Going to Thailand for a few days - Hook me up!

[MagnetiX]

Yo, yo, yo SRK.

So yeah, my mom decided we need to take a trip for fun and what better way to do it than to go to Thailand. We're going on a tour for a few days around the country. So yeah, what's there? I know there's Bangcock and all that shit.
What should I watch out for?

I already asked my mom if prostitutes were game, but she said they're hella dirty so I doubt I could probably hire one...and plus, they're most likely guys, anyways :/

What can I buy in Bangkok? What's there to see?
I'm just there for a week...the upside of this is that I get another weeks vacation...but then I miss a week of school :/ but whatever, it's all good.

Anyways, yeah. Name some good food, good massage places and maybe a few places where I can get sucky, sucky five dolla' and hopefully don't catch AIDS or some shit.

[Silentness!]

I know there's Bangcock and all that shit.
What should I watch out for?


What else is there to say?

[*InVeRs3*]

wait, would your mom let you off the hook if thai prostitutes were clean and 100% femaile?

0_0

[MagnetiX]

Haha, she's coo with it. It's just up to me...I don't wanna end up catchin' some shit, that's what I'm worried about.


I know there's Bangcock and all that shit.
What should I watch out for?

Haha...I see what you did there.

[*InVeRs3*]

Wow your mom is awesome.

[DarthTrey]

DOUBLE WRAP!!!!!

then your good to go.

[Demon Dash]

Wow your mom is awesome.
Indeed... :lol:

[Mini-Aruka]

Yo MagnetiX I got some help for you because Ive been to thailand alot cuz some of my family still lives there but almost any massage parlor there will give u a little somthin somethin but I dunno if youll catch aids just becarefull. Saftey first! haha Have fun man its a tight place. As long as your there make sure you go to the beach its hella nice+babes. Also make sure you go see the crystal palace thats what its called in english but I forgot how to say it in thai I cant speak thai that well anymore but yeah go check it out its a nice place. Oh and if a vendor on the street is selling drinks but he puts crushed ice in a bag and then pours the drink in dont buy it. Have fun dood.

Edit: also watch out for the guys that look like really hot girls that will just ruin ur day when u try to make a move and u find out its a guy.

[Return of Shiki]

You asked your mom if you could bang a prostitute?

:confused:

[AdverseSolutions]

What else is there to say?

lol, nice one.

dude, you're thinking prostitutes? thai food is fucking amazing. prioritize that and find a girlfriend in your own country. or feel up your mom.

[Hatred Edge]

Don't forget your KY jelly MagnetiX. And bring some wipes!

And take some pics. No of what you're doing duh. Of Thailand. I've never been to Thailand.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

your mom is awesome

[MagnetiX]

Yo MagnetiX I got some help for you because Ive been to thailand alot cuz some of my family still lives there but almost any massage parlor there will give u a little somthin somethin but I dunno if youll catch aids just becarefull. Saftey first! haha Have fun man its a tight place. As long as your there make sure you go to the beach its hella nice+babes. Also make sure you go see the crystal palace thats what its called in english but I forgot how to say it in thai I cant speak thai that well anymore but yeah go check it out its a nice place. Oh and if a vendor on the street is selling drinks but he puts crushed ice in a bag and then pours the drink in dont buy it. Have fun dood.

Edit: also watch out for the guys that look like really hot girls that will just ruin ur day when u try to make a move and u find out its a guy.

Yo man. Thanks for this. Aite, first off, these massage parlors...how much do they go for? My mom already told me that the girls there will give you a little some some for extra...how much is the extra? Cuz I don't wanna get a massage that's like, $10, and after I get a handjob or something, they end up taxin' my ass like $500...that'd be fucked up. I don't mind payin' extra if they hook a dood up with some-some, but I'm just sayin'...I don't wanna be overcharged and ofcourse, I don't want AIDS or herpes or whatever shit else is out there.

And what's with the crushed ice thing? I don't buy from street vendors, anyways, so I doubt that's a problem, so I'm not really worried about that...just kinda wondering what that's all about.


You asked your mom if you could bang a prostitute?

:confused:

lol, I talk to my mom and dad about the same stuff that I post here on SRK...so yeah, they know my mindset, lol. She already knew that was gonna be one of the first things I'd asked when she told me we were going to Thailand.

lol, nice one.

dude, you're thinking prostitutes? thai food is fucking amazing. prioritize that and find a girlfriend in your own country. or feel up your mom.

WTF at the last part. lol.

What kind of food should I be looking for? I like...Thai Tea...? That shits bomb.

Don't forget your KY jelly MagnetiX. And bring some wipes!

And take some pics. No of what you're doing duh. Of Thailand. I've never been to Thailand.

Man, I'm definitely taking hella pics. I'm gonna try to find some prostitutes and take pictures with them...it'll be tight :rofl:
I just hope they're not guys.

[Adam Warlock]

Man, I'm definitely taking hella pics.

They better be of your mom. Don't make me get the eye.

[MagnetiX]

They better be of your mom. Don't make me get the eye.

You guys are all sick! Sick, I tell ya!

[Adam Warlock]

You were warned.

[b1gazn]

paying for sex is sad

[Hatred Edge]

Yo, MagnetiX! I've just been to your myspace. I was bored and I have no life :sad:. I can't believe you made a vid of you opening your PSP! :rofl:
And that is NOT your sister. She's friggin hot. And you're bigger than I thought you would be. You're about my height. Here I thought you were some short azn dude with messy hair and shit and you look like someone I would chill with.

And your sister is hot.

[AdverseSolutions]

lol, I talk to my mom and dad about the same stuff that I post here on SRK...so yeah, they know my mindset, lol. She already knew that was gonna be one of the first things I'd asked when she told me we were going to Thailand.


first off, the eye has been brought out, and it's important that you don't anger it.

as for thai food, dude i don't know the names. all i know is that i went to thailand on my company trip and the food in the four star hotel we were staying at (while incredible) was not too far away from street vendor food, straight up. shit is that good in thailand. basically just buffet that shit down.

[Mini-Aruka]

Yo man. Thanks for this. Aite, first off, these massage parlors...how much do they go for? My mom already told me that the girls there will give you a little some some for extra...how much is the extra? Cuz I don't wanna get a massage that's like, $10, and after I get a handjob or something, they end up taxin' my ass like $500...that'd be fucked up. I don't mind payin' extra if they hook a dood up with some-some, but I'm just sayin'...I don't wanna be overcharged and ofcourse, I don't want AIDS or herpes or whatever shit else is out there.

And what's with the crushed ice thing? I don't buy from street vendors, anyways, so I doubt that's a problem, so I'm not really worried about that...just kinda wondering what that's all about.




lol, I talk to my mom and dad about the same stuff that I post here on SRK...so yeah, they know my mindset, lol. She already knew that was gonna be one of the first things I'd asked when she told me we were going to Thailand.



WTF at the last part. lol.

What kind of food should I be looking for? I like...Thai Tea...? That shits bomb.



Man, I'm definitely taking hella pics. I'm gonna try to find some prostitutes and take pictures with them...it'll be tight :rofl:
I just hope they're not guys.

well the your not gonna get over charged. They wont charge you $500 extra thats for sure. 10$ is alot there I forgot how much 10$ is in thai money havent gone in while but just play it safe lol bring some protection. As of the ice thing its just another way of drinking soda they put it in a bag of crushed ice but sometimes the ice isnt clean is all. If you get a can just clean the top is all. Oh Food for sure is something u gotta get thai food is delicious there of course. I would tell you to look on streets for little food vendors those places are usally good of course just look for a crowd thats the sign of good food. You wanna try the Pad Thai and Cao Mun kai witch is like rice and chicken but its tastey with the sauce. Thai ice tea is good too.


Again have fun and play safe

Edit: Just try the food there it taste really good ^_^

[masher]

Heres your hookup bro,its ok its Thailand:wonder: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zISgim1BIsI)

Just give good pair of Muay Thai boxing gloves and Jasmine rice and were even.

[GunflameBuri]

I already asked my mom if prostitutes were game, but she said they're hella dirty so I doubt I could probably hire one...and plus, they're most likely kids, anyways :/

Fixed.

EDIT: that video was actually cute(no pedo). Reminds me of my niece.

Also, IIRC, alotta seedy hotels will ask you if you want a prostitute, and more then a few will ask you if you want a boy rather then a girl. And yes, child prostitution is hardcore there. So be careful.

[MagnetiX]

Yo, MagnetiX! I've just been to your myspace. I was bored and I have no life :sad:. I can't believe you made a vid of you opening your PSP! :rofl:
And that is NOT your sister. She's friggin hot. And you're bigger than I thought you would be. You're about my height. Here I thought you were some short azn dude with messy hair and shit and you look like someone I would chill with.

And your sister is hot.

lol. My sister is married to a big black dood. Ya'll black people are taking away our Asian women! :rofl::annoy:

lol "Short Azn dude with messy hair"...naw yo, hahaha. I keep it fresh and clean, yo.

first off, the eye has been brought out, and it's important that you don't anger it.

as for thai food, dude i don't know the names. all i know is that i went to thailand on my company trip and the food in the four star hotel we were staying at (while incredible) was not too far away from street vendor food, straight up. shit is that good in thailand. basically just buffet that shit down.

Yeah, I gotta check out some buffets in that bitch. Pho is Thai...right?

well the your not gonna get over charged. They wont charge you $500 extra thats for sure. 10$ is alot there I forgot how much 10$ is in thai money havent gone in while but just play it safe lol bring some protection. As of the ice thing its just another way of drinking soda they put it in a bag of crushed ice but sometimes the ice isnt clean is all. If you get a can just clean the top is all. Oh Food for sure is something u gotta get thai food is delicious there of course. I would tell you to look on streets for little food vendors those places are usally good of course just look for a crowd thats the sign of good food. You wanna try the Pad Thai and Cao Mun kai witch is like rice and chicken but its tastey with the sauce. Thai ice tea is good too.


Again have fun and play safe

Edit: Just try the food there it taste really good ^_^

Oh shit, yo. I'm writing all this down. I need to be able to try all this out. Thai Ice Tea is God Like. Shit is intense. I used to head over to China Town back in Vegas and buy like 5 Thai Teas. Best $10+ dollars I've ever spent on drinks.

Heres your hookup bro,its ok its Thailand:wonder: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zISgim1BIsI)

Just give good pair of Muay Thai boxing gloves and Jasmine rice and were even.

lol, I forgot all about Muay Thai. Is it possible to watch a Muay Thai fight? I wanna see some crazy shit go down.

Oh, and no pedo, but that little girl was cute.

Fixed.

EDIT: that video was actually cute(no pedo). Reminds me of my niece.

Also, IIRC, alotta seedy hotels will ask you if you want a prostitute, and more then a few will ask you if you want a boy rather then a girl. And yes, child prostitution is hardcore there. So be careful.

Hahahahahaha, that's fucking gross. I'm gonna ask my parents and see if I can get a room alone.

...out of curiosity, how old are the prostitutes? I mean, is it possible to get 17-18 year olds? I know you can get 5 year olds...but that ain't my thing, so I'm sure 17-18 year olds aren't that hard to get. Just gotta check if they're really, REALLY girls...

[eazie]

Hope you don't get AIDs

[Mini-Aruka]

Haha for real do a through search im sure i didnt spell the word right but you know what I mean like make hella sure shes a girl. Yeah It isnt hard to get 17-19 I doubt they will offer a kid to you but some places you never know. Yeah you will be able to watch a Muay Thai fight you just gotta see if theres one going down some time and you just gotta buy a ticket and you can watch. Its pretty chill.


Edit: Nah Pho is um...something else.... I think vietnamese or something...not sure.

[AdverseSolutions]

Yeah, I gotta check out some buffets in that bitch. Pho is Thai...right?



tf........?

hey i'm whiter than gary coleman's elbows but i know that pho is fucking vietnamese dude. step your slanted vagina game up!

[Hatred Edge]

Thailand is fucking crazy.....

I wanna go! No boyz for me please.

[ChunLi]

Make sure they are female.

If you can.. you need to definitely hit up the FULL MOON PARTY. That shiet is crazy.

http://fullmoonparty-thailand.com/

[iwst99]

All this Thai talk made me hungry...I'm going to get some Pho for lunch...The Vietnamese place near me called Pho Bistro sells nothing but Thai food...confusing. ( I know it's Vietnamese).

I have a lot of friends that have been to Thailand...they say it's hella tight, hope you have fun.

[Starcade RIP]

DOUBLE WRAP!!!!!

then your good to go.

Never double wrap. People do that thinking it makes things twice as safe, when in reality the only thing it doubles is the chance of the condom breaking. Latex condoms are not built to deal with latex on latex friction.

I blame American Pie.

[ChunLi]

All this Thai talk made me hungry...I'm going to get some Pho for lunch...The Vietnamese place near me called Pho Bistro sells nothing but Thai food...confusing. ( I know it's Vietnamese).

I have a lot of friends that have been to Thailand...they say it's hella tight, hope you have fun.

Hey There's a Pho Bistro in Carson.. is that the one?

[iwst99]

Hey There's a Pho Bistro in Carson.. is that the one?

Yeah lol, I work 5 minutes from there. :looney:

[orochizoolander]

I went to thailand in 03 n met angelina jolie she was there for some aids conference or whatever anyways there are hella nice restaurants n some of the waitresses r mad cute n easy too go for it:tup: I remember lemon grass and bang nan thai those were 2 hella beastly places for some good authentic thai food.


Theres lots to do around siam square n there lots of weirdshit to buy in the cornershoprs i remember i got a whole stack of opium for cheap.

[i C o N]

Pho is vietnamese you fat dumbass

[Azrael]

The ladyboys (katooey in Thai) aren't that hard to figure out. Usually they have to work to be female, which shows. They'll be wearing a shitload more makeup, and because of that, may at a glance look better than the normal girls. They're also 4x more aggressive. In general, if something doesn't quite seem right...it isn't.

Given your apparent obession with teh cock though, I'm not too sure you want to avoid them though. :confused:

[thurst]

Fixed.

EDIT: that video was actually cute(no pedo). Reminds me of my niece.

uh-huh, why don't you just take a seat over there and pour yourself a glass of lemonade. [/chris hansen]

[MagnetiX]

Hope you don't get AIDs

Yeah, I hope not ;/

Haha for real do a through search im sure i didnt spell the word right but you know what I mean like make hella sure shes a girl. Yeah It isnt hard to get 17-19 I doubt they will offer a kid to you but some places you never know. Yeah you will be able to watch a Muay Thai fight you just gotta see if theres one going down some time and you just gotta buy a ticket and you can watch. Its pretty chill.


Edit: Nah Pho is um...something else.... I think vietnamese or something...not sure.

Oh, pimp right there, yo. 17-19, that's good nuff. How much you think they charge?

tf........?

hey i'm whiter than gary coleman's elbows but i know that pho is fucking vietnamese dude. step your slanted vagina game up!

lol, I'm a retard. Hey, it's not my fault ya'll Chinky mofos all look and sound the same! With your...ching chang chong and your Kung Fu...Go back to your country! We don't understand yooooooou!

Thailand is fucking crazy.....

I wanna go! No boyz for me please.

lol, if I find any girl-boys...or boy-girls? I'll be sure to take pics.

Make sure they are female.

If you can.. you need to definitely hit up the FULL MOON PARTY. That shiet is crazy.

http://fullmoonparty-thailand.com/

Awwwww, damn. The next one is January 22. I might be leaving by tomorrow or the next day, depends on when our damn travel agent gets the shit together.

All this Thai talk made me hungry...I'm going to get some Pho for lunch...The Vietnamese place near me called Pho Bistro sells nothing but Thai food...confusing. ( I know it's Vietnamese).

I have a lot of friends that have been to Thailand...they say it's hella tight, hope you have fun.

That's good to hear. I'm excited...just seriously hope nothing goes wrong, like me catching AIDS :/

Never double wrap. People do that thinking it makes things twice as safe, when in reality the only thing it doubles is the chance of the condom breaking. Latex condoms are not built to deal with latex on latex friction.

I blame American Pie.

lolol. I won't even wear rubber! I'm goin' raaaawwwww! ...ew, lol.

I went to thailand in 03 n met angelina jolie she was there for some aids conference or whatever anyways there are hella nice restaurants n some of the waitresses r mad cute n easy too go for it:tup: I remember lemon grass and bang nan thai those were 2 hella beastly places for some good authentic thai food.


Theres lots to do around siam square n there lots of weirdshit to buy in the cornershoprs i remember i got a whole stack of opium for cheap.

LOL, Opium? Did you get high off that shit? Bang Nan Thai and Lemon Grass? Aite yo, I'm definitely lookin' out for those places.

Pho is vietnamese you fat dumbass

Fuck you! I'm not fat! :sad:

The ladyboys (katooey in Thai) aren't that hard to figure out. Usually they have to work to be female, which shows. They'll be wearing a shitload more makeup, and because of that, may at a glance look better than the normal girls. They're also 4x more aggressive. In general, if something doesn't quite seem right...it isn't.

Given your apparent obession with teh cock though, I'm not too sure you want to avoid them though. :confused:

lol, I already know I'm gonna look for em so I can take pics with em...maybe even grab a titty, Maddox style. I saw this one Japanese show where a Japanese dood goes around and interviews guys that turned into girls...and one of em was this Thai girl/guy...yo, I'm just sayin'...if I didn't know that was a guy...maaan...

[Mini-Aruka]

Hmmm not sure...maybe...200 300 bath.(Bath is Thai Currency) Its not in Dollers so you should be allright pimp. Also what Azrael said is true about the kathuye or how ever u spell it.

[Carpet Lint]

Take a lot of pictures for us.

[BEWD]

Two tips I learned from my Thailand research(For MT training).

1. Bottled Water. That's all I can say.

2. Be verrry careful with eating anything off of the street vendors, if you go to a restaurant or something you should be ok, but obviously be on the lookout for tell tale signs(like the condition of the restaurant, cleanliness, etc. that you'd be looking out for here).

3. Be careful of Thai Women too :P, could be a pro or con.

edit:
here's two threads that should help you out

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=564614&highlight=Thailand
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=655048&highlight=Thailand

also, if you're going to do any fitness/recreation a good place is Fairtex on Pattaya Beach, gets some great reviews though is a lil more spa-ish for a primarily Muay Thai(though they have a lot of other recreation facilities)place.

[Mini-Aruka]

Oh and if you find a place where they let you ride on the elephants back go for it! Its a bit rocky but well worth it the view is nice.

[Ho0v-Man]

Condoms! Even if its just a BJ! And if she wants you to return that favor just leave. You live in another country, who cares. Don't need no STDS son!

[MagnetiX]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I just read those links BEWD posted...I NEED FUCKING SHOTS? WTF.
Man, I'm leaving on Monday, I ain't got time!

Hep A and B...I had those shots like when I was a kid...do I need to get em redone? Jesus, wtf. Man...those bitches can forget about getting some extra money from me, I don't care if it's sucky, sucky or what, I ain't gettin no AIDS or HIV or wtfever they carryin'...

Maann...

[Lucretz]

I am going to eagerly await the 'I got AIDS from a Thai boy' thread and all the lolz it will bring, upon your return. :tup:

Also: Fight in the kumite. Was that Thailand? No, that was Bloodsport and I think that was in Hong Kong. Kickboxer, that one was Thailand. Fight Tong Po.

[RUk[T]]

wtf does your comment say? let's do onani with everyone? at everyone? wtf?

[wireless]

If you want to find out if a female prostitute is....err was a guy, you should do the patent SRK Sagat C.Fierce test!

C.Fierce the prostitute and if they fly back after the hit, that means 100% girl!

C.Fierce the prostitute and if they crumble down to their knees while grabbing their crotch, S-Groove dodge that bitch and snapback that BroHo and look for someone else that is willing to give the "sucky sucky" and then extra "some some".

S-Groove can only do so much but it can't dodge STD's and AIDS. So always bring condoms!

[f_man]

uh-huh, why don't you just take a seat over there and pour yourself a glass of lemonade. [/chris hansen]

LMAO

hotman2_good:i wan 2 hold your sof tendr beasts
caligurl12yrsold:wuts a beast?
hotman2_good:u hav 2 of dem
caligurl12yrsold:MY ADDRESS IS 1859 STONEYBROOK STREET I AM NOT A COP.

[TerranJugernaut]

LOL! You sound like a young kid wanting to get his first poon. Playing with prostitutes is playing with fire my friend.

Take it easy young man.........

Getting AIDS or herpes takes only once and everything after that is SADNESS. Don't trade 30 minutes of pleasure for 60 years of living.

Sleeping with prostitutes is like sleeping with all the other guys she sleeps with. Your chances of contracting is probably 1000X higher than with normal girls. DONT DO IT!

[igotalottastuff]

You spelled Bangkok wrong. I think that already shows that you'll tolerate male prostitutes.

[MagnetiX]

;4661142']wtf does your comment say? let's do onani with everyone? at everyone? wtf?

I forgot where I got it from...lol.

I am going to eagerly await the 'I got AIDS from a Thai boy' thread and all the lolz it will bring, upon your return. :tup:

Also: Fight in the kumite. Was that Thailand? No, that was Bloodsport and I think that was in Hong Kong. Kickboxer, that one was Thailand. Fight Tong Po.

lol, someone said "Don't get in fights in Thailand...you'll lose."...yeah, you'll prolly get fucking Muay Thai'ed in that bitch.

If you want to find out if a female prostitute is....err was a guy, you should do the patent SRK Sagat C.Fierce test!

C.Fierce the prostitute and if they fly back after the hit, that means 100% girl!

C.Fierce the prostitute and if they crumble down to their knees while grabbing their crotch, S-Groove dodge that bitch and snapback that BroHo and look for someone else that is willing to give the "sucky sucky" and then extra "some some".

S-Groove can only do so much but it can't dodge STD's and AIDS. So always bring condoms!

lmao. I'll be sure yo...I'm just counting down the days till we leave.

LMAO

hotman2_good:i wan 2 hold your sof tendr beasts
caligurl12yrsold:wuts a beast?
hotman2_good:u hav 2 of dem
caligurl12yrsold:MY ADDRESS IS 1859 STONEYBROOK STREET I AM NOT A COP.

...lmao.

LOL! You sound like a young kid wanting to get his first poon. Playing with prostitutes is playing with fire my friend.

Take it easy young man.........

Getting AIDS or herpes takes only once and everything after that is SADNESS. Don't trade 30 minutes of pleasure for 60 years of living.

Sleeping with prostitutes is like sleeping with all the other guys she sleeps with. Your chances of contracting is probably 1000X higher than with normal girls. DONT DO IT!

Hahaha, nah, for the most part, I was just joking. I mean, if I ever were to do anything, the most I'd go is prolly get a hand job...maybe a blowjob, but ONLY and if only I had condoms and I KNEW that it's a girl and has always been a girl.

You spelled Bangkok wrong. I think that already shows that you'll tolerate male prostitutes.

Hey man, I have nothing against gay people...

[Shiro887]

Yo, MagnetiX! I've just been to your myspace. I was bored and I have no life :sad:. I can't believe you made a vid of you opening your PSP! :rofl:
And that is NOT your sister. She's friggin hot. And you're bigger than I thought you would be. You're about my height. Here I thought you were some short azn dude with messy hair and shit and you look like someone I would chill with.

And your sister is hot.And I can't believe I watched that entire video :confused:

btw yes your sister is fiiiiiiinnnneeee

[BananaWeed]

Get all your shots before you leave. I dunno if traveler's diarrhea is a big problem there. ONLY drink bottled water. Don't get drugged, kidnapped, and forced into the sex industry.

[KING]

Haha, she's coo with it. It's just up to me...I don't wanna end up catchin' some shit, that's what I'm worried about.




Haha...I see what you did there.

lol my friend was stationed there as an army guy...he fucked around 50 chicks.

...he came back scratching and had to go the doctor to get some treatment for his misadventures. :lol:

Yeah, I gotta check out some buffets in that bitch. Pho is Thai...right?
Pho' is vietnamese noodles in beef broth. :D

[BEWD]

Yea Mag, shots are something you want to be prudent about, and also something I didn't see mentioned on here, do .not. be out alone at night, especially in areas with very little people. That's usually one of the tips I hear most often along with street vendors, as someone WILL jack your ass.

[Fulaani]

paying for sex is sadword

[Biolink]

Magnetix please go to a Spa,and tell us how it was.

Just be careful bro.

[ShinAkumax]

Paying for sex is pimp.

[Mini-Aruka]

Condoms are your friends! ^^ Hope you have a safe trip man have fun. What mag said I gotta tell you is the truth don't go out alone at night unless your strapped or your with friends its dangerous. Again have a safe trip and come back with out aids yo.

[robotchop]

beetle fighting is pretty big in thailand. go see some of those fights and some muay thai ones. have fun.

[igotalottastuff]

Hey man, I have nothing against gay people...
Haha me neither, was just saying that you'd be ok to bang a guy. But anyways, I'm not sure what you can buy tours should be cheap since summers over.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

Magnetix please go to a Spa,and tell us how it was.

Just be careful bro.

yeah tell us about the happy ending!:rofl:

[fistoftheryustar]

If you're white, have a cock, some alcohol, you will get a threesome.

[masher]

If you're white, have a cock, some alcohol, you will get a threesome.

with what though? :wonder:




paying for sex=the future

[fistoftheryustar]

also look at the hands, sure fire way of telling. works everytime ;)

[wireless]

beetle fighting is pretty big in thailand. go see some of those fights and some muay thai ones. have fun.

Yep them bug fights are big in Asia.

www.japanesebugfights.com

[MagnetiX]

Yoooo.

Aite, so I got back two days ago.

First off...Thailand is fucking niiiiiiiiiiiiceeee.
I went to a bunch of food places and fattened myself up...no, seriously, I let myself go! I gained a few pounds. The food is fucking incredible. Shit had me like wjigkajlawgkla.
The girls... :O!!! The first day, I went on a tour at this jewelry place (it was part of the package...so whatever) and there were all these, I don't know, 15-16 year old Thai girls (I'm guessing they were, they looked pretty young) and omfg, I would've busted out my wang and slapped all of em for great justice. Them girls was lookin' good and one of em kept coming close to me and she kept saying something, I don't know what...she was trying to tell me something in English but I couldn't really understand.
I just bowed to her, gave her a smile and dipped out. She was cute as fuck, though...too bad I can't speak Thai.
That's another thing...I wanna learn how to speak Thai. My parents and I are already planning a trip back, so "Sawasdee Krub" to all you bitches and hoes, cuz I'm comin' back!

The shopping is pimp status. I bought me a bunch of clothes and shit...lol, them things were cheap as fuck. I know the stuff with brand names were fake, so I just bought stupid t-shirts that said like "I love Thailand" or whatever, or the ones with pictures on em.

I went to a massage parlor, but sorry guys, no handjob or nothing! FUCK! The hotel we went to was a nice ass hotel (Baiyoke Suite Hotel), so when we asked for a massage, they only gave us "professional" massage parlors to choose from - professional as in, you call them up, and they pick you up from the hotel themselves - so meaning no handjobs :( - if it wasn't professional, you just walked in and shit...and probably get a handjob on the side. I asked if we can go to one that isn't "professional" and they were like "No, professional much better!"

:(

Anyways, I'll write a blog about it and post that shit...I got hella pictures and videos...especially this one where I seriously thought I was gonna die on the plane cuz some fuck head in front of us was being a total asshole to one of the flight attendants cuz he wouldn't move out of a seat he wasn't assigned to...he was assigned to like 40A and he was in 60C or something and he wouldn't move...I thought these three doods infront of him were his co-terrorists or some shit. I got that on tape, too...lol.

[Hatred Edge]

Yes that's all fine and dandy MagnetiX. It's good to hear you had fun on your trip and I will read your blog but while you have been gone something has happened. You decide if it's good or bad:http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=146693

And yes I do want to see those pics and vids.:china:

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Go to pattaya wrap it up and have fun.

If I had the 2g's for the plane tickets and the 5 bucks for the pussy I'd be in heaven.

[Biolink]

Come on with them pics,

I hope you shot at least a few Thai girls

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

cool.
can I come with you next time? :lovin: