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Bernard
01-17-2008, 10:33 AM
I wonder if he spent years fapping to Mannequin before trying this.

Man Gets Stuck in Displaysense Female Display Bust (http://www.theopenpress.com/index.php?a=print&code=00&id=27494)

A 31 year old man from Doncaster received more than he bargained for, as he got a part of himself stuck inside a female display bust he had ordered online from Displaysense and mistaking it for an adult version.

(OPENPRESS) January 17, 2008 -- Displaysense, the one stop shop for retail display products and mannequins recently received a complaint about one of their new bust displays after it was used in an unusual fashion that has stunned and embarrassed the entire sales team. A 31 year old man from Doncaster who can not be named for legal reasons has complained to Displaysense, the UK’s leading supplier of mannequins and display busts, after getting a part of himself trapped in a 24mm hole which is designed for a bust stand.

The man in question had purchased the display bust by accident after mistaking it for an adult toy. Due to the durability of the display bust, he became concerned that the fire brigade would need to be called to liberate him. But thankfully, a pair of heavy duty scissors were able to cut apart the female bust to release him and relieve his delicate area. After freeing himself, he made a call to Displaysense to complain about the user friendliness of the female bust and that this was not what he had ordered.

Steve Whittle the marketing manager of Displaysense was stunned by this incident and said, “These busts are for display purposes only and no-where on the website or in the products packaging does it state that they should be used for adult means”. During the phone call the gentleman in question demanded a refund on the now dismantled female bust at which point the refund request was politely refused.

This is not the first time an incident like this has occurred (though it’s a first for Displaysense). In 2005, Michael Plentyhorse an 18 year old from the US was caught after performing an indecent act with an arts centre mannequin. Steve Whittle also commented by saying, “We’ve just added these busts to our range and we normally expect some initial teething problems but not in our 30 years of business have we experienced such an incident. I just hope we don’t have to go to the extent of placing a warning sticker onto the bust to deter people from considering such inappropriate acts in the future”.

A warning sticker on each bust just might not be enough to prevent such ludicrous situations from happening again but Displaysense are considering possibly placing a warning on the new display bust section of their website.

Krimzon
01-17-2008, 10:36 AM
he went headstrong into that one

Yasashiyama
01-17-2008, 10:37 AM
In before real doll vids. :wasted:

With that said he should have put ice on his wang.

ThePurpleBunny
01-17-2008, 10:42 AM
This is why you lube up first.

Demon Dash
01-17-2008, 11:16 AM
Owned... :rofl:

Darkstalker
01-17-2008, 11:23 AM
That must've been a pretty hard time for him.

Alzarath
01-17-2008, 11:37 AM
So lame.

Real females or bust.

BEWD
01-17-2008, 11:41 AM
That must've been a pretty hard time for him.

^:rofl:Damn.

Sasmasta
01-17-2008, 11:50 AM
:lol: They might put a warning on their website.

mastermind
01-17-2008, 11:52 AM
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Arsenal
01-17-2008, 11:57 AM
:lol: They might put a warning on their website.

I remember reading an article on yahoo.com not too long ago about the most rediculous warning signs. I think the winner was something along the lines of "Death May Occur If Crane Falls On You". The runner-ups were equally retarded; commercials that include stuff like "do not attempt to stick fork in eye"... Our world needs less warnings like these to weed out the retards from pro-creating.

Pasteycracker
01-17-2008, 12:34 PM
Pics or it didn't happen...

hahahaha :D

BaSiK_TeKniK
01-17-2008, 01:35 PM
wow.

PsychoSquall
01-17-2008, 02:25 PM
What a dummy.

final_cut
01-17-2008, 04:13 PM
So lame.

Real females or bust.


HAHA

that one made me lol at work.

DarkNecrid
01-17-2008, 04:55 PM
I remember reading an article on yahoo.com not too long ago about the most rediculous warning signs. I think the winner was something along the lines of "Death May Occur If Crane Falls On You". The runner-ups were equally retarded; commercials that include stuff like "do not attempt to stick fork in eye"... Our world needs less warnings like these to weed out the retards from pro-creating.

WARNING: Road wet when raining.

Darkstalker
01-17-2008, 06:07 PM
I remember reading an article on yahoo.com not too long ago about the most rediculous warning signs. I think the winner was something along the lines of "Death May Occur If Crane Falls On You". The runner-ups were equally retarded; commercials that include stuff like "do not attempt to stick fork in eye"... Our world needs less warnings like these to weed out the retards from pro-creating.

WARNING: Remember to breathe.

TheSix
01-17-2008, 06:09 PM
Warning: Don't leave chicken unattended around black people.

Demon Dash
01-17-2008, 06:28 PM
Warning: Blind people might have diffuculties reading this sign...

Mechanica
01-17-2008, 06:53 PM
Your hotlink is a link to start printing the article, FYI.

altergenesis
01-17-2008, 08:31 PM
These warning signs...

:rofl:

Ninja Wallace
01-17-2008, 09:16 PM
I can imagine the sign now. "Warning: Do not attempt to place genitals in slot. It is meant only for the display stand. Attempting such an act may lead to displeasure and/or dismemberment." Then there'd be a silhouette of a penis with one of those red circles around it.

catchafire
01-17-2008, 09:25 PM
Am I the only one here who thinks the Mannequins at BeBe are fucking hot?

Syxx573
01-18-2008, 05:51 AM
So lame.

Real females or bust.

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