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Autocrat1
01-18-2008, 02:14 PM
GTFO Joey Greco...this show is top-tier now. Not your typical talk show (almost).

Because Steve is/was involved with law enforcement, he basically combined that accolade with the formula of "Boot Camp UNR Nigga" that you may have seen on Maury and Jenny Jones (lulz) and unleashes his S-GROOVE SHUN GOKU TRANSATSU MIDGET™ technique against the dumbass adults without mercy, profanity sold separately!

Sometimes you expect a happy ending like other examples of tough love, but then there are times where it's happy for a different and often hilarious reason. One bitch with a missing tooth let her 2-year old son get sexually abused by this redneck trash for a husband - think Von Kaiser from Punch-Out! with King Hippo's palette - as well as two other men. Claims she had mental problems and an "addiction to men" so that's why she couldn't help her son. Long story short, Steve owns Von Gayser, lie detector test, the adopted mother in the audience hands loopy bitch a picture of her son as a final momento, and both adopted mom and Steve walk out on fat bitch at the end of the show without saying "we'll be right back" or shit! All this after forcing her to stand up for 55% of the show! PWNAGE

My favorite part of the show is at the end where he reads e-mails from the viewers, with the added motivation of them to win a shirt for letters he LIKES. Oh yeah...he reads the hate mail too. Steve's straight-up dissing of people who hate his show or him gets their shit just desserted with the quickness. I'm talking Super Mario World flipped in 7 minutes during a Tekken 6 juggle while fapping to Esther Baxter quick.

One dude I remember basically said something of the nature that because of Steve's attitude towards the guests, he alluded that is the main reason why people hate the cops, and that the show is not entertaining. So Steve simply (and sarcastically) retorted that the next time he gets his place broken into, don't call the police, call Ellen [DeGeneres]! :rofl: :rofl:

The scary thing is that the people who hate his show who obviously isn't in the audience are from America. Just about every Canadian viewer had nothing but praise and suggested that those who are offended by Steve's actions should just change the channel (which is what should've happened with the whole Don Imus shit). Lol they must need those shirts to keep warm badly or something j/k. That annoys me though..America slowly becoming dumber and softer as the world turns...:sad:


Thoughts?

Hatred Edge
01-18-2008, 02:42 PM
I like it when he called that guy a little bitch.

final_cut
01-18-2008, 03:44 PM
I probably wouldn't get into the show, but your description of it is indescribably TOP TIER.

Ragetowersrage
01-18-2008, 04:25 PM
I caught about 5 minutes of this show one time.

It was just him yelling in some guys face, lost my interest quickly.

So I flipped through and came back about 10-15 minutes later.

Same thing, yelling in the same guys face. I don't mean he was walking around and yelling, I mean he was about an inch from the guy's face screaming.

I was waiting for them to start making out.

Pablo_the_Mex
01-18-2008, 05:07 PM
Steve is fucking god tier, his show is actually very interesting to watch because he lays it down on these bitches.

Dios <-X->
01-18-2008, 05:17 PM
just saw some episodes on youtube. shit. steve is still king of the hill of tiers.

Million
01-18-2008, 05:26 PM
I only saw the episode with this skinny child-molesting white dude....and Steve was, of course, in his face. He really looked like he was 2 seconds away from killing the guy with his bare hands, right there on national television....I enjoyed every minute of it. You could tell he was struggling just to barely hold back those Rage Powers. He called the guy "a little bitch" a few times, among other things, and of course went on and on about how he will literally be someone's little bitch when he inevitably goes to jail.

Plates
01-18-2008, 05:40 PM
I was watching an episode where some guy was prostituting his wife for money the guy said "i don't need to take nottin from you blah blah blah" and began to walk off stage. Steve went all out beast mode and blanka dashed his way infront of his ass talking mad sh*t!
Some retired Marine dood even got some of the action dissing at the guy after he called himself "a real man". I was impressed at the show's hype!


"Only thing I hate worse than Light Beer....Is a hoard of rampaging Zombies"
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