What's your Chinese water torture?

[R.P.D rookie]

You're probably wondering what the hell I'm talking about. First let it be known that Chinese water torture is a method of torture in which a victim is restrained, usually in a dark place and then a drop of water hits the same spot on the forehead repeatedly over the course of hours, days or maybe longer. It is said that victims mentally torture themselves trying to anticipate the next drop of water which will strike their forehead and also over time the drop of water feels terrible after hitting the same spot for hours.

Anyway, reason I even make this thread is because water torture reminds me of something that's been happening over the course of my year here at college and it's driving me crazy. So I have this person who lives above me that at random times of the night does who the hell knows what but I THINK they're doing some dance routine or something. It's sometimes a soft thud sound rythm that ends with a loud thump at the end. So:

one...two...three...four...five...SIX

Sometimes it's barely audible and other times it's pretty loud but it's usually in that sequence and sometimes it's random thuds. And it travels from one end of the ceiling to the other. I don't think people are having sex because I hear the person when they lay down in their bed at night (which squeaks very loud through the floor) and I can even hear when they shift in their sleep sometimes when I'm up late. This happens everyday and night since August.

When I moved in back in August I heard this about a week into being back in college and it didn't bother me at first........then September, October, November, December and now January and I'm tempted to murder the person living above me. :smile: OR at the very least, politely ask he/she what the hell they're doing that does that. I'm curious more than angry because I want to know what it is you can do for days and months on end and not tire from it.


Anyway! Now that my story is out of the way, I'd like to hear if anyone else is experiencing the old "water torture" effect from something or someone. Noises are the only things I have problems with. I currently don't have anybody I have to deal with on a daily basis that makes me want to cry.

Discuss. Keep me entertained until I can get Team Fortress 2 working.:smile:

[orka]

i've been at work from 8 to 8 for the past two weeks, writing q4 performance reports... even on saturday.

it felt like a horrible torture at first, but now i'm filled with numbness and apathy. my eyes and back hurt, though.

[Weeks]

just having to drink it.

the water in china, that is

[orka]

just having to drink it.

the water in china, that is

hello diarrhea?

[Hatred Edge]

The Prince of Masturbation Thread:sad:

[Dhalsimowns]

Go upstairs and knock that bitch out.

Any kind of waiting for me. ANY!!

Like, sitting in the chair at the dmv, or for people to change a fucking lane or when they pull off the road too slow. Especially slow ass people walking in a horizontal line that blocks my faster than them walking path. Woman who take fucking forever to pull shit out of their purses to pay, or take especially damn long to say something nice to the clerk when nobody gives a fuck and its just slowing me down. More so, when those same walking people are shorter than me, which is even more annoying because thats rare, talk and look around like nobody else in the fucking world would possibly be walking on this trail/street/path/sidewalk/avenue/boulevard/catwalk and some time of the day when masses of people are fucking out and about, but no they just stand like some waddling retard Great wall of retards and block my damn path cause they are so stupid they cant think to look the fuck up and see someone, maybe!! Especially waiting for retarded people in small cramped areas to move their stupid fucking dumbass self out of the fucking lane to the condiments when Ive been at the fuicking register standing next to them for the last 2mins and I get so pissed I dont even say anything but just stand there and look at the side of their stupid fucking heads until their friends says DUHHH!! hey you should move.

Ya, so its retardadly waiting for no fing reason that gets to me. I think its cause I play alot of marvel and my perspective of time is infinitely faster than most people.
The superhero Quicksilver has the same problem. I feel him.

[bigma]

just having to drink it.

the water in china, that is


try drinking mexican water

[YellowS4]

Having sex with a chinagirl.

[valaris]

The computers at work all turn on making a specific jingle/tune which it repeats a few seconds after.
Everyone time I hear one I keep anticipating the second one and sometimes it takes a while (it's normally 2-3 seconds) and sometimes never. It drives me bonkers.

[axeman61]

I have a feeling my Advanced C++ teacher will give me many moments. She's nice and means well, but her assignment instructions are needlessly complicated. It takes me a while just to process what she's getting at.

[DropOff]

Are you trying to collect a list of things that will make SRKer's tell you their deepest secrets?

*holds chin*

[Krimzon]

hearing the roomate's loud ass footsteps followed my his loud ass slamming of his door. Sounds like a damn gunshot. With the noise he makes walking, he'd have to be forcfully stomping his feet on the carpet floor. And the door is just excessive. At first i thought he was angry, but it turns out that's just how he walks and closes his doors. Quite annoying

[fishjie]

just having to drink it.

the water in china, that is

i really hope you are boiling that shit.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

I live in an apartment and my neighbors next door are always playin this gangsta rap EVERY DAY EXTRA LOUD. the same song too. same time.

and occasionlly I hear them doin the Mcnasty.







so im gonna get revenge. I m going to leave my house and go out a Drum'n'Bass Mix CD with the volume extra loud.


Metalheadz style mofo

[Mechanica]

My tenant described the person who moved in next to me as a "nice, quiet, single guy." Yet 5 out of 7 days of the week, if I don't have music playing, I hear either A) a baby crying B) some crazy vietnamese chick talking REALLY FUCKING LOUD ON THE PHONE BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON YOU CAN'T SPEAK VIETNAMESE QUIETLY WHATSOEVER EVER NO MATTER WHAT or C) crazy viet chick telling the baby to be quiet.

Telling. the baby.... to be quiet. "BEI QUIEAAT!"

:bluu:

[Ninja Wallace]

My father. When he tells me something, he doesn't tell me once or twice like a normal person. No, he has to tell eighteen times in the span of 5 seconds. Even for the simplest thing, like making sure to wear pants. And he does this all over the phone, all the time.

[valaris]

Even for the simplest thing, like making sure to wear pants. And he does this all over the phone, all the time.

It's a good thing he reminds you. Lord knows what would happen if he forgot :wasted:.

[Raziel321]

my legs are not out of shape or anything, i can squat over 300 lbs and im 5'11, i'm an avid snowboarder, nothing amazing; but i cannot sit down cross legged. seriously my legs do not interlock like most peoples to provide a comfortable long lasting sitting position. my shit goes numb and feels like hyper extension. every second of forcing myself to sit down like this is HELL

[Mechanica]

My father. When he tells me something, he doesn't tell me once or twice like a normal person. No, he has to tell eighteen times in the span of 5 seconds. Even for the simplest thing, like making sure to wear pants. And he does this all over the phone, all the time.

Same with mine - and it's never anything I don't know. The words "I know!" have been emitted from my mouth more than any other words.

[Zulu]

Popcorn. The smell and taste. I abhor it. :wasted:

[Yasashiyama]

El Burrito Sabanero. Every fucking holiday season it's that damn song with the whiney child's singing. At first I didn't mind it... but then they started playing it more often...and more...and more.

You would think you could escape it's cute stranglehold. Oh but no, the gods laugh in my face and decided it would be a swell idea to have the radio stations play it when I moved from Puerto Rico to Miami. Oh and the remixes...who could forget the remix being played on a ROCK STATION (94.9 ZETA) in the mornings when I went to school?

There I sat, flabberghasted at the sound, no wait, more like the screeching of nails scraping a blackboard, as the song began. I felt like punching a newborn baby that day. That day I felt I could even punch my way through Baby Armor.

And to this day friends and family continue to test my patience. They will often change stations until that demon child's voice comes on. Or, for the hell of it, they'll burn a copy of the song and play it loudly while I slumber.

Ohhh those crafty motherfuckers...

[erikstanton]

when my brother is sick and clears is throat every 4 fucking seconds.

[Rioting Soul]

*phone rings*
I pick it up
Me: Thank you for calling Gamestop where you can buy and sell used DVDs and games this is _______ speaking, how may I help you?
Scum: Um yes, do you have any Wiis?
Me: I'm sorry, we do not(NOBODY HAS ANY FUCKING WIIS YOU SHIT!).
Scum: Ok.

[valaris]

*phone rings*
I pick it up
Me: Thank you for calling Gamestop where you can buy and sell used DVDs and games this is _______ speaking, how may I help you?
Scum: Um yes, do you have any Wiis?
Me: I'm sorry, we do not(NOBODY HAS ANY FUCKING WIIS YOU SHIT!).
Scum: Ok.

You're lucky with that. Here I had to deal with french customers. Wii is pronouced like "oui" which means yes. So I had to deal with fucking idiots who thought they were funny by going (in french) "You have wiis?"
me: out of wii's.
Dumbass customer: Then why did you say oui if it's no *SNORTLAWLZSNORT*

25 thousand times a day.

[Gain]

Anyway, reason I even make this thread is because water torture reminds me of something that's been happening over the course of my year here at college and it's driving me crazy. So I have this person who lives above me that at random times of the night does who the hell knows what but I THINK they're doing some dance routine or something. It's sometimes a soft thud sound rythm that ends with a loud thump at the end. So:

one...two...three...four...five...SIX

Sometimes it's barely audible and other times it's pretty loud but it's usually in that sequence and sometimes it's random thuds. And it travels from one end of the ceiling to the other. I don't think people are having sex because I hear the person when they lay down in their bed at night (which squeaks very loud through the floor) and I can even hear when they shift in their sleep sometimes when I'm up late. This happens everyday and night since August.



maybe he's working out... the thugs could be from some sort of exercise machine?

~

i hate the sound of vacuums and drills... when someone's vacuuming in my apt building or at home when i lived with my rents back in the day, i'll try my best to zone it out, but it just penetrates everything i try unless i blast headphones or something... i can relate to that whole anticipation aspect of the torture, waiting for it to stop or go... i don't get manic about it, but it's the closest thing i can come up with... shrug

[Luciano Leone]

I had to do some thinking on what my chinese water torture is..

I would have to say whenever my dad drinks. Its the same goddamn thing every time and it happens alot. Just lather rinse repeat the bullshit over and over. I generally have to stay up til about 6 or 7am the next day when he drinks, just sticking it out and waiting til he goes to bed (because I dont have a bed, I sleep on the couch).

Another chinese water torture (around here because the drivers are so fucking stupid) is when I'm trying to make a left turn onto a road, and right when one way is clear of drivers, there will be more traffic coming from the other way.. so right when I finish waiting for one parade of douchebag drivers to pass, I have about a 5 millisecond window to go before another parade of douchebag drivers comes along, therefore making me wait ALL OVER AGAIN. Usually around here the cycle repeats about 3 or 4 times where I'm living right now. Some bullshit huh.

[mr. newbie]

chocolate skittles. let me re-enact for you.

first taste:toosie roll-> eww i hate tootsie rolls
seconds later:spicy ramen noodles->oh god...
OH GOD!!!

[Superking]

Chinese water torture.

[KneelB4Me]

I have a couple.

If Im on a long car journey with my pops, he can start whistling at any point. Once he does, there is no rhythm, small gaps inbetween and constantly stopping and starting. Anticipating the next burst of whistling drives me absolutely insane. Ive told him that whistling in public or around people is quite rude and he laughs it off. Then he gets back to whistling 'Who do you think your kidding Mr.Hitler.' Old people suck. And him again but in the house, but singing. He never whistles in the house :S

Then there are the people who always want something off of you. There is one dude, I know whenever I see him, he'll ask for something. Can I borrow your DS, give me one of your cigarettes even tho I have my own, can I borrow your PS3, do you want to buy me some takeaway, borrow me some money and the classic buy me a drink when we first arrive at the pub, he'll announce he has no money after agreeing to go out and arriving at whichever venue. I never ask him for shit, but it gets to a point that whenever I see him I try to anticipate when he will ask me for something of mine. I hate leaches with a passion, they are bums.

[Dhalsimowns]

Yea, when my dad gives instructions.

He cannot for the life of him ever give a simple, basic one either. The problem is that he will ask you to do somthing, but instead of saying the one thing completely he will ask it in as many interwovin and basic steps as possible. In addition, he will talk as long as he possibly can for no reason.

This is anyoning for 2 reasons.

1) Time is wasted by not simplifying something. Example...

Normal instruction: Get a screwdriver

His: Hey, get up there for a minute and walk over to the kitchen ok? Look around where the top drawer is above the dishwasher, you know below the sink. and look in it. See if you can find a screwdriver, and look around in there for it to make sure its there. It may be in truck, but I cant remember if I put it there or not so if you cant find it come back and ask me if its there, and if its not, it is probobly in the garage where I was working on ____.

2) How many fing possible ways can the above be simplified?? Further, it turns your brain to mush because, really, how many self explanatory things are said in that time wasting paragraph that takes him 5mins to say?

Look in the drawer?? really?? I look where its suppossed to be?? Ya the drawer below the sink, above the dishwasher Ive used for 20 fing years?? That drawer?? omg I wouldnt be able to find that drawer...

He's little and gets pissed if he see's anyone stop paying attention either, but its impossible to not go glossy eyed when listening to somthing like that.

[Rioting Soul]

chocolate skittles. let me re-enact for you.

first taste:toosie roll-> eww i hate tootsie rolls
seconds later:spicy ramen noodles->oh god...
OH GOD!!!

Lol, could you go more in-depth with this one? Because head stopped working good after I read "chocolate skittles".

[Fadedsun303]

Being in a quiet room with someone eating right next to me. I hate the sound of a mouth opening and closing while eating food. I'll be chilling in the living room, and my brother will come over and sit right next to me and start eating and it drives me nuts. I'll have to put on something loud to drown it out.

[ToXY]

Trying to sleep, with everyone else in the house talking, watching TV and stuff, it's impossible to sleep, very frustrating.

[blindspot]

To the OP, why not straighten the mofo out if this becomes habitual? Let 'im know that its bothersome and most of the time, they'll cut it out.

A REAL torture is surviving through bad food with a limited money supply i.e. Ramen for a week or longer and nothing but. I lost it after a week along with 7 lbs. Rather starve than eat fake food. Try doing hot wings and peppers for a greater effect.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

I have a couple.

If Im on a long car journey with my pops, he can start whistling at any point. Once he does, there is no rhythm, small gaps inbetween and constantly stopping and starting. Anticipating the next burst of whistling drives me absolutely insane. Ive told him that whistling in public or around people is quite rude and he laughs it off. Then he gets back to whistling 'Who do you think your kidding Mr.Hitler.' Old people suck. And him again but in the house, but singing. He never whistles in the house :S

Then there are the people who always want something off of you. There is one dude, I know whenever I see him, he'll ask for something. Can I borrow your DS, give me one of your cigarettes even tho I have my own, can I borrow your PS3, do you want to buy me some takeaway, borrow me some money and the classic buy me a drink when we first arrive at the pub, he'll announce he has no money after agreeing to go out and arriving at whichever venue. I never ask him for shit, but it gets to a point that whenever I see him I try to anticipate when he will ask me for something of mine. I hate leaches with a passion, they are bums.


yeah I freakin hate when people ask to borrow stuff.

[fistoftheryustar]

Creeks in my house, especially by the doors where people might be able to get in make me think someone is trying to get into my house. I only get defensive whenever I hear it, but Im up late at night so Im always thinking "Would I be able to protect my family?" and similar questions.

Most people dont deal with that too often so it affects your mindset after a few months.

[Septimus Prime]

Snoring.

Actually, almost any repetitive raucous will do it, but nothing annoys me more than snoring.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

people don't make eye contact. It really bothers me alot

[DingDang McGee]

gettin my balls hit

[Hatred Edge]

What?

[DingDang McGee]

I dont like that shit

[DingDang McGee]

oh shit, i just read what you guys was talking about.

My chinese water torture thing is when my homie just stands there and stares. He will just stare at you. Im like "goddamn, sit down, watch tv, do some shit, dont just stare at me you crazy lookin fuck."

[TheVagabond]

You're lucky with that. Here I had to deal with french customers. Wii is pronouced like "oui" which means yes. So I had to deal with fucking idiots who thought they were funny by going (in french) "You have wiis?"
me: out of wii's.
Dumbass customer: Then why did you say oui if it's no *SNORTLAWLZSNORT*

25 thousand times a day.

LOL.

Well, recently, i'd have to say early mornings, when my dad and my little sisters get ready for work and school. They're laughing and making stupid noises and my dad is yelling questions from across the damn house. It always ends with them slamming the door before they leave.

[DropOff]

You're lucky with that. Here I had to deal with french customers. Wii is pronouced like "oui" which means yes. So I had to deal with fucking idiots who thought they were funny by going (in french) "You have wiis?"
me: out of wii's.
Dumbass customer: Then why did you say oui if it's no *SNORTLAWLZSNORT*

25 thousand times a day.
You should just say "Non"

which could mean No, or none. *CHUCKLEGUFFAWHOLDSCHIN*

[tondashocka]

Snoring.

Actually, almost any repetitive raucous will do it, but nothing annoys me more than snoring.

Co-sign. I am so happy that the woman I am married to doesn't saw logs every single sleeping moment. At worst, sometimes she'll pitter out a few sounds when she exhales.

If you hate snoring, NEVER NEVER join the military. There have been many a night, in barracks, in hotel rooms passed out drunk, or even on a ship when I have wanted to strangle the life out of someone snoring. You never really appreciate your silence until it's gone...words to live by.

Music is a pain too... There always has to be some jackass in your building bumping his shitty C-rap at 7 am.... Seriously, have people completely lost all respect for others?

[valaris]

You should just say "Non"

which could mean No, or none. *CHUCKLEGUFFAWHOLDSCHIN*

Even just saying no provokes "zomg wiino ouinon LAWLZ TOO FUNNIES"

[Will Gotti]

Co-sign. I am so happy that the woman I am married to doesn't saw logs every single sleeping moment. At worst, sometimes she'll pitter out a few sounds when she exhales.

If you hate snoring, NEVER NEVER join the military. There have been many a night, in barracks, in hotel rooms passed out drunk, or even on a ship when I have wanted to strangle the life out of someone snoring. You never really appreciate your silence until it's gone...words to live by.

Music is a pain too... There always has to be some jackass in your building bumping his shitty C-rap at 7 am.... Seriously, have people completely lost all respect for others?

I hate snoring even more after meeting my best friend from college. We were roommates from day one back then and shared a room in our apartment cause our other roommate had his own room. Anyways my friend snores like a damn bear. I mean it's so loud you can hear it all over the place. When we lived in LA together when I first moved here from about an 1 hour north, you could hear him snoring all over the house and my room was next to his. The other guys couldn't believe it.

As for the military, piss on those guys in this case. A lot of them are aggravating and don't care one bit. My last roommate in the barracks was a pure jackass to me from the day I walked in with my bags. He snored but it wasn't that bad. My biggest gripe was that he would blast Spanish music early in the morning like 5 am. On saturdays he'd do it too. Then him and his fat girlfriend would be fucking at all hours of the night making noise. It fucking sucked. She was nice to me all the time and seemed to be more concerned about disrespecting me than him. He had no respect for me whatsoever and would make a big deal about it when I said something. Jae Hoon met him before and I remember him asking me what the fuck was up with him cause he was such a dickhead.

[tondashocka]

snips.


I think the problem Will is that those types of people (your mil roommate) had no decent up-bringing. That sounds kind of harsh but it's fucking true. I wasn't raised in an area that was overcrowded and I never lived in an apartment as a kid. Even so, had I blared my music all loud like that my father would have come in and either thumped my skull or destroyed my radio. But I guess that's good because I try to have concern for other people now that I have a place of my own.

It's even worse when you're deployed because your environment is inescapable.

Edit- Oh yea and I like how you included that his gf was fat... it kind of helped me sum up my opinion of him hahaha...for real heh.

[Will Gotti]

I think the problem Will is that those types of people (your mil roommate) had no decent up-bringing. That sounds kind of harsh but it's fucking true. I wasn't raised in an area that was overcrowded and I never lived in an apartment as a kid. Even so, had I blared my music all loud like that my father would have come in and either thumped my skull or destroyed my radio. But I guess that's good because I try to have concern for other people now that I have a place of my own.

It's even worse when you're deployed because your environment is inescapable.

Edit- Oh yea and I like how you included that his gf was fat... it kind of helped me sum up my opinion of him hahaha...for real heh.

I remember him disliking me because I was supply and he was a gun bunny. He also said later on that he thought I couldn't be trusted. :confused: I never once did anything for him to think that.

I remember when he let a guy in his squad borrow his car when he went home to Puerto Rico for vacation. Obviously from not closing the hood good enough it flipped up on the freeway while the friend was driving and it totally shattered his windshield. I told him about it when he got back and he automatically took his anger out on me thinking I did something to it and I had no access to his car :confused: I never understood that guy. I just felt he was totally selfish, irrational, just plain didn't like me for no reason and he felt what was I gonna do about it. His girl was fat though and he was too for a long time but a SGT got him on Body for Life and before I left the Army he was toned and pretty fit.

[tondashocka]

I remember him disliking me because I was supply and he was a gun bunny. He also said later on that he thought I couldn't be trusted. :confused: I never once did anything for him to think that.

I remember when he let a guy in his squad borrow his car when he went home to Puerto Rico for vacation. Obviously from not closing the hood good enough it flipped up on the freeway while the friend was driving and it totally shattered his windshield. I told him about it when he got back and he automatically took his anger out on me thinking I did something to it and I had no access to his car :confused: I never understood that guy. I just felt he was totally selfish, irrational, just plain didn't like me for no reason and he felt what was I gonna do about it. His girl was fat though and he was too for a long time but a SGT got him on Body for Life and before I left the Army he was toned and pretty fit.



Ahhhhh military roommates.... Never Again I tell you....Never again!!!! One more year!

[fistoftheryustar]

Im sure you guys can relate.


You ever have things setup soo perfect that the last possible thing on your mind is that something can alter it and make it wrong.



Lets say Im joy happy with {middle mouse button + firefox = new tab. } The other day I had up many tabs for myspace messages I had to respond, emails I had to write, auction I wanted to keep updated on, rare drawings and pics I cant remember how I got linked to, etc etc. I wake up today and realized one of my family members exited out of firefox and closed all the tabs. They prolly used it to check email and was like "Huh whats this pop up? Close All Tabs? Sure!"

You know you can relate

[Rioting Soul]

When a door is just BARELY open. Not enough for you, the person in the room, to see if someone is at the door, but enough for someone to see what you are doing through that little crack. If I don't get up and either close the door or open it all the way, I torture myself into constantly thinking that someone is peeping in on me. That's why I get so pisses when people close doors without sincerity, do that shit all the way.

[fistoftheryustar]

^ What the hell are you doing behind those half closed doors?

Haha that really wouldn't bother me in a billion years. I think people standing by the door and not saying anything is odd, but that was different.

[rcaido]

My chinese water torture would probably be my wife's asian vagina...

As some of you know my wife wants to have another baby...So pretty much everyday my wife would constantly do the rushdown rape...Its like when i wake up my wife is all waiting for me...When i get back from work my wife is waiting for me...Sometimes quickies before i goto work...Even midnight snacks...She has been going easy on me letting my dick rest, i've been getting every other day off at times...but yeah that's my chinese water torture...

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

My chinese water torture would probably be my wife's asian vagina...

As some of you know my wife wants to have another baby...So pretty much everyday my wife would constantly do the rushdown rape...Its like when i wake up my wife is all waiting for me...When i get back from work my wife is waiting for me...Sometimes quickies before i goto work...Even midnight snacks...She has been going easy on me letting my dick rest, i've been getting every other day off at times...but yeah that's my chinese water torture...

lol :lol:

[Vy Low]

Chewing.

Mouth open.

Deathkillstabtorturehurtpainanger.

[fistoftheryustar]

Chewing.

Mouth open.

Deathkillstabtorturehurtpainanger.

Agh does anyone hate it when you eating with one of your friends and they suck the left over food crap off their fingers. The eyes always follow where they wipe their hands next... napkins, table cloths, their lap...putrid, just putrid shit.

[thurst]

housemates that don't do the dishes/take out the trash but then complain about the ramifications.

scumbag housemate: gee i can't find a fork
me: maybe it's bcuz you never wash anything you fucking faggot!

now i keep a clean set of utensils and a bowl in my room just so this nonsense doesn't affect me as much, but like last night i wanted to make some pasta and i'm looking around for the pot and it's up in this kid's room fucking encrusted with tomato sauce and shit and he's like "oh sorry bro, teehee"...fucking christ, these motherfuckers' parents definitely failed them.

[tsukihimeblood]

when i was living in my folks basement my dads computer was right above me. he would play online poker till like 5 am every night and at least once a night i would just hear a loud SLAM when he lost a game. would scare the crap out of me. couldn't even anticipate it (even though i tried) because it would just happen randomly, seriously this was torture. the worst would be when i was on my computer watching porn and trying to be ninja-ish and then all of a sudden SLAM!
me: oh shit (Alt+F4)

[Colt Steele]

Normal instruction: Get a screwdriver:
Hey, get up there for a minute and walk over to the kitchen ok? Look around where the top drawer is above the dishwasher, you know below the sink. and look in it. See if you can find a screwdriver, and look around in there for it to make sure its there. It may be in truck, but I cant remember if I put it there or not so if you cant find it come back and ask me if its there, and if its not, it is probobly in the garage where I was working on ____.
Next time he pulls that shit bring him a vodka with orange juice. When he asks you about the screwdriver tell him you got lost in his instructional monologue and brought him the first screwdriver you could find.

[CrouchingTiger]

You should have learned from me RPD. The key to not hearing your neighbors, is to be louder than them.

It sounds like you need a twisted-vine-club for some wall-banging. That'll teach 'em.

[Dasparov]

Whenever I stay up all night all I notice so many annoying fucking sounds my neighbourhood or house produces. From a lawn mover, a dripping tap, neighbour hood kids running around screaming.
Or the god damn birds that love to repeat their same message hours on end.

[dann]

People with colds who sniffle their nose at regular intervals during exams. Because it's always "jot jot jot.... sniff. jot jot jot..... sniff" for an entire hour, minus the occasional "jot jot jot.... jot.... sniff."