Baby Spider Boy: A Retrospective by Tyler Henderson

[Murt!]

The other day, some friends of mine walked into their Japanese class and found a piece of paper on one of the desks. Upon reading it, copies were promptly made and spread around the school. What I am about to post is the exact transcript of the essay in it's entirety. To protect his identity, the author's name has been changed.

"Baby Spider boy by Tyler Henderson
Blood and pain in my arm blood guching out venom in my arm Hello my name Spider-Kidd My coustume would be Venom and I would fly like a scared charanachla and My nemesis is Goku and I would fight like a dog for his last meal or a like a prisoner with no Mustard my father is Zeus no one has defeated him but me I was born from a black spider my mom and now I have spider powers and godly powers My brother was pretty boy floyd and my little brother is spider Man My nemesis is Goku beacuse when I was little I took his girl and he was as hot as a bowl of chili he would of killed to have her again at the lab Goku found a way to improve him sellf a 200 times Gogeta Super Sayian 4 and I got my powers from a farm in africa a chranchala ate a black widow and acid came out of the spider when it blow up and my l"

I will post a scan of the essay later to quiet the nonbelievers.

[Ragetowersrage]

I smell something....

Pure Epicness

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Damn.

Sounds like the class level they called "Work prep" where I went to school. AP/Honors, College Prep, Technical school Prep and Work prep. The work prep kids got to take reading as a foreign language requirement and spent most of the day cleaning/moving boxes... though they did have to do 4 years of english.

I used to read the work prep kids' journals in English. Too funny.

[Random_Hero]

Sheer geinous.

[Sasmasta]

Your friends printed copies and distributed them around the school? Uh oh...

That kid might 'snap.' :confused: