So, guess who is a lesbo

[Lantis]

Wait for it...


























JODIE FOSTER!

CHA CHING!

http://lycos.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=39339

So...threesome?

[E_VAYD]

Damn. John Hinckley definitely doesn't have a shot now




(see what I did there?)

[Team Cable]

There are better lesbians such as Portia, Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez.

[Autocrat1]

THELMA FROM GOOD TIMES?!?! :amazed:

*reads first post*

Oh. Cripes.


*walks away*

[Shinto]

Maybe 30 yrs ago....

[Zulu]

I can smell her cunt.

[maxx]

im not surprised but kinda late to be comin out.

[Valaris]

I can smell her cunt.

*SNIFF*

I for one...cannot.

[jae hoon]

To the shock and surprise of no one

[DaDesiCanadian]

Maybe 30 yrs ago....

Says it all.

[Zulu]

*SNIFF*

I for one...cannot.

And no man ever will.

[Lantis]

There are better lesbians such as Portia, Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez.

I would bone Kristanna Loken back into the straight and narrow.

But Michelle Rodriguez? Naaaaaah. Fuck that ugly ass-bitch. :wasted:

[maxx]

To the shock and surprise of no one

:rofl: yup

[Zulu]

I would bone Kristanna Loken back into the straight and narrow.

But Michelle Rodriguez? Naaaaaah. Fuck that ugly ass-bitch. :wasted:

She'd probably beat the shit out of you. She scares me. :confused:

[Lantis]

She'd probably beat the shit out of you. She scares me. :confused:

Only when drunk, apparently. :looney:

Back to Miss Foster, I think she got fucked up when she played that 12-year old hooker in Taxi Driver. :sweat:

[Geese Pants]

Really...........

[pherai]

But Michelle Rodriguez? Naaaaaah. Fuck that ugly ass-bitch. :wasted:

QFT. I can't grasp how anyone is attracted to her. Her being a lesbian makes perfect sense to me. Fuckin ugly ho.

[Biolink]

There are better lesbians such as Portia, Kristanna Loken and Micheal Rodriguez.

Fixed for ya

[Draeger]

Damn. John Hinckley definitely doesn't have a shot now




(see what I did there?)

If I had Premium I would rep you.

+1 cool points anyhow

[Lantis]

This thread needs more perverted Million antics....

[Ferdinandz]

What the fuck?

I was just telling my cousin how I've always wanted to marry Jodie Foster :sad:

[4Play]

QFT. I can't grasp how anyone is attracted to her. Her being a lesbian makes perfect sense to me. Fuckin ugly ho.

Seriously, she's an ugly ass bitch who always has the same scowl in every part she play. Loved it when she got killed off LOST.

[white shadow]

I knew the blueprints for that machine in Contact was supposed to be on a much smaller scale, I just knew it!

[dereklearnslow]

First off Michelle Rodriguez is bi.

And secondly, I think she's fucking hot, then again I have been known to have strange tastes in women.

Fuck it.

[Calibur]

And thousands of people around the world simutaneously say......No Shit.:rolleyes:

People have known she was a lezi since she got pregnant and refused to release the name of the father. That might have been 10 years ago.

Once an actress admits she is a lesbian she is essentially typecast and different roles are rarely offered to her. That being the case I bet Jodie only came forward because at this point in her life she has done all the different roles she wants and she is ready to retire, or finish her career playing dyke stereotypes. Ala her last movie.

[Debaser]

^Truth. Once you've made a movie no doubt inspired by shit you saw on Lifetime, you're officially on the carpet muncher list.

[Shade]

Michelle Rodriguez.

I'd hit it. Twice. But then again, I'd fuck Fergie-ferg, too.

[OmNiExiZt]

I thought this thread was going to be about Queen Latifah getting engaged to her trainer or the Eve and Alicia keys couple. Oh well, what you gonna do.

*ONEZ*

[SNAAAAKE]

First off Michelle Rodriguez is bi.

And secondly, I think she's fucking hot, then again I have been known to have strange tastes in women.

Fuck it.

I think she is attractive..wouldnt kick her out the bed..whats with the random-ass hate...:confused:

[dereklearnslow]

That's what was confusing me, all the guys here saying she's fugly. Like if they even had the option of hitting her, they would turn it down, ha.

[white shadow]

That's what was confusing me, all the guys here saying she's fugly. Like if they even had the option of hitting her, they would turn it down, ha.

I don't think it's really 100% her looks but her grimey demeanor and the excessive masculinity she constantly portrays, both in the movies and real life.

Maybe if she'd stop mean-mugging in every other photo she might look more appealing.

[dereklearnslow]

Ha, that's what I find hot about her.

She could fuck me, then take my lunch money.

[SNAAAAKE]

^ same deal here. I bet she takes control in bed..tie me up please..I wanna be all helpless and stuff :lovin: lulz

[EveryFlowerFlow]

Maybe if she'd stop mean-mugging in every other photo she might look more appealing.



U gon' eat dat counbreaad?

[Shade]

U gon' eat dat counbreaad?

That's understandable. Everyone's mugshots look like shit. Cept' Bill Gates' photo. Shit was picture perfect.

[Cody Travers]

Wait for it...

JODIE FOSTER!



Knew that a long time ago.

[pherai]

whats with the random-ass hate...:confused:

Well, um, we aren't attracted to her. In every fucking movie she is the most irritating character in the world, and is incapable of not looking up for even the shortest period of time.

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/2007/oct/michele-rodriguez.jpg

[SNAAAAKE]

she is PAID to be like that..I am sure she isnt too bad in person. tough crowd on srk...

who wouldnt hit this http://www.djbenzi.com/updrizz/060906/michelle_rod1.jpg

[Dai_]

My heart ....................... is broken ........:sad: you can take me now 2007, nothing cares me anymore.........

[pherai]

she is PAID to be like that..I am sure she isnt too bad in person. tough crowd on srk...

who wouldnt hit this http://www.djbenzi.com/updrizz/060906/michelle_rod1.jpg

I'll tell ya what bud. If you and me are ever chillin' and she offers to fuck only one of us, she's all yours.

[SNAAAAKE]

YAY !! :wgrin:

[ElderGOD]

What's up with the whole lezbo thing this century...

...someone needs to smack some sense into these bitches and set them straight.

[Lantis]

who wouldnt hit this http://www.djbenzi.com/updrizz/060906/michelle_rod1.jpg

I would hit it...

With a Louisville Slugger. :wasted:

[dereklearnslow]

All pics of her are hot, even the drugged out ones, fucking hot I tell you.

For once, Snaake is the only one making sense. How did this happen?

[Lobelia Prime]

You know what's actually news?
Queen Latifah coming out. I honestly didn't expect her to be a lesbian, but apparently, she's been one for fucking YEARS, she just didn't admit it.

[DaDesiCanadian]

You know what's actually news?
Queen Latifah coming out. I honestly didn't expect her to be a lesbian, but apparently, she's been one for fucking YEARS, she just didn't admit it.

Ok yeah, you need to post normally, that is REALLY annoying.

[Shade]

For once, Snaake is the only one making sense. How did this happen?

You didn't just read me saying I'd fuck her raw, and eat her cooch? Wait, I didn't say that...

[Silentness!]

I thought this thread was going to be about Queen Latifah getting engaged to her trainer or the Eve and Alicia keys couple. Oh well, what you gonna do.

*ONEZ*

Alicia has been looking rough lately :wasted: I've been noticing that from Day 1.
___

Queen Latifah haha NO SURPRISE there. I mean really she's a "strong sista" you know how that usually ends up.

Strong sista to me = I can't get any dick so I'm going gay.

[MuayThai_Nemesis]

Queen Latifah looks like a giant twinkie. Hah.



Jodie Foster....damn. and just the other day, i watched taxi driver where she was caught up blowing off a pimp right before Robert De Niro made the most historic boss move ever.

[Autocrat1]

LEAVE QUEEN LATIFAH ALONE!!!! :crybaby:

SHE CONVINCINGLY PLAYED TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE ON THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR UNLIKE THE TWO VIVIANS AND NIA LONG DAMMIT!!!!! :crybaby:

[Kusanagi02]

Alicia has been looking rough lately :wasted: I've been noticing that from Day 1.
___

Queen Latifah haha NO SURPRISE there. I mean really she's a "strong sista" you know how that usually ends up.

Strong sista to me = I can't get any dick so I'm going gay.

You know what...FUCK IT ALL!!!!... i'd do Queen Latifah.
There I said it.

[Richter85]

Jodie Foster Is a nice piece of meat. I'd hit that.

[Nairdas]

Kristanna Loken would get it, but how tall is she?? I was watching her on the L word.... (yeah motherfucker I said the L word) and she just dwarfed the chick she was with.

[RockBogart]

You know what's actually news?
Queen Latifah coming out. I honestly didn't expect her to be a lesbian, but apparently, she's been one for fucking YEARS, she just didn't admit it.

You are seriously the only who didn't know.


And yes I would hit.

[Ryo Yamazaki]

I demand panic room to be remade with lesbian overtones (lover+lover instead of mother+daughter obviously). The emergency box just happens to contain a strapon...

[DS]

You know what's actually news? Queen Latifah coming out. I honestly didn't expect her to be a lesbian, but apparently, she's been one for fucking YEARS, she just didn't admit it.

How the fuck did you not know this? That shit was made obvious since her career started as a rapper. She was oozing lesbian-ism.

[Geese Pants]

Michelle Rodriguez would get the coal sausage....................slap!

[jae hoon]

I would donkey punch Michelle Rodriquez, twice.

[Soundbwoy]

I'd destroy Michelle Rodriquez

[hold dat]

i'd give Michelle Rodriguez some...surprised to hear soem guys wouldn't. then again, to each his own. she'd get it Fast and Furious from me


Jodie Foster being a lesbo is something we always knew without really knowing. only time i ever found her attractive was in "Inside Man"

she a great actress though, interesting to see what this does for her career

She'll be sitting on a chair across from Ellen soon lol

[hold dat]

queen latifah BEFORE the breast reduction...i'd give her some

but U.N.I.T.Y would have to be playing on my stereo

Latifah: Who you callin a bitch?????

Me: (slaps her hard 2X on her ass) You!.....bitch!!

[maxx]

How the fuck did you not know this? That shit was made obvious since her career started as a rapper. She was oozing lesbian-ism.

truth.

didnt she even play a lesbian bank robber?

i always thought she was a big lez..but i just didnt care.

[DS]

truth.

didnt she even play a lesbian bank robber?

i always thought she was a big lez..but i just didnt care.

Plus, her starring in Living Single? Hrmmmm.....very suspect. She NEVER got the dude. She was just playing the role of Hoover and cleaning up those carpets after niggas were done with the other bitches.

queen latifah BEFORE the breast reduction...i'd give her some

but U.N.I.T.Y would have to be playing on my stereo

Latifah: Who you callin a bitch?????

Me: (slaps her hard 2X on her ass) You!.....bitch!!

This is a very disgusting scenario. I'm so glad I'm not eating anything at the moment.

[rcaido]

I demand panic room to be remade with lesbian overtones (lover+lover instead of mother+daughter obviously). The emergency box just happens to contain a strapon...

Yeah also Anna & the Queen would be nice. Foster w/ asian chick = hawt

[white shadow]

queen latifah BEFORE the breast reduction...i'd give her some


Yeah when I saw her in Chicago MMM...MMM! But then she got that *sobs* reduction and it just went downhill from there.

[Geese Pants]

I consider titty reduction a tragedy........................RIP Soleil Moon Fyre's tittays. :sad:

[R | C]

Hannibal Lecter would be disappointed.

Or turned on even more.

I don't know, use your imagination.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Has Alicia Keys come out of the dyke closet as well?

[Autocrat1]

Has Alicia Keys come out of the dyke closet as well?
When she was on Tyra, I was too busy strumming my instrument to notice. :wonder:

[defcon]

Has Alicia Keys come out of the dyke closet as well?

STATE YOUR EVIDENCE, SIR :annoy:

[i C o N]

Whoz a gayz?

[axeman61]

You know what's actually news?
Queen Latifah coming out. I honestly didn't expect her to be a lesbian, but apparently, she's been one for fucking YEARS, she just didn't admit it.

Uncenter the text if there's no reason for centering.

But yeah. I did let out a slight WTF at Latifah being a lesbian. Slight.

[Shade]

STATE YOUR EVIDENCE, SIR :annoy:

Never heard it before, myself. I think something of this caliber would have been posted on SRK.

ITT High School lies. Also, Ciara's a man, and Kel Mitchel is dead.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Well, where the hell is Alicia Keys manfriend? How is it possible that we don't know who this lucky bastard is?

[MuayThai_Nemesis]

Michelle Rodriguez would get the coal sausage....................slap!

LOL...nah she's not worthy of it.

what she IS worthy of is THE FINISHER:

Make sure shes on her knees

Nut in your hand.

Then smack the shit outta her.

[Nairdas]

There's a lot of rumors going around about alicia, but I for one do not think she is gay. I haven't got enough evidence for that and she doesn't give off that gay vibe to me.

If she is, the bitch she hooks up with better be fine to so I can have nice fantasies.

[white shadow]

Well, where the hell is Alicia Keys manfriend? How is it possible that we don't know who this lucky bastard is?

There's an easy way to find out. Whoever she hands hot chocolate to is her boo.

[TheRock-BoS]

This "Jodie Foster is a lesbian" thing ranks up there on the "No Shit" meter along with "oranges are orange", "the sky is blue", and "Lance Bass is gay".

[Lantis]

Well, where the hell is Alicia Keys manfriend? How is it possible that we don't know who this lucky bastard is?

Get outta town!

ALICIA KEYS A DYKE?

What you say are LIES, good sir!

LIES AND SLANDER!

I will have your head for this! :annoy:

[E_VAYD]

Queen Latifah haha NO SURPRISE there. I mean really she's a "strong sista" you know how that usually ends up.


That puts THIS SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JszargLKAfM)in a whole new context.

[hold dat]

Well, where the hell is Alicia Keys manfriend? How is it possible that we don't know who this lucky bastard is?

He's actually in the video of her "no one" song. he's wearing all black with yellow timbs

and yes i'm hatin' on that dude everyday

[Pablo_the_Mex]

He's actually in the video of her "no one" song. he's wearing all black with yellow timbs

and yes i'm hatin' on that dude everyday

That nig gets hate all day everyday if that is the case. Fuck that guy.

[Spirit Juice]

Family Guy was years ahead of its time.

[defcon]

lies

He's actually in the video of her "no one" song. he's wearing all black with yellow timbs

and yes i'm hatin' on that dude everyday


so, pablo, it was just a clever attempt to scare us all away so you could have her for yourself, wasnt it? you bitter, twisted, petty man you.

[Ryo Yamazaki]

I remember the Alicia Keys hate thread. Sad day that was...

[Mixah]

who cares?

[DarkNecrid]

It is sad when you think humanity may of finally reached a point where possibly we may of reached some small level of equality when it comes to sexes, races, and sexuality, espically here in America, but then you see people who make threads like this and you realize that even if they mean no harm by it, it will be nearly impossible for the above 3 to ever be truely equal.

It shouldn't matter that she's a lesbian, because it doesn't.

OK.

She's a lesbian.

Woo.

Fucking party!!!

No, and I find it disgusting when media report crap like this, this isn't news.

[jae hoon]

Why are people getting all worked up over Keys being a lesbo, none of us will ever touch her anyway.

[The Grey Area]

Next time just put it your first fucking line so I don't have to click on the link. k thx

[Wellman]

Why are people getting all worked up over Keys being a lesbo, none of us will ever touch her anyway.

Its a different thing, telling a kid his or her favorite pet is dead and showing the corpse and them feel it up.


Alicia Keys being a full blown lesbian is like the ultimate death kell to male fantasies around the world, on the off chance they might meet her and she'd fuck them.

I'm glad the rumors of her sexuality aren't true but I will damn sure be hating on the male or female that is tapping that talented hot yellow booty. Shit, unless there were pictures or video, I'd hate on her dildo as well.

[Sasmasta]

Jodie Foster is hot.

-Sas

[TheSix]

I don't give a fuck, Michelle Rod. would get it.

Hard.

[Taichi]

waitaminute, I thought she.....came out ages ago.......

[jae hoon]

Its a different thing, telling a kid his or her favorite pet is dead and showing the corpse and them feel it up.


Alicia Keys being a full blown lesbian is like the ultimate death kell to male fantasies around the world, on the off chance they might meet her and she'd fuck them.

I'm glad the rumors of her sexuality aren't true but I will damn sure be hating on the male or female that is tapping that talented hot yellow booty. Shit, unless there were pictures or video, I'd hate on her dildo as well.

There is no off chance, there is no chance period.