Hearing People Have Sex

[iwst99]

Anyone here have to deal or has ever dealt with having to hear others have sex?

I live with my roommate, who is also my coworker. I used to be away every weekend, and he only sees her on weekends, so it was a nice arrangement. Due to me breaking up with my partner, I no longer am away on weekends...and now I'm here. As I sit here I can hear her SCREAMING her lungs out and saying "oh god, oh god" loud as fuck.

No joke, I once came home earlier on the weekend and I have to park my car across the street THROUGH AN INTERSECTION and I could hear them there, since their window was open. Shit was loud as fuck, and anyone walking on the sidewalk can clearly hear it. We're literally right next to the police station, and I'm always thinking a cop is going to hear the screaming and knock down the door to see what's going on. :rofl:

He knows she's loud, and he says he'll try to keep it down. I know he won't, and just say whatever, it's more funny to me than anything, at least that nigga is getting some nice asian pussy. (sorry, no pics).

So anyone else deal with this? I had some friends tell me they heard their parents having sex all the time...luckily I never deal with that...that shit would be awkward. :confused:

PS I can hear them as I type this.

[rcaido]

You should be masturbating to the screaming right now...This aint no joke, pics of asian beauty NOW! Someone ban him if he doesn't deliver!

[Million]

See, when you're a creep like me who is also destined to only have hookers and strippers as real options....this is actually a funny, and occasionally hot thing...not something to be annoyed with. I heard my neighbors back at my old apartment several months ago, and it was a nice surprise. I just happened to be walking to the bathroom, and I heard her screaming "OHHHHH YES! YES!"...shit was niiiiiiice. I was perched like Spiderman on top of the dresser/bureau with my ear pressed against the wall to hear the action. They were having a good time there on an otherwise peaceful, quiet Sunday afternoon. They must've realized they got a little carried away that time, because I never heard the action again...just that one time. Heh, folks in the Thinking Out Loud thread will probably remember when I provided a sort of live commentary on the situation. It would've been so much better if I had Xray vision to check the visual as well....yes, she happens to be quite a nice piece of ass.

There were also times my old college roommate thought I was sleep when I really wasn't. Heh, it was funny that time I rolled over to try and see the action, and they stopped immediately....thinking I woke up. They had the blankets covering them anyway. (*like a voyeur Prep-time Batman! -> I already had my contacts in that night since I knew she was coming over. So, them seeing me with no glasses helped create a more convincing illusion of me being sleep. Ahhhh those were the days.)

[Biggzy]

Yeah, pics are a must.

[Rico!]

(sorry, no pics).

*leaves thread*

[Oroman]

Wow million, just wow. :rofl:

If you ever write a book I'm buying it.

I normally listen to people who have sex; most people wouldn't care but I don't mind.

[yah yaahh b*tch!]

You cant sugarcoat too many things during sex, but sometimes the screaming can get a little rude and outta hand. Especially if you know other people can hear. I dunno.


I had a roommate that would always fuck his girl late at night, she would never scream but if I walked by .. through the say . .front room I could hear her whimpers and the wet "fap fap fap fap" juicy pussy sound. Just weird.

[catchafire]

Yeah, in school I could here my neighbor f ucking the shit out of his girlfriend. We were all friends too, so I'd tease him whenever we went out. He was in his 40s and she in her 20s. He was fucking her HARD. I thought they were fighting, the shit I heard...

[chopperbyrne]

I could hear the vibrator of a girl I used to live with a few times.

She'd walk into the room completely oblivious a few minutes later!

[shatterstar]

i hate it sometimes, and I think it depends on who's having sex like hearing your parents have sex versus complete strangers have sex. I'm glad i never had to hear my parents.

[freehode]

I once heard my stepsister and her boyfriend, who are now married, have sex in her bedroom. This was in the 6th grade.

I guess they didn't realize I was doing my homework in my bedroom, which is adjacent to their room.

Most awkward shit ever. :/

[orka]

during college, the one of guys in my house (who also happened to live in the room next to mine) brought his gf in every single day... literally. they fucked in the morning, fucked during the day, and fucked at night. FUCK.

i actually don't mind hearing people fucking too much, but this case was special because the gf was hideous, and they liked to do this "baby talk" bullshit that drove me crazy.

i haven't heard from the guy for over a year now, but for all i know they still live together and guy has a shit job in arkansas so i can laugh about them all i want.

[TS]

Happened at least 5 times that I've heard, once immediately followed by a fight and screaming. Apparently someone was having sex with another girl's boyfriend. It might have actually been a mom having sex with the daughter's boyfriend, I couldn't see. But it got loud and ugly, real quick.

[Hatred Edge]

*snip*
Un-fucking-believable.:rofl:

That's made of gold right there. Perched like Spider-Man?:rofl: A Million classic!

[MaxVandalism315]

See, when you're a creep like me who is also destined to only have hookers and strippers as real options....this is actually a funny, and occasionally hot thing...not something to be annoyed with. I heard my neighbors back at my old apartment several months ago, and it was a nice surprise. I just happened to be walking to the bathroom, and I heard her screaming "OHHHHH YES! YES!"...shit was niiiiiiice. I was perched like Spiderman on top of the dresser/bureau with my ear pressed against the wall to hear the action. They were having a good time there on an otherwise peaceful, quiet Sunday afternoon. They must've realized they got a little carried away that time, because I never heard the action again...just that one time. Heh, folks in the Thinking Out Loud thread will probably remember when I provided a sort of live commentary on the situation. It would've been so much better if I had Xray vision to check the visual as well....yes, she happens to be quite a nice piece of ass.

There were also times my old college roommate thought I was sleep when I really wasn't. Heh, it was funny that time I rolled over to try and see the action, and they stopped immediately....thinking I woke up. They had the blankets covering them anyway. (*like a voyeur Prep-time Batman! -> I already had my contacts in that night since I knew she was coming over. So, them seeing me with no glasses helped create a more convincing illusion of me being sleep. Ahhhh those were the days.)

my nominee for post of the year:woot:

[Infested Jester]

Funny this thread came up, while on vacation last month I was woken up to the people next door fucking. The bed was literally banging up against my wall. So I grabbed a glass to use to listen to them but could only do so for a minute or two. All I heard was the dude grunting and not a sound from the girl. Next morning I'm eating breakfast in the restaurant there and I see the dude and the girl come out. He's holding her hand, talking, all happy..... she just has a disinterested look on her face, head down, and not saying a word.

[tl613]

When I'm at my girlfriend's place I hear the neighbors having sex all the time. It used to be annoying but after awhile it became hilarious because I realized the noises, ie. screaming, panting, etc. would only last for about 3-5 minutes.

[valaris]

At my old appartment I could hear my neighbours going at it several times a week. The only thing is I could never tell if it was him or her screaming. The old TOL thread had many a rants about it.

[Rhio2k]

Heh (www.rhio2k.com/Loud.mp3)...

