What happens at a bachelor party?

[orka]

sorry for sounding naive, but i'm going to one for the first time this upcoming weekend... and just wanna hear what it's exactly like.

my general idea has always been that everybody gets wasted and bunch of strippers lap dance for you? :confused:

so yea, educate me srk.

[I$AAC]

it's everything what you think except strippers do more then just "dance". I'll leave it at that!

[beatsofdevil]

do they bake muffins?

[Lantis]

They serve tea and play checkers?

[ChunLi]

All I know is the LOLIPOP game?

You lay down and put a lolipop stick (the end in your mouth) and the lolipop candy sticking out and the stripper sits on it and goes up and down.. yes thats all i know

[Wild Kitty]

every one is gonna be different depending on how well they execute the secret part of it, how much the dude's fiance bitches and how pussy whipped he is and where it's located. It can be an all out playboy mansion-esque kind of party or a bunch of dudes drinking beer and watching bitches strip. How much money you have also plays into the equation.

You can't really know what to expect without knowing that kind of information.

[valaris]

The typical setup includes Chateaubriand 1945, top hats and monocles, and a stripper popping out of a giant cake while dressed like Scooby doo.

[G.O.T]

All I know is the LOLIPOP game?

You lay down and put a lolipop stick (the end in your mouth) and the lolipop candy sticking out and the stripper sits on it and goes up and down.. yes thats all i know

:woot::wow:whaaa?

[tajiri]

when i get married.

my bachelor's party will be pretty boring.

booze, probably.

no womens or strippers though, not my bag.

[Satomiblood]

my general idea has always been that everybody gets wasted and bunch of strippers lap dance for you? :confused:

Depends, if you're going to one where the groom-to-be is Muslim there will be none of that.

[Koop]

stop dry snitchin an gettin the married men caught up...yall know the wives be lookin at these threads...




ill just leave it at that...

[orka]

hm, so there's a variation on what could happen huh? so i can either be like:

A) "holy shit i've discovered a new dimension in space" :wow: :pray: :wow: :pray:

or

B) "yeap... yeap... yeap..." king of the hill style :confused:

[ThePurpleBunny]

"punch" and "pie"

If you catch my drift.

[Figcoinc]

Boobies.

[matrix9280]

What's with all the cryptic answers? If there's strippers involved they'll strip and dance or whatever and if you have a certain kind chances are they'll have sex with you too. Or so I've heard.

[final_cut]

stop dry snitchin an gettin the married men caught up...yall know the wives be lookin at these threads...




ill just leave it at that...

Exactly. Its just a party.

[DS]

Caviar and wine is served whilst the ladies dance in lingerie. Oh wait....Bachelor party, NOT burlesque. But yeah, get ready to see some titties. Also, be ready to nibble on the nipples OF said titties.

[tajiri]

blackmail material.

if you ever have a bachelor's party that entails mentioned activities, you better make damn sure that you never piss off the people you invite to your party.

:/

[AcEtUrNeDjOkEr]

I don't remember mine....all I remember is ESPN Zone and that trash can outside of 7-11....

[orka]

well, thanks for the inputs guys. i'm actually gonna close the thread soon cus the party is for actually somebody on srk...

so yea, it'd be great if a mod can close this thread.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

These don't sound like bachelor parties, they sound like my typical weekend.

[pherai]

Just be aware that whatever goes on at a bachelor party, it's much worse at the bachelorette party. That's why if I ever get married, neither of us is having one of those parties.

[MAGUS1234]

debauchary!

[Dr. G-Funk 94']

Also beware of the show STAG getting involved..
http://www.stagonline.com/

[DS]

well, thanks for the inputs guys. i'm actually gonna close the thread soon cus the party is for actually somebody on srk...

so yea, it'd be great if a mod can close this thread.

Rob is getting married? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adam Warlock]

All I know is the LOLIPOP game?

You lay down and put a lolipop stick (the end in your mouth) and the lolipop candy sticking out and the stripper sits on it and goes up and down.. yes thats all i know

What the fuck? You're afucking herb if you do that shit. The last thing you want near your mouth is a stripper's vagina. Fuck'em all you want, but if you do this don't worry about protection; you already ate the disease.

[Son Them All]

All I know is the LOLIPOP game?

You lay down and put a lolipop stick (the end in your mouth) and the lolipop candy sticking out and the stripper sits on it and goes up and down.. yes thats all i know

Oh dear, that sounds...exciting. The things women will do when money is involved *licks juice soaked loli, shrug*

[Storming Flower]

What the fuck? You're afucking herb if you do that shit. The last thing you want near your mouth is a stripper's vagina. Fuck'em all you want, but if you do this don't worry about protection; you already ate the disease.

It's also called feed the kitty. After she stimulates sex on your face, you're supposed to eat the lollipop.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

T-I-T-T-I-E-S happen.
man I wanna go to that party with you...

[Syxx573]

no womens, not my bag.

:confused:

[Team Cable]

At the last bachelor party I went to I ended up fucking one of the strippers in the ass.

[tajiri]

:confused:

not like that.

lol.

i just don't want to put myself in a situation where my fidelity to my fiancee could be compromised, through my own volition or through external/chemical influence.

:/

[DarthTrey]

At the last bachelor party I went to I ended up fucking one of the strippers in the ass.

:rofl::clap::woot:

[Kuya]

lol - As lame as a party as I had - all I wanted to do is chill with my friends so we want to Dave and Busters :lol: It was fun there and of course they planned to go a a strip club afterwards (which we did) but we had to leave early because one guy who was with us kept worrying that his girlfriend would find out (which she did :rofl:)

I know they're all pretty different but depending on your friends will determine was you'll have to go through (worst that happened for me was dragging a ball and chain around - which was actually pretty funny :lol:

[Biolink]

What goes on at a Bachelorette party.I know they have some musclebound douchebag dancing,but I'd be pretty pissed off if my something else happened.

[pherai]

What goes on at a Bachelorette party.I know they have some musclebound douchebag dancing,but I'd be pretty pissed off if my something else happened.

You have to consider that a female stripper is a lot more likely to claim sexual harassment or rape than a male stripper. Of course, if you pay a stripper, you can have your way with them, but you know male strippers will hit your future wife if given the chance. I'm not saying anyone is more likely to cheat, just that it's a high possibility for males and females.

I remember hearing on the radio once this male stripper talking about bachelorette parties he entertains for and he said he's boned 8 wives to be. 8! Pretty stupid tradition if you don't like getting cheated on.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Only 8? I would probably bone as many as possible.

[ChunLi]

As a female I wouldn't want a male stripper. All the male strippers I see on TV and stuff look a lil too homo for me!

Bring on the female strippers..

[DarthTrey]

what are you talking about I can think of no better way to start off a life long relationship than with a lie........

[MrQuotes]

This will happen to you (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Very_Bad_Things)

[pherai]

what are you talking about I can think of no better way to start off a life long relationship than with a lie........

You and about half of people who get married in the US.

[HeartNana]

Rob is getting married? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop giving away my secrets.

[Biolink]

You have to consider that a female stripper is a lot more likely to claim sexual harassment or rape than a male stripper. Of course, if you pay a stripper, you can have your way with them, but you know male strippers will hit your future wife if given the chance. I'm not saying anyone is more likely to cheat, just that it's a high possibility for males and females.

I remember hearing on the radio once this male stripper talking about bachelorette parties he entertains for and he said he's boned 8 wives to be. 8! Pretty stupid tradition if you don't like getting cheated on.

Oh god.Fuck that shit.

Fucking sluts

[tajiri]

Fucking sluts

go go double standards.

:/

[Biolink]

I never said I agreed or disagreed with Bachelor/Bachelorette parties.


But now that you mention it they are pretty stupid.

[tajiri]

I never said I agreed or disagreed with Bachelor/Bachelorette parties.


But now that you mention it they are pretty stupid.

i apologize if it seemed like i was being overly condescending towards you.

i don't plan on having a bachelor's party filled with debauchery.

you know why?

because i like being able to sleep at night.

fuck guilty consciences.

fuck "friends" using shit as black mail.

not worth it imo.

[Biolink]

:rofl:

I agree.

The concept is just,ughhhhhhhh...

Now maybe if I was a freind going to the party that didn't have a girlfriend or wife

[BlodiaVulcan5]

The typical setup includes Chateaubriand 1945, top hats and monocles, and a stripper popping out of a giant cake while dressed like Scooby doo.

All correct, except you forgot to mention the mandatory mustaches. it just isn't the same without them.

[white shadow]

lol @ imagining an SRK bachelor party.

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