Am I alone in wanting to die quickly and painfully?

[CrouchingTiger]

Hear me out heh. I just had a revelation that if I am to be murdered some day, or killed by any unnatural causes, I don't want it to be quick and painless. I want it to be quick and painful.

I hate pain as much as the next guy; I'm no masochist or anything. I don't mean any ol' pain. I'm talkin' unimaginable levels of pain, which is where the intrigue lies. :cool: As long as it remains quick, 5 seconds tops.

I just figure if I'm about to be dead, I've got nothing to lose. I don't want to die in the process of doing something I've done before: watching TV, sleeping, thinking about friends and loved ones. I'd rather go out experiencing something totally new, and with a newfound knowledge of what unbelievable pain feels like. It's kinda like "going out with a bang." That typically means you go out leaving an impact on people. Well this is like leaving an impact on yourself.

This may stem from a time when I was watching animal planet and they were showing box jellyfish survivors going through "undescribable amounts of pain from head to toe" for two weeks. I told RPDrookie, "Man that sounds crazy. Aren't you curious as to what that feels like?" I wouldn't actually want to be stung, cuz I'd have to go through that week-long hell. But if I could just get a taste of what that felt like for a few seconds, I'd be down for that.

I'm I crazy? My friends tell me yes. :rofl: :sad:

[goodm0urning]

I don't care how I die, as long as my death is spectacular and hilarious.

For instance, finding myself stranded in a minefield with clown shoes on.

[Jonathan Ingram]

Pain is overrated.

[Weeks]

What if the feeling you have when you die is the feeling you're stuck with for all eternity? no thanks

[rcaido]

I dont know about you guys but i'm going to live forever...Fuck death!

[Einlanzer]

i'd like to die fighting a bear, eaten by a shark, or figthing against a pack of wolves or something. u know, something that will make a good story for my great grandchildren.

[rcaido]

What if the feeling you have when you die is the feeling you're stuck with for all eternity? no thanks

If that's the case, i want to die when i'm fucking some hot chick...That way i can have a hard on in heaven...

[VangardB]

I take the sky diving death!

[TheSix]

If that's the case, i want to die when i'm fucking some hot chick...That way i can have a hard on in heaven...

But what if you can't fuck/fap in heaven? Therefor, you end up going an eternity with pent up sexual frustration.

[LuvMyCap]

Die with honor, Seppuku style.

[bear]

I don't care how I die, as long as my death is spectacular and hilarious.

That's my exit plan as well. Well, maybe plan is the wrong word. But something like mowing my lawn and falling into a secret tiger pit would be nice.

And I always thought it would be great if at my funeral, the casket slowly lowered into the ground, then, just before anyone can spread some earth over me, it sprang back up real fast and launched my corpse into a dumpster behind a Red Lobster.

[MrQuotes]

when i die, i at least want some sort of explosion happening in the vicinity

[CrouchingTiger]

That's my exit plan as well. Well, maybe plan is the wrong word. But something like mowing my lawn and falling into a secret tiger pit would be nice.

And I always thought it would be great if at my funeral, the casket slowly lowered into the ground, then, just before anyone can spread some earth over me, it sprang back up real fast and launched my corpse into a dumpster behind a Red Lobster.

:rofl: The first paragraph of your post was great, and the second was even better! :rofl:

[skitz]

That's my exit plan as well. Well, maybe plan is the wrong word. But something like mowing my lawn and falling into a secret tiger pit would be nice.

And I always thought it would be great if at my funeral, the casket slowly lowered into the ground, then, just before anyone can spread some earth over me, it sprang back up real fast and launched my corpse into a dumpster behind a Red Lobster.

Awsome! Just fucking awsome.

[Don Mack]

That's my exit plan as well. Well, maybe plan is the wrong word. But something like mowing my lawn and falling into a secret tiger pit would be nice.

And I always thought it would be great if at my funeral, the casket slowly lowered into the ground, then, just before anyone can spread some earth over me, it sprang back up real fast and launched my corpse into a dumpster behind a Red Lobster.

That was pretty funny

[Kid Wonder]

If that's the case, i want to die when i'm fucking some hot chick...That way i can have a hard on in heaven...

But what if you can't fuck/fap in heaven? Therefor, you end up going an eternity with pent up sexual frustration.
That's true; although you wont have the equipment, you'll still end up the only one in heaven with blue balls.
That's my exit plan as well. Well, maybe plan is the wrong word. But something like mowing my lawn and falling into a secret tiger pit would be nice.

And I always thought it would be great if at my funeral, the casket slowly lowered into the ground, then, just before anyone can spread some earth over me, it sprang back up real fast and launched my corpse into a dumpster behind a Red Lobster.
aaahahahaha. bear for president.

[specs]

I'm still researching immortality, so I won't be answering this just yet.

[Will Gotti]

i'd like to die fighting a bear, eaten by a shark, or figthing against a pack of wolves or something. u know, something that will make a good story for my great grandchildren.

Funny you mention wolves. I had a dream a couple years ago where I was surrounded by a gang that shapeshifted into a pack of wolves in a forest. I was dolo, fucking throwing down dude, for who knows how long. Shenmue style. Shit was scary.

Finally one of those niggas got at cha boy trying to go one on one and do me in. He clawed me in the back and clipped me like a little bitch so the others could pounce me. Right then and there, one of my older sisters appeared from a glowing light and thank goodness she teleported me away the instant I was about to receive the killing blow. At that point I woke up.

Hear me out heh. I just had a revelation that if I am to be murdered some day, or killed by any unnatural causes, I don't want it to be quick and painless. I want it to be quick and painful.


Nah dude. I've been through enough pain on this planet, I'd rather go out painless and sleeping or here one second, gone the next like dying instantly from something. I know it won't matter once I'm dead, but I do not want to be feeling all that pain even if it is quick. 5 secs doesn't seem like shit, but it can seem like an eternity right before you're dying.

[Satomiblood]

I don't care how I die, as long as my death is spectacular and hilarious.

For instance, finding myself stranded in a minefield with clown shoes on.

Lolz

Signature!

[Blend]

As long as it remains quick, 5 seconds tops.

I just figure if I'm about to be dead, I've got nothing to lose. I don't want to die in the process of doing something I've done before: watching TV, sleeping, thinking about friends and loved ones. I'd rather go out experiencing something totally new, and with a newfound knowledge of what unbelievable pain feels like. The problem with that statement is, you won't have any time to comprehend the pain you are going through to acknowledge it as a new experience.

Basically you get nothing out off it, but five seconds of pain.

[Figcoinc]

I want to go out hero style. Fucking destroy a shit load of terrorist or something. Using only a hangun, a knife and pure un-adulterated rage to guide me. Go ahead and shoot me like 15 fucking times, I won't drop. I will use all the adrenaline I have to fucking end my rampage of hero by spear tackling Osama Bin Laden out of a 10 story window onto the concrete. My death pose.........tea-bagging his ass as we land.

[CrouchingTiger]

The problem with that statement is, you won't have any time to comprehend the pain you are going through to acknowledge it as a new experience.

Basically you get nothing out off it, but five seconds of pain.

Well as long as you knew it was coming, I think that would be enough time to comprehend what's going on. You know, like if someone told me they were about to kill me but wanted me to choose the method, I'd be ready to comprehend the pain or at least ready to TRY and comprehend the pain.

But if it's all a surprise, then you're right. If I'm sitting here typing this message and some dude runs up behind me and kills me in some painful way, then yeah I'd be in a state of shock/confusion/surprise/pain. I'd get nothing out of that.

[Fuccon]

If I'm gonna go, I'm going to want feel it.

I want to go out hero style. Fucking destroy a shit load of terrorist or something. Using only a hangun, a knife and pure un-adulterated rage to guide me. Go ahead and shoot me like 15 fucking times, I won't drop. I will use all the adrenaline I have to fucking end my rampage of hero by spear tackling Osama Bin Laden out of a 10 story window onto the concrete. My death pose.........tea-bagging his ass as we land.

It's funny looking at your sig after reading this....

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