DingDang McGee
01-17-2008, 03:31 PM
Sup dawgs. I was gonna make a rap about this but I aint got the time.
I've been lookin for a job lately to get me outta this hood an shit. My homeboys uncle is the managar at some engineering firm around here. I talked to his uncle an he said he would lie for me if I put his company on my resume. I wrote that Im a customer service representative and a collections representative. I never did any of that shit before, but I figured how da fuck hard could it be to collect money? Shit, homeless people do it all the time. I was a customer service representative at Pizza Hut when I was 16 and all that meant is that I used to answer the damn phones and take pizza orders. Shit isnt too complicated.
I been sendin my resume out to all these companies and shit on the internet. My plan was to hustle some company into hiring me and becoming a collection agent or a customer service rep on the phone. Dosnt seem too hard, know what Im sayin? I have all these stories and shit I made up for an interview if they ask me shit.
So i got a call today askin if I was interested in a "Account Executive" position. i told them all I've done was Customer service and collections work. They said I seem to be qualified for the position, so Im like "Yea, I'm interested". I got an interview tommorrow.
The problem is I have no idea what da fuck an Account Exectutive is or does. I dont want to fuck up dis interview. If I can hustle my way into this cushy-ass company, I'd be set. I can't fuck this shit up. i figure some of y'all may have an idea what kinda work this is. What am I getting myself into. What can I do or say to ace this interview. I need y'alls help dawgs!!
I've been lookin for a job lately to get me outta this hood an shit. My homeboys uncle is the managar at some engineering firm around here. I talked to his uncle an he said he would lie for me if I put his company on my resume. I wrote that Im a customer service representative and a collections representative. I never did any of that shit before, but I figured how da fuck hard could it be to collect money? Shit, homeless people do it all the time. I was a customer service representative at Pizza Hut when I was 16 and all that meant is that I used to answer the damn phones and take pizza orders. Shit isnt too complicated.
I been sendin my resume out to all these companies and shit on the internet. My plan was to hustle some company into hiring me and becoming a collection agent or a customer service rep on the phone. Dosnt seem too hard, know what Im sayin? I have all these stories and shit I made up for an interview if they ask me shit.
So i got a call today askin if I was interested in a "Account Executive" position. i told them all I've done was Customer service and collections work. They said I seem to be qualified for the position, so Im like "Yea, I'm interested". I got an interview tommorrow.
The problem is I have no idea what da fuck an Account Exectutive is or does. I dont want to fuck up dis interview. If I can hustle my way into this cushy-ass company, I'd be set. I can't fuck this shit up. i figure some of y'all may have an idea what kinda work this is. What am I getting myself into. What can I do or say to ace this interview. I need y'alls help dawgs!!