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vieja escuela
12-15-2007, 05:14 AM
Ali or Tyson?

Pele or Maradona?

Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan?


Never ending disputes.


In the 2d beat'em up field, the question would be:

Daigo or Ohnuki?

Everyone has his answer and the debate is endless.

Aside personal opinions, one fact is indisputable: Daigo has been the first japanese champion known all around the world and therefore his fame had trascended the human level.

In agreement or not, Daigo has become a legend.

Like a modern "arcade samurai", after becoming a master in his country, he travelled all over the world to show his infinite skills and to remind to the other players that Japan rules.

Since every community seems to have his symbol and the connected facts, I think it's time for the 2d beat'em up community to have his champion: Daigo Umehara.

There are many topics about Daigo that could be used to create the satirical facts.

First of all, the identification. As his main character does, Daigo is completely devoted to the fight: Daigo IS Ryu.

Other traits. His technical skills that seem unlimited. And of course his super human reflexes. His encyclopedic theorical knowledge of the games played that allows him to anticipate the moves of his opponents, just as he owned some kind of telephatic power.

And his personality too: despite his amazing abilities, a unique mix of shyness and humilty. But this happens until he sits and starts to play: then he changes, he becomes an ice block, more robot than human, an unstoppable virtual death machine.

His concentration is absolute, his nerves are made of steel, the victory is his only goal: one single mistake against him and the game is lost.

And the other players can never ever let down their guards, even if Daigo has no energy bar: even in a desperate situation, the japanese sensei can make unbelievable comebacks and winning impossible matches.

For all these reasons I believe that 2d beat'em up community needs the Daigo Umehara Facts.

The first fact is an imperative choice:

"Daigo can parry Chuck Norris roundhouse".

Now post your facts.

fatherbrain
12-15-2007, 05:17 AM
Nerf: Trademark. any of various toys modeled esp. on sports equipment but made of foam rubber or other soft substances.

Kyokuji
12-15-2007, 05:59 AM
Hedonistic utilitarianism.

Rioting Soul
12-15-2007, 06:07 AM
Everyone likes the smell of thier own farts.

Master Giby
12-15-2007, 07:09 AM
The word 'douche' is usually followed by the word 'bag'

MiLky
12-15-2007, 07:31 AM
There is a chance, even though Daigo might be sleeping on a picnic table, may be dreaming about the fail of this thread.

kyored
12-15-2007, 08:57 AM
There is a chance, even though Daigo might be sleeping on a picnic table, may be dreaming about the fail of this thread.

LOL.. nice....:rofl:

Lobelia Prime
12-15-2007, 09:05 AM
There is a chance, even though Daigo might be sleeping on a picnic table, may be dreaming about the fail of this thread.

Win. :rofl: I don't know about you, but for some reason, Daigo looked taller to me in that video.

Hawk
12-15-2007, 09:29 AM
Daigo is completely devoted to the fight: Daigo IS Ryu.

And you ARE a douchebag.

UCRJesse
12-15-2007, 09:39 AM
I hate when Mexican people try to sound smart

JackTenrac!
12-15-2007, 09:48 AM
- Daigo had an influence on Third Strike before he took the nationals. In fact: Umehara supplied Capcom of Japan developers with American hip hop tracks, and accosted Al Bundy. He accomplished all this with his lunch money.

SaBrE
12-15-2007, 10:28 AM
what a crap thread. closed