CHEATERS has invaded JAPAN! (OMG!)

[SCOTT POPULAR]

We just got cable in our apartment complex and I can seem to pry my girl away from this waste! Reality TV sucks! (with exception to American Gladiators!) I saw this one episode where the host got stab! I was like "NOSY Mutha fucker! Serves ya' right!" My girl got all teary eyed for this busta. She was like your mean.... I was like, "They shoulda pushed his punk ass down the stairs too.

To make a long story short, I put up with a lot of American stupidity.... But it gets even worse when shit translations are put up in Japanese. Making Americans look 10 time dumber!

Either way, I don't anyone to kill the host. But if someone could show this cat the stairs or escalator that would be GRAND!

[*InVeRs3*]

Cheaters is the best cause people get stabbed man. the BDSM episode was the greatest too.

i think a lot of that stuff is fake though, regardless of it being fake or not, it's still fun to watch.

[Yeah Dood 120%]

Cheaters is the best cause people get stabbed man. the BDSM episode was the greatest too.:wonder: Wasn't it the host that got stabbed?

KAMIKAZE EDIT:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NyACPmeFBRQ
:tup: Found it... dood.

[SCOTT POPULAR]

Cheaters is the best cause people get stabbed man. the BDSM episode was the greatest too.

i think a lot of that stuff is fake though, regardless of it being fake or not, it's still fun to watch.

Entertaining yes. But trying to tell Japanese people that it isn't real. Is like trying to prove that water isn't wet. BDSM episode?

:wonder: Wasn't it the host that got stabbed?

KAMIKAZE EDIT:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NyACPmeFBRQ
:tup: Found it... dood.

Good find... pink ninja!:cool:

[Taito]

My gf watches this shit on JP TV all the time.. and it's made her more paranoid about me.. American BS like that and Billy Blanks Boot Camp needs to stay in the US..

[scentless]

I tought the thread would be about people cheating at SF... :S

[TheSix]

Joey is a fucking beast. Nigga STILL came back to work after that. Savage. He's been spit on and shoved too. And called everything in the book.

What's funny about that ep is he pirated they shit though(:lol: yar). The cheaters crew goes ANYWHERE to put an end to infidelity.

[white shadow]

Joey Greco owns, he's the only dude I know that gets stabbed and will be like, "Well continue rolling and just call the ambulance." BEAST!:rofl:

There are so many classic eps I can't name them all but the episode where the chick finds out the dude has been cheating on him then goes to the family reunion to have the entire family throw food and suckerpunch his ass was too good!:clap:

[Geese Pants]

Joey Greco ruins cheaters' lives......................:tup:
I haven't been able to watch it because it was moved to weekday mornings...............is the show still on?

[Carpet Lint]

:wonder: Wasn't it the host that got stabbed?

KAMIKAZE EDIT:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NyACPmeFBRQ
:tup: Found it... dood.
That is fantastic.

Ah man, I thought this was about a Japanese version of CHEATERS starting up over there, not just importing the American CHEATERS over.

Every time I catch this show at like 2:00 AM or whatever, I have to stay and watch it. Too compelling. He's got night vision and like a full surveillance team! Those motherfuckers don't even have a chance - Joey's like the T-1000, running after your car with them hook hands.

[Autocrat1]

The best episode was two weeks ago when this fine white woman was cheated on this wanna-be, generic Shannon Moore - if that's possible to mimic - with some below-level skank and they were all up in the club tearing shit up en route in getting kicked out lol. Shannon Moore 2.0 also shoved skank.

Then, Joey got owned ONCE AGAIN by a flying candle flare gun or some shit...all I saw was this thick white bitch (drunk) hurl something at the cheating treehugger, missed, hit Greco, and then SPARKING! like Tekken 5 or some shit. Joey didn't even cry or grimace. He was all like SILLY BITCH YOUR INFIDELITY CANNOT HARM ME and actually turned down a request from his crew to go to the hospital to treat the burns, but they took him anyway. I can hear Wolverine shit himself.

Finally, one (black) dude who was busted was all mad and shit that Joey was all up in his grill. He was saying shit like "How can Joey go to sleep knowing that's he gets his kicks out of destroying relationships? He's the devil!" :rofl:

Also, gay niggas + interrupted pre-BJ confrontation + "SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, BITCH!" = :rofl:

[TheSix]

Then, Joey got owned ONCE AGAIN by a flying candle flare gun or some shit...all I saw was this thick white bitch (drunk) hurl something at the cheating treehugger, missed, hit Greco, and then SPARKING! like Tekken 5 or some shit. Joey didn't even cry or grimace. He was all like SILLY BITCH YOUR INFIDELITY CANNOT HARM ME and actually turned down a request from his crew to go to the hospital to treat the burns, but they took him anyway. I can hear Wolverine shit himself.


:rofl::rofl:

"Don't you know who I am?"

[Kisame]

chris hansen >>>> joey

[Don Mack]

We just got cable in our apartment complex and I can seem to pry my girl away from this waste! Reality TV sucks! (with exception to American Gladiators!) I saw this one episode where the host got stab! I was like "NOSY Mutha fucker! Serves ya' right!" My girl got all teary eyed for this busta. She was like your mean.... I was like, "They shoulda pushed his punk ass down the stairs too.

To make a long story short, I put up with a lot of American stupidity.... But it gets even worse when shit translations are put up in Japanese. Making Americans look 10 time dumber!

Either way, I don't anyone to kill the host. But if someone could show this cat the stairs or escalator that would be GRAND!

What is it you do over in Japan again? I know you got the radio thing going.

[TheSix]

chris hansen >>>> joey

Fuck no. As much as Hansen owns, he still hides behind his lackeys.

[Helter Skelter]

My tier list:

Chris Hansen. That mother fucker can get a man to sit on thin air.
They don't wanna sit down, but are somehow compelled to.

Joey Greco, because you know he is the 'Rebound King'.
He just collects the women after they find their lovers cheating.

Tommy Diamond, just infiltrates people's lives and fucks them over.
He's so cool about it aswell.

[*InVeRs3*]

My tier list:

Chris Hansen. That mother fucker can get a man to sit on thin air.
They don't wanna sit down, but are somehow compelled to.

Joey Greco, because you know he is the 'Rebound King'.
He just collects the women after they find their lovers cheating.

Tommy Diamond, just infiltrates people's lives and fucks them over.
He's so cool about it aswell.

That's a great tier list but I can't believe you left out Maury Povich in this discussion! :lame:

[Autocrat1]

That's a great tier list but I can't believe you left out Maury Povich in this discussion! :lame:
I was JUST about to mention that hahaa

I caught that shit today...lie detector test trademark...this woman was so devastated of her boyfriend's signs of deception (whoa I sound like Joey Greco) that she was reduced to the point of shaking, like this was some sort of evil 2-for-1 Maury ep - Lie Detector Test Phobias. :looney:

And while she's blubbering away, he's just KEEPS POSIN' POSIN' POSIN' POSIN' wha? Smiling all the way.

That nigga Maury lol.

Connie Chung assist makes him Cable/Storm/Abyss tier.

[white shadow]

:rofl::rofl:

"Don't you know who I am?"

Does anyone else remember that one episode where Joey sees the turmoil he's created when this one girl starts fighting her bf and Joey for a split second does the most evil grin slightly away from the camera (:badboy:).

I actually recorded the episode a second time just freeze frame the .03 seconds he grinned so I could say, "GOTCHA BITCH!" :rofl:

[Azrael]

Ah man, I thought this was about a Japanese version of CHEATERS starting up over there,
Oh fuck no. Japanese women are so trusting - please don't take that away from me.

Me: Sorry hon, I'll be coming home late tonight. Have to work overtime.
Japanese Girl: Ah, well, I guess that can't be helped. Hang in there! I'll be sure to microwave your dinner 5 minutes before you get home.
Me: Thanks, and if you could also have the bath warmed up, that'd be great too.

Compare that to...

Me: Sorry hon, I'll be coming home late tonight. Have to work overtime.
American Girl: Oh really? Well, the last time you worked "overtime" I called your work and you weren't there! So then I hacked into your Gmail and found you talking to some girl you knew in HS, so then I put a Bat-Trace on your phone, and found you at the strip club downtown! What do you have to say for yourself NOW, mmh?
Me: What...the...fuck?

[Murt!]

You guys are way off, the best ep was when the guy thought he was bout it and then he got fucking tazed by the cop and started screaming :rofl:

[Ryo Yamazaki]

Just out of curiosity, are there any japanese reality shows? (apart from takeshi's castle :p lol j/k)

[Septimus Prime]

I like this show.

[Azrael]

Every fuckin' Japanese TV show is reality. It's all "variety", where they just have a bunch of celebrities sit around and talk about shit. And eat too. Terrible.

