out in the distance: “OBJECTION!”

Watching the fight through the mirror, Belle cries out in desperation, “No! I love you Beeeeeeast!” With is last breath The Beast utters something that is barely audible; all that is heard is a faint, “Excellent.”

Dinobot begins writing in pain. “What the- what’s going on here?!” Dinobot’s body, as well The Beast’s, are lifted into the air by an immensely powerful force. Dinobot feels his circuitry begin ripped apart from within. “You bastard!” he cries out, “What- what have you done to me?!” RIP! A human arm bursts forth out of Dinobot’s abdomen - then his back – then his chest. A leg emerges from what used to be Dinobot’s crotch. Before much longer Dinobot’s arms and legs are completely ripped from his torso. “Aaaaaah!” Dinobot processes his last 1’s and 0’s before his internal systems fail. A large explosion rocks the surrounding area, leveling trees, homes, and animals.

When the dust clears, a group of disoriented humans lay on the ground, sprawled out amongst the metallic remains of Dinobot’s body dressed in throwback Victorian clothing. With his wounds completely healed, The Beast, now the prince, looks at his servants with relief. “Whew! Sorry to spring that on you at the last minute guys, but you know how it gets. It’s hard out here for a pimp after all.”

A stream of complaints come from the servants:
“How many times do we have to tell you good prince – stop using the transformation to kill people!!!”
“Ah fuck! I’m covered in oil!”
“Not again!”
“Why am I sitting on a metal puppet head?”

The prince simply grins as Belle sprints to his location, throwing her arms around him. “Oh baby I thought I’d lost you.”

To which the prince replied, “Not to worry babe. You can always count on me to Beast.”

Much love to everyone supporting The Beast - I repped who I could.

support the power of love.
vote Beast.

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 01:20 PM

Hulk is just straight up resistant to psychic attacks. If professor x can't fuck with his mind what hope does mewtwo have? And when dr strange went into the hulk's psyche the hulk broke his hands and affected his physical form. His mind is not a weak spot.

Again, hulk is faster than his size indicates and no one gives him credit for it.

And again, where is mewtwo going to teleport the hulk to save himself? The hulk has destroyed planets twice the size of earth with one punch. Pokemon don't deal with that type of power.

ArcadeFire

09-25-2007, 01:24 PM

The hulk has destroyed planets twice the size of earth with one punch. Pokemon don't deal with that type of power.

Uhh yeah they do...maybe not Mewtwo but other legendaries can fuck with the elements/time/space/darkness the universe and destroy the earth...blah blah

Eiph: Steel doesn't kill Psychic types it just resists it. Only things that ruin Psychic types are: Ghost, Bug, and Dark and Dark types only resist Psychic attacks outright.

ArcadeFire

09-25-2007, 01:25 PM

Mewtwo had teleported to a nearby house in this weird world he seemed to be trapped in. He mentally flipped through the channels on a nearby television to see if anything worthwhile was on.

“How can humans watch this kind of garbage?” He thought to himself “Everything is the same pointless dribble….”

Before he could finish thinking the was a slight rumble then a familiar figure burst in through a nearby wall. “OOOOOOH YEEEAAAAH!”

“Not this shit again.” Mewtwo sighed as he turned to face the green goliath again. “It seems my scaly friend didn’t finish you off as I had intended.” Mewtwo smiled despite having no mouth.

“It’ll take more than an overgrown snake to stop me!” boomed Hulk “Now it’s my turn to smash you!” Before Mewtwo could react Hulk grabbed Mewtwo by the head before twirling him around and throwing him into one of the random houses that surrounded the area.

Busting down a wall Mewtwo picked himself off and regained his bearings. Looking around, this place looked a little familiar, the design on the floor and the seats. “Is this a Pokemon gym?”

Hulk leapt into the scene not a second after. “Did you enjoy the ride?!” he laughed “Now eat this!” Hulk began to literally rip up part of the floor but stopped for some reason. “Huh? What the?”

Unknown to the giant he had attempted to rip open a Steelix one of the toughest pokemon around, Mewtwo smiled. “You may want to stop for a second.”

“What’re you talking abo-“ Before Hulk could finish a giant metallic serpent emerged from the ground and took the jade giant underneath with it.

“I tried to warn you.” Mewtwo sighed, he looked around the area. “So this must be the Cavlane City Gym of Steel-type pokemon…that would explain the Steelix.” As he was thinking the Steelix and Hulk wrestled around above and beneath the ground neither really gaining the upper hand on one another.

Hulk was pummeling the steel snake with his huge fists but they seemed to do nothing to the beasts impenetrable hide. “Hey what gives!?” Hulk shouted “I’m the strongest one there is and I can’t even dent this stupid thing!”

Mewtwo floated above the arena and watched the two duke it out while wondering if he could find a way out of this random ass world. “And I thought facing that retarded genie was bad.” He sighed.

House Thingy: Word Count: 404 +4 Votes

Ephidel

09-25-2007, 01:25 PM

If you smell what bo is cookin.

Windlord0

09-25-2007, 01:30 PM

How can you be voting for Ash over Trogdor. The movies were awesome, but he never fought anything in those movies as crazy as Trogdor. The time of ash has passed, it is the time of the Trogdor now. Ash can not match his level of majesty, nor does he have consummate Vs. It's too much.

origin, posted again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gz1DIIxmEE

Vote for burnination, vote for Trogdor!

Diek Stiekem

09-25-2007, 01:34 PM

Damnit.. voting is simple today, besides Hulk vs Mewtwo...
Votes coming soon...

Ephidel

09-25-2007, 01:34 PM

Eiph: Steel doesn't kill Psychic types it just resists it. Only things that ruin Psychic types are: Ghost, Bug, and dark, and Dark types only resist Psychic attacks outright.

That's the problem though. Like 60% of Mewtwo's attacks are psychic related. He can't fight hulk with thunderpunch and all that so he must abuse his special. He can Aura Sphere but no STAB :D

4neqs

09-25-2007, 01:35 PM

Beast
Trogdor
Mewtwo
The Rock

ArcadeFire

09-25-2007, 01:36 PM

That's the problem though. Like 60% of Mewtwo's attacks are psychic related. I can't fight hulk with thunderpunch and all that so he must abuse his special. He can Aura Sphere but no STAB :D

So it's special based. Mewtwo has HUGE special attack. :rolleyes:

Mewtwo doesn't learn Thunderpunch lolz

Ephidel

09-25-2007, 01:38 PM

So it's special based. Mewtwo has HUGE special attack. :rolleyes:

And Hulk has an infinite attack base.:rolleyes:

In generation 1 he did. LEARN YO POKEMANZ SON - all version rule.

Diek Stiekem

09-25-2007, 01:45 PM

Votes:

Dinobot : Props to Muff Daddy's propaganda but I just can't stand Disney

Trogdor : Has 9999 even shown up in 1 of his matches?

Mewtwo : Really tough decision.. I give Mewtwo a slight edge

The Rock : Bo knows defeat

4neqs

09-25-2007, 01:49 PM

Some Rocky stuff.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ST0QLbMYknc

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/wwe+rock/video/x1jmfj_wwe-the-rocks-2000-best_events

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/wwe+rock/video/x2e9vs_wwe-rock-makes-fun-of-coach_extreme

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/wwe+rock/video/x1lfsm_wwerock-concert-i-raw-3242003_sport

ShinkuuR

09-25-2007, 01:51 PM

Votes:

Beast: I messed up yesterday and thought that Dinobot was fighting instead of Grimlock, so you know Dinobot isn't gonna get the vote today.

Trogdor: Wanna vote Ash but I don't see 9999, so...

Mewtwo: As AW said, Mewtwo brought Emo to the Pokeverse. That's some higher level shit right that I can't even fathom let alone vote against.

Bo: He might not know wrestling, but since it's been eons since Rock has been on WWE, neither does he nowadays. Plus Bo is about 50% more black than The Rock is, so he gets the win.

The Damned

09-25-2007, 01:51 PM

And again, where is mewtwo going to teleport the hulk to save himself? The hulk has destroyed planets twice the size of earth with one punch. Pokemon don't deal with that type of power.

I'm trying not to factor planet-busting into the equations since that seems like it should be beyond the scope of all fighters, especially since it would kill everyone else.

That said, given that the Hulk could just jump back and doesn't really die in space, Mewtwo can't really do anything to him that I can think of.

Ergo, the votes:

The Beast - Excellent loophole.
Ash - He seems to have the devil's own luck.
The Hulk - This is going to bite me in the ass.
The Rock - Football is such a stupid sport and Wrestling is pretty much the closest thing to a sport that I used to watch.

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 01:53 PM

Props to Muff Daddy's propaganda but I just can't stand Disney

thanks for the props Diek. but don't drink the fairy-tale Kool-Aid. The Beauty and The Beast tale is centuries old. The story was around way before Disney even existed. Also, there is Fables Beast, who is sheer awesome and becomes a sheriff. i know what you're gonna say, "Why did people start caring about The Beast in the first place? most people know about The Beast through Disney." well, no one gave a damn about who Hitler was prior to WW2 and him killing a bunch of innocent Jews, but do we knock Hitler for that? well, a little bit. but the point it, the source of a characters origin shouldn't count against the character.

you should consider changing your vote. for might. for right. for looooove! for Beeeeeeast!

thanks, Damned. someone who appreciates bad ass loopholes and technical explanations. :tup:

Rioting Soul

09-25-2007, 01:58 PM

Dinobot(Transmetal form?)
Trogdor
Hulk(would've voted Mewtwo before Planet Hulk)
The Rock

MrQuotes

09-25-2007, 02:01 PM

i think i got some readin to do

4neqs

09-25-2007, 02:11 PM

I gotta ask Lantis first, given my next opponents have beastly characters and are somewhat active - it's like why bother trying anyways. Especially with 0SP, nigga ain't never been this broken down.

You ...you mean I prepped all this propaganda for nothing? :annoy:+:sad:

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 02:13 PM

Yeah. Planet Hulk basically put Hulk over as THE dude. The power boost is insane.

Also, lantis take note that some of the contestants seem to have misspelled "Hulk" as M-E-W-T-W-O. It's a common mistake. Just keep it in mind.

jae hoon

09-25-2007, 02:29 PM

Dinobot
Ash
Hulk
Rock

Ephidel

09-25-2007, 02:35 PM

You ...you mean I prepped all this propaganda for nothing? :annoy:+:sad:

Pretty much.

Wolfkiller

09-25-2007, 02:48 PM

The Beast - Beast is hardcore. He yells and you explode! True story. Kingdom Hearts for life!

Ash Williams - The only thing that stops Ash is poorly made bookshelves falling on him. And that's only momentarily!

Hulk - Pokemon is lame and Hulk rips my boy Wolvie in half. You don't rip Wolvie in half unless you're a bad motherfucker.

Bo Jackson - Wrestling is fake! They use bats? BO BREAKS BATS! And even though I haven't seen it, shame on The Rock for ruining the Doom movie.

quiche

09-25-2007, 02:49 PM

Also, lantis take note that some of the contestants seem to have misspelled "Hulk" as M-E-W-T-W-O. It's a common mistake. Just keep it in mind.Whoops! That's what I did.

...seriously.

Windlord0

09-25-2007, 02:56 PM

Also, lantis take note that some of the contestants seem to have misspelled "Hulk" as M-E-W-T-W-O. It's a common mistake. Just keep it in mind.

the keys are like right next to each other

4neqs

09-25-2007, 03:02 PM

Props to Muff Daddy. I was laughing so hard by the time I clicked on the fork murder attachment thing. :rofl:

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 03:16 PM

Tantin

09-25-2007, 03:30 PM

Beast
Ash
Hulk
Rock

4neqs

09-25-2007, 05:13 PM

Quick n' dirty estimates (including potential hazards, stocks and stuff, not sure with some of the voters, so I'm just counting the regulars)

Beast 19
Dinobot 9

Ash 14
Trogdor 7

Hulk 19
Mewtwo 17

Bo 7
Rock 16

P. Gorath

09-25-2007, 05:20 PM

wtf? when did dumbass beast jump ahead?

break some stocks please..use eye lazers

edit..ok, looks like muff daddy sat down and wrote the bible today...give it to him

Infernoman

09-25-2007, 05:39 PM

And Hulk has an infinite attack base.:rolleyes:

In generation 1 he did. LEARN YO POKEMANZ SON - all version rule.

Ephidal...you suck man...how can you turn your back on your own pkmn? you of all people own online people for free and that's WITHOUT ubers like Mewtwo! :rolleyes:

Like all real men.

brains over brawn man...*cough* Mewtwo *cough*

people...why vote hulk? only reason I see him so angry is bitches ain't wanna get near him...hence his anger. bitches love pkmn! pokemon is SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Hulk is just straight up resistant to psychic attacks. If professor x can't fuck with his mind what hope does mewtwo have? And when dr strange went into the hulk's psyche the hulk broke his hands and affected his physical form. His mind is not a weak spot.

Again, hulk is faster than his size indicates and no one gives him credit for it.

And again, where is mewtwo going to teleport the hulk to save himself? The hulk has destroyed planets twice the size of earth with one punch. Pokemon don't deal with that type of power.

only ones that don't give him credit for speed was capcom...:rolleyes:

Also, lantis take note that some of the contestants seem to have misspelled "Hulk" as M-E-W-T-W-O. It's a common mistake. Just keep it in mind.

are insinuating that the voters are too stupid to spellcheck their own votes?

Fudd

09-25-2007, 05:58 PM

Beast
Trogdor
Hulk
Rock

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 06:14 PM

The Beast
Trogdor
Hulk
The Rock

Infernoman

09-25-2007, 06:23 PM

thank you sir. ^seriously people. read a little bit before you vote. you're missing out on all types of win by not doing so.

for those just tuning in: aren't you the least bit curious about what Instant Love Hell Fork Murder is? scroll up to find out.

also, break any stocks i have.

honestly I didn't need to read your stuff to know where my vote was going. haha Beast is what he is...hell makes sense as to why Daigo is called that...he knows what's up!

then again...I ended up reading it...man...too good!

Windlord0

09-25-2007, 06:30 PM

Lucretz

09-25-2007, 07:47 PM

VOTES
-Dinobot
-Ash
-Mewtwo
-The Rock

Ephidel

09-25-2007, 08:29 PM

Ephidal...you suck man...how can you turn your back on your own pkmn? you of all people own online people for free and that's WITHOUT ubers like Mewtwo! :rolleyes:

:sad:

Ok you want to know the truth on why I voted the way I did? It's not because of steel and dark stuff, I actually think the hulk as a fighter gets pwned by the psychic.

But Mewtwo ugh, I don't like this pokemon much. It's just like your issues with Dragon/Garchomp/Salamence - back then it was used in link battle tourneys (for an uber that's crazy) so everybody had one. It could sweep entire R/B/Y sets if not prepared for it (or having a mewtwo of your own)

Besides, I like Mew more. That little fucker could be hacked without the gameshark and had transform in its moveset! I voted for Mewtwo last round so it doesn't change my viewpoint on pokemon...I still like the games. But thinking about that got me pretty pissed off so I voted hulk...

Return of Shiki

09-25-2007, 09:07 PM

Vote for:

-Dinobot (don't care for either, just to make it more even)
-Ash (don't either, so meh...)
-Mewtwo
-THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP...The Rock!

ArcadeFire

09-25-2007, 09:23 PM

Mewtwo use your Shadow Ball attack!

If I have any SP remaining =[

If not I break a stock

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 09:34 PM

ATHENA DIVISION
-The Enchanted Prince-
The Beast/Beauty and the Beast (Muff Daddy)

HADES DIVISION
-The Terror of the Villages-
Trogdor/Homestar Runner (Windlord0)

POSEIDON DIVISION
-Bruce Banner's Alterego-
Hulk/The Incredible Hulk (Adam Warlock)

APOLO DIVISION
-The Diversely Talented Athlete-
Bo Jackson/Tecmo Super Bowl (RockBogart)

The Hulk breaks all stock except the 5 he had already stored.

Windlord0

09-25-2007, 09:43 PM

What a Zoo! (500 words, 5 votes)
The Prince must have made a stroll down the whole animal kingdom, because you can pretty much find every animal species stuck within this mess! From mammals to reptiles to fishes and whatever there is in between, these hostile animals can stick out and cause havoc to any who cross their path.

Ash was turning out to be a rather hard mortal to kill. Much harder than the previous knights that have come to battle him. The fight not going poorly Trogdor thought, it just wasn’t going anywhere. They were both standing on the outskirts of the city that was ravaged by the giant katamari just hours ago. Trogdor had spent most of that time trying to find Ash again, and Ash had spent most of that time running from Trogdor and spouting one liners. Neither of them had had a very productive afternoon, but it looked like the fight would be finished here without any interruptions.

Trogdor breathed out an enormous flame of great burnination, and Ash was consumed by it. When the smoke cleared Trogdor saw what he had been seeing all day. Ash was a little more burnt and his clothes were a little more torn, but for some reason he wasn’t dead yet. He just wouldn’t die from normal means. This was when the katamari reappeared on the scene. It was the sound of hundreds of farm animals screaming as the giant ball rolled back towards the fighting pair. Ash watched as the huge ball sped past him, on a direct course to hit Trogdor.

He stared at the rapidly approaching ball, and winding up his big beefy arm he punched the ball straight on. The shock from the punch sent some of the animals that the ball had picked up flying into the air. Cows smashed through windows, horses fell on cars, and a chicken hit Ash right in the face. The ball was stopped by the hit, and then it began to back up. Trogdor, unable to see the tiny prince driving it, assumed that the ball had a mind of it’s own, and he readied another punch.

This time the punch sent the ball on another course, right towards Ash. He thought quickly, and after firing a shotgun shell in vain he dove to the side, barely in time to avoid being crushed, but not far enough away to avoid getting smacked in the face by a protruding dolphin. Ash got up again, and for some unknown reason his shirt was a little more ripped. The ball slowed to a stop and then seemed to be turning, ready for another run at Trogdor. In the mean time Trogdor grabbed one of the errant cows and flung it at Ash. The cow was about to crush him when it was unexpectedly sawed in half. Ash had a chainsaw for a hand now.

“Where the hell did that come from,” Trogdor asked. “You didn’t have that before.”

“All versions rule, now I’m Ash with a chainsaw hand.”

“God damn rule….” Trogdor cursed, before turning his attention back on the sphere rolling towards him. He punched it one more time and it flew towards Ash once again. Ash made a move to dodge it, but his chainsaw got caught inside of an ostrich and he was pulled into the ball. Trogdor smiled as Ash was pulled away by the ball, his body wedged firmly between a donkey and a duck, but that was not the last time Trogdor met this strange man with tattered clothes.

Word Count: 537

My Votes:
The Beast - Muff Daddy tried so hard
Trogdor - of course, 9999 isn't even here!
Mewtwo - Hulk is a character I like less in this match up, even though I'm no pokemon fan
Bo - Pro Stars..... best (worst) cartoon ever themed around super athletes with a talking truck

ArcadeFire

09-25-2007, 09:44 PM

Break whatever stocks I have left.

MrQuotes

09-25-2007, 09:49 PM

dinobot
ash
hulk
the rock

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 09:51 PM

Break whatever stocks I have left.

^ A wild Ditto appears.

Break whatever stocks I have left.

remember, polls close one hour later tonight guys - 'cause of the late start. shenanigans aren't over yet :lol:

Return of Shiki

09-25-2007, 09:51 PM

Is the poll closing at 2AM EST today?

What's the tally? I'm pretty sure The Rock is way ahead of Bo, but...

NeoChaosX

09-25-2007, 09:55 PM

What's the tally? I'm pretty sure The Rock is way ahead of Bo, but...

Counting from 4neqs' last tally, it's 21-8 in favor of Rocky.

EDIT: For other tallies...

Beast 23
Dinobot 16

Ash 19
Trogdor 20

Mewtwo 23
Hulk 27

ArcadeFire

09-25-2007, 10:11 PM

Waitasecond isn't there some limit to how many stocks you can break at once? Isn't it like five or something?

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 10:15 PM

rules say:

MIRACLE STOCKS

Each time a character gains 5 votes, they earn a miracle stock (noted as a * in vote tallies). These stocks can be “broken” (via a miracle stock break) to gain extra votes for your cause. So, therefore, if your character has 10 votes, that means you have 2 miracle stocks, and if you decide to break these stocks, you will then have 12 votes. I guess that’s as easy as you can get.

Like I said earlier, if you break stock and pass through a technical miracle stock limit (5, 10, 15, 20, etc.), you will NOT gain another stock from it. So let’s say your character has 18 votes, thus having possession of 3 stocks, and you decide to break all 3 stocks. This will increase your vote count to 21, where you will technically would have gained another stock since you surpassed 20 votes already. However, since this was achieved via miracle stock break, another stock will NOT be granted in this scenario.

If you decide not to break stock during the match, you can carry said stocks to the other match, or divide them among your other teammates (providing that they’re still alive). Each member can carry around up to a maximum of 5 stocks. If, by any chance, you gain over 30 votes and have 6 stocks in a match, you are only entitled to keep 5 of those stocks. YOU CAN’T GIVE THAT SIXTH STOCK TO ANOTHER MEMBER! Those 5 stocks are all you get to do what you please with them.

Infernoman

09-25-2007, 10:24 PM

:sad:

Ok you want to know the truth on why I voted the way I did? It's not because of steel and dark stuff, I actually think the hulk as a fighter gets pwned by the psychic.

But Mewtwo ugh, I don't like this pokemon much. It's just like your issues with Dragon/Garchomp/Salamence - back then it was used in link battle tourneys (for an uber that's crazy) so everybody had one. It could sweep entire R/B/Y sets if not prepared for it (or having a mewtwo of your own)

Besides, I like Mew more. That little fucker could be hacked without the gameshark and had transform in its moveset! I voted for Mewtwo last round so it doesn't change my viewpoint on pokemon...I still like the games. But thinking about that got me pretty pissed off so I voted hulk...

I see...well I guess you have your reasons...heh...pity for whoever takes on AW in the next round...would've been nice to knock down the propaganda machine a peg...maybe Quiche will do it! :sweat:

now maybe if it was pickachu...things could have been different?

Return of Shiki

09-25-2007, 10:41 PM

I call upon the last strength of the Soul Eater...

to assist MEWTWO IN ELIMINATING THE HULK!

Name: Judgement
Description: A dark angel appears before the opponent and slowly takes to the heavens. Shortly thereafter, the whole group is bombarded by rays of light coming down from the skies as LIGHTNING!
Effect: Hits the opponent for 5 votes of damage.

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 10:42 PM

Nevermind

Return of Shiki

09-25-2007, 10:44 PM

Break 5 stored stock from the hulk

Can't do that. You can only transfer stocks AFTER matches, not during.

Return of Shiki

09-25-2007, 10:49 PM

If and only if AW is allowed to transfer stocks during a match, then I transfer all 5 of the Rock's stocks to Mewtwo and break them.

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 10:50 PM

The King breaks 2 stored stock

Return of Shiki

09-25-2007, 10:51 PM

Amano and McDohl break their stored stocks in favor of Mewtwo if the King is allowed to break his stocks.

The Rock uses his Rock Bottom to assist Mewtwo against the Hulk

BY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 10:52 PM

Break 5 hulk ss.

Break 5 cablle ss.

Lantis

09-25-2007, 10:53 PM

What the fuck is going on? :wtf:

POLLS ARE CLOSED!

Return of Shiki

09-25-2007, 10:54 PM

Break 5 hulk ss.

Um...that doesn't do anything. I already said that if you're allowed to do that then Mewtwo gets to break the Rock's 5 stocks in retaliation.
You've already used those stocks.

Besides you ALREADY BROKE THE HULK'S STOCKS ON THE LAST PAGE.

ArcadeFire

09-25-2007, 10:54 PM

Oh great my computer just HAS to fucking lag up :wasted:

Muff Daddy

09-25-2007, 10:54 PM

break all five of Jesus' stored miracle stocks. Abraham uses First Born Baby Sacrifice and Moses uses Part the Red Sea assist to save the battle poll from these late night shenanigans. :rofl:

Adam Warlock

09-25-2007, 10:54 PM

Um...that doesn't do anything. I already said that if you're allowed to do that then Mewtwo gets to break the Rock's 5 stocks in retaliation.
You've already used those stocks.
I didn't transfer shit. You need to read the rules better

Windlord0

09-25-2007, 10:57 PM

Now that things are over, I'm confused as to what just happened.

Hulk I thought started with 5 sto