Yet another woman thread: Fantasy girls

[SirFritzalot]

I just peeped today while me and a bunch of my peoples was talkin about the types of girls we've been attracted to the most. It kinda made me think about it. I've been with my fair share of women, but the ones that seem to get a rise outta me the most are short dark skinned ones with big asses. I dunno why. They don't even have to be spectacular in the face...decent will do, but...iuno...it's like I get a natural hard-on for a short dark-skinned chick with a big ass.

My last official girlfriend was one of those...not pretty in the face by any means...but I did stuff to her I wasn't really trying to do with other women 10x better looking...

I could never explain it, really...they just turn me on.

Like today, I met this nigerian chick at this student council meeting...I knew of her, but I never knew her...it's like before I noticed her ass, I didn't think much of her...she got a gumby face and shit...but when I saw that shit...I was like OMG!!! I didn't even think, I just instantaneously started to talk to her. She's comes off like she's innocent, but I know she's a freak...I want to do many many things to her...and in a little time I will...more than once...

But what about yall, SRK? Do yall have a "fantasy girl?"

-Fritz:looney::looney:

Edit: Almost forgot pics of said girl...yeah she's ugly, but look @ the ass (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=89671555&albumId=0)

[Sasmasta]

Fantasy Chick

Short pitch black hair
Looks good without make up
Loves to cuss
Has piercings/tattoos
Puts her money where her mouth is

Woo!

[Shizuma_15]

dammn that ass is some serious business :wgrin:

[Infested Jester]

Fantasy Chick

Short pitch black hair
Loves to cuss
Has piercings/tattoos
Puts her money where her mouth is



You pretty much just described 90% of the girls where I live. Wanna trade homes for a while?

[Sasmasta]

I notice 'LOOKS GOOD WITHOUT MAKE-UP' is missing. :rofl:

But yeah, I dig those kinds of chicks [punkish-gothic-emo? I don't know how to describe them].

And I don't think you'd like the pickings over here...unless you go for the GOT 2 KIDS AND 1 ON THE WAY kind of gal. :wasted:

[SNAAAAKE]

something like this :sweat:
http://www.kreme.com/tarareid/Tara_Reid_P_Diddys_Ball_01.jpg
http://www.kreme.com/tarareid/Tara_Reid_P_Diddys_Ball_02.jpg

[Sasmasta]

^Watch Body Shots. I bought it just for that one scene alone...:lol:

[Infested Jester]

I notice 'LOOKS GOOD WITHOUT MAKE-UP' is missing. :rofl:

But yeah, I dig those kinds of chicks [punkish-gothic-emo? I don't know how to describe them].

And I don't think you'd like the pickings over here...unless you go for the GOT 2 KIDS AND 1 ON THE WAY kind of gal. :wasted:


Yeah, sorry about the small edit, but I think I've met 3 girls at the most in my lifetime that looked good without make-up. Where I live there are dens of goths and emos everywhere. The malls are crawling with them, more emos than goth, but I see my fair share of goth girls around that they aren't completely outnumbered yet. I guess I'm tired of them cause a good % of my exs were goth. Thank goodness emo wasn't in full bloom yet in my younger years or I would have had even slimmer pickings.

[SNAAAAKE]

^Watch Body Shots. I bought it just for that one scene alone...:lol:

is dat a movie ? gonna torrent dat shit right nowz !!!! :looney:

[Sasmasta]

snip:amazed: :lol:

is dat a movie ? gonna torrent dat shit right nowz !!!! :looney:
Yeah. It's actually a legit movie too, script and everything. The title made me think it was some kind of 'CELEB NUDE SHOTS' but its nothing like that...

Well, it kind of is. It shows Tara. :tup:

[Biggzy]

I just peeped today while me and a bunch of my peoples was talkin about the types of girls we've been attracted to the most. It kinda made me think about it. I've been with my fair share of women, but the ones that seem to get a rise outta me the most are short dark skinned ones with big asses. I dunno why. They don't even have to be spectacular in the face...decent will do, but...iuno...it's like I get a natural hard-on for a short dark-skinned chick with a big ass.

My last official girlfriend was one of those...not pretty in the face by any means...but I did stuff to her I wasn't really trying to do with other women 10x better looking...

I could never explain it, really...they just turn me on.

Like today, I met this nigerian chick at this student council meeting...I knew of her, but I never knew her...it's like before I noticed her ass, I didn't think much of her...she got a gumby face and shit...but when I saw that shit...I was like OMG!!! I didn't even think, I just instantaneously started to talk to her. She's comes off like she's innocent, but I know she's a freak...I want to do many many things to her...and in a little time I will...more than once...

But what about yall, SRK? Do yall have a "fantasy girl?"

-Fritz:looney::looney:

Edit: Almost forgot pics of said girl...yeah she's ugly, but look @ the ass (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=89671555&albumId=0)

Damn. Do you just look for the girls who are completely jacked? That girl looks like something out of National Geographic.

[Sacr3D]

Damn. Do you just look for the girls who are completely jacked? That girl looks like something out of National Geographic.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[zakky]

Any gorgeous woman who will date me. Race, height, proportions I have no preferences, as long as the whole package turns out gorgeous. My standards are pretty high though, but that hasn't stopped my dating life.

[white shadow]

Damn. Do you just look for the girls who are completely jacked? That girl looks like something out of National Geographic.

could you copy/paste the exact image link plz?

[Biggzy]

could you copy/paste the exact image link plz?

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=89671555&albumID=0&imageID=12550760

[thurst]

goddamn! after that description i have register to for myspace to see the train wreck (assuming biggzy was right)

[Higher-Jin]

Kind
Cute
Smart
Open-Minded

Seems very attainable doesn't it? Well ... it's not. Most men will be lucky to find one with 2 out of 4.

[Biggzy]

goddamn! after that description i have register to for myspace to see the train wreck (assuming biggzy was right)

If I knew how to post the direct pic I would.

I mean the girl seriously looks like some kind of ape in that picture (no racial hate intended), down on all fours. Cmon', she was getting me hype for Diddy Kong Racing 2.

[Taito]

Esther Baxter, plus drama-free, loyal in a mutally trusting relationship, and knows how to cook. Only four demands, but I'm more likely to find Atlantis than find that combination.

And fuck Myspace, somebody rehost the pics plz.

[white shadow]

Esther Baxter, plus drama-free, loyal in a mutally trusting relationship, and knows how to cook. Only four demands, but I'm more likely to find Atlantis than find that combination.

I wouldn't be surprised if ESTHER BAXTER can be all that and more...:sad:

[tahoo]

Damn. Do you just look for the girls who are completely jacked? That girl looks like something out of National Geographic.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Agree 100%....Jesus Christ this man needs to be renamed "connoisseur of ugly ass bitches"

[SNAAAAKE]

And fuck Myspace, somebody rehost the pics plz.

should be able to see it now
http://a765.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_13da607229b9d94588c796cd889b0f74.jpg

[Dasiatic]

im laughing right now. SRK is making a habit of jumping on fritz about his poor girl taste everytime he makes another girl thread.
I know fritz is trying to come off as "Fritz, SRK's player"
but according to these guys on SRK, he's nothing but "Fritz, the animal trainer"

anyway, my dream girl? I never took the time out to think about the perfect girl, since in reality, everyone you meet would naturally end up having one issue or another. I have been with many different women in the past, so what i CAN say is that my dream girl cannot:

1. ask too many personal questions when you first meet
2. animal/nature lover
3. always end up rambling about thier troubled childhood
4. way too shy and timid
5. afraid of the most harmless insects.
6. cant sit through a horrow movie without closing her eyes
7. just plain wierd. i cant really explain this one to you.

[Taito]

should be able to see it now
http://a765.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_13da607229b9d94588c796cd889b0f74.jpg
WOW the OP dropped the soap with this thread..

[Digitalbooty]

Damn. Do you just look for the girls who are completely jacked? That girl looks like something out of National Geographic.

LOOOOL!!! You got that shit right on. She looks ashy as fuck, too!

[Netology]

should be able to see it now
http://a765.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_13da607229b9d94588c796cd889b0f74.jpg

If we are quiet we might be able to catch a glimpse of the Ghetto Gorilla, wild, in its native ghetto habitat.

There she is; her face is her strongest self-defense mechanism, capable of scaring an elephant or hyena from over 100meters away.

Also her short stocky body is perfect for producing massive amounts of highly concentrated BO, capable of melting nostrils and lungs of any creature within a 10foot radius. Of course these creatures are born with extremely low IQs, and annoying voices that support their learned gestures and mannerisms, in such a way as to make them completely annoying and primitive looking, even their cousins the neanderthals have a hard time interacting with them.

Tune in next week, when we observe their eating habits and how they beat their children.

[Alzarath]

should be able to see it now
http://a765.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_13da607229b9d94588c796cd889b0f74.jpg

Donkey Kong, is that you?!

[Dyce]

This is a pretty good idea of what my dream girl would look like.

http://image61.webshots.com/61/8/25/35/2814825350098979063eXInUV_fs.jpg

[ruthless_nash]

kelly brook. kthxbi.

[Oroman]

If we are quiet we might be able to catch a glimpse of the Ghetto Gorilla, wild, in its native ghetto habitat.

There she is; her face is her strongest self-defense mechanism, capable of scaring an elephant or hyena from over 100meters away.

Also her short stocky body is perfect for producing massive amounts of highly concentrated BO, capable of melting nostrils and lungs of any creature within a 10foot radius. Of course these creatures are born with extremely low IQs, and annoying voices that support their learned gestures and mannerisms, in such a way as to make them completely annoying and primitive looking, even their cousins the neanderthals have a hard time interacting with them.

Tune in next week, when we observe their eating habits and how they beat their children.

Jesus Christ Almighty :rofl:.

I'd like a chick who:

1)Peaceful

2)Non-Drama

3)Sweet

4)Looks good

Pfff I might as well stop dreaming. I will never find that :sad:.

[Manx]

Assuming you mean real-life examples:

A girl who works in PR at my job. She's not the kind of girl that would turn heads in a crowd, but she is so sexy. Looking at her brings to mind that song that plays in the diamond commercials where the man and woman are shadows. That's cheezy, I know, but I really wonder if she's as primped and proper as her demeanor in public would suggest. I just can't imagine her sitting around drinking with a bunch of friends and all of a sudden ripping out a big honkin' fart. ... then again, maybe I can. Eww... :tup:

[Shukuda]

Yeeeaaaa-ya! (http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8386/8x10254ulk9.jpg)

That girl tops out everyone else in the world on my list. Don't know th personality of models though, who knows. I'll settle for any girl with a nice face with nice meat all around, plus with self initiatives.

Yes that's right, I have the tendancy to check out a girl's feet and hands after the chest...that's just as important too.

[EvilSamurai]

This is a pretty good idea of what my dream girl would look like.

http://image61.webshots.com/61/8/25/35/2814825350098979063eXInUV_fs.jpg

Damn, you beat me to it.

[Dyce]

Good old Alessandra........doesn't get much better for me. :]

[BBQ]

Some one similiar to Emily Whitehurst aka Agent M from The Action Design. Here's a picture from their myspace page:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=44214409&albumID=178778&imageID=8770223
Besides the looks since this is the fantasy girl:

Similiar voice to Emily's and can sing
Down to earth girl that isn't an air head
Is open minded but has a strong opinion and views
Has a specific taste in music that I can relate to.(a lot of girls I've talked to say they like everything, usually it's crap when I ask them to be more specific).
Loves to snowboard and other activities.
Has a kick ass job that doesn't involve graphics design(a lot of girls that I was attracted to was into this job...)
Isn't a drama queen.
Loves sex.

[Jedi W.]

Looks like Scarlett Johanson, but oblivious of her looks.
Cooks like professional chef but still loves fast food.
Smart without being a know it all.
Witty without being a bitch.
Faithful without being obsessive.
A good person but still mischievous.
Thoughtful, romantic, but not afraid to be a freak.
Full of life and always sees the bright side of things.
Have nearly identical interests and above all else, a giant, obsessive geek.

--jedi\/\/.

[tahoo]

If we are quiet we might be able to catch a glimpse of the Ghetto Gorilla, wild, in its native ghetto habitat.

There she is; her face is her strongest self-defense mechanism, capable of scaring an elephant or hyena from over 100meters away.

Also her short stocky body is perfect for producing massive amounts of highly concentrated BO, capable of melting nostrils and lungs of any creature within a 10foot radius. Of course these creatures are born with extremely low IQs, and annoying voices that support their learned gestures and mannerisms, in such a way as to make them completely annoying and primitive looking, even their cousins the neanderthals have a hard time interacting with them.

Tune in next week, when we observe their eating habits and how they beat their children.

Somebody needs to award you..... this is golden:rofl:

[DietSoap]

should be able to see it now
http://a765.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_13da607229b9d94588c796cd889b0f74.jpg AWW WHAT THE FUK MAN! :amazed:

If we are quiet we might be able to catch a glimpse of the Ghetto Gorilla, wild, in its native ghetto habitat.

There she is; her face is her strongest self-defense mechanism, capable of scaring an elephant or hyena from over 100meters away.

Also her short stocky body is perfect for producing massive amounts of highly concentrated BO, capable of melting nostrils and lungs of any creature within a 10foot radius. Of course these creatures are born with extremely low IQs, and annoying voices that support their learned gestures and mannerisms, in such a way as to make them completely annoying and primitive looking, even their cousins the neanderthals have a hard time interacting with them.

Tune in next week, when we observe their eating habits and how they beat their children. Hahaha, jesus dude. :rofl:


Anyways, soft/feathery red hair (dyed or natural, both are good), wide hips, nice ass, short, and a good laugh with a cute smile. :lovin:

[TheSix]

Some one similiar to Emily Whitehurst aka Agent M from The Action Design.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/SixxHole/Picture003.jpg (:rofl: I was so nervous in this pic)

She is SO NICE! I've been in love with Tsunami Bomb/TAD for years :lovin:

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My perfect girl(since we wanna be all typical):

Tall
Long red hair OR short black hair
Not demanding
Into metal/punk
Plays a instrument
Gives good head (which I have yet to encounter :sad:)
Loves Opeth
Doesn't mind, and enjoys, camping out with me on my nerd endeavors.

You get the point.

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Half you motherfuckers can't talk about what Fritz likes. With some of the half demon-results of yellow fever-ugly ridden broads ya'll be postin'. The face don't mean shit when the ass is there.

[DropOff]

My perfect girl
Short
long brown hair
Unique cute face
Sweet rack
not too skinny
Carries conversations flawlessly.

Bitch is at the save-on right now... I'ma go buy a vitamin water or something.

[BBQ]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/SixxHole/Picture003.jpg (:rofl: I was so nervous in this pic)

She is SO NICE! I've been in love with Tsunami Bomb/TAD for years :lovin:


Oh Ehm Jee!!!!! I'm very jealouse you got a picture with Agent M. I never got a chance to see her when she was with Tsunami Bomb due to being in the military.
What drawn me was her voice. It's amazing, and then when I saw videos of her, I was just in awe. I hope TAD comes to Colorado even though the music IMO isn't up to par with Tsunami Bomb because it is a different style then what I was used to hearing. Regardless her voice has not changed and it's always pleasure to my ears when ever I even hear her talk. Hahahaha I'm getting out of hand and off topic but emily is definately something else!

[thurst]

goddamn niggas weren't lying... but w/e i recall fritz posting up a couple pics of some fine ass latina chick before so it's all good.

my "dream girl" is:
~5'2"
caramel complexion
petite with a nice ass
decent sized/shaped rack
black/asian mix, or like dominican

[Atryu]

Grace Park (Sharon Valerie) in her "Raptor" pilot suit.

...

what?

[epp1e]

Grace Park (Sharon Valerie) in her "Raptor" pilot suit.

...

what?

http://www.talkingdesktop.com/Grace%20Park.jpg My favorite Grace Park picture *drool*

My dream girl...
Race doesn't really matter, but I love mixed girls.
British or Australian accent (+10000 points if it's an Asian girl with one of these accents)
5'2 to 5'6"
Plays video games
Watches GOOD movies, TV shows & anime
Doesn't only laugh when others are laughing (search for ultimate pet peeve thread -_-)
Great in bed
Believe it or not, I like girls who CAN'T cook well, but still try
Good singer (dunno, always been a major turn-on)
Watches sports willingly
etc.etc. There's a lot of stuff on my list for a dream girl.

[Ne0phyte]

lol, that girl says she's "slim/slender".

[Alzarath]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/SixxHole/Picture003.jpg (:rofl: I was so nervous in this pic)

She is SO NICE! I've been in love with Tsunami Bomb/TAD for years :lovin:

You son of a bitch, I fucking hate you :mad:

Have you motherfuckers can't talk about what Fritz likes. With some of the half demon-results of yellow fever-ugly ridden broads ya'll be postin'. The face don't mean shit when the ass is there.

:rofl::rofl:

[Atryu]

http://www.talkingdesktop.com/Grace%20Park.jpg My favorite Grace Park picture *drool*


Nice!!! :lovin:

...but as I am sick fetishist fuck, I prefer the Raptor suite... ^^


Believe it or not, I like girls who CAN'T cook well, but still try
Good singer (dunno, always been a major turn-on)

Agreed on both!

She has to have a scar too! ...(I like scars!)
...like somewhere sexy... in between her brests...