I just did the Top Gun high-five.

[Irennicus]

Seriously, guys, I just did the Top Gun high-five. I felt immediately infused with high-levels of awesome and acute mercury poisoning.

It was awesome.

Share your favorite Top Gun high-five stories.

[DaDesiCanadian]

It's your easy ticket into THE DANGER ZONE.

[Septimus Prime]

I don't have time to post up here. I post, I'm dead.

[dirzzt360]

I dont have one of those storys. I think you should get - mp's for doing this high five.

[ChibiT89]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uAopLTK4qVs

you can only do it, in jeans, while playing volleyball

(who plays volley ball in jeans? TC of course)

[Monte]

Seriously, guys, I just did the Top Gun high-five. I felt immediately infused with high-levels of awesome and acute mercury poisoning.

It was awesome.

Share your favorite Top Gun high-five stories.

That high five was below the hard deck, it doesn't count.

[MaxD]

Lucky man. It's not often YOU FEEL THE NEED.

[goodm0urning]

I'd high five you... but then I'd have to kill you.

[ParryPerson.]

Oh hey I did that to one time but then my aunts baby that was living in the next room died because the shock wave of gravity that rippled through the house stopped it's tiny little fragile beating (not anymore) heart and it ceased living.

but FUCK. Awesome.

[Atryu]

I've Played tennis in doubles for over 6 years! ...Top-Gun high-five was a religion to me!
(We practiced it a lot when teenagers!)

[ToXY]

It's not often YOU FEEL THE NEED.

the need for speed.

[Socketman]

just dont forget to check your watch while flexing sometime after or before

[kz0060]

What ppl need to keep in mind is that the Top-gun high five is a high risk/reward hand greeting. You miss your target and you might just touch ass. But those risks are to be expected when FLYIN' INTO THE DAINJA ZONE.

[ckrazy]

What ppl need to keep in mind is that the Top-gun high five is a high risk/reward hand greeting. You miss your target and you might just touch ass. But those risks are to be expected when FLYIN' INTO THE DAINJA ZONE.

Have you seen professional sports? They slap each other on the ass all the time... The only risk of the Top-gun high five is looking like a idiot if you miss.

[goodm0urning]

The only risk of the Top-gun high five is looking like a idiot if you miss.Especially if you faceplant into the sand, which would happen if you were really putting everything into the high-five.

[rcaido]

Or you can truly miss & do a dim mak on your balls...

[LimeGreenPatato]

negative 4 gs....INVERTED!

[chopperbyrne]

I do the Top Gun high five all the time.

It's best with randomers at about three in the morning after a night out!

[kz0060]

Have you seen professional sports? They slap each other on the ass all the time...

Doesn't make it any less awkward or gay when it happens.

[Figcoinc]

(Insert random Top Gun reference here)

HIGH FIVE!

[BananaWeed]

One time I attempted the TGHF with a friend after a gruelling match in 3S (we did like 40 parries back and forth in the air). We hit the high-five okay, but both completely missed the low-five part, resulting in both of us grabbing each other's asses. We both yelled out "NO HOMO!" at the same time, and then I yelled "jinx on you!" Then we lol'ed until we passed out.

[Lantis]

One time I attempted the TGHF with a friend after a gruelling match in 3S (we did like 40 parries back and forth in the air). We hit the high-five okay, but both completely missed the low-five part, resulting in both of us grabbing each other's asses. We both yelled out "NO HOMO!" at the same time, and then I yelled "jinx on you!" Then we lol'ed until we passed out.

Did you do all this while TAKE MY BREATH AWAAAAAAAAAY was playing in the background? :confused:

-27 man points for YOU!

Me having the Top Gun soundtrack + 300 soundtrack = SUPER DUPER MAN POINTS! :tup:

[Carpet Lint]

Seriously, guys, I just did the Top Gun high-five. I felt immediately infused with high-levels of awesome and acute mercury poisoning.

It was awesome.
You have my warmest and most sincere heartfelt congratulations regarding this accomplishment, a great step in life when taken by any man.

Know that one day, I too wish to slap hands with someone only to immediately slap hands with them again from the inverted position on the follow-through afterwards.

You are an inspiration to us all.

There is no implicitly gayer movie in the world than Top Gun.

[Zor]

Next time you mention the Top Gun High Five to civilians, Lieutenant, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong.

[RoninChaos]

That high five was below the hard deck, it doesn't count.

Hard deck my ass, we high fived that son of a bitch.

[urahara]

I foolishly performed a Top Gun high-five on a female friend. She instantly became impregnated due to the mass amounts of Man and testosterone I produced, we went for an abortion last week and apparently it was going to be Quintouplets, the scan showed they all had large muscles and were apparently working out in her Uterous.

[ReigN]

I attempted the Top Gun high-five on my friend when we found out that his girl wasn't pregnant. Needless to say, I missed, and the poor lady behind him got a full face palm of Tom Cruise-fueled manjuice. She was taken to the hospital in critical condition where she died a couple hours later from Danger.

Guess you can't have everything. :(

[kz0060]

One time I attempted the TGHF with a friend after a gruelling match in 3S (we did like 40 parries back and forth in the air). We hit the high-five okay, but both completely missed the low-five part, resulting in both of us grabbing each other's asses.

Thus proving only ace pilots have the required eye-hand coordinations and synchronization skills to properly execute an impeccable TGHF.

[Monte]

Hard deck my ass, we high fived that son of a bitch.

and you broke a major rule of engagement in the process. Top Gun high five rules of engagement are written for your safety and for that of your team. They are not flexible, nor am I.