PDA

View Full Version : French village bans dying.


ThePurpleBunny
03-07-2008, 04:27 AM
Source (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080306/od_afp/francedeathoffbeat)

PAU, France (AFP) - The mayor of a French village has issued a decree banning residents from dying in his territory unless they own a spot in the overcrowded cemetery.

"It is forbidden for any person not having a plot in the cemetery ... to die on the territory of the village," the mayor of the southwestern village of Sarpourenx wrote in a decree that warned of "severe punishment" for offenders.

Mayor Gerard Lalanne told AFP he had taken the radical measure to protest against a legal ruling preventing him from enlarging the burial ground in the village of 260 people.

"The first dead person to come along, I'll send him to the state's representative," he said.

Lalane said he had been inspired by the mayor of another French village, Cugnaux, who had also outlawed death as a protest last year and who thus won the right to enlarge the village's cemetery.I wonder just what this "severe punishment" is for whoever breaks this law. Resurrection?

Will Gotti
03-07-2008, 04:38 AM
I'm thinking the family would face the imposed punishment.

BEWD
03-07-2008, 04:42 AM
How much you want to bet that the Zombie assault will start from here?

Overworld
03-07-2008, 04:47 AM
To think we always made jokes about the French being cowards, they just banned death that is pretty hardcore.

Seriously though, if it helps them get a big cemetery I guess it's worth it? I'd just hate to be any old people living there who didn't already own a plot.

Diek Stiekem
03-07-2008, 05:22 AM
Uhhm.. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Getting sentenced to death for dying:confused:

EvilSamurai
03-07-2008, 08:50 AM
Uhhm.. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Getting sentenced to death for dying:confused:

In the Middle Ages, if you were sentenced to death but died before you could be apprehended and executed, then they would still publicly behead/burn/impale/hang, draw, quarter/perform whatever method of execution you were sentenced to on your body as just because you were dead didn't mean the law couldn't publicly humiliate you by removing your head in front of a crowd and putting it on a stick.

Manx
03-07-2008, 08:54 AM
Stay off the gallows, folks. :tup: