View Full Version : Will Smith our President in 2012?
youngcipher
12-14-2007, 12:14 PM
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,22899165-7485,00.html
:wonder:
no. keep scientologists out of the white house.
So, yeah...award for most underquallified person to run for president goes to...
ProfessorS
12-14-2007, 12:19 PM
In 50 years, the only people running for president will be celebrities.
You heard it here first.
Alzarath
12-14-2007, 12:22 PM
Fuck that. Gary Coleman for President, y'all.
Bounce
12-14-2007, 12:22 PM
he runs, he gets assassinated, I miss Good Morning America ......... I WON'T BE HAPPY !!!!!
wait
will smith is a scientologist?
NOOOO
*tears down wild wild west posters*
Luciano Leone
12-14-2007, 12:25 PM
Will (to Obama): "You know what the difference is between you and me?"
dramatic pause
"I make this look good."
Ferdinandz
12-14-2007, 12:27 PM
wait
will smith is a scientologist?
NOOOO
*tears down wild wild west posters*
He is?
NOOOOOOOOOO
Scientology +1
Everyone else 0
Geese Pants
12-14-2007, 12:28 PM
Aw hell naw...............
Team Cable
12-14-2007, 12:28 PM
You guys are seriously misinformed if you think this is outrageous.
Fifty years ago if you would have said Ronald Reagan, the ACTOR, would be president most people would punch you in the balls.
Hell, five years ago if you would have said Arnold Schwarzenegger, the action hero and motherfucker who speaks shitty English, would be governor of California that would have meant a shot to the nuts.
But look, both of them happened and they seem perfectly normal now. Will Smith has the money and popularity to do such a thing.
Luigi-Bo 87
12-14-2007, 12:29 PM
U guys are late on that lol. Snoop for prez yo. Electoral erup-TION!
Harem
12-14-2007, 12:36 PM
Fuck that. Gary Coleman for President, y'all.
Does that mean they'd change the name of the White House to the Ash House?
Gives his movie Enemy of the State a whole new meaning.
Alzarath
12-14-2007, 12:38 PM
Does that mean they'd change the name of the White House to the Ash House?
At the rate he's goin, White House would suit him perfectly.
Shit, if an assassin ever broke in, he could just press against the wall and close his eyes. Instant camo FTW!
dn3000
12-14-2007, 12:39 PM
So, yeah...award for most underquallified person to run for president goes to...
George W Bush!! :lol:
Luigi-Bo 87
12-14-2007, 12:40 PM
George W Bush!! :lol:
nice
R | C
12-14-2007, 12:44 PM
His cabinet will be gettin' Jiggy with it.
EDIT: Uncle Phil for V.P. or Tommy Lee Jones
He should have ran for 2000. Willenium would have sold more copies.
Bounce
12-14-2007, 12:46 PM
You guys are seriously misinformed if you think this is outrageous.
Fifty years ago if you would have said Ronald Reagan, the ACTOR, would be president most people would punch you in the balls.
Hell, five years ago if you would have said Arnold Schwarzenegger, the action hero and motherfucker who speaks shitty English, would be governor of California that would have meant a shot to the nuts.
But look, both of them happened and they seem perfectly normal now. Will Smith has the money and popularity to do such a thing.
Schwarzenegger makes gov of CA, next comes presidency and Snipes fights Stallone, ok so Demolition Man was the correct response to what is the Apocalypse we call California, at least Dennis Leary survives the new country could use the comedy
Geese Pants
12-14-2007, 12:51 PM
His cabinet will be gettin' Jiggy with it.
EDIT: Uncle Phil for V.P. or Tommy Lee Jones
My vote goes to Martin Lawrence.............
Tigerboi
12-14-2007, 12:57 PM
In case you guys don't know, Will Smith all denied of claims of him being a Scientologist.
It seems people only assumed so because he was friends with tom cruise.
In case you guys don't know, Will Smith all denied of claims of him being a Scientologist.
It seems people only assumed so because he was friends with tom cruise.
ah, I just looked that up on wiki to confirm. my bad.
there was a there here a couple of months ago that stated the above and thought it was true.
DarthTrey
12-14-2007, 01:15 PM
Scientology is the best religion ever, yall is haterz........
epsilon_
12-14-2007, 01:19 PM
Will (to Obama): "You know what the difference is between you and me?"
dramatic pause
"I make this look good."
U guys are late on that lol. Snoop for prez yo. Electoral erup-TION!
lol good stuff in this thread
TheSix
12-14-2007, 01:19 PM
Will - "Mom. I wanna run for president when I grow up."
Mom - "No. You be a famous actor and make a lot of money. Like Gary Coleman."
Will - "Man....parent's just don't understand."
Luigi-Bo 87
12-14-2007, 01:21 PM
Will - "Mom. I wanna run for president when I grow up."
Mom - "No. You be a famous actor and make a lot of money. Like Gary Coleman."
Will - "Man....parent's just don't understand."
:rofl: What have we done to Six? :rofl:
Ukyo Tachibana
12-14-2007, 01:31 PM
Won't work unless Jazzy Jeff is his running mate!
MrBlank
12-14-2007, 01:32 PM
The Fresh Prince of the United States
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of The U. S.
ill only vote for him if Jazzy Jeff is his Vice Prez
pherai
12-14-2007, 01:34 PM
In 50 years, the only people running for president will be celebrities.
You heard it here first.
I was really hoping for the whole cast of Predator running for office. There was Jesse Ventura, and Arnold, but it didn't keep going. The dude who played Billy would have been a great Secretary of Defense.
VangardB
12-14-2007, 01:36 PM
His election video needs to look like this! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=H74xidaPmS8)
MrBlank
12-14-2007, 01:36 PM
I was really hoping for the whole cast of Predator running for office. There was Jesse Ventura, and Arnold, but it didn't keep going. The dude who played Billy would have been a great Secretary of Defense.
but Dylan, hes been sitting in the office pushing too many penzils....
too bad he died in Rocky....
Bernard
12-14-2007, 01:43 PM
You guys are seriously misinformed if you think this is outrageous.
Fifty years ago if you would have said Ronald Reagan, the ACTOR, would be president most people would punch you in the balls.
Hell, five years ago if you would have said Arnold Schwarzenegger, the action hero and motherfucker who speaks shitty English, would be governor of California that would have meant a shot to the nuts.
But look, both of them happened and they seem perfectly normal now. Will Smith has the money and popularity to do such a thing.
Yeah but Reagan and Arnold actually did something besides act/rap. Reagan was a politician for what 2-3 decades before he ran for President. Arnold was a successful businessman who made millions seperate from his Mr Olympia fame.
EDIT: If Will Smith is stupid enough to be a Scientologist he is to stupid to be President. Hell even Chimpy McSmirckvich knows to stay away from L. Ron's religion.
ah, I just looked that up on wiki to confirm. my bad.
there was a there here a couple of months ago that stated the above and thought it was true.
thank science!
dont ever fuck with my emotions like that again.
*restores Hitch and I, Robot posters*
pherai
12-14-2007, 02:04 PM
but Dylan, hes been sitting in the office pushing too many penzils....
too bad he died in Rocky....
I wouldn't trust Dylan's lying ass anyway. We're a rescue team god damnit!
Now Apollo Creed, there's a stand up guy. Just not the guy you'd send to fight the Russians.
Sacr3D
12-14-2007, 02:06 PM
Well he's finally going insane like all the other stars.
ShinjiGohan
12-14-2007, 02:09 PM
Acording to the tabloids, Toms been trying to get Will into scientology. However Wills wife is much more into it than he is. So between Tom and his wife, he may convert soon.
I can't wait to see the footage of Jazz being tossed out of the White House by Dick Cheney. :rofl:
Raziel321
12-14-2007, 02:13 PM
*claps hands together in a conclusive manner* lets do it.
HE IS LEGEND
Carlton must dance at the inaugural ball to the Tom Jones classic, "IT'S NOT UNUSUAL!" :clap:
His election video needs to look like this! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=H74xidaPmS8)
B-b-b-b-b-b-ite, B-b-b-b-b-b-ite, B-b-b-b-b-b-ite
Great moment or greatest moment?
P.D: One time i got trown out of the local arcade just like that.
white shadow
12-14-2007, 03:22 PM
wait
will smith is a scientologist?
NOOOO
*tears down wild wild west posters*
NOOOOO!!!! I guess us non-scientologists just don't understand.:shake:
Jeffrey would be an awesome British ambassador.
BaSiK_TeKniK
12-14-2007, 03:34 PM
well he can be president. cause in 2012 he will be the last man on earth...
dn3000
12-14-2007, 03:39 PM
I was really hoping for the whole cast of Predator running for office. There was Jesse Ventura, and Arnold, but it didn't keep going. The dude who played Billy would have been a great Secretary of Defense.
You guys NEED Bill Duke a.k.a Mac in dat white house!:wgrin:
Autocrat1
12-14-2007, 03:52 PM
I can only see him being president if he threatens to have illegal aliens blow up the White House.....
Ragetowersrage
12-14-2007, 04:05 PM
He will have the best Anti-Illegal Alien policy
"Welcome to Urf!" *punch in the face*
DarthTrey
12-14-2007, 04:28 PM
well he can be president. cause in 2012 he will be the last man on earth...
doesn't that automatically make him President of the WORLD!!!!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN
ViciousSLASH
12-14-2007, 04:52 PM
B-b-b-b-b-b-ite, B-b-b-b-b-b-ite, B-b-b-b-b-b-ite
Great moment or greatest moment?
P.D: One time i got trown out of the local arcade just like that.
<==== T-T-T-T-T-T-Tim DUNCAN.
toxic025
12-14-2007, 04:59 PM
Carlton I would vote for because he has experience since he went to Young Republicans Camp. Will would be VP at best, replace Dick Cheaney instead of shooting people in the face he shoots aliens
Biggzy
12-14-2007, 07:56 PM
If a piece of shit like Will Smith ever becomes president, I'll compete in the BME Pain Olympics.
Oh yeah great idea when you become president "I'm gonna help the homeless". Please let me know what kind of cars he's driving and how many people could eat for months on that money.
Vicious Slash: That av is the shit!!!!
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