There is one show though called Ainori. Think Road Rules, except the purpose of the trip is for the members to hook up with each other. 7 people (usually 4 guys and 3 girls) travel around the world in this pink van. If someone takes a liking to another member of the cast, they ask them to return to Japan with them. If the person who was proposed to accepts, they kiss and go back to Japan together. If its a denial, the person who proposed goes back to Japan alone. New cast members are gradually brought in to replace people who have left the show.

[Demon Dash]

Cheaters is the best cause people get stabbed man. the BDSM episode was the greatest too.

i think a lot of that stuff is fake though, regardless of it being fake or not, it's still fun to watch.
That shit was awesome, ha ha fucking freak...

[Akuma4Real]

They have a show that is just like Cheaters in Korea. It's called "Scandal Adultery"..I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested in seeing that get subbed.

[Septimus Prime]

Every fuckin' Japanese TV show is reality. It's all "variety", where they just have a bunch of celebrities sit around and talk about shit. And eat too. Terrible.
I actually like the Chinese versions of those shows.

But I can totally see how it would suck if that were the only type of programming available.

[Autocrat1]

Every fuckin' Japanese TV show is reality. It's all "variety", where they just have a bunch of celebrities sit around and talk about shit. And eat too. Terrible.
What, eat shit too? :confused:

[Azrael]

What, eat shit too? :confused:
No. That would actually make it more entertaining.

I have a theory that Japanese TV is actually just as bad as 2girls1cup. The horror works on an inverted scale. With 2girls, the first time you see it you are instantly revolted, but if you force yourself to watch it over and over again you may get used to it and find you can watch it with relative ease. Conversely, the first time you watch Japanese TV, you might find it amusing/oddly interesting, but the more you watch, the more you appreciate how craptacular it is, until you get to the point where the very thought of turning the TV on makes vomit chunks rise up into your throat.

Thank GOD I have cable.

[SCOTT POPULAR]

My gf watches this shit on JP TV all the time.. and it's made her more paranoid about me.. American BS like that and Billy Blanks Boot Camp needs to stay in the US..

4 REAL!:cool:
I tought the thread would be about people cheating at SF... :S
Gotcha Bitch!

Joey is a fucking beast. Nigga STILL came back to work after that. Savage. He's been spit on and shoved too. And called everything in the book.

What's funny about that ep is he pirated they shit though(:lol: yar). The cheaters crew goes ANYWHERE to put an end to infidelity.

Honestly, I wouldn't stabbed him but I understand. Imagine if your buddy JOEY just walked in to your room, office, or whatever right now. Even if your cheating or not. I have to pull this SRK CARD!


Ah man, I thought this was about a Japanese version of CHEATERS starting up over there, not just importing the American CHEATERS over.

Every time I catch this show at like 2:00 AM or whatever, I have to stay and watch it. Too compelling. He's got night vision and like a full surveillance team! Those motherfuckers don't even have a chance - Joey's like the T-1000, running after your car with them hook hands.

I really surprised that he hasn't been shot yet. Really.

What is it you do over in Japan again? I know you got the radio thing going.

Avoiding America! Naw but for real. I'm teaching kids English. A.K.A the giant NEGRO Action figure/playset. (Batteries not included) I use to work for NOVA though.

Oh fuck no. Japanese women are so trusting - please don't take that away from me.

Me: Sorry hon, I'll be coming home late tonight. Have to work overtime.
Japanese Girl: Ah, well, I guess that can't be helped. Hang in there! I'll be sure to microwave your dinner 5 minutes before you get home.
Me: Thanks, and if you could also have the bath warmed up, that'd be great too.

Compare that to...

Me: Sorry hon, I'll be coming home late tonight. Have to work overtime.
American Girl: Oh really? Well, the last time you worked "overtime" I called your work and you weren't there! So then I hacked into your Gmail and found you talking to some girl you knew in HS, so then I put a Bat-Trace on your phone, and found you at the strip club downtown! What do you have to say for yourself NOW, mmh?
Me: What...the...fuck?

LOL! Spoken from a soul that knows the deal. The only reason why "CHEATERS" won't fly her is that "Infidelity" is accepted in Japan. (As long as that check makes it way home!) But seriously, I do miss fiesty ass chick! I miss them somethin' real fierce!

You guys are way off, the best ep was when the guy thought he was bout it and then he got fucking tazed by the cop and started screaming :rofl:

Youtube?! Where's my PINK NINJA at?!

Every fuckin' Japanese TV show is reality. It's all "variety", where they just have a bunch of celebrities sit around and talk about shit. And eat too. Terrible.

