Dateacougar.com

[Chachi]

Finally SRK nerds, your prayers have been answered.

http://www.dateacougar.com/

Pay heed to the following lines near the bottom of the page:

This site is the premier cougar dating site for single guys to meet a rich older cougar who likes young guys and sex.

How can you go wrong with that?

(If somebody beat me to the punch on this, please let me know and I'll delete accordingly. But feel free to peruse the personal ads first.)

[Figcoinc]

Finally SRK nerds, your prayers have been answered.

http://www.dateacougar.com/

Pay heed to the following lines near the bottom of the page:



How can you go wrong with that?

(If somebody beat me to the punch on this, please let me know and I'll delete accordingly. But feel free to peruse the personal ads first.)

That is funny, but I was hoping that this was a furry site. Having people post things like this!

http://www.spottycat.com/marlos/Feral99/Image01.jpg

The profile descriptions would have been great.......

Oh well.....this is still pretty funny. I might show this to my bro. He is looking for a good cougar! :lol:

[Alzarath]

I like that the age counter goes all the way to 99.

[ezekial45]

There are more men on that site then there are women.

[SuicidalGrandpa]

Epic win :tup:

[Luciano Leone]

Does anyone find it weird that you can still select "man" searching for "man" on a site called "Date a Cougar"?

[Black Chanler]

Durham representin' on the front page...how sweet.

[SuicidalGrandpa]

I just gotta wait till I turn 18 now.

[FallingEdge]

Not enough ladies in Denver :sad:

However, why are there guys who are 30ish on this site? Young guys are 18-28 range. The 30 year olds aren't dating a cougar. It's just middle age dating.

Thanks for teh hookup.

[angryliberal]

hey, 30 is NOT middle aged...fucking kids...

[Gasp]

WII Story



im sure you did grandpa


im sure you did

[Luciano Leone]

Theres a grand total of 2 ugly bitches on this site in a 50 mile radius from me

[angryliberal]

im sure you did grandpa


im sure you did

was that supposed to be wwii? cuz "wii" story doesn't make much sense...

[Will Gotti]

hey, 30 is NOT middle aged...fucking kids...

Exactly. I'll be 30 next month and at least for me I look like a teenager to most people. I think I'm gonna find me a cougar though. Good looking out Chach.

[angryliberal]

Exactly. I'll be 30 next month and at least for me I look like a teenager to most people. I think I'm gonna find me a cougar though. Good looking out Chach.

yeah, i got till dec, but i'll be there soon...but i got carded going into hot fuzz, so apparently i look younger than 17...

[FallingEdge]

hey, 30 is NOT middle aged...fucking kids...

Exactly. I'll be 30 next month and at least for me I look like a teenager to most people. I think I'm gonna find me a cougar though. Good looking out Chach.

:wonder:

When I think of a cougar, it's a woman in her mid to late 30s/40s going after a guy in the 20s.

That's just me though.

:wonder:

[Will Gotti]

:wonder:

When I think of a cougar, it's a woman in her mid to late 30s/40s going after a guy in the 20s.

That's just me though.

:wonder:

Yea me too but like I said I don't look 30 so I get a free pass in life on that note. A cougar to me now is any woman in her late 30's to 40's. My 20's are gonna end in a matter of days so gimme a break :sad:

[Anakron]

The site is a great idea but it's too bad I'm not 18. I love me some older women.

[Chachi]

No cougars near me. Looks like they already have enough men to keep them busy around here...

[Shaft Agent]

i can't believe no one said it yet... (http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9623/notthoughtoutenoughzz7.jpg)

[Chachi]

i can't believe no one said it yet... (http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9623/notthoughtoutenoughzz7.jpg)Menopause is your friend.

[Demon Dash]

Yeah, Cougar lol...

http://www.dateacougar.com/members/deborahmg/

[MrBlank]

There are so many in Cali, and some of them be Milfs... straight UP!

[fistoftheryustar]

Does anyone find it weird that you can still select "man" searching for "man" on a site called "Date a Cougar"?

I was about to thank the TC for such an awesome notification. Im one of the few that actually thinks slightly older makes a woman more attractive. Dating a woman 10 years older would be a thrill for me in this point in time, but damn they got to get rid of some kicks in there.


Age goes to 99, men for men? What is this?

[Hoonyo]

There aren't any within 200 miles of me apparently.

ninja edit: nevermind it works now for some reason

[Chachi]

ah yeah get you some

http://www.dateacougar.com/members/suz808/?aff_id=influxgroup&aff_cp=GOO&aff_pg=2

[Shaft Agent]

Menopause is your friend.i'm not angry, i'm just surprised i made the joke first :lol: unless you didn't mean i was on my period, but then i have no idea how to respond. aaekhatrfhrgh! :bluu:

[DS]

So, I kept searching, but no cougar. I want some hot cougar action. I want to feel those claws dig into my back, damn it. :mad:

[Chachi]

i'm not angry, i'm just surprised i made the joke first :lol: unless you didn't mean i was on my period, but then i have no idea how to respond. aaekhatrfhrgh! :bluu:Nah, just saying that most of the cougars on this site don't need the pill, at the least the ones this site threw at me anyway...

DS- How the hell can you NOT find a cougar in NYC? I guess the site does have a few kinks to wrinkle out. Either that, or it needs a few TV ads...

[Azrael]

Older women FTW. Women's sex drives go up as they get older, which is wonderful. Younger girls tend to tire out too quickly - an older woman will only be thirsty for more.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

so basically this kinda like having a sugar momma?

[goodm0urning]

Exactly. I'll be 30 next month and at least for me I look like a teenager to most people. I think I'm gonna find me a cougar though. Good looking out Chach.Will you be looking for your cougar before or after the Denny's early bird special?

EDIT:

This website sucks. There are way too many dudes, fat chicks, and uggos. It's hard to imagine how they could possibly fuck up a website called "Date a Cougar," but they've found all three ways to do so.

[Will Gotti]

Will you be looking for your cougar before or after the Denny's early bird special?

EDIT:

This website sucks. There are way too many dudes, fat chicks, and uggos. It's hard to imagine how they could possibly fuck up a website called "Date a Cougar," but they've found all three ways to do so.

Hell naw. The women at my local Denny's during early bird specials are fucking elderly lionesses tearing their plates up like it's their last meal.

[Biolink]

I'll be 18 next month,Yes!

[R.P.D rookie]

Out of boredom and curiosity, I was involved with Adult Friend Finder for a month or two. I wouldn't have even went to that website or knew about it if it wasn't for Court TV's Nancy Grace mentioning it on her show in which she linked it to somebody's murder.:rofl:

Anyway, all these sites are set up the same: reel you in even if just for a month but make sure to snag them. When I was a "basic member" on AFF, all you could do was look at people's profiles and respond with a "flirt" which was a saying like "RPD has winked at you" and that's it. Then you'd get an auto email response from the person you flirted with saying "I only respond to upgraded members". Because in order to post a picture, you gotta upgrade to a silver membership status.

So then you've got tons of women on the sites that are probably paid by the sites to reel them in with flirty emails getting you to upgrade your membership then when you do, that person you thought was interested in you disappears, or in my case, much to Airthrow's dismay because I don't have her pictures anymore, you get a total bitch that strings you along and then tries fabricate a lie as to why she doesn't want to see you.

The REAL cougars are at the bars and all around you in the day, you just gotta have an eye for them. I wish I did have an eye for them.:sad:

[EveryFlowerFlow]

why are they called cougars?

[Azrael]

Out of boredom and curiosity, I was involved with Adult Friend Finder for a month or two.
*IF* you pay for Silver/Gold, there are real women to be found on the site. The problem is that the guy:girl ratio is something like 9,000:1, so you have to sort of look for new members like a hawk and rush that shit down. Also, you have to look for who's online/been recently active, as a lot of the profiles are old and pretty much never used.

I met 3 women off AFF, one was a success, one was indirectly a wonderful hit, and the other one was a complete dud.

For all the trouble/cash, you're probably better off trying your luck on MySpace/Facebook.

[goodm0urning]

Hell naw. The women at my local Denny's during early bird specials are fucking elderly lionesses tearing their plates up like it's their last meal.It probably is their last meal.

And they're probably looking to get laid one last time before they go... just sayin'. Those limp beef jerky flaps could be yours.

[maxx]

i cant tell which ones the cougar
http://www.dateacougar.com/members/patriotslady/

[Biolink]

why are they called cougars?

From UD:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougar

" (see also hunt, prowl, corner, pounce). Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"

[R.P.D rookie]

*IF* you pay for Silver/Gold, there are real women to be found on the site. The problem is that the guy:girl ratio is something like 9,000:1, so you have to sort of look for new members like a hawk and rush that shit down. Also, you have to look for who's online/been recently active, as a lot of the profiles are old and pretty much never used.

I met 3 women off AFF, one was a success, one was indirectly a wonderful hit, and the other one was a complete dud.

For all the trouble/cash, you're probably better off trying your luck on MySpace/Facebook.



I think you're right and the women to bot/people trying to plug a website ratio is about the same as the 9,000:1 mark as well even when you do find the women. I'm not even talking about those women that have the impossibly beautiful profile pictures that just happen to live 10 miles away, I'm talking average everyday pictures for girls and then when you talk to them they're like "Hey, you can talk to me on my website, it's (insert name here), ttyl!". 3 for you too huh? one was a success, one a bitch/idiot and the other a cougar that had last minute guilt for preying on a 22 yr old (2 years ago).

In terms of age, the success was 23, idiot was 33 and the cougar was *ahem* 59. My age window for women is huge.

[Biolink]

I found a free online dating community,for people that are into online dating.You can even narrow the search to people that are just looking for sex.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/

[ShinAkumax]

Sadness*

No hits

[SuicidalGrandpa]

Looking through that site, there are way too many guys.

[Luciano Leone]

I found a free online dating community,for people that are into online dating.You can even narrow the search to people that are just looking for sex.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/

My dad's on plenty of fish. Haha.

[masher]

dateacougar=date a "BBW" :wasted:

plentyoffish and okcupid (http://www.okcupid.com/) are free(no gold member BS) and have alot chicks :tup:

whatever happened to myspace single ads? they got rid of it? :confused:

[SNAAAAKE]

Looking through that site, there are way too many guys.

way too many guys everywhere.....

u just gotta play yo cards right

[caliagent#3]

:wonder:

When I think of a cougar, it's a woman in her mid to late 30s/40s going after a guy in the 20s.

That's just me though.

:wonder:

ummm a cougar is more like a mid to late 40 - 55 yr old looking for a 20 something yr old guy.

Anything older is a leapord......

[Biolink]

My dad's on plenty of fish. Haha.

Did you know,or did you see his face pop up?

[stealthcat]

My dad's on plenty of fish. Haha.

lmao

[fistoftheryustar]

My dad's on plenty of fish. Haha.


That's just got win written all over it.

[Luciano Leone]

dateacougar=date a "BBW" :wasted:

plentyoffish and okcupid (http://www.okcupid.com/) are free(no gold member BS) and have alot chicks :tup:

whatever happened to myspace single ads? they got rid of it? :confused:

My mom's on okcupid too.

God damn.

And no you can't have her (or my dad's) screename.

[SuicidalGrandpa]

Maybe this is the future.

[TheSix]

OKCupid is alright.

I've gotten numbers off of it.

Damn. I want a cougar to take advantage of me. Like right now. But that site is ass.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

I have to admit older women are a helluva attractive

[4Play]

SHAKE WHAT MY MAMA DIDNT GIVE ME (http://www.dateacougar.com/members/msdown4brown/?aff_id=influxgroup&aff_cp=GOO&aff_pg=2)

[MrBlank]

someone hack that shit and or use an "Acquired" credit card number to get us an SRK account we can all share

[GreyFoxx]

OKCupid is alright.

I've gotten numbers off of it.

Damn. I want a cougar to take advantage of me. Like right now. But that site is ass.

Wait aren't you in the P.OM 08 stay off that site for Out-World!!!

[Will Gotti]

It probably is their last meal.

And they're probably looking to get laid one last time before they go... just sayin'. Those limp beef jerky flaps could be yours.

Keep dreamin' and pass that dutchie to the left hand side. Their pussies are prolly like dried up bacon and their bodies so worn *shudders* :wasted:.

[denjin]

hey, 30 is NOT middle aged...fucking kids...

Yo...that shit made me laugh. Good shit. Hehe.

[iwst99]

My dad's on plenty of fish. Haha.

Pics plz.

[Will Gotti]

Pics plz.

Damn you don't have to bring the gay to the guy's dad.

[iwst99]

I'm not gonna fuck the dude, I just want pics. Just like some of you think older women are hawt, I think older men are hawt. Nothing wrong with just looking...:wonder:

If y'all can ask for mom pics, I want to ask for dad pics. :rofl:

[fistoftheryustar]

There are NO cougars with pics within 400 miles of where I live

[Luciano Leone]

Pics plz.

Theres one (http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/duke.gif)

and theres another (http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/duke2.gif)

[iwst99]

Theres one (http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/duke.gif)

and theres another (http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/duke2.gif)

Fuck!

Your dad's inbox must be flooded with responses from horny woman. :wgrin: