So... is there a week after pill?

[Q45infiniti]

OK so i have a question... ill give u guys some background... had sex with my ex girl last wednesday night, 3 times, no rubber. I always pull out no problems but we never go at more than once. So she starts sayin she's feeling cramps n saying she is late on her period a few days later.. I kinda get the idea that she is prego cuz i was thinkin in my head that i felt that i came a little inside her but didnt say nothing until she said that. Anyways we meet up to talk about it and we do it again on monday night... this time thinking in my head that shes for sure prego, i just bust inside her... Anywyas... now im trippen cuz i think... what the fuck did i do... i mean what if she really wasnt pregnant from the first time now i really fuked because for sure she is now after i busted all my load in her! And im scared to take any morning after pill because i hear that only works 3 days after intercourse and what if she already is pregnat from the first time we did it and i just fuck with what is growing in her belly!! any help guys!!! im looking for shit online! man im freakin out!!:sweat::sweat::sweat:

[dereklearnslow]

You're fucked.

Either she's not pregnant, and you'll be worrying yourself stupid about it (Or she might just string you along for the ride).

Or she is pregnant, and you gonna be her baby's daddy.

So yea, you're fucked. Good job busting in her just to make sure of the deed.

[Worthless]

She's probably not pregnant but.....

subscribing to this thread to come back in 9 months time.

[Pinion]

Wow.

Sadly son there is no week after pill, in it's stead you'll have to use the trusty wire coat hanger.

[Will Gotti]

So yea, you're fucked. Good job busting in her just to make sure of the deed.

Yea seriously. After dripping, just make sure to bust a full load in her a week later to make sure all your boys get in her. Didn't use your head with the brains in it Q4.

[goodm0urning]

OK so i have a question... ill give u guys some background... had sex with my ex girl last wednesday night, 3 times, no rubber. I always pull out no problems but we never go at more than once. So she starts sayin she's feeling cramps n saying she is late on her period a few days later.. I kinda get the idea that she is prego cuz i was thinkin in my head that i felt that i came a little inside her but didnt say nothing until she said that. Anyways we meet up to talk about it and we do it again on monday night... this time thinking in my head that shes for sure prego, i just bust inside her... Anywyas... now im trippen cuz i think... what the fuck did i do... i mean what if she really wasnt pregnant from the first time now i really fuked because for sure she is now after i busted all my load in her! And im scared to take any morning after pill because i hear that only works 3 days after intercourse and what if she already is pregnat from the first time we did it and i just fuck with what is growing in her belly!! any help guys!!! im looking for shit online! man im freakin out!!:sweat::sweat::sweat:Bait?

[shoo]

its called a fist

:p:

[Xero Kaiser]

OK so i have a question... ill give u guys some background... had sex with my ex girl last wednesday night, 3 times, no rubber. I always pull out no problems but we never go at more than once. So she starts sayin she's feeling cramps n saying she is late on her period a few days later.. I kinda get the idea that she is prego cuz i was thinkin in my head that i felt that i came a little inside her but didnt say nothing until she said that. Anyways we meet up to talk about it and we do it again on monday night... this time thinking in my head that shes for sure prego, i just bust inside her... Anywyas... now im trippen cuz i think... what the fuck did i do... i mean what if she really wasnt pregnant from the first time now i really fuked because for sure she is now after i busted all my load in her! And im scared to take any morning after pill because i hear that only works 3 days after intercourse and what if she already is pregnat from the first time we did it and i just fuck with what is growing in her belly!! any help guys!!! im looking for shit online! man im freakin out!!:sweat::sweat::sweat:

I refuse to believe that you're serious

[Q45infiniti]

You're fucked.


Same thing im thinking... Only thing i found is an abortion pill but fuck that, I aint going out like that. And i know she wont either. Hopefully she didnt get pregnant from the first time n her body is just throwing her for a trip and we can still get the morning after for the time i busted in her on monday.

[Oroman]

OK so i have a question... ill give u guys some background... had sex with my ex girl last wednesday night, 3 times, no rubber. I always pull out no problems but we never go at more than once. So she starts sayin she's feeling cramps n saying she is late on her period a few days later.. I kinda get the idea that she is prego cuz i was thinkin in my head that i felt that i came a little inside her but didnt say nothing until she said that. Anyways we meet up to talk about it and we do it again on monday night... this time thinking in my head that shes for sure prego, i just bust inside her... Anywyas... now im trippen cuz i think... what the fuck did i do... i mean what if she really wasnt pregnant from the first time now i really fuked because for sure she is now after i busted all my load in her! And im scared to take any morning after pill because i hear that only works 3 days after intercourse and what if she already is pregnat from the first time we did it and i just fuck with what is growing in her belly!! any help guys!!! im looking for shit online! man im freakin out!!:sweat::sweat::sweat:

I only have one question: Why the fuck didn't you wear a rubber?!

[Debaser]

its called a fist

:p:

Better start charging that falcon punch.

[dropthesky]

Too cool for schoo- I mean condom.

[ImperialSport]

Let me get this straight. You thought:

"Oh well she's already pregnant so I'm gonna go ahead and just bust inside her"

:wow:

The closer to the date of her period, the more fertile she is.

That isn't too good for your situation:lame:

[zakky]

Wow, jeez. There's an old saying about these kind of situations "If you aren't ready for the idea of kids then you aren't ready for sex." Although that is extremely drastic I the if you added 'without a condom' to the end of it and I'd mostly agree.

Also, you are beyond stupid, this is BY DEFINITION how babies are made. It's pretty simple, if you don't want them, don't do that shit. This situation is the equivalent of getting bitten by a dog, worrying about rabies, then saying 'oh fuck it' and going to fight a foamed up badger.

[Fuccon]

You think pulling out prevents a kid? You need some sex ed.

[Q45infiniti]

I only have one question: Why the fuck didn't you wear a rubber?!

We fuked cazzillion times no rubber... back in da day when were in love and all that shit n living together I would hit it, pull out, and go to sleep. And i dont carry rubbers around cuz well im not like fucking a whole bunch of girls. I mean i am hitting this other girl but she's on birth control so i dont use rubbers anyways... unless i get the trojan extended pleasure to make sure i last a good 10 mins before i bust lol

[goodm0urning]

Bait?^^^ This guy is definitely onto something.

[zakky]

We fuked cazzillion times no rubber... back in da day when were in love and all that shit n living together I would hit it, pull out, and go to sleep. And i dont carry rubbers around cuz well im not like fucking a whole bunch of girls. I mean i am hitting this other girl but she's on birth control so i dont use rubbers anyways... unless i get the trojan extended pleasure to make sure i last a good 10 mins before i bust lol

My new year's resolution is going to be to crash a plane into you.

[ImperialSport]

My new year's resolution is going to be to crash a plane into you.

haha

Cramps could just be because her period is comin up.

Girls have late periods all the time, a lot of the time non-pregnancy related.

Nonetheless, get her tested.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

unless i get the trojan extended pleasure to make sure i last a good 10 mins before i bust lol

Oh my GOD dude.

I tried one of those my first time cause I didn't want to go out like a buster. I couldn't cum for two hours.

My cock was dead. It was like fucking with novocain and a ziplock bag on my dick. I always wondered what kind of guy needed that shit...

And now I know. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Q45infiniti]

Wow, jeez. There's an old saying about these kind of situations "If you aren't ready for the idea of kids then you aren't ready for sex." Although that is extremely drastic I the if you added 'without a condom' to the end of it and I'd mostly agree.

Also, you are beyond stupid, this is BY DEFINITION how babies are made. It's pretty simple, if you don't want them, don't do that shit. This situation is the equivalent of getting bitten by a dog, worrying about rabies, then saying 'oh fuck it' and going to fight a foamed up badger.


No im not worried of me being a father and having a kid. I mean thats life... I grow up, reproduce, and die. I mean i was already thinking about this before this situation came up. And i mean the only thing im freaking out on is that its not planned. I mean I had shit planned out for me but now I gotta come up with a whole new game plan. And the situation with the baby's momma-to-be is iffy at best. I mean she's my ex for a reason.

[Etcetera]

Not quite a pill, but there are week after suppositories. But instead of typically going in the ass, it goes in the vagina... and instead of typically being a suppository it is a wire hanger. Best of all, you still have a few months to go before these are no longer effective.

[Valaris]

We fuked cazzillion times no rubber... back in da day when were in love and all that shit n living together I would hit it, pull out, and go to sleep. And i dont carry rubbers around cuz well im not like fucking a whole bunch of girls. I mean i am hitting this other girl but she's on birth control so i dont use rubbers anyways... unless i get the trojan extended pleasure to make sure i last a good 10 mins before i bust lol

...ok...10 minutes with a rubber? Even I'M not that bad.
Unless I'm missing something here :confused:

(this thread is definately bait)

[Zulu]

We fuked cazzillion times no rubber... back in da day when were in love and all that shit n living together I would hit it, pull out, and go to sleep. And i dont carry rubbers around cuz well im not like fucking a whole bunch of girls. I mean i am hitting this other girl but she's on birth control so i dont use rubbers anyways... unless i get the trojan extended pleasure to make sure i last a good 10 mins before i bust lol

Terrible.

[Dasiatic]

let her get tested and post back in a few weeks. i cant wait to hear the results.
where's the maury reference when you need one?

and laugh at anyone thinking some one would register just to post a sex related issue. fuck you guys.

[ObsidianZ]

We fuked cazzillion times no rubber... back in da day when were in love and all that shit n living together I would hit it, pull out, and go to sleep. And i dont carry rubbers around cuz well im not like fucking a whole bunch of girls. I mean i am hitting this other girl but she's on birth control so i dont use rubbers anyways... unless i get the trojan extended pleasure to make sure i last a good 10 mins before i bust lol

Yep, def bait.

*ObZ

[Will Gotti]

We fuked cazzillion times no rubber... back in da day when were in love and all that shit n living together I would hit it, pull out, and go to sleep. And i dont carry rubbers around cuz well im not like fucking a whole bunch of girls. I mean i am hitting this other girl but she's on birth control so i dont use rubbers anyways... unless i get the trojan extended pleasure to make sure i last a good 10 mins before i bust lol

If you're serious, your selfish and stupid, for real. You're not doing anything to un-scare yourself from getting her pregnant. You're just basing a pattern of not getting her pregnant off past experiences and playing around in the danger zone then acting like you're scared afterwards. What do expect from raw dogging?

You might as well not even worry about getting scared, cause you don't deserve to be afraid for being stupid, and just keep busting full loads in her and every other hole to make sure she gets pregnant. You're not fooling anyone.

^^^ This guy is definitely onto something.

Yea probably.

[dropthesky]

This is like bad sketch comedy

[Q45infiniti]

lol fuck man u guys take shit literally u guys really think i get my penis out with a stop watch, jerk my pelvis and time how long my nuts take to bust... geez im trying to be a little comical... shit u guyz r like jahova's witness'.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

lol fuck man u guys take shit literally u guys really think i get my penis out with a stop watch, jerk my pelvis and time how long my nuts take to bust... geez im trying to be a little comical... shit u guyz r like jahova's witness'.

Yeah, cause we go knocking on your door trying to convert you to our CRASY CULT!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:



Seriously though dude, do you actually cum with those fucking novacaine condoms on?

[Dasiatic]

i hate jehova's witness. they have no life.

Yeah, cause we go knocking on your door trying to convert you to our CRASY CULT!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:



Seriously though dude, do you actually cum with those fucking novacaine condoms on?

novacaine condoms?
what?.......uh?

[dropthesky]

u guyz r

Done with this thread

[JALbert]

So... these are your only posts here on Shoryuken.com

Definitely a true story.

[Q45infiniti]

man i was just asking for some little help n u guys just point the obvious... yea it was kinda retarded move, but really... who the fuck plans out a baby. shit like do u guys brainstorm this kinda shit and draw out a battle plan.

and wtf is bait?? like im making this shit up?? for what??

[BEWD]

man i was just asking for some little help n u guys just point the obvious... yea it was kinda retarded move, but really... who the fuck plans out a baby. shit like do u guys brainstorm this kinda shit and draw out a battle plan.

and wtf is bait?? like im making this shit up?? for what??

the lulz(Which you certainly do NOT deliver.)

[Grits'N'Gravy]

i hate jehova's witness. they have no life.



novacaine condoms?
what?.......uh?

Trojan "Extended Pleasure" condoms. The idea: They numb your cock so if you're a premature ejaculator you can get a few extra pumps in. The reality: they make your penis a numb fleshy dildo. I only used one, my first time, and ended up dumping the rest of the package. This guy said he used them regularly...

[Will Gotti]

Dude you're dumb. We know you're asking for help, but what do you expect us to say to you when you think you fucked up the first time then turn right around less than a week later and make sure you make a full deposit in this girl?

Yea it was kinda retarded? No it was insanely retarded not kinda. That's your problem and that's why people are not supporting you cause you're obviously incorrigible and act like it's no big deal to keep walking through fire and not getting burned, but when you do it's HELLLLLPPPP GUYYYS HELLLP, ME SCARED!!! GTFO.

[Q45infiniti]

Ok ive been on srk for a while back.. way way back.. under Mech-Gouki. I used to get on this shit back when i was into MvC2 and SFvM. Anyways i lost the password n email to that account and never really bothered with it since i moved to utah and all these fuken mormons dont game like back in cali where i used to live. so i lost interest. Anyways i opended an account today and posted this shit here cuz i know theres always mothafukas online here posting shit... n they post quick.. as you can tell. n a lot of people here are my age so i figured maybe some of u guys went through this shit before, and could offer advice... but maybe now its just a bunch of 12-16 yrs who are bored with myspace....

Anyways my story is very sencere n genuine i put that on my momma. but whatever...

[Oroman]

Ok ive been on srk for a while back.. way way back.. under Mech-Gouki. I used to get on this shit back when i was into MvC2 and SFvM. Anyways i lost the password n email to that account and never really bothered with it since i moved to utah and all these fuken mormons dont game like back in cali where i used to live. so i lost interest. Anyways i opended an account today and posted this shit here cuz i know theres always mothafukas online here posting shit... n they post quick.. as you can tell. n a lot of people here are my age so i figured maybe some of u guys went through this shit before, and could offer advice... but maybe now its just a bunch of 12-16 yrs who are bored with myspace....

Anyways my story is very sencere n genuine i put that on my momma. but whatever...

^The fuck does this have to do with the fact that you might have gotten a girl pregnant?

[Dasiatic]

Trojan "Extended Pleasure" condoms. The idea: They numb your cock so if you're a premature ejaculator you can get a few extra pumps in. The reality: they make your penis a numb fleshy dildo. I only used one, my first time, and ended up dumping the rest of the package. This guy said he used them regularly...

that just takes away the whole beauty of it. i could never feel the walls hugging me tightly as i pump anymore. what type of man uses that shit?
we should boycott everything trojan.

damn, and here my is "free thinking mind" thinking that novacain is plastered over your dick somehow when you put it on.

[Fuccon]

Holy shit. This guy got neg bombed hard haha. Grats.

[BEWD]

Ok ive been on srk for a while back.. way way back.. under Mech-Gouki. I used to get on this shit back when i was into MvC2 and SFvM. Anyways i lost the password n email to that account and never really bothered with it since i moved to utah and all these fuken mormons dont game like back in cali where i used to live. so i lost interest. Anyways i opended an account today and posted this shit here cuz i know theres always mothafukas online here posting shit... n they post quick.. as you can tell. n a lot of people here are my age so i figured maybe some of u guys went through this shit before, and could offer advice... but maybe now its just a bunch of 12-16 yrs who are bored with myspace....

Anyways my story is very sencere n genuine i put that on my momma. but whatever...

uuuh.....what? Get Hooked on Phonics before thinking about having a kid :tdown:

[Q45infiniti]

^The fuck does this have to do with the fact that you might have gotten a girl pregnant?


cuz some fools are questioning why the fuck all my post on srk are about this shit. N basically saying that im makin this shit up for something...

[Will Gotti]

No 12-16 yr. olds wouldn't be telling you like it is. Don't kid yourself. Adults wouldn't sympathize with this idiotic behavior.

[Oroman]

cuz some fools are questioning why the fuck all my post on srk are about this shit. N basically saying that im makin this shit up for something...

Making it up for your dick size?

[Dasiatic]

Anyways my story is very sencere n genuine i put dick on my momma. but whatever...

good lord. i swear, i did'nt edit that.

[Q45infiniti]

No... its just people here are talking like their shit dont stink. Like u smoke cigarettes and then get lung cancer then you shouldnt get any medication or treatment because well you fuken smoked them, so u should die. Or people who dont buckle their safety belt and get in a car wreck and the ambulance shows up and they say... well your dumbass wasnt strapped so were not gonna airlift you to a hospital.

[TheSix]

:lol:


.......:lol:

[Infernoman]

this has to be a bait thread...either way your girl should be on the pill...and pulling out? geez that's smart.

[Dasiatic]

No... its just people here are talking like their shit dont stink. Like u smoke cigarettes and then get lung cancer then you shouldnt get any medication or treatment because well you fuken smoked them, so u should die. Or people who dont buckle their safety belt and get in a car wreck and the ambulance shows up and they say... well your dumbass wasnt strapped so were not gonna airlift you to a hospital.

hey, thats kinda funny. i should quote this.

[Oroman]

No... its just people here are talking like their shit dont stink. Like u smoke cigarettes and then get lung cancer then you shouldnt get any medication or treatment because well you fuken smoked them, so u should die. Or people who dont buckle their safety belt and get in a car wreck and the ambulance shows up and they say... well your dumbass wasnt strapped so were not gonna airlift you to a hospital.

What are you smoking? That doesn't make any sense.

[BEWD]

No... its just people here are talking like their shit dont stink. Like u smoke cigarettes and then get lung cancer then you shouldnt get any medication or treatment because well you fuken smoked them, so u should die. Or people who dont buckle their safety belt and get in a car wreck and the ambulance shows up and they say... well your dumbass wasnt strapped so were not gonna airlift you to a hospital.

This compares to fucking your girlfriend raw when you already suspect she is pregnant...how? If you're gonna use reference examples, atleast fucking tie them together somehow. You've purposely done just as stupid and irresponsible behaviors as listed in your examples, only in the above cases, it's one person who's fucked, but in this case it's two, along with the possibility of the third being a new baby.

[Will Gotti]

Yes. Even with those examples it still pertains to you. You don't practice safe sex, your bitch is gonna get pregnant then a baby comes out. What are you missing? Then you want to act like everyone is clueless except you. Everybody's shit stinks but yours stinks so much you lost your sense of smell and think it's not there so everything must be cool.

[Monte]

give her a tranquilizer and punch her in the stomach when she's asleep. Just lie to her and tell her it is a magical week after pill, she'll be none the wiser. You might have to come up with something to explain the bruises on her stomach though...

[FallingEdge]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/games/drg000/g005/g0055375d77.jpg

[Dasiatic]

wow, how did trojan end up advertising on this site all of the sudden? must be for Q45infiniti.

[Einlanzer]

better start gettin' dat paper!

ggpo.

Grind, Hustle, Double-up, Flip, Stack, getcha weight up.

[starkilled]

Dude, even if you dont wear a condom...at least use spermicide. Won't even know it's in there.

[Q45infiniti]

I think well go to plan parenthood n have them do the test... n if its neg well do the morn after pill. if it already comes positive then fuck it. I guess well just have it. The only thing ill be giving up is getting faded on the weekends. at least ill have a few weeks of hitting it w/no worries.

thanx 4 the info guys.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Another prime example of minorities in their finest hour. Because we all know pulling out is 100% safe. Good going son, you make us all proud.

[rcaido]

Having sex raw is the only way to go...Anyway, if your girl is pregnant then better hit that as much as you can for the next few months...

Keep us updated

[Oroman]

The only thing ill be giving up is getting faded on the weekends.



I don't know what's worse, the fact that your this dumb or the fact that you might be a father....

[EvilSamurai]

How about you protect the gene pool by doing this:

1. make her get an abortion.
2. get a vasectomy, castrate yourself, or commit suicide

[Azrael]

Allright, this guy's stupid, but let's not all knock the good 'ol withdrawl method.

It works very well for some of us.

[Dangerous J]

Allright, this guy's stupid, but let's not all knock the good 'ol withdrawl method.

It works very well for some of us.

While you may be a master of that jutsu , Az, I wouldnt advocate it much , lest we end up w/ more stories like the OPs.

In general, People dont have the skill/presence of mind to do that successfully each time.

[Dyce]

I'm scared to not use a rubber.

Anyways.......wtf. Pics?

[rcaido]

Using a rubber is like eating turkey without gravy....Just does not feel good...Yeah i did the pull out method for years never got my wife pregnant...Its not that hard, if you think your going to bust a nut you pull out, dont take any chances...

[TheSix]

Full proof 100% method - Take the broads soul.

I do this for a small nominal fee.

[BBQ]

I'm scared to not use a rubber.

Word the fuck up. I had a pregnent scare early this year and it fucked me up to where I was scared of women like I was a teenager again but this was a different scare as I didn't want to risk being a father even if I did use a condom. It fucked up my entire game that I had developed and it wasn't until a couple months ago that I felt confident enough to get back into it. This time I swore to myself I will always use a rubber unless the bitch is on the pill and I know for certain.

[Robust]

should have came in her ass

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[Sonichuman]

*gets on stage and walks behind the podium, a spotlight cuts on to add to the mood*

AAAAHEEEEEMMMMM................................... ......stairs....*leaves the stage*

[SF_PHOCUS]

Word the fuck up. I had a pregnent scare early this year and it fucked me up to where I was scared of women like I was a teenager again but this was a different scare as I didn't want to risk being a father even if I did use a condom. It fucked up my entire game that I had developed and it wasn't until a couple months ago that I felt confident enough to get back into it. This time I swore to myself I will always use a rubber unless the bitch is on the pill and I know for certain.

everyones had the preggo scare.... Thats why i never go in raw unless Shes on B.C So i can avoid makin a thread on srk called..... ::looks for the name of this one:: So...is there a week after pill? lolol:nunchuck:

[Dasiatic]

everyones had the preggo scare.... Thats why i never go in raw unless Shes on B.C So i can avoid makin a thread on srk called..... ::looks for the name of this one:: So...is there a week after pill? lolol:nunchuck:

and here i go thinking that you have died.

[Z!M]

If shes not preggo then do the smart thing and have her get the pill. Trust me on this, 50 bucks a month is far cheaper then the amount you will pay over an 18 year period.

[D'Nyc3]

www.mauryshow.com

[Silks]

Not quite a pill, but there are week after suppositories. But instead of typically going in the ass, it goes in the vagina... and instead of typically being a suppository it is a wire hanger. Best of all, you still have a few months to go before these are no longer effective.

haha beat me to it

[Dasiatic]

www.mauryshow.com

there we go. thats what i was waiting for.
leave it to lupe fiasco to catch on.

[MuayThai_Nemesis]

Same exact thing happened to me 'cept i wouldn't exploit my problem to the whole world as bait to get shitted on with negative responses.

but fortunately, i had a happy ending, resulting in me doing the 'soulja boy tellem' dance. hahaha.:pleased:

she took the morning after pill. she got cool points for that one.
in your case though, youre a dumbass. never play it cool when it comes to unprotected sex. always expect the worse until everything is for sure on a positive outlook.

[thurst]

for once i think i'll have to advocate the stairs...for you though.

[Spectre7]

A little life lesson on pulling out / coitus interruptus etc.

If you pull out before you... um... explode (lol) then chances are you're safe. I read somewhere (wiki I think) that some small studies have shown no traces of semen in the fluid that comes out before you pull out.

BUT

If you have sex like 3 times in a row? Yeah dude unless you took a piss in between those sessions then semen's going in.

[/Bill Nye]

[Hatred Edge]

If she's pregant, no SF4 for you son. BWAHAHHAHAHA!
I can't believe this shit. It's like you where born naturally a dumbass or something. And do tell her that you busted inside of her too. And take pics. I imagine something along the lines of SRK seeing a young bastard taste the stairs. :tdown:

(Damn! These Nov 07 members get neg bombed quick! What is he? The 10th one?)

[Ho0v-Man]

I'm actually in a similar situation. Only difference is that I'm not stupid.

We were gonna just pull out b/c she's on BC but has been taking an antibiotic and that messes w/ BC effectiveness. The problem is that she got on top and it started fast approaching. I couldn't speak, but was hitting her trying to get her off and she just thought I was tryin' to get rough with it.:wtf: So, now I'm waiting.

Should be okay though b/c we mapped it out and it wasn't a very fertile week and the BC should still have some effectiveness.

But if the difference between the quality of posts of mine and the thread starter is any indication, if we do both end up with kids, one day my kid is going to be flaming his kid on SRK for being a dumbass. His kid will probably try to flame back, but most likely just end up smashing his retarded forehead into the keyboard out of frustration that the letters aren't in alphabetical order.

[nameingway]

just hit her in the baby, that'll take care of things.

edit: scared not to use a rubber for fear of getting a bitch preggo? fuck that, i'm trying not to get AIDS.

[Digitalbooty]

rsigley?

[Valaris]

rsigley?

Don't insult Rsigley by lowering him to this level.

[Son Them All]

No im not worried of me being a father and having a kid. I mean thats life... I grow up, reproduce, and die. I mean i was already thinking about this before this situation came up. And i mean the only thing im freaking out on is that its not planned. I mean I had shit planned out for me but now I gotta come up with a whole new game plan. And the situation with the baby's momma-to-be is iffy at best. I mean she's my ex for a reason.

That's why you don't bust a nut in a bitch you don't want to have kids with. Period. ESPECIALLY an ex. It may seem koshure in some situations just because you're familiar with her and shit, but trust me I fucked my ex drunk one night without a condom...I cried tears of joy in the morning when I remembered I was too wasted to actually get off, because I know I would have busted inside her. FUCK THAT.

Like you said, she's your EX for a reason.

PS: What the fuck at bustin in her when you thought she COULD be pregnant?? You dumb fuck...

[GRITZ]

Damn, I am in utter shock, SRK. Not ONE "stairs" post on the first page of this thread.
You guys are getting soft in your old age.
But seriously, if your way of thinking is "I will pull out and I'll be ok" and " she might be pregnant and even though I'm not sure I want that, I'm going to bust inside to seal the deal" then hopefully this will scare you into thinking reasonably. Having a kid is not a "good lesson for you" because that will just make you resent the kid. Hopefully she isn't pregnant but.... come on. How do you know this chick isn't sleeping with other guys without a rubber and doesn't have some STD or how do you know the other chick you're hitting doesn't have one either and you just passed that shit on like a chain letter.

[Digitalbooty]

Don't insult Rsigley by lowering him to this level.

LOL, I dunno. I think this was a great bait. It made me lol for real at work and it really reminds me of his style.

[goodm0urning]

Folks... unless you do it absolute perfectly every time, pull 'n' pray has a 15-28% rate of failure. Let's look at that word again: Failure. Kind of like this thread.

[Alzarath]

If this is bait, it isn't funny.

If this is real, you're a fucking idiot.

[Dasiatic]

If this is bait, it isn't funny.

If this is real, you're a fucking idiot.

he should've created an account with the female he did it with. or post pics of his baby or something.
what the fuck am i talking about?
lets get outta here, Alzarath. niggas are stoopit.

[Biggzy]

Scarred...Scarred..Hy..Hy..Hydraulics girl.

And Prego' my Eggo bitch, you're fucked.

[Figcoinc]

This is such a bait thread.

If not.......then.....your a idiot.

Enjoy being a daddy.

[Biggzy]

This is such a bait thread.

If not.......then.....your a idiot.

Enjoy being a daddy.

Yeah its definitely a bait thread. Join date: Nov 2007 :rofl:

[Dasiatic]

are you sure she's preganant? i mean...

Why you home alone, why she out with me?
Room 112, hotel balcony
How she say Jay you can call the house for me?
There's no respect at all
You betta check her dawg
She keep beggin' me to hit it raw
So she can have my kids and say it was yours
How foul is she? And you wifed her
Shit, I put the rubber on tighter
Sent her home, when she entered home
You hugged her up
What the fuck is up?
She got you whipped, got your kids
Got your home, but that's not your bitch
You share that girl, don't let 'em hear daddy Earl
It'll make 'em sick that his favorite chick
Ain't saving it, unfaithful bitch

[Chipp Zanuff v5]

Joke thread or no joke thread, sarcasm or not sarcasm, And pregnant or not pregnant,

You sir are a complete and utter dumbass

Have a nice day

[Biggzy]

are you sure she's preganant? i mean...

Why you home alone, why she out with me?
Room 112, hotel balcony
How she say Jay you can call the house for me?
There's no respect at all
You betta check her dawg
She keep beggin' me to hit it raw
So she can have my kids and say it was yours
How foul is she? And you wifed her
Shit, I put the rubber on tighter
Sent her home, when she entered home
You hugged her up
What the fuck is up?
She got you whipped, got your kids
Got your home, but that's not your bitch
You share that girl, don't let 'em hear daddy Earl
It'll make 'em sick that his favorite chick
Ain't saving it, unfaithful bitch

:confused: uhh...what? lol

[Lantis]

No week-after pill.....

But you can always choose the week-after bullet-through-the-brain. :wink:

[ChunLi]

There's an abortion pill but it is only legal in certain countries. The RU whatever the number is. My friend had to fly his chic to France back in 94 because she was so late in her pregnancy, no place would give it to her except France.

If anything, try to get an early pregnancy detection kit and if you catch her pregnancy, so early, she can get an abortion with just a vaginal inserted pill instead of getting the vacuum. YES fellas.. VACUUM.

[Dasiatic]

:confused: uhh...what? lol

the song. cmon, man. oh my god, screw this.
the verse was perfect for this thread. read it, dammit.

There's an abortion pill but it is only legal in certain countries. The RU whatever the number is. My friend had to fly his chic to France back in 94 because she was so late in her pregnancy, no place would give it to her except France.

If anything, try to get an early pregnancy detection kit and if you catch her pregnancy, so early, she can get an abortion with just a vaginal inserted pill instead of getting the vacuum. YES fellas.. VACUUM.

thats what i said. well, atleast the pregnancy test part.

[ChunLi]

BTW... pregnancy tests given at planned parenthood are the same you buy in the store. just in case yall wanna save some money

[Dasiatic]

oh and just so everyone knows, i laughed hard. biggzy has made my day.

[Gouki7]

wow, how did trojan end up advertising on this site all of the sudden? must be for Q45infiniti.

Lmao at pregnancy calculator ad. :rofl:

[Biggzy]

oh and just so everyone knows, i laughed hard. biggzy has made my day.

Hell yeah :party:

[General Deamond]

man i was just asking for some little help n u guys just point the obvious... yea it was kinda retarded move, but really... who the fuck plans out a baby. shit like do u guys brainstorm this kinda shit and draw out a battle plan.


Smart people "plan out a baby".

As for the pull-out method, remember that it only takes one of your swimmers and an egg to create a new life. Having a kid is serious business, be smart about your sex practices.

[thurst]

There's an abortion pill but it is only legal in certain countries. The RU whatever the number is. My friend had to fly his chic to France back in 94 because she was so late in her pregnancy, no place would give it to her except France.

If anything, try to get an early pregnancy detection kit and if you catch her pregnancy, so early, she can get an abortion with just a vaginal inserted pill instead of getting the vacuum. YES fellas.. VACUUM.

talking about RU 486....but it's pretty much just a massive (comparatively) of the morning after pill, granted if your chick took a massive dose of the morning after she'd prob bleed to death since you're not a doctor but clearly logic isn't something you 2 care about, so GO FOR IT!

[Adam Warlock]

Just kill her. She won't be missed. it sounds harsh but it's true. think about it. She's obviously ugly, with something terribly wrong with her. So ugly in fact that her only option for sex is a dude who ejaculates while putting the condom on. No one misses ugly people.

There's an abortion pill but it is only legal in certain countries. The RU whatever the number is. My friend had to fly his chic to France back in 94 because she was so late in her pregnancy, no place would give it to her except France.


This is by FAR the craziest thing in this thread. Fly to France to avoid having a kid? Fucking FRANCE? It's bad enough that France is officially the asshole of civilized Europe, but that's not the worst. it would have been astronomically cheaper to have the kid and put it up for adoption. if I shell out the loot to send a chick to Europ because she's pregnant, that ticket is going to be one way.

[AcEtUrNeDjOkEr]

In your world, 1 + 1 = 3; cause your logic is fuckin' screwed!

[Hawk]

I know a week-after solution for you that'll work, guaranteed. I beleive it's called "Murder-suicide".

Unless this is a bait thread. Then we can shorten it to just "Suicide".

[final_cut]

Better start charging that falcon punch.

dammit, I never respond fast enough. Was my immediate response.

But seriously dude, what a headache. Talk to a doctor. And your ex-girlfriend. Also, try to convince her that you are absolutely batshit insane, and that you have become a crackhead. The less incentives to trap you, the better! :china:

[aiy1tm]

Also, you are beyond stupid, this is BY DEFINITION how babies are made. It's pretty simple, if you don't want them, don't do that shit. This situation is the equivalent of getting bitten by a dog, worrying about rabies, then saying 'oh fuck it' and going to fight a foamed up badger.

I think I have to sig this.

Anyway, just hope for the best. Think of all the couples that can't get pregnant no matter how hard they try...?

[Son Them All]

Smart people "plan out a baby".

As for the pull-out method, remember that it only takes one of your swimmers and an egg to create a new life. Having a kid is serious business, be smart about your sex practices.

Actually, despite people saying that quite a big, it takes juuust a couple more than one. Actually a couple hundred are needed to weaken the shell of the egg before that special one can creep it's way in. That's why the chance of concieving with pre cum is pretty damn low, but the chance is still THERE.

[Adam Warlock]

Actually, despite people saying that quite a big, it takes juuust a couple more than one. Actually a couple hundred are needed to weaken the shell of the egg before that special one can creep it's way in. That's why the chance of concieving with pre cum is pretty damn low, but the chance is still THERE.

Damn. The fact that after you just beat up the vagina, sperm is in ther GANGRAPING an egg is pretty fucked up.

[Dasiatic]

There's an abortion pill but it is only legal in certain countries. The RU whatever the number is. My friend had to fly his chic to France back in 94 because she was so late in her pregnancy, no place would give it to her except France.


too bad they never had an ebay back in '94. did they? RU's for auction.

No one misses ugly people.
lie. everyone misses dead rappers. even those who dont listen to rap.

[King9999]

I don't care if this thread is bait or not...it's entertainment, as far as I'm concerned. SRK delivers yet again. :clap:

[Dasiatic]

dude, im fucking serious. how is she your chick? are you sure? she preganant too?
look, i dont know how to say this but, ill let Jay say it to you again:


Why you home alone, why she out with me?
Room 112, hotel balcony
How she say Jay you can call the house for me?
There's no respect at all
You betta check her dawg
She keep beggin' me to hit it raw
So she can have my kids and say it was yours
How foul is she? And you wifed her
Shit, I put the rubber on tighter
Sent her home, when she entered home
You hugged her up
What the fuck is up?
She got you whipped, got your kids
Got your home, but that's not your bitch
You share that girl, don't let 'em hear daddy Earl
It'll make 'em sick that his favorite chick
Ain't saving it, unfaithful bitch

[Azrael]

While you may be a master of that jutsu , Az, I wouldnt advocate it much , lest we end up w/ more stories like the OPs.

In general, People dont have the skill/presence of mind to do that successfully each time.
:rofl: I never thought of it that way.

I should change my user text to say "Hokage of Pull-Out No Jutsu".

[Adam Warlock]

:rofl: I never thought of it that way.

I should change my user text to say "Hokage of Pull-Out No Jutsu".

Honestly I suggest you go get checked. if you're that successful everytime them boys not might be swimming properly. [/hate hate hate]

[Azrael]

Already did, actually. We both did. It was her idea - she too had her doubts.

We're both healthy and fertile.

[Pryde]

*sigh* guy comes in here to ask for advice and i see like 80% of these post are nothing but making fun of him. well at least he got some advice.

good job srk on scaring another new comer, you make my job easier. <3