There is one show though called Ainori. Think Road Rules, except the purpose of the trip is for the members to hook up with each other. 7 people (usually 4 guys and 3 girls) travel around the world in this pink van. If someone takes a liking to another member of the cast, they ask them to return to Japan with them. If the person who was proposed to accepts, they kiss and go back to Japan together. If its a denial, the person who proposed goes back to Japan alone. New cast members are gradually brought in to replace people who have left the show.

That love bus shit is gay! Now Japan does have a Cheater-esque show it's called London Hearts, but they usually set the Infidel up for the fall. But the couples are never married. I believe.

[Azrael]

But seriously, I do miss fiesty ass chick! I miss them somethin' real fierce!
I thought I did at first, but then I started visiting more message boards with American girls, and that shit drove me insane. "I don't wanna ask a guy out, he better ask me out! And pay for the dates. Oh, and I can't put out for 2 months, else I'll be a slut." Godfuckingdamnit. :mad:

I'll take a feisty ass European girl FTW though.

That love bus shit is gay! Now Japan does have a Cheater-esque show it's called London Hearts, but they usually set the Infidel up for the fall. But the couples are never married. I believe.
Aw shit, London Hearts. I usually don't watch that show because, like everything else, it only uses the same damn celebrities over and over again.

Sometimes though, they prank people HARD. I saw this one episode where they set up male comedians by having cute female "fans" waiting outside the TV studio for them, and would hand them a love letter with their cell phone email address written inside. Of course, the email lead back to the studio, where the host would then make fake-ass emails to bait out these poor guys.

They had 2-3 guys really get into it, so they picked one and had him actually go on a date with the "fan". The whole thing was set-up of course. It ended with the girl asking the guy to come back to her place in a roundabout way. The guy accepted, and he thought he was going back to her place for some lovin...but instead as he approached the apartment building, he fell into a hole the London Hearts crew had dug in the ground. They called it "From Heaven to Hell". Dude climbs out of the hole and the London Hearts hosts and guests and even his own comedy partner are standing around the hole laughing at him.

That shit is harsh. That guy is like the best sport in the world. I know if I thought I was on my way to some groupie sex, and the next thing I know I'm climbing out of a hole with people laughing at me and shit, there would have been only one thing on my mind: murder.

[wez]

chris hansen >>>> joey

YES! I AGREE!!

Especially when this guy has had "sexual acts" with a dog!:rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bPEzJbmTC0&feature=related

or the first thing this guy says, "please sir, I drove this far for no reason." LMAO!:rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVLT26CMzk4&feature=related

It is just too funny to watch!

[DropOff]

Me: Sorry hon, I'll be coming home late tonight. Have to work overtime.
American Girl: Oh really? Well, the last time you worked "overtime" I called your work and you weren't there! So then I hacked into your Gmail and found you talking to some girl you knew in HS, so then I put a Bat-Trace on your phone, and found you at the strip club downtown! What do you have to say for yourself NOW, mmh?
Me: What...the...fuck?
Oh fuck I busted a gut :rofl:

[Ryo Yamazaki]

Azrael: Oh fuck no on the 2girls1cup thing. It scarred me so much that anytime I see a glass in pr0n I immediately switch off the video and run away screaming :lol:

[SCOTT POPULAR]

They had 2-3 guys really get into it, so they picked one and had him actually go on a date with the "fan". The whole thing was set-up of course. It ended with the girl asking the guy to come back to her place in a roundabout way. The guy accepted, and he thought he was going back to her place for some lovin...but instead as he approached the apartment building, he fell into a hole the London Hearts crew had dug in the ground. They called it "From Heaven to Hell". Dude climbs out of the hole and the London Hearts hosts and guests and even his own comedy partner are standing around the hole laughing at him.

That shit is harsh. That guy is like the best sport in the world. I know if I thought I was on my way to some groupie sex, and the next thing I know I'm climbing out of a hole with people laughing at me and shit, there would have been only one thing on my mind: murder.

I saw that same episode it was fucked up but funny! The difference is they are fuckin with someone who is already in the public eye. Not that it makes it better but his image is a little more public....due to his fame.

The fact that they dug a hole to trap his ass was too funny though!

Random thought: I just want a ghetto white girl or a southern belle. The last white girl I had was a short canadian with huge tits! Good times but CONTINUE? 9...8....7....

[AKUMA2000]

The Cheaters show is funny as hell, i watch it all the time.

[Azrael]

The fact that they dug a hole to trap his ass was too funny though!
Yeah, I laughed too...but if that'd been me, I would have come out of that hole like Akuma. With like the A2 title screen flames behind me and shit. There would have been Shun Goku Satsu's for everybody.

I just want a ghetto white girl or a southern belle. The last white girl I had a short canadian with huge tits!
:sad: Why can't I have your life?

[Reno]

Wait, who watches Japanese TV? :P

There's something other than baseball, volleyball and sumo on TV?!

[SCOTT POPULAR]

Yeah, I laughed too...but if that'd been me, I would have come out of that hole like Akuma. With like the A2 title screen flames behind me and shit. There would have been Shun Goku Satsu's for everybody.


:sad: Why can't I have your life?

LOL! It wasn't all that great. The one thing that NOVA was good for producing was "Dick-Fiends!" I feel for all foreign women in this country.

Wait, who watches Japanese TV? :P

There's something other than baseball, volleyball and sumo on TV?!

Wait a minute who watches late late night Japanese TV? I remember a long time ago. They use to have this show. Where the girls from the cabaret clubs (Drink Bars) would fight each other and the loser would get a pie to the face! It would be like the short broads verses the tall broads or the old girls versus the new ones.

Now thats TV!

[De4dEyE]

I know if I thought I was on my way to some groupie sex, and the next thing I know I'm climbing out of a hole with people laughing at me and shit, there would have been only one thing on my mind: murder.

Goddammit. This makes me laugh like hell for some reason. :lol:

[Debaser]

With 2girls, the first time you see it you are instantly revolted, but if you force yourself to watch it over and over again you may get used to it and find you can watch it with relative ease.

...you're a braver man than I am...

[Dasiatic]

Joey is a fucking beast. Nigga STILL came back to work after that. Savage. He's been spit on and shoved too. And called everything in the book.

What's funny about that ep is he pirated they shit though(:lol: yar). The cheaters crew goes ANYWHERE to put an end to infidelity.

same thing i was gonna say. must've been all the hiphop dance routines he used to do back in the day.
I tell you man joey is making this worse for couples.
and plus, i have to laugh at how he attempts to put his hands around everygirl that gets cheated on, acting so attentive for that pussy. and everytime a guy gets cheated on, he just sits there staring at his watch, waiting for the episode to end.

[Kisame]

Fuck no. As much as Hansen owns, he still hides behind his lackeys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBlyAxdvBfo

vs a 28-0 boxer

[nameingway]

please for the love of god people, quit acting like 2girls1cup is bad! it is not, on a scale of 1-10 (10 being the nastiest shit on the internet) it's a 2, low 3 MAX. eels, also known as eel soup, easily trumps this video. i would consider eels maybe an 8, but probably a 9.

there is another "eels" video which breaks the scale, it's ungodly long weighing in at a whopping 186 megs. as opposed to eels 7.x megs. ugh, time to change my user title.

[SCOTT POPULAR]

chris hansen > joey: I just watched some of the youtubes! Well I'll be damn! Hansen will fuck-up ya' day plans for a minute.

But see if them doods would have pursued happiness out here in Tokyo they would have been home free.

The age of consent here is 13. (Just click on my avatar and hate me even more!)

[Geese Pants]

I'd have to give the pwnage to Joey Greco.

TCAP lures Pedos and ruin their already pitiful lives........and hilarity enuses.

Joey on the other hand fuckin gets cheaters in the act! Cheaters hunt them down wherever they are hittin it and ruin their shit for life............and the best part is, Joey Greco doesn't give a shit!!!

Dude has been spit on, stabbed, burned, punched, hit with foreign object........but still is able to ruin yo sexual deviances.

[SCOTT POPULAR]

man chris is too real....... be careful y'all. be careful.

[TheSix]

I can never got over how funny those chat transcripts sound read aloud on TCAP.

Guy - "Wow so you're a virgin?"

Girl - "Like...ya. wanna touch my pussy? tehehehehe"

Guy - "Sure. HAHAHAHAHA."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBlyAxdvBfo

vs a 28-0 boxer

Man that actress that got looks fine as fuck when she is on the beach with those glasses and that hoody.

[SCOTT POPULAR]

I can never got over how funny those chat transcripts sound read aloud on TCAP.

Guy - "Wow so you're a virgin?"

Girl - "Like...ya. wanna touch my pussy? tehehehehe"

Guy - "Sure. HAHAHAHAHA."



Man that actress that got looks fine as fuck when she is on the beach with those glasses and that hoody.

The set-tup is too hard.... but isnt this a form of entrapment?

[wez]

7 PEDOPHILES MEGAMIX!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbHfm7LS1q4&feature=related

[Kisame]

The set-tup is too hard.... but isnt this a form of entrapment?
yeah especially when they arrest the guys that didnt even go to the meetingspot. Like they raided some guys house who only chatted with them. All he did was basically cyber with another man who pretended to be a young girl. really getting outrageous.

[angelslayer13]

Im still stuck on "japans age of consent is 13" ...

[Kisame]

Im still stuck on "japans age of consent is 13"whats wrong with that?

What age you think people used to have sex before everything started becoming immoral?

[MrBlank]

whats wrong with that?

What age you think people used to have sex before everything started becoming immoral?

when conservatives started bitching about everything being in appropriate.

Nipples on TV, oh thats in appropriate

and im willing to bet these come from house wifes who are bored at home and just feel like being bitches.

[angelslayer13]

I think 13 is too young I mean 13 year olds are kinda dumb...

[MAGUS1234]

when I hear 13, I think of sick 20-30 year olds taking advantage of them...

[Kisame]

I think 13 is too young I mean 13 year olds are kinda dumb...

A girl is pretty much done with puberty at that age and ready for childbirth. There is a reason all those teenagers are having kids its programmed into them to have sex at that age whether or not civilization wants to admit it or not.


its up to the culture to decide the age of consent. if it was up to some people it would be 21 for girls which is pretty ridiculous.

[kev_the_bev]

that TCAP actress could get it.

[ViciousSLASH]

Why are all these black people teaching Japanese?

Do they pay in watermelons?

Chicken?

[supaman]

please for the love of god people, quit acting like 2girls1cup is bad! it is not, on a scale of 1-10 (10 being the nastiest shit on the internet) it's a 2, low 3 MAX. eels, also known as eel soup, easily trumps this video. i would consider eels maybe an 8, but probably a 9.

there is another "eels" video which breaks the scale, it's ungodly long weighing in at a whopping 186 megs. as opposed to eels 7.x megs. ugh, time to change my user title.

can you send me a link too it, i too didn't think 2 girls 1 cup wasn't that great

[Kisame]

Why are all these black people teaching Japanese?

Do they pay in watermelons?

Chicken?

.........

[SCOTT POPULAR]

Why are all these black people teaching Japanese?

Do they pay in watermelons?

Chicken?

Nope but we do get a complementary school girl. For being cool. :cool: And besides it's on the life check list.

1. Go to Japan
2. Play Street Fighter in a cool Gamecenter
3. Get drunk in public! (and be shocked by the fact that is COOL here!)
4. Max out a Japanese Girl. (Double bonus if she is a school girl!!!)

Actually, there are not that many black Americans out here. But on the real... it's a real easy way to get a easy trip to Japan and make some quick cheese and have fun!

[ViciousSLASH]

Nope but we do get a complementary school girl. For being cool. :cool: And besides it's on the life check list.

1. Go to Japan
2. Play Street Fighter in a cool Gamecenter
3. Get drunk in public! (and be shocked by the fact that is COOL here!)
4. Max out a Japanese Girl. (Double bonus if she is a school girl!!!)

Actually, there are not that many black Americans out here. But on the real... it's a real easy way to get a easy trip to Japan and make some quick cheese and have fun!

You lost in Tekken to those damn nips.

You will never be cool to me because of that.

At least tell me you dunk on them in basketball during everyday situations.

If you do, your coolness shall be throughly restored.

[SCOTT POPULAR]

You lost in Tekken to those damn nips.

You will never be cool to me because of that.

At least tell me you dunk on them in basketball during everyday situations.

If you do, your coolness shall be throughly restored.

LOL! Sorry about the Tekken loses but I'm tryin' yo'.

Yeah but dunking isn't fair! We don't exploit it anymore! So I play football instead... but for some reason coach won't let me run the ball? But we gone see next year! WE GONE SEE!

[SCOTT POPULAR]

You lost in Tekken to those damn nips.

You will never be cool to me because of that.

At least tell me you dunk on them in basketball during everyday situations.

If you do, your coolness shall be throughly restored.

LOL! Sorry about the Tekken loses but I'm tryin' yo'.

Yeah but dunking isn't fair! We don't exploit it anymore! So I play football instead... but for some reason coach won't let me run the ball? But we gone see next year! WE GONE SEE!

[SCOTT POPULAR]

Hey wait a minute..... cheater is only in Texas?