Mom sends stripper to son's school

[BBQ]

I think this might have put the icing on the cake of 2007 being a kick ass year, THAT'S IT, IT'S OVER!


Officials at a U.K. high school were aghast after a stripper visited a student during class and whipped him in front of other students and a horrified teacher, Sky News reported Thursday.

A booking error is to blame after a mother arranged to send a "gorilla gram" to her son on his 16th birthday, an arrangement she cleared with Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College. Instead, the agency sent a stripper clad in a policewoman costume, Sky reported.

After whipping the teen, the stripper placed a collar around his neck and led him around the classroom with a leash, telling him he had been a "bad boy" for not doing his homework. She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky.

The police were not called and no one was suspended from the school in the incident, and officials said they were investigating.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,309462,00.html

[maxx]

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

2007...you are too beastly. god i'm going to miss you.

[randomsuper]

that kid is a legend for the rest of his scholastic career.

[Sacr3D]

Why doesn't this happen in my class ?

[tindiamond]

Damn what a lucky guy.

[Helter Skelter]

I love living in England.

[DarthTrey]

Jealous I am.....

[Logos]

Hahaha, wow. That is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. :rofl:

[DaDesiCanadian]

Best mistake EVER.

[D'Nyc3]

Oh My GAWD~!

[thurst]

wow that sounds so fucking fake, but it's on the foxnews site so i guess it's true.

[SirSmoov]

lol...the teacher obviously wasn't a woman....

[TempestFox]

So... the teacher just stood there and did nothing? They must have been into it too.

[Alzarath]

2k7, you win.

[DevilJin 01]

:pray:

First SFIV and now this.

[Netology]

witty reply thats funny and relevant.

[Infernoman]

So... the teacher just stood there and did nothing? They must have been into it too.

Teacher thinking - "I like where this is going..."

[DragonSama]

Bwahahahahaha this is by far the funniest thing I've read this week.


all the crazy shit that happened this year, and then The Beast winning battle poll I guess 2K7 truly is the year of the Beast.

[ckrazy]

I am so moving to England!

See in America if this happen we would have 100 middle age white woman walking around the school protesting.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

awwww....

[Etcetera]

What kind of corny ass gift is a gorilla gram. This has to be the best clerical error ever.

[axeman61]

Man... 2007's promise to give back to the Universe more than it has swallowed is going off swell...

[DropOff]

Damn!

[DragonSama]

Actually the more I think about the more I think A guy took the call.

"a Gorilla gram for a 16 year old boy at school? Fuck that I'll give him something he will remember and love! Hey Bambi I got a job for you!"

[Demon Dash]

Win!

[hold dat]

thnak you human error!! lol

fuckin great lol

[Pablo_the_Mex]

lol...the teacher obviously wasn't a woman....

For realz, might as well let the show go on and deal with all the bitching later.

[Shizuma_15]

After whipping the teen, the stripper placed a collar around his neck and led him around the classroom with a leash, telling him he had been a "bad boy" for not doing his homework. She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky.

wait....school....were the hell are the cellphone vids? like 90% of the class shouldve had a cellphone.

WHERE"S THE VIDEO!!! :annoy:

[The Electrifying One]

^^ yeah, no way was this a mistake.

Nottingham is the gun crime capital of the UK. I lived there for a year, hella ghetto place. Makes me think some pimp was in that office.

[DietSoap]

Hahaha, holy shit, that kid's gonna get so much ass just cause of this. :rofl: Thanks mom, you never sent me a stripper. :annoy:

[Kyoujin]

Wow, that's fucking awesome; how did she get through the school without someone noticing?

[white shadow]

WOWIE!!! That must be one dedicated stripper to not even question the moral climate of going into a school and stripping in front of minors...

very dedicated indeed.

[goodm0urning]

The first thing I thought when I saw this article was, "Holy shit, I have to put this on SRK GD. They'll love it."

I am always late.

[VangardB]

2K7 has been full of win....strippers in class, SF4, Russian kids hanging from planes....just...wow

[thurst]

2K7 has been full of win....strippers in class, SF4, Russian kids hanging from planes....just...wow

nah man, fuck 2k7. the creator of ramen died, how quickly we forget :sad:

[Septimus Prime]

RIP Momofuku Ando.

[VangardB]

nah man, fuck 2k7. the creator of ramen died, how quickly we forget :sad:
Say WHAT!! Shit....I missed that...nm...what a sad day that had to be!

[Sexperienced.]

meh.. things like this happen in england everyday.

[Azrael]

Legendary...

I can't imagine the motherfuckin cojones (figuratively, of course) this stripper had to have had to strip in A CLASSROOM.

2K8 has a lot to live up to.

[Shinto]

Jealous I am.....

strangely me too.

[shadowkiller]

2007 has been good to us and twice as good for the kid.

[ThePurpleBunny]

That is the luckiest kid in the world. He's going to be a celebrity for the rest of his life. If he doesn't go right into the porn industry.

And to everyone calling 2007 the best year or whatever, you obviously haven't been paying attention. Every time this year gives us something great, it screws us over with a blindsided counter of something bad. If this is the best thing to happen this year, the worst thing is about to happen.

[BananaWeed]

No one said "pics or it didn't happen". :confused:

I think only white people would send gorilla-grams to each other.

[thurst]

seriously i just thought about this, what kind of place that does "gorilla grams" also sends strippers? i think the mom probably unknowingly called a place that was fronting for some shady stuff.

[Biolink]

LULZ :rofl:

What the fuck is a gorilla gram?Doesn't that just scream drugs or something that may not be immediately appropriate?

[Atomic #]

LULZ :rofl:

What the fuck is a gorilla gram?Doesn't that just scream drugs or something that may not be immediately appropriate?

You don't know Biolink? A GG is the girl in this thread as narrated by Netology:

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=142780&page=2

:wasted::wasted:

[Biolink]

You don't know Biolink? A GG is the girl in this thread as narrated by Netology:

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=142780&page=2

:wasted::wasted:

:rofl::rofl:

A silverback gorilla in its natural habitat.

[PsychoSquall]

After walking the boy round the classroom and spanking him with a whip - the action turned even more blue.

"She took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in," the source said.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1292050,00.html

[OMG AntiAir Dust]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1292050,00.html

Those kids minds must have exploded. I also imagine these little kids walking around like they are all bad ass around the older kids.

"Oh you dont have strippers in class? I guess you just arent pimp enough" [Grabs pimp hat and cane].

[epp1e]

The way the world is nowadays, I wouldn't be surprised if the mom was the stripper.

[MagnetiX]

LMAO! No one was even suspended or anything...wow, man.
Wtf, why the hell didn't my parents ever do this shit? The strip clubs I went to were boring as fuck...I'm pretty sure getting a lap dance in class and infront of your friends would be better, though...holy shit. lol. That mom wins at life.

[zakky]

Wow, good shit. I'm sure the teacher is going to get into some shit for not stopping this sooner though, and I'm sure some dumb-ass housewives are going to start bitching about their kid's minds being warped.

[Shaft Agent]

:wow: what a hardcore stripper!

back in the 80's, one of my mom's students hired a male stripper to bust in during class as a prank. his name was Mr. Tux (he was wearing a white tux with no shirt under it). he gave her balloons and candy and then he made her sit on a desk while he started dancing around her. he took his bow tie off and tried put it on her (sexily, i might add), but she ran out of the classroom. she told me it was the most embarrassing day of her life. not as crazy though as this story though because my mom teaches college, but still...

and yes, there is a videotape.

[CoMpOuNd]

if I was in that class...

RAPE RAPE RAPE

SKEET SKEET SKEET

RUN RUN RUN