[lamewadd]

Start yelling for him to do her harder, and how she needs to let him use her ass. That'll shut em up.

[-Beat-]

At my older house, I would always hear some guy smashing on my neighbor. I could hear her screaming and their bed bashing against the wall. She was a babe, too. I would have boinked her any day.

[Septimus Prime]

Where do you live, iwst? I'm curious about something.

[BunnyHead]

Thank god no!!!!

But I've seen people smacking sucking face on the train, intense wasnt even the word for it really they might as well just got on the floor and had sex in front of everyone that's how bad it was:amazed::amazed:

[Weecho]

I usually hear people making fuck at house parties. Like when I'm outside taking a piss around the side of the house and I can hear people from the nearby window. Never really bothered me. Just gave me something to listen to while I pissed.

[epp1e]

My neighbors.
And she's a milf.

[-Beat-]

Funny this thread came up, while on vacation last month I was woken up to the people next door fucking. The bed was literally banging up against my wall. So I grabbed a glass to use to listen to them but could only do so for a minute or two. All I heard was the dude grunting and not a sound from the girl. Next morning I'm eating breakfast in the restaurant there and I see the dude and the girl come out. He's holding her hand, talking, all happy..... she just has a disinterested look on her face, head down, and not saying a word.
Next thing you know, she broke up with him because of the bad sex.

[Kzoh]

well i have something worse...... WAYY WAY WAY WORSE, i used to live in an apartment and the bathroom was to the right of my room but you HAD to pass in the front of my moms room to go to the bathroom.... so my now stepdad at the time was my moms boyfriend. tell me why her door is open...... so im going to the bathroom, mind you at the time im 7 i see something out the corner of my eye so i turn... DOOR WIDE ASS OPEN stepdad fucking the shit out of my mom..... fuck life :shake::shake::shake::wasted:

[orka]

well i have something worse...... WAYY WAY WAY WORSE, i used to live in an apartment and the bathroom was to the right of my room but you HAD to pass in the front of my moms room to go to the bathroom.... so my now stepdad at the time was my moms boyfriend. tell me why her door is open...... so im going to the bathroom, mind you at the time im 7 i see something out the corner of my eye so i turn... DOOR WIDE ASS OPEN stepdad fucking the shit out of my mom..... fuck life :shake::shake::shake::wasted:

waaahhhh :amazed:

[Biolink]

well i have something worse...... WAYY WAY WAY WORSE, i used to live in an apartment and the bathroom was to the right of my room but you HAD to pass in the front of my moms room to go to the bathroom.... so my now stepdad at the time was my moms boyfriend. tell me why her door is open...... so im going to the bathroom, mind you at the time im 7 i see something out the corner of my eye so i turn... DOOR WIDE ASS OPEN stepdad fucking the shit out of my mom..... fuck life :shake::shake::shake::wasted:

Damn dog.

I never could stomach the thought of a parent and step parent having sex.I'd probably go fucking berserk.

[Kzoh]

^ thing is when i was a lil kid i was a super virgin when i was a lil kid mind body and soul i didnt know wtf sex was so i thought they were wrestling or something. so i asked my mom about she said they were playing but years later i was like man they were fucking. shit was nasty i hope i never see anything like that ever again EVER

[TS]

fuck life :shake::shake::shake::wasted:
:rofl:

Funny this thread came up, while on vacation last month I was woken up to the people next door fucking. The bed was literally banging up against my wall. So I grabbed a glass to use to listen to them but could only do so for a minute or two. All I heard was the dude grunting and not a sound from the girl. Next morning I'm eating breakfast in the restaurant there and I see the dude and the girl come out. He's holding her hand, talking, all happy..... she just has a disinterested look on her face, head down, and not saying a word.
She was actually being raped. The whole time she was hoping someone would hear and stop it but you were just next door listening.

:rofl:

[rcaido]

Damn Kzoh that's traumatize shit there...

Man i'm glad i cant hear my neighbors on the left side of our house...They soooo gay! The whimpering & crying by being ass fucked would be too much to take...Man & woman ok man & man no like sound!

[Alzarath]

..... fuck life :shake::shake::shake::wasted:

Owned?! :rofl: :rofl:

[TheSix]

I could hear the vibrator of a girl I used to live with a few times.

She'd walk into the room completely oblivious a few minutes later!

/Cue porno cam....

BUZZZZZZ
Girl - "Ohhhhhh yeeah!"

**Knock knock**
(Peaks through the door as your eyes meet. The girl looks a bit embarrased)

Chopper - "....lemme help you out with that."

[King9999]

See, this is why I don't want a roommate...had to deal with this crap in university.

[Septimus Prime]

/Cue porno cam....

BUZZZZZZ
Girl - "Ohhhhhh yeeah!"

**Knock knock**
(Peaks through the door as your eyes meet. The girl looks a bit embarrased)

Chopper - "....lemme help you out with that."
Girl - "No thanks. It's bigger than you are."

Chopper - "Aw, damn. Guess I'll be on my way, then."

/Log tape as "Asian Porn"

[-Beat-]

well i have something worse...... WAYY WAY WAY WORSE, i used to live in an apartment and the bathroom was to the right of my room but you HAD to pass in the front of my moms room to go to the bathroom.... so my now stepdad at the time was my moms boyfriend. tell me why her door is open...... so im going to the bathroom, mind you at the time im 7 i see something out the corner of my eye so i turn... DOOR WIDE ASS OPEN stepdad fucking the shit out of my mom..... fuck life :shake::shake::shake::wasted:
Nooo!! You reminded me of an experience I had that was similar.. My borther and I were 12 years old. We were on the computer, which was right down the hallway from my mother's room. We were playing emulators on our computer and for the whole time, we could hear her having sex with her boyfriend. We were acting like nothing was going on, but we didn't want to go to bed, because our room was right next to her's (We shared a room). At least her door was closed.

[Kyoujin]

Well, I have a few interesting stories on this subject.

My friends and I were home from various universities on March Break, and my one friend let me crash on his couch for a night. He lived with his girlfriend, who was a total bitch; it was all he could do to fuck her stupid just so she would stop talking. Anyway, I stumbled home from a party down the road at about 3am one evening, and snuck in very quietly so they wouldn't hear me. I assumed they were sleeping. I settled down on the couch and had about fifteen seconds of silence until I heard

Ah! AaaH! AAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH! OHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ......................

I curled into the fetal position and tried to sleep. I'm pretty sure I could smell her vagina.

I've also been the person people hear fucking. When I first moved into my girl's place, we fucked alot. I mean, my cock has friction scars on it. Honest to God, a fuck scar.

Anyway, right when we're climaxing, someone banged REALLY loud on the door. The mixture of cumming and the fright from the loud noise mixed and came out as an immense

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, I screamed this at the top of my lungs. We tried really hard not to laugh out loud, but it didn't work.

[King9999]

Well, I have a few interesting stories on this subject.

My friends and I were home from various universities on March Break, and my one friend let me crash on his couch for a night. He lived with his girlfriend, who was a total bitch; it was all he could do to fuck her stupid just so she would stop talking. Anyway, I stumbled home from a party down the road at about 3am one evening, and snuck in very quietly so they wouldn't hear me. I assumed they were sleeping. I settled down on the couch and had about fifteen seconds of silence until I heard

Ah! AaaH! AAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH! OHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ......................

I curled into the fetal position and tried to sleep. I'm pretty sure I could smell her vagina.

I've also been the person people hear fucking. When I first moved into my girl's place, we fucked alot. I mean, my cock has friction scars on it. Honest to God, a fuck scar.

Anyway, right when we're climaxing, someone banged REALLY loud on the door. The mixture of cumming and the fright from the loud noise mixed and came out as an immense

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, I screamed this at the top of my lungs. We tried really hard not to laugh out loud, but it didn't work.

:rofl:

[SF_crazy]

Funny this thread came up, while on vacation last month I was woken up to the people next door fucking. The bed was literally banging up against my wall. So I grabbed a glass to use to listen to them but could only do so for a minute or two. All I heard was the dude grunting and not a sound from the girl. Next morning I'm eating breakfast in the restaurant there and I see the dude and the girl come out. He's holding her hand, talking, all happy..... she just has a disinterested look on her face, head down, and not saying a word.

Rape? Or a man with a small ding dong?

[Hellion]

Next morning I'm eating breakfast in the restaurant there and I see the dude and the girl come out. He's holding her hand, talking, all happy..... she just has a disinterested look on her face, head down, and not saying a word.

Perhaps you should refer the dude to that "3 Words After Sex" thread to cheer her up.

Or take her yourself.

[HyperGear]

^ thing is when i was a lil kid i was a super virgin when i was a lil kid mind body and soul i didnt know wtf sex was so i thought they were wrestling or something. so i asked my mom about she said they were playing but years later i was like man they were fucking. shit was nasty i hope i never see anything like that ever again EVER

your story can't be as bad as kids of former porn stars

imagine watching some old school porn and seeing your mom in it.

[DarkNecrid]

Girl - "No thanks. It's bigger than you are."

Chopper - "Aw, damn. Guess I'll be on my way, then."

/Log tape as "Asian Porn"


:rofl:

Harsh.

[FighterX]

Well, I have a few interesting stories on this subject.

My friends and I were home from various universities on March Break, and my one friend let me crash on his couch for a night. He lived with his girlfriend, who was a total bitch; it was all he could do to fuck her stupid just so she would stop talking. Anyway, I stumbled home from a party down the road at about 3am one evening, and snuck in very quietly so they wouldn't hear me. I assumed they were sleeping. I settled down on the couch and had about fifteen seconds of silence until I heard

Ah! AaaH! AAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH! OHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ......................

I curled into the fetal position and tried to sleep. I'm pretty sure I could smell her vagina.

I've also been the person people hear fucking. When I first moved into my girl's place, we fucked alot. I mean, my cock has friction scars on it. Honest to God, a fuck scar.

Anyway, right when we're climaxing, someone banged REALLY loud on the door. The mixture of cumming and the fright from the loud noise mixed and came out as an immense

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, I screamed this at the top of my lungs. We tried really hard not to laugh out loud, but it didn't work.

FREAKING LOOOOOOOOOLLL!! :rofl: So much for a quiet office this morning! I spit water on my computer monitor! :rofl:

your story can't be as bad as kids of former porn stars

imagine watching some old school porn and seeing your mom in it.

In about 10 years, there's going to be a LOT of "Girls Gone Wild" regret going around for some moms.

[Hellion]

In about 10 years, there's going to be a LOT of "Girls Gone Wild" regret going around for some moms.

*shrug*
They knew what they were doing.

[FighterX]

Oh, that I know. It's just going to be....interesting.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

:shake:

[beatsofdevil]

I've heard my parents doing it before....it wasn't even loud or vocal. just the bed squeaking and a bit of other noises...still UGH!!!

I'm worried now that I may make too much noise, when I'm alone in my room...and...bzzzzz.....yeah....

[Ali M]

The sounds of two peoples genitals connecting in lust through da bedroom walls is a wonderful sound... I beat my dick good to that.. stroke till ya nut. word...

[Rhythm1c]

at least that nigga is getting some nice asian pussy. (sorry, no pics).





THEN WHY EVEN MENTION THIS GOD!

[Plutoburn]

Went to NYC with my friend, since we'd only use the hotel to sleep, we picked a 2 star shit hole in Brooklyn that was close to the subway station. And I remember being awaken by sound of bed next room banging against the wall, then I heard the guy moaning. It was disgusting, but I thought to myself, I better hear some girl moans too. It's bad enough being awaken 3am in the morning, it'd be utter shit if I was awaken by some dude jacking off to himself. Good thing I heard the girl's "oh yeah" soon after. So I thought to myself, I guess it's not too bad, and went back to sleep.

[fistoftheryustar]

just be lucky its not your girl. some dude told me that his gf effed him over, and still it wasnt enough. after they broke up she called him having sex w/ another guy. he took it like a trooper. i think he was de-sensitized it by then. damn

[fP_tHuG]

Well, I have a few interesting stories on this subject.

My friends and I were home from various universities on March Break, and my one friend let me crash on his couch for a night. He lived with his girlfriend, who was a total bitch; it was all he could do to fuck her stupid just so she would stop talking. Anyway, I stumbled home from a party down the road at about 3am one evening, and snuck in very quietly so they wouldn't hear me. I assumed they were sleeping. I settled down on the couch and had about fifteen seconds of silence until I heard

Ah! AaaH! AAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH! OHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ......................

I curled into the fetal position and tried to sleep. I'm pretty sure I could smell her vagina.

I've also been the person people hear fucking. When I first moved into my girl's place, we fucked alot. I mean, my cock has friction scars on it. Honest to God, a fuck scar.

Anyway, right when we're climaxing, someone banged REALLY loud on the door. The mixture of cumming and the fright from the loud noise mixed and came out as an immense

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, I screamed this at the top of my lungs. We tried really hard not to laugh out loud, but it didn't work.

HAHAHAH :D that shit is fucking funny.

I hate that sex smell that comes out of a room too, i just cant describe that funk smell lol.

[Pinion]

well i have something worse...... WAYY WAY WAY WORSE, i used to live in an apartment and the bathroom was to the right of my room but you HAD to pass in the front of my moms room to go to the bathroom.... so my now stepdad at the time was my moms boyfriend. tell me why her door is open...... so im going to the bathroom, mind you at the time im 7 i see something out the corner of my eye so i turn... DOOR WIDE ASS OPEN stepdad fucking the shit out of my mom..... fuck life :shake::shake::shake::wasted:

Let me tell you, if I had a dollar for every time I've heard/accidently seen my parents having sex I'd have a nice sum set aside. First time shook me up pretty bad (I was like 9), 600th time later I found it to be pretty hilarious.

"You get that dad, GET IT!" :rofl:

[Bounce]

very simple, jump in are leave teh place when they are going at it.

[chopperbyrne]

/Cue porno cam....

BUZZZZZZ
Girl - "Ohhhhhh yeeah!"

**Knock knock**
(Peaks through the door as your eyes meet. The girl looks a bit embarrased)

Chopper - "....lemme help you out with that."

Girl - "No thanks. It's bigger than you are."

Chopper - "Aw, damn. Guess I'll be on my way, then."

/Log tape as "Asian Porn"

lol

The filthy bitch probably would have ben up for it too, but she was a bit too plump for my tastes.

[Silentness!]

I have for like a week. My next door neighbor in my dorm had his GF over for a week to visit. It was very awkward to play WoW during it... I also felt like a loser because that should be me.

*BACK TO DAT WoW*

[CarreauOverkill]

OMG! This reminds me of the funniest thing that happened to me.

I passed out really early at this house party my friend was hosting. This was really early in the night (I hate drinking games, I always 'lose'), so I slept for like six hours straight. Towards the end I started having these weird ass dreams about dogs being smeared with butter and they didn't like it so they were panting. I was trying to do something weird like bonzai gardening but the the dogs just got louder and louder. Then I suddenly got hit by a pillow IRL and I partially woke up from my dream. Angrily I grabbed the pillow and tossed it back to where it had came from while shouting; "FUCKING DOGS". The dogs stopped panting and I was about to go back to my gardening when the lights were flicked on and someone shouted "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK" to my ear. I woke up properly and saw my good friend (taken) this girl (taken by someone else) naked covering themselves with the blankets and looking fucking terrified. I was confused for like five minutes and then I apologized somewhat drunkenly and crawled out of the room.

To clarify; I had rolled off the bed into the space inbetween the wall and the bed, I got hit with a pillow when they tossed it away from the bed.

So, yeah. Hearing people having sex up close = dreaming of panting dogs being smeared with butter.

[Helter Skelter]

OMG! This reminds me of the funniest thing that happened to me.

I passed out really early at this house party my friend was hosting. This was really early in the night (I hate drinking games, I always 'lose'), so I slept for like six hours straight. Towards the end I started having these weird ass dreams about dogs being smeared with butter and they didn't like it so they were panting. I was trying to do something weird like bonzai gardening but the the dogs just got louder and louder. Then I suddenly got hit by a pillow IRL and I partially woke up from my dream. Angrily I grabbed the pillow and tossed it back to where it had came from while shouting; "FUCKING DOGS". The dogs stopped panting and I was about to go back to my gardening when the lights were flicked on and someone shouted "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK" to my ear. I woke up properly and saw my good friend (taken) this girl (taken by someone else) naked covering themselves with the blankets and looking fucking terrified. I was confused for like five minutes and then I apologized somewhat drunkenly and crawled out of the room.



To clarify; I had rolled off the bed into the space inbetween the wall and the bed, I got hit with a pillow when they tossed it away from the bed.

So, yeah. Hearing people having sex up close = dreaming of panting dogs being smeared with butter.

:rofl:
FUCKING WIN!

[rcaido]

OMG! This reminds me of the funniest thing that happened to me.

I passed out really early at this house party my friend was hosting. This was really early in the night (I hate drinking games, I always 'lose'), so I slept for like six hours straight. Towards the end I started having these weird ass dreams about dogs being smeared with butter and they didn't like it so they were panting. I was trying to do something weird like bonzai gardening but the the dogs just got louder and louder. Then I suddenly got hit by a pillow IRL and I partially woke up from my dream. Angrily I grabbed the pillow and tossed it back to where it had came from while shouting; "FUCKING DOGS". The dogs stopped panting and I was about to go back to my gardening when the lights were flicked on and someone shouted "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK" to my ear. I woke up properly and saw my good friend (taken) this girl (taken by someone else) naked covering themselves with the blankets and looking fucking terrified. I was confused for like five minutes and then I apologized somewhat drunkenly and crawled out of the room.

To clarify; I had rolled off the bed into the space inbetween the wall and the bed, I got hit with a pillow when they tossed it away from the bed.

So, yeah. Hearing people having sex up close = dreaming of panting dogs being smeared with butter.

Good shit :rofl:

[MaxVandalism315]

I have for like a week. My next door neighbor in my dorm had his GF over for a week to visit. It was very awkward to play WoW during it... I also felt like a loser because that should be me.

*BACK TO DAT WoW*

wait what? i hope u mean it should be u having sex with women instead of u being jealous hes fucking her instead of u :arazz:

[Azrael]

My first roommate in college used to have sex with his gf when they thought I was asleep. Not getting any at the time, it only served to annoy me - I'd toss and turn, and sometimes even get up and get something from my desk - but I guess at this point they were too deeply immersed in the Sex Zone to notice, and it never slowed them down.

My second year in college, above one of our friends rooms there was this guy who used to get quite a bit of action. While we never heard voices, we'd always hear the bed banging. The funny thing about this is that it only lasted for one minute though (literally...we timed it once). During the last 30 seconds he'd go into overdrive or something and flip into something we liked to call "jackhammer mode". I can't imagine any woman who would have enjoyed that. ...Actually, I take that back, I can imagine a few that would have. Some peeps from our floor would mess with him by going to knock on the door after the fact, or leaving a message on his whiteboard like "need more Trojans?"

Of course, walking down any dorm hall during almost any point in the day you're bound to hear something. As a bunch of us were just hanging out in the hall we heard one girl scream "Oh Phil, fuck me harder!" I don't think she ever lived that one down.

In my current apartment I think I've heard sex sounds only once. Had to really strain to hear it though. On the flip side, I'm pretty sure our neighbors can hear me and my wife...sometimes I can hear their cell phones going off on vibrate, so...yep. Also, in the summertime, when the windows are open, I don't necessarily bother to close them. :badboy:

[EveryFlowerFlow]

OMG! This reminds me of the funniest thing that happened to me.

I passed out really early at this house party my friend was hosting. This was really early in the night (I hate drinking games, I always 'lose'), so I slept for like six hours straight. Towards the end I started having these weird ass dreams about dogs being smeared with butter and they didn't like it so they were panting. I was trying to do something weird like bonzai gardening but the the dogs just got louder and louder. Then I suddenly got hit by a pillow IRL and I partially woke up from my dream. Angrily I grabbed the pillow and tossed it back to where it had came from while shouting; "FUCKING DOGS". The dogs stopped panting and I was about to go back to my gardening when the lights were flicked on and someone shouted "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK" to my ear. I woke up properly and saw my good friend (taken) this girl (taken by someone else) naked covering themselves with the blankets and looking fucking terrified. I was confused for like five minutes and then I apologized somewhat drunkenly and crawled out of the room.

To clarify; I had rolled off the bed into the space inbetween the wall and the bed, I got hit with a pillow when they tossed it away from the bed.

So, yeah. Hearing people having sex up close = dreaming of panting dogs being smeared with butter.

:rofl::rofl:

[Hatred Edge]

On the flip side, I'm pretty sure our neighbors can hear me and my wife...sometimes I can hear their cell phones going off on vibrate, so...yep. Also, in the summertime, when the windows are open, I don't necessarily bother to close them. :badboy:
Dude what kind of place do you live in? I thought my home had thin walls....

[Zatalcon]

you guys had better. I used to live in an apartment near my cousins school, the walls were very thin so the peace and quite potential was shit. I had 2 gay neighbors and everynight they would go at it. I had to move a week later.

[hold dat]

My old roomate Philip Kao


some SRK'rs know him. I would hear him and his girl going at it all the time. well not really him it was her. she was loud as hell. never really bothered me though. I'd tease them about it

only downside to that is it made me want to fuck her too lol

She'd be in the kitchen or whatever and if i saw her i wouldnt see the "person" all i saw was this girl who sounded great when she was getting fucked

[masher]

black guy and an AZn girl


thats like throwing a hotdog in...

a town! :confused:

[Raz0r]

I'm always the one making noise. And yes, I've had the cops called on me because of it before.

[iwst99]

black guy and an AZn girl


thats like throwing a hotdog in...

a town! :confused:

No one in my story was, or has ever been, black. Unless you're talking about someone elses post. =\

NOT EVERYONE ON SRK IS BLACK.

[Koop]

See, when you're a creep like me who is also destined to only have hookers and strippers as real options....


an that right there just explained a lot.... thanks

[valaris]

NOT EVERYONE ON SRK IS BLACK.

That's right! There's still Jester, Vlash, me and Ephidel.

[Bacardi]

an that right there just explained a lot.... thanks


Million should write books, they would be best sellers

[onyx]

I had a roommate that would always fuck his girl late at night, she would never scream but if I walked by .. through the say . .front room I could hear her whimpers and the wet "fap fap fap fap" juicy pussy sound. Just weird.
:rofl::rofl: Its a good sound, so as there is no fucnk along with it
just be lucky its not your girl. some dude told me that his gf effed him over, and still it wasnt enough. after they broke up she called him having sex w/ another guy. he took it like a trooper. i think he was de-sensitized it by then. damn
:amazed: Damn, that $hit is uncalled for, i hope he did the same thing back when he got a chance.:arazz:

When i was with me ex living in my parents house we would go at it quite often. My room was upstairs located directly over the living room, so id always be thinking " I know my parents can hear this shit :shake:" But continue to drill anyhow. So after many years of this sort of behavior and not haveing anyone ever say anything to me about it, my cousins came from Jamaica to live with us for about a year. So one day, after we get done and i go downstairs for a drink my cousin is downstairs with a smirk on his face. HE asked me if my girl was alright, n i say "ya, why??" and he says "cause mi hear har up de a ball n cry when u dida beat it up:rolleyes:" ("i heard her up there screaming and cry'n when you were beating it up") I was shocked he said that because we never really said much to each other, so all i could do was smile and nod my head in agreement as i continued to get my H2O. We did get damn loud though, not so much vocally when we @ our parents house, but we've broken each of our beds once.. She could really take the destruction i was delivering :sad:

:rofl: Her Dad actually did catch us one night when he came home. A freind and i went to her house to watch movies in her room, 10 minutes in to it she starts suck'n on my finger, so we go to her brothers room witch is next to hers and get to work. We were loud because it was like 2 am and no1 was home (other than my friend in her room) next thing we know she hears the front door slam shut, we jump up and race out of teh room to see who it was and her dad was standing right there look'n at us all sweaty n shit with a strain face:mad: My ex told him we were danceing:rofl: I grabed my friend and left, he was die'n. He told me that he was about to come in te room and join in until he heard the door slam.

My new GF, i cant even hear the bed squeak a tad, i have to be very gentile with her because shes like, Asian.

[Koop]

:rofl::rofl: My ex told him we were danceing:rofl: I grabed my friend and left, he was die'n. He told me that he was about to come in te room and join in until he heard the door slam.






that is classic:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: dancing...lmfao... nice one...wish i could of been fly on the wall for that one...

[shinobi00]

See, when you're a creep like me who is also destined to only have hookers and strippers as real options....this is actually a funny, and occasionally hot thing...not something to be annoyed with. I heard my neighbors back at my old apartment several months ago, and it was a nice surprise. I just happened to be walking to the bathroom, and I heard her screaming "OHHHHH YES! YES!"...shit was niiiiiiice. I was perched like Spiderman on top of the dresser/bureau with my ear pressed against the wall to hear the action. They were having a good time there on an otherwise peaceful, quiet Sunday afternoon. They must've realized they got a little carried away that time, because I never heard the action again...just that one time. Heh, folks in the Thinking Out Loud thread will probably remember when I provided a sort of live commentary on the situation. It would've been so much better if I had Xray vision to check the visual as well....yes, she happens to be quite a nice piece of ass.

There were also times my old college roommate thought I was sleep when I really wasn't. Heh, it was funny that time I rolled over to try and see the action, and they stopped immediately....thinking I woke up. They had the blankets covering them anyway. (*like a voyeur Prep-time Batman! -> I already had my contacts in that night since I knew she was coming over. So, them seeing me with no glasses helped create a more convincing illusion of me being sleep. Ahhhh those were the days.)

I was wondering if there were people out there actually capable of doing something like this: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=392599
I no longer have to wonder.

[G.O.T]

OMG! This reminds me of the funniest thing that happened to me.

I passed out really early at this house party my friend was hosting. This was really early in the night (I hate drinking games, I always 'lose'), so I slept for like six hours straight. Towards the end I started having these weird ass dreams about dogs being smeared with butter and they didn't like it so they were panting. I was trying to do something weird like bonzai gardening but the the dogs just got louder and louder. Then I suddenly got hit by a pillow IRL and I partially woke up from my dream. Angrily I grabbed the pillow and tossed it back to where it had came from while shouting; "FUCKING DOGS". The dogs stopped panting and I was about to go back to my gardening when the lights were flicked on and someone shouted "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK" to my ear. I woke up properly and saw my good friend (taken) this girl (taken by someone else) naked covering themselves with the blankets and looking fucking terrified. I was confused for like five minutes and then I apologized somewhat drunkenly and crawled out of the room.

To clarify; I had rolled off the bed into the space inbetween the wall and the bed, I got hit with a pillow when they tossed it away from the bed.

So, yeah. Hearing people having sex up close = dreaming of panting dogs being smeared with butter.

I vote this for post of '08...........................fucking dogs lol.

This nigga said he went back to gardening rofflecakes.

[Sousuke]

when i visited my cousins in Denver we were camping in a campmobile in the Rocky Mountains. so it was night and bedtime and after a while the whole caravan is start swinging like a ship in a tropical storm. my cousins and i slept in the middle of the car while my aunt and uncle slept at the end of the vehicle in a bed. (the bedroom so to say) anyway i don't know if my cousins already felt asleep i was definitely not with all that oscillating. a climax of squeaky noises from the bed and some heavy swaying made everything perfect. so after fucking my uncle my kinky aunt decided to go to the kitchen and drink something. i was sleeping right next to the fridge and as she opens the fridge and leans forward i can see her full front pussy dripping wet with sperm and all kind of filthy stuff. x_X

it's a picture that is burned into my brain forever.

[Kuya]

That's right! There's still Jester, Vlash, me and Ephidel.

There's still plenty to go....lol my brother ChairHome has a black guy's name (we're filipino :lol: )and when we asked my mom why she named him that she was like "I'm sorry son, I didn't know it was a black name":rofl::rofl:

[onyx]

when i visited my cousins in Denver we were camping in a campmobile in the Rocky Mountains. so it was night and bedtime and after a while the whole caravan is start swinging like a ship in a tropical storm. my cousins and i slept in the middle of the car while my aunt and uncle slept at the end of the vehicle in a bed. (the bedroom so to say) anyway i don't know if my cousins already felt asleep i was definitely not with all that oscillating. a climax of squeaky noises from the bed and some heavy swaying made everything perfect. so after fucking my uncle my kinky aunt decided to go to the kitchen and drink something. i was sleeping right next to the fridge and as she opens the fridge and leans forward i can see her full front pussy dripping wet with sperm and all kind of filthy stuff. x_X

it's a picture that is burned into my brain forever.

:amazed: *blood vomit*

[sait0u]

there was this one time, i was with my friends playing halo 1 (system linking) with one of his brothers and his boys. also they have a couple of their gfs was there too. we were at their house and theres this particular moment during gaming. everyone in the damn house heard a girl moaning hella loud for a good...i say about 30 secs. then heard a loud ass slap to shut her ass up. i look at the people who was in my team and acted like nothing happen. I'm thinking....okay, i guess they don't mind their boys or girls fucking in the house.

[TheSix]

No one in my story was, or has ever been, black. Unless you're talking about someone elses post. =\

NOT EVERYONE ON SRK IS BLACK.

Lies.

when i visited my cousins in Denver we were camping in a campmobile in the Rocky Mountains. so it was night and bedtime and after a while the whole caravan is start swinging like a ship in a tropical storm. my cousins and i slept in the middle of the car while my aunt and uncle slept at the end of the vehicle in a bed. (the bedroom so to say) anyway i don't know if my cousins already felt asleep i was definitely not with all that oscillating. a climax of squeaky noises from the bed and some heavy swaying made everything perfect. so after fucking my uncle my kinky aunt decided to go to the kitchen and drink something. i was sleeping right next to the fridge and as she opens the fridge and leans forward i can see her full front pussy dripping wet with sperm and all kind of filthy stuff. x_X

it's a picture that is burned into my brain forever.

Your soul is....ah you know what, you can keep that shit.

Ugh. Gah. Yeesh!

[iwst99]

when i visited my cousins in Denver we were camping in a campmobile in the Rocky Mountains. so it was night and bedtime and after a while the whole caravan is start swinging like a ship in a tropical storm. my cousins and i slept in the middle of the car while my aunt and uncle slept at the end of the vehicle in a bed. (the bedroom so to say) anyway i don't know if my cousins already felt asleep i was definitely not with all that oscillating. a climax of squeaky noises from the bed and some heavy swaying made everything perfect. so after fucking my uncle my kinky aunt decided to go to the kitchen and drink something. i was sleeping right next to the fridge and as she opens the fridge and leans forward i can see her full front pussy dripping wet with sperm and all kind of filthy stuff. x_X

it's a picture that is burned into my brain forever.

Dude...ugh...DUDE. :sad::shake:

[G.O.T]

Well I have at least a few stories in me.Okay I think if I recall there was this one time from my homeboy about 2 years ago that moved from the ATL to Galveston to live with his cousin. so during this time I still worked for the Fuddruckers. So a few days after Mardi Gras was over we decided that as soon as we got off of work because he worked with me that'd we'd go holla at some females or play some video games or whatever. So it was about 15 minutes after we left the job we headed to the westend of town. Where we arrived at a trailer home. So I thought okay..I guess. -_-

So we walked over there just to be met by 2 girls. One was a white girl, and the other this mixed girl mostly white/hispanic though that I'd been knowing since high school. Now we go inside and we start to watch I think How High. Yes they are stoners..I don't smoke so I neglected to do it, and just mellow out. So as they kept hitting it, I guess my homeboy just had the urge to just start putting the smooth talk on one of the girls (the white one) in which ended the conversation on the other side of the trailer They went passed along as persian looking ass sheet in which covered the open doorway. So then it hit me indeed he is about to give her the Shun Goku Penis attack.

Now meanwhile I'm chilling with hispanic chick who has no real body fat like really no cans or donk but she is petite and smaller than me which is indeed a 100% stun combo on my Ham lifebar. we are layed up on the couch with her in front of my body, and I'm holding her watching Method Man act a fool. Then you hear harder squeaking, and moaning so I start getting ideas with ol' girl in front me. I looked on the side of my eye.here is my homeboy giving her the business. I'm thinking yes ^^. So I started to move my hand down her pants, and told her I been wanting to fuck her since High School. Especially since they were in the other room just doing it so let us do the same. She starts to rub her ass on me.

Then the unexpected happens after such a tease. She then tells me that she can't do it, and sways my hand from her panties. 1st thing that came to my mind was the 1st episode with Golden Boy when he was cleaning the toilets and the boss was about to fire him for squirting the toilet water in his mouth for being a pervert. In my mind "I was like ahhhhh--all that work from High School put in now she'll hate me forever." Then she turned back in my face, and gave me the one of the sexiest looks I ever seen. And said if her boyfriend found out he would go apeshit. I was like bullshit that shouldn't stop you. Then my boy and the other girl finished up after say 5 more minutes. So she came through the room and said that her boyfriend is kind of an asshole. My homeboy just started to laff, and said bad luck Ed. Maybe will have another one for you next time. He decides to stay there and fuck some more. So the girl I was with decided to gimme a ride home. Drops me off at the crib, and I go inside with Sargeant Blueballs as I think of how my homeboy got laid with the quickness.

I wasn't upset mind you...just thoroughly disappointed with heaven's performance that night. I wanted to fuck her ass bad small girls are my kryptonite.

[iwst99]

That story is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay different from your aunt's dripping cunt story. =\

[R.P.D rookie]

when i visited my cousins in Denver we were camping in a campmobile in the Rocky Mountains. so it was night and bedtime and after a while the whole caravan is start swinging like a ship in a tropical storm. my cousins and i slept in the middle of the car while my aunt and uncle slept at the end of the vehicle in a bed. (the bedroom so to say) anyway i don't know if my cousins already felt asleep i was definitely not with all that oscillating. a climax of squeaky noises from the bed and some heavy swaying made everything perfect. so after fucking my uncle my kinky aunt decided to go to the kitchen and drink something. i was sleeping right next to the fridge and as she opens the fridge and leans forward i can see her full front pussy dripping wet with sperm and all kind of filthy stuff. x_X

it's a picture that is burned into my brain forever.

That is indeed one HELL of a memory about your aunt.:rofl:

[Markudea]

well i have something worse...... WAYY WAY WAY WORSE, i used to live in an apartment and the bathroom was to the right of my room but you HAD to pass in the front of my moms room to go to the bathroom.... so my now stepdad at the time was my moms boyfriend. tell me why her door is open...... so im going to the bathroom, mind you at the time im 7 i see something out the corner of my eye so i turn... DOOR WIDE ASS OPEN stepdad fucking the shit out of my mom..... fuck life :shake::shake::shake::wasted:

Nooo!! You reminded me of an experience I had that was similar.. My borther and I were 12 years old. We were on the computer, which was right down the hallway from my mother's room. We were playing emulators on our computer and for the whole time, we could hear her having sex with her boyfriend. We were acting like nothing was going on, but we didn't want to go to bed, because our room was right next to her's (We shared a room). At least her door was closed.

I think I can relate to your stories. The first time that I heard my mom getting down was like last year. I was coming home from my old university where I hung out with my friends that still attend the school. I walked through the door and I heard my mom and her boyfriend (who's aight to me) handling business in her bedroom. Now, my room is right next to her room, so there wouldn't be anyway that I can make it to the room without interrupting them, thus leading to embarrassment with both parties. Since I was so shocked, I sat in the dining room for a second or so, and was highly disturbed and uncomfortable about. I then decided to go upstairs to my grandmother's place (since it's a four-family flat apartment), and just chilled out up there for like a half hour or so. When I came back downstairs, I went to my room, and heard them talking like everyone was cool with the TV now on. There were other times, but they didn't have the same effect on me like that first one did. I've been knowing "this lady" for my entire life (which is about 24 years), and never heard those sounds came from her until then. I wish I could erase those memories along with a nice portion of my grade school days. Unfortunately, I'll have to take those memories with me to the grave since my memory is pretty good.

[Shin-Mech-Brian]

I could hear the vibrator of a girl I used to live with a few times.

She'd walk into the room completely oblivious a few minutes later!You could hear her vibrator??? Was it gas-powered?

[Hatred Edge]

when i visited my cousins in Denver we were camping in a campmobile in the Rocky Mountains. so it was night and bedtime and after a while the whole caravan is start swinging like a ship in a tropical storm. my cousins and i slept in the middle of the car while my aunt and uncle slept at the end of the vehicle in a bed. (the bedroom so to say) anyway i don't know if my cousins already felt asleep i was definitely not with all that oscillating. a climax of squeaky noises from the bed and some heavy swaying made everything perfect. so after fucking my uncle my kinky aunt decided to go to the kitchen and drink something. i was sleeping right next to the fridge and as she opens the fridge and leans forward i can see her full front pussy dripping wet with sperm and all kind of filthy stuff. x_X

it's a picture that is burned into my brain forever.

:rofl::rofl: This is funny in a very descriptive nasty, horrifying way.

[Kyoujin]

when i visited my cousins in Denver we were camping in a campmobile in the Rocky Mountains. so it was night and bedtime and after a while the whole caravan is start swinging like a ship in a tropical storm. my cousins and i slept in the middle of the car while my aunt and uncle slept at the end of the vehicle in a bed. (the bedroom so to say) anyway i don't know if my cousins already felt asleep i was definitely not with all that oscillating. a climax of squeaky noises from the bed and some heavy swaying made everything perfect. so after fucking my uncle my kinky aunt decided to go to the kitchen and drink something. i was sleeping right next to the fridge and as she opens the fridge and leans forward i can see her full front pussy dripping wet with sperm and all kind of filthy stuff. x_X

it's a picture that is burned into my brain forever.

Holy fucking God, man; I'm so sorry, but I can't help laughing:rofl:

[onyx]

there was this one time, i was with my friends playing halo 1......

AHh yes thanks for reminding me.. About 3 month ago i was playing Gears of war on XBL with some random people. It s a full room, 8 people, all have headsets, kill'n each other, good times. about an 15 minutes into the game u can hear one of the guys on my team arguing with this girl in the background. We were all bust'n on him like "ahh ha your GF is crack'n that whip man!:rofl:" 2 minutes later we hear moaning on the mic..5 minutes later more moaning.. We then figured out, "oh shit, is he fuck'n her???? Hell ya he is!" This went on for about a good 20-25 minutes, he even took time to ready up again once a new map started then get back to his business. After a while he came back on like "ok im done now, just had to put her to sleep" we were all giving him propz. That was a one and only XBL experience , and i must admit, i enjoyed it:wgrin: Most ive even done was get BJ's when playing Soccom back in the day or SF. I gotta try that shit someday, just put the headset on her head and go to work... mehh


Your soul is....ah you know what, you can keep that shit.


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Deathsythe]

This thread was nothing but hilarious until Sousuke's post. Now I am not sure if I should laugh, cry, or both. :rofl:

[shatterstar]

I'm pretty sure I could smell her vagina.

:shake:

i hate that too since I have a strong since of smell....*barf*

[Jimmy Bones]

when i visited my cousins in Denver we were camping in a campmobile in the Rocky Mountains. so it was night and bedtime and after a while the whole caravan is start swinging like a ship in a tropical storm. my cousins and i slept in the middle of the car while my aunt and uncle slept at the end of the vehicle in a bed. (the bedroom so to say) anyway i don't know if my cousins already felt asleep i was definitely not with all that oscillating. a climax of squeaky noises from the bed and some heavy swaying made everything perfect. so after fucking my uncle my kinky aunt decided to go to the kitchen and drink something. i was sleeping right next to the fridge and as she opens the fridge and leans forward i can see her full front pussy dripping wet with sperm and all kind of filthy stuff. x_X

it's a picture that is burned into my brain forever.

:amazed: OH SNAP!

UUGGHHH......UUUGHHH!!!!

[Kyoujin]

:shake:

i hate that too since I have a strong since of smell....*barf*

I mean, it's not so bad when it's YOUR girl's vagina, am I right?

Sometimes after the deed I'll take a long, deep satisfied smell and think "What a fine job indeed."

Is your ban over?

[Daigo Jr]

If you want them to stop, You have to get a broom and keep hitting the wall that separates you and them.

This used to happen to me when I was a child living in the ghetto in a flat.
The people above us would be doing it hard on a squeeky bed and the woman would moan, while playing alpha 3, My brothers would laugh so hard and I wouldn't understand why.
My sister would pretty much have a broom in her hand and do a shoryuken to hit the ceiling.
They'd stop... But carry it on in another room... It never ends....

[Sousuke]

you know guys, at least she was shaved and as far as i can remember she was young good looking. still terrifying if you are 12 years old seeing a fresh pounded vagina right in front of your eyes :/

[iwst99]

:shake:

i hate that too since I have a strong since of smell....*barf*

Try being gay and smelling that shit.

It would be like you guys walking into a room filled with gay ass and penis smell.

[G.O.T]

you know guys, at least she was shaved and as far as i can remember she was young good looking. still terrifying if you are 12 years old seeing a fresh pounded vagina right in front of your eyes :/

hahaha damn dude. Mission aborted.

[kingfismit]

This thread title should be changed from "hearing" to "Listening to". Using the word hearing, implies that people who can actually hear, do have sex.

[Hatred Edge]

you know guys, at least she was shaved and as far as i can remember she was young good looking. still terrifying if you are 12 years old seeing a fresh pounded vagina right in front of your eyes :/

Hey! Look at the bright side! At least she didn't drip on you. That would have been awkward...

[TheSix]

:lol:

IT BURNS!

[DaliPicard]

The sounds of two peoples genitals connecting in lust through da bedroom walls is a wonderful sound... I beat my dick good to that.. stroke till ya nut. word...

OMFG :rofl:

[orochizoolander]

This thread=win!

Nearly every post made me laugh and throw up at the same time.

I've heard plenty of people fucking at parties, I remember one time I was chillin with my boy, his gf, and a bunch of random people when I notice shes giggling to herself and biting her lip the whole time...The next day my boy tells me he was fingering her during the party LOL.

[shatterstar]

I mean, it's not so bad when it's YOUR girl's vagina, am I right?
nope, it's not bad at all, but that brings up another thread that was on here a looooooonnnnnng time ago about "can a girl leave her mark on you?"
Sometimes after the deed I'll take a long, deep satisfied smell and think "What a fine job indeed."
that shyt can suck sometimes especially if you fingered a girl and pussy smell just stays on your hand for like a week REGADLESS of how many times you washed your hands. just imagine walking by your older female relatives and they start lookin at you funny 'cause they know that sex smell. been cussed out many times for that.
Is your ban over?
by the grace of Obama's endorsments, it is indeed over...for now...*suspense*

[Azrael]

I remember one time I was chillin with my boy, his gf, and a bunch of random people when I notice shes giggling to herself and biting her lip the whole time...The next day my boy tells me he was fingering her during the party LOL.
Hijinks in secret are mad fun. I fucked my ex-girlfriend on a crowded commuter train once. We did a pretty good job of hiding it, but I think the old lady next to us knew what was up. I think the smell gave us away more than anything. :sweat:

[Biolink]

Hijinks in secret are mad fun. I fucked my ex-girlfriend on a crowded commuter train once. We did a pretty good job of hiding it, but I think the old lady next to us knew what was up. I think the smell gave us away more than anything. :sweat:

:confused:

So you just pulled it out,and she got on?

[catchafire]

I'm nominating this thread for "thread of the year."

[Azrael]

:confused:

So you just pulled it out,and she got on?
The seats on the train were in the 2-seater fashion. So it was like

[Door] [Open Area] [Door]
[2-Person Bench] [Aisle] [2-Person Bench]
[2-Person Bench] [Aisle] [2-Person Bench]
[2-Person Bench] [Aisle] [2-Person Bench]
[Door] [Open Area] [Door]

And so on. We were sitting on the right side in the middle row. There are people stuffed into the aisle as well as the open areas. It was the winter time and she was wearing a skirt, so we'd both taken off our coats and were using them as blankets over our legs. I had my hand resting on her thigh at first, but then I slid my hand up and started to finger her. She started to get really wet and horny, and I was getting into it too, so we thought "why not?" We slid our lower halves towards the center of the seat and our upper halves away from each other. She brought her legs across mine and rested her feet in the seat where my ass should have been if I'd been sitting properly.

For cover, we had the coats, and some shopping bags as well. Just lift up the skirt, pull down the panties, and then slide it in. I used my hands to lift that stuff up a few inches to give us leeway to move around. Yeah, no hard ramming or anything, but I got in and we got some gentle rhythmic motion going. She got off once, I couldn't for obvious reasons, and when we started to near our stop we stopped and fixed ourselves.

[catchafire]

The seats on the train were in the 2-seater fashion. So it was like

[Door] [Open Area] [Door]
[2-Person Bench] [Aisle] [2-Person Bench]
[2-Person Bench] [Aisle] [2-Person Bench]
[2-Person Bench] [Aisle] [2-Person Bench]
[Door] [Open Area] [Door]

And so on. We were sitting on the right side in the middle row. There are people stuffed into the aisle as well as the open areas. It was the winter time and she was wearing a skirt, so we'd both taken off our coats and were using them as blankets over our legs. I had my hand resting on her thigh at first, but then I slid my hand up and started to finger her. She started to get really wet and horny, and I was getting into it too, so we thought "why not?" We slid our lower halves towards the center of the seat and our upper halves away from each other. She brought her legs across mine and rested her feet in the seat where my ass should have been if I'd been sitting properly.

For cover, we had the coats, and some shopping bags as well. Just lift up the skirt, pull down the panties, and then slide it in. I used my hands to lift that stuff up a few inches to give us leeway to move around. Yeah, no hard ramming or anything, but I got in and we got some gentle rhythmic motion going. She got off once, I couldn't for obvious reasons, and when we started to near our stop we stopped and fixed ourselves.

u da man, u da man... i want to bone a girl in public, can i get an encore, i heard she want more... :woot:

[R.P.D rookie]

You could hear her vibrator??? Was it gas-powered?

L:rofl:L

[Ran-a-ku]

I just came across this thread today. Too good


I was with this one girl one time smashin and I look over and I see the door kinda open i dont really think nothing of it cause well im cecks-ing and if it dont have nothing to do with whats on the end of my dick then i dont give a phuck... anyway im doing my thing then the door opens wider and a fucking midget with more hair than me comes in talking some shit

"mommy?... i hear you yelling are you ok"

by this time i have already evacuated my mounted position on this childs mother and have manuvered myself into a position where its her nakedness which is facing the daughter not mine. She gets up and takes the child back and all was well ... but its messed up when u are throwin flames on someone's mom....... when she came back i mashed 2wice as hard and called her mommi.... good times.

[McTease]

Hey! Look at the bright side! At least she didn't drip on you. That would have been awkward...

:rofl:
That's just... wow.

[Kyoujin]

There should be a 'Nasty Sex Stories Thread' created; it has a less sprecific spectrum, and could have wow factor like nothing else.

[Rhio2k]

black guy and an AZn girl


thats like shoving a hot dog into a matchbox


Fixed for you.

[4y3paragon]

This thread title should be changed from "hearing" to "Listening to". Using the word hearing, implies that people who can actually hear, do have sex.
No...it should stay the same because he wasn't searching for the noise, he just happened to "hear" them fuck. But in your case, it's different because you are a sick perverted voyeur. :wtf: