Would you want a second penis?

[OrangeCat]

When I was swimming this afternoon I was just wondering if any guy would actually want a second penis. Freaking out your loved one aside, just imagine it'd probably be accepted just as normally as if you were with your single unit. It does bring up a lot of questions. Would mean double the pleasure for yourself? Or just expotentially squared because it would be a equivalent of a male multiple orgasm? Would you want your new donger to be larger or smaller than your current inventory? Would you want it to share real estate right beside your existing unit or would you want it to be like a shack on the side? In other words would you relocate your current penis to have the second penis take it's place or share the same central location? Hell would you want your penis to be from a different ethnic group?

Other questions are what would you do with said penis? Everything? Nothing just business as usual? Something in between like a single man DP on your lover? Take turns on each one or just go balls out on both? Speaking of which do you even want another pair of berries with your new twig?

With your common sense please don't pick options that contradict each other.

OC

[final_cut]

Maybe, but not on my forehead, cuz I don't want my balls hanging in my eyes.

[Einlanzer]

nope.

[valaris]

What about Detachable?

[orka]

hell no

[OrangeCat]

What about Detachable?
The problem with that is it's too easy. It's a choice that has to have more serious consequences than a latch somewhere on your crotch for your 2nd penis. Otherwise what makes it any different from a strap-on?

OC

[final_cut]

What about Detachable? I don't think you want one of those. That's more of a lesbian thing.

[Rob2_0]

i wouldnt mind an extra 1

[angryliberal]

i can't get enough sex with one cock, why the fuck would i double my frustration?

[Sileighty]

Only if i could combine it into one super penis.

[OrangeCat]

Only if i could combine it into one super penis.
Your train of thought intrigues me. What would this "super penis" do or how would it function? It's it merely a physical enhancement or something more technical? How does this affect your or your partner?

OC

[Sileighty]

:u: I'm not sure, but I assume there would be a flashy background with a long animation of them combining. Not to mention it would be "super" and not regular. :rofl:

So to sum it up, it would be better than a regular penis.

[lamewadd]

Yeah, I choose answer D.

The question cannot be answered with the information given.

[Senjutsu Sensei]

What about Detachable?

King Missile reference?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Detachable Peeeeenis

[orochizoolander]

Hi magnetix!

[DaDesiCanadian]

:u: I'm not sure, but I assume there would be a flashy background with a long animation of them combining. Not to mention it would be "super" and not regular. :rofl:

So to sum it up, it would be better than a regular penis.

:rofl:

[blooper]

Only if i could combine it into one super penis.

like trunks and gotan when they merge?

[Rhio2k]

Naw...just give me another 7 1/2. But give me time to prepare, and finish all the important stuff in life. Cuz let's face it...if we could blow ourselves, we'd never get anything done.

[Manx]

Two dicks would be awesome! As a black guy, I'm already large enough as it is, so asking for more is only going to take me into freakishly large, scare-a-chick territory. Aaaannd... with two penises, one larger than the other, I could distribute pleasures to more than one orifice at once and she can choose where the BIG mandingo is distributed via her position. Cowgirl = :wow: reverse Cowgirl = :wow:x10. Awesomeness! :tup:



Edit ~ Yes, I am drunk as I post this.

[Pinion]

I gotta say no to this. One is enough for me.

[Lantis]

I heard VSLASH wants to have a second dick....







































...permanently lodged in his ass. HAR!

Speaking of which, I once saw a pRon with a guy with two dicks...I was like :wtf: ...so yeah...DON'T WANT.

[thekidfromLBC]

Neh...Although it would be a good thing to have when doing it with 2 hot chicks :tup:

[Infernoman]

Only if i could combine it into one super penis.

Fusion Gurren Lagann style? GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!!! :cool:

hmm the idea of having a second penis and fusing it to make a sort of "super penis" is one to think about...having it even lager than it is as well and it would be awesome to bust a bigger load on the girls I have been hitting...Peter North would have nothing on me or Mandingo! Shit would splash onto her more than a bucket of white paint.

also in fusion state...I want it to have a racing stripe...you know for style and flash man!

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Maybe, probably only useful for fucking a girl in the vagine and the ass... at the same time.

[Infernoman]

Maybe, probably only useful for fucking a girl in the vagine an and the ass... at the same time.

ah very true...double penetration with no one else

100% no homo! :tup:

[Socketman]

if ya had 2 wangs the only thing that would change is that both your arms would be the same size

[OmNiExiZt]

Maybe, probably only useful for fucking a girl in the vagine and the ass... at the same time.

I saw that in a hentai video once. Didn't seem like a bad idea, so yes, I would get a second penis. It would be about 2'-3' longer than my original one. Quick question. Do they work seperately? You know, like after I bust a nut with my top one, I can go again with the bottom one while the top recovers. Because I mean all women can't do anal, so it's not a guarantee that I could DP every chick that I'm with.

*ONEZ*

[xero15]

Only if i could combine it into one super penis.

but then you only have like the tip in and the rest just getting cold from the draft.

Maybe, probably only useful for fucking a girl in the vagine and the ass... at the same time.

but what if she doesnt do anal? then youre still stuck jacking off one of your units. i preferably would stick with one but if it were to happen id use the other dick to short the time inbetween reps :lovin: that way im fucking all night and all day.

[valaris]

As great as it would be to DP my girlfriend alone, I think it would have more disadvantages than advantages.

[sealhunta]

instead of having two penies could i have a penis with "ban kai" or "super sayin" mode incase i wanted to give more pleasure or receive more pleasure on that particular day.

or, if i could control my 2nd penis's erection at will, so after i fuck with the first one, i switch to the 2nd one, so i would effectivly last longer

[VruS]

wow, you're going to have to wear baggy pants forever or homies will be tellin ya to get your shit checked out all the time

[Septimus Prime]

You would need another pair of testicles to double-orgasm, though. Two penes alone are not enough.

So...no thanks.

[scum gale 88]

bring it on. double the pleasure double the fun

[OrangeCat]

I saw that in a hentai video once. Didn't seem like a bad idea, so yes, I would get a second penis. It would be about 2'-3' longer than my original one. Quick question. Do they work seperately? You know, like after I bust a nut with my top one, I can go again with the bottom one while the top recovers. Because I mean all women can't do anal, so it's not a guarantee that I could DP every chick that I'm with.

*ONEZ*
That's entirely you to you. That's one of the situations that open for debate because what would that feel like? Would you just ride the buster nut crest or would it be an entirely new bust? The only thing that might even make this question even more interesting if whether or not the penis erects differently to different stimuli. Like perhaps it'll stay weaksauce with this one chick while the OG is totally erect or perhaps another chick would make the 2nd one erect.

OC

[valaris]

Wouldn't we need some more blood to keep both dicks hard AND still be able to use our head?

[OrangeCat]

Wouldn't we need some more blood to keep both dicks hard AND still be able to use our head?
Doesn't the body compensate for more bodyparts?

OC

[MaxVandalism315]

but what happens when u have to pee?
do u pee from both or u choose which one to pee from? lol, yeah ima have to say no to this one

[Mario Lemieux!]

removing most of the choices available, think about how horrible it would be for asians

WHY! why have you given me two below average asian wangs when you could have blessed me with simply just one average wang? WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME>!>!>!>!?!


yeah, now you'd have to be sad about have not one, but two small wangs =( that's like...double motivation for suicide now if you were really concerned about the size

[goodm0urning]

No way. I can barely think right with the one I've got now. I'll be borderline retarded if I need to send blood down to two of them.

You would need another pair of testicles to double-orgasm, though. Two penes alone are not enough.I imagine an extra set of seminal vesicles would make a bigger difference, since sperm make up a relatively small amount of semen discharged during sex.

[Wild Kitty]

fucking gay ass thread

[Tone!]

"Dual Wielding" indeed...

no thanks.

[Will Gotti]

As long as I can opt out. Sounds fun but I dunno, I'd feel like a superfreak of nature. Let me test drive it and :zzz: on it.

[rush down]

This is an awesome thread. I wanted the option for like 5 or 6 dicks. Hell, a different dick for everyday of the week.

THATS IT!! At midnight I want my dick to magically change into a new penis. That would be dope. But then, what if one day I woke up and I really liked it? I would be sad knowing it would be gone at midnight. And then after that day I would always look at my new penis and think, "It's ok, but its not as great as the penis I had that one time."

It would almost be like quantum leap. I would be Sam Becket, and my ever changing penis would be the host that I would control. Every time my penis changed (leaping) I would hope it was the leap home. I can't believe you read all this.

[OrangeCat]

As long as I can opt out. Sounds fun but I dunno, I'd feel like a superfreak of nature. Let me test drive it and :zzz: on it.
Hmmm...no.
This is an awesome thread. I wanted the option for like 5 or 6 dicks. Hell, a different dick for everyday of the week.

THATS IT!! At midnight I want my dick to magically change into a new penis. That would be dope. But then, what if one day I woke up and I really liked it? I would be sad knowing it would be gone at midnight. And then after that day I would always look at my new penis and think, "It's ok, but its not as great as the penis I had that one time."
Interesting idea. How about this. Every day when you get your dick replacement...it's actually someone else's penis in the world (sans disease but avec scars and physical problems)? And if you lift it up, the underside has the name written as to which penis it is. Or even perhaps when you wake up, it's magically shrink-wrapped with the name on it (so its less weird to have actual lettering on said penis). You just have to unwrap it and use it (because not to use scissors). You'd still have two penises and ONLY two penises.

OC

[Debaser]

Interesting idea. How about this. Every day when you get your dick replacement...it's actually someone else's penis in the world (sans disease but avec scars and physical problems)? And if you lift it up, the underside has the name written as to which penis it is. Or even perhaps when you wake up, it's magically shrink-wrapped with the name on it (so its less weird to have actual lettering on said penis). You just have to unwrap it and use it (because not to use scissors). You'd still have two penises and ONLY two penises.

But what if you get Michael Jackson's penis? Or Gary Coleman's? Lord know I'm not fucking a chick with an ashy little penis.

[thurst]

i would just like to echo the call for a detachable penis option. personally i'd prefer if my current penis was detachable and i could switch between this one and my "second" penis. i'd have graf or some other type of cosmetics done to my spare just so i could switch it up for those special occasions.

carrying around 2 dicks at once though? no thanks. my briefs are full as is.

[rush down]

Interesting idea. How about this. Every day when you get your dick replacement...it's actually someone else's penis in the world (sans disease but avec scars and physical problems)? And if you lift it up, the underside has the name written as to which penis it is. Or even perhaps when you wake up, it's magically shrink-wrapped with the name on it (so its less weird to have actual lettering on said penis). You just have to unwrap it and use it (because not to use scissors). You'd still have two penises and ONLY two penises.

OC

Damn... "International Penis Exchange"

The IPE. You can get monthly updates on where your penis has been along with pictures of who its fucked. This would be cool until I got mailed a picture of a goat or something terrible. What if someone damaged it? They would have to put down some kinda deposite.

I think getting Gary Colemens penis would be halarious! Can you imagine waking up and thinking "hahaha who's poor fucking dick is this!?" It wouldn't be a problem because after 24 hours it would be gone. I would just take pictures of it with me making funny faces in an elf costume or next to a midget or something.

And also, just know that Gary (or any other small penised man) is living it up with this exchange. I would actually donate my penis to a small penised man for a day. That shit is instant karma.

[OrangeCat]

But what if you get Michael Jackson's penis? Or Gary Coleman's? Lord know I'm not fucking a chick with an ashy little penis.
Well you'll only wear it for one day and one day only. Deal with it. Them's the breaks.

OC

[OrangeCat]

i would just like to echo the call for a detachable penis option. personally i'd prefer if my current penis was detachable and i could switch between this one and my "second" penis. i'd have graf or some other type of cosmetics done to my spare just so i could switch it up for those special occasions.

carrying around 2 dicks at once though? no thanks. my briefs are full as is.
Unfortunately that isn't how it works. Like I said before if you could "cheat" by having a single penis when the whole point of the thread is to have two penises at the same time all the time; you might as well make it a different thread. These are mutually exclusive topics.
Damn... "International Penis Exchange"

The IPE. You can get monthly updates on where your penis has been along with pictures of who its fucked. This would be cool until I got mailed a picture of a goat or something terrible. What if someone damaged it? They would have to put down some kinda deposite.
I imagine through the magic of the IPE your penis has magical travel insurance and therefore will return to in the same working condition as when you released it for someone else to use. Also any history of abuse on the borrower's behalf (i.e. sodomizing a silverback ape and potentially having your penis be peeled like a banana) will be erased except for your own personal knowledge of the event happening.

Sign on the dotted line.

OC

[Taito]

Having normal-looking and functioning twin cannons.. that really isn't a deformation that would be looked upon in disgust.. the reaction from another person would be more of envy and awe than anything else..

Switching different penises for the right occasion.. that makes me think of golf. 'Lemme use my 9 iron'..

[Ducky]

like trunks and gotan when they merge?

Your balls could do a fusion dance to form the super penis.

[Will Gotti]

Hmmm...no.
OC

Hmmm, yes. I want a test drive :mad:

[Sonickun]

a second cock?........

hmmm..

Fucking 2 babes at once... you bet!! lol

Ducky that avatar is da bomb LMAO

[Lobelia Mk. IV]

I don't want ONE penis, to be frank. The one that I have makes me gag whenever I have to touch it.

[Ne0phyte]

but what happens when u have to pee?
do u pee from both or u choose which one to pee from? lol, yeah ima have to say no to this one
Is anyone gonna answer this? It's a good fucking question.

[Will Gotti]

Is anyone gonna answer this? It's a good fucking question.

We don't know Neo. Dick and balls are a man's world girl, let us think.

[VruS]

I'm thinking maybe like an attachment. You know. Something you can just screw on. Like a silencer

[DaDesiCanadian]

This entire thread...just....

:rofl:

[OrangeCat]

Is anyone gonna answer this? It's a good fucking question.
Since I been doing all these penis rules and limitations in this thread I might as well answer it. Yes and no.

No if if your penis is off-site enough to require extensive rewiring of your urinary tract. I.E. unicorn horn cock; I doubt any sane individual would want any form of waste being transported so closely to your BRAIN which regulates all function of your body. One good concussion and that sudden pain associated with being totally kicked in the nuts is also going to result in your grey matter having a golden shower.

Yes if your secondary penis (or back-up) is within the general crotch area. You will pee out of both. But considering that some people have considerable control over their cock, one could imagine they could also "close up" one urethra track to allow the other penis to drain the urine. Although my anatomy could be entirely wrong and I think perhaps the prostate has more to do with delaying nature's call than just the penis muscle.

OC

[Taito]

Thanks to this topic, I thought up a Spiderman hentai where Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy, Black Cat and Betty Brant are captured by a slightly different take on Doctor Octopus.

[MagnetiX]

HELL YEAH.
Think about it - you can jack off both using both hands so you get buffer in both arms, not just with one. You can do the girl both holes, or if you're doing a three some, you can have two girls taking one cock each. Shit would be intense

[ToyRobotTerror]

Funkness of Chunkness

[seantree]

:u: I'm not sure, but I assume there would be a flashy background with a long animation of them combining. Not to mention it would be "super" and not regular. :rofl:

So to sum it up, it would be better than a regular penis.

dammit, made me choke on my scrambled eggs.

[OrangeCat]

dammit, made me choke on my scrambled eggs.

1. You better not be drunk because I don't think that drunkeness creates a craving for scrambled eggs.

B. I hope you added either milk or water to those eggs to make them extra fluffy and moist.

Third> http://youtube.com/watch?v=S25Zf8svHZQ

OC

[G.O.T]

Only if i could combine it into one super penis.

Tommy: "Alitsit--eyahh!"

flies into a zord.

[rcaido]

Two dicks? Last i heard that's called homosexual activity!

[goodm0urning]

Two dicks? Last i heard that's called homosexual activity!That's retarded. You might as well consider masturbation a homosexual activity.

[ruthless_nash]

heres a man whose been there and done it:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2006-08/20/content_668995.htm

[Defective]

The only other thing I'd want is the tridick the flying dude had in Urotsukidoji 2. Other than that, no way.

Hilarious thread btw.

[lamewadd]

heres a man whose been there and done it:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2006-08/20/content_668995.htmWhoa. He had two fully-functioning wangs? Seriously, if I had two wangs and a ho, I'd probably end up starving to death like a squirrel.

Edit:

NM. I googled that shit...doesn't look as appealing as it sounds...

[rcaido]

That's retarded. You might as well consider masturbation a homosexual activity.

Only if its another male's hand or your hands w/ another male penis...If ever i could get another penis it would be for goodm0urning mouth so he can shut the fuck up...no homo

[EveryFlowerFlow]

voted for all.

[goodm0urning]

Only if its another male's hand or your hands w/ another male penis...If ever i could get another penis it would be for goodm0urning mouth so he can shut the fuck up...no homoThe only way your cock is getting anywhere near my mouth is if your cock is actually a vagina and it belongs to someone who isn't you.

[R | C]

Nope.

I need to keep some blood flowing to the brain.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

I already have to deal with 1 already so ill pass :sweat: 2 would be quite a hassle

[Vynce]

Only if i could combine it into one super penis.

Gestault penis for the win. I'd call my super-robo peen Devestator. Or Vinny Voltron. Yeah, that's cool.

[kz0060]

Hmm if I was to get an extra penis, I'd like it to be wrapped around my original one, sorta like a double helix. Not only does a double helix penis sound cool but would look either a) kick-ass or b) like a bowtie pastry.

If not a double helix, I'd like a penis on my elbow. When it erects It'll look like a blade jutting out my forearm.

[DropOff]

Someone must have seen some bad hentai this morning. Or good, if double dicks is your thing.

[felineki]

No. The one I have is annoying enough as it is.

[ToyRobotTerror]

I have always dremt of having a cyborg penis

[Taito]

Hmm if I was to get an extra penis, I'd like it to be wrapped around my original one, sorta like a double helix. Not only does a double helix penis sound cool but would look either a) kick-ass or b) like a bowtie pastry.

Two dicks touching each other is hella homo dude