The Nice Body/Weird Face & Weird Body/Nice Face Thread

[epp1e]

Kirsten Dunst (http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/4/49/Kirsten-Dunst-Spider-Man-3.jpg) for example, is a part of the nice body/weird face club, bigtime. Her body is friggin rockin, but once the camera pans to her face I find my pants not feeling like they shrank anymore. Discuss this strange entity of nature.

Would you rather have a girl with a weird face/nice body, a girl with a nice face/weird body, or a girl with an average face/average body? Discuss.

[rcaido]

Needs to have a nice face & a decent body for me...

[ElderGOD]

Kirsten Dunst (http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/4/49/Kirsten-Dunst-Spider-Man-3.jpg) for example, is a part of the nice body/weird face club, bigtime. Her body is friggin rockin, but once the camera pans to her face I find my pants not feeling like they shrank anymore. Discuss this strange entity of nature.


Give her a paper bag.

Problem solved.

[maxx]

Needs to have a nice face & a decent body for me...

your married..your opinion is null and void..as your wife will be raping the shit out of you soon. lol.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Asura]

your married..your opinion is null and void..as your wife will be raping the shit out of you soon. lol.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

o snap.

[DeathReaper47]

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.

[Bobbypigo]

^^^

:rofl:
Just like a foot!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Nokato]

I was thinking a burnt tugboat, but you got the point across.

[DarthTrey]

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.


I agree, how the hell do people find her attractive.....

[white shadow]

Fergie

[fishjie]

i have pretty low standards so id bang kirsten dunst

edit: another weird one is uma thurman. she just looks weird.

but id smash her too

[Sasmasta]

Average everything. :shrug:

Fergie? She has that 'myspace angle' look for me. Sometimes its like 'DAMN!' :shake: and other times its like...'Daaaaamn!' :tup:

[white shadow]

edit: another weird one is uma thurman. she just looks weird.

but id smash her too

bewbies!


lol Remember when everyone thought Morgan Webb was hot and now 99% of SRK hates her. I wonder what happened?:rofl:

Oh and yes I'd hit it, although I don't think she deserved to be in Maxim 100 hottest list.

[EvilSamurai]

Weird Face/Body but still hot:

- Karolina Kurkova has a very slight hook nose but is still insanely attractive
- Uma Thurman's face is weird but not ugly
- Keira Knightley has a beautiful face but is completely flat chested.
- Giselle Bunchen's face looks slightly manish but she is still hot
- Morgan Webb has a zerg mandible
- Devon Aoki has a "fat face" but is still hot

Just fucking ugly:

- Kirsten Dunst has a snaggle tooth
- Fergie is just a buttaface
- Tori Spelling needs an entire head transplant
- Miranda Kerr's eyes are way too far apart
- Lily Cole looks like a fucking alien

[akumachan]

Just fucking ugly:

- Tori Spelling needs an entire head transplant


Fuckin LOL. :rofl:

[GeoG2]

I was looking at a pic of Sativa Rose (pornstar) the other day.

That chick has a great body... but her face looks like a peacock/scarecrow.

And I came to the conclusion... I need a decent face. I just need it.

[spudlyff8fan]

Kirsten Dunst (http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/4/49/Kirsten-Dunst-Spider-Man-3.jpg) for example, is a part of the nice body/weird face club, bigtime. Her body is friggin rockin, but once the camera pans to her face I find my pants not feeling like they shrank anymore. Discuss this strange entity of nature.

See, I never found her face to be that strange. But how weird a face are we talking about? And how good a body?

Eh...it doesn't matter...I've got no standards. As long as they ain't fat or hideous...but if they are hideous, but have a good body, that'd be fine. But no amputees...

[Hatred Edge]

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.

Someone rep this man! He speaks the truth! Bitch ugly like ass-fungus!

Straight up FAIL is that woman who plays Samantha.... ugly and her chest bones stick out more than her tits and ass. YOU CAN'T GRAB A FLAT SURFACE.
:mad::mad::mad:

[Biolink]

Kirsten Dunst got a gangsta grill.

Also Morgan Webb...

They don't call her Man jaw for nothing.Other than having too many extensions and weave for my blood,she got a banging ass body,and she is a nerd.

[Autocrat1]

lol I thought SRK hated BLACK women

[fishjie]

id bang morgan webb too even though she kinda has an adams apple type thing

id also bang ann coulter even though she has a weird body (and a less than stellar personality)

[Biolink]

I'd bang Oprah.

With proper makeup applied,it's hittable.

[orochizoolander]

^^oh shit son fishjie be coming up in here wit DAT ARPE ASSIST he can get any woman on her back in under a minute truestory:tup: so all yall SRK'ers hide yo womenz especially if they like buff diesel asians.


I don't have extremely high standards either but kirsten dunst? decent/average face n a cute body i'd hit it so all yall saying u wouldn't either got unrealistic standards or are just assuming the "i'm a god and all women throw themselves at me" typical SRK demeanor:lol:

[epp1e]

Not only does Kirsten Dunst look weird, she's an idiot too: http://thatvideosite.com/video/1801
She actually doesn't look half bad in that clip though... aging didn't treat her well /nod.

[Biolink]

I don't have extremely high standards either but kirsten dunst? decent/average face n a cute body i'd hit it so all yall saying u wouldn't either got unrealistic standards or are just assuming the "i'm a god and all women throw themselves at me" typical SRK demeanor

Surprisingly,in the Show yourself thread,and the post pictures of your girlfriend thread,alot of these dudes have pretty attractive girlfriends

[epp1e]

I don't have extremely high standards either but kirsten dunst? decent/average face n a cute body i'd hit it so all yall saying u wouldn't either got unrealistic standards or are just assuming the "i'm a god and all women throw themselves at me" typical SRK demeanor:lol:Nah, I'm not like that... just I dunno, something about her face turns me right off.

[white shadow]

I was looking at a pic of Sativa Rose (pornstar) the other day.

That chick has a great body... but her face looks like a peacock/scarecrow.

And I came to the conclusion... I need a decent face. I just need it.

Those lips...:amazed:

[GeoG2]

Those lips...:amazed:

That nose... :sad: