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noober
02-02-2008, 09:41 PM
i have a boyfriend or even worse when you have been lead on and she says"iam sorry but i have to tell something i have a boyfriend"
see there is this girl that i really like and i guess she does too. i guess you can say she was putting me on cause one day i sent her message on myspace but it was nothing really forgot what i said then she hit me back a few times. when i would go talk to her in person she would smile and blush so hard. then i get on myspace and she tells me sorrry but i didnt tell you i have a boyfriend just he was being a jerk and you made a me smile etc.
wtf so i was just like a substitute.
i didn't mean to go on just giving the scenario , the question is what do you guys say back when a girl tells you i have a boyfriend.
i tell them i have a girlfriend
ckrazy
02-02-2008, 09:45 PM
I give them my number cause you already know when she breaks up with her boy friend she gonna call. That just how girls are.....
white shadow
02-02-2008, 09:45 PM
Jago Kick them down a rising escalator.
ElderGOD
02-02-2008, 09:47 PM
i have a boyfriend... sorrry but i didnt tell you i have a boyfriend just he was being a jerk and you made a me smile etc.
Tell her you won't be a jerk and that you can do a lot more than just make her smile.
ThePurpleBunny
02-02-2008, 09:48 PM
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Me: *sigh* Fine. He can videotape.
JubeiNinja69
02-02-2008, 09:49 PM
dump him.
hold dat
02-02-2008, 09:52 PM
happens to all men at one time or another
just keep it moving, blowing up at her or cursing her out makes u look like u cant control your emotions. there's no shame in geeting lead on
plus u never know, you might be able to hit that now or maybe later. always stay cool, never let em see u sweat
her loss
MaxVandalism315
02-02-2008, 09:53 PM
u buy alcohol and ask her if she wants to join in, if she says yes...
she'll forget she has a b/f ;)
edit: only if ur trying to hit it and quit it, if not then try what eldergod said :)
Jappo
02-02-2008, 09:53 PM
You drag that bitch like a real man back to your place.
AcEtUrNeDjOkEr
02-02-2008, 09:54 PM
Swift jab to the throat...
sorrry but i didnt tell you i have a boyfriend just he was being a jerk and you made a me smile etc.
Just say:
"Wuts cho man got ta do wit me?"
noober
02-02-2008, 09:55 PM
Tell her you won't be a jerk and that you can do a lot more than just make her smile.
ive been thinking about saying something similar i just can't pick out the right words.
i just remembered she said something like i don't think he would like me talking to other guys. so is it more like she wants to talk to another guy just that she feels guilty talking to another dude or what ever.
Ho0v-Man
02-02-2008, 09:55 PM
Tell her you won't be a jerk and that you can do a lot more than just make her smile.
This is pretty much what to say. Yeah, give her your digits and tell her you'll be waiting to give her an easy way out of that relationship.
noober
02-02-2008, 09:58 PM
Just say:
"Wuts cho man got ta do wit me?"
you dont know how bad i want to use that line.
noober
02-02-2008, 10:03 PM
You drag that bitch like a real man back to your place.
lol i love you dog .... no homosexual
Se7in
02-02-2008, 10:04 PM
You walk away.
Seriously, what are you catching feelings over this Myspace chick?
noober
02-02-2008, 10:08 PM
i met her in person before i hit her up on myspace.
Sephiroth
02-02-2008, 10:11 PM
Just say:
"Wuts cho man got ta do wit me?"
Or, "You've got a what, how long have you had that problem?"
But seriously, since you stated that you reallly like her. Just simply ask her if this means you two can't be friends. If it's cool, continue to be her friend and get closer to her. She obviously has no problem associating with you when he's "being a jerk", and possibly regularly depending on how she feels about being friends. So I suggest sticking around and chances are there will be more of those times. Just make sure you gradually keep moving further than the friend zone or you'll end up stuck there. Flirt with her, but not too much or you might push her away completely considering she already has a boyfriend and is at least somewhat faithful being that she told you about him. Keep being the guy that makes her smile when things are rocky with him. Because if it turns into a constant thing she'll start spending more time with you than her boyfriend & you know the rest of the story.
noober
02-02-2008, 10:11 PM
You walk away.
Seriously, what are you catching feelings over this Myspace chick?
lol with that i dont get sprung mentality.
R.P.D rookie
02-02-2008, 10:15 PM
You counter by moving on. Kind of shitty she led you on the way she did though. About as bad as those dumbasses that tell you "I'm only interested in [insert race here]".
That's how it goes sometimes!
Bernard
02-02-2008, 10:21 PM
i have a boyfriend or even worse when you have been lead on and she says"iam sorry but i have to tell something i have a boyfriend"
see there is this girl that i really like and i guess she does too. i guess you can say she was putting me on cause one day i sent her message on myspace but it was nothing really forgot what i said then she hit me back a few times. when i would go talk to her in person she would smile and blush so hard. then i get on myspace and she tells me sorrry but i didnt tell you i have a boyfriend just he was being a jerk and you made a me smile etc.
wtf so i was just like a substitute.
i didn't mean to go on just giving the scenario , the question is what do you guys say back when a girl tells you i have a boyfriend.
Did you get any?
a. If the answer is no then you never will let it die.
b. If the answer is yes you can either tell her you have herpes or call her boyfriend from the free clinic and say he needs to come in for a herpes test.
noober
02-02-2008, 10:27 PM
fuck yall ima be on dat ass.
Jappo
02-02-2008, 10:29 PM
Hold up, a topic of a girl with no pics?
Unbridled Roar
02-02-2008, 10:30 PM
tell her you masturbate to the pics of her that her bf posted on postyourgirls.com. ask her if she needs help setting up a link to the pics on her myspace afterwards.
Geese Pants
02-02-2008, 10:41 PM
I say that's cool and walk off...................unless she's friend material.
NegroNinja
02-02-2008, 10:43 PM
Heh, women love dating jerks, and finding comfort in the guys who actually treat them right. That's a basic fact you gotta learn to live with. You can't win!
Se7in
02-02-2008, 10:43 PM
lol with that i dont get sprung mentality.
Haha.
It's not even like that. My girl has had me sprung for 3 years, but I'm just wondering why you seem so attached to this girl who obviously has a terrible personality and morals.
Seriously, single people who go after other people who are in relationships are retarded. You think that person is worth your time and will be loyal to you if they can't be loyal to the person you took them from? No.
Don't be so rushed to get emotionally attached. Not even for the sake of being a guy, but for the sake of not getting your own feelings hurt.
noober
02-02-2008, 10:44 PM
Hold up, a topic of a girl with no pics?
lol pm me homie i think you've seen her
Jappo
02-02-2008, 10:45 PM
Alright, maybe you need a wing man?
noober
02-02-2008, 10:49 PM
Haha.
Seriously, single people who go after other people who are in relationships are retarded. You think that person is worth your time and will be loyal to you if they can't be loyal to the person you took them from? No.
.
lol i know its just shes kinda rare and maybe i can just hit it a few times.
Plutoburn
02-02-2008, 10:51 PM
Alright, maybe you need a wing man?
Wing man suck unless they know what they are suppose to do. Wing girls > wing man.
Jappo
02-02-2008, 10:53 PM
If she has an ugly sister, I wouldn't mind taking one for the team. :wonder:
noober
02-02-2008, 11:06 PM
larff out loud.
Hunter D
02-02-2008, 11:07 PM
I would follow her home and strangle her when the time is right. Attention whoring cunts need know that there is karma.
BaSiK_TeKniK
02-02-2008, 11:07 PM
I say this "FUCK YOU" and go on about my day...
Rekka1210
02-02-2008, 11:11 PM
I'd say "Bitch....NO ONE ASKED THAT!"
cool points will go to whomever can figure out where i got that from.
I'd just tell them something horrible.
Girl: "I'm sorry if I led you on, but I already have a boyfriend."
Me: "..."
Girl: "Are you still there?"
Me: "I raped a dog once."
Just give them that good old fashioned "close call" feeling.
BaSiK_TeKniK
02-02-2008, 11:18 PM
What would Ric Flair do.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Seijuro-HIko
02-02-2008, 11:38 PM
Choke slam the bitch Undertaker style.
But on a serious note, move on with your life. She's not worth the trouble. Her bf is a jerk and she's still with the guy, she needs to get her priorities straight.
sainthuey
02-03-2008, 12:00 AM
I'd say "Bitch....NO ONE ASKED THAT!"
cool points will go to whomever can figure out where i got that from.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
unforgiveable, "IM BOUT TO CALL UP MY NIGGA BO VICE OVER HERE"
mastermind
02-03-2008, 12:02 AM
Well, when you want a MANfriend, give me a call.
Weecho
02-03-2008, 12:21 AM
Tell her that you arent jealous.
People who are telling the dude to tell the girl to dump her boyfriend are fucked up. Ever have someone you care about do that to you? Shit probably (as in, it has never happened to me) sucks.
If she has a boyfriend, let it go until she isn't with him anymore imo. Other people have feelings too. =[.
Just stating my opinion, I know I wouldn't want a dude telling my gf that... Or I'd kill him.
*InVeRs3*
02-03-2008, 01:49 AM
never talk to her again and then move on.
Silentness!
02-03-2008, 02:50 AM
what do you guys say back when a girl tells you i have a boyfriend.
"You can have two."
I'm serious I actually said that... and all she did was laugh. That was the queue for her to give me her got damn number BITCH!
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Wait isn't Ronin going on a rampage giving people infractions for making these threads.
There's a women's relationship thread somewhere around here... post there. Just trying to save you some points
Silentness!
02-03-2008, 02:53 AM
I'd say "Bitch....NO ONE ASKED THAT!"
cool points will go to whomever can figure out where i got that from.
GET ME A CHICKEN SANDWICH... with some waffle fries. *bursts out with laughter*
Dr. PEPPER!
http://www.zazzle.com/get_me_a_chicken_sandwich_and_some_waffle_fries_sh irt-235615144280253941
kyored
02-03-2008, 03:33 AM
Tell her you're not trying to be her man. You're trying to be her back-up plan.....:tup:
Septimus Prime
02-03-2008, 03:34 AM
The correct answer is to blow it off in a humorous manner and then keep moving forward as if she didn't say anything at all. For example:
Her: I have a boyfriend.
You: Congratulations! But—and I'm just sayin'—most normal people don't really need to show off something like that.
Her: I don't think my boyfriend would be too happy if I were to go out with you.
You: That's okay. He's not invited!
And then you move on as if she never said anything at all.
But we have a thread for this type of discussion already.
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