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rsigley
02-02-2008, 08:33 PM
usually by this time of the month i'm all hype for black history month, but i can't really get into it this year

it also seems like black people blow their load in the beginning of the month with the peanut and carver

by the end of the month they're stretching with people like allen iverson

also, wouldn't it be cool if obama came out all the time to this song?

http://helium.lunarpages.com/~funky4/sounds/926billypaul.mp3

i'd respect him so much


anyway, anyone else having trouble getting into mood to celebrate black history month this year?

Biolink
02-02-2008, 08:35 PM
I haven't been into it since like the 5th grade.

Doesn't mean I don't respect it,just well not into it.I do appreciate what the leaders did to get us this far.I'd much rather have them speaking for us,than fucking Al Sharpton,Jesse Jackson,and Bill Cosby

thurst
02-02-2008, 08:49 PM
i got more black thought in my roots than most niggas got in their pigment. i don't need a month.

EveryFlowerFlow
02-02-2008, 08:55 PM
i got more black thought in my roots than most niggas got in their pigment. i don't need a month.


was that on purpose?

thurst
02-02-2008, 08:58 PM
yeah it's a co flow quote...at least the first part was =D

Black Chanler
02-02-2008, 08:58 PM
I think the contributions of Black Americans should be integrated into American history and not just civil rights this or black inventor that.

Black history month is taught wrong anyways. Every year you watch either Glory or Amistad. A teacher talks about Madame CJ Walker inventing a straight comb instead of questioning the use of one when she will be considered a niggerbitch no matter what. Then the education somewhat ends with MLK getting merked. No embrace of hip-hop, black colleges, or Spike Lee.

Growing up I have noticed a real big division in the black community. Those who embrace Africa as the orgin and those who try to pretend black people came out the ground or something. I think the culture as a whole would probably benefit if there was an Africa history month...but In America it is a stretch.

Dasiatic
02-02-2008, 08:58 PM
people say that black history should be year round. since black people have done so much more than what they tell you in school.

debs
02-02-2008, 09:04 PM
fk a month. all they teach you in school is that some nigga somewhere made peanut butter, rosa parks wouldn't get up from her seat and black ppl had to drink from colored water fountains.

they need to educate on why the fk a black man/woman has to put up with stares on the damn elevator at work, then do the white man's work (while making pennies) while he sits in some suite somewhere in thailand with 8 year old bushless sex slaves on a laptop telling his wife he misses her.

fk is a 28 day month anyway. throw that shit in there with kwanzaa.

Phoenix Wright
02-02-2008, 09:04 PM
Spike Lee's movies suck.

Dasiatic
02-02-2008, 09:06 PM
people also say that it was racist to give black history month the shortest month of the year. god damn.

thurst
02-02-2008, 09:07 PM
my problem with black history is that all it amounts to is random trivia...

"oh did you know that [insert random item here] was invited by a black person?!"

it's like ok...history amounts to more than random fucking inventions. like imagine if white people walked around pointing out random shit that some white man invented, shit would be ridiculous.
black history is/should be about blacks' struggle in america, not random shit that was invented by niggas.

noober
02-02-2008, 09:09 PM
I think the contributions of Black Americans should be integrated into American history and not just civil rights this or black inventor that.

Black history month is taught wrong anyways. Every year you watch either Glory or Amistad. A teacher talks about Madame CJ Walker inventing a straight comb instead of questioning the use of one when she will be considered a niggerbitch no matter what. Then the education somewhat ends with MLK getting merked. No embrace of hip-hop, black colleges, or Spike Lee.

Growing up I have noticed a real big division in the black community. Those who embrace Africa as the orgin and those who try to pretend black people came out the ground or something. I think the culture as a whole would probably benefit if there was an Africa history month...but In America it is a stretch.

i feelz you on all of that.

Black Chanler
02-02-2008, 09:11 PM
Spike Lee's movies suck.

Its your opinion. The doors he opened for people with his movies and more importantly (and recently) his advertisement agency, you can't deny the positive shit he has done.

people also say that it was racist to give black history month the shortest month of the year. god damn.

A North Carolina mountain man who I was almost certain was going to lynch me once said "you'r lucky them ******* get 28 days" :rofl:

Dasiatic
02-02-2008, 09:12 PM
black history spans further into many parts of the world. so i feel people should be learning a little about blacks in Brazil, the oh so famous debate on the existence of black ancient egyptians, art forms that were originated by blacks, and Bill Clinton.

FurryCurry
02-02-2008, 09:14 PM
people say that black history should be year round. since black people have done so much more than what they tell you in school.

It's just like what the dude above you said. It needs to be fully integrated and not segregated into history classes. We don't look at American history with a unified view yet. Much like how this country doesn't look at one another with a unified view yet. It's still about division.

I'm glad I'm not in school anymore to have Black History Month shoved down my throat. Back in Elementary and Middle school it was fine because then I would learn something new every year. But by High School it's like how many more of these reports must a I type and listen to!? Only time I did like BHM was in English class when we focused on a black author or something like that. Not so heavy handed.

debs
02-02-2008, 09:16 PM
black history spans further into many parts of the world. so i feel people should be learning a little about blacks in Brazil, the oh so famous debate on the existence of black ancient egyptians, art forms that were originated by blacks, and Bill Clinton.
black history in books in america = black ppl in america, PERIOD, with the exception of marcus garvey.

you don't find anything about black ppl in other parts of the world. i've always thought that this is one of the main reasons black ppl don't know who they are. we don't accept our own ppl and have little knowledge if any of the fact that black ppl worldwide go through the same struggles we go here (and in some cases, many more).

black ppl have contributed so much worldwide but you'd never know it.

We don't look at American history with a unified view yet. Much like how this country doesn't look at one another with a unified view yet. It's still about division.



this is the truth. 100%. i was thinking to myself if i had prem i'd rep you, then i remembered...:rofl:

Dasiatic
02-02-2008, 09:16 PM
A North Carolina mountain man who I was almost certain was going to lynch me once said "you'r lucky them ******* get 28 days" :rofl:

lol. wow.

BaSiK_TeKniK
02-02-2008, 09:27 PM
people say that black history should be year round. since black people have done so much more than what they tell you in school.

there you go.
Black History should be 365 days a year. Fuck I hear shit about american-white history every fucking day :wink:

quiche
02-02-2008, 09:30 PM
So when's Jew History month again?


why so

...seriously?

Mechanica
02-02-2008, 09:32 PM
Always thought it was cheesy and actually more offensive than anything else. Eleven out of twelve months we can hate black people, but when February rolls around, we'll acknowledge how black people helped form street lights and light bulbs too! Why do we have to correlate race with what people have done? It really just has the opposite of it's intended effect.

Black Chanler
02-02-2008, 09:34 PM
lol the Jews swear America is dicking them.

BaSiK_TeKniK
02-02-2008, 09:35 PM
they need to start talking about the black inventors more.
you wouldnt believe how much black folks invented.

Dasiatic
02-02-2008, 09:36 PM
at this time, we should also remember the Million Man march for black involvement in politics and community activism.
now that blacks are allowed to vote, lets hope that Obama can get elected and serve a good term, and at the same time add another chapter to black history.

ElderGOD
02-02-2008, 09:37 PM
So when's Jew History month again?


why so

...seriously?


What kind of Jew are you?

There is no Jew History month.

There's Jew History century and it's NOW!

NegroNinja
02-02-2008, 09:38 PM
Freakin African American Honor Roll, biggest insult to Black America's youth since ebonics in the classroom.

Black Chanler
02-02-2008, 09:40 PM
Freakin African American Honor Roll, biggest insult to Black America's youth since ebonics in the classroom.

*never heard of this*

...go on...

Dasiatic
02-02-2008, 09:40 PM
What kind of Jew are you?

There is no Jew History month.

There's Jew History century and it's NOW!

Jew's get an apology and thier own little area in Brooklyn. what more can you ask for? UNGRATEFULL!

quiche
02-02-2008, 09:43 PM
Don't blacks get an apology and their own little area in Harlem?


why so

...seriously?

ElderGOD
02-02-2008, 09:44 PM
Jew's get an apology and thier own little area in Brooklyn. what more can you ask for? UNGRATEFULL!

I never got an apology other then "I'm sorry you were born a Jew" and the box I live in isn't sufficient area.


I don't know why Black history month is a whole month.

I'm sure if they would cut it down a little we could all get a few days off school or something.

Will Gotti
02-02-2008, 09:45 PM
Don't blacks get an apology and their own little area in Harlem?


why so

...seriously?

Don't Jews own Hollywood? Aren't Jews extremely powerful around the world, but put on a front like they're not?

Black Chanler
02-02-2008, 09:46 PM
Only thing America ever apologized for was the random takeover of Hawaii.

edit: Lets not start the blacks vs. jews thing again. We need to focus on shitting on 60 year old white men as always.

rsigley
02-02-2008, 09:46 PM
mc donalds agrees blacks should be celebrated 365 days a year

http://365black.com/

quiche
02-02-2008, 09:47 PM
So what if blacks invented stoplights? They also invented bulletball (a high caliber table game).

I want Jew History month, and I want it to be one of the 31-day months.


why so

...seriously.

rsigley
02-02-2008, 09:47 PM
don't forget about the super soaker

best black invention

noober
02-02-2008, 09:49 PM
don't forget about the super soaker

best black invention

are you sarious ?

Dasiatic
02-02-2008, 09:49 PM
I don't know why Black history month is a whole month.

I'm sure if they would cut it down a little we could all get a few days off school or something.
lol.
Don't Jews own Hollywood? Aren't Jews extremely powerful around the world, but put on a front like they're not?

really. everytime i go to brooklyn, i see cop cars parked right in the jew area. its like they get thier own cop patrol. jews get the best service.

quiche
02-02-2008, 09:50 PM
I want Jew History month, and I want it to be one of the 31-day months.

Oh shit, I got my wish! http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/04/20070430-7.html

We get MAY bitches. That's 31 days.


why so

...seriously.

noober
02-02-2008, 09:51 PM
http://www.blackinventor.com/images/lonniejohnson1.jpg

quiche
02-02-2008, 09:52 PM
Don't Jews own Hollywood? Aren't Jews extremely powerful around the world, but put on a front like they're not?Don't blacks get multimillion dollar sports and advertising contracts? Don't blacks get affirmative action to push them forward even when they're not the best candidate and put on a front like they're oppressed?


why so

...seriously?

Black Chanler
02-02-2008, 09:52 PM
mc donalds agrees blacks should be celebrated 365 days a year

http://365black.com/

McDonald's is an organization blamed for being the number one cause of American obesity so their support doesn't get my dick hard at all. Its almost like if Joe Camel started wearing du-rags.

quiche
02-02-2008, 09:57 PM
Its almost like if Joe Camel started wearing du-rags.If he hadn't been banned, I can almost guarantee that he would be.


why so

...seriously?

Will Gotti
02-02-2008, 09:59 PM
Don't blacks get multimillion dollar sports and advertising contracts? Don't blacks get affirmative action to push them forward even when they're not the best candidate and put on a front like they're oppressed?


why so

...seriously?

Don't Jews pinch quarters so tight that the eagle starts to bleed netting them millions? Don't Jews have everything a group of people could want but still complain when someone calls them Jews?

Dasiatic
02-02-2008, 09:59 PM
So what if blacks invented stoplights? They also invented bulletball (a high caliber table game).

I want Jew History month, and I want it to be one of the 31-day months.


why so

...seriously.

Don't Jews own Hollywood? Aren't Jews extremely powerful around the world, but put on a front like they're not?

lol. this is getting good.

McDonald's is an organization blamed for being the number one cause of American obesity so their support doesn't get my dick hard at all. Its almost like if Joe Camel started wearing du-rags.

in every black neighborhood i go to, i see a Mcdonalds. they all have black workers, but the store managers were never black.
i call BULLSHIT!

ElderGOD
02-02-2008, 09:59 PM
really. everytime i go to brooklyn, i see cop cars parked right in the jew area. its like they get thier own cop patrol.
I wish the cops would get off my back. I feel safer in Harlem.


I think, in all honesty, that Black history month actually has a negative impact. For the blacks, it gets them depressed reminding them of slavery and makes them hate the white man more. For the white men, it probably reminds them that blacks enslaved blacks and makes them treat blacks with less respect.

This is just going back and forth.

So yea, and it's kind of long.

Like right now is Jewish History century, but I don't know how that's different from the other centuries. Like am I supposed to go out and buy Jewish History Century shirts? I can't afford that shit.

Dasiatic
02-02-2008, 10:02 PM
Like am I supposed to go out and buy Jewish History Century shirts? I can't afford that shit.

cause you're CHEAP!

quiche
02-02-2008, 10:03 PM
Don't Jews pinch quarters so tight that the eagle starts to bleed netting them millions? Don't Jews have everything a group of people could want but still complain when someone calls them Jews?Don't blacks shoot each other and glorify prison life and prostitution and then bitch when they end up in jail and streetwalking? Don't blacks use racial slurs on each other and then turn around and get offended like grandmothers when someone of another race says it?


why so

...seriously?

Bernard
02-02-2008, 10:07 PM
Fuck all this shit, Mexicans have been longer than any of you and all we get is Speedy Gonzales and the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

quiche
02-02-2008, 10:09 PM
Not true.









...you also get Carlos Mencia.

You have my sympathies.



why so

...seriously?

DropOff
02-02-2008, 10:09 PM
Don't Asians eat dogs?

Will Gotti
02-02-2008, 10:10 PM
Don't blacks shoot each other and glorify prison life and prostitution and then bitch when they end up in jail and streetwalking? Don't blacks use racial slurs on each other and then turn around and get offended like grandmothers when someone of another race says it?


why so

...seriously?

Don't Jews lie through their teeth about not having anything to do w/murdering Jesus? Don't Jews take a compliment and twist it when someone says "hey you look just like Barbra Streisand" and then go on rants about small gene pools because of the holocaust?

ElderGOD
02-02-2008, 10:11 PM
Fuck all this shit, Mexicans have been longer than any of you and all we get is Speedy Gonzales and the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

Yes and they're both awesome.

I didn't know what a taco was until the dog told me.

I also learned more Spanish listening to the dog for several seconds than in a 40 min lecture in junior school.

edit:

There are no Jews, no blacks, no Mexicans.

The year is 795238.

All humans have achieved the final perfect form.

We are all trapped inside the matrix.

So which pill is it gonna be?

TheMaidenMasha
02-02-2008, 10:13 PM
Black History Month is the time to PARTAY YALL!

http://www.sickanimation.com/audio.asp?name=blackhistory

"my name is Malcolm X and I came to have sex so hit me on my cell with a nasty text."

Bernard
02-02-2008, 10:14 PM
...you also get Carlos Mencia.

You have my sympathies.


Except he's Honduran.

quiche
02-02-2008, 10:14 PM
Don't Jews lie through their teeth about not having anything to do w/murdering Jesus? Don't Jews take a compliment and twist it when someone says "hey you look just like Barbra Streisand" and then go on rants about small gene pools because of the holocaust?Aren't blacks fucked up for praying to Jesus, who's white? Not only is he white, he's a Jew. Don't blacks want to be taken seriously and then go on national tv and act like Flava Flav? Don't black people act like clowns simply to entertain the rest of us?


why so

...seriously?

noober
02-02-2008, 10:16 PM
Not true.









...you also get Carlos Mencia.

You have my sympathies.



why so

...seriously?



lmao ed holllllllness

Monte
02-02-2008, 10:19 PM
to get the full effect of this thread you must read it while listening to the official theme song of black history month

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGOYG-8AjeU

quiche
02-02-2008, 10:21 PM
to get the full effect of this thread you must read it while listening to the official theme song of black history month

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGOYG-8AjeUI think you mean this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfRgt5zcgtE


why so

...seriously?

ElderGOD
02-02-2008, 10:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfRgt5zcgtE


WTF is that?

noober
02-02-2008, 10:35 PM
WTF is that?

the song on my myspace. i was a complete soulja boy hater till i heard that ish.

but seriously that song seems like something a white dude would do.

Black Chanler
02-02-2008, 10:36 PM
I think you mean this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfRgt5zcgtE


why so

...seriously?

Thank you for fucking up a good thread.

noober
02-02-2008, 10:41 PM
Thank you for fucking up a good thread.

homie is mad. have camron give him a call.

Will Gotti
02-02-2008, 10:47 PM
Aren't blacks fucked up for praying to Jesus, who's white? Not only is he white, he's a Jew. Don't blacks want to be taken seriously and then go on national tv and act like Flava Flav? Don't black people act like clowns simply to entertain the rest of us?


why so

...seriously?

Aren't white people stupid for thinking Jesus was white when he was actually middle eastern? Not only is he not white, he's the King of a bunch of ungrateful Jews and white people pray to him too, an A-rab. Didn't Jews treat Jesus like he wasn't one of them when in fact we all know he was actually much better than them? Once they found this fact out it was all :amazed: what have we done? Don't Jews have specific holidays strewn throughout the calendar year, closing down banks and shit when people need to cash their checks? Don't Jews have nothing to complain about these days cause if you call one a Jew you can get sued? Don't young Jews try to act like black people?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APPJHQXFylU

NegroNinja
02-02-2008, 10:55 PM
*never heard of this*

...go on...

It happened to me in 8th grade. I wasn't really a model student I did well enough to scrape by but one year I totally killed it and got like a 3.4 GPA. So honor roll status. Anyway they inform me that I'd be taking part in this "African American Honor Roll Day" thing.

I didn't really get the point of it, I mean the Asian Kids and the White kids who got on the honor roll got some recognition but it was usually just some kind of honorable mention or your name at the top of a ranking list ( which only happened once, Parents went nuts when they found out about that )..but not us..WE got a FREAKIN PARADE! It was an excuse to get out of school that day so I was glad to have it...but once I hit college and looked back on that I realize how much of a circus that really was..and a slap in the face. It was like them sayin "Here you go dumbass, you actually did something right for once and we had you pegged as a total loser!".

I remember thinking to myself when I was 19: "Is this the standard we set ourselves to? We really have to have a parade for this? Is it our of pride, or is it shock?" It's nice that we support and congratulate ourselves for a job well done...but this was just overkill. I think the people who put it on realized that to cause I haven't seen them doing it in recent years.

Robust
02-02-2008, 11:43 PM
Fuck all this shit, Mexicans have been longer than any of you and all we get is Speedy Gonzales and the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

Amen.

Black history month is decent, its as close to a mexican history month we'll get in our lifetime...lol

FurryCurry
02-02-2008, 11:52 PM
I think you mean this:


why so

...seriously?

This shit right here. You see this shit Quiche? Do you see it?

THAT SHIT IS OLD QUICHE.

Way to kill a good joke you prick. See that shit every three posts in this thread...
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Back on topic. Someone mentioned something about Obama becoming the first black president and while that black part of me gets really enthused by such an idea, I would rather have a really good president or vice president that does the job right for four years straight. I'd rather tell my kids I voted for the president that ended a drawn out war in the middle east, reformed health care, and protected the internet, than to tell them I voted black.

I'm not saying Obama is bad but you gotta have your priorities in order. Plus, touting the fact that Obama is black (and even then isn't he only half black- ya know, a halfrican.) and being apart of that 'black history' keeps things separated.

Maybe I'm a weird one for wanting to look at my fellow Americans as just that, fellow Americans. Maybe I took what Dr. MLK Jr. said to heart a bit too much.

Amen.

Black history month is decent, its as close to a mexican history month we'll get in our lifetime...lol

You bitches have Texas history. Quit trying to take so much! Quit building my homes and tending to my lawn. Keep your women out of my hotels and away from my food damn it!

Can you imagine the stuff they'll teach kids about Mexicans and other latin ethnic groups?

"Today in Gym class we are going to recreate the struggles of illegal mexican immigrants in the earlier part of this century. The object of this game is to hope over this high wall and avoid the 'barbed wire'. However, if you managed to grab enough money before getting to the wall you can pay off the trucker around the corner!"

phae
02-03-2008, 12:05 AM
http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blpeanutbutter.htm

Dear Black People,

Please return Peanut Butter, it is not yours to claim, George Washington Carver did not invent that, it's a really bad lie and I wish they would stop teaching it in schools. Either some random ass doctor invented it and never took credit, or them damn South Americans were making it first.

NegroNinja
02-03-2008, 12:08 AM
Aw man fuck all this, revolution.

Murt!
02-03-2008, 12:31 AM
There's a whole bunch of ignorance and stupidity in this thread. :tdown:

And :lol: at the guys in here who are taking an rsigley thread seriously

Robust
02-03-2008, 12:34 AM
This shit right here. You see this shit Quiche? Do you see it?

THAT SHIT IS OLD QUICHE.

Way to kill a good joke you prick. See that shit every three posts in this thread...
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Back on topic. Someone mentioned something about Obama becoming the first black president and while that black part of me gets really enthused by such an idea, I would rather have a really good president or vice president that does the job right for four years straight. I'd rather tell my kids I voted for the president that ended a drawn out war in the middle east, reformed health care, and protected the internet, than to tell them I voted black.

I'm not saying Obama is bad but you gotta have your priorities in order. Plus, touting the fact that Obama is black (and even then isn't he only half black- ya know, a halfrican.) and being apart of that 'black history' keeps things separated.

Maybe I'm a weird one for wanting to look at my fellow Americans as just that, fellow Americans. Maybe I took what Dr. MLK Jr. said to heart a bit too much.



You bitches have Texas history. Quit trying to take so much! Quit building my homes and tending to my lawn. Keep your women out of my hotels and away from my food damn it!

Can you imagine the stuff they'll teach kids about Mexicans and other latin ethnic groups?

"Today in Gym class we are going to recreate the struggles of illegal mexican immigrants in the earlier part of this century. The object of this game is to hope over this high wall and avoid the 'barbed wire'. However, if you managed to grab enough money before getting to the wall you can pay off the trucker around the corner!"

racism is only funny when both people laugh.

Satomiblood
02-03-2008, 12:34 AM
Spike Lee's movies suck.

Take that the fuck back.

Black Chanler
02-03-2008, 12:53 AM
http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blpeanutbutter.htm

Dear Black People,

Please return Peanut Butter, it is not yours to claim, George Washington Carver did not invent that, it's a really bad lie and I wish they would stop teaching it in schools. Either some random ass doctor invented it and never took credit, or them damn South Americans were making it first.

Only if you trade us Jason Kidd or Micheal Strahan :rofl:

Will Gotti
02-03-2008, 01:07 AM
There's a whole bunch of ignorance and stupidity in this thread. :tdown:

And :lol: at the guys in here who are taking an rsigley thread seriously

Purposeful ignorance and stupidity. No one's taking this shit seriously.

jae hoon
02-03-2008, 01:07 AM
Slightly off topic but apparantely Rosa Parks actually wasnt the first black woman to not give up her seat. She was the first "respectable" black woman to not give up her seat. But yeah Black History month is bullshit imo. They need to just incorporate into history, of course they still have to take the half truths and lies out of the history they teach now.

Scorpio_G
02-03-2008, 01:19 AM
are you sarious ?

Yep he's serious. And Elmo is voiced by a black man.

The Epidemic
02-03-2008, 01:21 AM
fuck blk ppl

phae
02-03-2008, 01:23 AM
Yep he's serious. And Elmo is voiced by a black man.

HOW.

WHY.

I mean I saw the Elmo voice guy before and I was like "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE" :confused:

But it fucking is.

Also, I was serious about the Peanut Butter. Give it back.

Scorpio_G
02-03-2008, 01:24 AM
Slightly off topic but apparantely Rosa Parks actually wasnt the first black woman to not give up her seat. She was the first "respectable" black woman to not give up her seat. But yeah Black History month is bullshit imo. They need to just incorporate into history, of course they still have to take the half truths and lies out of the history they teach now.

No you said it wrong. She wasnt respectable or anything. She just knew some people and things started rolling. There were many people who refuse to give up their seat, they're just not accounted for.

Irennicus
02-03-2008, 01:36 AM
"Anyone not feeling Black History Month this year?"

That's...probably the best thread title in SRK history.

Satomiblood
02-03-2008, 01:37 AM
HOW.

WHY.

I mean I saw the Elmo voice guy before and I was like "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE" :confused:

But it fucking is.

Also, I was serious about the Peanut Butter. Give it back.

Don't you work at that PB sandwich shop?

Smashunit
02-03-2008, 01:51 AM
i got some herb in my boot.

BEWD
02-03-2008, 01:57 AM
HOW.

WHY.

I mean I saw the Elmo voice guy before and I was like "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE" :confused:

But it fucking is.

Also, I was serious about the Peanut Butter. Give it back.

Make me a sandwhich first and serve Red Kool Aid, then I'll think about it snowflake.

debs
02-03-2008, 05:58 AM
Don't blacks get an apology and their own little area in Harlem?


why so

...seriously?

never got an apology from the u.s. govt for slavery, jim crow, etc.

and jewish ppl got israel. iirc, black americans (and maybe africans) formed um...one country in africa. starts with an l. liberia? anyway that wasn't govt sponsered..

debs
02-03-2008, 06:02 AM
Aren't blacks fucked up for praying to Jesus, who's white? Not only is he white, he's a Jew. Don't blacks want to be taken seriously and then go on national tv and act like Flava Flav? Don't black people act like clowns simply to entertain the rest of us?


why so

...seriously?

we don't know jesus was white. i doubt it, myself.
and whites own BILLION dollar corporations that pay black ppl for being pawns in their system. i'd elaborate but i'm about to go to church and pray that i don't choke one of these elitist, prejudiced pricks at my job on monday morning.

JackTenrac!
02-03-2008, 06:03 AM
Oh shit, I got my wish! http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/04/20070430-7.html

We get MAY bitches. That's 31 days.


why so

...seriously.
It should be 40 days of draddle money-matches and raspberry kool-aid stained doors, really.

quiche
02-03-2008, 06:04 AM
Doesn't matter if Jesus was white or not. Blacks still pray to John Madden, who is 100% for sure white.


why so

...seriously?

Helter Skelter
02-03-2008, 06:12 AM
Doesn't matter if Jesus was white or not. Blacks still pray to John Madden, who is 100% for sure white.


why so

...seriously?

Heheheh.

But still, Brotha Christ (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AGF/9554~Black-Jesus-Montage-Posters.jpg) is too awesome.

Yeah Dood 120%
02-03-2008, 06:31 AM
Oh shit, I got my wish! http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/04/20070430-7.html

We get MAY bitches. That's 31 days.


why so

...seriously. :wonder: Whoa, they're handing out history months? Finally us Hispanics will get one......you also get Carlos Mencia.:wasted: Never mind, I take it back... dood.

CarreauOverkill
02-03-2008, 06:35 AM
Only Americans separate black american history and white american history, everyone else just reads american history.

Also, I think quiche is trying to wear out the joke so that it gets branded lame.

why so

...seriously?

pherai
02-03-2008, 06:39 AM
This thread is pretty lolz but...

No embrace of hip-hop, black colleges, or Spike Lee.

I hope this wasn't serious. How could you mention hip-hop before Jazz? :confused:

toha heavy ind.
02-03-2008, 06:47 AM
I barely care about my own Mexican history, so why would I care about black history?

Rhio2k
02-03-2008, 06:50 AM
Yep he's serious. And Elmo is voiced by a black man.

He's got awesome vocal range. He can do Elmo's no-'nads ass, or deep, gravel-voiced Ethel from Dinosaurs...wow.

Galactic
02-03-2008, 07:01 AM
Don't blacks get multimillion dollar sports and advertising contracts? Don't blacks get affirmative action to push them forward even when they're not the best candidate and put on a front like they're oppressed?


why so

...seriously?


lol the blacks get the multimillion dollar sports and advertising contracts yes, PAID TO THEM by the multiBILLIONAIRE Jews who own the teams advertising companies and run the leagues they play in.

CEO of Quaker Oats (Who owns Gatorade) - William Smithburg

Commissioner of the NBA - David Stern

Commish of the MLB - Bud Selig

There are 21 Full and Part-time Jewish owners of major professional sports franchises.

Some even own TWO teams.

Jerry Reinsdorf - Chicago Bulls and White Sox

Ed Snider - Sixers and Flyers in Philly

There is also Herb Kohl, owner of the Bucks... AND a senator.

And isn't Mark Cuban jewish?

Did I just take this way more ...seriously than intended?

For the record, I love jewish people. My best friend growing up was jewish, and a lot of their girls are fuckin SMOKIN, his sister included. I honestly think they are some of the funniest people on earth. You can't survive through a lot of oppresion, tragedy and persecution without developing an amazing sense of humor. Same with black people.

^_-;

thurst
02-03-2008, 07:15 AM
and jewish ppl got israel. iirc, black americans (and maybe africans) formed um...one country in africa. starts with an l. liberia? anyway that wasn't govt sponsered..

actually liberia was "sponsored" by the US gov't. pretty much a bunch of white people got together and were like "yo we need to get these free niggas the fuck outta here, lest our slaves start getting ideas about freedom and nonsense!" so they went and convinced the congress to buy an assload of land in africa and colonize it as liberia.

snip

i've seen you mention this "blacks enslaved blacks!" shit multiple times as if it meant something. greeks, romans, egyptians, etc... all practiced slavery but the difference between "classical" slavery and american chattel slavery is/was vast.

and as long as we're talking about jews, one of my dreams in life is to get me a nice jewish chick with a fat ass so i can mooch and get some of her jew daddy's money. hell i'd be willing to get my sammy davis jr. on for some longtime security, diversify your bonds nigga!

lamewadd
02-03-2008, 07:19 AM
Wtf is black history month?

But no, seriously, I've had to deal with that shit since I started going to school. I know more black history than most black people.

Shinkuu Tatsumaki
02-03-2008, 07:22 AM
All I'm excited for this month is Nas and AZs albums.

Nokato
02-03-2008, 07:25 AM
"..."

That's what I have to say on this...yes, I'm black.

Dasiatic
02-03-2008, 09:03 AM
I liked how Phea's feelings got hurt when she found out that Elmo got a black voice actor.

"elmo was voiced by a black man"

Phea: "WHAT? HOW? NOOOOOOOO! "GIMME BACK MY PEANUT BUTTER!!"

Rico!
02-03-2008, 09:40 AM
Black people created house music. :rock:

And rock, and pop, and all the other popular genres....

CarreauOverkill
02-03-2008, 09:46 AM
Black people created house music. :rock:

And rock, and pop, and all the other popular genres....

And white people made money with them :cool:

Dasiatic
02-03-2008, 09:51 AM
All I'm excited for this month is Nas and AZs albums.

this is my man, right here.

And white people made money with them :cool:

lol. the cycle never ends doesn't it?

rsigley
02-03-2008, 11:17 AM
the one thing that really bothers me is when people say i'm proud to be black

why? what did you do to achieve blackness?

stop being proud of things you didn't do yourself

DieDeadDeath
02-03-2008, 11:18 AM
by 2010 black history month will just seem silly.

debs
02-03-2008, 11:21 AM
the one thing that really bothers me is when people say i'm proud to be black

why? what did you do to achieve blackness?

stop being proud of things you didn't do yourself

the reason ppl would even say that is because we live in a world where it seems like one has to be ashamed of being black and a lot of ppl are ashamed of being black. just like we don't have a choice in our race, we don't have a choice in coming up in a world that shits on us, either. so rather than dwell in that a few have decided to turn it around and tell the world they are proud.

ever heard james brown "i'm black and i'm proud"?

The Epidemic
02-03-2008, 11:22 AM
the one thing that really bothers me is when people say i'm proud to be black

why? what did you do to achieve blackness?

stop being proud of things you didn't do yourself

im proud to be black sigley.

Heres why:
Im good at basketball
I can breakdance
I can rap
And last but not least..i have a big Dick.

whats not to be proud of? i have all the default black abilitys

Irennicus
02-03-2008, 11:42 AM
im proud to be black sigley.

Heres why:
Im good at basketball
I can breakdance
I can rap
And last but not least..i have a big Dick.

whats not to be proud of? i have all the default black abilitys

But can you spell properly?

DS
02-03-2008, 11:45 AM
just like we don't have a choice in our race

But yet, YOU do. Last month you were Puerto Rican for the Trinidad fight.

The Epidemic
02-03-2008, 11:47 AM
But can you spell properly?

blk people dont need to spell properly...we got ebonics nigga! listen to some big L'

CoMpOuNd
02-03-2008, 11:48 AM
So what are you guys gonna do about it?

MOVE ON UP B!

I'm still waiting on my gypsy history month....

white shadow
02-03-2008, 11:48 AM
We invented the remix.

DaDesiCanadian
02-03-2008, 11:52 AM
In before nigga why stalk me

DaDesiCanadian
02-03-2008, 12:01 PM
\(_o)/

DS
02-03-2008, 12:03 PM
\(_o)/

Ali M
02-03-2008, 12:09 PM
\(_o)/


Oh and...




Fuck whitey

debs
02-03-2008, 12:43 PM
But yet, YOU do. Last month you were Puerto Rican for the Trinidad fight.

i'm a black puerto rican.

contrary to ignorant ppl's beliefs, puerto rico, like a lot of countries, has a *gasp* black population. anyway you don't have to be a certain ethnicity to like an athlete. i'm 100% sure that all of brady's fans aren't white, all of tiger woods fans aren't caublanasian, etc.

DS
02-03-2008, 12:45 PM
i'm a black puerto rican.

contrary to ignorant ppl's beliefs, puerto rico, like a lot of countries, has a *gasp* black population.

*gasp* No shit, I'm Puerto Rican, too. You thought I was white. lawl

Remember that rant you went on before you got banned about how we were all white and fat and nerdy? Remember that?

debs
02-03-2008, 12:46 PM
*gasp* No shit, I'm Puerto Rican, too. You thought I was white. lawl

Remember that rant you went on before you got banned about how we were all white and fat and nerdy? Remember that?

that was a generalization. i don't think about you, personally, at all and i don't know you. i don't follow your posts, etc. so i don't know/care what you are.

anyway, why are you bringing up old shit? were/are you hurt? would you like me to send you an e card via aim?

phae
02-03-2008, 12:49 PM
No, I am just amazed that Elmo's voice can come from a black man! That's fucking talent as FUCK.. because it's ELMO'S VOICE. I can't get nowhere near that range.

DS
02-03-2008, 12:51 PM
that was a generalization.

Fo ril. Made you look stupid, too.

anyway, why are you bringing up old shit? were/are you hurt? would you like me to send you an e card via aim?

Not really. Don't think so highly of yourself. You're still a few inches beneath the mud I step on. We all laughed at you that day. So don't worry, no one was mad. Except for you, that is.

debs
02-03-2008, 12:58 PM
lol. thats nice. i'm happy you're happy.

Beast of Fire
02-03-2008, 01:11 PM
Remember that rant you went on before you got banned about how we were all white and fat and nerdy? Remember that?

But...I am white and fat and nerdy.

Well, half-Egyptian and fat and nerdy.

Dasiatic
02-03-2008, 01:21 PM
But...I am white and fat and nerdy.

Well, half-Egyptian and fat and nerdy.

no you're not. Egyptians=Black.
that, you are not.

Episode_667
02-03-2008, 01:46 PM
no you're not. Egyptians=Black.
that, you are not.

Nope,

Egyptians = Middle Eastern = A-rabs = Terrorists.

Nokato
02-03-2008, 01:53 PM
Black History Month is stupid

End thread.

-=- Jase -=-
02-03-2008, 01:57 PM
I want to say something racist, but I'm not in the mood.

AcEtUrNeDjOkEr
02-03-2008, 02:18 PM
I make black history every day

CarreauOverkill
02-03-2008, 03:28 PM
The afroamerican situation is actually really weird, when you think about it. If someone says; "I'm from Netherlands, we used to be Dutch and sail and shit and we have a history of sailing a fuckload." or "We're russians! Motherland! We had tzars and revolution and communism!" in Russia or "Our name is China for we are many. We put the FU back to kung-fu." These are groups of ethnicity+country+history. They are "people".

Then you have people like the medes (kurds) or saamer who don't have their own country and are tied to several countries and their people - yet they retain their own cultural identity.

Correct if I'm wrong, but don't you black people consider yourselves e.g. american over being "black"? Is afro-american a distinct ethnicity at all? Jews celebrate their historical events (like leaving Egypt) but do afroamericans celebrate the notable points in their history? Wait, shit... BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!!

Black History Month is like the jewish passover and hanukkah all rolled into one. Isn't that the greatest thing ever? Think of the festivities, the food, the traditions. Think of how much money there is to be made in a new holiday, especially since you can decree that watermelon and chicken must be eaten from golden plates of bling. Man, I'm hype. I wish I was black.

Why ya'll niggaz gettin' hybrid culture on me!?

Dasiatic
02-03-2008, 03:36 PM
I command every single member who still has thier racist great grandfathers dwelling in thier souls in this day and age to come forth and rejoice!
this is your chance to vent on the black people!

"why black people get a whole month and are still ungrateful creatures?? why?"

"you niggas get BET? where's the fuck is our J(ew)ET?

Nagata Lock II
02-03-2008, 03:54 PM
\(_o)/

Nokato
02-03-2008, 04:03 PM
I command every single member who still has thier racist great grandfathers dwelling in thier souls in this day and age to come forth and rejoice!
this is your chance to vent on the black people!

"why black people get a whole month and are still ungrateful creatures?? why?"

"you niggas get BET? where's the fuck is our J(ew)ET?

Why are you so amazing?

FistsofFury
02-03-2008, 04:28 PM
Correct if I'm wrong, but don't you black people consider yourselves e.g. american over being "black"? Is afro-american a distinct ethnicity at all? Jews celebrate their historical events (like leaving Egypt) but do afroamericans celebrate the notable points in their history? Wait, shit... BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!!



I consider myself American FIRST. Then I'm black. I'm so black I object to being called 'African American'. I am NOT African...I've never been to Africa and I have half a clue about the cultures over there. My people (blacks in the new world) have been removed from Africa for centuries. We are nothing BUT American because what culture was there before was purposefully erased. So I hate it when 'African' comes before 'American' in my 'official societal grouping'. I hate the fuck out of that. I am only African genetically. Real talk.



Aw man fuck all this, revolution.

Beast of Fire
02-03-2008, 09:42 PM
Nope,

Egyptians = Middle Eastern = A-rabs = Terrorists.

Not quite, that's only part of the picture. Specifically, my family is Coptic.

Dasiatic: Ask an Egyptian, any Egyptian, if he is black. Even a Nubian. You know what they'll say? "I'm Egyptian."

Weeks
02-03-2008, 09:47 PM
i can't wait until white history year resumes

Shibuya
02-03-2008, 10:21 PM
this thread wont even make it till the end of the month lol

Luigi-Bo 87
02-03-2008, 10:52 PM
:wtf: