Man accused of flashing uses the old "My manhood is too small" defense.

[Figcoinc]

I got nothing.....

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::looney:


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Flasher's 'inadequacy' plea fails
A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small.

Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.

But the jury at Teesside Crown Court convicted the father-of-two, of Stockton, Teesside of seven counts of outraging public decency.

The jury was then told he was earlier found guilty of five sexual assaults.

'Smaller than average'

Carney, of Fleetham Grove, will be sentenced for the flashing and sex assaults next year.

During the three-day trial the defendant told the court: "It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that.

"My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."

He showed the jury photographs taken by his wife to prove his claims.

Jail 'likely'

But the jury convicted him of flashing in front of six different women over a number of years.

The court heard that on most occasions, he exposed himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his home.

But he was also spotted naked on the driveway of his home.

The court also heard he had already been convicted of sexually assaulting five females in his local area while out jogging.

Judge Brian Forster told Carney he was likely to receive a jail sentence, before granting the quality inspector for a plastics firm bail.

[maxx]

wait?! he showed pics to the jury hahaha

[Alzarath]

bwahahahaha

I love people =)

[white shadow]

It was a small offense.

[Dasiatic]

i have to laugh when people get convicted for being naked in public.
actually, i have never seen this before. why even throw that shit in with the sex assault in his sentence?
i cant imagine anyone doing time because they show themselves off.
which state was this?

[Chipp Zanuff v5]

man talk about shit you find in the news lol

[Dasiatic]

It was a small offense.

lol. sure was.

[BeaTs*]

actually flashers usually have small tools. they flash to scare women (or men) and make themself feel adequete (sp.)

when people react the way they do when they are flashed, it makes the flasher feel significant about themselves and their tool

I forgot where I read this though

[Adam Warlock]

actually flashers usually have small tools. they flash to scare women (or men) and make themself feel adequete (sp.)

when people react the way they do when they are flashed, it makes the flasher feel significant about themselves and their tool

I forgot where I read this though

Yesterday in your livejournal.

[FallingEdge]

Yesterday in your livejournal.

:rofl: :rofl:

[TACOMA_VAN_DOOM]

legit

[Figcoinc]

Yesterday in your livejournal.

Nice.....

:rofl::rofl:

[Gouki7]

I don't know why, but this reminds me of the Chinpokomon episode of South Park lol.

[Septimus Prime]

I got dick pics, you got acquittal?

[Figcoinc]

I got dick pics, you got acquittal?

Watch out... {Jase} might take you up on that. :clown:

[Alzarath]

Yesterday in your livejournal.

Ouch :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[R | C]

It's no big deal.

[thurst]

The court also heard he had already been convicted of sexually assaulting five females in his local area while out jogging.

i'm not sure if this is the result of poor writing or not, but if you run out of your house and go sexual assault some women is it still considered "jogging"? like when does "jogging" turn into "fleeing".

yo sep, help me out with this one you're all grammeratical and...stuff.

[Colt Steele]

I guess the old "pics or it didn't happen" shtick won't apply here.

[Dasiatic]

I guess the old "pics or it didn't happen" shtick won't apply here.

it should'nt.........why would you even ask? is there something you're not telling me?

[Septimus Prime]

i'm not sure if this is the result of poor writing or not, but if you run out of your house and go sexual assault some women is it still considered "jogging"? like when does "jogging" turn into "fleeing".

yo sep, help me out with this one you're all grammeratical and...stuff.
To me, that line implies that he went out for a jog and just sexually assaulted women on the side. So it is grammatically correct, I guess.

What gets me, however, is the thread title. The "old 'My manhood is too small' defense"? I guess it has some precedence and has been used before.

[AKUMA2000]

That's the most funniest and craziest shit i've ever read.......:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[tajiri]

if the glove don't fit...

[BeaTs*]

Yesterday in your livejournal.i left my defenses open :lol:

[Figcoinc]

To me, that line implies that he went out for a jog and just sexually assaulted women on the side. So it is grammatically correct, I guess.

What gets me, however, is the thread title. The "old 'My manhood is too small' defense"? I guess it has some precedence and has been used before.

It was meant for sarcasm. Though I guess it didn't come through correctly. :crybaby:

[Septimus Prime]

It did, but I was doing a literal read of it.

[MechZZ]

Even if he wins the case he loses.

It'll be the first time that a US court has ruled a penis to be too small for lewd activity.

[Adam Warlock]

He should have just claimed it was a clit and gotten a slap on the wrist like every other female criminal.

[orochizoolander]

Objects in pics are smaller then they appear.


Pics of wife?

[Autocrat1]

wait?! he showed pics to the jury hahaha
"That's what you call winnin'? A nigga's nuts in yo face?"

[bear]

Maybe this was all an elaborate ruse to show a jury pictures of his junk. Another level of flashing.

actually flashers usually have small tools. they flash to scare women (or men) and make themselves feel adequate

That's nice of them. So when folks get flashed, they can pat their crotches and whisper "He ain't got shit on you, buddy."

And it'd be kind of funny to one up a flasher. Like when one walks over and open his trench coat, you shake your head, say "That's some bullshit, dude. Check this out," then stand and drop trousers and watch him leave all shame-dogged. Then everyone in the restaurant will cheer for you, your meal will be free, and a mayor in a handlebar mustache will give you a key to the city.

[GeoG2]

That story inspired me.

[Colt Steele]

it should'nt.........why would you even ask? is there something you're not telling me?
My bologna has a first name....

[Kyokuji]

That's hilarious. He tried to defend flashing by flashing the jury?

[Figcoinc]

My bologna has a first name....

Why did I laugh at that? :lol:

[Dai_]

He should have just claimed it was a clit and gotten a slap on the wrist like every other female criminal.

He should just claimed "I did it for the lulz" and BAM!! charges dropped. No question at all.

[quiche]

:rofl: "Let me prove to you that I'd never show my penis to anyone by showing you my penis."

Brilliant!

...seriously.

[Demon Dash]

Yesterday in your livejournal.
Win... :rofl:

[white shadow]

:rofl: "Let me prove to you that I'd never show my penis to anyone by showing you my penis."

Brilliant!

...seriously.
<Chappelle/> "Please Believe Me PLLLEEEASSSSEEE BELIEEEEVE ME!!!"</Chappelle>

[Ryo Yamazaki]

Now his fellow inmates can pretend he's a woman with a huge clit so they won't feel quite so gay when they smash his backdoor in.

[DropOff]

... Shouldn't there be something that protects Jurors from seeing dick pics without wanting to see them?

"No I'm innocent, check these out!"
"Dude what the fuck, you basically just did what you've been arrested for to us. Guilty! Next!"