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sbw
01-03-2008, 10:21 AM
I will apologize upfront for my good friends atrocious grammar in email.
i just beared witness the greatest accident ever after i picked up the loot at the bank im driving down bpt ave.
i pass curtis ryan and 2 new accords with the tape still on them pull out behind me theres a golf in front of me and another truck in fron tof it the accord pulls on my ass to the point were i couldnt see the headlights the salesman driving is on the phone and the salesman next to him is throwing his hands up becasue im obviously not driving fast enough light turns red at crabtree we all stop these dudes are trying to pull around me and the other cars. not happening.
light turns green we start going, driving a smooth 25mph as we come up to walmart they try to pass on the the right then cut back in. he is only able to pass me and tries to cut back in front of me behind the golf the golf was already braking when the accord cut me off the golf slammed on his brakes and the accord smashed into the back of him the guy in the passenger of the accord seat must have broken his arms because they were up in the air when the airbags went off the guy driving the golf got out and smashed the driver window of the accord, apparently his daughter was in the back seat of the golf the guy in the truck in front of him got out becasue the golf bumped him and he pulled the guy off the accord i called the cops who were there in 1 minute the other accord stopped and some smoking saleswoman got out.
when the cops rolled up
i told him that the driver was so close to my bumper that i could see he wasnt wearing a seatbelt nor the passenger, the driver was talking on his cel phone and he passed me on the right.
the passenger was taken off in the ambulance and the driver was arrested.
holla


C/N: two salesmen driving a brand new accord tailgate and act like douchebags, cut my friend off, and in process rear-end someone. That someone happens to be very violent, and the cops arrest the douchebag driver/salesmen of the accord.

I just find it awesome that finally, someone got what they deserved on the road today. That just makes my day a little bit better. I really hope that d-bag broke both his arms from the airbags.

Adam Warlock
01-03-2008, 10:25 AM
I just find it awesome that finally, someone got what they deserved on the road today. That just makes my day a little bit better. I really hope that d-bag broke both his arms from the airbags.

So, you hope the passenger, who had no control over the car, broke his arms because of his friend's negligence. Gotcha. In addition, I hope you choke on your own tongue. That'll show the driver!

sbw
01-03-2008, 10:34 AM
So, you hope the passenger, who had no control over the car, broke his arms because of his friend's negligence. Gotcha. In addition, I hope you choke on your own tongue. That'll show the driver!

He was the D-bag who was raising his arms, actin-a-douche, because the car in front(my friend) wouldn't go any faster.

I'd think that was pretty obvious, but then again, when I read over his horrible email I can see why that may be tough to gather.

choke on my own tongue, brilliant.

nameingway
01-03-2008, 11:28 AM
a smooth 25? at no point is going 25 miles per hour acceptable, BRO. that's the limit around neighborhoods and schools, where you still drive 30. if you're by a walmart then you're nowhere near a neighborhood (not sure about schools), so it's probably a safe assumption to make that the speed limit is/was anywhere from 35-45. 25 miles per hour in one of those zones should get your throat cut and displayed publicly.

you're a bitch.

oh... and how do you know they were salesmen? what the fuck does that even mean? are they automatically douchebags because their line of work involves selling things?

sbw
01-03-2008, 11:48 AM
They were dropping off or delivering a car at a dealership. They're salesmen, as well, I emailed my friend who works at said dealership and he confirmed it. They were in fact salesmen from another dealership. Yes, and I stand by my initial accusation that they're d-bags.

Funny thing is, your opinion of 25 mph being too slow is just that, an opinion. The truck described as being in front of the car hit, was the reason 25mph was how fast they were going.

so tell me, what else you got besides the bitch thing?

DarthTrey
01-03-2008, 11:52 AM
I think they are misunderstanding the message of your thread.

More people that suck need to be in Car accidents.

Will Gotti
01-03-2008, 12:09 PM
a smooth 25? at no point is going 25 miles per hour acceptable, BRO. that's the limit around neighborhoods and schools, where you still drive 30. if you're by a walmart then you're nowhere near a neighborhood (not sure about schools), so it's probably a safe assumption to make that the speed limit is/was anywhere from 35-45. 25 miles per hour in one of those zones should get your throat cut and displayed publicly.

you're a bitch.

oh... and how do you know they were salesmen? what the fuck does that even mean? are they automatically douchebags because their line of work involves selling things?

That nigga who cut the guy off is a bitch. I see plenty of these impatient ass bitches on a daily basis. They never look AROUND your car or through your back window and through your windshield to see if there might just be something in front of you slowing you down.

This motherfucker got what he deserved, brake lights, a smashed up car and the witness he cut off to tell the cop how much of a bitch he was so he could get arrested.

#reload
01-03-2008, 12:13 PM
yeah i don't really appreciate when people cut me off just to slam on their brakes...and speed to the red light...real fucking genius

rsigley
01-03-2008, 12:35 PM
a smooth 25? at no point is going 25 miles per hour acceptable, BRO. that's the limit around neighborhoods and schools, where you still drive 30. if you're by a walmart then you're nowhere near a neighborhood (not sure about schools), so it's probably a safe assumption to make that the speed limit is/was anywhere from 35-45. 25 miles per hour in one of those zones should get your throat cut and displayed publicly.

you're a bitch.

oh... and how do you know they were salesmen? what the fuck does that even mean? are they automatically douchebags because their line of work involves selling things?

the road to walmart by my house is 25 mph and regularly people get pulled over for going 30-35 there


once it was a huge rainstorm and i was going 60 mph still, guy in front of me and some guy kept high beaming me

so i just went right when i could, let him pass, then high beamed him non stop for 5 miles while he was boxed in like i was when he was doing it to me

i wish he crashed

Adam Warlock
01-03-2008, 12:36 PM
the road to walmart by my house is 25 mph and regularly people get pulled over for going 30-35 there

Walmart is on my street, literally a block away. I think that counts as being near a neighborhood too.

sbw
01-03-2008, 01:26 PM
That nigga who cut the guy off is a bitch. I see plenty of these impatient ass bitches on a daily basis. They never look AROUND your car or through your back window and through your windshield to see if there might just be something in front of you slowing you down.

This motherfucker got what he deserved, brake lights, a smashed up car and the witness he cut off to tell the cop how much of a bitch he was so he could get arrested.

not only that, but the car he rear-ended had the guy's little daughter in the back.

That dood flipped his shit, and started pounding on the drivers window in retribution fashion that was well deserved IMO.

put my family's life in jeopardy, and there will be hell to pay.

nameingway
01-04-2008, 05:28 AM
that's real fucked up, 25mpg speed limit by a walmart? we've got several in my local and the "slowest" speedlimit (which is across the street from a neighborhood in a shopping center) is 35. still, i think going 25 is unacceptable. i do at least 30 down my street which is a 25 limit, guess the cops in other areas are weak as fuck to pull you over for 5.