MagnetiX
03-06-2008, 04:33 AM
NOTE - Before I start off, let me just say that I do not dislike gay people...gay people are cool with me. I have a gay friend, so it's all good - but this story contains random shit about gay doods...but it's pretty random...anyways, yeah, hope you don't find this insulting cuz it wasn't meant to be. It's poking fun at my friend~
So I have a friend who we'll call M. This fool is a gay magnet. He isn't gay or anything (At least not from what I know of, or what he says, atleast) but this kid has to be the biggest same-sex magnet I've ever seen.
So we were at the mall about three days ago and I'm eating and he's like "Hey, I'll brb, gotta go piss." Now, usually when a guy takes a piss, it'd take maybe like 30 seconds or a minute or so, but lol, he walked out within ten seconds with the biggest :mad::sad: on his face. I was like "Yo, wassup?" and he goes "Man, I hate this shit...some guy just asked me if he could touch my dick."
I'm over there fuckin' dying and I'm like "Well...did you let him?" and he's like "HELL NO, MAN, THAT'S GAY AS FUCK." and then he's like "The gay guy wanted to pay me to touch my dick...and it's embarrassing as fuck cuz hella people are listening in on the conversation" :rofl::rofl:
By this point I'm literally gasping for air laughing my ass off. Then as we walk around, we go to this little dessert shop and there's like a group of gay guys...like at least 6 of em. As we order something, they all turn towards me and my friend M. He was like "Yo, those gay guys are looking at you." and I'm like "Bullshit they are, they're looking at you." So I decide to separate with M to see if they're looking at me or him...lo and behold, they're following his every move :rofl:
Dood walked around in circles and the whole group turned in circles just following him :rofl: then he's like "Man, this is bullshit..."
then he goes and tells me "You know, I hate going to the clubs cuz when I'm dancing with a lot of girls, there's always doods that come out of nowhere and dance with me and then they grab my dick and I just stop dancing":rofl::looney:
I'm like "What if it's one of the girls that's touching your dick?"
"Naw man...it's not, because after they touch my dick, they whisper something in my ear like "Hey let me suck you off" or something and it's a fucking guy...":rofl:
Shit's too random as hell.
Then today...wow, lol.
Today we go back to the mall and it was me, M and my friend V. We're walking and just talkin' and out of nowhere, M just gets silent as hell. I look at him and he has his head down and he's walking faster, too. We catch up to him and we're like "What's wrong?" and he's like "man...there's a guy over there that offered to suck my dick a few weeks ago...man, fuck...he's looking at me" and I turn around and there's this motherfucker with a shit eating grin :lovin: on his face like "Yeah, so I wanna suck his dick...so what? You got a problem!? I'll suck your dick too!"
My friend M got mad paranoid, dood was looking behind his back the whole time like "Man, that guy better not try to offer me anything again...I hate this shit, man...why do they always target me!?" :rofl::rofl:
So yeah, anyone else have friends like these? lol.
So I have a friend who we'll call M. This fool is a gay magnet. He isn't gay or anything (At least not from what I know of, or what he says, atleast) but this kid has to be the biggest same-sex magnet I've ever seen.
So we were at the mall about three days ago and I'm eating and he's like "Hey, I'll brb, gotta go piss." Now, usually when a guy takes a piss, it'd take maybe like 30 seconds or a minute or so, but lol, he walked out within ten seconds with the biggest :mad::sad: on his face. I was like "Yo, wassup?" and he goes "Man, I hate this shit...some guy just asked me if he could touch my dick."
I'm over there fuckin' dying and I'm like "Well...did you let him?" and he's like "HELL NO, MAN, THAT'S GAY AS FUCK." and then he's like "The gay guy wanted to pay me to touch my dick...and it's embarrassing as fuck cuz hella people are listening in on the conversation" :rofl::rofl:
By this point I'm literally gasping for air laughing my ass off. Then as we walk around, we go to this little dessert shop and there's like a group of gay guys...like at least 6 of em. As we order something, they all turn towards me and my friend M. He was like "Yo, those gay guys are looking at you." and I'm like "Bullshit they are, they're looking at you." So I decide to separate with M to see if they're looking at me or him...lo and behold, they're following his every move :rofl:
Dood walked around in circles and the whole group turned in circles just following him :rofl: then he's like "Man, this is bullshit..."
then he goes and tells me "You know, I hate going to the clubs cuz when I'm dancing with a lot of girls, there's always doods that come out of nowhere and dance with me and then they grab my dick and I just stop dancing":rofl::looney:
I'm like "What if it's one of the girls that's touching your dick?"
"Naw man...it's not, because after they touch my dick, they whisper something in my ear like "Hey let me suck you off" or something and it's a fucking guy...":rofl:
Shit's too random as hell.
Then today...wow, lol.
Today we go back to the mall and it was me, M and my friend V. We're walking and just talkin' and out of nowhere, M just gets silent as hell. I look at him and he has his head down and he's walking faster, too. We catch up to him and we're like "What's wrong?" and he's like "man...there's a guy over there that offered to suck my dick a few weeks ago...man, fuck...he's looking at me" and I turn around and there's this motherfucker with a shit eating grin :lovin: on his face like "Yeah, so I wanna suck his dick...so what? You got a problem!? I'll suck your dick too!"
My friend M got mad paranoid, dood was looking behind his back the whole time like "Man, that guy better not try to offer me anything again...I hate this shit, man...why do they always target me!?" :rofl::rofl:
So yeah, anyone else have friends like these? lol.