Mean things to say to annoying people

[bigma]

what are the meanest things to say to ppl who piss you off? Heres a few i like:

If my dog is as ugly as you are, i would shave his ass and make him walk backwards.

You are just cum you mom should of swallowed.

You are just a dog that jumped the fence and ran away.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Are your parents siblings?

Hey are you lost? Which way did you come in?

Does she have an appetite? She looks like she has an appetite.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It`ll only take 10 seconds.

I`d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.:nunchuck:

[ToyRobotTerror]

what are the meanest things to say to ppl who piss you off? Heres a few i like:

If my dog is as ugly as you are, i would shave his ass and make him walk backwards.

You are just cum you mom should of swallowed.

You are just a dog that jumped the fence and ran away.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Are your parents siblings?

Hey are you lost? Which way did you come in?

Does she have an appetite? She looks like she has an appetite.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It`ll only take 10 seconds.

I`d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.:nunchuck:
:rolleyes:

[Ferdinandz]

:clown:

[Autocrat1]

"I sold DAT MADDEN."

[sainthuey]

*Simpson Gif*

[goodm0urning]

what are the meanest things to say to ppl who piss you off?"Your name is bigma."

[Demon Dash]

You dropped your [insert discrimination here] card... *points at floor*

[Night]

How appropriate. You fight like cow.

[ToyRobotTerror]

"Your name is bigma."

:rofl:

[Pryde]

heh, the 2 things I say to people and it really gets to them too!

You fail at life

and

Please press the reset button on your life

You should see the expressions on their faces, priceless.

[E_VAYD]

"You know what the best thing about being me is?"

:wonder:

"I'm not you."

[{PFH}-Lake]

halo sucks

[The Mullah]

How appropriate. You fight like cow.

you fight like a dairy farmer?

i heard you're an incomtemptable sneak!

[Satomiblood]

"Don't get me wrong, you're a great guy. I just don't think you should donate sperm."

[mastermind]

Do us all a favor by pulling your lower lip up over your head and swallow.

[Chachi]

nucca you got a pretty smile.

[ElderGOD]

nucca you got a pretty smile.

"Why you smiling at me?

Exactly.

You got a pretty smile bitch.

You got a pretty smile.

A real pretty smile."

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"Pick my shit up."

[MrBlank]

I pray to god you dont find a girl stupid enough to let you sleep with them without a condom...

You and your girlfriend are perfectly retarded for each other.

Fuck off this isnt your problem.

[Silent Shinobi]

Meanest thing huh?

......YAHHHHHHHH BITCH YAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Lebowsk1]

I besmirch you, sir!

[Plutoburn]

If a girl is annoying me:

I sniff a bit and say she stinks.

[ElderGOD]

If a girl is annoying me:

I sniff a bit and say she stinks.


This girl was annoying me so I told her "to get her hair done."

She got really pissed off.

Worked perfectly.

[Zachman]

"I should of slept with your girl when I had the chance."

[Night]

you fight like a dairy farmer?

i heard you're an incomtemptable sneak!

Too bad no one's heard of YOU at all.


I've spoken with apes more polite than you.

[MaxVandalism315]

smash isnt a real fighting game

[ElderGOD]

smash isnt a real fighting game

Almost forgot that one.


Walking into a smash tournament and saying mad loud so everyone hears you:
"OH SHIT. PIKACHU. You guys playing Pokemon?"

Having people who get the joke makes it even better because they start laughing.

Then the people who don't get it get pissed off, but then they see others laughing and are like WTF.

That reaction is always priceless. Can't wait to do it this year.

[MaxVandalism315]

^ lol thats too good, ima have to try it

[{PFH}-Lake]

final fantasy 7 sucks

cloud is emo.

Do you cut your self when you play ff7?

[bigma]

"Your name is bigma."

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

[Chachi]

Too bad no one's heard of YOU at all.


I've spoken with apes more polite than you.I'm glad you attended your family reunion.

Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?

[blindspot]

"Your bank just called and your reality check bounced"

[Worthless]

I'm glad you attended your family reunion.

Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?

Why,did you want to borrow one?

You're no match for my brains you poor fool

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

Fuck Halo!

[Chachi]

Why,did you want to borrow one?

You're no match for my brains you poor foolI'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down

[Worthless]

Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh?

You have the manners of a beggar.

[Scissorman]

Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

That's the kind of question with a lose-lose situation.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

"Hey go fuck yourself" said in a rough east coast accent has been working for me for years.

[Chachi]

Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh?

You have the manners of a beggar.I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

You make me want to puke.

[Ne0phyte]

You're adopted, your parents don't even love you.

[VG Emblem]

"Now I want you to know, no one will waste a single tear for your demise. And your grave will be nameless, cold and forgotten, lost in the shadows of time."

[valaris]

"Send MagnetiX your email, he's got something you might be interested in"

[OrangeCat]

Is this how we are going to start off our relationship? By letting me down?

I don't care what you're talking about.

OC

[DaemoN_]

"gutter trash"

"you have no dignity"

[SLICK RICK]

"you ever try pickin your teeth up off the ground with ten broken fingers?"

[DietSoap]

smash isnt a real fighting game Can't believe I laughed so hard at that. :rofl:

[Tiberious]

50,000 sperm, and YOU were the fastest?!

Make sure you really emphasize that word. Note this is also quite the stab at your target's masculine parent....

[Demon Dash]

I'm gay and I want to have sex with you...

[GRITZ]

I find the most painful things to say to people are statements with some truth to them that are hard to refute. Name-calling and stupid comments are rookie shit. Say something that when that person hears it, they hesitate for a response because they know you're right.

[blindspot]

50,000 sperm and you were the fastest?- Tiberious

:lovin: I might have to use this sometime. GREAT

[Ali M]

Yahh Bitch Yahhhhh!

[iwst99]

I'm gay and I want to have sex with you...

:wgrin:

[Worthless]

I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

You make me want to puke.

You make me think someone already did

There are no words for how disgusting you are

[Dark Stalkers]

I've seen mold that's less moldy than you are stupid.

[Dhalsimowns]

go away

[Plutoburn]

Almost made a girl cry at work when I said she look like a boy and then when she asked me where she can put her spoon, and I said up her ass... I dunno why I was such an a-hole.

[Ho0v-Man]

I remember reading a post while back about some guy who dropped a girl off at her house after she'd been a bitch the whole night and said he'd never get any from her. Then he goes something along the lines of

"You stupid whore. You have more semen in your stomach than I have in my nutsack."

Thought that was a pretty good burn.

One of my own that I like.

'I don't care. So go swallow some pills and listen to Linkin' Park 'cause I don't give a fuck."

[DanD]

I've seen mold that's less moldy than you are stupid.

This is an entirely new low for shitty comebacks. You fail.

[N-Ken]

You make me think someone already did

There are no words for how disgusting you are

yes there are you just never learned them.


I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.

[DS]

"I hope you get banned off SRK."

Oh wait, I say that more than enough times here.

[Worthless]

yes there are you just never learned them.


I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.

he must have taught you everything you know.

Fuck i think we went through almost all of them :rofl:

short of actual sword fighting quips :p

[N-Ken]

he must have taught you everything you know.

Fuck i think we went through almost all of them :rofl:

short of actual sword fighting quips :p


You’re as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.

[Worthless]

I look that much like your fiancee?

you're the ugliest monster ever created.

[N-Ken]

I look that much like your fiancee?

you're the ugliest monster ever created.


If you don’t count all the ones you’ve dated.

I’ll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.

[Worthless]

If you don’t count all the ones you’ve dated.

I’ll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.

When I'm done with you you'll be a boneless fillet

killing you would be justifiable homicide

[Ninja Wallace]

Why insult when violence is so much more effective?

[Black Chanler]

"you sit down when you pee"

[ChibiT89]

"You stupid whore. You have more semen in your stomach than I have in my nutsack."

that could backfire... she could be like, "nuh-uh nigga, i aint go no semen in my tummy so that mean you aint got no sperm juice. haha, u be shootin' blanks like Hank Hill"