Some (expletive deleted) threw out my pizza at work today...

[BBCampbell]

So, I go into the break room at work today and I find that the leftover pizza I brought in for lunch this WEEK is in the garbage, box and all.

I am so ready to FALCON PUNCH this motherfucker in the face if and when I find out who it is. Well, if it weren't for the fact that I'd be in serious trouble if I did anyway...

Seriously, I'm so fucking pissed off right now.


Sorry to go LiveJournal on you, SRK, but I needed to vent.

[JackTenrac!]

Ninja turtles.

[I Am Lothar]

Shell shock...

[Zal]

sorry to hear that man, i make pizza's for a living and i hate when people waste food like that

[TheSix]

Man I feel you! I'm about ready to scissor kick the motherfucker that ate my gummy bears.

[masher]

bummer dude

[valaris]

I feel your pain, while I was at work one of my 3 roomates ate my last 2 Drumsticks ice cream cones.

[Rooks4]

Post a note on the fridge that says:
"Whoever threw out my pizza shall kindly replace it with a new one, as it was my lunch for this week.
Signed,
- <your name here>"

And pray that human decency wins out over douchebaggery.

[maxx]

damn mikey...always jacking pizza's.

now i have a sudden urge to watch tmnt 1

[BBCampbell]

Post a note on the fridge that says:
"Whoever threw out my pizza shall kindly replace it with a new one, as it was my lunch for this week.
Signed,
- <your name here>"

And pray that human decency wins out over douchebaggery.


Well, my actual note said:

"Someone owes me a pizza. Seriously, **** you."


Though I think I might get in trouble for that.

[Autocrat1]

When you find out who it is, wait for them to disappear for a while then casually rub a slice from the garbage to his work area without leaving any stains (under the desk, on the chair, etc)


That'll attract the Mousers. :devil:

[Panicked]

Pizzown'd

[TheSix]

Post a note on the fridge that says:
"Whoever threw out my pizza shall kindly replace it with a new one, as it was my lunch for this week.
Signed,
- <your name here>"

And pray that human decency wins out over douchebaggery.

I like that idea.

"Whatever punk ass nigga ate my gummy bears is gone get it!! Save your soul by replacing them with the two for one dollar pack."

[orochizoolander]

That sucks dude this reminds me of that thread where everyone was saying how they had shady co workers that did shit like this.

Maybe u should consider having ur own personal icebox or something.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

So, I go into the break room at work today and I find that the leftover pizza I brought in for lunch this WEEK is in the garbage, box and all.

I am so ready to FALCON PUNCH this motherfucker in the face if and when I find out who it is. Well, if it weren't for the fact that I'd be in serious trouble if I did anyway...

Seriously, I'm so fucking pissed off right now.


Sorry to go LiveJournal on you, SRK, but I needed to vent.

I feel you.
thats one of my pet peeves actually when people eat or somehow take my food away

[Panicked]

I feel you.
thats one of my pet peeves actually when people eat or somehow take my food away

That's not a pet peeve: everyone hates that shit.

[JackTenrac!]

Man I feel you! I'm about ready to scissor kick the motherfucker that ate my gummy bears.
:rofl: Do the EX Super one. You must defeat Polka to stand a chance.

[DS]

Pizza time!

*regains health*

[Pablo_the_Mex]

You were planning to eat pizza for lunch, for the entire week?

[Hatred Edge]

Baseball bat w/SRK assist. Beat the fucker DOWN! GO FOR BROKE!

[b1gazn]

shit here in the EC, you can easily leave your food refrigerated in the car. Its colder outside than it is in our work fridge.

[Adam Warlock]

You've got to bait them. Wait for the next office gathering and be like "I'm soooo glad someone cleaned the fridge. Shit was disgusting. Pizza boxes everywhere, yuck." Then when someone's like "You're welcome" you hit them with the din mak. *MOLLYWHOP*

[Nokato]

I just usually keep my food near me--(icebox) this has almost happened to me before so I didn't choose to take a risk. Seriously, you should find out who did it and make then buy you another one.

Or, plant food in the fridge for them to steal(of course have your own seperate meal) but make sure you wipe it with your dog's ass before you put it in the fridge. It will more than likely deter anyone from stealing food from you again.

[akumachan]

from SMB:

That sucks but what I hate even more is when someone eats your own lunch. The last company both my wife and I worked at, every once in a while, we'd find out one of our lunches from home was gone from the refridgerator.

Not just a soda or the chips, cookies or shit like that - the whole fucking thing was eaten. What's even more insulting, we found the tuperware tossed in the trashcan. It happened twice. After that, management sent out an e-mail saying anyone caught will be fired immediately.

[Shukuda]

Then again, whoever was given the task to clean the breakroom probably wouldn't have given a damn. I know whenever our breakroom gets a cleaning, everything and anything flies off into the trash can.

[SeizureGummies]

I like that idea.

"Whatever punk ass nigga ate my gummy bears is gone get it!! Save your soul by replacing them with the two for one dollar pack."
Ahhh, the two for one pack...

Sorry to go somewhat off topic, but I remember getting a two for one pack of gummies at some random gas station, only to find out that one of the bags had a large chewed piece of gum.

Fuckin' had some ABC gum wrapped up and good to go with my gummies :wasted:

[Will Gotti]

You've got to bait them. Wait for the next office gathering and be like "I'm soooo glad someone cleaned the fridge. Shit was disgusting. Pizza boxes everywhere, yuck." Then when someone's like "You're welcome" you hit them with the din mak. *MOLLYWHOP*

I remember some dude on here said he was gonna mollywhop me :rofl:. I wish a nigga would...oohh I'd 619 that muhfucka.

[Pimp Willy]

WTF are you doing taking up the entire fucking fridge with a box of pizza? Doesn't seem very nice.

Also, back when I was working at this one company, somebody bought a pizza and put it in the fridge for lunch. Somebody took one slice, then re-distributed the pizza evenly around the center so each slice had a little space, to cover there tracks. Hillarious stuff

[Adam Warlock]

WTF are you doing taking up the entire fucking fridge with a box of pizza? Doesn't seem very nice.

Also, back when I was working at this one company, somebody bought a pizza and put it in the fridge for lunch. Somebody took one slice, then re-distributed the pizza evenly around the center so each slice had a little space, to cover there tracks. Hillarious stuff

How would you know unless you did it?

[Pimp Willy]

You'll never catch me batman!

*cloud of smoke*

[fishjie]

How would you know unless you did it?

dun dun dun!

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Pizza boxes are pretty fucking big, I would probably have some strong words for anyone trying to come at the icebox hardbody like that.

[Will Gotti]

You'll never catch me batman!

*cloud of smoke*

Make sure you jump into a Lotus Omega
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHbAu9uaqKk&feature=related

[The Green Trench Coat]

people are so lame.

I would've taken pics of the pizza in random locations then put those pics inside the pizza box

and dumped the actual pizza.

[ProfessorS]

Man this reminds me, I had bought some cinnamon rolls that I was gonna cook. I wake up one Saturday morning and smell something delicious...my roommate's fat pig girlfriend is cooking my fucking cinnamon rolls! Without even asking me if she could! So I just went out there while they were in their room, ate all the rolls except for 2 and got the hell out of there. That chunky bitch didn't need any rolls anyway.

[rcaido]

You should get one of those pizza tupperware...You were probably occupy all the space...Still though, dude needs to get his jackoff hand stepped on for touching shit that dont belong to him...

As for people stealing food oh that pisses me off...Especially when you assume you have food at work, so you dont pack anything for that day...When you get there BAM! where the fuck is my FRESCA? Where's my Campbell Chicken Noodle soup...I think one of these days imma have to do a specialty sandwhich w/ that specialty semen sauce just to trap one of those stealing motherfuckers...With my luck its probably some homo stealing my food...

[fistoftheryustar]

He threw your pizza out, now pay 5 cents to the oldest nastiest green cumming hooker to squirt in his.

[VangardB]

Seriously, dudes are grimy at the work place! They go in my locker and eat my Doughnuts and Pop-Tarts....that's grounds for an ass whoopin'!

So I feel you pain..

[Autocrat1]

Something seriously needs to be done about these thieving-ass, pap-smeared, Food Stampede fucktards who get their fix on other people's food in the workplace. That's an Universal Nigga Moment™ (UNM © 2008) waiting to happen.

Firing just won't do the trick...fuckers gotta pay and live with it when they get caught, which also can be used to prevent other pricks who decide to carry the tradition. Fake fridges? Office bloodpool? Bulletball: Productivity vs. Promotion Edition? The possibilities are endless.

Of course, all of this is a moot point if no one is able to catch the scumbags who do such heinous crimes. I'm talking dedicated surveillance investigations on national television type shit. Damn I wish someone would jack Joey Greco for his just desserts...

Fuck global warming, fuck cigarette bans, fuck subprime, fuck taxes, WHO'S GONNA FIX THIS EPIDEMIC?! :mad:

[Dios <-X->]

dun dun dun!

Keep that av on goddamn it.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

I am stingy with my food because of the office fridge. Fools have jacked my cans of pepsi with my name written on them in big ass letters with a red sharpie. How are you going to walk around drinking MY ice cold beverage with my fucking name all over the can? If someone asked me nicely for one, I would gladly give it to them but I am not one to tolerate bitch moves.

[Adam Warlock]

Simple solution (for anyone who's that bothered):

1. Hide a camera wherever food is stored.


Yeah right. Try that shit here and enjoy your free trip to prison!

[Mechanica]

Wow, I can't believe people have that much of an issue keeping their hands to their own food with company fridges and shit. Glad I don't deal with that.

[Satomiblood]

Seriously, dudes are grimy at the work place! They go in my locker and eat my Doughnuts and Pop-Tarts....that's grounds for an ass whoopin'!

So I feel you pain..

Lock? Or no lock?

At my first job, we had this old guy from the dairy dept that would constantly throw away or eat people's lunches, but no one wanted to confront him because he was up there in age and losing it.

[Fadedsun303]

Post a note on the fridge that says:
"Whoever threw out my pizza shall kindly replace it with a new one, as it was my lunch for this week.
Signed,
- <your name here>"

And pray that human decency wins out over douchebaggery.

That actually works. I bought some milks at work and I stuck 'em in the fridge. 30 minutes or so later I go back to use them and they're gone. I stuck a note on the fridge saying "Who stole my milk?!" and the next morning there was two milks magically back in the fridge.

[VangardB]

Lock? Or no lock?

At my first job, we had this old guy from the dairy dept that would constantly throw away or eat people's lunches, but no one wanted to confront him because he was up there in age and losing it.

No Lock, so I guess it's kinda my fault but on the same token.....it's my fucking locker and my shit so I shouldn't have to worry about it.

I've also had issue with people throwing my food away when I put it away with my receipt on it.....I hate working in a grocery store....

[Rod Driguez]

Um... this topic has been done at least a couple times before, you should do a search next time!



j/k, very sorry to hear that. That is infuriating... :sad: :annoy:

[fishjie]

Keep that av on goddamn it.

yes sir! i changed it for you. pleasure meeting you at evo.

[Will Gotti]

I never had this problem cause I always insisted to myself on buying lunch. Yea it can start to add up, but sometimes a dollar menu saves the day. I have never liked the idea of a community fridge in the workplace cause you never know who is sticking their head in there. It's like leaving your fridge at home open for your friends, co-workers, neighbors, etc. all at once.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Not to mention, the community fridge smells like ass sometimes.

[RockBogart]

I never had this problem cause I always insisted to myself on buying lunch. Yea it can start to add up, but sometimes a dollar menu saves the day. I have never liked the idea of a community fridge in the workplace cause you never know who is sticking their head in there. It's like leaving your fridge at home open for your friends, co-workers, neighbors, etc. all at once.

Lock that shit in your desk or car.