Amy Winehouse WTFITW?

[Shin-Mech-Brian]

Who the fuck is this whore? Why do I see her name and anorexic body all over the internet? Damn this woman is fugly. What's her deal? She seems to get into a lot of trouble.

[SRKev]

You're over a year late on this one.

*holds chin*

[angryliberal]

i think she's a singer of some sort, but i agree, that bitch is fucking UGLY. plus she looks all dirty and shit, like she smells like a homeless man...

[mastermind]

They were trying to make her go to rehab, but she said no.

No.

No.

[Will Gotti]

She's a British musician and at the start of her career she was viewed as a prodigy and shit. She wasn't as ugly when she first came on the scene. Now she's fallen into trashiness and let her fame drown the hell out of her.

[ToyRobotTerror]

I´d do her if she didnt snort garys ashes

[Aztec Warrior]

This what I've been wondering. Why are people making a big deal about this mess? I have no idea who she is!

[ThePurpleBunny]

Bitch is ugly. (http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/01/0110_winehouse_splash.jpg)

Do not click if eating or masturbating.

[Colt Steele]

I have a greater mystery....why'd you actually post instead of using the wifey's account? :wink:

[Zulu]

Imagine Lindsay Lohan if she could sing. Personally, I love her voice (it's straight out of 1960's Motown) but she looks like death. She used to be a bit thicker but drugs'll do that to you.

[Shade]

I have a greater mystery....why'd you actually post instead of using the wifey's account? :wink:

His account was banned. Now he has it back.

[jae hoon]

She can sing compared to a dieing horse maybe. Either then that she sounds like a horrid shrieking bitch.

[Kzoh]

http://www.liverpool.com/assets/_files/images/jul_07/lb_liv__1183538070_amy_winehouse_new_large.jpg http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/51389246.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A66D8F6EF302EA0A01 A96D640C844286CF :sad: http://www.flisted.com/wp-content/uploads/amy4.jpg

[ToyRobotTerror]

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/51389246.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A66D8F6EF302EA0A01 A96D640C844286CF (http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/51389246.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A66D8F6EF302EA0A01 A96D640C844286CF)
404.

[Will Gotti]

404.

I don't think you'd want to see the second pic. I'm believing it's safe to assume it's an after pic where she looks like shit.

Drugs did this chick in.

[Kzoh]

404. works on my end idk whats the deal edit: they are all before pics when she was thick

[Sasmasta]

Damn...drugs or alcohol fugged her up. She was lookin' aight in the F* Me Pumps vid [youtube].

[ToyRobotTerror]

Oh now it works. She was pretty hot pre-crisis.

[BunnyHead]

She can sing compared to a dieing horse maybe. Either then that she sounds like a horrid shrieking bitch.

I do admit she is a crackwhore

but some of her songs on her album are nice
..the ones when she's not shrieking and making a fake black woman voice

[pherai]

Imagine Lindsay Lohan if she could sing. Personally, I love her voice (it's straight out of 1960's Motown) but she looks like death. She used to be a bit thicker but drugs'll do that to you.

What are you smoking man? Motown singers always have rich voices. Amy Winehose has the tone of a train whistle grinding on a chalkboard.

[Colt Steele]

His account was banned. Now he has it back.

Shit....him and Shatta too?! Next thing I know they'll ban Million.

[Shin-Mech-Brian]

I have a greater mystery....why'd you actually post instead of using the wifey's account? :wink:

because I'm back!!! (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=147643) :nunchuck: "WAAATAAAA!!!!

[ToyRobotTerror]

I like her voice. Frank and Back to black are two of my favorite albums.

[Will Gotti]

What are you smoking man? Motown singers always have rich voices. Amy Winehose has the tone of a train whistle grinding on a chalkboard.

I don't like her stuff myself, but she wasn't always sounding like an alley cat.

[Satomiblood]

I like Miss Winehouse. She's got a great voice. I also think I've got a thing for dark-haired Jewish girls with slightly big noses. I mean, I have the hots for Sarah Silverman too. That, and I love knishes.

[Shin-Mech-Brian]

I like Miss Winehouse. She's got a great voice. I also think I've got a thing for dark-haired Jewish girls with slightly big noses. I mean, I have the hots for Sarah Silverman too. That, and I love knishes.

Slighty? That woman's got a goddamn beak on her.

Satomi, we have to work on your choice in women. Jewish women are nothing but trouble. If you're gonna go any direction, go black like I did.

"Once you go black, you never go back." :lovin:

[Autocrat1]

Bitch is ugly. (http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/01/0110_winehouse_splash.jpg)

Do not click if eating or masturbating.
God dayum son...it's like Angelo junctioned with Rinoa :wasted:

[mastermind]

"Once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair." :lovin:

Fixed. :rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8i4291HG6g

[Satomiblood]

Slighty? That woman's got a goddamn beak on her.

Satomi, we have to work on your choice in women. Jewish women are nothing but trouble. If you're gonna go any direction, go black like I did.

"Once you go black, you never go back." :lovin:

I've had this weird association with girls and big noses. Like, the bigger the nose, the better they are at giving head.

[Will Gotti]

Slighty? That woman's got a goddamn beak on her.

Satomi, we have to work on your choice in women. Jewish women are nothing but trouble. If you're gonna go any direction, go black like I did.

"Once you go black, you never go back." :lovin:

What do you expect he's in Lancaster, PA...Amishville

[Satomiblood]

What do you expect he's in Lancaster, PA...Amishville

Plow fields, play Marvel.

[Angelic Diablo]

I've never heard of this woman but those long brunette pics show someone who looks pretty damned good. It's sad if she's degraded into whatever that mess is from the first pic.

[pherai]

You guys got animal powered cabs?

[4Play]

Plow fields, play Marvel.

Amish paradise? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY)

[Ryu & Ken]

Bitch is ugly. (http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/01/0110_winehouse_splash.jpg)

Do not click if eating or masturbating.

If Stan Marsh from Southpark was in love with her, his reactions would do her a favour

[orka]

Bitch is ugly. (http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/01/0110_winehouse_splash.jpg)

Do not click if eating or masturbating.

well... i'm definitely not hungry now. :wasted:

thanks for doing that. i was thinking about ordering food at work, but will wait until i get home later tonight.

[ViciousSLASH]

What do you expect he's in Lancaster, PA...Amishville

That's Lancaster County.

He lives on the outskirts of Lancaster City.

Where I live. Full of Puerto Ricans who want to make it as New York ( read shitty as shit ) as possible.

Just because you couldn't read in New York doesn't mean you need to bring that shit here.

Yes, I hate Minorities because they destroy everything they touch. I'm sorry, deal with it. I'm a racist.

Oh yeah, Amy Whinehouse, her first single was good. Everything else, meh city. I can't believe all those magazines were calling her the queen of soul. I'm surprised Aretha didn't try to give her a backbreaker or something.

I bet Patti Labelle gave her some hot sauce laced with crack and is the reason why her life is so fucked up now.

[SirFritzalot]

I love her voice. I mean, I really REALLY love her voice.

I'd do a track with her.

-Fritz:looney:

[jae hoon]

People that like her voice must have Yoko Ono albums as well, there isnt much of a difference.

[ViciousSLASH]

People that like her voice must have Yoko Ono albums as well, there isnt much of a difference.

C'mon now mr hater man, it's not that bad at all.

The songs aren't bad, they just aren't great. They are in the this isn't bad/good range. Addicted or whatever it is called was a pretty good song.

Her career is just over because she got into the drugs pretty hard. Sucks for her. Seeing her warble around on stage and get booed off is pretty funny though.

[Larry Flynt]

Both of her albums are hot to me, and she looks good in the In My Bed video. But damn she killed whatever spark she had. She needs better control of her substance abuse.

[white shadow]

Bitch is ugly. (http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/01/0110_winehouse_splash.jpg)

Do not click if eating or masturbating.

Although this isn't the first thing that's wrong with her, the fact that she wears those crustyass fake 1950s eyelashes even in public is a disgrace.

[Taito]

I might've posted this before http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vfdl7-E80Q

[Satomiblood]

I might've posted this before http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vfdl7-E80Q

Oh God, Church was good but Winehouse sounded like an armadillo rolled down her throat.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Her music sucks more than Rey Mysterio.

Kate Nash is worse.

[Will Gotti]

That's Lancaster County.

He lives on the outskirts of Lancaster City.


:confused: as fuck. Lancaster is in Lancaster County I thought. Just like Los Angeles is in Los Angeles County, one of those places where a city and the county have the same names. I thought the Amish went to the city too. It was a joke anyways about Lancaster.

[Zulu]

Nigga the Amish don't live in the city. They pick turnips and eat alfalfa. And they have 800 children.

[Satomiblood]

:confused: as fuck. Lancaster is in Lancaster County I thought. Just like Los Angeles is in Los Angeles County, one of those places where a city and the county have the same names. I thought the Amish went to the city too. It was a joke anyways about Lancaster.

I live like a minute away from him IRL. I guess he's trying to make it sound like I've never been through that part of town before. Like it's so alien to me or something.

And yes, the Amish do venture into the city if they're hired to do work.

Do you know what the "cool people" call this place? Lanc Lanc. I even heard some of them refer to is as LA.

*shakes head*

[ViciousSLASH]

:confused: as fuck. Lancaster is in Lancaster County I thought. Just like Los Angeles is in Los Angeles County, one of those places where a city and the county have the same names. I thought the Amish went to the city too. It was a joke anyways about Lancaster.

It gets even more :confused: when you think about the menonite and the amish separation.

You see some Amish here and there in teh city, mainly in the central market, but it's lots of teh puerto ricans and whities.

Lancaster City is indeed in Lancaster County, but everything but lancaster city is the lancaster you are thinking of. Lots of farm land, amish people, and the super whities. The "we have one black people at our school" whities.

So yeah, basically I should have just typed you are right. I am sorry for wasting everyone's time.

QE - No I am not trying to make you look stupid or whatever E-Rock. Calm down. I live on the part of teh city where people stop having lawns in the front of their houses and it becomes more row homey and citery. The outskirts of the slowly growing shitty ghetto.

He lives out in apartments where it starts to stop being lancaster city and starts to become penn manor and millerville. ( aka no puerto ricans, and no shitty ghetto where kids get stabbed at a high school because they want it to be gangsta like New York )

That is also where the "lanc lanc" thing comes from. You can't be hood unless your hood is hood. Nawmean?

[Will Gotti]

Nigga the Amish don't live in the city. They pick turnips and eat alfalfa. And they have 800 children.

I know that nigga I just associate the name Lancaster with Amish.

I live like a minute away from him IRL. I guess he's trying to make it sound like I've never been through that part of town before. Like it's so alien to me or something.

And yes, the Amish do venture into the city if they're hired to do work.

Do you know what the "cool people" call this place? Lanc Lanc. I even heard some of them refer to is as LA.

*shakes head*

LA? :rofl: I never been to Lancaster but some people referring to it as LA...

It gets even more :confused: when you think about the menonite and the amish separation.

You see some Amish here and there in teh city, mainly in the central market, but it's lots of teh puerto ricans and whities.

Lancaster City is indeed in Lancaster County, but everything but lancaster city is the lancaster you are thinking of. Lots of farm land, amish people, and the super whities. The "we have one black people at our school" whities.

So yeah, basically I should have just typed you are right. I am sorry for wasting everyone's time.

You always waste my time, but that's cool I forgive you. :lovin::mad:

[Zulu]

They call Lancaster City/County 'Lanc Lanc?'

[Satomiblood]

They call Lancaster City/County 'Lanc Lanc?'

Sadly, yes. I want those damn kids to get caught in Mr. Burns' giant fish net so they can be turned into slurry and used as engine coolant in cars.

[ViciousSLASH]

They call Lancaster City/County 'Lanc Lanc?'

I can tell you lots of funny stories about people from Lancaster City being well...funny.

I went to the only City school in the county, AKA the one with the minorities. Well the one where I was considered a minority. ( if you didn't take certain classes )

Like I said, you can't be hood unless you're hood is hood. After living in a real "hood" while at college and at my summer house ( killadelphia ) I was sad to come home and see areas around my house turning philadelphia esque.

I don't know what is about poor people, but they sure just love throwing their garbage right on the ground.

Blame the rap muzak for making being poor cool.

[catchafire]

You're over a year late on this one.

*holds chin*

QFT, but she makes hot music. Get it while she's still alive.

Oh, I love Lancaster, PA. I'm there every now and then for work. It's a little like Ann Arbor, MI and Philly rolled into one.

[BananaWeed]

I like Amy Winehouse's music. She sounds alright when she's sober. She looks pretty gross now, but that doesn't mean I should hate on her music.

[Zulu]

They doin big thangs out in tha Lanc.

:wtf:

Anyway, regardless of how she looks, Amy is one of the best singers out there today. And that's saying alot.

[4649]

Amy Winehouse & Ghostface Killah - You Know I'm No Good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpPO39elbVo

[Warpticon]

Amy Crackhouse

[Septimus Prime]

Amy Crackhouse
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[epp1e]

I like Miss Winehouse. She's got a great voice. I also think I've got a thing for dark-haired Jewish girls with slightly big noses. I mean, I have the hots for Sarah Silverman too. That, and I love knishes.I think Sarah Silverman is hot too, but Winehouse is just... geh. Haven't heard her music though, so can't judge her singing voice.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

I think Sarah Silverman is hot too, but Winehouse is just... geh. Haven't heard her music though, so can't judge her singing voice.

Sarah is hot.
I think Amy is sort of too...