who here doesn't watch dat porno?

[*InVeRs3*]

just curious. how many srkers don't watch porn and why?

i'm guessing 98% of us watch.

[Adam Warlock]

I used to but I haven't in years. I only DL the current flavor of the month shock if that counts. Like the supahead vid and 2 girls one cup. I just lost interest in porn a long time ago.

Edit: ALWAYS make the poll results visible!

[Figcoinc]

If you talk about professional porno, I haven't watched that in YEARS!

Though if you talk about amateur stuff...all the damn time. I was never attracted to the porno girl type. They all have the same type of hair, look the same, just mix up ethic backgrounds. They all have that same fake, looking like they are about to growl at your or some shit look.

Give me a real girl who is dumb enough to pose for a "private" video that will NEVER EVER be put on the internet anyday. :lovin:

[Muff Daddy]

solo girl for me. i haven't watched standard porn in a while. i'd rather watch a girl doing some solo action and pleasuring themselves with various toys and fingers than risk seeing a dude's nut sack coming into the frame. i just read through the hated porn cliches thread and i agree 100% that naked dudes should not be allowed in porn.

[Dasiatic]

I was the reason why my school had blocked all web surfing.
I made swiss cheese out of the internet's filter system.

edit: I also remember when I used to visit my mother's work place to surf the web on her computer because i wasn't allowed in my public library. I remember saving a ton of sites on her favorites list.

[Ephidel]

Edit: ALWAYS make the poll results visible!

Seconded.

[goodm0urning]

I don't NOT watch dat porno, if that's what you're asking. Which it isn't.

[Shaft Agent]

most of SRK doesn't watch porn- think they do, they do not.

[Dasiatic]

most of SRK doesn't watch porn- think they do, they do not.

PM links/reccomendations or i didn't see your post.

[fishjie]

i like amateur porn with unknown girls the best. its like collecting rare pokemon!

not a big fan of professional porn either

[Shaft Agent]

...i didn't see your post.

:l: used to it...

will explain myself in the porn thread sometime soon.

[Sacr3D]

People who say I never watched porno are bullshitting.

[stealthcat]

I was expecting 0% no on the poll. What's becoming of SRK?

[Rico!]

lots of people dodging the question here...

[Dasiatic]

lots of people dodging the question here...

because this thread would starve from lack of responses otherwise.

[angryliberal]

i watch porn every single chance i get...

[goodm0urning]

People who say I never watched porno are bullshitting.I hope it's not these guys.

I only DL the current flavor of the month shock if that counts.If you talk about professional porno, I haven't watched that in YEARS!solo girl for me. i haven't watched standard porn in a while.It's ALL porn.

[Alzarath]

I do, but not often. I don't care much for it nowadays.

[Sileighty]

Who wouldn't watch dat porn?

[Digitalbooty]

haven't all year

[fishjie]

who the hell answered no?

anyway porn is just shit you wack off to. quit trying to elevate it into somethings its not. that's like saying, some people THINK they take shits, but theyve never TAKEN A SHIT.

[Shadowcuz]

i watch porn every single chance i get...

pretty much

[Figcoinc]

who the hell answered no?

anyway porn is just shit you wack off to. quit trying to elevate it into somethings its not. that's like saying, some people THINK they take shits, but theyve never TAKEN A SHIT.

I wonder too? I may only watch amateur stuff, but it still counts and I voted yes.

Maybe they said no because they think Porn only qualifies as the pro stuff?

That, or they are just delusional.

[Dasiatic]

it was a femnist you anwered no. i just feel it in my bones.


no homo.

[angryliberal]

or those idiots who think it makes them "manly" not to watch porn - or those delusional followers of viscant's anti-vagina crusade...

[Muff Daddy]

all of y'all need to shut the fuck up with your technical nitpicking. "standard" porn = dick + pussy on screen for me.

so porn is anything that you jerk it to? get the fuck outta here. let's summon the resident srk freak himself.

*paging Million to the thread*

that fool has probably jerked it to women who were fully clothed and pregnant.

[Figcoinc]

*paging Million to the thread*

that fool has probably jerked it to women who were fully clothed and pregnant.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[fishjie]

fine. hardcore porn is shit you wack off to that involves people having sex. softcore porn is shit you wack off to that involves partial nudity but no penetration.

either way, its not an art or a science any more than stripping is a form of dancing.

[Shaft Agent]

who the hell answered no?

anyway porn is just shit you wack off to. quit trying to elevate it into somethings its not. that's like saying, some people THINK they take shits, but theyve never TAKEN A SHIT.

i guess this is directed towards me. i didn't vote- so don't look at me about that "no" vote :lol: but yeah, Muff Daddy is right. your porn definition is slightly off...

EDIT: ok, a new definition. still off though :lol:

[SuicidalGrandpa]

I'm lonely as fuck, of course I do.

[fishjie]

yeah i updated my definition. so if it wasn't you..... who was it?

lurkers........ reveal yourselves.

[angryliberal]

there's art-core...that stuff is somewhat artistic...in a hardcore penetration and cum shot sort of way...

[fishjie]

do directors consider it artsy when they zoom in on the guys moaning face as he is getting a bj? that is the only explanation i could come up with for why they do that.

[angryliberal]

well, these aren't exactly award winning cameramen...i don't understand half the shots they use in porn...and that's not even from a movie snob pov, that's from a "why am i seeing more of this guy's ass than that chick vag" pov...

[fishjie]

yeah wtf is up with the angle where they film doggy style....... behind the guy. and all you see are a guys ass and his balls bouncing up and down. WTF?! do they really think people are go gonna wack off to that?! airthrow already has a thread on this so i wont digress too much.

but do they think they are using "bold" and "extreme" or "different" camera angles in order to be innovative? do they really think is modern art? its not. christ i just want to wack off furiously to porn, not to be subjected to all these hideously bad angles.

[Dasiatic]

yeah i updated my definition. so if it wasn't you..... who was it?

lurkers........ reveal yourselves.

like i said, either a homo poster, or a femnist poster.

there's art-core...that stuff is somewhat artistic...in a hardcore penetration and cum shot sort of way...

ok. one night, years back i was enjoying the spice channel on the illegal cable box in my mothers room. she used to work two shifts and come home cusring me out on how the electrical bill was way too high because of my TV watching habits. no matter. i never cared back then.
one night, before she came hom from work, i saw the funniest failed cum shot ever from an interacial sex scene between this black guy and latina.
what amazes me was how she was able to take his dick out of her mouth to weave her head out the way of his shooting cum. after she dodged it, she went right back into the blowjob.
its hilarious now that i look back on it.

[angryliberal]

damn, i want that scene...i wanna see some matrix cum-dodging action...

[PsychoSquall]

I don't think Ducky has ever watched porn before...

[SNAAAAKE]

yeah I do. mostly milf pron :sweat:

[angryliberal]

gimme dat teen pronz...barely legal, peach fuzz, bring 'em young, etc...

[Hatred Edge]

I watch DAT porn. I've downloaded 19 hrs(:sad:). That's just shit. I watched DAT porn this afternoon. I suck at Dling porn. I got DAT high speed internet access, bittorrent and a shitload of memory left.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

damn, i want that scene...i wanna see some matrix cum-dodging action...

I want a vid of that hot piece of ass in your av.

[Dasiatic]

I want a vid of that hot piece of ass in your av.

I have. you want?

[fishjie]

damn, i want that scene...i wanna see some matrix cum-dodging action...

oh fuck that shit. i didnt just masturbate furiously to some chick getting a dick violently slammed into her various orifices, only to object to being objectified by a cum shot. um, did the stupid whore forget that only minutes ago, she was getting her brains violently fucked out on camera for legions of horny men to masturbate to? she's an object. she needs to get over it. FUCK cum dodging.

that's like a guy who just ate a huge steak with fat juicy steak fries and then declines a beer because he's watching his weight.

[angryliberal]

you can't watch porn for the entertainment value? sad...me and my fiancee will often have little gatherings where we all get drunk and laugh our asses off at porn...i use porno for various reason - my fiancee is bleeding from the cunt, i'm bored and home alone, or just the shear entertainment of it all...

[angryliberal]

I want a vid of that hot piece of ass in your av.

you'd be disapointed, she's a guy...a skinny ass white guy...

so, if you have yellow fever, you may love it...

[Will Gotti]

oh fuck that shit. i didnt just masturbate furiously to some chick getting a dick violently slammed into her various orifices, only to object to being objectified by a cum shot. um, did the stupid whore forget that only minutes ago, she was getting her brains violently fucked out on camera for legions of horny men to masturbate to? she's an object. she needs to get over it. FUCK cum dodging.

Ooooh my boy said orifices. I have never seen a woman cum dodge but I'd be lollerskating all over the place if I did.

that's like a guy who just ate a huge steak with fat juicy steak fries and then declines a beer because he's watching his weight.Steak, fries and all the above? Fuck that pass that beer.

[FistsofFury]

I'm shocked it is only at 80%.

I really like porn from the 70s-80s-90s these days. Its like beating off while travelling through time. And porn back then was different. Less "suck my cock you fucking whore". More bush (I like bush).

[fishjie]

you can't watch porn for the entertainment value? sad...me and my fiancee will often have little gatherings where we all get drunk and laugh our asses off at porn...i use porno for various reason - my fiancee is bleeding from the cunt, i'm bored and home alone, or just the shear entertainment of it all...

one time we had a bbq at a friends house. just a bunch of drunk boys and girls. we started doing shit like downloading gay wallpapers on our friends computer. after a while, my drunk friend after seeing all that gay wallpaper got horny or something, and started playing some porn on his tv. we watched as the female actress in this particular movie got serviced by like 20 dicks in a bowling alley. there were a LOT of dicks on screen. no homo.

anyway my friends and i were all chillin and watching the movie when all of a sudden, this drunk girl in our group asks her other sober girl friend,
"is this what you like to do on your first date?"

the sober girl, a known slut, had a mortified look on her face, and said:
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!" before storming out.

we all had a good lol about that.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

I don't watch it at all.
why? cause the parents are always watching me.
and I dont wan't "dat computer" taken away from me :tup:

[Darkstalker]

When the mood strikes, sure.

[Dasiatic]

i remember DLing a bangbus video and leaving the public library with it playing on their computer. volume was enabled.

that shows them for kicking me out in the first place.

[Oroman]

i remember DLing a bangbus video and leaving the public library with it playing on their computer. volume was enabled.

lol, I bet the librarian was furious....and aroused.

[Sasmasta]

Everyone watches porn. I'm thinking only the Amish do not watch porno...

because they make their own which is levels above what we've ever seen.

[possible fact]

[goodm0urning]

Everyone watches porn. I'm thinking only the Amish do not watch porno...

because they make their own which is levels above what we've ever seen.

[possible fact]They call in Ezekiel with the wooden camcorder assist. [/SRK speak]

[Taito]

Not a hardcore porn watcher.. always been the solo pinup/webcam type.. most porn broads are mutty.. porno was cool when sex was new to me, but after that phase I went back to the softcore stuff.. incidentally the last porn I saw was with Priya Rai cause I followed her solo stuff, and that shit was completely wack..

[Ho0v-Man]

I have here and there when I've gotten bored, but it's not even remotely toward frequent. I've only jerked to it once come to think of it. I really only watch random amateur stuff when SRK is too slow to feed my internet addiction.:rofl: And hey, I don't know if you guys have noticed but 07 was epic/beastly/too good/died for our sins/ etc.:rolleyes: So it's pretty rare. i voted no b/c yes I have watched porn, but not on a consistent basis. It's like if you play guitar 4 hours in a year. Yeah, you played guitar, but you don't PLAY GUITAR.

[ElderGOD]

The poll asks if you watch, not if you watch a lot.

[Dasiatic]

lol, I bet the librarian was furious....and aroused.

I should pull a prank on a library and make every computer's hompage BangBus.com or something.

[orka]

porn never did too much for me, really

i prefer models... like keeley hazell

[SNAAAAKE]

I should pull a prank on a library and make every computer's hompage BangBus.com or something.

OR set it to meatspin dot com :rofl: I might go ahead and do this sometime

[DeathReaper47]

I don't watch it at all.
why? cause the parents are always watching me.
and I dont wan't "dat computer" taken away from me :tup:

^this :tup:

[Hatred Edge]

You bastard....

I know what "meatspin" is!:annoy:

SRK brothers! DO NOT GO THERE! IT will burn your eyezzzzzzz.

[v1y]

yea anything that's nsfw is basically porn. 100% for yes it should be.

[Warpticon]

solo girl for me. i haven't watched standard porn in a while. i'd rather watch a girl doing some solo action and pleasuring themselves with various toys and fingers than risk seeing a dude's nut sack coming into the frame. i just read through the hated porn cliches thread and i agree 100% that naked dudes should not be allowed in porn.

Dude, I feel you 100%. One penis per fantasy. Only porn i find even mildly exciting is, as Nishiko once put it, "FPS porn." I just can't trick myself into thinking some broad gives a fuck about me when she's taking it from some dude, and my dick is just too egotistical for that.

[TheSix]

Amateur porn is where it's at.

[MaxVandalism315]

if i had high speed, i would be watching dat porno right now

[Dasiatic]

if i had high speed, i would be watching dat porno right now

fuck your 48k dial up.

[Daigo Jr]

I don't watch porn but there was this thing going around my school where you can unblock websites, through a website called 'Measpin.com' and everyone was going on it. Fucking disgusting.

But, i'm still a Kid, Porn's nasty to me.

[Silentness!]

Currently I do not watch porn because I'm in this contest called PoM.

When PoM is over... PORN TO DA MAX!

[Daigo Jr]

Currently I do not watch porn because I'm in this contest called PoM.

When PoM is over... PORN TO DA MAX!



:rofl:

[Ducky]

I don't watch porn.


...just kidding.

[matrix9280]

I just don't like it. Most of it is pretty disgusting and the few that aren't repulsive just aren't worth my time to buy/download/read whatever. Feel free to disagree. It's not like I care.

[JackTenrac!]

- Euro porn turned me off because it looked fake. Bad acting. Ever since then, I never went back.

[Sasmasta]

I seen one Asian porn film. The chick had a scar on her stomach, the subtitles made me laugh ["You like it when!?"] and it even came with a blooper reel. Also had a lame storyline which turned her from a housewife into a nurse at night in some parking structure. The movie was everywhere and nowhere...

Bloopers...LoL. If you haven't seen any porn bloopers, I suggest you do. Some of them are funny.

Man: Oh shi'!
Woman: What!? What!?
Man: I busted...
Crew: You better go wash out that baby batter!
Woman: *runs off to the bathroom*
Crew: *makes fun of the dude*

:lol:

Note: Never seen Euro porn...I think?

[GuMz]

i dont watch it

[Shaft Agent]

better explanation of what i said earlier (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4657907&postcount=2084) i left some stuff out so i'll probably add to that later...

[I Am Lothar]

if it gives me an erection, i'll jerk it.
I like to jerk it.
porn gives me an erection.

so I watch porn.

I think that logic works out in the end.

[Shaft Agent]

if it makes me hungry, i'll eat it.
i like to eat it.
food makes me hungry.

so i eat food.

does food MAKE you hungry, or does it STOP your hunger? not trying to be an ass or anything, just trying to show fallacies...

[final_cut]

I can be "not hungry" and look at some food and want to eat it. AND it will stop the hunger I acquired from looking at it.

For me, I don't really watch it as far as buying/renting a movie or whatever, I tried that for a while but basically it felt weird for me because my girlfriend would get on my case about it and want to watch it with me. "Do you want me to do that?!" "No, I just wanted to watch that girl doing that". I dunno. Mostly just like to checkout pinup girls or whatever. But I do occasionally "cruise the net" so to speak.

[Jedi W.]

if it makes me hungry, i'll eat it.
i like to eat it.
food makes me hungry.

so i eat food.

does food MAKE you hungry, or does it STOP your hunger? not trying to be an ass or anything, just trying to show fallacies...

Can't it do both? I mean, surely there are times where you'll eat anything because you're so hungry, and there are other times where you're not that hungry but you see or smell something delicious to eat.

Seems like it would work either way.

...and yeah, I watch porn if I'm horny and want to rub one out and have no other options. If I'm not feeling particularly randy then I'll do something else. I'm convinced that my life post puberty would have been considerably more productive if weren't for my desire of females.

--jedi\/\/.

[Rod Driguez]

not trying to be an ass or anything, just trying to show fallacies...

fallassies?*




* SWIDT?†
















† see what I did there?

[AKUMA2000]

*paging Million to the thread*

that fool has probably jerked it to women who were fully clothed and pregnant.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Liquid Fists]

well to be honest, women faking moans and orgasms isn't that much of a turn on.

[Shaft Agent]

I can be "not hungry" and look at some food and want to eat it. AND it will stop the hunger I acquired from looking at it.

For me, I don't really watch it as far as buying/renting a movie or whatever, I tried that for a while but basically it felt weird for me because my girlfriend would get on my case about it and want to watch it with me. "Do you want me to do that?!" "No, I just wanted to watch that girl doing that". I dunno. Mostly just like to checkout pinup girls or whatever. But I do occasionally "cruise the net" so to speak. i can write "FOOD" on a piece of paper and it wouldn't be food, just like i can make a bootleg copy of One Night in Chyna/One Night in Paris and label it porn when it isn't. pornography is something that is not accepted by most of the population. once it is accepted, it is not pornography. the Anna Nicole Smith i remember was a worthless stripper/gold digging bitch. now she's a fucking martyr (even more so since she became a weight loss guru as per that Trimspa endorsement :rolleyes: ). our norms have changed. now a naked chick spreading eagle is not pornography no matter how hard you jerk off to it. sure, it's hot, but it's not porn. i feel we were all tricked on what porn truly is. :d:

Can't it do both? I mean, surely there are times where you'll eat anything because you're so hungry, and there are other times where you're not that hungry but you see or smell something delicious to eat.

Seems like it would work either way.
--jedi\/\/. if i was like "let's go to Outback and eat some fat-ass steaks- my treat." you'd be like, "hellz yeah, bitch!" but then if i switched it on you and said "HA! i busted your SICK ASS! i'm VEGAN and i don't eat anything with a FACE! you freak! you wanna eat a hotdog? HERE, eat this celery stick i stuffed with baby carrots and dunked in water for flavor, PERVERT! VAMPIRE! GO LIVE IN TRANSYLVANIA WITH ALL YOUR OTHER BLOODSUCKING MURDERING FRIENDS!"

steaks, though delicious and nutritious, are porn to a vegan because it's something that repulses them/their community. now, if they got used to the smell of steak and decided to try some- and liked it- then steak no longer repulses them. steak is no longer that "vegan's" porno- therefore taking away it's "taboo" title. if that makes sense... (i know it was a terrible analogy because vegans aren't the norm everywhere you go, so let's say you went to go buy some weed from a gated compound full of hippies and i was the balding, hemp wearing dude that ran the compound and screwed all the chicks- cult style :badboy: )

pornography will always evolve because it's that stuff on the fringe that the masses DON'T watch- but that itself is changing.

stuff like 2girls1cup and the BME Pain Olympics are currently the true definition of porn. eventually these things will stop being shocking and repulsive to the masses and cease to be porn. don't believe me? compare Pain Olympics to lemonparty or goatse. is lemonparty or goatse even remotely disturbing in comparison?

fallassies?*

† see what I did there?

you sir, are Freaky Sneaky (Dipset no homo) :rofl: