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Figcoinc
12-17-2007, 03:45 PM
How many here at SRK would have let her burn? :rofl:

Link to story:

http://www.suntimes.com/news/transportation/699805,CST-NWS-save16.article

Sitting in her car after it broke down on the Eisenhower Expy. early Saturday, Roosevelt University student Khushboo Jani was oblivious to the flames licking the lower part of her car.

In fact, if Illinois Department of Transportation worker Demetrius Duplessis hadn't seen the flames, she might have continued talking on her cell phone as her 1996 Honda burned.

"She didn't even know," Duplessis, 44, a highway maintenance snowplow driver, said. "She was talking to her dad. She looked up at me, and before she could lock the door, I grabbed her."

Jani, 23, was driving eastbound when her car broke down. A few minutes after she pulled onto the shoulder near Sacramento Avenue, Duplessis, driving behind her, spotted the flames rising a few feet high from underneath her car.

Jani, meanwhile, was talking on her cell phone, concerned only with the fact that she was late for her physics final.

Duplessis sprang into action, jumped out of his car, and ran over to warn Jani, but actually scared her into trying to lock herself in.

"I got really scared, and I was like, 'I am not getting out of the car,'" said Jani, of Schaumburg.

And after he pulled her out, she still didn't grasp the severity of the situation.

"She tried to go back and grab her books," said Duplessis. "I had to go back and grab her again. She was like in a state of shock."

She was thinking only of her test, Jani said.

"He was like, 'Forget your test. Your car is on fire.' Everything happened really fast," she said.

"I would like to thank him."

But Duplessis, who previously worked as an emergency traffic controller where he was trained to react quickly, shrugged off her accolades.

Clearing snow, dumping salt and saving people from burning cars was all in a day's work, he said.

"I just did it," Duplessis said.

tajiri
12-17-2007, 03:59 PM
physics?

is she researching the rate of descent on the average hurl down a flight of stairs?

:/

goodm0urning
12-17-2007, 04:01 PM
Original headline: "She's on cell, car's on fire"

Fucking awesome.

YellowS4
12-17-2007, 04:02 PM
Jani was oblivious to the flames licking the lower part of her car.



Are they really talking about her car

ThePurpleBunny
12-17-2007, 04:06 PM
This commercial comes to mind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx6tuNfVwUY)

ElderGOD
12-17-2007, 04:06 PM
When her professor said this exam is the most important milestone in your life, she took a little too serious.


Dumb ho didn't even want to get saved or notice flames that were several FEET high.

/perma_stairs on her way to exam room

Shinto
12-17-2007, 04:15 PM
Fucking dumbass.

Death > Test not Test > Death

RyuHikaru
12-17-2007, 04:16 PM
Wow, she should have a trip down a flight of eternal stairs.

Adam Warlock
12-17-2007, 04:32 PM
The only thing that could have made this better is if her car exploded and went BOOMSHAKALAKA!

epp1e
12-17-2007, 04:36 PM
Not the first time it's happened
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4385081&postcount=1

Damnit all to hell. We should chip in as a community to build the Stairway to Heaven, then proceed to push these women down them.

Alzarath
12-17-2007, 04:38 PM
How amazingly stupid must you be to not realize that YOUR FUCKING VEHICLE HAS BECOME A GODDAMN YOGA INFERNO...

Adam Warlock
12-17-2007, 04:51 PM
Not the first time it's happened
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4385081&postcount=1

Damnit all to hell. We should chip in as a community to build the Stairway to Heaven, then proceed to push these women down them.

Why waste the money/ We need to just start letting them fucking burn and not waste the time or effort.

BlodiaVulcan5
12-17-2007, 04:53 PM
Stories like these warm the heart. 'tis the season.

ThePurpleBunny
12-17-2007, 05:15 PM
Stories like these warm the heart. 'tis the season.

"Dumb fuck roasting on an open fire...
...Staircase trippin' down your hos..."

Figcoinc
12-17-2007, 05:56 PM
"Dumb fuck roasting on an open fire...
...Staircase trippin' down your hos..."

Haha, that was good. :rofl:

Will Gotti
12-17-2007, 06:32 PM
She saw a big black man that's why she went to lock her doors so fast. I'd have waved and let the bitch blow up. Sky high like in Casino or some John Woo type shit.