SRK 2007 GD Awards - Funniest Poster Award

[epp1e]

Sorry for the utter failure with not making votes visible. Now, here it goes again.

Who was the funniest poster in 2007?

[GeoG2]

Adam Warlock is the SRK MVP.

[Sasmasta]

YOOOOOOOU!

Just playin'. Waiting for the voting poll.

[ToyRobotTerror]

I voted VSLASH since we white people are a minority here.

[epp1e]

My vote went to Slash. Adam Warlock & VSlash made me laugh the most in 07... and I figured Adam needs some friendly competition.

[Adam Warlock]

My vote went to Slash. Adam Warlock & VSlash made me laugh the most in 07... and I figured Adam needs some friendly competition.
If anyone is taking this it's my archnemesis CLit.

[wez]

Adam Warlock is the GD MVP.

Fixed :wgrin:

[Hatred Edge]

I'm siding with AW here. VS is good. But how can I forget the AV that AW did with Fatherbrain and his girl? Or the Ephidel thread/AV? "I got these cheeseburgers man."

[Dangerous J]

Vslash gets overloked b/c hes white .
Jase is a shithead
adverse is a more well-rounded poster
lint tries too hard for not enough funny

therefore aw.

[epp1e]

Haha fuck. I totally blanked out on who Carpet Lint was. I've only associated his posts with his avatar. It would've been a lot harder to decide between the three of you if I remembered who it was when I was voting.

[ToyRobotTerror]

Vslash gets overloked b/c hes white .
.

racist!

[DeathReaper47]

Well, the most fun I had here in '07 was my little e-dual with AW in that "duuuuumb" thread, so I'm going with him.

I would vote for VSlash. I mean...thats his whole gimmick now. He went from being a well-rounded poster(like Adverse) to "random Non-sequitur. ALSO CAPITAL LETTERS." CLint is funny too. Jase fucking sucks. Niggas need to stop voting for that faggot.

[thurst]

i'm voting AW, but magnetix deserves some sort of recognition for taking the L and making ridiculous gay comments for the greater good and hilarity of SRK.

[Murt!]

RandomNigga wins every year. Jase and CL are both really funny.

[goodm0urning]

I voted VSLASH since we white people are a minority here.I'm not the only white guy here?

Clint is way too close, but I have to give this one to Adam Warlock for sheer volume of funny. He is the Sears & Roebuck of funny. I'm not sure what that even means.

[Carpet Lint]

Fuck this award, I'm not here for the amusement of you cock riding assholes.

I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED

Adam is approaching dangerous levels of hype. You've already got the anti-popularity vote against you. In five years when we're all old, people gonna be name dropping Adam Warlock to prove their e-coolness. Like how that big stuffed shirt Brandon Lee was so overrated. (<- SEE!?! See how cool name dropping Brandon Lee makes me?)

I wish to get there one day as well.

Addy's pretty funny. ...I guess. In much like the same way the Holocaust was funny. (...so extremely funny.) The originator of The Eye of Sauron methodology as well - that shouldn't be forgotten.

But VSlash is a bitch, straight up. I don't even want to talk about that guy, shit makes me mad.

Man, fuck this competition, shit's all rigged anyway.

Other underrated people that I think are funny but weren't really considered for this award (but should have been)...

YellowS4 - Sniper supreme. Drops the one-liner and then vanishes back into the ether, Shinobi style.

Night - The original Shinobi. It'd be quiet as hell, and then you'll catch a glipse of the original, OG hentai avatar...and shit'd be over for you. SHINOBI! Also seems to have an inhumanly freakish command of old sporting knowledge, particularly within the Bay area, which is always a plus in my book.

TS - But he won the Most Underrated Award, so by definition it's like he's OVERRATED now, so fuck this guy too.

Ragetowersrage - Very under the radar, ratio of funny posts to total posts is extremely high. Takes high quality, high percentage shots. Unlike me - I'm the ultimate volume scorer.

Million - I'm not kidding when I say this - he is the absolute sanest poster on this forum. I don't know why he isn't annually recognized for his contributions. For the record, we always laugh with him, not at him.

OMG AntiAir Dust - Sometimes I feel you try to force the issue a bit too much, but I see it there, always high quality posts.

valaris - I don't know if he's really that funny...or if I'm just really gay for him.

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE - A huge ass, but he knows it, and everything he posts is comedy. This might be an acquired taste. ...which you might not necesarily wish to acquire.

orochizoolander - That guy is goddamn hilarious. First, mad respect for successfully fighting off the Zoolander quips for so long, because I don't care what anyone else says - that movie is hilarious. "It's a walk off!" He also has that weird posting style that kinda makes you feel like he's mentally disabled...yet not. I can't really describe it, but it adds to the hilarity, and it's something that VSlash and fishjie have absolutely perfected.

And lots of other guys all across the board. Many thanks for making my work day roll along that much faster.

BUT IF I DON'T WIN THEN THE SRK GD AWARD PANEL LOSES ALL FUCKIN CREDIBILITY
MY PUMPKIN'S GOT CHAMPANGE IN IT, FAM!!!

[Lantis]

LAWL, I voted for you, you stoopid Kanadian fucktard. :wgrin:

So that you can FINALLY claim that there is SOME degree of win in Toronto, since the Raptors, Blue Jays, AND Maple Leafs all FUCKIN' SUCK! :arazz:

[valaris]

valaris - I don't know if he's really that funny...or if I'm just really gay for him.


That's the single sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me on this board :sad:

[DS]

That's the single sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me on this board :sad:

STFU and get back in your hole.

Anyway, I voted for Adam. He brought the lols and arpe this year. Carpet Lint had some epic stuff flying about too, but '06 just seemed like a better year.

[valaris]

STFU and get back in your hole.


I never left the hole, I'm still in quebec...

[Carpet Lint]

Shit, now it's all awkward between us. What do we do now? Do we go back to being casual e-acquaintances...? Do we move to San Francisco and adopt an Ethopian child...? I'm not sure there's middle ground anymore.

And hey, HEY! Raptors beat the 15-22 Kings today, okay? I watched the Leafs unsucessfully try to give the game away to Carolina last night, and the Jays just got hosed by the Cards by essentially extending Troy Glaus' contract for a third year, so we're all in the clear here.

You live in Chicago Lantis, you don't have shit to say to me!

[valaris]

San Francisco sounds nice but with that Super Staph infection running around, I'll pass.

[angryliberal]

why is adverse on there, i just don't think "lolz" when i think adverse - intelligence and well thought out posts for the most part, but not so many lolz. at least in my experience.

[Lantis]

And hey, HEY! Raptors beat the 15-22 Kings today, okay? I watched the Leafs unsucessfully try to give the game away to Carolina last night, and the Jays just got hosed by the Cards by essentially extending Troy Glaus' contract for a third year, so we're all in the clear here.

You live in Chicago Lantis, you don't have shit to say to me!

Ooooh? But I CAN!

When was the last time the Maple Leafs won a Stanley Cup? Like...1967? LULZ! The Blackhawks are hot shit as always, but at least we have played in a Stanley Cup FINAL recently (1991-92 season)

Do I really need to GO THERE with the Bulls? Yep, didn't think so....

And ever since the Blue Jays won the World Series, the White Sox have won it, too! Seems like the last TRUE GLORY you had was in 1992! :rofl:

[Carpet Lint]

Man, fuck da Bulls. They probably should have swung Deng for Gasol or Garnett because he's probably going to leave them this year. Team's a complete train wreck, you're 7 games under .500...NOW who's living in the past?

Sorry, there's just no way you get to talk about championships if you live in Chicago. I know you're a Cubs fan, stop trying to pretend like you give a damn about the Sox.

Goddammit, I hate you.

[Lantis]

Man, fuck da Bulls. They probably should have swung Deng for Gasol or Garnett because he's probably going to leave them this year. Team's a complete train wreck, you're 7 games under .500...NOW who's living in the past?

Sorry, there's just no way you get to talk about championships if you live in Chicago. I know you're a Cubs fan, stop trying to pretend like you give a damn about the Sox.

Goddammit, I hate you.

Shhhhh....hey, you hide your Jack Morris posters, and I'll try to hide my Michael Jordan posters. Deal? :wgrin:

And you KNOW you loved Vince Carter back in the day. Admit it. :wonder:

Speaking of Jack Morris, that nigga be crazy. Just read a quote of his in Wikipedia...damn, that foo was spitting HOT FIYAH!

I don't talk to women when I'm naked, unless they're on top of me or I'm on top of them

YO YO YO! That Jack Morris be one mean-ass gangsta! Then again, he played for Detroit most of his career, so that probably may influence a bit.... :sweat:

[Lantis]

Adam Warlock, you bring TEH FUNNIES to our lives.

But so does the hate...

So does that mean hating is funny? :confused:

Man, I'm depressed now....

Klint, gimme some of that Simple Plan FIYAH!